Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive tarot readings from me.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name for a fortune cookie, courtesy of the junior shrine maidens.
>Patience and love!
>Hang around if you GET and remind me if I miss you; it may take a while depending on how many requests I have.
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
>>694986365
>>694986365
it's midday, im bored raymoo what do
I want butts in my future but this thread isn't looking all too lucky already.
standing by to hand out fortune cookies
>>694986674
cheef give me a cookie you cripple
>>694986674
With a new uniform too.
I'm on standby to your standby. If you duck out to play FFXIV, I've got it.
>>694986365
Hi ReiRei, did you get some sleep?
>>694986572
Hi as well, Marisa!
>>694986674
I want cookie too!
-J
>>694986572
Hi Marisa!
>>694986601
Take a salt tablet!
>>694986668
An official moon greeting to you!
>>694986852
I did, for about 5 hours and then a nap a little while ago.
>>694986674
>>694986796
It's so nice to have junior shrine maidens. Thanks for all your help guys!
>>694986931
That's a shrine butt
>>694986931
>>694987139
>Take a salt tablet!
You've been watching too much King of the Hill.
Also Chief told me we get a percentage of the tips.
>>694986736
GODDAMN IT IM NOT A CRIPPLE HERES YOUR FORTUNE YOU GODDAMN TROLL TERRORIST
>Troll terrorist ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Silver", "9".
>>694986796
i need to do my weekly raid but i can wait to do that
>>694986852
>J has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Violet", "76".
normal luck for you
>>694987139
no problem
Hello, everyone.
>>694987422
thanks cheef, you troll terrorist
>>694986931
what does a salt tablet do
Hello.
>>694987422
>FFXIV
Are you a cute catgirl, Chief?~
>>694986852
Hoi hoi~
>>694986931
Hello hun <3
>>694987623
First time we share thread since you've come back!!
Please read my fortune!
>>694987920
Please read my fortune!!
>>694987727
I dunno. Seriously though, just hang out with us for a while!
>>694987920
It looks bad.
Reimu, In need of a near future (week-month) reading.
And a fortune cookie if possible.
Haven't been here in a while.
-N
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that?
You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.
>>694987285
Oh yay, someone got it!
>>694988078
okie raymoo i'll cheelout for a bit
i found chips as well so woo
>>694988103
Reroll for get
Praise the sun
-N
>>694987623
Moonbunbun! How you doing?
>>694987920
You need a GET for a reading, or maybe Reimu makes a reading anyway. You need to give a name for a cookie and a question for the cards if you want a tarot reading.
>>694987834
Yo!
>>694988150
gud meme kudos to u m8
-J
>>694987836
>>694987623
First time I've seen you both in a thread since I started posting.
>>694988257
Well damn that's something
>>694988235
Rolling again
>>694988207
What kind?
>>694987285
Also you might if we got any, but I wouldn't hold my breath.
>>694987623
hi reisen
>>694987662
IM NOT A GODDAMN TROLL TERRORIST
>>694987834
nope, dragon/demongirl. was a human before heavensward came out
>>694988385
No gets so I'll chill for now
-N
>>694988501
Sorry. Better luck on the next one!
>>694988759
>>694988591
>>694988459
>>694988257
>>694988257
>>694987990
>>694987901
>don't open the thumbnail
>crisis averted
>>694987792
Hai
>>694987836
Ah..? Really?
>>694987901
O...kay?
>>694988316
Eh.. I'm here, right?
>>694988379
Heh.. Real landmark, then.
>>694988428
Hai~
>>694988408
salt and vinegar!
>>694988985
Yum.. wish I had some of those right now.
>>694988316
Heya J!
Feels like it's been awhile~
How's the weather?
>>694988428
Second best race, huh. Not bad~
She acute
>>694988910
H-hello. ;_;
>>694986365
How can I die without leaving a body so everyone thinks I just ran away?
>>694988695
With your blessing of luck I'll roll again. Praise the get.
>>694989301
Damn...
>>694989154
It's cold, my hands are cold as usual too, so that's good.
-J (Check' em)
>>694989268
Uhh... lava..?
Seriously though, don't kill yourself. It's not like it would hurt any less that you ran away for no apparent reason. People would wonder. People would search. People would cry.
>>694989377
checked
>>694989471
ReiRei, these dubs>>694989377 for this anon.>>694989301
-J
>>694988379
First thread since the begining of mankind we've ever spoken again.. are you trying to avoid me or something??
Humm~?!
>>694988910
Mhm, like the evil dawn mentioned!
I shudder just to utter her name... anyways we've missed eachother for like around three weeks in the threads!
>>694989471
Lava is extremely painful.. i wouldn't suggest that.. but it gets the job done though.
>>694989154
thanks, yours is cute too. and the only thing i dont like about them is their horns stick out of pretty much every helmet
>>694989102
yeah they're yum!
>>694989777
trips faggots
>>694989471
They will wonder regardless. They will search regardless. They will cry regardless. They will cry less if they think I ran off, though. They would continue with their lives thinking "he finally got tired of it all and ran away to start fresh." It's a thought I've already alluded to.
Barring easy access to lava, is there any other way to not leave a body? I'm so tired...
>>694989777
checked
>>694989882
And why not instead of pretending to run away actually running away?
-J
>>694989377
Yikes.
Also, checked~
>>694989704
Thanks~
Yeah, that armour/helmet looks nice, but I have to agree with you, those horns sticking out are kinda off putting.
Good thing you can just hide your helmet!
>>694990083
That's even more worked than continuing as I am now. I just want to rest, already.
>>694989649
Thank you very much <3
Reimu, cashing tbose dubs for this post when you can get to it.
>>694988103
>>694988103
>>694988103
>>694990100
No Flan!
That's lewd!
>>694989777
double checked
>>694990317
>Implying erasing yourself out of existance is easy.
Anyway, what are you afraid about? Dying? Running away? Failure? Risks? What is it anon? Talk to us.
-J
>>694988910
It's some landmark, alright.
>>694989651
Actively, even.
I-I'm not evil! Wait, if there is an evil Dawn, does that mean there is a good Dawn too?
>>694988103
shit didnt even notice the fortune cookie request
>N has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "White", "81".
good luck for you ninja
>>694990200
they look even more off putting on cecil's helmet
>>694989301
You got a donation so here goes!
>1 week
>Eight of Cups
You're going to find yourself turning away from something established in the past, in order to facilitate newer and deeper things.
>Interim
>The Hermit
This time will be best spent reflecting on your circumstances during the transition period. You'll have to utilize your resources carefully and seek wisdom and guidance.
>Month
>The Emperor (Reversed)
Friends or colleagues will be revealed to be manipulating you in some way. If you're not careful, you'll lose some sort of authority or credibility you had.
friendly reminder
also meow
-meowbot
>>694989154
Remirmeiri is an interesting name
>>694989651
I see, I see.. Well, then let's just be glad that's over now.
>>694986365
Hey anon. I just think that i need more friends, you know, man ?
>>694990578
>implying it's not
Dying is the easiest thing in the world. Everyone does it eventually. I just want to go sooner.
What do you mean "what are you afraid about?" I'm not afraid of anything, I'm just so fucking tired. There's nothing to talk about beyond that.
I came to this thread looking for advice. OP asked "is anything troubling you?". What's troubling me is how I can die without leaving a body. It's that simple. Please help me.
so uh
why is this guy posting toddlers or something
-meowbot
>>694991120
Plenty of friends to be found here! But if you'd prefer the physical kind, meetup.com is a good place to find group activities near you. There are tons of interests represented there, so I'm sure you can find one you're into!
>>694991252
no one knows
>>694990623
E~Evil!
Shun shun~!
>>694991120
I can be your friend anon. We are going to be best friends, right? Right?
>>694991193
You seem tired indeed, maybe about yourself, or your current life, again, why not actually running away? Making a new life and all that, starting from zero. Also, elaborate, why do you feel so tired?
-J (Anyway, this is a friendly enviroment so relax)
>>694990624
Thanks!
>>694990649
Thank you!!
>>694991252
I'm just as confused as you are
-N
>>694991452
well fuck
-meowbot
I wrote a poem for you shitty weebs.
Baka baka bleak dispair
Neko neko everywhere.
Darkness fills the world with wai
Heart of pain is so kawaii.
Soul of anguish on chibi wings
Genki genki evil things.
Tormented heart oh so sugoi
Crushed beneath the dark yaoi.
Neko neko everywhere
Baka baka bleak dispair.
>>694990624
Heheh. That's just silly~
Say, is the max level still 60? What about the highest ilevel too? I stopped playing awhile ago, I remember it being something like 210.
>>694990834
I-i was just tapping 'R''E''M' and 'I'
>>694991582
not everyone here's a weeb calm down
i'm not a weeb
-meowbot
>>694991582
That is actually somewhat mildly decent... i guess? Practice more and i bet you will make people cry with your poems, wether be it because of the humiliation or the gracefulness of it.
>>694991802
... weeb
-J
>>694991582
The rhythm and rhyme sorta fucks up on the 9th verse.
>>694991582
Did you really write that?
That's pretty okay, anon.
>>694991898
fuck you
weeb
-meowbot
>>694991456
*reverse shuns*
>>694991641
Hehehe.. I see~ That makes sense, ufufu.
>>694991911
Yeah, 0/10. Is this what all earth poetry is like?
>>694992006
no
also
i want to hunt a moon bunny
-meowbot
>>694991553
I'm just tired of living. There's no way to simplify it more than that. I could go on and list all the individual things I'm tired of, but what is that gonna do, other than you try to give me some generic "it's not that bad", "it will get better", "hang in there" bullshit that I've heard a million times before. Hell, one of the many things I'm tired of is people trying to convince me to keep going despite being so fucking tired.
Actually running away and starting from zero would be even more tiring. I just want to rest and minimize the pain to others from doing so as much as I can. Is that so much to ask?
>>694992006
Not really. Try this one for example:
"Need us a liter of liquor but niggas ain't got shit
With a sawed-off pump, chrome .38 pistol
Now who ready to get bent?
Nigga like me fiending for them green leaves
But I ain't had no dough
Gotta make some money, so
I'm making my dummy rocks if I go broke"
>>694991582
Sugoi and Yaoi don't rhyme. A-, otherwise pretty gewd.
Hello!
dihekjdhnqjwklkedlq
>>694986365
I just need a quality blow job... Can you help with that?
>>694986365
I'm into scat hentai. Is there still hope for me?
>>694992218
Now that's where you're wrong, life is awful, a piece of shit, and most of the time, not really worth living it, but honestly, i feel like suicide is the way of the coward, i mean, if life is so cruel, and no one asked being born, why not giving it a fuck you? Say, do you hate yourself?
-J
>>694992452
Hi there! I like how happy I look in this one.
>>694991456
Just for you, Marisa.
>>694992003
Are you having fun?
>>694992199
What why?
>>694992218
God, I know that feel. But I still have to tell you that you shouldn't do it. I hope you don't do it. Because it *could* get better. Not, "It will" but it could. And killing yourself is throwing the very chance of that away.
>>694992336
I am not a fan of this rhyming scheme at all!
>>694992544
Craigslist.
>>694992579
Seek help.
>>694991641
yeah max level is still 60 and the highest ilevel is 240 or at least thats the highest on the upgraded lore tomestones
>>694992579
no
let the imperial fucks purge you
-meowbot
>>694992544
I'm probably too far away.
>>694992579
Well yeah, it's not like that means anything really. Maybe don't bring it up to anyone in real life, but what does it really hurt?
>>694992736
because hunting bunnies is fun
-meowbot
>>694992597
Like I give a flying fuck if you consider me a coward or not.
>Say, do you hate yourself?
No, I don't hate myself, I'M FUCKING TIRED. How many times to I have to repeat myself?
Let's put it like this, then; I'm going to fucking die, soon, regardless of circumstances or whether or not I can self dispose of my body. I'm not so petty as to wish that pain on the few people left who care about me (or rather, care about what benefit I can be to them). So I'm looking for a way that my body won't be discovered. Please, just fucking help me.
>>694992736
>Because it *could* get better.
I don't give a fuck at this point if it gets better. I don't want things to get better, I want to rest.
>>694993002
You're right. It will be okay as long as I keep it to myself.
Thanks!
>>694993004
You'll be the one getting hunted, though. You're nothing more than a puny earthling who may or may not be a robot replica of a meowth. Which means I can get >>694992678 to just catch you for me. Easy peasy.
>>694992736
If you didn't want help, you wouldn't be posting here, telling us this.
>>694986365
Can I see your armpit hair?
>>694993099
Go into the fucking woods, kill yourself there and let the nature take care of the rest.
If you're going to die anyway then why hiding it? You're a coward, shoot yourself, jump head first off of a building, walk into the highway, swallow antidepressant's. You're bringing pain to anyone that was around you anyway.
Coward.
-J
>>694992006
Wh-What are you doing? shes the evil one and not me!
Aauu...
>>694992678
Okay.. maybe you're not *that* evil after all..
>>694992736
How am I supposed to live with all these cuts...
>>694993325
No problem.
>>694993099
>>694993228
Ever watch Breaking Bad?
I would like a tarot reading, please.
Dubs get.
>>694993653
I don't have any, sorry.
>>694993524
i'm not a meowth
also
judging by the pic i'll call you chalk shooter
-meowbot
>>694993655 for >>694993807
Ask a question to the cards.
-J
>>694993888
That's unfortunate.
Can you show me something lewd? I need some fap material.
>>694993655
Why hide it? Because I don't want my last thoughts to be regretting the pain I'll cause those few when they find out the person they looked up to and depended on killed himself. They would be less hurt if they thought I just said "fuck it, I'm out" and ran off.
It's about minimizing the pain for them. As for going into the woods? Not a guarantee. People find bodies and remains in the woods all the time. I've considered it, but the odds aren't in my favor for success with that route.
Hey everyone. How's it going?
~MikanBox
>>694993524
I think I can handle it, leave it to me!
>>694994040
What else do you like?
>>694992656
Yeah. What's up Raymoo?
*Damn it, i got up from my eternal sleep just now! Is there even still someone here?*
>>694994284
nope everyone went home
>>694994284
nah
all dead
-meowbot
>>694993791
Yes, I've seen Breaking Bad. That was a man who was going to die whether he wanted to or not, and worked hard to make money for his family and experience being bad like he hasn't before.
I'm no chemist, I don't have that kind of motivation any more, and I'm not being forced into dying against my will.
Please, PLEASE just... help me brainstorm a way to not leave a body? Give me at least this little bit of mercy, won't you?
>>694994129
Heya MikanBox~ New name, huh?
I'm pretty good, yourself?
>>694994208
>lactating again
God damn it, I don't do that!
Anyway, not much besides what you see here. I've had a headache for the last few hours and I'm in a little bit of a sour mood, but I'm hoping this will cheer me up a bit.
>>694994094
The last thing going through your head would likely be a bullet, and if you got people depending on you, you're even worse, honestly, if you have people that want you around and you're asking advice on these kind of things, you're disgusting.
Coward.
-J
>>694994208
IT'S RAINING
-meowbot
>>694993970
What does my future hold?
>>694994200
Butts.
I love butts.
>>694994491
The reason I'm asking is because the solution was on the show.
Hydrofluoric acid. I guess if you're dead set on it, that'd be the way to go.
i hate my life
any adive
>>694994550
I am well. I'm just listening to music right now.
>>694993791
I'm sorry...!
>>694993727
No one is evil~ Except me.
>>694993891
what
>>694994172
Thank you~
>>694994723
>>694994491
Tch.
>>694994679
Not to me, silly anon, to her >>694994551
>>694994723
Well, it's not like he could chop himself into pieces and then get rid of the waste afterwards though.
-J
>>694994208
>lactating
this is just reinforcing what i got from here
>>694994129
fine
but IT'S FUCKING COLD IN HERE
-a freezing meowbot
>>694994857
Don't you think we'd need to know more than that?
>>694994857
fuck, failed to review before posting
>>694994890
look at the bullets
-meowbot
>>694994551
Oh, I hope you get well soon!
>Moar lactating
>>694994645
>The last thing going through your head would likely be a bullet
simply shooting myself would leave a body, so no. When I say people depending on me, I'm not talking kids or people I'm even supposed to be obligated to, I'm talking about leeches. They take and give nothing in return. They only want me around for what I can do to make their lives easier, despite having the ability to get it on their own.
Fuck you for thinking you know a god damn thing about me or my circumstances, you presumptuous bitch. If you think I'm so disgusting, then fucking help me so I can be gone sooner.
>>694994857
Shave regularly, clean your face with baby tissues (those wet ones) get a haircut, look at a mirror and think, "Fuck, i look good today".
Repeat until you feel with higher selfsteem.
-J
>>694994359
*Are you Doc Gold ore the person that uses Chief as an avatar?*
>>694994426
*At firts i thought you were Sweet Roll, i was going ro call you a pastel burnt so much, anyway are you already in the Steam group?*
>>694994679
>The Blasted Tower
Representing the mythical tower that was destroyed by Heaven. A cataclysmic change is coming to your life, but it will ultimately be for the greater good.
>Ace of Swords
Triumph, victory, a new beginning.
>Eight of Pentacles
he use of one's skills and personal interests to rewarding and profitable ends. Reaping the fruits of one's labour.
>>694993727
And here I was going to show another glare. Oh well~
>>694994129
Box!
>>694994723
Hydroflouric acid, of course. I'll look into that, then. Thank you, I appreciate it very much. You've saved a few people some unnecessary grief.
>>694994941
It's fucking sweltering hot here.
>>694995318
Hey!
>>694995102
Ok, so, how do you expect me to understand why the fuck do you feel like shit when all the replies you give are "I wanna die, i don't care, bohoo".
I don't see the point, if you think they're leeches then why caring about what they think?
-J
>>694995097
>
>>694995240
doc signs his post and posts with a purple spartan, im chief
>>694995038
You just admitted they're bullets! Not pieces of glowing chalk. Silly.
>>694995401
Good luck waking from your despair.
>>694994491
Hmm, how about finding(paying?) someone to bury you after you off yourself in the woods.
Not sure if any of us are experts on dying though, seeing how we're all alive.
>>694994877
Checked.
Yuh, same.
Come join us next time we play OJ~
>>694994890
If you're evil then i'm the devil!
>>694995318
W-What can i say? i'm weak to glares..
>>694995240
no
me and doc are friends, but i don't want to create a steam account and he warns me through skype. he kinda got me in the threads.
-meowbot
>>694995539
but they look like chalk.
-meowbot
>>694994941
>>11111111111
>>694995856
>i don't want to create a steam account
Eehh? Any reason for that?
>>694996013
what
-meowbot
>>694996073
i just don't want to.
-meowbot
>>694995701
Yeah, right. I make you look like a devout christian.
>>694995856
>>694995923
You should sign your posts, "Meowth, thats right!"
>>694994917
Oh, it won't work on a whole body? Well, shit. I dunno. I don't spend much time thinking about ways to dispose of corpses, so that's the only thing that came to mind.
>>694995097
Thank you.
>>694995461
>Ok, so, how do you expect me to understand why the fuck do you feel like shit
I DON'T fucking expect you to understand shit, I expected advice on how not to leave a body.
Also, only sociopaths are able to so easily decide whether they care about someone or not. You can't turn your feelings off like a switch. Sometimes you end up caring for someone before you realize how they are. Sometimes people change from decent individuals into dependent pieces of shit long after you've already established the connection. I'm trying to spare them grief because I'm not as selfish as they are, and don't want to stoop to their level.
Doesn't matter, I already got an idea of how to go about it. No thanks to you, of course, since you would rather stay on your high horse than help a guy with a simple dying request.
>>694991802
>>694991898
>>694991911
>>694991967
>>694992363
>>694991582
Im back. This poem is for those of you who enjoy tags.
flat_chest
paizuri
tongue_out
yuru_yuri
navel
flower
kneehighs
swimsuit
surprise
pac-man_eyes
potted_plant
purple_ribbon
couch
twins
tribadism
>>694996192
fuck's sake
I'M NOT A MEOWTH
[angry cat noises]
-meowbot
in too deep. Can't get out. Career falling apart.
>>694994551
You need a healthy doseage of cute anime girls doing cute things, maybe!
>>694996295
Sociopaths AND psychopaths, they're not interchangeable
>>694996382
How is it falling apart? Let's talk, anon.
>>694996184
W-well alright.
>>694996295
>I already got an idea
Oh, what's your idea, anon?
>>694996304
Weew, nice one!
>>694996582
i did some shitty things, and now they may be catching up to me.
trying to be vague because I know some co workers browse 4chan.
>>694996304
>twins
>tribadism
Well, I wasn't sure about it at first but the ending sold me.
>>694996469
That's the idea! Do something cute for me!
>>694995533
*Right, after a month i finally got the difference, don't know why but i always missed this detail.*
>>694995701
*Hi Marisa, sorry if i didn't keep in touch for all this time but i was on a vacation.*
>>694995856
*Pretty much >>694996073
what Remilia asked, also hi Remilia.*
>>694996213
It would, but he would need a plastic container big enough to fit a body, and it leaves residues, of the flesh and all that.
>>694996295
I don't know what to wish you, wether for you to succed and die, or fail.
Also you hint a superiority complex, and trusth me, it is easy to leave people behind or forget about them, you're dying afterall, anyway, you got your advice, not thanks to me indeed, if it makes you feel better you did a great job fucking up my mood, congrats!
I guess it's a goodbye then, so, goodbye anon.
You coward.
-J
>>694996943
read what i replied to her
-meowbot
>>694996192
Please, you're cute glares only excited me further!
A muunbunny like you doesn't even hold a candle to how horrifyingly evil humans can be!
>>694996943
I've been sick with an ear infection so even if you were home i wasn't up to snuff to answer..
>>694996366
Uuuuh, yes you are?
>>694996295
Good luck on surviving your own stupidity.
>>694996995
Mine too. And I agree with you wholeheartedly.
>>694997135
Wha! But look how big my bullets are.
>>694996917
I-I don't know how to do anything cute.. Au au.
>>694996943
You never kept in touch with me either! Don't forget we still have to play golf with Kotori.
>>694997285
I'M NOT A GODDAMN MEOWTH
[earrape cat noises]
-angry and freezing meowbot
>>694996995
The only cowards are those who refuse to realize life can be awful to some, just so that their own precious little mood isn't tainted.
I find it adorable to see people like you crying about cowardice when speaking of suicide-- some people are cursed ever since they're born to roam this Earth alone, in despair.
Were life to be fair, I would agree with you on the cowardice of suicide. It isn't, however-- some of us are born poor, others are born without parents, or in an awful environment. Some of us end up being unable to form meaningful relationships with other human beings, and this isolation harms not only our bodies, but also our brains and their cognitive capacities.
You understand absolutely nothing.
>>694996810
What kind of catching up? Prison time?
>>694997434
You seem to be doing a good job of it to me!
>>694996943
Hiya Asterisk~
How's the weather?
>>694997434
Posting those cutie images, along with that s-stuttering and auing is pretty cute~
Hello Raymo, you don't know me but i think i already see you posting before, tbh i fapped for some type of role play thread.
I'm here just to read you posts.
>>694997516
You're too easy to defeat. Heh... Try again in another hundred thousand years, ufufu~
>>694997285
I've shot myself with enough small caliber bullets to gain an immunity to larger ones! yours does not scare me~
>>694995594
You got it.
>>694996192
>>694997135
You both are intimidating. I respect that.
>>694997516
Don't destroy my ears please.
>>694998001
You think you can beat me!?
>>694997589
no, nothing that serious. Main thing i've done is take tips for myself. Tips are typically pooled and things are done with them as a group, but I rarely ever get to go to those things, so i've been taking some of the tips for myself.
Not just pocketing the ones that go to me (I rarely ever interact with customers), but taking them out of the pool.
I was confronted about this today. I played it off (i think) pretty good, but it's just one of the things that is going wrong in my life right now that it all just feels so destructive.
I feel like the only thing I have right now is my best friend, who is half way across the country, and I might even be fucking that up for another reason.
IDK. My life just seems like a mess right now, i don't really know what to do..
>>694998001
just you goddamn wait, slut.
>hides in /bin/
-meowbot
>>694994955
i'm 21, grew up in jersey my whole life until i was 18, then moved to north carolina. i'm a loser, didn't pass high school, dropped out 11th grade on the first day (i got my GED immediately with great scores, but hey it's still shit). last year (june 6th) i went back to jersey to work the summer with my 3 friends at a summer restaurant on lbi, was a blast, my friends and i all had a blast working together at a restaurant, but summer ends, and i ended up coming back before thanksgiving. did nothing, dad raged, said because no diploma that i couldn't join the branches of military i wanted to. then feb 24th i started working for ALDI's (walked to back from it pretty much everyday which takes 15 minutes each) and i love it but my boss is, and it really is accurate, always PMSing. i own a 2006 Mitsubishi eclipse with a new engine and ac, but i don't have a license, i've driven the car once around my apartment complex, but since it was a manual i was literally shaking, the seat is melded all the way back (previous owner must have been a big guy(for you)) and i'm a manlet (5'9). the car isn't insured and i have no permit, i bought the car june 6th. i kinda have no clue what to do, my dad says he'll do it all for me so long as i pay (of course) but it's like, i'm kinda banking on going all in with this company job and eventually running my own store, i let them take 5% of my paycheck and put it into my 401k (if i'm still doing it next year they go dollar for dollar) but my boss (store runner) is just kind of a bitch. idk man, i've always wanted to die, just never really to kill myself, every day i walk on the road to work i wish a could would take me out.
>>694997935
>tfw an anon will never come to these threads just to read your posts.
Why live.
>>694997630
Iii think your time would be better served watching a cute anime instead! Like Non Non Biyori!
>>694997812
You're bullying me even outside of 100% OJ..Hmph hmph.
>>694997135
*You got it before or after the last sunday? It may not sound important but it is.*
>>694997434
*Right, i've seen the new map you were talking about btw, it's absolutely brutal!*
>>694997082
*Could it be that you had bad experiences with Steam?*
>>694997522
Anon, i see my replies are giving you a huge boner, so here go.
You really believe i think life is something great? You obviously don't know my story, and before you ask (wich you probably won't since you're a self centered selfish prick) No, life is not great, life is not pretty, it's a cruel cold bitch, but it's up to one to spit life in the face, i hate myself anon, i would enjoy dying, but i hate myself so much that i tell myself a huge fuck you and deny myself such things. You're just a narcissist, selfish, prick.
You keep talking about how i don't understand anything and yet you keep saying "Muh death", i do know about this shit, you're just too much of a pussy to see it.
-J
>>694986365
do you see a relationship in my future?
I just want to know if me and this one girl will ever have a relationship together, fortune-telling anon.
>>694995157
it's just a shadow, i shaved this morning, i never let any of it grow out
>>694998269
>>694998269
>>694996719
The acid thing that was suggested. All I need to do is find a big enough container, and a place that won't be discovered until my remains are unidentifiable.
>>694996995
You fucked your own mood up by jumping to conclusions in a half assed attempt to psycho-analyze me. I came with a simple question, and instead of trying to help, or even simply ignore me, got all "hero complex" on me, thinking you'd be doing some kind of good deed trying to convince someone against what they already decided on. Your assumption that I have a superiority complex is obvious projection as well, seeing as how you're the one showing signs of it.
Goodbye to you too, you high horse riding, egotistical cunt.
>>694997522
You are a gentleman and a scholar. I wish you all the best.
>>694998351
yeah, kinda
and some of TF2's community
they piss me off for some reason, but there are some good souls here and there
-meowbot
>>694998181
Okay, so you plan to stop stealing tips, right?
Why haven't you made any friends in your area?
I'm late!
Late!
I blame inaban
>>694997812
*It's pretty cloudy, i feel like you would enjoy it, except for the fact that the wund is currently traveling at the speed of a bullet, there's obviously a storm coming.*
http://www.strawpoll.me/10758849 need help
>>694997935
It wasn't last night, was it?
>>694998319
Hmm.. I'll look it up and let you off the hook, I guess.
>>694998927
oh no
she's stuck in a sweet roll
-meowbot
>>694998735
Goodbye anon, nothing else to add.
-J
>>694986365
This fucker won't leave me alone.
>>694998351
None of this makes any sense to me at all. What map?
>>694999110
Lovely. It's set in a rural countryside. And it's the same anime that Nyanpasu comes from. There's a lot to love.
>>694999251
slap it
then grab the knife and kill it
-meowbot
>>694998165
Wonderful!
>>694998319
Fufu~
We will never top Kotoris bullying though~
>>694998735
Alright anon.
Goodluck.
>>694998939
Heh, it's always cloudy where I live.
Careful you don't get blown away, or something~
>>694998165
Glad to hear it.
>>694998187
Cute.
>>694998091
Do you really think my bullets are like everyone else's?
>>694999251
He's just one crow, but he plans to make a murder.
>>694999251
give it the goddamn pump a rum and pickle pee
>>694999350
I tried to slap it.
What a fucking horrible mistake.
>>694998428
that's not the same suicidal anon you are replying to, btw.
I'll respond anyways, though. You are right that I don't know your story, nor do I care. Why would I? I don't fucking know you, I have no reason to care about you. You're going to call me self centered for that? Hello kettle, I'm pot. You're black. You hate yourself? You would enjoy dying? You decided not to anyways? That's nice. What does that have to do with me, though? I'm not you. Just as you decided to keep living, why can't I decide to die? Wanting to hold others, who you know and care nothing about, to your personal, subjective code is the only selfish thing here. I didn't come here looking for sympathy, or to vent my problems, or for anyone to convince me against my decision. I already made my decision.
>>694998428
I'd love to see where it's implied you believe life is great-- on the contrary, I'm attacking your judgement of people who choose to end their own lives. Simply because YOU choose to put up with a pathetic, meaningless existence (that's what it sounds like from my perspective, least of my intentions being offending you) doesn't mean other people can't have worse circumstances. It's additionally amusing to see you telling me I don't know your story, yet you spit cowardice at strangers online who you know absolutely nothing of. Not only that, but you keep on insulting me because of my opinion, and issue preassumptions based on how you FEEL about a conflicting opinion. Isn't it a bit hypocritical of you to condemn my ignorance - which is in that case irrelevant -, but entirely tolerate yours?
How am I a selfish prick? Because I believe suicide is a viable alternative? The only selfish pricks, again, are those who refuse to acknowledge life's meaninglessness and cruelty. Your parents, friends and relatives care about you? If they care so much, shouldn't they acknowledge you're in a shitty situation and respect your decision to stop suffering? That doesn't apply to emo teenagers, of course. Adding to the former, who cares? Who cares about what a handful of people think and feel? Do you think it's worth decades of suffering, apathy and depression?
I'm sorry to say this, but if that's the case, you're the only one being a prick. Not only towards me, but towards yourself. You believe your sacrifice to be correct, and demonize me out of your ass.
>>694998568
I read it, but i have a few things floating around in my mind, basically, mildly decent life but want to die nonetheless. I got it right?
-J
>>694999693
fuck
grab the knife with your other hand and stab it
-meowbot
>>694999485
Careful little girl, diffrent or not the end result is the same.
>>694998351
Sorry i can't remember but i think before last sunday..
>>694998165
Great~
>>695000000
Checked.
>>695000000
holy fucking shit
>>694998269
Firstly, get a psychiatrist. That's step number 1. Any stigma you might have against it is unfounded, there's never any *good* excuse not to seek help. Secondly, I'd say start looking or another job. If you aren't happy where you work, it's going to affect everything else in life. As for the car, I'd recommend getting a license as soon as you can, of course. In a few ways, you're a lot farther ahead in life than I am, so don't be discouraged.
>>695000000
post 695 million
congrats anon
>>694999307
*The new track in golf with friends you were talking about, maybe i had to just call it that way instead of using map.*
>>694999354
*I actually had that problem when i was still on vacation and had to sleep in a tent, anyway now i'm safe and sound at home so that's very unlikely.*
>>695000000
Holy fuck
>>694999580
Hah.
>>695000000
Holy shit sextuplets
>>695000000
checked
>>695000060
Ever watch Sailor Moon? What if I have a tiara that just turns you into dust? You never know.
>>695000000
A true GET being an anon trying to give advice to another one.
What a time to /b/ alive.
>>695000000
Do you play league of legends?
>>695000000
Dayum.
Take a bow.
>>695000000
You're a cunt, especially because you sign your posts on an anonymous image board
FUCK YOU
>>695000000
KAMI SAMA
>>695000000
What do you even call that? Sixths? Hexas?
>>695000000
Good fucking god.
>>694998861
I have stopped taking tips (even though I justified it in my own mind).
I just feel that with my family falling apart (Going on 4 years now), being stuck on this tiny island, and my inability to act as a normal human being, It's just all caving in on me.
every time I make a stride to something good, something fucks it up; Be it my fault or my family fucking it up.
I'm in the process of getting my ID and hopefully my L, but that's been in progress for 6 years.
Every time I save money, my family "needs" it, and I have to give it all away. I have no car, no friends on the island, my family won't help me, and my Dad is going to make me kill myself if I have to stay here much longer (i'm not suicidal, just making a point).
I just don't know what to do. All my life i've been let down. The major one's include being ripped from a hockey team (causing me to become sad and lazy, gaining like 60 pounds), working really hard towards a car for my 16th birthday, and having the day I was supposed to get that ruined by my mother leaving us (for the first time. And I never got the car, it was given to my older brother), having my graduation ruined by my brother practically trying to kill me (Not the first time. Was never allowed to press charges).... it goes on. Things start to look up, something worse happens. It's spiraling.
The only joy I get is using my computer (took me a year and a half to save enough for it, working 4 days a week at $12), and I'm constantly belittled for it, being called fat and lazy and worthless.
I just want out, but I have nothing.
>>695000501
Sex's
>>695000280
Thank you, thank you. I'm here all night.
Any relationship in the near future?
>>695000000
You fucking wasted it way to go
Trump 2016
>>694999803
>>694999755
Alright both of you, going to keep it short, my central idea is, you want to die? Good, go ahead, but why the fuck caring about what anyone else's thinks or feels? It's your decision afteral.
>>694999803
And adressing to you specifically, i honestly don't care that much about what you wrote but i called you out on the ignorance about eachothers experiences because you were the first one to cry "You don't know why i do it".
Also Check em cunts >>695000000
-J
>>695000000
nice dubs
Any relationship in the near future, and i mean any relationship.
>>695000060
*If that's what happened then i was correct about the fact that there was something wrong, could it be that this infenction has something to do with the diseases you got some weeks ago?*
Am I ever gonna find a good job, close friends, and a gf?
>>695000431
How's the rest of this year looking for me?
-J
>>695000000
695 million wasted on this stupid fucking post
congrats faggot, you're a small part of 4chan history
>>695000000
you got dubs
>>695000894
>Trying to dictate to strangers what they should and should not care about
and you said the other anon has a superiority complex kek. i dont agree with suicide either, but you still got called out for being a fucking hypocrite dude
>>695001154
I'll get you here
NEW THREAD
>>695001394
>>695001394
>>695001394
~Reimu
>>695000581
Your family is incredibly destructive and sounds like the source of misery in your life. It's not easy to be strong if you don't have a solid support system.
Do you know anyone off the island that can help you out?
Let's say you get enough money. Now what do you plan to do?
Can you move somewhere and get help through the government?
>>695000894
That's evading the discussion. You are doing an excellent job at cherrypicking what's not even remotely proving you right. Isn't you calling other people cowards because they want to end their lives ignorance in itself? Way to belittle people who disagree with you. I can sympathize with you because you lead a miserable existence, but your behavior is deplorable. So it's apparently fine to insult me as much as you want because I "cried" (=disagreed with you) about your lack of understanding of suicide, which you confirmed even further by your former post, which mostly consisted of personal offenses and you ranting about your life? What kind of logic is that?
>>695001369
Said it was my idea/opinion.
And actually, narcissism diagnosed.
-J
>>695001644
>And actually, narcissism diagnosed.
and you also called other anon narcissistic. maybe YOU should be the one that an heroes ya fucking hypocritical felcher
>>694999999
>>695001622
Honestly i insult people i dislike to feel better about myself and i'm a piece of shit, i don't understand most of what you've been saying this far but your replies make me hard. Anyway, goodluck on dying i guess.
Coward.
>>695001904
I called him narcissistic, never said i wasn't or that i was better than him... wait, did i?
-J
>>695001904
*Who are you to suggest others to kill themselves?*
>>695001618
I know one person off the island that might be able to help me, but he's... I don't know how to say this.. He's semi famous. He's semi internet famous. I've known him for less than a year, and while he has offered me a bed, I don't think I can take it.
I also don't know about a job.. I've got one here.. I don't have many skills. I can fix computers.. who can't?
My eventual goal is to go to film school. My current goal's are getting my L and a car.. With my recent graduation, my boss does want me to go full time soon.. I just don't know if I can turn down a full time, stable position, for the prospect of getting off the island, at least for now..
I wouldn't even know where to start in gettng help from the government. I don't even know how to do my fucking taxes. I've apparently been working illegally for 3 years, I don't know if this means that I will get in trouble, or my father will. I don't know if I care..
>>695002151
no, but trying to put someone down for something you yourself r guilty of is hypocritical, and its implied that you think ur better than someon when you keep insulting them for something u dont agree with
>>695000000
dude shoulda said something else. like niggers licks my anus
>>695002151
You show, yet again, massive ignorance-- I don't even want to commit suicide as I see it as a waste of existence. But I suppose a complete stranger with personal issues knows way more about me than I do myself... right?
Why you insult people is irrelevant to how correct or logical it is. It's irrelevant to this discussion, half of which you do not seem to understand.
It seems it's all on me for overestimating you. My bad, won't happen again.
>>695002287
im a random anon on a taiwanese puppet forum. kil urself too
>>695002527
>>695002635
Welp, i got bored of you, and btw, no need to call me a hypocrite, i know that already. I know all my flaws, and one of them is being childish, so, your replies make me hard, i'm an attention whore, and you guys really are pretty pathetic if my post's made you reply, i mean, you got down to my level, dumb fucks.
So, yeah, i'm bored of you, bye now.
I don't even remember what i just wrote on this post anyway.
-J
>>695003543
Maybe you're not so bad as you think you are? And I don't really care about that. I simply wanted to have a discussion, but it seems that's impossible.
I'm glad I could entertain your existence for a short while.
>>695002717
*You know those words you say have a weight, right? What if someone did that for real? I think there's plenty of people with issues that would do something like thst because the first stranger they meet told them to do so, find a better hobby and keep your distance from those threads.*
>>695002365
Okay, here's my shitty advice:
Taking a stable job and staying on the island around your family only makes sense if you are confident that you can make enough money to get off the island in a reasonable amount of time and stay sane while doing it.
Otherwise, reconsider your friend's offer
And fixing computers is a valuable skill. Computer repair, helpdesk job, etc.. those all lead to being gainfully employed somewhere
>>695003543
>gets btfo
>hurr durr i trole u hard xDDDDDD
nice try at damage control. trolling is a art, faggot.
>>695003845
stop being a fag m8...
>>695003845
And yet you keep replying. This is starting to become sad.
-J
>>695003739
fuck off back to tumlr then if u dont like it. if someon would off themselves just because a complete stranger said to, then they wont be lasting long anyways. u should an hero to
>>695004064
>And yet you keep replying.
ur replying too fag. the difference is im laughing while ur getting butthurt over gettin rekt. keep cryin bitch baby
>>695004288
We are laughing together then anon, wanna make out?
-J
>>695000000
nigger
>>695000000
checked
>>695999999
failed
