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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Waifu claiming thread.

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>>695122746

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.
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I'll take this one

Claimed
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only waifu i need in my laifu claimed
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kagami claimed!!!
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Claimed.
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there are three threads
mods might not like that
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>>695130899
Literally the worst poster.
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the baby pigeon needs a name
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>>695131204
What about me?
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>>695131268
COCK
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>>695131268
klonata
roll
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>>695130866
>Every old poster hates me, boo hoo hoo...
I hope you remember this.

>I'm sorry for ruining the threads...
And this.

You even did his Ohayou before everyone else's.

But whatever buddy.
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>>695131175
5 by now
Mods are probably gonna take down all of them unless a bunch of them die before they notice
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Goddamnit let me get in on this action what's fucking happening?
Who's butthurt and why?
How can I help make it worse?
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>>695131444
Check, new entrance.

>Sanae
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>>695131566
Shitpost
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>>695131362
>>695131372
dubs name the baby bird
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>>695129320
>>695129013
Oh wow, I'm honestly flattered. I've never been shitposted before.

>>695129560
Alright, take care Chino!

>>695129530 (Sanae)
Ah, right. What part of AL are you in? Know some people in Birmingham and Montgomery but that's about it.

>>695129205 (Fran)
He doesn't let you scoop? What kind of bullshit is that? At least he's a good guy otherwise but that's just douchey.

>>695128865 (???)
It is hard to sift through them but I honestly barely notice them at this point. How are you?

>>695128807 (Shiro)
I know, but it's nice to hold out hope for the future. Just gotta wait it out in the meantime, that's the worst part of that whole phase of life. Just the waiting.

>>695128657 (Makoto)
Well someone sure has to.

>>695129767 (Shinoa)
Okay, awesome. At least you didn't just crash and burn your first couple of semesters like me. Keep going strong man.

>>695129973 (Yoko)
Yeah, you know, that does sound about right.

>>695130018 (Eu)
Fucking golf with friends for maximum autism
Played a little nidhogg today, some crypt of the necrodancer, some diablo 3, some borderlands 2, some braid, some duck game, super meat boy, other things here and there. I haven't got much else to do while I wait for school to start back, so I'm just playing everything.

>>695130176 (Maki)
I couldn't have said it better.

>>695130194 (Cory)
As well as I know Renge, I'm really not certain

>>695130866 (Akiko)
I try not to hate on the newer posters but I do find that the ones who've been here longer tend to be more reliable, at least, and it's easier to talk to someone when there's an existing connection. I try to be friendly with most people, anyway.

>>695131444
Checked, hey Homu

Sorry about early wall
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>>695131608
Klonata
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>>695131444
czech'd
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>>695131573
*Nice
Auto correct.....

>Sanae
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>>695131175
They can delete the other ones if they want.
>So tired.
>Sleepy time

Makoto! text me if you want cutie!~
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LAST SHITPOST CAUSE IM SLEEPY SEE YA GUYS

TAPU :DTAPU :DTAPU :DTAPU :DTAPU :DTAPU :DTAPU :DTAPU :DTAPU :DTAPU :DTAPU :DTAPU :DTAPU :DTAPU :DTAPU :DTAPU :DTAPU :DTAPU :DTAPU :DTAPU :DTAPU :DTAPU :DTAPU :DTAPU :DTAPU :DTAPU :DTAPU :DTAPU :DTAPU :DTAPU :DTAPU :DTAPU :DTAPU :DTAPU :DTAPU :DTAPU :DTAPU :DTAPU :DTAPU :DTAPU :D
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>>695131604
I need context to help.
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>>695131766
>>695131730
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>>695131268
Arnault Hatonishiki III

>>695131428
Too bad we didn't lose a certain few people
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>>695131644
you did it
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>>695131703
Slag
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>>695131703
Slut
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>>695131566
some anon
>>695131644
megumeme i love you tbh
>>695131635
that's a lot of replies you have there
>>695131841
roll
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>>695131951
I'll drill ya with me cock m80
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>>695131951
I want you to sweep me off my feet

roll
>>695132088
me too c:
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>>695131822
Your shit posting efforts flounder.
If you post in other threads you'll have even MORE post timers and captchas, you're method of attack is the method of your demise!

Night /waifu/
>It's high tide
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>>695130899

I got my waifu.
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>>695131175
I'm sure they know which is shit posting right?

>>695130540
>rory
Maybe he claims a 3d Husbando:^) lol but I yeah I get it

>>695130866
>akiko
Guessing it's the hair styles?

>>695130906
That is true good night fran

>>695131268
Bob

>>695131635
Sheeeit nigga I will!

>>695132181
Night icee
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I just realised that I may be spider ERPing with Fool.
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>>695132181
Goodnight.
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>>695132153
Yeah sure, it'll go straight through your eye socket, faggot. :^)
EDGY
>EDGY
EDGY
>EDGY
EDGY
>EDGY
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>>695132181
Nighty night lewd master.
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>>695131056
Hello purple haired friend. Been sometime since you came on
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I, The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life, am here.
This thread will be highly enjoyable.
You are all blessed.
All of your Waifus are blessed.
I love each and every one of you.
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>>695131822

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>695132181
I have a 4chan pass :^)
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>>695131635
Northeastern AL.
East of Huntsville, around the Marshall County area. Been to Georgia. ATL and some northern parts. Aren't you close to ATL to yourself?
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>>695132329
I saw a serbian film too
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>>695131410
I do remember.
>You even did his Ohayou before everyone else's
Eu wasn't on the list at all. I just did his as a token of gratitude for doing the beach pic
What's your point?

>>695131831
It literally doesn't matter
Even if the mods delete all threads, another will be made and nothing will have changed

>>695132249
Hair styles, hats, details. Rory's bow and Prinz' hairpin were the hardest to get right
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>>695132181
Night Mizore, sleep well!

>>695131951
I know dude, I apologized somewhere in there
Also megumeme a best

>>695132302
Excuse me, you're doing what?

>>695132431
Thanks fam
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>>695132309
When the fuck do you go to bed? i want to see what waifu is like when everybody does their part to make threads like how it used to be before your attention whoring ass showed up.
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>>695132353
y-yeah....it seems like i came in a wrong time too!!
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Insert shitpost here.
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>>695132459
>4chan pass
Well no matter what you think you've won, you lost, you paid money to waste your own time.
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>>695130660
You won't be disappointed man.

Oh fuck that, already have gas problems going on, not trying to start a late fireworks show.

>>695131635
Glad I was able to explain it. Seems to just be how things are nowadays.
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>>695132647
konata on the left
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>>695131635
I already get that from Mizore though!
>And for the rest, I get called cute for some damn reason!

>>695129767
It was. Brought it home, and just reinstalled the whole thing.

>>695130018
I shall!
>I'll be sure to include you in it as well, once I figure out what to do.

>>695130194
I'd have to go with sandwiches. I honestly don't know why...

>>695132181
Night Mizore!
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DID SOMEONE JUST ASK FOR SHITPOSTING
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>695132088
ok?
>>695132153
:o
roll
>>695132520
megumeme a good meme
>>695132647
>rattle rattle
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>>695132524
These shitposts attempts are pretty terrible.

Have a (you) though.
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Daiyousei it's just so cute
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>>695132481
Yeah, I'm on the NW side of ATL. Shit nigga, you're only about 2.5 hours from me.

>>695132510
Cut off its head and it only grows more.

>>695132630
Been like that the whole evening. It's just the weekend, really. How ya been Kagami?

>>695132746
Really is. Man, I haven't played some LLSI in a while, and I've jewed up a nice 60 love gems or so, I better get back on that.

>>695132790
That right there is why you're called cute. So tsun tsun. And alright, then I'll just stick around for backup. And since he's left for the night
>I'd fuck it

>struggling not to wallpost
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9b7uxX5LZo
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I'm going for now, I can't stand shitposting anymore at all

bye bye roll
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Hilary claimed
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>>695133141
You know its true, you act like you are the leader of /waifu/
Seriously, when do you go to bed?
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>>695133261
:c
bye roll
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>>695133196
I'd fuck it too~
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>>695133379
You can fuck me ;)
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>>695133282
Whenever I feel like bad shitposter, whenever I feel like.
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>>695132431
can we shorten that, to an acronym or something
how about Mr.DCEAIGTUPDERKEOOOAUSIHSARUVMDSKWZDCSPLAIGUGMOGWMoSTL?

>>695133456
Nice booty
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>>695133196
I am not tsun! I don't see where this assumption came from!
>Say it now, I dare you

>>695133379
Go to sleep, perv!
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>>695130328 (Eu)
Why thank you. I guess I could say the same about your waifu as well. I actually feel a bit bad because I haven't finished up the second season of your anime.

>>695130717 (Sachii)
Slowly but surely I am getting tired, but now is not the time for me to sleep.

>>695131635
Yeah...
>I'm still collecting those "Best of 4chan" screencaps.
>I want to make it into a personal project of sorts.

>>695130906 (Fran)
>>695132181 (Mizore)
Aww, sleeping already?
>See you in the morning.

>>695132647
No Shizuru, don't join 'em. You beat 'em.
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>>695132510
>Literally 'Akiko pleases old men for pats on the back'

And I'm just shitposting as well, don't take anything to heart.

>>695133582
Sleep.
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>>695132647
THE FUCK DID YOU SAY YOU LITTLE SHIT FUCK YOU THAT HURT MY FEEL WHAT THE FUCK GIVES YOU THE FUCKING RIGHT YOU FUCKING FUCK FUCK YOU FUCK YOU IM ONLY 12 AND FUCK YOU IM TELLING MY MOM
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>>695133196
not too bad, not too good, how about you renge???
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Bump?
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HI EVERYONE! SHino here!

I just watched the nice guys was good.


>>695132746
check pic maki
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>>695134195
You dont need to bump waifu threads
in fact im going to sage
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I'm here, how's everyone?
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<3
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>>695134289
oh ok
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>>695132520
>>695129515
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>>695133196
Yup, ATL: the airport is awesome and the malls. Have you been to AL?
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>>695134343
other than the constant flow of shitposts,
everything is fine
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>>695131635
I'm friendly with everyone who comes in here but if I don't like someone or they don't like me I'll just ignore them and let them be. I try to keep things peaceful
>>695133196
The phoenix burns strong

>>695133825
>Literally 'Akiko pleases old men for pats on the back'
unexpected funny, not gonna lie
>I'm just shitposting as well
You're better at it than the actual shitposters
>don't take anything to heart.
muh feelings though
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Claimed Tentacle Strong Waifu
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RIP IN PEACE

Waifu Thread
2016-2016

Shitposted to death

´´op always a faggot´´
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>>695134343
I'm great, enjoying the thread still. You got off work?
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>>695132510
Wew. I bet getting it the right size is the hardest then the details

>>695132630
Kek it's shitposters. What can you do about em? How are ya btw
>that pic
>

>>695132746
Fucking bet. Which film to watch though?

Wew wouldn't be a fire work show unless there's something explosive near by. It'll be more like door to hell

>>695132790
Wew. Hope that the download wasn't too long

>>695133602
>dem tonned muscles
Good God that's my weakness

>>695134343
Pretty good but fuck mosquitos
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>>695132447
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet &amp; ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin&apos; &amp; im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum &amp; fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place &amp; ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle &amp; see if that gets u the fok out o&apos; newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a&apos; kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima ****e fury &amp; ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess k

>catpcha: 209
Stockton motherfucker
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>>695132751
Nope. Lucia, aka plague-chan.
>>695133120
>Rattle rattle
>>695133674
Well i mean... Nah. Not fun.
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>>695134711
It's not constant.. sporadic. Not even that bad.
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>>695135133
>leave leave
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QOTT: would play fighting with your waifu be fun?

If she doesn't use her scythe on me tof distance then yeah
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>>695135226
Tristana claimed
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>>695133602
You a qt3.141 tsun rider
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>>695135425
probably not
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>>695135226
Hands on that lower back and bounce dat ass off the unf unf unfs oh god yes
>>695135329
lolololololololololol shit poster thinks he has some sort of power here
>>695135425
I WOULD GET MY ASS KICKED NO
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>>695134772
This bitch can slap like no other
>remember the pentacles

>>695134932
I'll usually make a quick bounding box around the template so it doesn't get out of control. With photoshop scaling isn't hard at all but you'll suffer quality loss if you do it a lot
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>>695135543
wtf
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>>695135425
I'd lose, but yes.
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>>695135425
Yes, because she would act all submissive and not use her full strength.
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>>695133602
800% tsun
Get rekt

>>695133674
I did that once, ages ago, but the folder was lost with my old PC and I never bothered again

>>695133903
Why not too good? I've been doing alright, just waiting for another month to go by.

>>695134343
Doing okay but headed to bed already. Got work in the morning and all that. Hope you're doing alright man.

>>695134418
Whadda fug

>>695134524
Not in a couple years, but I've been that way several times, yeah.

>>695134725
Same way here man, just the same.

>>695135425
It would be fun and absolutely fucking adorable.

>>695135433
Hey there Tristy

>>695135828
>rattle

Headed to bed fellas, night!
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>>695134932
At work it would have been. At home, 20 minutes at most for 33 gigs.
>Shinoa likes muscles
SHINOA WHY?!

>>695135425
Based on what I saw in the wedding cover episode, I'd probably get my ass kicked real fucking fast in an actual fight. In a play fight? Would probably be pretty fun!

>>695135477
Shoo~
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>>695135867
Sounds hot.
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>>695135425
Gosh, I'd hope so. Maybe not. Pic related.
>>695135983
I wish you warm, lengthy dreams of you and Renge, wonderful!
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>>695135807
That's wtf?
You're on 4chan... in a waifu claim thread among all the other fucked up threads
and that makes you go wtf?
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>>695135425
She's a masochist, so....
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>>695134711
Meh, what do you expect?

>>695134888
Yep, got home about an hour ago, just laying in bed watching anime. By the way, the gifs and pics you post are making me want to watch Squid Girl lol

>>695134932
>fuck mosquitos
Fuck mosquitos and fuck gnats as well. Basically any flying bug is annoying

>>695135425
Yes, she'd kick my ass though

>>695135983
Night!
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>>695135425
gonna give the autistic answer and say anything would be fun with my waifu :^)
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>>695133825
Sleep
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>>695135983
Just to look around? Or visit family or friends?
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>>695135425
I guess I don't know how tall she is; if 4ft >5in then passable

>>695135983
Yo Renge, everything well I see and 'Night
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>>695136007
Toned is seperate from muscles.
And I will never shoo.
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>>695135425
If I pissed her off too much, she'd blow me up.
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>>695133196
>>695135983
You and me both man, phone is so crap it overheats when I play. Nice seeing ya man, sleep well.

>>695134932
What kind you looking for fam?

>door to hell
That's even worse kek.

>>695134255
I see you people have good taste in there.

>>695135425
Not at all, those chops would be painful
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We should boycott Kyouko's threads.
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>>695135983
RIP lolicon

>>695136803
nice fish, but there's a spider that causes painful erections that last several hours
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>>695136803
T-that that can't be real. Welp, I don't live in 'straya so no need for worry
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Rena claimed
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>>695136803
Shoo~
>It's a good thing I never go anywhere near the ocean
>Or Kangaroo land

>>695137082
>The boner spider
Oh god, as much as I hate spiders, I fucking died laughing at that one.
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DID SOMEONE JUST ASKED FOR SIHTPOSTING :DDDDD
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>>695137419
SHITPOSTING??????? xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
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>>695137293
Cicada girl, waddup

>>695137419
Sure
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>>695135133
Joining shitposters is a bad thing, you don't want to become shunned by /waifu/ like Konata or Tomoko, now do you?

>>695135983
Huh. Well good night, then.
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>>695130899
______________¶___
|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_
|______________|||__|__|__|]beepbeep!
(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)
If you don't post this on another thread your mother will die in her sleep tonight
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>>695137419
No, but we could always use it.
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>>695135790
Wew doesn't sound fun

>>695136007
Doesn't sound bad. It'll take an hour or 2 for me to finish ;_;

There's a difference between muscular and tonned. I love me a toned gal
>

>>695136432
Oi them bees are good for the ecosystem. Hate to say it but so are flies!

>>695136903
Whats the best shit that'll get you to stop fapping and just watching it? I've seen memes but curious if they exist

Continuous fire from an unknown soruce! But should it happen where you live. It'll be put out

>>695137151
I saw that from animal planet top 10 most extreme. People accidently step on the protruding spines
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Twenty-five years and my life is still
Trying to get up that great big hill of hope
For a destination
I realized quickly when I knew I should
That the world was made up of this brotherhood of man
For whatever that means

And so I cry sometimes
When I'm lying in bed
Just to get it all out
What's in my head
And I, I am feeling a little peculiar
And so I wake in the morning
And I step outside
And I take a deep breath and I get real high
And I scream from the top of my lungs
What's going on?

[2x]
And I say, hey hey hey hey
I said hey, what's going on?

Ooh, ooh ooh

And I try, oh my god do I try
I try all the time
In this institution
And I pray, oh my god do I pray
I pray every single day
For a revolution

And so I cry sometimes
When I'm lying in bed
Just to get it all out
What's in my head
And I, I am feeling a little peculiar
And so I wake in the morning
And I step outside
And I take a deep breath and I get real high
And I scream from the top of my lungs
What's going on?

[2x]
And I say, hey hey hey hey
I said hey, what's going on?

Twenty-five years and my life is still
Trying to get up that great big hill of hope
For a destination
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>>695137573
Shunnnnnn?
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>>695137719
I'm fine with bees because of pollination, but gnats and mosquitos especially annoy me.
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Goodnight guys
I stayed up for the possibly amusing shitposts but nothing interesting happened. Oh well

>>695137719
>3D
ew lad
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>>695137335
nothing beats the boner death spider
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Twenty-five years and my life is still
Trying to get up that great big hill of hope
For a destination
I realized quickly when I knew I should
That the world was made up of this brotherhood of man
For whatever that means

And so I cry sometimes
When I'm lying in bed
Just to get it all out
What's in my head
And I, I am feeling a little peculiar
And so I wake in the morning
And I step outside
And I take a deep breath and I get real high
And I scream from the top of my lungs
What's going on?

[2x]
And I say, hey hey hey hey
I said hey, what's going on?

Ooh, ooh ooh

And I try, oh my god do I try
I try all the time
In this institution
And I pray, oh my god do I pray
I pray every single day
For a revolution

And so I cry sometimes
When I'm lying in bed
Just to get it all out
What's in my head
And I, I am feeling a little peculiar
And so I wake in the morning
And I step outside
And I take a deep breath and I get real high
And I scream from the top of my lungs
What's going on?

[2x]
And I say, hey hey hey hey
I said hey, what's going on?

Twenty-five years and my life is still
Trying to get up that great big hill of hope
For a destination
>>
>>695137991
We are not here to amuse only to destroy :^) goodbye see you next thread :^)
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>>695137719
It wasn't. Like I said, I'm just hoping it works at work.
Fair enough!
>Shinoa, get ships. I need someone to play with :V

>>695138004
I remember their being some pretty stupid ones besides that one, but I can't remember them.
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>>695137991
nighr akiko
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>>695138132
You are amusing
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>>695137673
Beep boop boop beep?

>>695137719
Well shit, it's an island for a reason

>>695137862
Song's dope

>>695137906
What about woodlice? They're soo cute

>>695137991
Wish I was around when you were, until next time!
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>>695136432
What anime are you watching?
Jaja, nice the anime is a cute one, have you watched it before?
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>>695137151
Its real. Nowhere near the box jellyfish though.
>>695138169
YOU KNOW I NEVER SHOO
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>>695137991
:^)
Night peach demon

>shinoa
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THE COLD NEVER BOTHERME ANYWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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Oi, Konata.
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>>695137570
Not much, might go out for an evening stroll
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>>695138132
IN THE NEXT AND THE NEXT AND THE NEXTAND THE NEXT AND THE NEXTAND THE NEXT AND THE NEXTAND THE NEXT AND THE NEXTAND THE NEXT AND THE NEXTAND THE NEXT AND THE NEXTAND THE NEXT AND THE NEXTAND THE NEXT AND THE NEXTAND THE NEXT AND THE NEXTAND THE NEXT AND THE NEXTAND THE NEXT AND THE NEXTAND THE NEXT AND THE NEXTAND THE NEXT AND THE NEXTAND THE NEXT AND THE NEXTAND THE NEXT AND THE NEXTAND THE NEXT AND THE NEXTAND THE NEXT AND THE NEXTAND THE NEXT AND THE NEXTAND THE NEXT AND THE NEXT
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>>695138424
LET IT SNOW!
LET IT SNOW
Cuz the weather outside is frightful
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>>695138452
Impossible. This is a mandatrory mobbing.
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well I'm going to sleep
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>>695138443
roll
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>>695138513
How often do ya stroll?
Do you exercise?

>>695138716
Sleep well
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>>695138293
Will they pester me at all?

>>695138307
Re:Zero right now, maybe ReLife once I finish this episode. I've never seen it, but it looks fun.
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>>695138716
Goodnight.
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>>695137906
I have no knowledge on gnats but mosquitoes can go extinct

>>695138293
Kek it's like texas but nigger with their own accents

>>695138169
Ohhhh. Something to keep you busy til a homeless comes in
Mmhmm!
My laptop could run csgo at 8-13fps. In sure it'll be lower with ships

>>695138716
Goodnight foxxy
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>>695138716
Goodnight qt fox grill
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>>695138648
DAM NIG DATS A filthyfilthyfilthy PIC EVEN FOR A SHITPOSTER LIKE ME
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Tohno Akiha CLAIMED
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>>695138888
Megumin magic is also getting gets. But will you surpass dio?~
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>>695138863
They're these small flying insects that make this hype pitched whining sound and are generally annoying. They're usually down here in the south and live in humid, warm places (like lakes and rivers). Mosquitos are useless to me unless we get the DNA of dinosaurs from the ones in ambers.
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>>695138782
Often, I enjoy the night air
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>>695139106
what did Dio get?
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>>695138958
what board do you think you're on?
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>>695138688
Shoo before you get shoe~

>>695138716
Night!

>>695138863
Yep, it's either these threads, or Ships. Otherwise I end up watching random youtube series for hours.
Hey, I ran World of Warcraft at a whole 2-3 fps for over a year. People are far too picky about frame rate these days.
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>>695138806
Is it any good? I won't watch it probably. Jaja. I don't watch anime.
It's a good s.o.l anime. If you do watch it, you going to find out what my waifu really is.
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im tired
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>>695138806
Nope. They're cute bugs

>>695139336
Same here although I'll just get jumped
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i claim sasuke
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>>695139808
Go to sleep.
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>>695139737
It's really good, very gritty and intense.
>I don't watch anime
>posts in /waifu/
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