HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!
By order of der Führer, hand over your papers!
Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.
Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Höss. Glory to Deutschland!
1488 - Der Führer's very own mustache in it's glorious entirety.
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Führer's Fräulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
x5 - Der Führer Adolf Hitler himself, leader of Nazi Germany. Glory to Deutschland!
>>695092403
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>>695092403
sieg heil
>>695092704
well shit rerolling
rell
>>695092704
>>695092884
two jews to start this thread.
also roll.
>>695092884
rerell
>>695093023
ded
rollerino
I'm just a simple farmer, I swear!
>>695092403
Rollitos
Name: B.J. Blazkowicz
Roll
>>695092403
Roll
>>695093255
Uh Oh! They suspect me, better not let them find me out.
Sieg fucking heil
>>695092403
fuck it rolling mein fuhrur
>>695092449
>>695093364
I guess wolfenstein isn't canon anymore
>>695092403
Here they are, mein Kamarad.
arf arf
>>695093426
Damn these Jerry bastards! I guess I'll just have to wait on our brave fighting men.
Eh b0ss heil hitler man
>>695093580
Fuck reroll
>>695092449
no just gay
>>695093661
Re roll
>>695092403
cool
Rölliń
>>695092403
HEIL HITLER
Roll
>>695093739
I live guis
>>695093642
Looks like I'm out of this one. Cheerio, God save the King, and whatnot.
>>695093767
Rerölling
>>695092403
Roll fur Schutzstaffel!
>>695092403
Rollerinus
>>695093787
rolle
Rolling for this
Pliss hitler
Sieg Heil meine Kameraden
Roll
>>695093977
Reroll
>>695092403
Jawohl, kameraden!
Rollllll
>>695093931
rollin again
>>695094101
Die Nazi scum
>>695092403
Dice
Rôlling m8s
>>695094164
SHIT
Zeig?
>>695094231
Reroll or death
>>695094227
Re-dice
>>695092403
Ein Reich, Ein Volk, Ein Führer o/ !
>>695094339
Fag this shit
Beep Boop let's see what's soup.
Rolling my way to Auschwitz
Let's Get rolling
Rollerino
>>695092403
NOT A JEW NOT A JEW HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG
rowl
Rollan
roll
>>695092403
Rollidoli-os
>>695094590
Rerollarino
BOW DOWN JEWS
>>695094612
Heil! Ze Fourth Reich!
Roool
plz no
>>695092403
roll
Räwl
>>695092403
roll
>>695094851
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
>>695092403
roll
Roll
>>695095077
*cleans shit from pants*
>>695092403
Lasst mich durch, ich habe keine Zeit.
Heil!
vuttin do you mean?
Hier,meine Papiere.
Sig heil
Ich verstesteche nicht herr Hauptmann!
>>695094633
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>>hail !
Rolls
Reeeeoll
Hail Rollerfagger
rollen
roll
Lol, roll
seig roll
Roll
Das Rollin
>>695092403
panzerkampfwagen blitzkrieg achtung
>>695092403
Roll
>>695095544
HEIL I LIVE AND GET TO GAS JUDEN
all hail me
>>695095729
damn
Reroll
Rollllo
No
Hey, na?
>>695092403
Its me
>>695095677
Retooling due to paper loss
Roll
I am Commendant Rudolf Höss. Let me pass!
>>695095974
Reroll
das boot!
lololroll
>>695096027
Well, at least I'm not dead.
>>695095720
Rolling for escape form asylum!
U-57Roll
>>695095933
Reroll
Deutschland über alles!
>>695092403
x5 get
SS confirmed
>>695092403
P-p-p-papers ... please
Sieg Heil, meine Landsleute. Mein Führer kann uns zu einem besseren Leben führen!
roll
>>695096393
>>695096270
reroll, i broke out
>>695092403
rollerino
>>695096384
>Sieg Heil, meine Landsleute. Mein Führer kann uns zu einem besseren Leben führen!
UMTURZ IN DEUTSCHLAND! JETZT! SOFORT!
>>695092403
rawlin
reroll
Roll
Rolling
Würfel
>>695096564
FUCK. rerawlin
>>695092403
Gott schütze!
>>695096646
FUCK
rollein
Ich rolle
>>695092403
...
Roleski
>>695092403
roll
>>695096834
Fuck
>>695096797
My papers! Reroll.
Sieg hail
Roll
>>695092403
shit re-roll
jewroll
Rollin on dubs
>>695092403
Her em biyz
>>695092403
Heil Hitler!
Heil hitler
>>695096973
re-roll
>>695096900
Damn it, I'm blondie!
Sieg heil!!!
>>695096977
Spy roll
>>695097011
14/88
>>695096384
Reroll
Anything but Jüden get
>>695097020
Reroll
I'm not a Jew.
Lass mich durch!
death to all juice
>>695097179
>>695097279
Lovers till the end
Roll for der führer
>>695097129
>>695097179
>>695097279
3 fags in a row.
Roll for the fuhrer!
I wasn't here for like a week, but I'm happy you included my idea for Adolf's mustache. You just made my night anon.
>>695092403
Heil Roll
roll
Here are za papers
>>695097515
Es tut mir leid, herr Sturmbannfuhrer
>>695092403
Im not the jew youre looking for
Rull
Guten Tag Herr Sturmbandführer.
heil roller
Sieg heil
>>695096729
>>695096742
>>695096755
>>695097977
spy roll
Roll
>>695092403
rollein
Glory to Deutschland!
HEIL FURHER
roll
>>695097961
RÜCKZUG!
>>695092403
Roll
uhh
oktoberfest...
autobahn...
ja
>>695098070
I guess not.
>>695092403
Sieg Heil
Good day to you guards, no Jews here
roll
Roll for the fatherland
>>695098281
reroll
>>695092403
rollo
>>695098314
JUDEN
>>695098070
You're not, don't worry.
>>695098311
reroll
Roll
>>695098387
rerollo
>>695098310
Allright! Three 0's in a row!
>>695098451
Kill me, Nazis. My resistance members left me alone to take you all down by myself. Fuck Polish fighters.
>>695092449
Faggoooot
>>695098480
Wtf...
HELL SEGER
>>695092403
Rolling for Gestapo
>>695098480
Holy shit! 4!
>>695098410
Pls
Oh shit! Waddup das Kontrollpunkt soldaten? Kek
>>695092403
rollllll
>>695098657
Fuck! Rolling.
ez
This is a fun one
Roll, HEIL HITLER
Rollin
>>695098707
Das ist me du dumbhunden!
Roll
Bring it on Nazis
>>695098874 Lets get outta auswitchz
reroll bitches
There is nothing wrong with being a Jew.
>>695092403
rollerino
Würfeln
>>695099130
rerolling for sanity
Roll
Guten Tag Herr Schneider
>>695099167
Re-roll
>>695092403
Rolly polly
>>695099324
Shalom
>>695099310
Re roll
Los gehts
Hitler did something wrong
>>695099488
SIEG HEIL
>>695092403
Rollerish
>>695092403
Malzanteil und die Jungs haben bestimmt noch warme Sachen über die Bühne bringen und dann mit dem Bus an der Wohnung treffen.
>>695092403
Rolle
SIEG FUCKING HEIL
>>695092403
I am and have always been faithful to the regimen
:^)
its piss its sick its revolting its insulting
rolllll
>>695099630
Rerollish
>>695092403
NEIN
Roll
>>695099689
Son of a fucking bitch.
Roll
>>695099488
Glory to Deutschland! Rudolf Höss Kommandant of Auschwitz!
Sieg Hail o/
roll,
>>695099880
reroll better gtfo
>>695099782
Rererollish>>695099782
Hitler smiles down upon all his children
>>695092403
roll
ROLLYMCROLL
4 get
roll
I did nothing wrong
>>695099994
X3 reroll
>>695099634
Juden rollen und ich habe auf der Suche nach einem neuen Termin für die schnelle Rückmeldung geben.
>>695099997
so close
>>695092403
rollelelel
>>695092403
SEIG HEIL MIEN FURHUR
GERMANY UBER ALLIS!
Rollo
kurwa mać!
>>695099994
5x 9
DER FUHRER
ADOLF HITLER
SIEG HAIL O/
>>695100167
rerolelelel
Playing again
>>695092403
Kamraden.
My ancestors are rolling at me soldier, can you say the same?
Roll!
reroll cause of 7
>>695092403
Rollans
Roll
Please done be a jew. Please don't be a jew. Please don't be a jew.
>>695092403
rollin
rollin'