hi b
im an escort that just got in from a (relatively) long day of work
AMA
How much for anal?
Anyone famous?
Dirtiest / craziest story?
Timestamp
>>695314133
How many clients did you see?
>>695314133
dis u fug?
:DDDDDDDD
How'd you get into your line of work?
TITS OR GTFO
>>695314315
i dont usually do greek unless im legitimately attracted to the guy - call me silly but thats just my rule
no one famous unfortunately :(
the craziest thing about this job is that scat fetishes stop being crazy in around week 3....
What city do you work in and what do you charge?
>>695314335
i limit myself to 4 per day
i saw 4 today - im pooched...
>>695314482
Buffalo
$120 per HH and $200 per Hour
>>695314133
how does it feel to know that you are a lazy piece of shit whore that is worth nothing in the eyes of society?
>>695314464
Scat story go!
Do you ever do bareback with a client?
How much a hour?
How much did you make?
>>695314133
how many dicks did you suck?
>>695314691
never ever ever
not worth it - not even for $1000
>>695314727
haha - FOUR!
Ever been beaten or raped? Pls storytime if yes
>>695314666
>Scat story stat!
Ftfy
>>695314464
Greentext your most insane session you ever had
>>695314666
Literally my second day doing this job i had a guy that paid me to shit in his mouth....
thats kinda the point of no return - everything seems normal after that
>>695314629
this
>>695314920
How long have you been doing this?
>>695314862
thank god, no
but ive heard some horror stories from other ladies ive met in this 'industry'
ive been crazy lucky
>>695314838
Timestamp or this is bait.
>>695315037
4 months now
how does it feel to disappoint your parents if you still had any that cared for you?
>>695315092
call it whatever you want....
>>695315110
What made you want to do this?
>>695315140
dad liked me way too much and mom didnt like me at all
so....nope
>>695314950
How much extra did you charge for that service?
>>695314629
she's not worth nothing
>$120 per HH and $200 per Hour
>>695315309
Including me?
>>695314950
Dont you fond scat harmless as long as its you doing the shitting... I mean if i had to take a cock in my ass mouth or cunt or just shit on a guy... It seems like a no brainier
>>695315245
the fact that it pays alot of money for a relatively easy set of skills
i barely graduated high school, no college diploma, no tradeschool, no family business etc
started dancing and met some people - and here i am
>>695315246
>dad liked me way too much
As in he fiddled with you?
Are you with an agency or are you indy?
>>695314133
You think this is reddit or some bullshit? Tits or GTFO.
>>695315290
$100 on top of my normal rate
>>695314133
Fantastic ass btw. Do you offer bbbj or are you cbj only?
i will send you 50$ with paypal after you post a timestamp with /b/ written on your tits bitch
>>695315413
correct
>>695315246
what does it mean when you say way too much? does it mean coming into your room at night too much?
>>695315399
oh yah - it doesnt bother me at all
thats as easy a date as any i go on
>>695315462
what is your normal rate? in what area do you operate?
>>695315373
I'm 37?
Is your vagina sore?
>>695314800
What about $1001?
>>695315370
Hey, i charge 500$ to say "hello" to you, does that mean that i am worth a lot?? faggot
>>695315418
independent all day, hun
i like my days off lol
>>695314800
Well that's disappointing I'd live to nut inside a whore like you. I might hit you up tho since you're not that far from rochester.
>>695314581
Shit buffalo? Im from buffalo. Are you good and clean?
>>695315642
right now - very much so lol
>>695315515
>assuming this isn't bait
what are you doing on /b/?
>>695314133
Why should iBelieve you?
>>695315773
i am :)
What's the wettest you got during sex, were you alarmed?
Whats the biggest cock you ever fucked?
>>695315173
/thread
>>695315814
ive been coming here since i was an edgy 17 year old
back when you guys used to post REALLY illegal shit all the time
>>695314581
per HH? would you accept a client from here?
>>695314133
Why don't you get autismbux or a actually job and stop wearing yourself out being a whore?
If you can be anything else what would you be? (Career) and have you ever had a virgin male, how was his first time? Did he tell you?
>>695315560
or bringing me into his room....
>>695315979
17? I SMELL A BAN
>>695315963
>doesn't know what "/thread" means
>>695315985
ill accept a client from anywhere, hun
Any of your clients ever ask for younger girls? I prefer younger girls and I'd pay top dollar for that
>>695316089
that was almost ten years ago....
>>695315596
How much for you to shit... And mess with it on your own body and face?
>>695316091
Nah, pretty sure it means the thread is ended, as the OP said "call it whatever you want" when someone requested timestamp or rule 1.
do you fear that someday you will get a client that will cut you into pieces and fuck them?
>>695316195
nope - its never come up
im independent and wouldnt be able to/wouldnt want to help with that kind of thing anyway
No timestamp you fucking autists
L24Chan
How do you advertise these services? And do you have time for one more tonight. It's tuesday now so that doesn't break your 4 per day rule.
>>695316336
not interested in poop
if someone else wants my poop, thats fine
but it doesnt do anything for me, personally
>>695316494
Backpage
>>695314133
timestamp and 3 pencils in your butthole to validate!
>>695316374
sure - but i also fear being killed by a bus at a crosswalk
>>695316494
it would actually be this morning you faggot
>>695315905
12 inches+
Tits & timestamp.
Also, do you let niggers tongue your anus?
Post feet
You let your clients fuck you without condom?
>>695315860
it was with a couple, didnt really surprise me
she was hot - and she kissed my feet
Nice b8 m8 i r8 n 8 literally where is the timestamp and tits you faggots fall for this shit?
timestamp or gtfo
How old are you?
>>695316494
just draw a face on your hand and wank it m8
thank me later for saving you 200$ and maybe from some STDs
>>695316784
never
>>695316347
no it means that the post reference/quoted is of the highest caliber.
Does having sex professionally lead you to looking at personal sex any different?
>>695316499
I would assume you are also not interested in sucking a fat strangers dick but u do for the money... So you have no price than for scat if it is not just shitting in someones mouth?
>>695316165
well then you got contact info?
>>695316978
it turns it into a job, unfortunately
its really hard to turn that part of your brain off
>>695314133
>just got in from a (relatively) long day of work
Was it long and hard? How long and hard was it?
>>695316919
lrn2HTML. It just means end thread. Sometimes it's bc of a witty response. Sometimes it's because there's nothing useful here. Please go back to pokemon. thx.
>>695317095
write mark on your feet please?
>>695317177
i posted it here once before and got a whole bunch of weird voicemails and death threats
probably best if i dont do that again
>>695315979
I miss the old 4chan so much
>>695316731
So how was that? Do you prefer big dicks or do you prefer average/small dicks
>>695317261
will you stop doing this or keep going until you turn into a vile rotten fish dog?
>>695317084
correct
>>695316731
Do you fuck niggers?
if so do you charge more?
You don't gotta do this girl. You're a good girl
>>695317316
>please, go back to pokemon
OOOOO, musta hurt the kid. talking about html and whatnot...FOH!
>>695317389
lol it was terrible!
he just hammered away on me - zero pleasure and i was sore for about 3 days after
>>695315056
Shouldn't the "ladies" have been in quotes as well?
>>695317095
>>695314133
Check the file name. The feet pic is 707 while the older pic is 722. Why would a newer pic have an earlier stamp?
All the more reason to tits & timestamp.
>>695317586
/thread
>>695317488
i used to - but they either want to try and pimp you out or they fuck you so hard that it ends up hurting and messing you up for a couple days
not worth it - 'no dark skinned gentleman' is right in my ad
With all the money you make, why not get a less than shit camera? Legit question because I'd want pics first when looking, and not from a potato.
>>695317095
Not bad. You have a bf? If yes, how does your line of work affect your relationship. If no, how would you meet a guy and decide that it wasn't going to be a john?
If you were into a guy how much extra for ass to mouth?
>>695316915
And you know someone who does it ? I mean they could pay more money or just be a frecuent client
>>695317610
Nothing in the buffalo backpages matches her prices, and age as well.
>>695317348
come on you serious? just have some sort of disposable number on an app or something
>>695317705
have you ever met a stripper or hooker living in the lap of luxury? lol....
cmon man...
>>695317261
>>695317095
do you commonly get off when fucking clients? did you enjoy sexual encounters with your dad? will you greentext any of them?
>>695317386
Everybody does.
can you just timestamp ur tit, holy fuck these guys don't stop
>>695317668
kekville.
>>695317743
i have a boyfriend, yah
he knows about it
>>695314133
How's Jake?
>>695317348
Rookie mistake
>>695317859
Yes. Bot for long, granted.
>>695317871
i dont remember enjoying any of those encounters
but i remember him sucking my toes, and now thats my hot spot...so....thanks dad, i guess...
>>695317705
/thread
>>695317859
Uh, that's not because they don't make a lot of money
>>695317871
and i do sometimes orgasm with clients, some guys are surprisingly attractive and good in bed
those are the ones that typically have wives and just need something new and exciting for an hour....
>>695317859
I know a few escorts who live VERY well. But they also charge 300 to 450 an hour
>>695315687
if people are willing to pay that for it, yeah. you must be fucking amazing at saying hello.
if you're setting an arbitrary price to inflate the imaginary wealth, not so much
>>695317985
lol....yup....
>>695317985
'let me just share my real phone number with a horde of retarded basement dwelling strangers on the Internet'
>10/10 OP, guess sluts don't have brains
>>695318224
being an escort is alot like owning a gas station, my friend
if the girls all around me are charging $100 - $150, then thats waht i have to charge to get calls/texts
Get high with any drug with your clients?
What color is your hair?
>>695318300
i shared my BP ad
but...yah....
>>695317570
Damn, 12 inches of white - that's like a Buffalo snowstorm.
(In April.)
>>695318387
i try not to, but i have on occasion
>>695318436
he was black
>>695318300
Hey, I don't live in a basement anymore!
Aren't you afraid some sicko might turn you in a lampshade?
write a timestamp on body and post please
>>695318378
These are high end girls, dont post on backpage at all. Often get clients that spend thousands of dollars on then for some of their dates
>>695314133
how many loads of cum do you have in you right now? they last for a week.
>>695318300
What if they are a horde of basement dwellers willing to pay 120 per hh and 200 per hour. You are a whore. Whores want to make money. What am i missing?
Ive got a full hour plus tip for you here right now if you can meet in 30-60 minutes.
>>695318654
does ingesting count?
>>695318509
I summon >>>/pol/
Just time-stamp your hand and send it.
Also, are you a woman or tranny?
>>695318756
im done for the night, hun
im sore and tired - but thank you anyway
>>695317570
Yeah so what size dick do you prefer
>>695318834
woman
(trannys actually make more though)
>>695318883
10 inches is heaven
>>695318857
How about tomorrow afternoon?
>>695318811
nigger nigger kikes go to hell trump is a god dune coons can fuck goats
>>695318667
>You are a whore
made me laugh
>>695318509
haha that gives more backstory to the "no dark skinned gentlemen"
>>695318778
yes
>>695318998
find my ad and text me lol :)
>>695319056
3 from tonight
>>695318224
Femboy escorts charge 500+ a hour
>>695318300
>retarded
hey, i'm graduating college with a 3.8 gpa in bio. im not retarded you jerk.
>>695319037
thats 50% of the reason, yah lol
>>695318925
Dang. How much more? I need to save up to hire a tranny.
>>695318778
yes
>>695318967
At what size do you no longer get pleasure?
>>695319210
most of the time theyre twice as much
>>695319238
anything more than 10 is too big for me
thats just personal preference though
>>695319188
if you're on this site you're retarded in a way
>>695317095
Do you charge extra for footjobs or pissing on people?
Also how does one even find an escort? Any internet page just seems shady
>>695318967
That's still a big number. Did you have to work up to that? And is it easy for you to find guys that hung?
>>695319125
Name?
Do you find 7 inches pleasurable or is it to small? If you give an answer like it's how you work it, is 7 still ok?
>>695318509
Nigger lover
>>695318089
Sorry about your old man. I've got a little girl. Makes me sad to think that people mess their kids up like that
>>695319321
im socially retarded, can't deny that
Do you bark out a lot of queefs when being pounded?
>>695317095
Post most pls
>>695318756
Make a thread tomorrow
>>695319317
If 10" is ideal, do motherfuckers like me with 7" even get pleasure from your mammoth cave?
>>695314133
how old were u when u started?
are there women who only fuck humans and not nigers?
>>695314727
nice reference... CLERKS for you youngfags. "Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!"
Also, dubs...
>>695318967
How much is to small?
>>695318300
>retarded
Got my mail-order high school equivalency certificate showing up in a few weeks
How you like them apples, fag?
>>695319490
i dont...think....so?
You are a good sport.. Thanks for answering questions for all of us non paid sperm burpers. Also when you fart would there generally be semon in your panties afterwords?
>>695319620
not OPs mother
>>695319580
This
>>695318089
The puzzle pieces always match.
>>695319210
Usually 500 usd or more
>>695319355
nope - love footjobs
pissing is usually not extra unless the guy is really creepy
>>695319633
I'm 37?
face
>>695319364
that number used to be way smaller haha
high cost of doing business though, right? ;)
>>695319662
enough to reply to a stranger on the Internet at 12:30 in the morning
>>695319380
7 is more than alright if you lick my ass and suck my toes haha
>>695319729
Harsh
When you bark out a queef when being pounded has a John ever immediately said to you, "My compliments to the chef!"?
>>695319882
LMAO
god no
>>695319826
Is that the logic used eventually with every escort?
If im good looking i have chances to pay less for extra shit ?
Is you hair strawberry blonde?
>>695319948
Welp yikes glad I'm 7
>>695317873
thanks for that.
How often do you get tested you disgusting whore?
>>695320038
Once burned, twice shy
>>695320195
Every hour is not enough.
>>695320099
you wont pay less, you just wont pay more
does that make sense at all?
>>695319162
What? You only worked 3 hours today? Are you lazy or something? This is America. We work hard in this country and earn every penny we have. If you aren't working at least 80 hours a week then you don't deserve a roof over your head. Look out the window - you see all that? That's America. We built that with our two hands, our soft lips, and our wet tongues. This country wouldn't be what it is today if we hadn't spread our legs and willingly taken it in the well-lubricated cooter and occasionally our sensitive assholes for 80 hours a week, minimum. Goddamn freeloaders.
>>695320142
yup
>>695319729
How? i guess it's because your a used up whore
>>695320373
i guess?
>>695314629
>lazy
i think you need to look up this word in the dictionary.
>>695320372
Niiice...
>>695320332
so a fat ugly man would pay more for the same services?
>>695314133
Are you saving your earnings to invest to live comfortable or wasteing money on drugs and your kids?
>>695319826
You like them because they're easy or do you actually enjoy giving them?
Also back to my other question of where can I find a legitimate escort?
>>695314133
bumpity
If a gay man hired you and all he wanted to do was fart in your vagina to try and get you pregnant.. How much would you charge?
Candy, Rachel, Katie, Shelly or Jenna?
what age did u start at?
>>695320473
Neither. It's paying for her black boyfriend's "whip," wardrobe and his rap demo.
>>695320524
ur a foggt
>>695320373
Lol ur small m8 don't get all worked up
>>695319729
Wait, you are a prostitute and you don't do smaller guys? You have preferences? You are a terrible prostitute.
>>695319729
If 6 isn't enough your loose
6.2 reporting in
>>695320332
how the fuck do you not pay less if you dont look like a shitty sad piece of shit or like fucinkg brad pit.. does that make sense at all?
>>695314581
Buffalo? Like, texas buffalo?
>>695320473
save save save
i have no kids and (thankfully) no addiction
>>695319898
haha talk about "expanding the brand"
>>695320563
Not OP, but it's third
>>695320464
>asking for a friend
>>695318527
You move up to the attic now?
>>695320661
i didnt say i didnt do them
i said it wasnt terribly pleasureable
>>695320694
Buffalo NY
>>695319729
why od you refuse to post a timestamp?
>>695320706
The prices don't match though.
>>695314581
>>695320688
because $120 per hh will always be the base
>>695320195
She doesn't
>>695320684
you can always kiss my feet
dont worry
>>695320651
6 isn't small you faggot i'm talking about actually 6 i don't add anything like other people
>>695320528
Please answer this? Its funny at the very least
When you give a BJ, do you make them still wear a condom?
>>695320841
Hmm. Do the other heifers you listed have red or strawberry blonde hair?
>>695319835
I think he was giving the reference for others who may be youngfags, not accusing you.
>>695314133
Have you done asians?
>>695321078
>samefag
>>695321087
not always, but usually
>>695321149
sure have
>>695320911
>girl who likes feet attention
Not to sound like a fag but holy shit that's a trait I would fucking kill for to find in a woman
>>695319940
Um, no. I am the paying customer. How do you even still have a job whoring?
>>695320911
Speaking of which, how old were you when dad started and stopped with the toes?
If you're good enough to be a pro then only doing toes might have taken a lot of restraint for him.
A positive way of looking at a less-than-positive experience.
>>695320373
HAHAHA HEY EVERYONE, THIS GUY'S GOT A TINY PENIS!
>>695320999
Lol ik just fucking with you girls don't even usually know the soze of the dicks they're looking at so it doesn't matter
every single on of you fuckers is feeding some 18 year old neckbeard troll.
>no timestamp
b/ i am disappoint
>>695321197
I've hired one escort and she did not make me wear a condom when she blew me
>>695314133
My gf does this, but baxkpage has been slow with weirdos lately in Chicago area also so a lot of business. Any tips to pull more clients? She's a good 7.5-8/10 innocent look.
How much for you to wear this and lick my butthole for thirty minutes right now?
>>695321197
What makes you decide
>>695321331
A fat penis that's almost 6.5 isn't small you fucking idiot i don't add anything to my length
>>695321422
Cuck faggot
>>695321397
if you look clean and normal ill blow you without a cover
>>695314133
How often do you get a client that is a virgin?
>>695321300
he didnt only do the toes....
i was 12
>>695321246
have you ever turned down clients?
Have you ever fucked a retard? Serious question
>>695321422
1. Tell all your friends and her dad's friends they can fuck her for a price.
2. Business immediately quadruples.
3. ???
4. Profit!
Would you rather have a giy get his dick sucked and fuck you for 1 hour or a dude that just wants to lick your butthole for 1 hour?
>>695321278
lol
buffalo girls are the best! :)
>>695319835
I was referring to the younger chitlins who might not be familiar with the movie. It is a classic
>>695314133
tramp stamp?
>>695321522
>A fat penis that's almost 6.5
We use inches in America not centimeters, tubby.
>>695321738
i would love to lay on my stomach and have a guy lick my ass for an hour - god yes
>>695321701
Did you swallow his loads or did he just shoot jizz ropes on your stomach, back and/or ass?
>>695321605
Well I suppose that means I look clean and normal
>>695321717
only black guys
>>695321586
Not when all bills paid and new shoes and gas money paid and cigs paid and she gives me cash to toss into stocks, my friend that's called getting money
>>695318435
Are you happy, I think there is anything wrong with your "job" or that it makes you bad, dirty. Whore whatever but are you happy. If you could change things in your life what would it be.
>>695321872
both
he liked cumming on my face in particular
>>695321904
No. It's being a cuck faggot.
>>695321958
id move out of buffalo lol
>>695321904
That's called pimping your girlfriend because you're a lazy loser. Congrats tho bro.
>>695321888
fok yee, mah niggur
>>695321960
You liked?
>>695315796
Do you ever fantasize about being power fucked and manhandled?, also do you ever come even if you don't like the guy?
>>695319633
Damn. You nailed those dubs
>>695322156
i hated it on my face - still do because hes all i can think of when a guy does it
>>695322074
And have a ft job not spending a dime. Not lazy, but gotta save to invest in real estate, God send
Would you let a guy pay you to blast queefs while he blows himself? If yes, how much?
>>695321888
Can a 5-incher get you off?
>>695321339
I think they usally think 6 is 8 and 8 is 10 and so on
>>695321383
This. Everything in this thread is a shitpost until we get out timestamp
>>695322317
Do you think any of this caused you to go down the path you have lead in life?
>>695322331
I pray that she falls in love with one of her clients and takes all her money with her so you can go back to live with your parents in south Chicago
>>695322347
he can try
youd be surprised
>>695319898
So how's boyfriend deal with not being even as big as he used to seem, let alone your perfect 10" size? You said it was hard to shut off the sex-is-work switch, I could see how bf's dick seeming ever smaller would make things even worse.
Why escorts end up finding hung guys to marry, I guess.
Did your dad ever fuck your ass? Also did he make you call hime daddy when he was fucking you?
>>695322483
theres no doubt in my mind...
>>695321960
Will you please greentext the first time it happened? Or first you remember
>>695322596
yes - and he very rarely spoke to me during
How much would it cost if a guy wanted to meet you a nice hotel and during the session the moonlight shines through the window on your face and he sees you sobbing so hard there are snot bubbles in your nose to which he begins to powerfuck you just to get it over with quicker? This will be a half-hour session, btw.
>>695322639
dont know how to greentext but will answer your questions re: it if you keep them reasonable
>>695322584
hes not hung, but hes a sweetheart
and he kinda gets off on what i do for a living
soooo....its perfect
>>695322755
Put
>before you type
>>695322053
Where would you move too?
>>695318608
Y u no answer? It is a genuine question
>>695320698
..yet, on both.
I have a friend who modeled stripped and whored.. 13 year addiction to be able to cope with what you're doing
You're not just selling your body, you're selling your soul
Has a guy ever farted during a bj or sex and it killed the mood?
>>695322685
Do you ever masturbate thinking of your dad fucking you?
>>695322911
Canada
>>695320911
I wouldn't want to kiss your ugly whore feet and you would probably think mines 8 inches anyway and i don't find nigger loving sluts attractive in the least anyway
>>695322971
there is no mood lol
>>695314133
I hired an escort to lose my virginity. Have you ever experienced this? Also would like to know if anyone here has done the same.
>pic unrelated
>>695314133
So working without a pimp. If a client chose not to pay you, how would you go about getting paid?
>>695322685
Is it hard for you to talk about this stuff?
>>695323007
there'll be flash backs that hit me when im doing just about anythung
so, yes
>>695322715
How old are you kid? Fuck off, here's your one response
>>695323165
nah, i compartmentalize pretty good
>>695323055
Canada is nice, well maybe one day you will, doesn't hurt to dream right. Hope things work out for you OP, stay safe out there.
>>695323138
post his phone number on the internet
Would you let a dog have intercourse with you?
>>695320373
>>695322685
still let him nut in your butt for old times' sake?
>>695323119
No, just you. You are the only person in the world to have ever stooped so low. Loser.
>>695322755
Okay, do you remember ever orgasming when it was happening?
So do you still talk to your dad? Do you still love him? If not, why not turn him in? You realize he's still hurting little girls if he can, right?
>>695317953
He sounds like a cuck.
How much for your dad to fuck you one more time? If he saw your add and had money?
Will you eat a guy's ass and whip him off while he's on all fours?
>>695323722
hes dead
>>695323683
yes, unfortunately
>>695323827
thats extra
but yes
>>695317953
lel
he probably gets more cock than you do
>>695323905
Thats hot
>>695323830
How and when did he die? Did he ever get caught? Would you turn down a client who strongly reminded you of him?
>>695323599
Jokes on you, I have no morals
Is your boyfriend a goddamn black?
Ever had an abortion?
>>695323830
Did you kill him? I wouldnt blame you if you did
>>695322317
Did he ever cum inside your pussy?
>>695323055
Toronto so you could keep escorting (and it's legal there), or somewhere else?
And if you move to Canada you could go south to Buffalo for the winter and it'll seem warm!
Did you ever rim your dad or do ass to mouth with him?
>>695321839
What the fuck makes you think i'm fat you dumb queer? and it's 17 cm
>>695324150
And if so, did you ever have to abort his child?
Have you given a client a blumpkin? Would you?
