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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>695178255
>Claim your Waifu
>No Claiming Waifus that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>Cat edition
![Kirino [201].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Lj3iJG5.jpg "Kirino [201].jpg")
>>695191308 (Winner)
Probably won't.
What makes it so bad?
>>695191320 (Noire)
I'm proud of you.
Bad Luck Hanako reporting in
>>695191308
I'm alright, just living. You?
>>695191320
>You and everyone else it seems, good luck! Maybe if you all work together reeeeeeeeally hard, I'll... probably keep saying I'm not~
>But at least you'll have allies!
>I will! Tomorrow! To close to building opening time to mess with Hanako now. Although it's really really tempting~
>Well, as long as you know what you're doing. I know too many drunks IRL that complain about hangovers when they're so damn easy to prevent.
>>695191710
Seriously kys
Claimed
>>695190900
>Shiragami
>Shit now I'm interested
I make it sound interesting but it's just very topical. Were you here when I started taking commissions?
>I'm steadier, and back on my feet
I'm glad you are. Sounds like some heavy shit got sorted
>Still feel like something really bad is going to happen, though
That's normal
https://youtu.be/WHRnvjCkTsw
Still drunk. Hopefully I fall asleep soon.
>kitty
>>695191324
(Kikuchi)(?) I don't know waifu's name
>Boomers
What are those?
Also
>Drinking Gatorade at all
Don't hurt yourself like that.
>>695191464
(Noire)
I fucked up rolling so many times it's one of the few things in several years that I've gotten so frustrated at I gave up.
Is there a trick to it, or-?
>>695191710
I apparently just have dumb clumsy hands, which is the main problem.
>>695191745
What a coincidence, I too, am just alright.
I don't know, I'm getting by again.
Not necessarily enjoying it, or disliking it.
>>695191873
>commissions
No, enlighten me, perhaps?
>>695191789
What're you planning? -_-
Good Morning!
How's it going everyone?
>doesn't have a cat pic
Claim
>>695191864
Sure
>>695191995
>commissions
Well you at least knew I'm an artfag, right?
I've been making ohayou's, or gyate gyates of all the waifu's who don't already have one. I also do other stuff but this is the most notable thing I've been doing since you left.
I got a list from Karen and it's doubled by now.
I'm about halfway done. After that I'll probably be doing Gununu's
>>695191995
>Makoto Kikuchi. Most just call me Makoto or Mako.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boomers!_Parks
Kinda a mini-theme park.
Eh, I don't drink it often what so ever, but I like the blue cherry taste once in a while!
>>695192147
Ohhh, nothin cutie~
>>695192357
RIP Shino
>I'll make one for you later if you remind me
>>695192524
only redemption
>>695192547
Cutie?!
>only Rin gets to call me that!
I am going to bed, friends.
I will be here tomorrow evening possibly.
Goodnight, drink lots of water, and remember to be sad once in a while.
>>695192542
I knew you were into art, yeah.
Was vaguely envious, I'm bad at that but would love to be good. That being said, I practice when I can. Interesting that you're doing commissions, and good on you.
You're a good dude, Akikonon.
>>695192547
>Mini theme-park
That makes sense now, thank you.
As far the name goes, will do, friend.
Minami claimed
>>695192577
what
>>695192542
>Gununu's
EEEEEEEE, Akiko pls!
>>695192632
Ehhh? So you can call me that, but not the other way around? That seems pretty unfair!
>>695192713
Night, have a good sleep and all that!
>>695192783
Birb 3.0?
Miho claimed
>>695192836
For your sins
Uhhh i got a meeting in 45 mins
havent even got into the shower.
fml
>>695192547
I don't think we've met properly before. I'm usually on during central time morning and night hours.
I run a video stream most days where a few members of waifu hang out and watch shows. its a pretty good time.
>>695192713
Yeah, you got an ohayou of your waifu? I don't think I've seen one before
If you'd like I could make one for you. It's totally free but you gotta wait your turn
>>695192852
>Akiko pls!
What?
>>695192924
Miho a cute
>>695192925
and what are my sins
>>695192852
Don't care! Only Rin can call me that!
>>695192985
C-Cute!
Rory Mercury claimed
>>695192989
pedo
Tristana claimed
>>695193038
Cutie
>>695193152
hi yuuko
>>695192852
Birb 3.0?
>>695193204
Fool
>>695193199
I think megumeme fell asleep
in the Stream so now im blasting HEman!
>shino
>>695193295
Turd
>>695193149
>>695193295
ok
shouldnt you be sleeping
>>695193199
Stahp ;-;
>>695193143
Did I fucking stutter?
>>695193149
wew lad
>>695193268
>Birb
Inside jokes
Still Kotori is top tier claim though
>>695192948
Haha, I do believe we've talked once! Not sure what about, but we did!
>I always see you here though.
Nice to properly meet ya!
>>695192985
That's my way of saying please do!
>>695193038
No fair! I'll start a protest!
>>695193268
We've had Kotori claimers before. Birb 1.0, who isn't around as much. Birb 2.0, who is around a bit more, so that would make you Birb 3.0!
>Birb 1.0 always posted a specific picture of Kotori when claiming, so we refer to Kotoris as Birbs because of it.
>>695193346
>Bun
>>695193346
She is a legal loli 961 years old
>>695193492
Y-Yes!
claimed
>>695193562
Go and complain to Rin then -_-
>>695193562
>sup
>>695193569
>Frozen
>you have shit taste anon
>>695193299
Yes, it appears so; Megu is KO'D
He-man. Lol
>>695193474
How's it going Hana?
>>695193562
Cool didn't know the 3.0 part thanks
>>695193562 #
Cool didn't know the 3.0 part thanks
>>695193765
USB 3.0
>>695193562
So I'll take it you don't have one and want to be added to the list?
>>695193598
No I didn't you fucking hypocrite
>>695193908
SD 3.0
>>695193295
ok its not like i wanted to talk or anything
ill be going qt adorable~~~~~~
Well im off to do the only thing a week that doesn't make me completely NEET. Be back laters.
Have a good morning everyone!
>>695193562
<3
>>695193985
You sound busy most of the time, am I wrong?
>>695193645
Will do!
>>695193765
>Nothin new
>Still up to Bun stuff?
>>695193875
Sure thing!
>>695193985
I've only been able to find one. A Xenoglossia one, so it seems off. Plus, looks like MS paint.
>I can be low on the priority list once again, I don't mind
>>695194036
Fucking elites
>>695193985
>No I d-didn't you fucking hypocrite
See its right there!
>>695194183
amirite
>>695194032
Python 3.0
>>695193788
I'm busy studying accounting right now
>>695194184
Cute Miho is cute
>>695194150
>right now no
>>695194150
Surprised no other muse members have been claimed
Fucj
>>695194116
No I can't slow down
I can't hold back
Though you know I wish I could
>>695194150
I'll put you on the list. You're early
- Akiko
Eucliwood
Kurisu
Prinz
Sanae
Megumin
Makoto
>>695194184
F-FUCK
>>695194255
>
>>695194319
Told you
>>695194319
Did you finish that Togame gyate gyate?
>>695194274
>Really? Shocking!
>What's good then?
>>695194302
There's a Maki that claims as Best Idol, but they're a cheeki cunt I tell you waht.
>>695194319
Woo! Thanks Akikikikikokokoko!
>>695194255
I've a friend who's am accounting major; a load of work. Self or school? I'm practicing Calc 2, and some languages
>>695194319
Alright, well I wish you for a break or some time to chill. Bless you
How was the weekend?
>>695194457
What's with the cross eye?
>>695194510
>nuffin just here bored for a while till i do some bun stuff
>>695194772
School. I've got a boatload of Economics too.
>>695194457
I'm not quite there yet. I'm just already assembling the list for the next thing
You're almost up for one though
>leaving out those already finished because too many lines otherwise
- Akiko
Sachii
Miho
Syndra
Yume
Blake neko
Lily (vocaloid)
Shino
Togame
Mumei
Dragon trainer Tristana + Riggles
Yuuko
Kneesocks
Captain comrade
C.C
Shizuru
Momoyo
Aqua
Rin Shibuya
Stocking Anarchy
Yoko
Rei - school uniform
Makoto - sun dress and hat
Kotori whaaat?
Kyouko
Karen
>>695194510
Yeah no problem friend
>>695194772
>theyr'e song lyrics
https://youtu.be/5t99bpilCKw
> I wish you for a break or some time to chill
Nah man I gotta study to retake my exams.
>>695194776
>I must wonder what stuff Buns wait to do.
>I must add this to the research list.
>I must also switch to mobile now
>Fucking mobile posting
>>695191636
I love Nonon! I want to lay out my heart and soul for her with my violin!
>>695195302
>he he
>>695195015
>wat this?
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
>>695195578
>list of my remaining commissions for ohayou's
>>695195769
>interesting
>>695194772
It's part of her character, changing when she is scheming relating back to her name translated from japanese.
It 'shines with ambition' after she witnessed her family being killed.
'Ambition' is a good sounding way to say 'revenge'.
Basically spoilers and more spoilers, watch katanagatari.
>>695195015
Thank you for the info at least, give it to either me if you can find me or Kyoko or Shiki, if it's not too much trouble.
Thanks.
Could you also include her purple eye in the pic?
>>695194510
What's it that maki that said some members are above others?
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
>>695191710
Glad to know~
>>695191789
>Heh. I guess it will never change then~
>Please do. I'd be proud uhuhu~
>Indeed. Same thing goes here
>>695191995
No it's just experience. You should start to roll short ones and try to make it conic
>>695195947
>Does bun have ohayou?
>>695195990
>give it to either me if you can find me or Kyoko or Shiki
Will do
>Could you also include her purple eye in the pic?
Yea, any special details or characteristics are included
If you want me to do yours in a specific outfit or something you should tell me now
>>695194510 #
What's it that maki that said some members are above others?
>Keep on forgetting to attach image
>>695196356
>nope
>>695196356
Her normal outfit would be just fine, thank you very much.
Do you go on dr/a/w threads by any chance?
>>695194856
Exams?
>>695194856
Get that major bro
>>695195990
Another added to the watch list, I'll check it out
Man I'm still shot. Forgive and forget if I appear like I'm abruptly leaving
>>695196259
I don't like what you two are planning
>>695196676
No, just normal study
>>695196676
Goodbye then.
>>695196448
Would bun wish for a bun ohayou?
>>695196514
>normal outfit
As you wish
>Do you go on dr/a/w threads by any chance?
I did a few times, but I got tired of that quickly
>>695196676
nice misquote
yes. Since I failed some theory I can retake them in August
>>695196259
>Probably not~
>I'll make you proud one way or another.
>Like, sure it can't be hard to drink water with your poison, is it?
>>695196364
Did she seem smug as fuck and refer to herself as Best Idol?
>New and downgraded Makoto! Now with more mobile posting!
>Implying Makoto can be downgraded from perfection
Korbo claim.
Just saying hi. Have to head out soon. It's Monday so I've got a real job today and not just running the business / doing housework.
Will be too busy to get online tonight, as well.
>>695197547
RIP Korbo
>>695197484
>maybe
>>695197484
>I did a few times, but I got tired of that quickly
A shame. I do hang around there sometimes myself. But a good 90% of all commissions / requests are by botefuckers.
>>695197877
>Then maybe I'll add bun to the list
>>695197975
>90% of all commissions / requests are by botefuckers
There you go
As someone who can't draw manga for shit I got shot down a lot because they insist on it. Also I didn't really like drawing gay furry shit
>>695198406
Hey Akiko, can you draw a fleet for me?
>>695198489
you're gonna have to be more specific than that
>>695197975
>botefuckers
>boy puss?
>>695198406
>nice
>>695198566
Let's see, Bongo, Amatsu, Shima, Iona, Booki, Kuma, the list goes on and on for a whole fleet!
>Pay no attention to me, I'm just being a cheeki cunt cause I'm bored waiting for the paper
>>695198406
Could you draw up a futa Shiki for me?
>>695198566
>you're welcome
>>695198721
cheecky cunt
>>695198823
I could probably do that, but I won't
I can't draw manga for shit and I don't like futa
Best type moon claimed.
>>695196768
Don't worry, no one's going to hurt you~
>>695197488
>I bet it would be a lewd way <3
>M-my poison? I don't even have any kind of poison...Just water..
>>695198939
>>695198706
fucking misquote
>>695198990
I'm watching both of you -_-
>>695199003
>>695198823
Just read Tsukihime.
>>695199148
>>695199230
>>695199805
Where are the vidya waifus?
>>695198939
The cheekiest!
>>695198990
Hmmm, I dunno...I think that'd get me in some trouble...
Drank all the poison last night!
>>695199111
I dindu nuffin.
>>695199873
>bang!
>>695200006
Here
Claimed.
As per usual.
>>695200932
Hiya Taiga.
no fighting game waifus here ;^(
>>695201295
>He doesn't know about Melty blood
pleb
>>695201251
How's it goin?
>>695201326
Hey there Sachi.
>>695201373
that game and its fanbase are nonexistant, anon.
Seems /waifu/ is a bit slow this morning.
>>695201326
Prankster maid.
>>695201594
>nonexistant
Like you waifu
>>695201594
Parking lot finals are the best kind of finals
>>695201441
Kinda just letting existence fly by. I would like to produce something worthwhile but meh.
>>695201682
The same could be said for all of us, because 2D isn't real.
>>695201680
It gets like that sometimes.
>>695201829
You and me both. What are you looking to do?
>>695201441
hey
>>695201680
just a prank
best filenames
>>695201997
Electronic music.
Too bad it's an oversaturated field. I'll just have to make something unique, but avoid making it some experimental trash.
'Morning Waifu
>>695201997
It's like one minute everyone is here, the next they've all lost internet connection.
>>695202217
We're just listening to Daft Punk in the stream if you're interested.
>Both Shino and Megumin are there, but I'm the only one who's actually at the computer.
>>695202666
>Satanic rattles.
>>695202666
Hail satan
>Rattle rattle
>>695200053
Oh...Well it's your call anyway c:
Ah...My bad then.
>O-oh that's a nice pic~
>
>>695202217
How's it goin?
>>695202476
Hmmm, take samples and try doing remixes first to find a style and sound you like.
>>695202666
Mornin Shizu
>Rattle
>>695202671
I know, it's really strange.
>I've got an excuse because sometimes I lose Internet for a bit at work.
>>695203063
>>695202846
I'll flip a coin. Or ask Rin.
Lol, forgetful aren'tcha?
>You and Akiko both
>>695203063
Kitty!
>>695203371
Flipping a coin sounds better. Let the fate do its job.
Not really, I just misunderstood what you were trying to say...
>And what's that supposed to mean~?
>>695203371
>pic
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>695202671
Human After All > Homework > Discovery >>> RAM
>>695203613
Not just digging right in
>>695203569
Haha, in that case maybe I'll let the tarot go to work.
Ah.
>You both like this artists pictures
>>695203613
So does Barry it seems.
>>695202666
morning satan
>rattle rattle
>>695202810
nice feet
>>695202950
alright, just woke up
how are you?
>>695204066
Decent enough. Off of work in 10 minutes!
>Debating whether to go to bed, or to stay up for today
I'm back meeting done.
wasup.
this thread has been up for awhile.
>>695203951
It would be a good idea. You could even ask your neighbors.
It fade off completely now. Only a bit dizzy since I took a nap after drinking my gatorade and water.
>I liked more the camera angle tbf
Now streaming Girls und Panzer
Come join the stream for some Tankery
https://rabb.it/Shino83
>>695204294
I don't think I'd ask the neighbors on this one!
Ohhh, so that's where you went.
>That picture
Wew, I don't need to get any friskier than I have been tonight!
>>695202751
>>695202813
>>695204066
>>695202950
Hmm... I'm not sure how i feel about being Satan first thing in the morning.
But good morning all.
>Rattles
>>695202950
Well, some of them are showing back up.
>>695203821
Agreed.
>>695204216
It's a weekday, what'd you expect?
>>695204635
Well, being Satan for the rest of the thread has it's benefits.
>>695204567
Right...I'd just ask Cleverbot instead.
Yep, and I have driving practice in 30 minutes.
>Mmh...
Guess I'll deliver more before leaving.
>
>>695205014
wew lad
So hows everyone doing?
>>695204953
What benefits is that?
>>695204953
Bunch of lurkers!
>>695204635
But if a hard morning?
>>695205014
That sounds like a better idea!
Oh, good luck! I'm rooting for you!
>Auto or manual?
>WEW
I'm not sure this is stuff I should be looking at while at work!
>Oh well~
>Off to home, be back in 30 or so!
CLAIMED
Tips Get
>>695205140
Heh~
>>695205334
Cleverbot always knows.
Thank you <3
Manual. I actually never saw anyone driving an auto here.
Well, you already are in a NSFW board so..I don't think you should worry about it in the first place.
>There's a reason if Matsu calls me Lewds~
>>695205506
Nice tumblr filename
>>695205650
You just triggered me
>>695205506
nice tips
>just the tip though
You guys should just suck dicks.
>>695205742
>>695205844
Some do
>>695205217
Um, being rude on purpose and no one hating you back for it? I don't know, go ask Satan himself, I'm not good with this kind of thing.
>>695205334
Of course they are.
>They'll be back.
>And so will you.
>>695205888
Trips confirm.
>>695206050
Oh. Me and Satan aren't on speaking terms.
>>695206134
Well then. I don't think I want to know what happened.
thread is kill
>>695206471
That's good because i'm only so good at making up shit on the spot. Lol
That's an adorable gif, btw.
Come on with the image limit, I want to post superior memes.
>>695207051
im playing overwatch but im here.
The weekly brawl Mobawatch KEK
I like this game mode
Waifu Threads Never Die! For a price
>>695207179
It's a fun mode but halfway someone always starts getting pissed because someone else is doing shit with the hero they wanted. Truly mobawatch
>Waifu Threads Never Die! For a price
nice meme
>>695205506
shino
>>695205638
Lucky, it's nothing but autos. Although I want a manual myself.
True, true. I approve~
>>695206050
I return! Making pizza!
Friend wasn't a faggot and actually showed!
>>695207339
Waifu threads go lewd for trips.
This is not a meme. It's a fact.
>>695207339
Dude i am so tired of playing with randoms on OW
The worst ppl in this game are the ppl that focus on just trying to get POTG or kills and not working as a team Like protecting objective or pushing cart.
Worst thing ever is when im on overtime and im dead and im watching my team stand there and not keep the timer going when they are right next to it.
Those types of ppl should be dragged out into the street and shot.
>>695207877
Pub Overwatch is the worst
