ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
I go to chat rooms and act like a women just to feel like one.
>>695332329
My grandma used to give me blowjobs and let me suck her tits everytime I went to visit her, she died two years ago and I masturbate thinking of her all the time.
Shit, I'm getting hard again
>>695332513
I used to do that on aol
My girlfriend has no idea I'm in love with another woman
>>695332889
your mom?
33333 get
>>695333071
Her name is Hanako and I can't stop thinking about her
>>695333248
is she in pokemans?
>>695333366
Katawa Shoujo
>>695332329
my cars mmom try to fonger me in teh back of my frend
I have cheated on every girlfriend I've had.
>>695333616
hotttttttttttt
I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.
>>695333781
15 years before you were born??
>>695333641
you fucking asshole
i downloaded Dr. Dre's The Chronic on Napster back in 1998.
It was the biggest rush of my life.
>>695333992
thats fucking illegal
>>695333992
over aol 56k?
>>695334027
Thats why I came when the download finished.
>>695334090
fuck yeah. you know it bro.
>list me.
I want to sleep with my 12 year old cousin
In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
>>695334158
We all want to sleep with your 12 year old cousin.
>and fuck her too.
>>695334176
hardcore criminal detected.
>>695334253
>her
wut
>>695334330
ah, sorry. I didnt know you were a faggot.
>my bad.
>>695334480
boys need love too
im in a dead relationship and we are both to stupid to leave eachother shes thinks i cheated and doesnt trust me as far as she can throw me. i trust her for the most but hate her shit of whores friends. we both wont leave each other and it fucking sucks because we used to have so much fun together we still do some times but she has a shitty temper so do i and we argue more and more but we make up and stay together.
fucking rip maybe one day we will leave each other but doubt it
I struggle with keeping my daily medications daily, and don't know why. It makes me feel like shit because I feel like it delays the recovery process and the longer it takes the more I'm frustrated but it's my fault.
I went from working 12 hour shifts in an ER to hardly being able to keep my sleeping within reasonable hours and take two pills a day. I'm useless compared to old me.
>>695334554
Have a kid that will fix things
I'm fucking my aunt and my cousin.
>>695334554
are you me
>7 years in
>it was ok for four of them
>>695334552
lets have an honest conversation. are you a man?
>>695334176
Don't remember goodie or south park?
>>695333922
Can't resist new pussy. I fucked three randoms while I was engaged :/
>>695334926
yes but im also not >>695334158. posted >>695334330 just to fuck with u. but boys do need love too
>>695335038
short engagement?
I jerk off while my friends are hypnotized, I get super turned on by it so it's hard not to
Working on improving my skills at the moment
>>695335100
ah ok. well, I was molested as a kid.
i was gonna help you out. never mind.
>>695332513
This is actually a good thing to do. You understand their perspective. And you understand why they're capable of just dropping a guy like nothing. Seeing thirst from the other side is a real eye opener.
>>695334772
im good :^)
>>695334909
she gives me shit i did before we were together but gets a free pass for everything she did i try to mend things but she says she tries then thinks of things i did and gets irritated and wont ever get over them she says she wont trust me ever again i love her and im sure she loves me but im stupid and wont leave
>>695335218
>hypnotized
>i also believe in wizards and ghosts and jesus
>>695335305
no no no plz teach me how to molest kids!
>>695335328
yeah, pretty sure we're dating the same girl anon.
First time telling this story. Probably not a big deal considering this is /b/ and all.
>be me, few months ago
>be bi faggot
>decide "what the fuck, let's find a dude on omegle to fap with" mostly because boredom and wasn't really feeling porn
>eventually come across girl with decent rack, she's fondling herself
>suspect fake cam
>don't care
>start fapping
>about to cum
>it switches to a woman squatting and releasing a perfect ice cream swirl shit
>dick is now softer than the shit being dispensed
>decide to be good sport
>type in chat that they got me, was a good joke
>guy stays long enough to make conversation
>ask if i can see his donger now
>shows, wasalright.jpg
>starts putting up normal porn on cam
>eh
>asks me what i like
>say nothing specific bc i just wanna finish at this point
>10 minutes of him showing various porn clips, gradually increasing in kinkiness
>bondage, watersport, whipping, choking, 18 & abused, that one 30secondstofap girl that looks 14...
>suddenly
>cheese pizza
>straight up 10-12 year old masturbating, face shown and all
>i stop fapping completely, am concerned now
>say "where'd you get that haha"
>"i have my sources ;p"
>switches to younger kid trying to wank, is in rainbow stockings
>at least 5 clips of legit children fapping
>ask if he has anything else (as in NOT kids)
>he kinds brushes that off, cycles a few more times, eventually says he has to go
>casually suggest he could get in a lot of trouble for having that stuff
>"don't worry mate, know what im doing :)"
>he leaves
>sit there contemplating what just happened
inb4 "screenshots or fake"
yeah sure lemme screenshot pizza and post it on 4chan, gotcha chief.
>>695334158
What's she like? any interest from her?
>>695335191
The new girl is much hotter but it's probably just a matter of time before it happens again
>>695335456
Do what I do, substitute adults for kids, done.
>>695335354
m'lady
>>695335456
i wasnt gonna teach you how to molest kids faggot. I was gonna tell you whats its like to be molested from the kids perspective. (as I was molested.)
im a dude BTW. so dont get your pants down just yet.
>>695332832
Go on
>>695335639
that doesnt make any sense
>>695333248
How long has it been?
>>695335570
happens on omegle often. How did you feel after?
Still in love with my ex after a year now matter how much I try to forget her or drown my memories in Mr. Oizo :^(
Feels bad man
>>695335743
my pants were never on... and id never molest kids anyway. I feel awkward just showering with my nephews
>>695332329
I kill people and I eat hands, that's two things.
>>695335812
Sure it does, hypnotize them and get them to do lewd stuff.
>>695335880
About a year
>>695335997
>I feel awkward just showering with my nephews
you fucking deviant. what kind of OCD fag showers everyday?
kill youself.
>>695335888
TL;DR: Really bad.
Like, tbh, used to be into the pizza when I was 15-16. Was hard to find, but I had a nerd friend who was a self-proclaimed "deep web explorer" (he was a basement dweller) and knew where to go/look. But now, I think about the kids involved. Like what will they become? What will they fall to when they're older? Drugs, prostitution, suicide? And here some people are just getting off to their undeveloped pricks. I guess I just think too much into it. Call me a moralfag, ig.
>>695332329
>be married oldfag (46), been with her 25 years this year.
>she likes to shit on my cock when I fuck her in the ass.
>stinks like crazy but during sex I dont mind as its a turn on when it happens.
>BUT, it makes me wanna puke as soon as I've cum.
Legit.
>>695336149
I hope this is bait
Dear god let it be bait
>>695336149
suicide would make too much of a mess, i couldnt do it
>>695333248
Fuck outta here katawa shoujo fuckboi
I am completely addicted to sex. I don't think my boyfriends dick can handle it. I never can not think about riding him. I actually feel bad for his dick.
>>695335218
Kys
>>695335323
on omegle my cam was blank and i just left it running while doing other stuff. realised some guy was asking if I was female, thought whynot go along with it.
He kept demanding to see me naked and when I would simply reply no I dontfeel comfortable with it, he would insist and demand and simply not give up.
Brain dead.
2016 internet no lifes.
>>695336101
You should probably break it off with your girlfriend without revealing the true reason. There's no use having her around if you don't love her, except maybe for sexual intercourse
i know that my mother (through some family) has been involved in gangbangs with different men and it fucking kills me inside and out. cant even watch porn like that because of it.
>>695336445
Do you have any pics or video I will PayPal you for them or buy you a game on steam
>>695336440
pedophile detected.
>you sick fuck.
>>695336419
I love my girlfriend, there's just another that I love as well
Nice Goonies reference my guy
>>695336440
>loli
>taboo
newfag alert
>>695336570
A pedophile's sexually attracted to children, not drawings. I wouldn't touch a child in real life, they're pretty disgusting. Sounds like you have some growing up on your plate.
>>695336570
I'm now going to use you for a screen capture thand you for taking the bait
>>695333555
double triple
I obsessively worry about losing control of my myself/my mind and that itself is driving me crazy
>>695336445
How old is she? And what family member would tell you this hahaha
i have a ossessive compulsive disorder but i hidden it very well, i m 19 and my parents don't know it.
>>695336513
no i dont have any. and i wouldnt want to look at them if i did. it churns my stomach just thinking about it.
>>695336733
pretty sure ill get early onset dementia, ive accepted it
>>695336617
Huh, I see. If it lasted for a year it's likely it's gone beyond the stage of infatuation.
Things like that are better left secrets.
>>695336733
dubs means slow down and live in the now, homie. There's only one now. Even if there could be many. You're in this one.
>>695336751
one of my uncles doesnt get along with her and told me one time why he hated her. he was drunk.
My dad is the political leader of one of the largest parties in my country, and every election since I could vote I've cast my vote for the opposing side.
>>695336851
Fucking lol
I like fucking bitches who like bitches who like money
>>695336851
thats so fake i cant even fap to it
>>695336969
He hates her cuz she's a disgraceful whore? Bummer man. All girls are though so don't stress
Cum ninja thread?
>>695334789
Moar......
>>695336697
>A pedophile's sexually attracted to children, not drawings who look like children.
topkek.
I fucked my manager yesterday.
>>695336763
I was diagnosed with OCD when I four. It fucking sucks. Medicine doesn't really help. As lomg as it doesn't mess with day to day life, should be good.
>>695337300
How?
>>695337283
>your sexual preferences are socially deviant! better start calling you a sick fuck!
Ah well, that's children for you.
>>695336889
Exactly why it is
Another secret I have is that when I was younger I sent some dick pics to my cousin and she like them and we ended up sexting for a while, haven't talked to her since and hope I never see her again
>>695337391
With a knife probably. Retard.
>>695337300
quid pro quo or for nothing?
>>695337466
Pussy ain't nothing and nice dubs
i got my sister pregnant when she was 16.
she didnt have it.
>>695337236
>>695334789
Is this your cousin?
>>695337446
Because revealing it would only cause everyone to suffer for no reason. I've been into 2d concepts for years now, the best thing you can do is to hide your power level.
>>695337377
describe your OCD? i have been wondering if I have it too because i have struggled with (usually violent) intrusive thoughts my entire life and some compulsions.
>>695337680
I was asking for moar not offering
>>695336731
Nice lookin out lil wayne
Got curious when I was 8 or 9 and had sex with my best friend. Like, we didn't even know what we were doing. lol
>>695337680
I've never had a break up. Been with the same person for 6 years, known him for 8. Getting married in two months.
wonder why I never slept around before we got together. I had the chance.
Oh well.
>>695338310
Tubular breast deformity
I have a tiny dick and I'm 6'5 kms
>>695332329
I fucked a boi in the boipuss and still want to fuck him now he is away
>>695332329
I have many secrets.
I lie, I cheat, I steal. I've even assisted in the death of someone.
Which do you want to know?
I let my nephews shower with me and my gf when they stay with me. There's nothing wrong with me and them but their parents are godfags and shelter them and they would probably freak out if they knew i let her join us.
>>695337391 After we got off work, me and her had some drinks in her car, than we made out and fucked for an hour and 40 minutes.
>>695337466 Just cause we could.
>>695338582
obviously the death you faggot tell us now
>>695338463
>>695338463
>>695338463
I have really bad intrusive thoughts that make me feel like I'm borderline schizo, which freaks me out which causes more intrusive thoughts. Things I've thought
>While taking care of our new puppy while home alone, I saw my BB gun and had an urge to kill the puppy
>Saw a knife really late at night and thought of how easy it would be to kill my family. Had mental pictures as well
>Planned on going fishing with my GF. As I was thinking out the date I got a thought of pushing her off in the middle of the lake and leaving her
>Every time I pass a car, I get a strong urge to pull the wheel
Those are just a few. It's driving me fucking nuts with this, but I know its just GAD
>>695337377
diagnosed when i was 17, you'right man..
we live in a different way. now
compulsions are decreasing but I'm left with a very obsessive character. tell me something about you.
>>695337932
M8 you do realize I'm talking about a character, right?
>>695338641
>an hour and 40 minutes.
>15 seconds then i cried and she dropped me off at my parents house
>>695338622
>Their parents would freak out
>still do it
This is how you get thrown in jail. Shit is not appropriate.
>>695338622
this faggot. every fucking day.
>dont you have a fucking life or something?
Ever since I was a kid I used to roll boogers between my fingers, now its gotten so much worse and I do it everywhere, even at work. Can't stop.
I work in HR at in company with over 500 employees. The CEO is a high school friend of my parents. He's married. We have sex regularly, and have had sex in the office a lot of times. He's over twice my age.
>>695338855
everyday? i havent been on /b/ in almost 2 weeks...
>>695338754
Yeah, I have those occasionally, not really a big deal, I think most people do. But realistically you're never going to do it.
I nearly murdered someone using a retard.
I've posted this story a few times. I know it belongs in a tard thread but you know I keep this shit a secret since the events are fucking insane.
>>695335572
did you just fucking assume their genders?
>>695338838
indeed, seeing a naked girl will surely condemn them to a life of evil and eternity in hell
>>695338800
Yes, I'm aware of that. I'm aware you're speaking of Hanako from KS. What of it? Should I be condemning you like a mongrel who understands absolutely nothing of your emotions?
my first boyfriend came just from seeing me naked the first few times, and it strangely turned me on. now my fetish is guys cumming without touching me.
>>695339177
Back to Tumblr, you special snowflake
This is my wife with her bull's cock
>>695339315
>falling for obv b8
I fucked a hooker bareback while we were 'on a break'
hahaha
I convinced my girlfriend to have a mmf threesome with a stranger when we go on vacation
>>695338622
nothing wrong with that imo
As a feet faggot i sniffed my best friends shoes and used socks and then later confessed
But i still do it with other friends without telling them
>>695339265
No, not at all, I just wanted to make sure we were on the same page. I asked my irl gf if she would be upset if I got a body pillow and a case with a girl on and she said she wouldn't be upset but I don't think that's the entire truth either
>>695339069
Exactly. It's just scary is all
>>695338673
Trips and I'll tell about the death.
Here's one. About a year ago.
>been with gf for 2 years at this point
>I tell her I love her but she's kind of a sugarmama so I don't really love her
>cheat quite often
>find this skinny little woman from a very religious upbringing
>get her to open up her heart to me, then her legs
>she was a virgin, 24 years old and a virgin
>didn't use a condom, came hard as I told her that she's gotten my heart (just pillow talk, its what sluts want to hear)
>don't see her for a month and a half, won't return calls or anything
>finally get a text that's she's pregnant
>go to the doctor with her cause I want proof
>she wasn't lying
>it took me a week but in the end I convinced her to get the abortion
Still with the gf I cheated on, she's none the wiser.
I cheated on my last girlfriend with a girl I use to party with. And loved it. I loved her more than my girlfriend. Now I don't have either.
>>695334299
haha that goonies reference, brings back mamories
>>695339775
Yeah, I feel like she'd definitely be hurt by it but she doesn't keep you from doing what you want. She thinks you don't take it 100% seriously, which is why she said she's fine with it, but deep down it's sure to bother her. Probably.
>>695339227
Where did I say it had anything to do with religion? I'm saying that it's fucking retarded to do it if he knows the parents would freak out.
>>695339817
champion. have had broads have 2 abortions due to my 'mistakes'
>>695335784
I'll try
>Me in puberty, like 11 12
>Often visit grandma with mom, sometimes, specially in summer she's half naked, just with underwear and some kind of open "dress"
>Mirin those big tits, can't help it
>She always greets me with strong hugs and bouncing our bodies
>she literally bounce and jumps, really perv
>only thing that stops me from getting hard is my mom watching
>this continue like this for a while, my desire for grandma gets bigger and bigger
>she gave me dirty looks, sometimes even make allusions to my penis
>Omg grandma
>Things calm down for a while
>Now I'm 17
>visit grandma by my own
>I'm staying tonight
>Knock her door
>just thinking of hugging her makes my full hard
>she opens
>here we go
>She start hugging and bouncing, I don't even bother in hide my erection, in fact I go full contact
>I'm so hard
>she obviously feel it
>makes me Dinner, we've never talked or shared things, so I eat as I watch TV and I go to the room used by guests
>She goes to hers
>I start to jerk off in bed with the door completely open
>Grandma pass, sees me
>That smirk on her face
>I would've cum if I wasn't somewhat scared
>She don't doubt even for a second, enter in my room and starts jerking my off
Sorry for shitty English , first greentext also
I love sniffing my cousins wet diapers. He's 2 1/2 and whenever he stays with us for the day, he ends up getting changed at some point. When nobody is around I love taking the diaper out of the trash and playing with it. It's just so cute and it smells awesome.
I got bullied into becoming a trap when I was 16. Can tell story if anyone gives a fuck
>>695340121
no thx
>>695340121
If I can jerk off to the story, sure.
>>695339979
but the parents would freak out because of their religion so it has a lot to do with it. religion aside, it's best for everyone if it is kept a secret from the parents but other than that there's nothing wrong with what is going on.
my balls are itchy
>>695334176
do the truffle shuffle
>>695340010
Personally I want to find some that are unwilling to abort, but preferably while I'm on vacation so they can't find me.
Like Malaysia or something.
>>695340072
>>695339978
I doubt she thinks I don't take things seriously, we've been together for over 2 years and have felt with pretty much every situation at this point. I've been there for her through everything. I just don't know how she'd really feel, she's been stressing alot lately due to moving house and not having a place to go and worried about her cats
Another secret: I still come to 4chan still, I said I was done coming here when I left highschool but what can I say, you're here forever after all
>>695340519
then you can bring them back as your personal wifelslaves to have them serve you tea and fried rice forever
>>695340121
No you didnt. Don't bother posting fapbait. Learn to be a straight man or kill yourself
I have had sex with 2 boys in my teenager years and no one knows. Also I might have children across the country never used a condom on about 10 women 2 of who were sisters. I live a normal life now and have a daughter on the way with my gf of 3 years she doesnt know how much of a deviant i was before her.
>>695340121
>>695340240
>always been skinny, narrow shoulders, small hands and feet, freckles, long hair etc.
>start going to the gym cause I wanna look more manly
>go to the local gym cause there are no meatheads there
>always go late at night cause no one is there
>2 guys from my high school walks in one night
>the 2 guys that always been talking about my mom being a milf
>they make some comments about me being weaker than a girl
>anyways finnish my short workout and go into the shower
>they go into the shower shortly after
>''fuck, you truly are your mommas son''
my parents think i work at a bakery, i cook meth with my best friend and sell it to biker gangs
>>695340929
This is getting me hard so far, please continue
>>695332855
fuck you and everyone like you
>>695341076
Is it fun?
>>695340713
No, don't need that.
Just leave them there to live with their choice. If its a son, hope he finds me some day. If its a daughter... Well, she'll probably face the same fate as her mom
>>695336331
how big is your dick
I was raped by a chick in college
I'm too scared to go to a psychiatrist and get help for my (likely) mental conditions
I wanna suck dick
>>695337564
wat
>>695341253
when the machine starts, there is no discrimination by sex my son
Tax returns
>>695341286
>>695341225
nah man not at all, the paranoia is getting to both of us, i havent slept in 5 days and im seeing shadow people
I'm fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 14yo sister
>>695341481
>when you make no money
don't need no
>>695339760
i sniffed her dirty panties
>>695340929
>they degrade me
>''your penis is so small and your hips are so wide wtf''
>then one of them gets a semi boner
>I tell them that they're gay cause he's getting a boner
>''its not gay cause you look like a girl''
>''infact you should suck his cock''
>I hesitate but get a bit turned on by the situation
>I go down on my knees and begin to suck his dick
>''oh yeah, im going to fuck you and then im going to fuck your slutty mom
cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake
>>695332329
i'm a raging alcoholic and my family thinks i quit drinking long ago
I role play online sometimes.
I like just acting like someone else. Someone cool, who can talk to people. A guy who can get girls and lay in bed with them.
I'm so fucking pathetic. I have one friend in real life, and he's leaving for college. We click so well, I wish I was gay sometimes. He's the only person I can rely on and confide in. There's nobody else I actually enjoy being with. But he's leaving and there's a good chance I'll be moving 500 miles away soon.
>>695339091
damn...
>>695341803
gross dude, could have at least washed them first
>>695341859
Shit, getting hard at work.
Love it, keep going.
>>695341803
did you lick too?
>>695341576
What state are you in
>>695341432
? What do you mean?
>>695341859
>>695342141
Queensland
>>695341859
>started going to the gym around the same time every night and did pretty much the same thing
>this went on for 6 months or so
>they filmed it a couple of times
>then one of them got a girlfriend and they stopped
im 18 now with a girlfriend that doesnt know anything
Another secret: sometimes I wish I was a girl so I could feel what it's like to get fucked in the pussy
>>695342371
Put on a wig and I'll fuck you in the boypussy
>>695340034
more
>>695342276
hit up the gold coast for a few days and chill m8
alternatively if you've built up enough cash you could fuck off to a different state and go legit. Bikies aren't going to go to Perth to track you down.
>>695340072
I don't know why, but this makes me sorta hard.
>>695342643
Nigga is u srs rn
Boy pussy =\= girl pussy
I jerk it to my sisters panties
>>695342717
yeah bro, i wanna leave but this town is like a hole, and every day that youre here youre digging yourself deeper
I have been in love with my best friend for years. It has caused many failed relationships as people become jealous of how much closer I am to my friend than to those I am dating.
I was born with bowel and urinary incontinence
>>695336263
Underrated post
>>695342979
Why not date your friend anon, assuming you haven't already tried
>>695342978
bris or somewhere worse?
>>695340072
>>695341286
YEEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWW
>>695338622
But why?
>>695342838
A tight hole I can cum in while I slap you around.
Yeah I'm serious
>>695332329
My family seems "Normal", but our family tree is more like a family spider web. DNA tests would really mess up our reputation.
>>695343397
Fuck outta here nigga
>>695343148
We have never really had the opportunity. Whenever I am single they are not and vice versa. Both of our relationships tend to last for at least a few years. Mine just end with those whom I have been dating becoming furious with me due to my inability to fully open up to them. I also worry that if the relationship would fail I would lose the person to whom I am closer than family.
>>695343440
Are you part-spider?
Or are you all incestuously related?
>>695335743
Were the memories repressed or did you always know you were?
Every so often I'm starting to have weird flashbacks and an sense that its something I don't really want to think deeply about, so I just brush it off.
I even try to tell myself that I'm just being dramatic and making shit up.
It's difficult to explained the fucked up emotions felt during the flashbacks though.
Do you think it'd tear someone apart if they came to terms with what may have happened? Or are you fucked for life?
>>695338387
You're gonna hate your marriage. Not sleeping around is gonna be a nagging thought for the rest of your life if you keep thinking so negatively about it.
>>695340072
What the actual fuck.
>>695342750
>>695343536
Don't fucking tease us about wanting to have a pussy when you've got a perfectly good boypussy to fuck, you little faggot.
>>695343592
Have you seen each other naked in person? Preferably at the same time?
I'm a guy and I want to try a dick jus curious and I think it would turn me on
>>695343639
Incest babies are common in my family to put it simply. We are tied to/ part of 2 other similar practicing families. My older brother is my biological dad, my younger sister is also my kid and my grandparents are siblings... and that is a few.
Im bi and am scared to come out to my parents. im out with most of my friends, none of my school friends tho. thought they all think im gay (wich is somewhat true).
>>695337424
>>695337424
really tryna validate liking kids huh
>>695343932
Your parents already know. They are either in denial or are cool with it, but at some level they know.
>>695343895
Hah, only if you count drunken sauna.
I'm God's only begotten Son.
>>695343369
i donno, ive showered with them a lot since they were younger, usually shower with my gf, guess one time just decided it was pointless to kick my gf out when they were there. they were kinda shy at 1st but they are fine with her now, they still like to look at her a lot but she is fine with it
>>695333555
This is now a get thread
>>695343918
how old do you start?
>>695340034
More! Now!
>>695344167
That actually works alot better, all you gotta do is get your friend drunk, and when (s)he is then you just spill your heart out to them, if they reciprocate then that's awesome, if not then blame your words on the alcohol and at least you'll know to move on
>>695332329
I have sex with escorts about 5 times a week. Also have a large collection of various outfits I have them wear.
>>695338387
Has he slept around before? Does it bother you?
>>695339024
who is mommy and who is daddy?
I want to experience being a patient in a mental hospital or go to jail, but there is no realistic way to do that without ruining my life.
>>695344421
I was around the same age as my biological dad when he spawned me when I knocked Mom up, 12. Sex started much earlier when my prepubescent boners started.
Just broke up with gf of three years. Now im terrified I will be alone the rest of my life.
>>695344633
Jail is not fun, but it is better than being a mental patient. They keep you doped up and over react to your every thought and action.
>>695344761
Hook up with someone abusive. They love codependent types.
>>695342355
Damn I was hoping for more details.
Did you eat their cum?
Did they fuck you in the ass?
>>695344899
Where do I find one?
>>695344819
I don't know why, I just want to try it
>>695341902
If you ever just wanna talk, lemme know, I'll give you my gmail.
>>695344633
You can check yourself in and say that you are feeling suicidal. I've been in two; it's similar to jail in the sense that you follow a strict schedule and are always being watched. Almost everyone is there for the same reason, but occasionally you get someone who has a serious issue like schizophrenia. Not worth your time at all.
Here's 2 of my secrets.
I remember being touched innapropiately by one of my older male cousins when I was 11, he was 15 at the time, I remember him usually touching my penis or grabing my hand to put it close to his crotch while he had an erection, he once also made me give him a handjob and got me close to giving him a blowjob but I refused.
When I was 12 i used to touch my 11 year old female cousin's ass, I also remember stealing a few of her dirty panties to jerk off to them.
To this date it seems like both my older male cousin and my younger female cousin have forgotten about these events. I haven't.
>>695345156
how Iong wouId I stay?
couIdn't it impact me in some way?
Another secret: I am extremely socially anxious and find it hard to do much else than stay home most of the time, after working with the public for 8-10 hours a day at work I often feel like literally dying is the best thing for me and I often times blow off my girlfriend so I can be alone and relax
>>695334176
Hit purée!
1. I made my little niece hold my dick before she could even talk.
2. I used to go outside, fap and flash girls in loads of different ways.
3. Im addicted to finding girls to have camsex with me, these girls are mostly underage.
4. If it takes me too long to find a girl i pay for it.
5. I cheated on my ex with a hooker.
6. I have a 5 inch dick and its the biggest insecurity i have.
7. I wanna feel somebody elses dick in my hand.
8. Im mentally instable and often heavily depressed.
9. I smoke 1.5 grams of weed per day.
10. I drink at least one bottle of vodka a week.
11. Noone knows about any of this, my parents think im a good student.
Halp, i think i might be crazy
>>695345046
Look for the barfly that is kind of attractive that groups of people shun flirting with... that is the abusive asshole. Also, people who are online dating sites that tend to be dumped a LOT.
I used to be hooked on those bullshit chat lines back in the 90's and once used a good friend of my mum's credit card to call up a live phone sex number. Was chatting for ages and found out later that the bill came to £160. She went apeshit but thought it had been cloned so I got away with it.
But guilt got the better of me and I anonymously posted the cash back to her last year.
>>695345046
if your in aus I'll give you my gfs number. I would love to be rid of her.
I don't feel anything when I see people die. That's not true, I'm thinking that the more people die, the better it is.
I secretly hoped the U.S would loses their shit and start 3rd ww after 9/11, because I think that if 2 or 3 billions people die, it can't be that bad. ( for those thinking "yeah just kill yourself" , I actually don't really care if I die, I don't have much going in my life , but I lack motivation, actually I don't really care about anything. )
i walked in on my cousin (in her 30's) getting frigged by her 13 yr old son. I was 15 at the ime. blckmailed her after
>>695345286
It could vary depending on how much a danger they think you are to yourself. Could be 24 hours, a weekend maybe. I was in for a week, my dad was in for 2. It really all depends
When we were 16, me and 2 friends took turns with a 12yo girl at a party
>>695345460
Haha no, but i did visit for a while back when I was in the marines still.
>>695345380
I did that niece thing too. Never felt good about it
>>695345500
I did something similar with a neighbor. I took a picture and used it to blackmail her for sex for years.
>>695345724
Lol, why did we even do it anon?
>>695344463
Thanks, anon. I honestly did not expect another person to be so interested in my secret. I have tried for years to move on, but it is kind of hard when this is the person who you have spent nearly every day with since you were a child. I cannot just sever ties as we are each others closest person.
I am planning to do something quite similar to your suggestion. Their current relationship seems to be very much on the rocks. It would not feel right to try and take advantage during such a difficult time for them. So if we actually managed to end up single at the same time for once(I am currently trying to abstain from anything but casual encounters due to my last hellish relationship) I will definitely try your suggestion. At the very least it is probably something that needs to be out in the open if I am to ever actually end up in a healthy relationship in future.
>>695345209
I kinda know that feeling.
When I was about 4-5 years old, my little brothers father started showing me porn magazines like Hustler and Penthouse. No softcore Playboy stuff.
Sometimes he would let me look when I would go to take a nap.
A few times he would come in and act like he was tickling me. Then he would start putting his finger in my ass.
He would sit there and finger my ass like you would a girls pussy.
To this day I can't say what happened out loud. It makes me violently angry. I'll admit, it has effected me beyond just my feelings and anger management.
I've got a sexual fetish of fucking traps and sissies, wanting to make them cry, calling them faggots while I do it. I know somewhere in the back of my mind this is to make up for me losing my manhood, my innocence. But I can't help it now.
>>695345585
yeah but I mean I won't be like "stuck" there right?
>>695345904
Good luck friend, you'll be in my thoughts, glad I could help
>>695336999
checked
>>695345286
Insurance only pays for like a week or two, then you can start saying you feel better. They'll want you gone by then anyways.
I wasn't impacted by any of it; it was more of a mild inconvenience. The people who work these places are exactly what you'd expect - psych majors that couldn't quite make it. The others wouldn't open up to me, but they're pretty simple. Their first world problems are upsetting to them. One girl slit her wrists because her mother didn't support her art (she draw shitty anime).
But I'm an introvert and the forced interaction was annoying as fuck.
>>695345749
greentext some of that, hot!
>>695346187
wiII I have to take medication?
imma do this
>>695334176
Kek
>>695346056
Damn, I actually have a trap ans sissy fetish, I'd like to have sex with one but on the other side I'd like to be one, not for pleasuring a guy or anything but I would like to be a woman for some reason, don't get me wrong cuz I'd also like to fuck big booty bitches
I sucked my cousin off and now that's one if my biggest turn ons, incest..
sometimes I throw up in my mouth and instead of spitting it out I chew it and reswallow it
>>695332329
I don't think I'm depressed and I have fine life, but I just to kill myself. It feels like e everything would just be easier that way.
>inb4 do it pussy
If I ever do ill stream it so wait faggot
Massive interest in age play, but will probably never do anything about it.
Would love to be kept in a crib all day long and have my diaper changed by daddy when needed.
>>695346281
Yes. They'll generally have everyone on the same meds because they're probably getting kickbacks and, again, almost everyone is suicidal. The side effects are atrocious, and since they know you'll be gone soon, they won't bother adjusting the dosage unless something happens. You start shit, get violent, refuse to listen to them, etc. and they should have someone with a syringe on call - this will extend your stay, but you will be footing the bill, and it can get to be expensive. Then they put you into a rounded room and a bed with no sheets for you to sleep it off. The room won't be monitored all the time, but they'll leave you alone until you're awake and calm. Just be aware that there is always the risk of an allergic reaction; the last place I went to had a habit of killing people.
I can't seem to find anything in life that motivates or interests me, I feel like I kind of lack emotion sometimes, or desire for anything, people around me will be having fun at all sorts of things, and I simply don't feel that, idk what to do with life, I don't necesarilly feel sad, it's just a lack of feeling anything, it's terrible
>>695343639
I'm not gonna' go into much detail, but I have multiple children... all from incest.
First fuck was anal sex. Tore. It hurt a lot. Still a vagina virgin.
I'm 95% pedophile. I'd never actually touch a child because I couldn't live with hurting one, but I have the thoughts constantly. Normal porn hardly does it for me anymore, and loli porn only works 75% of the time. Pizza works but I feel like absolute shit afterwards.
>>695346990
I'm not super rich but I can say money's not an issue, so do I just go to an ER and say I'm very suicidal? this shouIdn't be hard.
