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>Sexting thread If you roll dubs you must send a message saying

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>Sexting thread
If you roll dubs you must send a message saying "Why haven't we fucked yet?" to the last female you spoke to. If trips send to last female relative you spoke to
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>>695089262
Roll
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>>695089522
Fuck...
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>>695089522
Damn strong start also checked
Roll
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>don't you fucking lie to me
Who the fuck taught you how to pull, Bill Cosby?
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>>695089666
Fuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkkk!!!!!! Do I have to do both now???
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>>695089666
SATANIC COUSIN FUCKING WINRAR
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Lmao
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>>695089262
rollin
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>>695089728
Really didn't want to fuck this bitch. Not only was she a whale, she was weird as fuck. As you can see from the whole banana thing
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>>695090224
You're gay af bro. "Eeewwwwy. Shes took fat!!!" (In gay girly voice)
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>>695090515
I'm gay for not wanting to get in involved with a girl I wasn't attracted to physically or mentally?
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>>695089262
roll
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>>695091101
re-roll
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>>695091151
fuuuuuuuu
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>>695091197
Check
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>>695089262
What if I'm gay?
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>>695089522
>>695089666
Hahaha oh wow
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Roll
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Stroll
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Rawl
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>>695089522
>>695089666
>>695089781
Deliver faggot
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I don't have much to lose
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>>695090869
You're gay for not fucking a pussy that is basically being served to you.
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Rolleroni
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>>695091446
Rerollin
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>>695091815
It's not gonna happen, so...
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roll
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Rolll
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>>695091899
it will
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I only know one female which is my mom and I'm not doing it to her even for quints
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Rollerino
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>>695092433
delivar
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>>695092433
Ween rare
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Roll
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>>695092150
You don't seem to get it, do you? I'm that anon and I'm telling you it's not gonna happen... So suck a dick.
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roll
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>>695092609
But you got three fucking wins, if you weren't planning on doing then why post?
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All faggots with dubs you better delivar. I'm waiting for reply then posting.
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this is now a gets thread
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>>695091817
>disgusting land whale wants to fuck

YOU HAVE TO DO IT OR YOU'RE GAY BRO DUDE GUY
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>>695092609

then why are you on here if you're not going to follow the rules?

you rolled. you got dubs. do it or leave
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Rolling
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Roll
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Rock and roll
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Roll
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Roll
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Roll
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>>695093782
Reroll for keks
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Rollerino
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>>695092787
Actually it was just two.
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>>695092433
Delivering
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>>695093156
Don't hide you sissy fagotty mentality. Soon you'll be shoving dicks up your ass.
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>>695089262
I already fucked the last two girls i spoke to. Sorry.
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>>695093978
3
>>695091899
>>695089666
>>695089522
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>>695094048
you know what you have to do
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lets see here
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rawl
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roll
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>>695089262
ROCK AND ROLL BABBYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>695094388
I hope you know what to do too
>checked
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>>695094281
This
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Rolling again.
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role
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>>695092066
Wew lad.
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Rolling
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>>695094703
Fucking weeb.
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>>695094703
B E T A W E E B
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Last roll.
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dubbelcheck for safety...
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roll
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>>695089262
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Roll
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GUYS YOU CAN DO IT WITHOUT ROLLING. JUST ROLLING IT MEANS YOU *HAVE* TO DO IT.
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Ballsack
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>>695094703
I thought weebos preferred industrially modified rests of dead trees representing images over women
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>>695089666
Hail satan.
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>>695095277
Das a wrinkly win
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>>695094544
there you go faggot
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>>695094388
>>695094544
My sides you guys
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>>695095464
Holy shit nice
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Roll?
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>>695095464
This has a surprising success rate...
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fuckin fakes....
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>>695095533
ITS NEVERENDING DO IT FAGGOT
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>>695095464
>something about the informations posted here not being legitimate
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>>695095533
>no u
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>>695089262
I won't do it even if I get dubs so whatever
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>>695095464
DECENT
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>>695095345
I don't even watch anime and never did.
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If some faggot replies to this with dubs I'll ask this fat bitch I know why we haven't fucked yet
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Shoot
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>>695095808
Then why fucking post
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>>695095955
Nigger
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>>695095955
You got dubs, now pay up bro
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>>695095955
He probably just gets off to two of the same numbers side by side
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>>695095942
rollerino for dubserino
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>>695095944
Deliver
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>>695095942
Dear god sauce
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>>695096123
Of by one kek
>>695096150
Don't have it, sorry
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>>695095942

keep rollin`
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>>695095944
Do it bro
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>>695089262
Well...
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>>695096250

keep re-rollin`
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Roll
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Lets roll
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>>695096146
Messaged her lets see when she replies
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Rolling and shit
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>>695095899
repeat question she's swerving dont be a pussy
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>>695095942

no luck
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>>695089262
Ok
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>>695096470
Nope
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Rolling
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>>695090515

>In gay girly voice

How fucking old are you
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>>695096398
>>695096258
>>695096146
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>>695096453
Did I blew it ;_;?
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>>695096746
yeah, but still keep trying m8
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>>695096746
Nawh you're doing great, please keep going
>fuckinkek
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>>695096746
Are you autistic?
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>>695096746
STOP typing like a fucking autist and just get to the point. fucking idiot holy shit.
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>>695095942
Roll
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>>695096746
You really don't know when to stop, do you.

Holy shit.
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Roll
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>>695096988

Show us how it's done.

>checked
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>>695095899
WEEEEBOOOO
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>>695096746
i think you can save it man
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>>695095942
Roll
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>>695096746
Ask her again
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>>695096988
Aww damn son, karma's a bitch
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>>695096746
who let you be this autistic?
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>>695096746
I failed you lads. Sorry.
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>>695096746
Nah you're sweet bruh, keep bringing up jerking to anime it seems to be working

>kekface
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>>695091817
You're a desperate neckbeard faggot, puke at the sight of a hambeast in it's natural habitat.
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>>695095942
Do it faggot
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>>695097735
>you should show me your tits to cheer me up
>why not?

Holy fuck dude
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Rollie
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>>695097735
Post her kik name, I'll get tits for you. Don't you worry my man.
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One roll
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Rollu
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>>695096746
yea pretty much
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>>695095942
i'll bite
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>>695089977
Good luck, mang
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>>695097735
Update us on your progress
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>>695098015
this please
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>>695092522
RIP
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>>695095942
here you go spidey
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Roll
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>>695097735
>otherwise id might off myself
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>>695098015
the softcore cuck.
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>>695089262
Roll
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>>695095667
well, that is my current gf so that'd make sense
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>>695095942
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I don't have the number of the last chick I talked too though
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>>695089262
Let's go
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>>695098799
Do it
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>>695095464
what in the actual?
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>>695098015
I already have her tits, wanted to fuck her tho...
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Roll
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>>695098969
Show us
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Give me de dubs
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>>695098015
hahahahahahahah
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Rollen
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>>695098969
You being that beta receiving tits? I doubt it. Prove it my man.
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Trips plez
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>>695099198
/thread
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>>695095533
Well I tried.
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>>695095942
boom
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>>695099478
Nice
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>>695099478
She's down, it's just that she's trying to tease you at this point. You're on the right path.
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>>695099478
>She finds you attractive
Act on that pronto
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>>695099478
if dubs tell her

"Everytime I spit on Derek's asshole and spread that butt around my cock I've been thinking of you."
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>>695099478
>I really wanna slay your pussy
lost
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>>695099478
YOU CAN DO IT FAGGOT!
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>>695097735
Post their Kik man, we'll finish what you started.
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>>695099777
DUDE TRIPS, FUCKING SEND IT>>695099478
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>>695099478
nigga you clearly need to keep going
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>>695099777
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>>695099777
Trips mah namek!!
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>>695099777
oh fuck
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oh god i'm scared
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>>695099478
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>>695099478
>>695099777
>>695099899
clearly the gods are sending you a message anon
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>>695100010
10 off, end your sad existence.
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>>695099295
There.
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>>695100177
MAH NIGGA TURNED IT AROUND
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>>695100177
>Brb masturbating hahaha
Oh god why
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>>695100177
>brb masterbating haha

Are you a real life beta?
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>>695089728
fucking lol
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>>695100177
Nice one anon. Good on you.
What's her Kik?
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>>695098509

>Earl Gumshirt
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>>695100177
Ayy nice anon
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>>695100177
Jesus fucking Christ dude.
You made us proud.
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Rolly roll
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i mean i can roll but the last person i texted was my wife so it's pretty much cheating
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>>695100177
>brb masturbating
Lost
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>>695089262
Roll!
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>>695100177
Gj homie. Proud of u haha.
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>>695089262
I don't know why I even roll since I wont go through with it anyway even if I get dubs/trips.
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>>695100177
if dubs tell her

"Everytime I spit on Derek's asshole and spread that butt around my cock I've been thinking of you."
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Roll
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>>695094703
Kek
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rolllling
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>>695099478
duuude you are defs gay if you think thats a failed attempt
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>>695100398
Text her mother.
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Good thread
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Roll
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>>695100755
Anon roll'd dubs so fuckin' do it bruh
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>>695095942
Roll.
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>>695095464
This is a repost and it's fake.

Nice try anon, now don't be a pussy and actually deliver.
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Roll
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>>695089262
Roll..
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>>695099777
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Rollin
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Check these
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>>695089262
Roll
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roll ftw
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>>695100398
>>695100755
Do it pussy
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>>695089262
Good game so far if that's really you OP

>>695089728
works sometimes. Depends on how much you can pull off that alpha thing.
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rolllllllllolololol
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Dubs
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>>695100177
So what's her fucking Kik
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Roll
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Heil
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>>695101069
I watched this episode last night holy fuck
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>>695100978
im sure it is
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Rolling
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Is it allowed to reroll? Or do rerolls not count?
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Rolling
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roll
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>>695101581
if u wanna do it so badly then just go ask them fag
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Roll
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>>695098799
>>695095942
game on niggah
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>>695101777
Noiiice
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>>695101777
shit son
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>>695101730
Woah. Sorry fucking faggot. With that logic nobody would be rolling. It's obvious that everybody wants it so they roll.
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>>695101777
HAPPY FEET
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>>695101777
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>>695101408
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>>695101777
the dubs nd trips in this thread are next level
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>>695094281
Yep, same
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Roll
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>>695099777
Lol I don't think I can go any further. The poor girl.
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Lets hope I get nothing
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>>695101492
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>>695089262
roll
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>>695102044
Do it nigger
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Didn't get dubs but did it anyway
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>>695102114
nigga this is your moment
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>>695102232
kek lmao
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>>695099478
Top fucking kek anon.
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>>695102232
Danked
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>>695101961
Everyone is anonymous so why the fuck would anyone care if you reroll? Just ask her you fucking beta faggot.
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>>695102232
Feelsbadman
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>>695102114
Why does she keep calling you sir?
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>>695102114
good work anon
if dubs tell her

"No, the joke is that you have never had a cock like mine plunder you down under m8"
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>>695094703
Maybe your friend naruto can help you out
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>>695102433
Do it
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>>695102433
OMFG I PULL IT OFF AGAIN!!!!
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rollllllll
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>>695099777
dubs then trips. Now he has to do it.
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>>695102114
"Do you remember my cock in you after I slipped you that roofie?"
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roll
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>>695101492
I am impressed...
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>>695102799
WINRAR
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>>695102232
HAAA
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>>695101777
Sorry. Was out playing some basketball
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>>695102114
why she call you sir?
seems like shes down though
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