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HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!

By order of der Führer, hand over your papers!

Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.

Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Höss. Glory to Deutschland!
1488 - Der Führer's very own mustache in it's glorious entirety.
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Führer's Fräulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
x5 - Der Führer Adolf Hitler himself, leader of Nazi Germany. Glory to Deutschland!
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>>695092403

I'm not juden I'm not juden I'm not juden I'm not juden I'm not juden I'm not juden I'm not juden I'm not juden I'm not juden I'm not juden I'm not juden I'm not juden I'm not juden I'm not juden I'm not juden I'm not juden I'm not juden I'm not juden I'm not juden I'm not juden I'm not juden I'm not juden I'm not juden I'm not juden I'm not juden I'm not juden I'm not juden I'm not juden I'm not juden I'm not juden I'm not juden I'm not juden I'm not juden I'm not juden I'm not juden I'm not juden I'm not juden
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>>695092403
sieg heil
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>>695092704
well shit rerolling
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rell
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>>695092704
>>695092884

two jews to start this thread.

also roll.
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>>695092884
rerell
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>>695093023
ded
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rollerino
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I'm just a simple farmer, I swear!
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>>695092403
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Rollitos
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Name: B.J. Blazkowicz
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Roll
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>>695092403
Roll
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>>695093255
Uh Oh! They suspect me, better not let them find me out.
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Sieg fucking heil
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>>695092403
fuck it rolling mein fuhrur
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>>695092449
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>>695093364
I guess wolfenstein isn't canon anymore
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>>695092403
Here they are, mein Kamarad.
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arf arf
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>>695093426
Damn these Jerry bastards! I guess I'll just have to wait on our brave fighting men.
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Eh b0ss heil hitler man
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>>695093580
Fuck reroll
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>>695092449
no just gay
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>>695093661
Re roll
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>>695092403
cool
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Rölliń
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>>695092403
HEIL HITLER
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Roll
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>>695093739
I live guis
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>>695093642
Looks like I'm out of this one. Cheerio, God save the King, and whatnot.
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>>695093767
Rerölling
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>>695092403

Roll fur Schutzstaffel!
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>>695092403
Rollerinus
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>>695093787
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rolle
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Rolling for this
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Pliss hitler
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Sieg Heil meine Kameraden
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Roll
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>>695093977
Reroll
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>>695092403

Jawohl, kameraden!
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Rollllll
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>>695093931
rollin again
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>>695094101
Die Nazi scum
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>>695092403
Dice
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Rôlling m8s
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>>695094164

SHIT
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Zeig?
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>>695094231
Reroll or death
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>>695094227
Re-dice
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>>695092403

Ein Reich, Ein Volk, Ein Führer o/ !
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>>695094339
Fag this shit
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Beep Boop let's see what's soup.
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Rolling my way to Auschwitz
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Let's Get rolling
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Rollerino
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>>695092403
NOT A JEW NOT A JEW HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG
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rowl
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Rollan
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roll
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>>695092403
Rollidoli-os
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>>695094590
Rerollarino
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BOW DOWN JEWS
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>>695094612
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Heil! Ze Fourth Reich!
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Roool
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plz no
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>>695092403
roll
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Räwl
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>>695092403
roll
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>>695094851
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
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>>695092403
roll
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Roll
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>>695095077
*cleans shit from pants*
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>>695092403
Lasst mich durch, ich habe keine Zeit.
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Heil!
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vuttin do you mean?
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Hier,meine Papiere.
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Sig heil
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Ich verstesteche nicht herr Hauptmann!
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>>695094633
>
javascript:quote('695095280')
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>>hail !
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Rolls
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Reeeeoll
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Hail Rollerfagger
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rollen
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roll
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Lol, roll
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seig roll
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Roll
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Das Rollin
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>>695092403
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>>695092403
panzerkampfwagen blitzkrieg achtung
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>>695092403
Roll
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>>695095544
HEIL I LIVE AND GET TO GAS JUDEN
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all hail me
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>>695095729
damn
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Reroll
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Rollllo
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No
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Hey, na?
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>>695092403
Its me
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>>695095677
Retooling due to paper loss
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Roll
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I am Commendant Rudolf Höss. Let me pass!
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>>695095974
Reroll
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das boot!
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>>695095949
re
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lololroll
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>>695096027

Well, at least I'm not dead.
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>>695095720

Rolling for escape form asylum!
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U-57Roll
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>>695095933
Reroll
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>>695092403
ok
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Deutschland über alles!
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>>695092403
x5 get
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SS confirmed
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>>695092403
P-p-p-papers ... please
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Sieg Heil, meine Landsleute. Mein Führer kann uns zu einem besseren Leben führen!
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>>695096270
rr
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roll
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>>695096393
>>695096270
reroll, i broke out
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>>695092403
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>>695092403
rollerino
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>>695096384
>Sieg Heil, meine Landsleute. Mein Führer kann uns zu einem besseren Leben führen!

UMTURZ IN DEUTSCHLAND! JETZT! SOFORT!
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>>695092403
rawlin
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reroll
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Roll
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>>695096520
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Rolling
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Würfel
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>>695096564
FUCK. rerawlin
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>>695092403
Gott schütze!
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>>695096624
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>>695096646
FUCK
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rollein
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>>695096680
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Ich rolle
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>>695092403
...
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Roleski
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>>695092403
roll
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>>695096834
Fuck
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>>695096797
My papers! Reroll.
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Sieg hail
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Roll
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>>695092403
shit re-roll
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jewroll
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Rollin on dubs
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>>695092403
Her em biyz
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>>695092403
Heil Hitler!
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Heil hitler
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>>695096973
re-roll
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>>695096900
Damn it, I'm blondie!
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Sieg heil!!!
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>>695096977
Spy roll
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>>695097011
14/88
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>>695096384
Reroll
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Anything but Jüden get
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>>695097020
Reroll
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I'm not a Jew.
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Lass mich durch!
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death to all juice
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>>695097179
>>695097279
Lovers till the end
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Roll for der führer
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>>695097129
>>695097179
>>695097279

3 fags in a row.
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Roll for the fuhrer!
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I wasn't here for like a week, but I'm happy you included my idea for Adolf's mustache. You just made my night anon.
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>>695092403
Heil Roll
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roll
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Here are za papers
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>>695097515
Es tut mir leid, herr Sturmbannfuhrer
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>>695092403
Im not the jew youre looking for
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Rull
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Guten Tag Herr Sturmbandführer.
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heil roller
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Sieg heil
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>>695096729
>>695096742
>>695096755
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>>695097977
spy roll
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>>695097530
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Roll
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>>695092403
rollein
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Glory to Deutschland!
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HEIL FURHER
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roll
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>>695097961
RÜCKZUG!
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>>695092403
Roll
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uhh

oktoberfest...
autobahn...
ja
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>>695098070
I guess not.
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>>695092403
Sieg Heil
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Good day to you guards, no Jews here
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roll
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Roll for the fatherland
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>>695098281
reroll
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>>695092403
rollo
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>>695098314
JUDEN
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>>695098070

You're not, don't worry.
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>>695098311
reroll
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Roll
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>>695098387
rerollo
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>>695098310
Allright! Three 0's in a row!
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>>695098451

Kill me, Nazis. My resistance members left me alone to take you all down by myself. Fuck Polish fighters.
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>>695092449

Faggoooot
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>>695098480

Wtf...
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HELL SEGER
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>>695092403
Rolling for Gestapo
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>>695098480
Holy shit! 4!
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>>695098410
Pls
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Oh shit! Waddup das Kontrollpunkt soldaten? Kek
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>>695092403
rollllll
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>>695098657
Fuck! Rolling.
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ez
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This is a fun one
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Roll, HEIL HITLER
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Rollin
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>>695098707
Das ist me du dumbhunden!
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Roll
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Bring it on Nazis
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>>695098874 Lets get outta auswitchz
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reroll bitches
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There is nothing wrong with being a Jew.
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>>695092403
rollerino
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Würfeln
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>>695099130
rerolling for sanity
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Roll
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Guten Tag Herr Schneider
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>>695099167
Re-roll
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>>695092403
Rolly polly
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>>695099324
Shalom
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>>695099310
Re roll
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Los gehts
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Hitler did something wrong
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>>695099488
SIEG HEIL
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>>695092403
Rollerish
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>>695092403
Malzanteil und die Jungs haben bestimmt noch warme Sachen über die Bühne bringen und dann mit dem Bus an der Wohnung treffen.
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>>695092403
Rolle
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SIEG FUCKING HEIL
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>>695092403
I am and have always been faithful to the regimen
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:^)
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its piss its sick its revolting its insulting
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rolllll
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>>695099630
Rerollish
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>>695092403
NEIN
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Roll
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>>695099689
Son of a fucking bitch.
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Roll
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>>695099488

Glory to Deutschland! Rudolf Höss Kommandant of Auschwitz!

Sieg Hail o/
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roll,
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>>695099880
reroll better gtfo
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>>695099782
Rererollish>>695099782
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Hitler smiles down upon all his children
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>>695092403
roll
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ROLLYMCROLL
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4 get
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roll
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I did nothing wrong
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>>695099994
X3 reroll
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>>695099634
Juden rollen und ich habe auf der Suche nach einem neuen Termin für die schnelle Rückmeldung geben.
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>>695099997
so close
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>>695092403
rollelelel
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>>695092403
SEIG HEIL MIEN FURHUR

GERMANY UBER ALLIS!
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Rollo
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kurwa mać!
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>>695099994

5x 9
DER FUHRER
ADOLF HITLER
SIEG HAIL O/
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>>695100167
rerolelelel
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Playing again
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>>695092403
Kamraden.
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My ancestors are rolling at me soldier, can you say the same?
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Roll!
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reroll cause of 7
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>>695092403
Rollans
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Roll
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Please done be a jew. Please don't be a jew. Please don't be a jew.
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>>695092403
rollin
>>
rollin'
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