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Faces of /b/ rate thread
Be nice
Be mean
>>695319419
are u fuckin serious? clean up your shit. that means your face, and you place.
wtf 3/10
>>695319419 What race are you?
Also timestamp or fuck off
Reposting for new thread
Rate?
7/10 OP
im 18 but look 15 so i dont post in these. Ill get banned. You all look like pretty chill guys/gals tho.
>>695319419
what are you doing with your life?
>>695319419
>>695319419
A solid..
cleanyourfuckingroom/10
this is my third thread tonight but,,,,,, rate pls
>>695320604
Post anyways. A lot of the people in these threads look younger than they are.
>>695320423
myparentshateme/10
get a fucking haircut.
>>695320779
imagirlgivemefreethings/10
gtfo out of here.
>>695320779
solid 10/10. get the fuck off of 4chan.
>>695321021
>>695321026
futureserialrapist/10
Are you old enough to be on here?
>>695321021
i said rate not give me free things you little whore
>>695321077
thanks anon :^)
>>695320897
Lets not and say i did.
Seriously i look like a fuckin child, plus i dont have a pic on my PC atm i had to wipe it so get rid of a virus.
>>695319419
Are you Mexican?
>>695321242
Alright then, mate. well have a nice time-a lurkin'.
>>695321235
You want an honest opinion?
"I'm probably the biggest fucking cunt you'll ever meet in your life and all I'm really good at is taking pictures of myself and wasting guys money" /10
>>695320779
7/10
probably overweight. that's why you wear all black.
Still, would hit on you
>>695320779
annoying bitch/10 but thinks she can fit in anywhere.
>>695321440
Thats what i do anyway, i may post in one of these when my hair is longer but i cut it awhile back which was a huge mistake. I look like tard without long hair.
Generally im ranked about a 6/10 though.
>>695321572
5'5 136 isnt overweight
i wear all black because i like it
>>695321735
you probably wear all black because your parents hate you
>>695321831
pretty much
>>695319419
Daddy/10
>>695320779
Wee a smile. Good looking/10
>>695320423
>>695319419
>>695321026
Get a smile on your lips, close you eyes a bit, think of something that makes you happy. It is possible to see through the picture!
Here I am you guys.
>>695321735
136
>fatty confirmed
>>695321802
sellsoreganotochildren/10
Go sling shitty weed somewhere where no one cares faggot
>>695321026
You look 12... just sayin'
>>695321844
noonereallycaresaboutyou/10
Seek attention somewhere else bitch
>>695321971
i like it though, so ehhhh
>>695322101
and you look 13.
>>695321957
punchablehipsterface/10
Go hide in your safe space and drink gluten free GMO free water fuckface.
>>695321844
new england/10
>>695319419
Arab brethren?
>>695321690
Luckily, hair grows. So, it ain't too big a mistake. I think I've heard the worst is being called a Jew. But generally I get 7/10, I think. Someone asked me if I could spank them with a ruler once in these threads.
>>695321844
is that your i'm taking a shit face?
>>695322101
I'mahugefaggotpleaserapemyface/10
You don't even have a fucking soul, how the hell can you even talk shit? Take your used-tampon lookin ass back to facebook
>>695322256
> second
>>695319419
Hot
>>695320423
Not
>>695321026
Cute
>>695321802
Not
>>695321957
Not
>>695322101
Not
>>695322442
Hot
>>695322256
>>695322101
not that im saying i wouldnt bang you, 13 is about as low as i could go, and if ur technically legal even better. you are hotter than the 12 year old looking anon.
>>695322256
Better than 12, faggot>>695322185
>>695321900
Here ya go
im not even trying
>>695322756
Completecunt/10
Could definitely see you getting into more than one domestic abuse situation. I probably wouldn't stand being with your ass later, get tired of seeing your face, and end up hitting you too though.
>no
">"no
>>695322756
nice rug. would throw it up for an easy access fuck and then whipe my cock off on it after
>>695322889
MODS/10
MODS, no way this kid is 18.
Seriously go back to playing Minecraft you fucking sadsack.
>>695322889
better start runnin kid, youre gettin fat already
>>695319419
do you work at safeway
>>695322756
>>695322997
fckn kekd
>>695322756
You have the distinct features of a rodent/10.
>>695322905
Liesabouthavesexwithwomen/10
Do us a favor and wash your greasy slicked back hair. We obviously see you not trying, you already glow with the aura of a thousand failures. You look like shit.
>>695321900
solid rock/10 metamorphic?
>>695322756
in all honesty, you are kinda hot though. send us another?
>>695322756
you look like you spent all day picking berries in your organic garden, are you like 42 in a 23 year old's body?
>>695323552
fucking this
>>695323505
I'vesleptwithmoredudesthanyoucanimagine/10
You definitely look like you've taken hundreds of dicks. I bet having sex with you would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. Do some kegels bitch.
>>695319419
5/10
>>695320423
5.5/10
>>695320779
7/10
>>695321026
5/10
>>695321802
6/10
>>695321844
6/10
>>695321957
5.75/10
>>695322101
5/10
>>695322442
4.5/10
>>695322756
6/10
>>695322889
3/10
>>695322905
7/10
>>695323505
4/10
I guess I'll repost for the new thread?>>695320779
9/10 you are gorgeous
>>695321026
8/10 Jesse McCartney
>>695321802
7.5/10 main fault is in basic-ness.
>>695319419
summer thread
>>695323552
jealousofmyhair/10
*uses slime to further grease hair back
>>695324167
What the hell are you?
>>695322905
lower level mob boss /10
Rate or roast me you lovely chaps.
>>695324427
made me kek,ty anon
>>695324096
Iwouldnagyoutofuckingdeath/10
You seem like the kind of girl who would nag about senseless stupid shit daily, cheat on her boyfriend, lie about it, and end up fucking a whole fraternity, only to claim you've been "raped."
>>695324167
Looks like you just licked cummies off your dick, and are now confused if that makes you a faggot.
/b/ i am a line cook the face of /b/
>>695324491
you put makeup on or something since the last thread.
something is different i know it.
would make sex with/10
>>695324167
kek
>>695324167
tooeasytomakefunofyou/10
Seriously, way too easy to make fun of you dude. Shave your head. You look sad.
>>695324167
yes shave head.
surfer look aint workin for ya
>>695324096
6/10
>>695324167
5.75/10
>>695324281
badshoop/10
>>695324491
6/10
>>695324583
10/10 WINRAR
>>695319419
I want to punch your fuckboi face but I would do you.
8/10 -2 because I can just tell you have a shit personality
>>695324167
you look like the kind person who takes acid twice a month and preaches about self acceptance and spirituality
>>695324167
You look like millenial Jesus. Pretty cute tho. 7.5/10
>>695324281
secretlyhassexwithchildren/10
You look like a straight up pedophile. Or at least someone who likes to fondle 15 year old girls and boys. GTFO with your sorry lookin ass.
>>695324658
you look like the type that would break someones dick
then their heart
R8 plz
>>695324491
enjoysgangbangsandhardcoreanal/10
You look like you'd be a freak in the sheets, but a complete downer in real life.
>>695324167
Hot, in a sort of Orland bloom/Tiny Tim love child way
>>695324167
A younger skinnier Fabio.
>>695324347
No one is jealous of your greasy ass new age hipster hair faggot. You look like you have anger issues and your dad molested you as a child.
>>695324930
left =4
right = 9
>>695325363
story?
>>695324583
I'msupposedtocookthefoodbutIeatitinstead/10
You look like you need to go run some laps around the restaurant, not work in there. Bet you make trips to the cooler to steal food, fat ass.
>>695325146
Hahahaha, I don't think I'm too into those things, really. :^) I can be a downer at times, honestly. Not all the time. I like the analysis though, mate.
>>695325102
what the fuck
And im back again
>>695324767
dude I was doing this gnarly trick over by some poser chick earlier today it was maxed out, so sick. peace, chill, late.
>>695324658
Icantake3dicksinmyassatonce/10
You're going to end up sucking dick for drugs soon. Got a good feeling about that, and I'm not usually wrong. Just out curiosity, how many dicks CAN you fit in your ass? I bet it's loose and abused.
>>695325363
key, more about my hair
must be luv
here's an artsy picture of me with a 7/10 I fugged
>>695325749
what
>>695324564
Not even close, baby. I'm usual the one leading people into poor desicions, not scolding them for it. Also, last person to spread their legs. I haven't dated a lot, and I would never cheat. Not a huge fan of frats, or frat parties. Really just not my scene. I don't mean to look pissed, it's just a little hot here.
>>695324767
Wantstobeaproskater/10
Go get a real job you slimy fuck. You probably aren't doing anything good for society anyways. You're wasting our air.
>>695325973
desperate attempt of a roast/10 go kill yourself faggot
sup
>>695324930
Left and Right, futureamaturepornstars/10
I'll see you two on pornhub in a few years. Make sure you know how to get properly facefucked first.
>>695324990
meh
>>695326113
>Sleeve pulled over the hand
How does it feel to have a penis, my guy?
>>695326219
thalmor/10
>>695326113
wife as heck
R8
>>695324990
pleasedon'tshootupmyschool/10
Either you got made fun of a lot in school, or no one really messed with you because you're still planning a mass shooting. Hope you've got good aim, no one really likes you.
>>695324767
take a shower that hair looks awfully greasy?
>>695325746
show us your tits
>>695326352
look probably
>>695325822
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!
>>695325163
lostmyvirginitytoacucumber/10
Geez you've got a long way to go. Hope you're ready for a rough ride through life. Not much else is gonna change that.
>>695326082
>decent attempt at a roast/10
fix'd that for you
>>695326500
Anything is possible
>>695325832
Lol never have even had anal. I think my boyfriend wants to try. He has tried to put his finger in, never goes in though.
>>695326576
love you're work
>>695325256
Gotfuckedintheassinboyscouts/10
Seriously, you look like you were in boy scouts and wanted to experiment with dudes, and took it in the ass. To this day you probably still dream about it.
need
>>695324981
Definitely dick.
Probably not heart.
>>695326818
Hey, man, the scoutmaster had really soft hands.
>>695326650
HOLY CHRIST! That will never heal.
>>695326451
Nah im good
>>695325822
this is absolutely delicious
>>695325746
attentionseekingwhore/10
Why are you back here? Just leave, don't come back. You look like you have daddy issues and want to come here for approval. Just go to Reddit.
Me :)
>>695322889
Desent-good teeth, you're white, still got hair on your head and a nice smile.
You have good potential. Go get fit and get laid, confidence is contagious af.
Great potential/10
>>695325872
Lies you don't know any 7/10 nor make eye contact with them.
>>695324096
very nice eyebrows
rate me pls
>inb4 feminist
>>695327326
seriously uncle chester?
>>695327395
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_dissonance
Deal with it bruh
>>695327464
But do you visit Tumblr?
>>695326113
stillinmyemophaseSTFUmomanddad/10
You look like one of those girls from high school who still says shit like "rawr xD" and gives shitty handjobs to the boys in tight pants. Guarantee you've got "cut" marks on you, to make it seem like you're REAL HARDCORE AND SUICIDAL.
>>695327341
where's the spiderman
>>695327464
>triggered/10
>>695327233
Ive been here years mate.
And my dads good. A little quiet but hes never done anything that would fuck me up in any way as i grew up.
Cooldad/10
Youre free to go to reddit though if yu want to anon. I wont stop you
>>695326219
thatimagenameisaccurate/10
Not gonna lie, kek'd at the image name. Probably not you, but man you are fucking ugly. Prepare for a long hard and cruel life.
its too fucking nice in these threads
>>695327699
not anymore, once stars became a gender and men became evil it was time to leave
>>695327464
A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>695326326
masturbatestofamily'spictures/10
You look like you've masturbated to pictures of your sister, or first cousin. Seriously, I wouldn't let you around children. You give me a bad vibe.
>>695327846
Ooh watch out the edge lord has arrived.
Whew lad those are some sharp edges
>>695327952
Got my respect/10
>>695327846
That's fucked. But appropriate for 4 chan so good job I guess.
>>695327464
I'm an oldfag. Also I shoot a lot of darts
>>695328010
i agree
me and my gf, pls r8
>>695326862
ifyoutouchmyvirginityi'llstabyou/10
Have you ever seen a pair of tits before? You look like you use those "muscles" to protect your virginity.
>>695324583
like the bans, best 200 dollars i spent on glasses too
>>695327952
Pretty much when I decided to leave that shit. You seem pretty chill though.
>>695328127
>>695324583
You look like a lot of fun, but you're still getting friendzoned.
>>695327326
itouchlittlegirls/10
What pedophile site do you run? Let me know so I can tip off the FBI. Thanks.
>>695328358
thanks anon
>>695328008
>>695327842
>>695327723
>>695327233
>>695326818
>>695326538
>>695326344
>>695326135
>>695325973
>>695325832
>>695325543
>>695325146
>>695324977
>>695324784
>>695324564
>>695323987
>>695323552
>>695322591
>>695322334
>>695322172
>>695322020
>>695321684
>>695321021
>>695320907
Ithinkimreallyfunnybutreallyimjusttherandomannoyingguyinthethread/10
Gues my age
>>695328363
Don't don't even smoke. Just 10+ years drinking.
Bartender life
>>695327341
beatmywifeonanightlybasis/10
You look seriously unhappy with life. You may be smiling, but you've definitely got some pain behind those eyes.
>>695324281
You look my friend! My friend smokes weed and is Mexican, 6/10
>>695328536
thanks for this
>>695328289
You're gf is hot...
>>695327464
This isn't tumblr. Get the fuck out, you damn feminist.
>>695327464
feministpaintbrushhatemachine/10
Exactly how much do you hate the male population? I'd be a feminist too if no one asked me to my school dances. You look like a skinhead's confused girlfriend.
>>695328536
/soc/ that way faggot normie
>>695328588
definitely not ugly, but not remarkable. you look friendly enough but don't stand out
anyone know why im getting sharp pains in my left testicle?
something is amiss
>>695327693
Way too easy to make fun of you.
>>695328651
>>695328867
Why did I lose to this. Time to kms
>>695328855
pls stop can't deal am just try to fit in
Go easy bois
>>695327817
amIblackormexicanpleasetellme/10
Seriously, you look like really bad mix of race man. The gene pool was very unforgiving on you. Lose the afro and beard, get rid of the fucking jersey. You look ridiculous.
Rate my faggot face /b/ board
>>695329092
Not black or mexican but nice one
>>695329043
9/10 would raise a family with
>>695329043
purple surgical gloves.. do we really want to know?
>>695329123
it's pretty gay
but not gay enough to be faggot
try harder gaylord i guess
Any compliments? Any word of advice to look better? Hit me.
>>695328127
druggedherdrinks/10
You probably have a healthy supply of date rape handy for those lonely nights.
Rate me
>>695327817
did you just rob some jewelry from that bling box store? lol
>>695329272
Order of shirt coolness:
Crewneck:
Grey > Black > White
V-neck:
White > Black > Grey
>>695328744
Im 17 underage fag
Male/female/trap?
>>695329123
Heey, that's pretty good!
>>695329272
Cut your hair, set your jaw, take pictures from better angles, and you might be an 8/10 sitting at a 4 now, tho, Bevis
>>695329272
Sober up and cut that hair
4/10
Would not bang
>>695327326
Sexy/10
>>695329360
You need to grow out that beard more dude, maybe trim up your hair a bit, stating to look like a faggot, no offense. Just clean up a bit. 7/10
>>695328356
holyshitlookatmeI'msuperfuckingunique/10
No one really cares about you, you seek approval by dressing up and taking hipster photos. You are not unique or special. You're going to end up working fast food your whole life.
>>695325102
I think you used a little too much makeup remover.
rate or h8
>>695329360
a-anon, are you wearing makeup?
>>695329360
whoa 7.5/10 i love your hair
>>695329445
emo opossum?
doin cunts?
>>695329360
Filters make everyone look gay.
Just fyi.
In case you weren't actually going for that on purpose.
>>695329201
Thanks anon
>>695328505
MODS/10
MODS, got another underager here. Seriously, do kids not still play Minecraft? Go break into your dad's liquor cabinet. I'd like to see him beat your ass
it me
>>695329360
Is this britbong from YT?
>>695329707
CRAAAAAAAWWWWWLLIIIIINNNNGGGG/ 10
>>695328997
ill keep posting then
>>695329816
>not liking pepes
>>695328536
Welcome to /b/, faggot.
>>695329360
>Would make a good trap if you shaved
>Would make a good man if you cut your hair
Choose, I suppose.
>>695329789
thinks he's satriani but actually more like eric clapton
>>695329484
What are you fukin gay?
>>695319419
Look like the guy from Catfish
>>695329727
Correct
>>695329943
kek
y not
>>695329802
>>695329360
>>695328542
sendsdickpicstounderagegirls/10
You look about 30 and probably try to flirt with high school girls, but get shot down a lot.
Remember when /b/ would ridicule people beyond belief for desperate faggotry like these threads?
Now it's just a bunch of insecure snowflake 10 year olds.
(Can't wake up)
>>695329249
Is this one gay enough to be a faggot?
>>695329272
Here's a better angle, sorry bout that. Was being lazy, tired and all.
>>695328588
youcanfindherbodyintheriver/10
You look like you've raped and killed a girl. And not in that order. Seriously you look like a crook from a horror movie that ends up being the killer.
>>695330182
>remember when
stopped reading there
learn to nostalgia more better, faggot
>>695329360
It's motherfuckin Trent Reznor
>>695330182
> As if /b/ hasn't always been anything but insecure snowflake 10 year olds.
We're just as bad as tumblr, but on the opposite side of the spectrum.
>>695330013
thanks i'll cum on your pic
>>695330248
Heyyyyyyy that's pretty gud
>>695330221
Is that you TomSka? 8/10 would bang
chek my hawt hairy 130lb body
>>695330248
sick fuckin grey crewneck
8/10
>>695330248
Better, but you still gotta cut that hair, Butthole Surfer
>>695330248
>>695330402
Pretty much. Just as racist, just as sexist and just as autistic.
What a time to be alive
>>695330248
Moot?
>>695329043
IonlymasturbatewithglovesonbecauseIdon'tevenliketotouchmyowndick/10
I'd be disgusted with myself too if I looked like you. You have to wear those gloves to touch yourself, because you're find yourself repulsing.
>>695330248
Imgetingfuckedtonight/10
>>695330248
I bet you do an amazing troll face impression
>>695330489
Youre a fucking idiot neck yourself
>>695329123
wannagrowuptobea90salternativecoverbandsinger/10
Rate your face or Rape your face? You'd probably have better like with the latter of the two. You look like you wanna make a Creed cover band.
>>695329272
getsmadefunofalot/10
I'd rather just hit you too be honest.
People say I look really fucking young, but I'm 19
>inb4 MODS
>>695330623
did you forget to take your anxiety meds today?
>>695330412
Hey, that's moderately adequate.
>>695329360
stillliveswithhisparents/10
Jesus, you look like a mix between young Justin Bieber and a homeless man. Not sure where it starts and where it ends. Please get a real hair cut and lose the facial hair.
>>695329445
emorodent/10
agreed with >>695329727
I fucking hate life. Hate on me, please.
>>695325102
I know its not a rekt thread but any background or sauce??
>>695330312
what shitskin language is that?
>>695330840
Whowantstoplayminecraftwithme/10
You look 11
>>695325102
Story? Did she died?
>>695329707
dankmemesedgelordMOMSTOPI'MTALKINGTOMYFRIENDS/10
Still lives with parents, has no real social life/skills, touches self 4+ times a day to tentacle hentai.
>>695330852
Original anon not the one your talking to. I have anxiety and it's not fun. Have to take like five pills a day, not to mention seeing a psychiatrist weekly.
>>695330737
schoolshooter/10
>>695329743
makesmeth/10
You look like you could make some mean shake 'n bake in the Wal-Mart bathrooms.
>>695331190
Not telling me anything original. Literally hard to get a job w this babyface.
>>695331123
Weeb virgin hipster gamer, that's i got
>>695329743
Would do mad science with/10
>>695327464
Огонь по готовности
>>695330205
You look like frankie munez's twin
>>695331526
Busboy?
>>695331326
If you have pills for it then stop bitching.
>>695329789
canfingeraguitarbutnotawoman/10
You look like you'd be really good at playing instruments, but bad at having sex.
>>695330494
Fuck! Wish I looked like that. Damn 9/10
>>695329789
Something about men and guitars, dammit. I'd fuck you/10
>>695319419
You look like if taffy had a face and someone stretched it out
>>695330027
milk of the poppeey
>>695331847
mods?
>>695331321
5 times a day I'll have you know.
>>695329791
>>695330312
theonlybowlsIneedtoriparetechdecks/10
You look like you have shitty weed and shitty friends. No goals in life but fuck it right? 420 blaze it maaan. Seriously grow up.
Classic Face of /b/
>>695331847
>>695331847
OHMYGODWHATTHEFUCKAMILOOKINGAT/10
Your a shower neck version of E.T.
