What would you tell your 14 year old self?
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What would you tell your 14 year old self?
>>695130719
remember to buy lube
>>695130719
It gets worse.
get ready, heartbreak inc in a year
''In about 4 years, you'll meet a girl with a lot of daddy issues online. She'll want to date you. I know for a fact that's you'll be tempted by that dramatic pussy since you'll still be a virgin faggot at that age but do not, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, go out with her or else you'll be in for a long, painful ride''
>>695130719
I would kill my 14 year old self. save us both some time.
>>695131107
this
that guy^^ Same dont be a fucking retard like him and I
>>695130719
never visit the site 4chan
>>695130719
Go to school instead of wasting your time. When someone asks you to go somewhere just go. Make study an habit. No one is judging you, there is no reason to feel inferior.
>>695130719
>see you in three years
>>695130719
Delete WoW you cunt
Do as much crazy shit as you can, you can get away with it whilst your underage.
>>695130719
Keep up the good work
When WoD comes out and hfc patch comes, get mythic geared so you can get grove warden and Ahead of the curve
DONT ASK HER OUT~
>>695130719
I want to compare dicks
>>695131647
underage b&?
>>695130719
Smoke more crack
>>695130719
Buy Bitcoins. Buy shitload of Bitcoins
Tell bush not to do 9/11
Don't jack off at funerals anymore
Go outside once in a while fatass
>>695130719
Don't listen to dad, he can't do shit
work harder
>>695130719
That girls going to end up a single mother that paints her face up like a clown and you'll meet more qts in like 2 years.
Oh and you're dad will stop being a nigger in like 5 years.
Chin up lad.
im you from the future
Kill yourself.
don't. go. to alternative school.
Don't leave Emily alone that March 3, 2009. She will kill herself
Dont hang out with the cool kids
Haha your opptimisim is the ultimate in faggot technology. It doesn't get better, this period is not a test, there's not going to be a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, the rainbow doesn't end, the only colors are shit brown and bessa block grey. You are DOOMED. Hahaha look at me! I am the future you and I have traveled back in time to rub your nose in this sorry existence. You serve me now. I know where you keep your weed and I've already smoked it. All of it.
Don't do heroin
>>695130719
PROVIDE THE SUCC
>>695131238
>>695131238
oh my god fuck if she didnt know about the web to start
>>695130719
Don't trust the guy in the black coat on december 13, he is not your dad.
>>695130719
You're going to be diagnosed with bipolar disorder when you turn 18 so don't bother having any dreams or aspirations. Also, your apartment is going to burn down too.
>>695132937
Shut up nigger
>>695132937
Damn, dude. That's sad.
Don't cut your hair, it was so much worse after.
Stop procrastinating and work more instead of reading books in class or sleeping you shit.
>Less memes more dreams.
>>695133251
Thanks for that gif it always cheers me up
>>695130719
Around blacks never relax.
Push the material further
>>695130719
bang her
>>695131249
>I would kill my 14 year old self. save us both some time.
Me too. Even true love ends in death or separation, health turns to illness, and life turns to misery.
>>695130719
Get your licence as soon as you can, a job, and buy a used car.
>>695130719
i think i would of found this quit useful back then
Don't kill yourself
To all the retards wishing they killed themselves why dont you just do it now?
>>695130719
get off your fat ass and start working out, you could have avoided all your problems.
Don't fuck up with Hayley. She's the best thing in your life and will always be. Stop playing video games, pay attention to her and really listen, get a better job NOW. I've fucked up twice and now she's gone for good with our son. Do everything in your power to advance your station to get to a point that you can provide earlier.
>>695130719
ask out the 10/10 asian chick and dont talk to the fat hispanic one you will end up with when you had the 10/10 liking you
>>695131578
i am you, we are we
In 2 years you'll meet a girl that's different from any girl you've met before. DO NOT FUCKING GO NEAR HER
>>695130719
You have 1 year left of your happiness make good use of it faggot
>>695132937
Damn same, except Feb 24th 2009, it feels weird that in 5 years I'll have lived half my life without my older sister
>>695135087
And we are us <3
>>695135561
Damn, why is that?
Make sure you come to /b/ on 18/07/2016 so you can see Wewlad get laid
Fuck the pretty girls that have a crush on you, don't go after that other hot bitch, she has a boyfriend, don't lose the opportunity to fuck those tight pussies, they want your dick, it gets harder to get pussies after you finish highschool (especially 14 yo tight pussy). Also don't choose engineering, no pussies there and maths will fuck you in the ass
Actually take care of yourself. It's not cool to be a slob.
Dont let her get in the car. Also dont try codeine and oxy. Cant get oxy now so i take 600mg codeine a day. Prolly die soon so cool
>>695130719
Nobody knows nothing.
WW2 was lost and explain why the jew is cancer of the earth
remember to record your 17th birthday because thats the last time you get to fuck her
Gym, take the position in Reno, build the car, don't hesitate. Leave all friends behind, they're gone now anyways...
>>695130719
PULL THE TRIGGER JIMMY!
PULL IT !
>>695130719
Everything you've been told is a lie.
>>695130719
I would tell my 14 yr old self, never to go out with my first gf, and to have broken up after a year with my second. Things would be allot easier on my mind in retrospect.
only keep a few friends that you trust, apart from that its best to be a lone wolf in this world
Kill yourself... life only gets worse
>>695131578
Literally same but I'd tell that to an even younger self.
>>695138118
lol in a few years youd wish you had friends kid. Don't push ppl away
Jesus, this is pathetic. All you fucks who are miserable today wouldn't use the opportunity to tell your 14 year old self how to have a better chance at life? No wonder you have shitty lives.
The best advice you could give your 14 year old self would be stock tips. Money up and get happy losers.
Don't agree to help tend to the neighbor's garden behind the shed.
Aishi won't be the one mowing...
>>695131647
MODDDDDS
>>695130719
Pursue the one named Micaela
get your shit together you dumb motherfucker.
Get GED at 16 and start college cuz high school is bullshit anyway
Invest in Google, Amazon, and eBay
Cut your hair and try not to be so aspie
>>695138333
no, everybody i knew ended up forgetting about me or ignoring me, I was the kindest guy there was but nobody gave shit so I wasted my time..
Be hygenic those girls dont like you because you stink of shit and look like a rat
>>695134699
And in the end Little Hayley will still take the nigger dick.>>695134699
>>695130719
Buy bitcoins you stupid faggot
>>695130719
"You're a fucking idiot."
>>695136931
Kek
Don't fuck Ali. It's only going to fuck with you for the rest of your relationship now you fuck.
Drop out, and get G.E.D soon as possible. Get a guitar perfect the art. Get a job, buy a car, and get some friends.
Also wake up so you can talk to her once more before she dies.
>>695130719
You'll meet an amazing girl named Miya soon. Don't fuck up this time.
Start working out. Play less games. Get out more.
"REMEMBER FACEBOOK, REMEMBER FACEBOOK. REMEMBER FUCKING FACEBOOK YOU FAG!"
Life goes ever onward, with or without you. Make the best of your life as it is the only time you can enjoy it. Treat everyone with respect because this world doesn't need anymore hate.
>>695139881
fuckin nigger
>>695139590
>>695139586
>>695135561
>>695132937
>>695131107
Deepest posts ITT so far
>>695138290
Yeah man. I'm 21 now and I have to literally force myself to study, is fucking impossible to meet new people, and I'm very concerned about how I look. At least I'm not fat or short, just a massive faggot
You smoke way too much weed
Don't get in the van.
>>695132898
I feel ya man.
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>>695130719
don't steal your friend gf, she's a slut and will leave you for a trans in 2 years.
Keep banging her though.
>>695130719
Ignore a girl called shannon she'll fuck up your life if you don't
>stay away from drugs
>don't skip school
>stop hanging out with retards
Hindsight truly is 20/20
God doesn't exist so don't be a religious fag. Never stop talking to your dad. Fuck all the girls you can before you get married. Go to the College as soon as you can and never stop practicing Karate. Eat healthy.
>>695130719
I'm sorry.
>>695130719
"She wants to fuck, anon. If she lets you get your finger wet, you can fuck her. Condoms are shit. Just pull out. You're welcome, faggot."
hi
>>695131107
>>695138334
I'll reply to this with this.
>>695140271
>I'm very concerned about how i look
Aw you sweet thing give it a few years at 24 you'll give a shit about how you look
Tell your father to tell you to cut your hair, you look like a faggot hippie!
>>695130719
every huge winning lotto numbers, assuming they would stay the same despite any paradox bullshit.
>>695137021
This
Loose some weight and know that when she leaves, you'll find much, much better
>>695130719
I'm a be real with you. You're not gonna believe me, but here it is;
On September 11, 2001 the twin towers in New York will collapse. They'll say it was Arabs in planes but it was really the Jews. Hitler did nothing wrong. Barrack Hussein Obama was cloned in a test tube. Whoever built the pyramids had knowledge of electrical power. I suggest you take this information and get a bunch of guns and hit the hills. Now! Run!
>>695134331
sp00ky
>>695130719
Pull the fucking trigger.
>>695130719
Don't break up with Sarah she wants the D and Megan doesn't
>>695131107
Too real man, shhheeeeiiiittttt.
Don't masturbate. It will consume you
Lift you faggot. You keep talking about wanting to be like Wario, but there you are watching fucking TV. You even have a bench downstairs. And for fuck's sake, don't walk down the hallway asking literally every girl out you fat autist
>>695134820
I feel bad for you anon. I'll be going to college next month. And I'll love to have an asian girl
>>695130719
Youre not gonna be a rockstar. Go to college fuckface.
>>695140633
Hope no. If I get to my 30 looking like shit I'd know that I'm already dead and just shoot myself. I like to feel good looking
Don't let Tasheek walk your dog for you over the summer. Might be the last time you see Lil Otto.
>>695132937
it wasn't your fault mate, things hapens
>>695141331
I'm 30 and I still get ID'd for beer when I shave.
Play with fire.
>>695132937
Damn...
>>695130719
You have have 4 years before 9/11. Stop those planes.
>>695132937
Sorry lad. She better now. (:
"Quit being a little bitch and work out more"
>>695130719
Don't start smoking cigarettes, weed is okay though. Everyone you think is your friend is not actually your friend, except for one person.
>>695130719
You don't have to do it all on your own.
>>695141677
>implying planes hit the towers and made it into ash in a couple hours max
Fucking kill yourself like that Emily cunt
Stop wasting your time. I know you feel like it won't hurt if you try to kill yourself, but it will. Think about your future. Get /fit/, talk to that awesome girl you recently saw in that party. Stop complaining about what's going on today. If you do the right thing, you will achieve your dreams. Stop being an emo fat boy. When you get older you'll be skinny.
>>695130719
They lied. It's all a lie. Give a shit or don't, it doesn't matter.
Stocks in Apple & Microsoft
Nintendo in a few years when u hear bout pokemon GO
>Stop trying to go for the cute girls that you've befriended; they're out of your league. There's a girl that will be into you in your Junior year, go for her or else it'll be too late.
>>695132396
>more qts in like 2 years
kek
At the age of 14 is probably the highlight of your life. Keep doing well, enjoy your last moments of childhood because after that it goes to shit. Be nicer to your brother he is pretty cool, but your sister is still a cunt. Just enjoy and have fun and study HARD. One day in highshool you'll meet a girl name Kat. Don't fuck it up I swear shes the one.
>>695132068
The ONLY acceptable answer.
Kill yourself before it's too late
>>695142065
You went to partys at 14 jesus ive never been to one and im 17
>>695130719
1) Don't Ask Jennifer out - She turns out to be a immature narcissistic cunt anyway.
2) Get help with your depression now.
3) This girl named Corbyn will steal your heart and shatter it. Start preparing now.
4) Learn to drive before you turn 20.
5) Tayler is a immature bitch - DO NOT FUCK HER!!
your ded kiddo
>>695141331
Is not about how you look it's about what you did in your 20 to make life in your 30 and 40 great like working little and making money
>>695130719
Hug your best friend, preferably alot, you'll regret never getting to do it. Take pictures of yourself in your teen years, it's so awkward not having any when you're an adult..
I know you like your name on all the lists that matter.
But fuck with that girl from Chemistry and you'll end up on one that ain't so fun.
In 4 years you will finally be with Ellie, a girl you've been friends with since your freshman year of high school. She is everything you could ever want. Deal with your depression now before it rips that relationship away form you.
>>695130719
start blowing guys for money, don't waste your qt teen potential
On January 16, 2008, choose the powerball numbers 9-18-19-38-47. Be a rich loser.
>>695142643
What the fuck
>>695130719
You know what, i wouldnt tell my younger self anything. I may not like where im at, but there isnt anything i could change in such a way that i would be satisfied with the person it would change me into
Save your virginity from those two men. Threesomes aren't meant for first-timers even though it was pretty hot.
You will embarrass yourself if you continue to fuck them.
>>695130719
Go enroll in Home studies, and master more languages, and stay from That fucking japanese girl when you hit 19... 4 years of nonsense to come
Don't worry, you won't be playing Pokémon go when you grow up. You didnt fuck up too bad.
Hey buddy, life's hard i know, now you miss playing with the family, you're sad and that's ok, just try to be more friendly, don't treat mom like that, it's not her fault, and dad loves you, it's just that he is like that, he's strong but he can cry too, so treat them right, some really dark things wait for you in the future, so be strong, i love you, stop trying to be something you're not, and try to smile more and be happy, don't be afraid of the scars, and for the love of God, wake up earlier.
Whatever you do, do not reply
"Sounds good to me"
To her
>>695142372
Anon why didn't you get your license at 18?
"you could've stopped this"
kill yourself now. You were lied to, it doesn't get any better.
>>695130719
Get naked for me
She will leave you for that faggot she told you not to worry about.
Also in about three years you will meet the most perfect girl you could ask for. Stay away from her at all costs.
Also it doesn't get any better. You won't magically stop being a socially awkward fag and change your shitty life when you get to university. In fact, it will be worse than it already was, if that's even possible.
>>695143334
Because I was lazy (am still) and an idiot.
>>695138334
>>695138334
>>695138334
Dont ignore her or she will cry, you too, and you'll become a fuckin degenerate /b/stard
Go for chelsea. She's really into you. Tell jessie to go for christian. Make sure Chris avoids Jess like the plague. Move in wit your dad asap.
Not everyone is your friend, do your fucking homework and you'll do good. Oh, and kiss your house in Maryland goodbye your gonna be moving a lot
Don't take things so seriously.
Take chances, have fun before it's too late.
Make friends with people who actually like you for who you really are and don't try to apeal to everyone.
Be yourself, be honest with others about who you are because the consequences you will suffer for doing so will be nothing compared to the suffering you will endure for being who they want you to be.
Think ahead, just don't think about how you're going to make your "friends" happy tomorrow. Think about your own future and well being because before you know it, it'll be too late and the people you made happy yesterday will move on without you to their own happiness and wont give a shit about the hell you're going to suffer for not being prepared.
Just worry about yourself and no one else because in the end, everyone you care about now will only use you until one day they just leave you because they no longer need you.
Be yourself, for yourself, don't try to be someone else.
Fuck everyone.
>>695144282
M A R Y L A N D
A
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Buy shares in Apple.
>>695134495
Same
dont waste 2500 hours in dota 2
study, study, study
research and try psilocybin couple of times
>>695130719
Stop trying to be accepted and keep up on your grades .
Go to college instead of joining the Navy.
Don't have sex with that one curly, dark haired chick whose name you can't remember. She is fucking nuts.
Drink as much as you can but, do not piss on girl picked at the bar while you sleep after a good sex. It's embarassing for them.
>>695130719
save money
Don't come out to your family under any circumstances.
Deactivate all of your Facebook accounts specially in the February of 2012, particularly the Friday you wanted to commit suicide in.
He might save you that day but he'll be the cause of your life long misery that follows after.
I am 14 Kek
>>695131238
My nigga
>>695130719
Game more, your future is promising and you actually NEED more gaming experience, when the opportunity to drop business administration for a E-sports career, DO IT FAGGOT
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>>695145581
Also, cheer up, you're gonna be a medfag. Just work as hard as you usually do.
>>695130719
>its better to assume that there is no god so you can feel less bad about your decisions
>trig is important
>invest in bitcoins you fucking faggor
>even if she's muslim, her ass is still fair game
>weed isn't cancer, but relying on weed to be fun is a pretty shit policy
>you were a mistake
Wonder what id grow up to be.
dont pee in bottles
>>695145869
>needs gaming experience
allofmywhat
>>695131249
So much this
>>695130719
your still not gonna have any real friends
KEEP BEING A WINNER
Try drugs sooner
>>695130719
"You've already fucked it up beyond repair. Good job becoming an alcoholic at 12 you shithead chucklefuck."
Don't wear baggy clothes.
Don't smoke pot.
Don't fuck the crazy asian girl. Don't date anyone you love ever. If a chick falls for you, let them know right away that you aren't interested in a relationship, its mean don't flirt with them.
the mass generator wont work, just overload your unit and use the plasma injector to blow the damn thing's head. Probably would kill 1/3 of earth population but at least will bough everyone 15-20 years
TALK TO MIRANDA FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>695146913
I love how half of the people are saying "don't fuck that one girl" and the other half are saying "TALK TO HERRRR"
>>695146705
Ayy, looks like someone else fucked the crazy Asian girl.
>>695131238
Are you me? Literally every detail of that. Met my ex online, daddy issues, bitch fucked me up
Dont fuck the girl you asked to homecoming. She is lying when she says she is on birth control.
>>695130719
"I can't wait to be you!" XD
>>695130719
Don't fuck Rachel, you'll get the clap.
Don't tell Bryson to cut the blue wire.
Whats life like in the future?
>>695130719
Don't propose your game idea to EA. They will use that idea to make Mass Effect.
>>695147049
Its funny really.
I don't talk to my version of 'her'since she's trying to escape her arranged marriage.
Buy Nintendo stock be for July 2016
Not to stick it in the lawnmower.
"Stop fisting yourself and get a life."
Get over your social anxiety now otherwise you'll become a shut-in loser. Oh, and ask Kendall out. She already likes you.
>>695130719
You'll get a girlfriend as you're graduating high school who will make you really happy, but she's going to leave as soon as she graduates college because you'll get stuck working a part time job and not realize that you can achieve a lot more after it's too late. Around that time, you're going to start to lose passion in life and will make efforts to get it back, but they will all be in vain.
>>695130719
Dont be so naive
friends are never real friends, they are always there for something
Dont Trust too easily
and get used to it it gets worse
It never gets any better, just kill yourself now
>>695130719
Chikin
>>695130719
Tell her she's yours. Stand up for yourself. You're not crazy.
give her the hug
Don't try to bend your dick, it will never be the same.
>>695130719
"Hold the door"
>>695130719
Stay the fuck off the internet and learn a skill
>>695130719
don't smoke any pot until you're past your freshman year in college. it's not worth it at all
Being honest, being nice, having patience, studying hard, not cheating, having expectations, living a clean life.
In Spanish class 1 year from now you will see a girl who is kind and although she isn't seen as pretty by other people, she is absolutely stunning in your eyes, . It won't ever work out. Never walk into that class.
Do none of these things or you will feel disappointment that you will never be able to overcome.
Make a song called "panda" and just say panda and make shooting noises
>rich forever
>>695142355
>17
MODS MODS MODS
DO NOT TAKE THE RED PILL,ITS NOT WORTH IT TAKE THE BLUE PILL!
>>695148522
kek
>>695130719
Just kill yourself
>>695148391
I'm surprised there aren't many people that are telling their 14 year old selves not to smoke pot.
>>695130719
Try
>>695130719
Ask her out.
Punch that bully right in the throat.
No regrets.
Don't fuck over your friends. Don't date that person from barns and noble. Go to school and do something. Don't get fucking married.
>>695149117
I would have told myself to go ahead and do it.
>>695130719
Never go on 4chan.
You don't need expensive things to be happy save the money and spend it on experiences instead
>>695130719
Tell me to tell her how I felt a lot sooner than I did
kill yourself
life only gets worse
>>695149252
like 10-15% of people that smoke pot have a really bad reaction after a year or so. Takes months to recover from it.
>>695149588
Also, don't kill, I don't think about it much but every time I do it kills me a little more inside
>>695149673
If you went back in time, couldn't you just kill your 14-year-old self with your adult body?
>>695143309
Story?
Stop playing counter strike for 10 god damn minutes and do your homework you fucking faggot
>>695149887
>What would you TELL your 14 year old self?
>TELL
read the thread next time
Don't kill the jews until after the war. also bring the 'allies' on board to fight communism after France, and make sure Italy remains neutral
Cut all ties with her. She will drive you to depression. In fact you're gonna fall in love with her sister, who is dating someone who has your name. You will feel regret many years in the future. Dont argue with Nick or you're gonna drift apart.
>>695150023
"I'm here to kill you"
There, is using your imagination that hard?
get over your yellow fever and stop being a weeb
only faggots with small cocks like obsess over asians
tell sarra that you like her, because some dick named abraham is going to fuck her in the summer
Stop going on 4 chan. You will regret it in 10 years...
"literally end your life right now."
You'll get your first job outside of contracting and odd jobs at 18. You meet the love of your life while working there, who already has 4 kids, and have two kids of your own. But you live in suicidal poverty and hop around from hotel to hotel until landing a trailer. All of them are roach infested and should be condemned due to them falling apart.
You want to avoid this? Work out and eat healthy so you'll have self-confidence and generally feel good. You can play video games, but make it a hobby, not a lifestyle. Read one hell of a lot more, it helps with conversation and general intelligence. The first time you sign up for college, right out of high school, take it seriously. That way, even though you'll be moving from the suburbs to a hotel, you'll land a good job one hell of a lot quicker, and won't have to live in poverty for long.
Also, make better choices in friends, and don't help said friends out with problems. You hang with them for fun, not to sort out their own problems or help them financially. They'll help themselves eventually.
And don't go heavy into the drugs or alcohol. They help you break out of your shell and you learn to socialize from them, and they do give you a new perspective on life, but in the end learning to enjoy life sober is a much better achievement than being a paychonaut, and when push comes to shove you'll wish you would've spent all that money on more important things. It's okay in the beginning, but don't go overboard, and once they start feeling bad, stop completely. Any usefulness they had before stops at that point, even weed.
Don't sweat the small stuff. Be more positive, go out, find a hobby, spend more time with family.
And in 4 years, you will meet the most amazing girl ever. she will change your world, and make you grow up and find yourself and what kind of person you really are. It will be the best 5 years of your life after that. and dont take any of it for granted, just enjoy everyday while it lasts..
let me show you how to do a "circle jerk"
by the way, this is totally not gay
>>695150903
It's not that bad, Will
>>695149887
paradox though
if your older self killed your younger self, then your older self would never exist
making him unable to kill the younger self, which means the older self would start to exist
basically by ending your younger self, you'd set the entire universe on a repeating loop path that restarts when you pull the trigger
>>695133251
It is shower time little judenstien
>>695130719
Youll feel the same as you do now.
Don't drink alcohol nigger. You will end up in jail four times and two hospital visits by the time you are 24.
Stop being a suicidal edgy cunt and never pick up that damn razor. No one likes a cry baby bitch. Live life and stay the hell away from that girl.
>>695132937
That's crazy
Get in contact with your family on your dad's side now. Grandpa dies in 2 years and you'll regret it for the rest of your life if you don't make first contact with him.
Don't fuck around during finals
Stop smoking so much weed
Your first sexual experience will suck
Stop listening to your stupid faggot music
Your step dad isn't all that bad
And above all, never call your father. He will try get money from you and he won't love you. It's better to leave him alone.
>>695143284
The feels.
x2
>>695130719
Apple will offer you a job when you're 19. Do not accept. Do not meet with the Apple rep. Tell them to fuck off and ignore all calls. Your happiness is worth more than a paycheck.
>dont do drugs
>dont fight or get in trouble
>dont get kicked out of the house
>dont get involved with that crazy bitch
Never take anal beads out like you're starting a lawn mower
>>695131107
this
You my friend, my dearest friend, i come to you a broken man, but a proud one, you sir, my good sir, can take some fucking painkillers my friend, my closest ally, shes never coming back, as harsh as reality is, when you reach pill number six, take one more just one more for us, then maybe, just maybe, they wouldnt be able to revive you back to this world, your fatal six wasnt strong enough....and thats a harsh memory that will live forever
>>695130719
That no matter what, no matter who ever comes into your life offering to alleviate any pain you may have, they dont. Your life will be a constant roller coaster of pain, misery and defeat. Your goals mean nothing. Love is just a chemical reaction blinding you from how fucked people really are.
>>695152200
That must've made a mess
You might as well rape jade after her softball practice because in ten years you are going to be a autistic virgin.
Beat the shit out of your sister when she starts talking about wanting to date that nigger.
>>69515200fuck you jony
just kill yourself. you'll do yourself, your "friends", "family", and the whole world a favor.
>>695131107
Fuckin this man..
I'de give myself stock records and tell myself to start making money early. I would also tell myself to start practice driving and not fuck with pot, just to stick with alcohol and tobacco.
Don't become gay for a year
>>695151588
What did you do?
Stock up on Snapcaster mages and Liliana of the veil when innistrad is released, and stop drinking so damn much soda.
>>695132976
This..
Stop dating people for now. Anyone you date while you're still in high school or younger will never never last. Stop telling people all your secrets, you can't trust most people. Keep perusing your dreams and stop doing drugs. Also stop being a fucking doormat. You can be a dick when it's needed.
Lifes only gonna get worse.Man the fuck up you little pathetic bitch.Dont wait two more year to get your life in check.Dont worry much bout your classmates(diffrent school system we go with the same people for 8 years until high school)they never gave a shit bout you but you are gonna make some new friends
>>695133344
I got it cut again after, and it looks pretty good now. And i have no dreams, it's fine, you'll get over it. And talk to me already you fuck.
Don't be a blind little fucker, you've had and will have amazing and beautiful girls drop obvious fucking hints to date them. Don't worry about your social status or whatever the fuck it is. Oh, and good luck with Chrones disease
>>695131957
Bury her farther
Don't join the Marines, your parents were only looking out for you. Your recruiter only sees you as a quota and a paycheck, he's not a father figure.
Don't apply for military schools to spite your parents, you could have gotten into MIT if you had applied.
Have as much sex as possible, but always wear a condom. Condoms protect you from babies, STDs, and crazy bitches claiming they are carrying your child. Ashley was full of shit btw.
Stop hanging out with trailer trash. I know you don't have any friends, but fuck those guys. Learn to be an island.
Have sex with Leah before she chops off her gorgeous tits and turns herself into a man. Katie and Vallery are fighting over you, bang both. Brittany has a serious crush on you, go for it.
Stop telling yourself that the numbness is just teenage angst, you had it before puberty and it will never go away. Get help while it's free. Your Mom doesn't want you to trust anyone because she's a fucking nutter who believes in aliens and ESP and either doesn't understand that she should, or lacks the ability to separate fantasy and reality. The second you move away from her is the second you'll feel better.
You're a good kid.
>>695153926
Oh and btw you are never going to get rid off OCD.Medication sucks.Its always gonna be a part of you.You can only accept it because ignoring its is gonna kill your brain
>>695138865
I feel you homie.
>>695153552
Public intoxications and fighting cops
I know it's bad but kill yourself right now while you're ahead of the game.
Remember to climb that tree in front of your house at least once before they chop it down, or before you gain all that fucking weight you fat ass.
>>695130719
I'd tell myself that in 2 years the woman of my dreams will be born.
>>695130719
Kill yourself, it will not get better
"You're going to be a pretty rad dude. Just remember that the problems you have now won't matter as much or at all in the future. Life will always have some kind of problem you have to deal with, the difference being how you deal with that shit.
Also, for the love of god, invest in Nintendo.
TELL myself? Nigga, if I have the chance to meet my past self, I'm stabbing him. Hopefully I just fade out in the present.
>>695132220
Deadwood is best wood.
Wow i cant wait i get to see what im like in 2 years xD
Invest in Apple nigga
>>695149735
whats this reaction??
>>695130719
dont be stuck on her for a few years like a fucking faggot. go plow some fucking fields you pussy
>>695152000
chekt
>>695142814
TRUUU
>>695130719
It doesn't get better. Just quit before you get a dog so you don't have anyone depending on you when you do it.
>>695145088
>waste
Don't ever give your stepmother money and dont fuck her, it's not worth it, you'll be so much happier and you'll be able to live on your own.
Take the apprenticeship you're offered in the factory. Turns out you actually love physical work and the pay will be amazing.
Don't go to 6th form. You'll only get kicked out and it ducks.
>>695131107
Damn son, too true
>>695143055
Pics or it didn't happen.
Greentxt something, ANYTHING.
I'm dying squirtle.
>>695143124
This.
Don't look at so much porn, fuck every girl you have an opportunity to fuck, be confident girls are just as horny as you, don't stop playing guitar, workout every day, spend all your savings bonds on Apple stock shortly after Steve Jobs is fired.
"Kill yourself so I don't have to do it myself"
