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STOP!
There have been reports of illegal dubs and trips in the area. Show me your singles and you're free to go.
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din do nuffin
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Scuse me?
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#DubsLivesMatter
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Just passing through...
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I got nothing to hide officer
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>>695100605
Just passing through, Officer.
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i did nothing wrong sir!!!
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>>695101600
Please step out of the car anon
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It's okay officer I'm not a nigger just a law-abiding citizen passing by.
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Fuq
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I got nuffin to hide.
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Sure, let me just put away my guns, open liquor, drugs, and this dead hooker :^)
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sure sir
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Please nah kil me mayn.
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Morning officer.
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i am a gud boy
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>>695102411
GET ON THE GROUND, NIGGER
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>>695100605
Rollerballz
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>>695100605
I was just taking this negro gentleman to the local penitentiary officer. Nothing to see here.
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>>695102411
Give me your license.
DON'T MOVE YOUR HANDS
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>>695100605
if you touch me a sniper is gonna get you tomorrow morning, officer.
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what
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>>695100605
>NoDubs
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so? what are you gonna do about it?
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Nothing to see here officer...
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a dindu nuffin officer
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I dindu nuffin
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no dubs or trips here
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Sniff my ass nigga
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Ok boi
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>>695100605
ok officer
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Mornin officers
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>>695100605
I'm not even a nigger
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>>695100605
i have a permit so fuck off
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No problem officer, no dubs here
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>>695100605
I'm holding these for a friend!
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DINDU
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Nothing to see here officer
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>>695100605
Excuse me officer, im just passing with my Islamic truck of peace.
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How may i officer today, help you to thr spectrum of officer today well to the boy kid officer man guy can hrlp you today how.
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>>695100605
*shoots cop*
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>>695103322
Get em officers!
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>>695100605
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>>695100605
But I am white, don't you see my arms...? They look like cutting board.
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>>695100605
Here you go officer
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Let me go my dude
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>>695100605
Yes sir!
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officer on duty. here for backup
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Roll
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>>695103673
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>>695100605
Here's my singles officer. I don't want any trouble.
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>>695100605
I'm white you can't shoot me
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no dubs or trips officer.
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>>695103668
I disguised those trips like a madman
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peep this dubs summoning dance
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Da jig iz up boiz
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>>695100605
I'm black and I'm not going to listen to a single thing you say. Fuck you you pig. I'm going to cook some bacon.
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>>695103322
>>695103613
YOU AIN'T CATCHIN ME FOOL
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I don't want any trouble
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AN I BEING DETAINED!?!!?!?
AH KNO MAH RIGHTS
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..I was Speeding..
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>>695100605
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>>695100605
Listen, officer, I need to get to the ring in about 2 hours, I can't be doing this.
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im recording you on my phone!
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>>695100605
Black lives matter fuck you pig!
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I got nothing to hide you wanker of a cop
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>>695104122
GET IMM
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>>695104200

GETTUM!!!
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>>695103951
Hahahaha
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Sir, yes sir!
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>>695100605
shhhhiiiieeett
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All I got is trips officer
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>>695104200
OOOOOOO YOU'RE FUCKED NOW CHAV FAGGOT.
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nothing here
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Dindu nuffin
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>>695104200
i claim these dubs
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>>695104455
HE'S GOT DUB DUBZ, TAKE HIM OUT
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Roll for innocence
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>>695104200
You're dead now faggot!
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Fuck you you fucking cop pig mother fucker
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Fuck off cops
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>>695100605
Don't shoot I'm white!
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>>695104700
ANOTHER ONE
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No dubs here officer
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>>695104605
I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO YOUR SUPERVISOR!!!!!!
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>>695100605
what seems to be the problem officer
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>>695100605
Good day officer, no dubs here.
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no dubs here, piggy
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I can explain
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im clean officer
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Please officer I'm not black
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>>695105277
GETIM
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>>695105277
GET EM
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yes sir officer
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>>695105406
Please no I-I can explain this officer
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>>695100605
Blac lives matter biotch!
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>>695105406
>>695105448
You see I don't even know how those dubs got here I mean someone else must've put them there.
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>>695105475
No need to explain, you have been convicted of harbouring illegal dubs
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>>695100605
I'm sorry officer I did not know I couldnt do that.
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i have drugs
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fuck the police
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>>695105628
That's what the all say
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>>695105750
no fuck u
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>>695105475
He dropped his dubs on teh ground, i saw teh whole thing officer.
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I am the police captain, officer. Here are my trips.
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No dubs here officer
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>>695100605
nothing to see here ocifer
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Shit
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>>695105833
I don't believe any of that
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>>695105833
Oh shit
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>>695105844

Get out of the car now, anon
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>>695105844
Hold up there buddy, the are dubs here
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>>695100605

i dont have any dubs or trips, officer. really.
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>>695100605
>What do we want?
>Dead Cops.
>When do we want it?
>Now

You be a fool, missa bin Ape lives madder subborter, if you are gilling me, you will be shot by oder prout afro amerizans.
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>>695105832
Snitches get stitches bitch
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>>695106100
Well there are dubs here too. How do you explain these?
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>>695106188
>he dindu noffin
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Dindu nuffin
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>>695106309
These dubs were forged and and placed to frame me
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>>695100605
eat a willy, copper, i don't have dubs here
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>>695100605
niggers
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>>695106344
Hold up boyo
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>>695106188
>>695106344
>dems wer gonna zurch and durning live arount. Poliza has gilled 2 innosent heros
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cunt
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FUCK THE POLICE NIGGA
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>>695106473
Any evidence to back up your claim?
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>>695106682
i am a witness that this nigger used illegal dubs sir
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Sorry officer i only have quads.
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>>695106188
literally the second time I posted that in a police thread. Literally the second time getting dubs
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>>695100605
I'm just a black man.
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>>695106682
Uuuummmm , GOTTA BLAST
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>>695106895
you spelt nigger wrong nigger
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Nutin here officer
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I've got no dubs here
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>>695100605
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if quads i kill you
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>>695100605
No dubs here.
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>>695107787
wow, so close
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>>695107922
Woaw buddy, explain these dubs or pay a fine
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>>695100605
Hey officer
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>>695100605
I'm clean I promise
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don't worry officer, never had dubs in my life
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FUCK!
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>>695108091
I dinndu nuffin. Except kiling those cops.
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>>695108376
That's what they all say
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Search me all you want pigs im innocent
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>>695108581
Yes sir, free to go
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>>695100605
sorry occifer
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>>695100605
I DONT CARRY ANY OF DUBBIES OR TRIPPIES PLEASE LET ME GO
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Here you go officer, see singles.
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>>695108777
YOU ARE IN A BIG TROUBLE BOY
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8888
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>>695108777
HOLD UP, YOURE HOLDING TRIPS
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sure thing, officer
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>>695108899
Woaw, double dubs
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fuck the police #edgyteenager #2edgy4me
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fuck the police
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>>695108898
YOU CANT ARREST ME IF I KILL MYSELF
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>>695108899
GET ON THE GROUND YOU DIRTY SCUM
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>>695100605
Here you go, OP.
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>>695109140
I AM THE LAW, DONT MAKE ME USE POLICE BRUTALITY
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I do not consent
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ayayay policia me no want no trouble ayayay
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>>695109247
IM GONNA DO IT. I WILL KILL MYSELF
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>>695100605
i am a illegal dubs user
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Sorry for The problem officer
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>>695109351
*BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF YOU
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What seems to be the officer, problem?
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Check 'm
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>>695109444
We have trips here boys
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>>695100605
oshit if this is dubs I leave 4chan forever and kill myself
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>>695109444
Cool trips
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>>695109422
And we have a dubs here aswell
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come and catch me piggies
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Please kill me
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>>695108777
We're bringing you in, you filthy nigger!
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>>695100605
dubslivesmatter
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>>695100605
Here are my singles officer.
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Dindu nuffin
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>>695109844
Hold up boy
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>>695109901
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>>695110003
>you are a disapointment for humanity
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>>695110003
We have a jpger here
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Dindu
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no dubs or trips here
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>>695110441
And you're free to go
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Fuck you Toriyamaaaaa!
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Fuck off
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oh shit
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Fuck off, i'll keep my quads.
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My dubs. All mine
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>>695100605
Officer I can assure you I do not have illegal dubs. Check em'
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Ah yes officer. Oh darn, I may have left my singles in my other pants.
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>>695111454
Checked
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Oh here you go.
*cue fuck the police music*
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jesus, officer, please put the gun away

clearly i am not black
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>>695100605
Fuck
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No problems here, officer.
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>>695100605
It seems i've left my illegal dubs at home, officer.

But you may have these completely legal quads instead. Thanks
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ok
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>>695100605
I got nothing to hide, officer.
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>>695111755
Hold up
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Quads checkem
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>>695100605
Black lives matter honky
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>>695100605
Why is the file name not
>Police Officer Aiming Gun At Black Man

You could start this thread, insut everyone on here as niggers AND make a reference to black criminality.
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Nothing here officer
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Hands up don't shoot!
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>>695100605
nothing to see here sir
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CHECK MY QUADS YOU COP NIGGERS
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Uh I don't got any
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>>695112586
>>695112586
doggo is safe
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Nigga Nigga watermelon offisa?
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Can't trust anyone these days right officer?
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>>695111755
SHOOT
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Rip me
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YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!
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>>695100605
Wait I'm white. Don't shoot
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>>695113025
Chill nigga
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This is not mine officer, i only borrowed this jacket.
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>>695110003
3 off execution worthy quads
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Illuminati confirmed
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>>695100605

i swear to god, im gonna have your badge for this..

do have nay idea who i am you fucking pig?
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Got any grape drink?
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Que?
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>>695100605
i'm clean sir
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Sure
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Got nothin
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Sir I am a quickscoper and I need to tell you I do have my DSR50 in my car I was going to quickscope some niggers
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I've got nothing
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>>695114655
Shit
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>>695114655
HANDS IN THE CARS
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>>695113677
GET DOWN
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I dindu nothin
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>>695114923
See?
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I dindu nuffin massa
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>>695114988
OH SHIT IT SLIPPED OUT.
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>>695114988
Oh sheiiiit
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my name is alton sterling
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>>695115222
TOP FUCKING KEK
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Git gud
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memes
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>>695100605
Just an honest white lawyer here sir. May I go?
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>>695100605
Listen man. These dubs are legal baby.
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Lol whitty Frick off
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>>695100605
Nothin to hide here
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>>695100605
Nothing to see here based officer.
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You cunt
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FUCK YOU PIG I AINT GOT NUFFIN BLACK LIVES MATTER
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#dubslivesmatter #tripslivesmatter
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Legal singles here officer, nothing to hide.
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I din do nuffin.
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>>695118755
I swear officer those ain't my dubs!
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>>695100605
officer i dont have any dubs
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>>695100605
No dubs here
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Sir I dindu nuffin
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>>695100605
im a nigga
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Nothing sus here
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See singles
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>>695100605
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>>695100605
no problem officer, im white
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DINDU NUFFIN
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>>695100605
NO REMORSE
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I did not have sex with that child!
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>>695108321
the fuck??
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FUCK the police
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Am I being detained?
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i didn du nuffin
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>>695100605
dubs
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>>695124010
oh dangit
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K
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WE WUZ KANGZ
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I'm just an ordinary white man officer.
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nig- uhh, sir, I dindu nuffin
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we good offisiirr nag
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I'm innocent officer
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fuck off
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what is drugs
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>>695125111
your goin down nig nog
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>>695100605
Offcer plz
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>>695125111
jew
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>>695100605
Fuck off, officer
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kk
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eat shit loraine
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>>695100605
Nothing here officer, just driving to get some food...
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umm... any dubs you find ain't mine, im holding on to them for a friend
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BLACK LIVES MATTER!

Die, pigboy.
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>>695100605
Hands up don't shoot!
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