pizza time
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pizza time
you're late
i'm not paying for those
why
I better be costco pizza or I'm going to slit your fucking throat.
you're late.
give me another chance
Oh boy spoderman
i'm not paying for those.
give me a fucking chance
>>694979373
Will pizza man get another chance, find out on the next Dragon ball z kai!
bump
you're fired
why
i don't pay you to be a sensitive artiste
i pay you to suck my dick
boss your wife's on the line
she said she lost her checkbook
fuck off.
please i really need the money
i'll give you $150
$300
i'll give you $50
>>694979129
320x180 ?
Are you watching this on your literal thumbnail ?
Deepercutt anyone?
I was actually hoping that someone would get the reference.
Meta is the worst kind of shitposting.
>>694982124
not 320x180 ?
Are you watching this on your literal bloatware ?
What are you looking for, gay sex? Get out!
...You serious?
>>694982200
Same
>>694982262
Ctrl + F - 320 and press enter a dozen or so times faggot ...
>>694982599
Ctrl + F - 320 and press enter a dozen or so times faggot ...
>>694982599
sorry
no faggot here
must b u ;;))
>>694982200
It's PIZZA TYME !!! like from Ninja Turtles ?
But this is Spider-Man tho...
Waht's the reference ?
>>694982762
Pizza time.
>>694982706
Everyone here is a faggot you pleb ...
>>694982941
Everyone here is a faggot you pleb ...
>>694982599
Read my post again you fucking retard. I said not! 320x180.
>>694982762
>being this new
>>694982486
Good
>>694983137
Read the file size on all your screencaps you moron.
It says the ratio right on it.
Fuck ...
>>694983334
Read the file size on all your screencaps you moron.
It says the resolution right on it.
Fuck ...
>>694983334
Did you read my fucking post? I just said the exact fucking opposite. You are using not! 320x180 when you are using higher than 320x180.
WHOLLY FUCK CAN YOU NIGGERS EVEN READ?
Keep it on /tv/ faggot
Keep it on /trash/ faggot
>>694984125
Keep it on /trash/ faggot
>>694984257
Who me?
>>694984558
yeah you.
>>694984979
I didn't make the thread bro. Just sayin keep /tv/ memes to /tv/ or /trash/ or who cares where. Fuck cross-posting etc
>>694985191
I didn't make the post bro. Just sayin keep /trash/ memes to /trash/ or /tv/ or who cares where. Fuck cross-posting etc
>>694985191
>>694985415
>>694985479
>>694985479
>>694985415
cte gnitsop-ssorc kcuF .erehw serac ohw ro /vt/ ro /hsart/ ot semem /hsart/ peek niyas tsuJ .orb tsop eht ekam t'ndid I
>>694985822
ı pıpu,ʇ ɯɐʞǝ ʇɥǝ dosʇ qɹo˙ ɾnsʇ sɐʎıu ʞǝǝd /ʇɹɐsɥ/ ɯǝɯǝs ʇo /ʇɹɐsɥ/ oɹ /ʇʌ/ oɹ ʍɥo ɔɐɹǝs ʍɥǝɹǝ˙ ɟnɔʞ ɔɹoss-dosʇıuƃ ǝʇɔ
>>694985822
ı pıpu,ʇ ɯɐʞǝ ʇɥǝ dosʇ qɹo˙ ɾnsʇ sɐʎıu ʞǝǝd /ʇɹɐsɥ/ ɯǝɯǝs ʇo /ʇɹɐsɥ/ oɹ /ʇʌ/ oɹ ʍɥo ɔɐɹǝs ʍɥǝɹǝ˙ ɟnɔʞ ɔɹoss-dosʇıuƃ ǝʇɔ
>>694986297
I didn't make the post ya know I'm just here tryin ta say that ya oughta keep the /tv/ memes over there in /tv/ or anywhere really else ya know. I ain't a big fan of cross-postin an all that
>>694986597
I didn't make the post ya know I'm just here tryin ta say that ya oughta keep the /trash/ memes over there in /trash/ or anywhere really else ya know. I ain't a big fan of shit-postin an all that
>>694986856
At least make it upside down or something scumfuck
>>694986998
At least make it upside down or something scumfuck
>>694982200
From that one Youtube poop by Deepercut?
>>694987223
From that one YTP by Deepercut.
>>694987223
>jewtube
good goy
>>694985191
you made a random insult shitpost, faggot. if you don't like it then leave, newfag. boards aren't fraternities or clubs, you use them for their purpose, nothing more, nothing less.
cross-posting means posting the same thread or post on different boards - not something you associate with it or find similar. either way, it's the same network. it's like saying you can't use kornheiser because it's /sp/. or you can't use costanza because it's /v/ ('cept it's not). or you can't use any live action images period because it's t.v.. fucking hypocrite. fuck you. so you're being bitches. alright, i get it. how about you go to every cancer thread such as advertising full-jew drm shit like steam shit, ylyl no-effort shi-posting threads, forum game threads, tripfag circlejerk threads, etc.. stop fucking up relatively decent threads and insult some actual fucking cancer for once. yall make me crazy. who gives a fuck. you still accept cancer. fuck you.
>>694987381
I bet you frogpost, faggot
>>694988187
I bet you fagpost, faggot.
>>694988268
Trying too hard
>>694988490
Trying too hard
bump
please i really need the money.
you're fired
whats going on in this thread?
pizza time
>>694990159
/tv/ memes
>>694990159
/b/ memes
>>694990159
the lol's
>>694991063
>calling everything you don't like /[x]/ memes
nice /trash/ memes.
>>694991347
You are the reason board culture is dead. You and you alone.
>>694991567
You are the reason board culture is dead. You and you alone.
>>694991567
You are the reason the chemo is dead. You and you alone.
>>694991700
Is chemo kino?
>>694991849
I don't know what that is.
>>694991567
I don't wanna make a thing out of this.
also "board culture" is stupid. "we should be able to post what we want that's off-topic because we bitch and cry about not being able to and no one else can post what they want that's off-topic because we will and cry about being able to". so you're being bitches. alright, i get it. it's not right to have a circlejerk invade a board and off-topic shitpost while off-topic shit-posting in actual on-topic threads. in moderation it's relatively all right. as it has always been alright. the main issue is the "general" cancer threads where everything has to be a fucking thing. i just want to post without meta shitposting. i just want to post without it being a thing. fuck.
mods are faggots for banning users for not posting in "general" cancer threads circlejerk threads where no one fucking replies to their topic instead of making their own fucking thread where everyone fucking replies to their fucking topic. mods are faggots. and certainly partly to blame. however what brought upon the great mod crackdown were bitches and faggots crying "mods". so certainly degenerate crying bitches cancer culture is to blame. too. maybe i should just troll everyone and lol at everyone getting mad instead of trying to make everyone happy and lol. i'm too nice. what i want is so simple. that is the conflict. oh well...
bump
chief the planetarium party
oh right you're unfired i need you come here
my society photographer got hit in the head by crap
you're all i got
could you pay me in advance?
you're fired
are we getting pizza or not?
surprise!
well say something!
>>694979129
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... some quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
uhh
pizza time
PIZZA PLEASE?
UNCOOKED PIZZA?
hey buddy.
hey.
hey buddy
hey
long time no see
hey buddy!
give me a fucking pizza.
pizza time
no i can't take that money
yes you can!
no i can't take it
you can take this money from me!
no i can't take it.
it's not much! now take it!
no i can't
for god's sake! take it!
interesting, its like reading a comic book version of the movie
thank you
how'd you do that?
uhh
smoke weed everyday
bump
bump
bump
mein neger
http://www.strawpoll.me/10766216
bump
>>695002194
The people clearly want moar
is that it?
yes
i understand you use harmonics and atomic frequencies
yes
harominic reinforcement?
yes
an exponential increase in energy output
yes
you sure you can stabilize the fusion reaction?
yes
now i remember you
you're connor's student
he tells me you're brilliant
he also tells me you're a fag
i'm trying to do better
sucking cock is not enough young man
you have to work hard
cocksucking is not a privilege
it's a gift
and you use it for the good of mankind
This fucking thread again
This fucking post again
>>695005313
This fucking post again
but 1st before we start
has anybody lost a large roll of $20 bills in a rubber band?
because we found the rubber band!
it's a terrible joke
This thread
thank you
the fact of it is
you do not have the ass to justify this loan
OW!
oh that boy of yours has a nice ass!
OW!!
This is now a black dick rate thread!!
thank you
NO NO NO STOP STOP!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
then not only am i receiving no money for these pizzas
but i will lose these pizzas forever
these pizzas are my only hope alright
these pizzas have to make it in time
you're just an asshole
you're fired
please i need this job
you're fired.
please i need pizza time
