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Why do flies love shit so much, Dr. OP?
>>695176352
Yup. That's not really a question though.
>>695176437
Not a doctor, don't trust me. But my understanding is they love shit because they're shit eaters.
>>695176192
>>695176443
My question for OP:
Sauce of those gifs?
>>695176192
most problems of life could be solved if women had three holes and a dick you could use, right?
i mean, think about it:
>dick
>butthole
>vagina
>mouth
>titties
that covers all the bases, right?
prove.me.wrong.
Whats the appeal of mmf threesome and why do guys get their wives and gfs to do it i mean people who care about their partners to do it.
>>695176642
Honestly I don't remember. Try- I heart chaos. Probably where they came from.
>>695176734
gay and wrong
serious question dr. anon
how to stop one from cutting?
>>695176734
Well, I don't want to use any dick except my own, so I'd disagree about that. But more importantly, sex is fun, amazing, and worth doing anything for.....but it doesn't provide everything you need to live. So no, it wouldn't solve every life problem.
>>695176192
How do you get girls to want dick more than pussy
>>695176839
Because some ppl enjoy women being sluts. Some women enjoy being sluts. Nothing makes a girl feel more slutty than two (or more) guys at the same time.
>>695177231
Seek proffesional help. Honestly that's the best answer I can give you. Cutting usually comes from feeling of worthlessness, of a lack of feeling altogether. Either way, you need to form a trusting bond with someone who can convince you that you no longer need to cut. Unless you can be completely open and honest with someone you trust implicitly, professional help is your best option.
>>695177294
sauce?
>>695177379
You don't. Get better taste in girl. Or maybe stop being a creep? Could be girls are just saying that to get away from you. Nothing personal, I'm sure you're a great anon, but it is a possibility.
>>695177438
Hmm I was hoping for a more deep rooted understanding of where it may come from possibly hunter gatherer stuff in our dna or or propensity for variety sperm competition? Do you think that female copulatory vocalisation is a indicator that multiple males on one female is natural in humans and so encourage it but social conditioning teaches us that it's wrong? Also what year are you.
>>695177789
4chan anon. Sorry.
>>695176192
Why do i get violent urges
I want to kill people
>>695177962
>Hmm I was hoping for a more deep rooted understanding of where it may come from
Don't overestimate psychologist. Most of their student just want to pass their tests, they don't have some profound knowledge of the human mind. You can't have serious conversations. OP might be one of them, that's why he chose a dull porn image.
>>695177962
Ok. Well I'm staring my 4th year. Which I've gotten to in 2 years of study. I did a lot of years of informal study before actually starting school.
The type of answer you were looking for does exist.
You know our closest relatives are chimps yes?
We are primates. Primates in general have evolved so that the best chance for a girls offspring to survive is having multiple partners. This prevents males from killing children they know aren't their own. It is though that the ability women have for multiple orgasm stems from this need, being that they need to enjoy being taken by multiple males to ensure the survival of their offspring.
Basically we all evolved from deliberate bastardization.
Having only 1 partner is an artifact of our culture. The reason some women enjoy multiple cocks is a holdover from our days when multiple cocks were necessary for our survival as a species.
>>695178587
Edgy.
>>695178587
We all do. If you think you have more than most, I would recommend you don't act on them.
This possibly stems from the needs of our species from when we were not civilized. We evolved to live in groups of 20-50 individuals. Every group needs enforcers. Today, these urges are counter productive. Just like those ppl that stay up all night. Simply evolutionary baggage.
I'm your case, worse than most.
>Seriously don't kill people. Jail is not fun.
>>695178760
Nope. I just thought he wanted a psychology answer, not a biology answer.
>>695178874
>>695176581
i need a name soooo bad
>>695179363
Sorry anon, I don't share personal pics and I don't care enough about the pics I have to find out personal info.
>>695178874
Ok cool pretty much exactly the answer I expected. So in that case do you believe the trend of 1 mate for life will continue and become more prevalent or due to societies sexual revolution we will begin to back to the communal child rearing that our ancestors employed or the third and more interesting option will we continue to evolve and reach a sort of sexual hierarchy where woman are emotionally tied to one mate but engage in promiscuity more openly and frequently having multiple sexual partners and engaging in group sex but being with the one partner on a cerebral level.
>>695179323
You are right i want to get to the psychology of the phenomenon but we have to start with the biology because that's where it stems from.
>>695179879
I can't honestly answer that. Too many human emotions involved and they don't analyze well.
It seems that our society is evolving towards open sexuality, however the amount of partners ppl are admitting to is going down. This seems at odds.
Personally, I would hope that we evolve to a society where love and sex are no longer intertwined, but that's only because we seem hard wired to cheat, and that causes too much emotional pain.
>>695176192
How do you spot a girl with suppressed daddy issues?
>>695180527
The way they walk. That's all I'm saying. Sexual predators have been able to identify women that have suffered sexually assault with 100% accuracy simply by watching them walk. Daddy issues aren't the same thing.....but they can also be identified with body language.
>>695180382
Yeah cool there is only so much tracking stats can teach us especially when societal trends are realistically still pretty new i believe we are headed down a path thats kind of a mix of poly and mono relationships where you can be emotionally tied to one and experience raw sexual experiences with others i think that would be the best for everyone too. But there is some things in the way of this obviously.
>>695176192
Do you actually believe in psychology?
What do you think about the fact that around 90% of psychology contradicts itself?
Did you chose psychology because you weren't good at anything else?
>>695180725
Do you know anything about the behaviors of actors and actresses or people who love to act?
I don't mean the famous ones
Why do they do it?
>>695180527
hair color changes more than twice a year
>>695181113
My own personal experience is that even those who say they are sexually liberated still succumb to jealousy, even when they logically say they have nothing to be jealous about.
We've only been civilized for 10,000 years. That's sounds like a long time, but the sexual revolution is less than 60 years old and its countless generations of societal pressure. Don't expect it in our lifetimes.
do guys, like 20+ range, talk shit about other dudes who they might precieve as a threat if some girl asks about him? like call him gay or something out of jelousy?
I once gave a chick an STI knowingly, and I have never told her what it was.
I don't know why I do things like that... But I do them often.. Should I download more RAM?
>>695180033
fuck you got me
>>695176192
Why do I have anger issues? and how can one work on their anger issues?
>>695181289
Psychology is a science. You don't believe in science, you test it for falsehoods.
We have only just begun to understand the brain. The science of psychology is less than 50 years old. And yes, psychology is older than 50 years, that's why I specified science.
Is it any wonder that we don't know everything?
>Does that mean we should stop trying to learn?
Anyone that tells you they know the definitive answer is lying. That doesn't mean psychology isn't worth pursuing.
>>695181652
If they dive into fitting in and pulling off a persona like country boys, classy, or coast tan line fucboi - definitely
>>695181547
Yeah totally. They say things like wife sharing is for the upper IQ range anyway so as long as the gene pool doesn't get over diluted time will allow for it, also depending how long the self imposed restrictions we have last but they are even breaking up.
>>695181977
Psychology is a pseudoscience. The real science is psychiatry.
Sorry anon, im autismos and I've seen several psychologists throughout my life.
One of them would tell me that the color red sucked, that I had to focus on the color blue
Another one would tell me that the color blue was for total retards and I had to focus on red
And another one would tell me that focusing on colors was retarded and that I had to focus on smells instead.
(Obviously just an analogy to show how fucking contradictory these guys are)
Psychology is completely useless, psychiatry is where its at.
>>695181981
the fuck does this even mean lol
>>695179192
>pretends to have knowledge
>doesn't mention intrusive thoughts and blames it on a monkey 9000 years ago being angry
>>695181352
Why do they act? It comes down to personality. Introverts and extroverts are a real thing. Don't believe random stuff you find online.... However there are different personality types.
At a guess, judging solely by comedians, I would assume they probably feel a need, deep down inside, to feel special. Probably stemming from low self esteem.
However, that's just a best guess. I can't say for sure.
>>695181981
so like the dudes that are around girls that pull of personas of alpha male, country boy, or whatever get threatened by one of the females asking about a guy whos a shut in but attractive and rich? the group of guys answer would be "i heard he takes it up the back end" "hes gay" "flamer" just to ward off the girls attraction?
>>695181652
That depends on the person. Assholes yes, decent ppl no.
>>695176192
Hey, serious question.
Why everytime I spend whole day with my friends pretty good, I come back home and I'm feeling.. I don't know, kinda worthless and unwanted?
>>695176192
Well OP; first obious question: Why couldn't you get into medschool?
There are real professions like psychiatrist, and then there are people to stupid to study something real so they choose gender studies or psychology. Even an art degree is of more worth. OP seriously, why not just kill yourself now and save yourself lots of embarrassment?
>>695176192
Why doing In speak in tongues when I cum? Only from masturbation though.
>>695176192
You shouldn't ignore K. She doesn't like that.
>>695176192
Have you practised flipping burgers? Because thats a skill you'll need after graduation.
>>695181842
You sound like a horrible person. That's not nice. Why would you do that?
In all honesty you probably feel trapped, and powerless. Or, that you intensely lack something.
Either way, you sound like you could use some CBT or DBT.
>>695176192
opinion on Sigmund Freud?
and
most appreciated psycholog?
>>695182218
Putting so much effort into being included in a social group that if anyone were to stunt someone who, "knows who they are" and/or is part of the in crowd, from possibly getting laid, they would definitely talk trash. The original question should ask what makes a friend. Jealousy doesn't come any closer to understanding why 'friends' would talk trash about another friend over Lust anymore than Pride.
I'm just saying that people who cling to an identity they haven't created for themselves through teir own experiences and beliefs are prone to petty.
Personally speaking.
>>695181893
Cognitive behavioural therapy (CBT). I don't know why you have anger issues. There are way too many possibilities.
But working on resolving the root cause of your anger, and finding ways to constructively deal with it are exactly what CBT is designed to do.
>>695182484
Associates<Bachelors<Masters<PhD<Doctorate<Ascension<Other Worldly<Anonymous
Doctor Phil makes more than your local physician
>>695176192
what does it say about someone if their favourite porn is gangbang porn but actually respects/loves the girl participating?
>>695183046
you need help with grammar and syntax. your writing is atrocious.
>>695182484
>debt
>the people and classes
>giving a shit about your scraped knee
>medicine<weed
Your logical would deduce to just becoming an herbologist or farmer
>>695182209
Do you know what the difference between psychology and psychiatry is?
Psychiatrists take mes school, and once they finish they specialize in the mind.
Psychologists take psychology until they get a Phd in it. The 8 odd years it takes to get a Phd in psychology are what a psychiatrist specializes in just 2 years.
Practically, the only difference is psychiatrists can prescribe medicine.
There is plenty of evidence that colours can influence thought. But anyone that prescribes thinking of certain colours is stupid.
>beware, psychologist and psychiatrist are protected terms
Anyone who says they are a psych-anything else
Is not liscenced and talking out their ass.
>maybe why you had troubles.
>>695183544
cuck
>>695183677
you fucking suck at writing so much i cant even identify what you are attempting to convey
>>695176192
How long will it take after 2years of being drunk and stoned daily, until my brain chemistry get back to normal?
>>695182241
Yeah ok, you're right. All women are sluts. That's why you keep getting cuckholded.
>Keep telling yourself that.
It's not you're fault.
>>695183626
It's 4 AM and at least I capitalize.
I have even less time trying to appropriately communicate efficiently to more than one person via text than trying to argue with you about syntax and grammar. Thanks for the bait m8. I haven't eaten all day.
>>695176192
How to overcome the fear of being bullied at work?
I don't dare to have a job because of that
>>695183756
thanks doc
>>695180033
bingo
>>695183912
>appropriately communicate efficiently
stop trying to sound smart and just use some fucking commas. obviously trying to strawman with the "le b8" meme to cover ur retarded ass. I mean i really am interested in your answers but when they make absolutely no sense due to the shit tons of run ons and confusing shit i just think you're blowing all this out of your ass. keep making excuses. you're up to 4. what does your psyche degree say about that?
>>695182385
We evolved as social animals. Millions of years of evolution tell you that you should always be surrounded by others. Being alone is not a natural state. The only ancestors who were alone, were those unwanted by the group.
Clearly that is not the case anymore, but the feelings remain. As much as we want to believe we are beyond our animal ancestors, we have had less than 100.000 years with a language. By contrast, our closest common ancestor with chimps (who share 98% of our dna) is 3 million years ago.
Civilized behaviour, and everything that goes with it. Is just a thin veneer over our instincts. And our instincts tell us that being alone is what happens to outcasts and unwanted individuals.
>>695184088
fear can only be faced
>>695183777
Use "convey" in a sentence.
>"Define the word, convey."
Anon, it's a trail of thought we're on. When you can't identify what I'm trying to convey, and you can't identify the tone of my response, it's like the train of thought is burning turds instead of coal.
By the way, not everyone speaks exactly the same.
>>695182484
Because I want to learn about the way the mind works, not learn about how the body works, then specialize in the brain.
>learn the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist.
>>695184371
earlier you said introverts exist though. isn't that a direct contradiction to your current statement? I rather enjoy being alone than socializing even though all my friends and family categorize me as a very social extrovert. being alone fosters focus, creativity, and is much more efficient time-wise. also most other people are idiots and i secretly disagree with them.
Evolution isn't real OP, so you haven't really explained much here.
>>695184424
most people do. its called language you fucktard. you either learn it or suffer. i thought you didn't want to argue you defensive hypocrite? good job on the commas though, at least i can understand you now.
>>695184532
Me too /b/rah
>>695182983
He was an idiot. Seriously.
>history of psych class: Freud was the father of psych, everything he came up with was wrong.
Kudos to him for jump starting psychology, but he was a Coke head and an adulterer who most likely projected his own issues on everyone else.
>>695184675
is this sarcastic patronage? nobody of this description identifies as a /b/tard... you must be pulling my leg...
>>695183544
So they love the pornstar? Or they're actually dating the person?
Either way, it depends.
Maybe they have zero self esteem.
Or
Maybe they have very serious problems associating sex and love
Or
Maybe they are secure enough to know that physical acts are not the same as emotional acts
>it really depends on the person.
>>695180033
okay i already fractured some limbs from fighting a wall drunk falcooooon
>>695176192
do you read body language?
>>695184345
A comma would help, if you rearrange the words. And you were to read the text in another voice instead of your own.
>Appropriately, and efficiently, communicate...
But I'm not typing an essay; especially an essay about why you're wrong and I'm right (or I'm right and you're wrong).
And please believe me when I say I understand that you're mad. I just can't understand wh.
Also - I'm a first year Theater student, not OP the psyche.
>>695184371
Yeah, I guess, but after that a lot of times I don't wan't want to go outside for a longer period of time, what could it be? Fear to feel shitty again or something? Or just laziness?
>>695176192
What are the different domination mechanics?
>>695184747
according to psych teacher, he has had a larger influence on everyday culture than any other scientific mind in history. from dreams to advertising, to sex. what about jung though?
>>695184933
secure enough thats for sure but dont seperate physical acts and emotional ones
>>>/pol/81566578
well?
>>695183784
It never will. But it will get better. You're looking at at least 6 months before you begin to get back to the closest you'll ever get to being normal again.
>sorry, but drugs do affect the brain. Some changes can't be undone.
Having said that, you probably won't notice the difference, and more importantly, neither will anyone else.
>>695185059
Does that recipe work?
>>695176192
Why is it that i cant do shit against my social anxiety?
>>695184088
Fave your fears. Seriously even if you seek proffesional help that's all they'll make you do.
It will start off slow, and safe, with no actual danger, but eventually, the only way to actually overcome fears, is to face them.
>>695185059
lmfao i wasn't even critiquing that for lack of commas, but instead, as i followed up with, that you are trying to hard to sound smart, but just being confusing and repetitive. why do you think im mad? seems to me you also have a problem with projecting. Also, no wonder you're a theater student. maybe take some writing classes so your screenplays don't convey the wrong messages.
Is the universe a creation, with a creator, or is it something that just is.
>>695184623
>most people do. its called language you fucktard. you either learn it or suffer. i thought you didn't want to argue you defensive hypocrite? good job on the commas though, at least i can understand you now.
Most people do (what?). It's called 'language', you fuck-tard. You either learn it, or (you) suffer.
(New paragraph) I thought you didn't want to argue,;- you defensive hypocrite. Good job on the commas though. At least I can understand you now.
>>695185061
most likely avoidance. you seem to be answering your own questions though. gain some self esteem and see if you don't change your behavior.
>>695185312
psychology not philosophy
>>695185163
You're studying psychology not psychiatry, neuroscience or medicine.
>>695185059
gtfo if you're not op and not qualified to answer these questions you hijacking fuck. go suck your drama teacher off some more.
>>695176192
What happened in your life that made you to like/study psychology?
>>695184532
Introverts still need other people. They just don't need them as often. And usually when they feel the need for others, it's because they've been alone too long.
Not contradictory at all.
>>695184922
Nah I'm legit. Just here for tits 'n' ting
>>695185179
no it's lazy
>>695184596
Then go ask God for an ama.
>I'm sure they'll answe you forthwith.
>>695184999
Not on purpose.
>>695176581
I like the cut off your jib, faggot
>>695185072
Nope. Sorry, not telling anyone on /b that type of info
>>695185305
lmfao lol lmao omg omfg yolo sjw nsfw diy tmi
Am I speaking to an AI, or some angsty teenager locked in his room?
>>695185349
Your handle on grammar is atrocious. Who the fuck taught you to write?
You're also responding to someone in context, not referencing someone from a quote, you don't need to include implied associations.
Eat a dick and fuck off, you and the other guy are just as retarded as each other.
>>695185391
You reductionist fool.
>>695185312
You're thinking philosophy....
>>695185349
lol? once the subject is established in a sentence, it is considered poor grammar to continually refer to the already obvious subject. thats what periods are for. to denote a change in idea or subject.
>by the way, not everyone speaks exactly the same.
most people do, but i guess you forgot your previous statement quickly enough that a direct response makes no sense. your suggested use of hyphens and semi-colons is also grammatically improper and gives the perception that you over punctuate to seem more intelligent. no need for a new paragraph as you are still the main subject of the comments. you're doing a good job of not arguing btw. passive aggressively trying to give me a dose of my own medicine sure is helping too. too bad its not castor oil you're feeding me, but instead sweet sweet idiocy
>>695185413
Funny how I'm taking a neuroscience course then isn't it.
>seriously you need to learn more about what you're trying to trash talk me about. You're embarrassing yourself.
>>695185163
And you are sure of it, because you know in detail how the brain and it's chemistry work? Didn't think so.
>>695185381
How to get self-esteem up tho? Whenever I do something I like, something fucks up and I'm feeling shitty for few weeks, bored in everything, and just "existing" not even living.
>>695185202
because you don't have enough self esteem. and beyond that you focus too much on yourself. try and focus on what other people are going to say next, instead of what they think about you. try to become a mind reader.
>>695176192
What is she thinking about?
>>695185432
You're right. I'm OP. But honestly I really don't remember what your question was.
>>695185721
nice....
>>695185744
(You)
>>695176192
Am I gay if I get off looking at your pic?
>>695185453
My mom is a horrible person. I was very isolated both physically and mentally as a child, verbally and physically abused (not sexually thank god) and read a lot.
I early on latched onto the idea of
Physician heal thyself
So I figured that psychology was the best way to do that.
>>695185905
>most people do. its called language you fucktard. you either learn it or suffer. i thought you didn't want to argue you defensive hypocrite? good job on the commas though, at least i can understand you now.
Could you please elaborate? Provide examples where appropriate.
Then refer to >>695185721 while ur at it.
>>695185977
fuck up enough and ull enjoy fucking up instead of fearing it. its actually more useful than not fucking up, as you become more conscious of your actions as well as more wise. you're just too young and haven't fucked up enough. go into a big city and embarrass yourself a shit ton. nobody will remember you and you'll gain a sense of humor about yourself as well.
>>695185657
Thanks queer.
>>695185934
Taking a neuroscience course does not mean you're studying neuroscience or that you are a neurologist in training.
You wouldn't call up a counselor for his opinion on your recent brain MRI just because he happened to do 3 months of 1 unit in college, now would you? Well... you might.
>>695185762
>just because they both start with a P, >doesn't make them the same field....
Learn the difference
>>695181977
>psychology is a science.
Riddle methis fuckface. How does one apply the scientific method to psychology?
See, I was under the impression that you couldn't...
And therefore psychology is not science.
You can just line up with astrology and all that other gay shit which is fake as fuck.
I win the grammar battle but the war has only just begauin:)
>>695186460
If you can convince enough people that psykology is a real thing then you can get paid.
>>695186270
elaboration
>most people do speak the same way.
that is called socialization. when in rome. otherwise be an outcast(example of suffering) or misunderstood(another example of suffering)
>i thought you didn't want to argue
if i could read minds i wouldn't have said "thought," but you did say you are not here to argue so I assumed to the best of my ability.
>good job on the commas though
you used more commas. read your comments, or are you retarded?
>at least i can understand you now
I still think you're an idiot.
>then refer to >>695185721
you're either an autistic fuck or an old geezer if you don't use the acronyms you listed. As for my usage, I found your hypocrisy and pathetic attempt at argument hilarious. Keep going though, show all these lurkers how retarded and vindictively self conscious you really are; i just had some coffee so I can do this all night.
>>695186700
get fucked OP. you are worthless to society and everyone thinks you're too stupid to get a real education behind your back.
>>695183784
>>695185163
Faggot psychology pseudoscience peice of shit. 6 months? Confirmed troll.
What is plasticity you faggot?
>>695176192
Where can i get a oddish?
>>695186985
he's going to retort with, "im not a neurologist, so don't ask me those questions."
>>695185936
Look. It's 6am and I haven't slept and my buzz is wearing off...
But....
Yeah. Unless you're a brain surgeon, I know more about how the brain works than you do. Medications work because they effect neurotransmitters and lithium affects the brain differently than SSRI's do and I'm required to know all about that, and various other things like Broca's area and wernickes area which gurus does what and how dual stream theory is different from whatever dumbass thing you can come up with.
The point is, you're assuming a lot of things about a subject you really don't know anything about. Do you know what the DSM is? And how to treat anything in it that can be treated. And more importantly why those treatments work? Becaus you can't know those those things unless you know exactly what you're accusing me of not knowing.
And I do.
>because that's what studying psychology teaches you.
Now please. Go away.
Your need to emasculate someone just isn't going to find satisfaction here.
Go yell at someone on Xbox, I'm sure you can convince someone you fucked their mother.
>run along now.
>>695186940
Fuck you fag, phycology is totally a legit science
Haha wow, maybe all these people hating on OP are just trolls, but either way I bet he's on the verge of suicide.
>>695186254
So you will basically become one of those psychologists full of problems. I once went to a psychologist for relationship problems and I quickly found that the psychologist didn't know what she was talking about concerning relationship. Fact: psychology students have more mental issues than the rest of the population.
>>695176192
why not a scientific field?
or at least engineering
>>695187177
>the butthurt is real
you're probably OP too, as he has already fronted as a drama student when prompted on his atrocious grammar to cover his ass. Maybe he went into psyche to self treat his multiple personalities.
>>695176192
You study psychology? Okay what number am i thinking of?
>>695187198
PREACH! tell these little bitch psych fags off.
>>695187239
Actually you are.
Watching porn says a lot about you. And watching this strongly insinuates you crave the d
>>695186383
You know that psychologist is a protected term and you can go to jail for falsely claiming to be one,
Whereas councillor is a not, and the drunk guy down by the grocery store can claim to be one with no legal consequences
Right?
>because I don't think you do
And the reason psychologist is a protected term is because we get this thing called training.
You must not be familiar with it.
That's ok.
You just keep doing your thing anon.
>>695187362
Maybe you treat your multiple personalitys by treating yourself to multiple dicks?
>>695187489
freud fag detected
>>695187591
8=======D
^
Looks yummy no?
>>695187590
Why do you have a problem with my sexuality? Could you be, perhaps, projecting much, faggot?
>>695187679
no. but I'm not the same guy. I'm just here for the bantz. I'm into public nudity tho. I am naturally a risk taker and crave adrenaline. So on a serious note, you could be right.
>>695186829
Ok. I will. Oh wait, plenty of people already have.
You know what the great thing about psychology is? When I'm done, I can charge ppl a couple hundred an hour to have me listen to their problems.
While you....
>I'm not sure what you do, but if you get off on lame attacks to people you don't know, I'm guessing it's unfulfilling.
Have fun with that.
>>695187826
>couple hundrer an hour
>not knowing less and less people consult
Enjoy your unemployment.
>>695186838
The more I argue with you, the more you have a point to prove. And that counts for something so I appreciate that you're trying.
I still think you're an idiot.
You're still an idiot.
You are still an idiot.
You still are an idiot.
Still an idiot.
You're an idiot.
Idiot.
etc.
Think about these arrangements in another language. Logically, and theoretically, socialization WILL for a 100%, undeniable fact agree with me that not everyone speaks the same way. Global, sociological-linguistics is not my field of study.
>>695186940
Did....did you reply to yourself? Because I didn't type that. And I'm not the other person who responded either....so I think you might have gotten yourself in a circle jerk.
>good work
>>695187802
Turns out ... we all are. So don't stress.
Especially this guy>>695187725
>>695187167
i'm studying a 3 year degree in addiction studies. when i finish i will be called a 'counsellor'.
i study the DSM, all those bullshit head-meds and their effects and i study the fuck out of life and i can guarantee that psychology is complete bullshit and most mental illnesses are a product of the society they are bourne of.
fuck you you fucing shrink.
>>695187193
You got me. That's why I keep replying with sarcasm.
>>695187167
>knowing Lithium affects the brain differently than SSRI's do
Pretty impressive.
>>695187826
psychologists median pay is nowhere near a couple hundred an hour. more like 10-15. you're thinking of a psychiatrist. I know this because my mother is a psychologist, and her father a psychiatrist, so i have a pretty first hand experience. Also i just looked up the labor and income statistics. Stop trying to make others feel bad with false numbers, and yourself better. you selfish lying egoist.
So, OP here. Seems like this thread has just devolved into trolls. Sorry for anyone who isn't being one, but I'm out. No point in it anymore and I'm not a masochist.
Good night everybody.
>>695188234
ill hold em off
>>695187968
its 3 am and i have nothing better to do. your point also applies to yourself, moreso than me, since I am just an anonymous troll and you are trying(poorly) to establish your credibility. I could care less what you think. Actually, I feel accomplished in knowing that you would reduce yourself to such basic insults such as idiot. You must be extremely narcissistic to think that your opinion matters to anyone. Even heavy users of ebonyx and slang still punctuate and inflect and pause correctly. If its not your field of study, then stop trying to be noam chomsky, you autistic weeb faggot.
>>695176192
Are you aware there are too many psych majors ? Once you graduate you will see how hard it is to find a job. Debts + unemployment + shitty jobs is your future, I bet nobody told you that at uni.
>>695187975
You're so retarded you can't even understand when someone agrees with a poster. They were ganging up on you OP and you're out there making up delusions just so you dont have to cry yourself to sleep.
>>695188014
Funny thing about that is...
THEY'RE BOTH ME.
>I have finally ascended to bant god status
>>695188055
OP just got ripped a 3rd asshole.
>>695188093
You're either autistic or don't know how to convey sarcasm properly. Either way, they are both signs of social failure. And in this day and age, a sure sign of being a fucking loser.
>>695180033
>>695188407
It's 5:20 here and I have class in 5 hours. I can't sleep because there's too much music to listen to and too many movies to watch. I've been trolled, and I have trolled.
Apart from consistently looking for something wrong and dismissing everything we say in our strains of logic; if you look at the back-and-forth structure of our argument,I would bet bitcoins that you and I have demonstrated how every single Parent-Child argument is made. Kind of trippyyyyy dood
>And I haven't even had coffee yet. But I will... Oh yes... I will....
>>695186700
Dude, experimental psychology.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_MKUltra
>>695189098
No. You're an autistic dipshit. Leave already like you said you would. Stop trying to show me your belly. I'll rip your guts out instead of accepting you into my pack.
>>695176192
Whats the psychology behind my foot fetish?
>>695186254
Yeah figured something had to happen, because you're pretty good
>>695187198
>Fact: psychology students have more mental issues than the rest of the population.
And that's what makes them good in their job, understanding your patient, isn't it?
>>695182761
Went here to post this
>>695189444
uno farto pls go
>>695189271
Pack of what?
Pack of deez nuts, nigga.
Source?
>>695189447
He's pretty good? I've been answering most of the questions with simpler and more concise responses and he has been reiterating my advice. I grew up with the same circumstances he did, yet I was able to solve my problems young and now succeed both socially, mentally, and physically in life. If anything, this thread has instilled serious doubts in my mind about the state of mental health care.
>>695189504
bitch i bet u didn't even listen to the chronic and are just a fad chasing faggot. you're about 20 years late with that meme btw.
>>695189762
What's that?
>>695180725
how do women who have daddy issues / or have suffered sexual assault walk differently?
>>695189889
>>695189762
Yeah white boi, get learned
>>695189889
exactly faggot. deez nuts was a skin in the album the chronic by dr dre.
>>695187826
So basically psych is just another racket, and your just another racketeer in a world full of racketeers
>>695186292
>embarrass yourself
I think that's what I'm afraid of
Everytime I stay at home and don't want to go anywhere is because I embarrassed myself and didn't wanted to embarrass more, everytime
How the hell I didn't realized that before
Thanks, I guess I have to do something with it
>>695176192
thoughts on lacan? what is the meaning behind 'kid A in alphabet land'? im a pleb
>>695180725
Link to studies ?
>>695189998
mah nigga. 99% of people saying deez nuts dont even know.
>>695181652
If I'm tryna bang her? Absolutely. If not I don't give a fugg.
>>695189680
Good for you anon.
>instilled serious doubts in my mind about the state of mental health care.
How so?
>>695190021
>I'll fill yo mothafuckin' mouth up
go to bed, you got work in the afternoon
>>695190047
i'm not OP btw, and I'm kind of pissed he didn't answer you, since you're the only person here who seems want real advice. What I gave you was simply practical advice that I know worked for me, and many other people. Its simply part of growing up, and even if nobody told you, you would eventually just get it from living life long enough. Push yourself socially a little more every day. Like weight training. Make social goals. Give speeches. But most of all, embarass yourself and have fun doing it. Honestly, most of my laughs are from realizing im doing something stupid, and most of the time, other people don't even realize it. It eventually becomes a win-win. Good luck my friend!
>>695190245
>>695190245
Cause if OP is any indication of the quality, the mentally unstable are all fucked.
>>695190391
>>695190284
bruh im a trust fund brat. I don't have school for a few months. As for bed, you said you were leaving about 40 mins ago, but obviously you have an ego to defend.
>>695190517
I don't get it. Only autists try to communicate with memes. Maybe try words next time. Like a normal person. You know, the kind you only dream of becoming?
>>695190544
The best offense is a good defense
>and vice versa
>drops mic
>>695190074
besides this what is the deal between the object and the self? (in lacan/freudian psychoanalysis ofc) im fucking drunk and watch sinfeld if im not working because postmodern capitalist society has me confused af fam
>>695190644
I'll be around
>>695176192
neuropsychology or "normal" psychology
>>695190746
not true. siege tactics proved otherwise. Sun Tsu was before that generation of warfare though. Also cavalry was considered the best offense for hundreds of years, but a simple man holding a pike could cause a horse to rear killing the rider. So no you wannabe faggot. Go back to the cold war.
>>695190816
I'm watching Lord of the Rings and drinking coffee before I have to go to class in a few hours. The disc set was like 20 bucks for blu-ray.
The coffee is mild, with cinnamon creamer and milk. I'll probably eat a burger and hotdog for breakfast.
The class is Intro to Music, it's my humanities elective. I sit next to some cutie studying to become a surgical tech,
Why do I look at her as an object?
>>695191155
go blog somewhere else faggot.
>>695190816
everyones always confused, dw. either make goals or be an existentialist(they always opt for hedonism anyways)
>>695191007
The best offense nowadays is intelligence manipulation and materialism. Subconscious and emotional spending. Persuading powerful people to believe that different things symbolize power is another thing.
Having the upper hand, the higher ground, the Achilles heal.. whatever any of that means to the victor and the future generation reading what the historians wrote. You wanna go down this rabbithole white boi?
>>695176192
OP, why don't my hobbies interest me anymore?
I think I'm a psychopath. Should I seek treatment? How do I go about getting diagnosed and medicated, for the best possible outcome. You know, no negative social implications.
>>695191607
so you're just confusing offense with advantage... ok... no shit retard.
>>695191007
Power is subjective.
Should circumstance dictate the predicted outcome of conflict through example?
Or do you believe those with greater numbers of fighters can withstand a nuclear holocaust? Siege deez nuts.
>>695191833
you're not a psycho. just a faggot.
>>695176192
remy lacroix?
>>695191866
should what what?...
>>695191852
You picked the fight bruh
>the best offense is a good defense
>You attack
>I defend
>You retreat
I wonder what comes next...
>>695190391
What a load of shit! This does not work.
>>695191891
You don't know me, I'm a 40 year old anon, pleased to meet you.
>>695191971
I'll burn my own people before they take me.
>>695192115
I guess you're just extra autistic then if you can't figure it out.
>>695192275
Lets keep it that way faggot.
>>695176192
I have a couple questions OP, also thank you in advance for doing this. Your answers seem pretty coherent. How do I deal with being madly in love with best friend's girl? I don't wanna lose any of them, also how do I stop procrastinating all the time.
>>695191866
>Should circumstance dictate the
Is this why Jews have all the money? Should I have that done to my weiner?
>>695180033
afsfgdhbdgdfgd
>>695192410
Man up and don't be a faggot. Compromise. And don't be such a lazy fuck. Go join the marines for some discipline.
ITT: Ask a first year university student anything. I've chosen an easy major, my lecturers have opened my eyes and I'm ready to share my early 20's wisdom with the rest of the collective.
>>695191866
Are you speaking english cause that shit doesn't make sense. dafuq u tryna say bitch
>>695176192
why am i scared of talking to girl?
why do i never go oustide and dont watn to work and go to school?
>>695192409
No seriously what's your name? Arch Stanton here.
>>695192439
Prob, but keep the skin in case you want to get it put back on. You could make a ceramic mold of your new circumstance dick and fuck yourself with the product.
>>695192318
I'm fine, I don't have that trouble. I'm just sayin it don't work faggot!
>>695192580
natural selection at work. you only have so long before you die. either suffer through it or just plain suffer from regret.
>>695192569
>>695192677
How do you know? Since you don't have the problem, obviously not from personal experience, like the people that it worked for have. ye fokin troll
>>695192760
Welcome to /b! You here for the summer?
>>695192584
What kind of shitty parents give their kid the most fake sounding name in the world
>>695192837
hopefully. only newfags believe in summer anyways.
>>695192569
I think I just compared American Law on the death penalty to express the logic of cause and effect over circumstance and example. Something like that.
Then Mr. Psychopath is worried because people don't understand him.... >>695192275
>>695192841
White ass parents from 40 years ago. Who else?
>>695192932
Your imagination.
>>695192923
No, you didn't. Obviously.
>>695193044
Your mother's cavernous twat.
>>695193127
no u.
Gf cheated on me, we're done and I'm back in the single game
Anyone know any interesting psychological techniques to use when picking up / dating women?
For example,
>show your merit as a father figure ( post on FB a photo of you having a great time with your younger sibling / relative )
>or buy a dog. (and look after it properly)
Women tend to love nuturing, but masculine males,
and a study showed men who approached women to get their number while walking a dog, had a far higher success rate
I'm open to all stuff, but I'm particularly interested in stuff like this
>>695180725
basically stuff where you play into women's subconscious desires / notice little details about them, and use that to get in their pants
>>695193198
they like guys with dogs because they usually arent abusive psychopaths you retard. just be normal you autist. being rich and/or good look help the most. but I doubt you're either if you need to come to fucking /b/ for advice.....
>>695193198
there are no "tricks" to most things in life. especially not love. its mostly circumstance. stop looking for magical "tricks"
>>695193198
roofies work well.
>>695193080
Circumstance does not directly relate to the conflict as any other example might, any more or less.
Reasons for conflict+Examples of conflict=Outcome of conflict
Aggravating and mitigating.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregg_v._Georgia
Death as it relates to the symbol of success, concerning war.
>>695190441
I guess I should start doing stuff I didn't wanted to do because I fear to embarrass myself, but I would like to do it.
Thanks!
>>695176192
when will I die ?
>>695193198
That was my post by the way, the same guy taking these newfags in the thread to school
>>695193737
not the response, the original question that brought the response
>>695193737
:^) icu
>>695191155
still the seinfeld/kid A guy
idk man, im just a truck unloader for a multinational corporate elite, all my understanding is done thru internet research and youtube college lectures, im in no way college educated
http://www.lacan.com/symptom14/?p=290
the woman "plays a different game" than the man, she doesn't adhere to the same systems because she wasn't indoctrinated into a male-centric system, instead was indoctrinated into female-centricity; this is obvs quite natural.
in that case it's pretty easy for men to objectify women (inb4 ppl calling me a feminist, fucking read the article fags)
that doesn't mean man is superior to woman, or the opposite being true; it's just a kafkaesque extension of the reality that gender is different. Maybe to a greater extent, if u believe in Jacques Lacan, that individual self is different from the 'herd'
i hope this complicated things for you
Does it make me popular on /b/ if I'm the one who makes all those gay faces of /b/ threads and FB faps?
>>695194024
Yes, way to go. Now I have to read and try to understand all that shit. Just so I know another game show answer. Lol.
>>695180033
pen
Why does excessive meme consumption cause gyno
>>695194348
>i hope this complicated things for you
you asked the question, wanting an absolute answer
maybe its the nature of man to constantly seek resolution
im more of a philosopher than anything, maybe you should visit a shrink instead of relying on the torrential shitstorms of /b/
>>695177231
Eat your full calorie allowance every day
Why are teen females so slutty?
Oh BTW most of you guys freak me out. Always fucking reading into my fucking actions all the time. You do it automatically.
"He a has a 1000 yard stare, serial killer", "he picks X over Y, serial killer"
No I'm not a serial killer, piss off
>>695194613
>maybe its the nature of man to constantly seek resolution
I could study that. I like it. Who said that?
>>695191833
Rule of thumb is, if you worworry about being a psyco or any form of asocial disorder, you aren't. - they wouldnt care because it doesn't benefit them to know
>>695179503
More?
>>695193293
I've had like 3 neighbours who were cruel to their dogs
>first one left the dog alone for days on end in his backyard, causing it to howl out of loneliness
>second one would lock dog out on his apartment balcony every night regardless of how cold it was, again causing it to howl
>third one locks dog up in a cage in the shed at night time and so far I have never seen it leave their backyard.
say what?
if you don't have anything to offer me, simply fuck off
>>695193465
I met my second girlfriend because of a trick, doesn't make our loving relationship any less legitimate
>>695193488
thats not exactly an "interesting psychological technique" like I asked for
but you really showed me there bro, totes mcgoats
>>695194942
idk man, leave the google/'yahoo questions' existential arena. I started off with Plato's "poetics" and "republic", /lit/ has some great sources in the sticky but im still a massive pleb so i've been cherrypicking my own education
study what interests you, whenever you can, be warned though it's like opening pandora's box
>>695191517
>always opt for hedonism
what makes u think everyone 'opts' for a certain dogma, ideology? have you read nietzsche? faust? not all nihilism, (earlier existentialism) is about hedonism.
>>695176192
Why do I want to see my girl plowed by a huge cock
>>695191833
Psychopaths apparently can't tell right from wrong, or don't care - as it relates to morality.
>>695195497
Ripping the soul apart, a violation against nature.
Professor Slughorn on Horcruxes and murder in the Half Blood Prince
>>695195330
plus arguing philosophical ideology isn't psychoanalysis, it's just philosophy
OP are you a psychologist, or a philosopher looking for good boy points? there's a very real science behind psychoanalysis but the difference is i dont go about taiwanese basket-weaving forums pretending to be the next zizek
>>695195335
you don't value a monogamous / loyal relationship
its that simple
you've probably watched a bit too much porn as well
to the point where watching sex turns you on just as much or more than actually doing it
so you probably want to see the girl you love fucked in the same ways you see in porn
>>695195757
right here bruh
>>695188234
>>695195961
damn i was getting really excited too
>>695195843
I just love seeing her in pleasure
>>695176192
If OP could summarize from the beginning of his thought trail, in this thread and into the direction it went, up until now. I would be thoroughly impressed and incredibly engaged
>>695176192
http://spankbang.com/gp5p/video/assworship+14+scene+4+remy+lacroix
found it
Tell me more about myself, im schizotypal.
>>695196254
What is this?
>>695183204
CBT is interventionist. It does not work on root causes, it works on short-term, goal oriented issues such as management of anxiety, addiction, and yes...anger.
Either way, CBT works on correcting negative thoughts, not finding out why they actually happen
There is a mighty difference between "studying psychology" and studying or practicing clinical psychology
>>695196229
I'm curious
>when you have sex with her, are you generally dominant, normal or submissive?
>how do both of you feel about you fucking other women?
>did she actually tell you she wants some hung dude to fuck her or are you assuming?
>ask yourself, what aspect of it turns you on the most?
I know you said you just love seeing her in pleasure, but what compels you to get another guy to get involved?
are you bad in bed, not well endowed or do you just like seeing her with a hotter guy because it turns you on?
>>695196409
source I guess
>>695196229
you could just get her a fucking machine bro?
why the fuck would u risk an std or let your girlfriends eye wander?
>>695176192
lol what are you an expert on human behavior now
here's a question for you
kill yourself
>>695196229
>wants some guy to fuck her, possibly impregnating her or giving her a nasty rash, so he can sit in the corner and jack off
>not eating his girl out and filming it
y?
>>695193465
Bullshit! There is plenty of shit that works. This guy is a fucking quack anons! Don't listen to anything he says. He has not given a single bit if helpful advice to anyone.
>>695176192
is it worth studding?
>>695196981
name one then kek
>>695194024
Go back to tumblr, you feminist whiteknight, mangina cuck!!
>>695196851
Because she deserves a huge cock
>>695194566
It doesn't. Your tits are genetic. You get them from your dad's side, because your flat chested slut of a mother had no tits. BTW, that's quite a feat. How does your 400lb mother, manage to not have big tits?
>>695197207
and where exactly do you fit into the equation?
>>695195040
Is that the rule of the thumb up your ass? I wanted to know how to continue the act, while landing some good meds. You fucking quack!
>>695197207
Insert your arm up to the elbow then. Fist her anus, till she needs to wear diapers everywhere. You are a disgrace to mankind. Turn in your balls and kys.
Before I even go into detail...can you tell me just what level, and how many courses you have taken in psychology? This entire thread reeks of a guy who has just finished Psych 101 and Social Psych and is now looking up wikipedia answers as he goes along.
Well let's what you think you know (PS...study undergrad psych is nowhere near studying or practicing clinical psych
>>695185163
Brains do return to normalcy after a lengthy detox, withdrawal, post-detox and clean period. NEVER does the idea of sobriety become truly easy, but as the brain chemistry readjusts, it becomes easier
>>695185301
>that's all they'll make you do
Yeah that's probably right...except for that other 80% of the work where we look into why the fear occurs, how it manifests, and detail underlying problem well before we ask anon to "face the fear." Know why we do all this? Because REAL psych understands there may be some limiting factor that would make facing the fear emotionally or physically dangerous
>>695185981
Oh now THAT is a genius idea. Telling a person who suffers social anxiety to try and focus on what they will say next. As in one of the things a person with social anxiety fears deeply. One of the hallmark unhealthy behaviors that CBT constantly harps on is NOT mind reading or attempting to complete thoughts..
>>695185714
>says ask anything
>refuses to answer
>>695197472
He is on the other side of the = waiting for X and Y to conjugate, so he can clean up the mess.
>>695197724
What part of "fucking quack" don't you understand?
>>695180033
Ok. Enjoy.
>>695176192
OP is it true, that all (or most of the) psychology students have mental issues theirselves?
>>695198019
not all but psychology students have higher mental issues than the rest of the population. I'm not OP but you can google it.
