s/fur
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
s/fur
>>694987379
>rathalos plate
You're a monster (hunter)!
Checking in.
I want to boop her nose.
>>694987454
Imposter!
>>694987502
You're not wrong.
>>694987506
I got mine out of a bet with my current boss, he didn't think I would do it.
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
Oh boy, that stout was over 13%. First pint is hitting me.
>>694987850
Ballsy.
>>694987896
We're getting weird
>>694987695
>>694987527
gonna do a big dump of mous in a second.
>>694988086
damn start carving, I guess.
>>694987926
That was the bet. He asked me what talents I had and I said I have incredible balance, can see objects with my eyes closed (sonarish) an I can play any string instrument. He didn't believe me but still handed me formal application. He then told me if I could prove him wrong the job was mine. I turned it in after riding into the store on a unicycle with a blind fold on playing the guitar. Ballsy af.
we need more navel piercings
>>694988413
That's killer, man. Also, pretty jelly of the sonar. Do you have to make the ping sound or is it just by way of other echoing noises?
>>694988616
When I was about 12 I decided I wanted to see what it was like to be blind. I basically walked around my house for hours until I began to hear all the creaks made when ever I would step on certain spots. I've been practicing it for a while and have really improved my skills, it's gotten to the point I can identify a person in my house by hearing how they breathe it freaky.
i like buggo
![f69902_4f6ec28af36aaadb340c994d072f871c[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PducxiV.jpg "f69902_4f6ec28af36aaadb340c994d072f871c[1].jpg")
>>694989210
You have good hearing. And probably some weird savant-thing going on. Very cool!
>>694989212
One picture a year and the guy still rakes it in.
Wonder when he'll get bored of "retirement" and do commissions again, but SFW only
bellies are for loveing
>>694989331
Well I used to get a lot of practice with my hearing because when I lived with my parents, my younger brother would try to sneak up on me and scare me. It got to the point that when he was at the bottom of the stairs (my room was upstairs) I could call him out because I will never forget that he always stepped in the third stair which made a loud creaking sound. It takes a lot of time, I could honestly say I've put on around 50-60 hours into this skill.
>>694989795
That is fairly awesome.
And here I am just proud of the fact that it takes little effort for me to learn how to play any instrument passably. You've taken it to a master level.
