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faces of /b/
>>695187946
it's 5 minutes to 420 and i've never smoked weed in my life and i hate being alive
>>695188139
wow i've already told you months ago to stop posting your face here all the time
depression is just chemicals, drop that sugary shit you're drinking, workout, buy some vitamins, omega 3, drink more water and workout
if you want to continue being miserable, disregard all i've said
>>695187946
Got that heart shaped face action, heard that's the best face shape
>>695188139
Why you crying?
r8
>>695187946
dude you david bowie!
so this is what summer looks like
amazing!
>>695187946
Why does it look like you have makeup on?
tttthhhhh
>>695192487
why the fuck are your shoes so big
>>695192650
because my feet are big
>>695192798
do you have a large clit?
>>695187946
>>695192869
i don't have a clit at all anon
>>695192895
married your sister, just like your parents
Hai bee
>>695189297
For you
bump
>>695192487
Hey i know you are Trevor Whitted, why the fuck are you postin here
>>695187946
Motherfucker looks like Dexter Holland
>>695193311
only gays are named trevor
>>695188139
don't smoke weed it will make your life a lot worse
attention insecure, approval seeking people who post their faces in these threads. stop seeking approval from others, accept yourself for who you are and move on with life.
Fuck you pussy come get some
>>695194072
but i like attention
>>695187946
>>695194291
That fucking ache, wash your face faggot.
>>695194470
Acne doesn't mean poor hygiene. From the looks of it he could already be washing and maybe too much or with too harsh of a skincare product since it looks kinda dry.
>>695194664
this. i washed my face too much when i was 17 and i stopped and boom, no acne.
>>695194664
Stfu kid, it's as simple as eating healthy and washing your oily face.
If you can't do those two simple things you're a raging faggot.
>>695194852
Oh look, someone who knows nothing about skincare or acne beyond what mommy told him :)
>>695192487
Douchiest picture of me there is, lap it up /b/tards.
>>695194917
Go smother butter on your face if you think oily skin gets rid of ache.
>>695192487
U
>>695194928
i can assure you that that's not me
old timestamp for reference
he looks like a cool dude though
>>695195130
you caught me
I WAS TREVOR THE WHOLE TIME
>>695193006
i'm confuse
is that girl or boy?
>>695195149
You have no proof that you arent
>>695195093
you look like someone I could play mtg with for a few hours
>>695195350
he hasn't aged all that well, has he?
>>695195262
Could be any pic u took off web, need timestamp faggot
>>695195450
ask politely
i'm not going to take 5 minutes out of my very important schedule to take a picture if you're gonna be a dick about it
;_; virgin
>>695195093
You are a druid.
I want you in my party.
>>695195572
Just write the timestamp on your forehead with sharpie, no need to spend 5 min looking for printer paper
>>695195763
dat's some dicksuckin' lips right there
>>695195763
Pedostache/10
>>695195696
I am entirely okay with that.
>>695195759
say please
>>695195738
Bully
>>695195856
Please suck this cock
Hi girlz
>>695195952
i will consider it
>>695196081
trim your nails.
not your beard.
>>695196093
Well, we turned this conversation around. Im gonna go out on a limb here and say your not who i think you are
>>695195992
Kat meme!
>>695196269
Timestamp or my dick posts above will mushroom stamp your face
>>695196298
your mother was Danish and your father Russian, right?
>>695196269
8/10
>>695196339
Timestamp your dick, do they sell those really small sharpies where you're from?
Apologies for the cancerous hairslide
>>695196466
trap?
if so i would
>>695196466
Steam acount thx
>>695196345
no mate English born and bread
>>695196214
correct
>>695196503
Not a trap, no
>>695196508
I have one but I never use it cause, I'm not really much of a gamer and I don't have anyone to play with anyway (Woe is me)
>>695196420
>>695196174
Ah! Yes... one day.
>>695196645
I dont like u
>>695195262
Someone tell me who this boy is
I want him
>>695187946
You look like Yung Lean had sex with a crack addict
>>695196393
I might, and no small sharpie
>>695196559
Ah, fair so. That's basically inbred Danish anyway.
>>695196635
do you have a penis?
>>695196778
That's a shame, it'll be hard to wash that single all-encompassing swipe off.
>>695196817
Not since the last time I checked.
>>695196751
it's me
you can have me
act quickly as this is a limited time offer
just got this lit new coluor
>>695196751
oh you want this kid? what for?
>>695196884
is it a wig
wooooo lord your hair is beautiful
can I get a facebook? instagram? twitter? give me your fucking reddit username for all I care
Yupp
Idea for a thread; see if people can figure out someone's ancestry by looking at a photograph of them. Any takers?
>>695196991
sold by owner motherfucker stop trying to pimp me
>>695196081
Hi brother.
Rate
>>695197136
bitch shut up
>>695197054
What mountain is that? What branch?
>>695196883
you're cute and you have thick skin
i like you.
>>695196929
I'm searchin something bad to say about your hair but i can't find words.
>>695197173
Bitch who asked you? I was speaking to the humans on this thread, you are clearly some kind of weird scrotal turtle.
>>695197176
Both of those should be quite obvious
>>695187946
>>695197167
I think we match <3 do you?
>>695197219
Many thanks, anon
I looked ever more masculine a few years back, I had my hair really short (Worst decision I ever made) so I got used to people thinking I was a bloke XD
>>695197243
scrotal turtle I'm in tears
>>695197243
>b
>humans
There's horrible mistake number one..
>>695197223
he took the cookie monster pubes to do this.
>>695197045
>is it a wig
no
>wooooo lord your hair is beautiful
<3 thank you
post your reddit username and i might pm you soon, i want to make a new reddit account
>>695197054
gotta pixelate those military personnel faces, somebody might want to track them down and hurt them, like terrorists!
>>695197147
Hi bro.
http://www.instagram.com/xokirstysky
>>695197243
>scrotal turtle
kek
>>695197342
you're a good person. thank you for humoring me
>>695189297
Ant-man/10
>>695197416
that's kind of risky on 4chan but I'll do it for the most beautiful boy that's ever walked the earth
Reddit username: cookmemeth
>>695197482
Fake.
>>695197544
No problem fam
Bloke looking faggot me, if you were curious
(I'm the brown haired one)
>>695197642
>cookmemeth
fug
i'm flaky, and i haven't ever maintained contact with someone I spoke with on 4chan, but I'll try to pm you this week
>>695197832
wooooooooooooooooo
I've never either but I'll be here and on reddit
You seem nice
>not a meth addict btw
I love it when people cum on my big bald head.
>>695198169
>not a meth addict btw
well that's a relief
>>695198569
looking like Lady GaGa
>>695198609
Is Peter you name? Or is that some sort of meme I've never heard of?
>>695197770
brutal
>>695198666
satanic trips check'd
it's just a dead meme I use because i like the cat
>>695198569
You're pretty.
>>695198806
screaming @ the satanic trips
It must be a sign
>>695198951
You my child want to talk about Satan?
Our lord loves us all. He's waiting for you.
>>695199330
meme religion
>>695199330
the only god I worship
>>695193006
I'd buttfuck
>>695196929
I'd buttfuck
>>695197770
I'd buttfuck u
because I'd be more likeable if I was a dog
>>695200847
you'd be more likable if you showed tits
>>695201209
ah smooth. quite original. I commend you
>>695200847
Tits or get the fuck out
>>695201675
Underage b&
>>695201304
idk why but that hit me in the feels. i'm sorry for asking for your tits. you're very cute.
>>695197167
chest hair/10
>>695201889
aw:) that's sweet. I definitely forgive you hahahah. thank you!
>>695187946
I know I'm hot af
>>695201889
Are you fucking serious? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA
Get the FUCK off /b/ and back to tumblr you fucking cuck, that is THE most pathetic thing I have ever seen on ANY thread
>>695202106
fuck off he's more likely to see my tits than you hahahaah
>>695202179
Did i say i wanted to see your tits you fucking whore
>>695202056
you look like a weasel.
>>695202216
eh true. sorry for assuming. learn the definition of whore though :)
>>695202286
Your on /b/ and are a girl
That means your a whore
>>695202106
look at how much better humans these people are than you even with anonymity
>>695201889
>>695202286
your mom must be so disappointed
>>695202056
To a thirteen year old girl maybe. To everyone else you look like Zoolander but with a bigger forehead
>>695202411
>your
>>695202056
4/10; draco malfoy pre-puberty vibe. also you look like you shaved your eyebrows but left the right one longer than the left lol
>>695200847
fuck you're georgous, unlike that other fag, Post tits
>>695189297
Paul Rudd
>>695202516
Does it look like i fucking care about spelling words right
>>695202756
it really doesn't. I'm sad for you. being inbred must be difficult.
>>695200847
you should post without dog filter
>>695203250
before I got bangs feat my teeth :)
>>695203401
oh my, would wife
>>695203401
very attractive. post tits
>>695203401
pretty af, i have to admit i like your new haircut more
>>695203492
frigg off she liked me first, she said she was more likely to show me her boobs
>>695203492
>>695203581
thank you both! :)
>>695203968
Virginland
>>695204033
try again
>>695203968
transsylvania
>>695204094
The toilet
>>695204151
>transsylvania
lol
>>695203968
Ukraine
>>695203968
North Korea
>>695204227
no, but it's in europe
Ok.
>>695204453
10/10
>>695203401
Please i wanna see you naked
>>695204758
well I'm flattered
>the girl says you're nice
>then she ignores you
feelsawful
>>695205018
I'm the girl. what'd I ignore? :) I probably didn't see it
>>695205060
eh it doesn't matter.
i gotta go i can barely see the screen i can't stop crying now
>>695205147
oi stop that .. tell me!
>>695204950
May i see your boobs? ;)
Merica
What the fuck /b/.
When did it become infested with 12 year old normie cancer.
Got back to Facebook you ugly little goblins.
In Detroit, MI
>>695203401
What the fuck is wrong with your face?
>>695200847
attention pls
>>695205364
Harsh
>>695205364
Faces threads started ~7 years ago
>>695203401
No one cares you attention whore.
>>695205424
well, you don't have to think I'm attractive, but that's a tad dramatic
>>695187946
>>695205516
well I was asked to post one without the dog filter! so at least one person does you bitter little man
>>695205547
Moral of the story; if you can't handle negatives stop posting an an anonymous board.
>>695205392
Better photo of me, poor as fuck.
>>695194072
you are a 100 % correct, sir.
still, attention is good for the ego so I'm not complaining
>>695195759
(you)
>>695205731
End your lfe
>>695205722
oh I'm fine with the negatives. I expect it. I'm just saying if you must insult me at least be creative with it
>>695205731
>>695195681
how come you're a virgin? you're a 6/10 and seem pretty cool
Hello
>>695187946
David Bowie is alive?
>>695206110
please delete this
>>695203401
you have a serious rodent-vibe going on, attentionwhore
>>695206410
oh a rodent? I like that. that's creative. I can claim that
>>695187946
>>695206410
and that's so funny I've always fancied myself to look a bit like a mouse or rat or rabbit. mouth maybe?
Spastic me.
>>695188139
already posted this pic time ago e.e
This is me. Add me or message me on fb /b/ros. I'll gift you a steam game of your choosing
>>695206110
LMAO
>>695206693
you look like that gametheory fag's retarded cousin or something
Right before a deposition
>>695206591
Depends, do you squeak during anal?
>>695206693
wait please give me a free steam gift
>>695206679
i took it saturday
>>695206591
well, of course we all see that you're not a hideous cavetroll, but listen to me when I tell you that no one likes an attention whore
>>695206602
Looks like someone who arranges the best parties
>>695206759
love to see you with that dress off
>>695193589
what do you call that stance?
>>695206723
Lmao
>>695206754
i have asperger's syndrom but i'm not retarded
>>695206831
oh well. that's okay. if you noticed my first post I stated I wasn't well liked anyway
>>695206760
kike
>>695206693
I don't even want your steam gift, you look like someone I'd smoke with at night when I don't want to talk to any other people
>>695206759
pics with long hair?
>>695206110
tits?
>>695195759
Hey man
>>695206855
That would be the "recently had his anal cavity split in two stance"
>>695206909
I can steam gift you showering with your jew simulator? just message me on FB your steam ID
>>695206879
Obviously not retarded. Assburger doesn't affect your beautiful face.
>>695206974
why do you want to give people games so badly?
also deleted my FB yesterday 'cause I kinda went full hermit lol
>>695207083
>thinking about lyf x
also earrings are for the biggest of faggots
Hey /b/
>>695206110
>ugly
>wears sunglasses to cover up shit tier face
>no breasts at all
>missed trips
>"hello"
>smiles in pic as if there was something to smile for in her life
>>695206912
You can't tell but this is before I lost 30 lbs sooooo I don't usually show pics of me from this time
>>695207022
wait so were you complimenting me or insulting me when you said you'd smoke with me if there was no one else around?
if complimenting you're a faggot.
if insulting you're still a faggot.
>>695197167
>numale/10
Trim the facial hair and get a buzz cut like a real man.
>>695207224
Roast me
>>695206855
The hunch back stand tall fag pose?
>>695187946
Looks like pyrocynical and david bowie had a kid
>>695207217
Been a faggot since I was 6 then
>>695206912
>>695207301
was not meant as a roast
>>695203510
bro tier/10
Irish? You're a good looking dude and I'm jealous.
>>695207353
gross/10
>>695207224
you're playing the roll of dementor in this thread, I like you
>>695207284
stupid, the faggot you're quoting wasn't the one who said he'd smoke w u. that happens to be me.
and I meant it as a compliment, as in: you look like the kinda person I'd still want to talk to when I grow tired of everyone else again.
>>695187946
Undead complexion/10
>>695188139
Cheer up buttercup
>>695192487
I am 12 and what is this?
>>695192895
Is that your mother, sister or both?
>>695193006
It's like bieber is back but younger and gayer than ever.
>>695193589
Did you just kill French people in Nice?
>>695194291
90° of acne
>>695194928
Like pewdiepie has had a stroke
>>695195262
Does your mother know you're on the Internet?
>>695195350
Cut my life into pieces.
>>695195681
Ironic that you're flipping gang signs when I imagine you'll spend your life flipping burgers.
>>695196298
Ello m8 u cunt
>>695196466
Da fuk?
>>695196559
Like football? Coz you look like the FA cup.
>>695196929
Abortion material.
>>695198569
Not sure if Russian or a weasel.
>>695202056
Oh fuck off
>>695193006
is this a boy or a gril?
>>695207353
ewwwww
>>695206754
gametheory is already retarded
>>695207478
do me, the dog filter chick. your insults are fun
It's my first time on /b/
>>695207496
a kid
>>695207478
>Not sure if Russian or a weasel.
KEKEKEK
>>695206693
here's another pic of me. Should I get different glasses?
>>695207418
>>695207553
Exactly lol
>>695207353
Looks better long ignore the jealous traps
My hair naturally sticks like this. I'm weirdly proud of it.
>>695207219
roast me y'all
>>695207336
>needsomedickinthoselips/10
>>695207625
the rule is to post your tits or gtfo
>>695207692
-5/10
>>695207670
Thanks haha I'm in the process of growing it out rn
#blacklivesmatter
>>695207660
Not bad at all. The glasses make you look more mature IMO.
>>695207675
it makes your face look looooong, like damn man, did thy mother lay with a centaur
>>695203401
I can smell the desperation for acceptance.
Your parents should have hugged you more.
>>695204461
You're a retard harry.
>>695206340
Wow. Where do I start?
>>695206563
That's the closest you'll ever come to pussy m8.
>>695206602
This is what a sex offender looks like.
>>695206693
Gief me steam game pl0x.
>>695206759
Too boring.
>>695207219
Looks like you spend more time fashioning your facial hair then my nan.
>>695207336
You look like the foreign guy that makes cringey comments on women's Facebook pics.
>>695207370
Sexy
>>695207692
>what are you some sort of sissy queer faggot gay?
>if yes, please more pics
>if no, please more pics
>>695207470
okay thanks. should I start smoking weed?
>>695207826
this might b the gayest pic ive ever seen on this site
>>695207826
Holy cancer
>>695207353
Better with short hair, the first one was extremely cute.
>>695207660
I prefer without glasses
would still smoke w u tho
>>695207675
go outside if you weren't so pale it might hide the fact your beard is patchy as shit
>>695207914
ONG LITERALLY HAHAH my parents were abusive you are spot on
>>695203401
Ignore the faggots cute af
>inb4 whiteknight
>>695207957
Thanks its good to hear everyone's opinions :) I'm just going with the flow rn and the good part is if it grows and I don't like it, I can just chop it off
>>695207826
tween barney stinson?
>>695207625
post tits so we can make fun of them
otherwise grow a feminine penis or leave b
>>695206602
This is what a sex offender looks like
Haha!
>>695207936
giggled at sh00p
I started smoking weed at 18 y/o, am 20 now and I enjoy my life more.
made me think about everything in a way deeper manner.
but hey, I've always had above average intelligence, so if you wanna start smoking, I find it obligatory that you're a smart motherfucker.
>tfw you probably didn't even mean it and I wasted my time explaining.
>>695193006 very beautiful.
prove it's you, I saw this pic about six months ago.
>>695208131
Why wear heals when your already tall as fuck?
>>695207914
I don't do anything to my facial hair lol. If anything that shit doesn't grow
>>695208299
I just cringed so hard I dribbled on my dog you cunt.
>>695208359
because she is desperate for any dick she can find
>>695207919
>>695207846
>>695207971
Yeah I'm pretty much a malnourished shut-in. Can't really fix that with a makeover.
>>695196466
Tits
>>695208131
your sister is fucking sexy
I used to be an escort
>>695208359
I'm actually only 5'3
>>695208439
please answer truthfully:
have you ever tried smoking weed? and I don't mean once.
tell me about your experience.
>>695198569
Tits
>>695208299
I havent done any drugs before. Someone shopped that for me because I never did weed when all my friends had.
I'm 20 too so I'm still young and can enjoy it. I guess I might get into mj before I get too old to regret not doing it
>>695198852
Tits
>>695208359
Also I was wearing them as an intimidation factor at the deposition
>>695208626
let me guess you smoked weed 10 times and now you now everything about the world. Tell us more wise one
>>695208608
you were my favorite character in how i met your mother
>>695208516
>love you
>never stop being so cute
>>695207826
OMG You Are Literally Him!
Someone make a new thread
>>695208834
Do it yourself.
>>695207478
Man every time I post my pic, somebody mentions something about terrorism, feelsbadman, you think if I shave my stubble it won't be so obvious?
>>695208721
Rate me
>>695207568 10/10
>>695196929
12yo boy? cute.
>>695208749
thanks. y-you too
>>695208721
>>695208959
You look like a piece of art.
>>695208954
You dress like a terroist muhammed, wear darker colours and stop sticking your shoulders out you're not fooling anyone
>>695208626
I smoked weed for 10 years and now once very occasionally.
Your self inflated ego, thinking you're special for blazing up is embarrassing.
>>695209079
S-senpai...
>>695207692
What the fuck is this thing?!!!
Don't you have homeworks to do little scumbag?
>>695208656
I don't think you'll regret it. I really enjoy smoking, it's the reason why so many people do it, you know. it makes sense.
>>695208707
do I really have to quote myself in order to make an uneducated fuck like you understand?
>>695208299
there you go, read again.
I really don't like your kind, man. is it really that hard to be open minded lol
you're one of the normie faggots who act like smoking weed is still taboo and everyone who does it is an edgy poser.
like I said: educate yourself, inbred scum.
/rant
>>695208834
THIS
>>695208954
Maybe try looking less aggressive.
Grow your hair, smile and stop puffing your chest out I guess.
>>695207826
Meh...
You don't have meat in your body?
>>695209146
I replied before I read your reply, fuck
>>695209295
>>695209295
Tits or gtfo you little cunt, literally nobody cares
>>695208493
Sha can has mine
