It time for fluffy
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It time for fluffy
>>694971872
Here you are
>>694971872
I should write a story about this.
>>694971872
Just avoid stories by badmunstah.
>>694973742
>>694973674
Why, how bad could they be? Was that the guy that had a woman give birth to fluffies?
>>694973791
>>694973805
yes. then her fluffy gave a guy a hummer.
>>694973886
I will admit. If someone could make the Fluffy-Community sick, they've got some talent in there.
>>694973373
That actually gave me a bit of a sad.
>>694974035
There are such a thing as innocent Fluffies. These are the ones that should be spared, cared for and, dare I say, respected in some situations. However.
>Spoiled
>Incredibly Selfish
>Smarty-That-Refused-To-Change
>Crazy(One instance I remember)
>Cannibalistic
>Bad Mothers/Fathers
Among others, are the ones that must be culled.
>>694974814
It's time for sickos cum animal abusers in the closet to play around. Fucking sickfucks, we all can tell all this are what you lot wish to do on real animals.
>>694975027
9EDGEY11ME
>>694974411
I know, I'd love one in real life I think. Just would have to make sure to train it to not be a right cunt or a smarty. Would be nice to have someone to talk to and cook for and take care of.
>>694975027
>>694975171
>>694975027
we dont want to hurt real animals
>>694975348
This is true. Fluffies are cartoons.
>>694975340
That's pretty much what I want. One I can just chill with, lower maintenance maybe, like cat-levels, litter trained and polite and pleasant.
>>694975027
kek newfag detected
>>694975598
In addition, after you come home from a long day at work, there's someone happy to see you. Who wants to play, and will always be ready for a hug. I suppose in a way, they could be a great gate-way into taking care of children if the would-be-parents so desired.
>>694975735
Sounds like a less dramatic and far less exhausting version of my girlfriend. Will trade gf 4 fluffies.
>>694975598
The original, pre-smarty fluffies were actual loveable toys. When smarties became the norm, they became hell gremlins.
I sing again the song of Tyronicus.
>You are Tyronicus, Battle Brother of the Ultramarines Space Marine Chapter, the greatest Space Marines to ever marine in space
>Hoo-ah!
>Currently serving garrison duty on Geneticus VI
>The Techpriests of the Adeptus Mechanicus claim they have found a way to make Space Marines taste bad so Tyranids won't eat you
>Personally somewhat skeptical about this plan
>You have seen Tyranids consume Space Marines, Guardsmen, Eldar, Orks, and numerous other alien species with equal relish
>And you know from experience that Orks taste like shit
>You don't think Tyranids really care about how their food tastes
>Regardless, the plan has been approved by your spiritual liege, Chapter Master Marneus Calgar, the Emperor's Pimp Hand, whom you are duty bound to serve
>For the Emperor!
>Hoo-ah!
>>694975923
>As you enter the twentieth hour of your guard duty rotation, your genetically enhanced superhuman hearing detects a noise
>It sounds for all the world like a child crying, and this fills you with righteous zeal
>It is your duty to protect even the smallest citizens of the Imperium
>For the Emperor!
>You turn to your fellow guard and Battle Brother, Maximus Decimus Meridius
"I heard something, I'm going to check it out."
>Maximus Decimus Meridius nods
>"If you are not back within five standard minutes, I shall order Exterminatus."
>Brother Maximus Decimus Meridius is filled with even more zeal for the Emperor and the Imperium than you are, and you respect him deeply for it
>In a completely unromantic way, of course
>No homo
>For the Emperor!
>>694975923
damn. lost my blood for the blood god fluffy picture.
>>694976074
>You march quickly towards the alley from whence came the sound of crying, sacred boltgun held at port arms
>Before entering the alley you pause to remove your helmet, as you have noted unaugmented humans sometimes find the sight of your Mark VII plate to be intimidating
>You enter the alley, and now you can make out the words that the child is saying
>"Huu huu huu," the child cries, "Nu can find nummies anywhewe! Tummy has wowstest owwies!"
>A single tear forms in the corner of your genetically enhanced right eye, which was not torn out by a Tyranid warrior, unlike your traitorous left orb which has been replaced by a mechanical one
>This child, the smallest and weakest of the Imperium's citizens, is pained with great hunger
>This will not stand!
>You have some emergency hard tack rations in one of your belt pouches
>It will probably break some of the child's teeth, but such misfortune builds character
"It is all right small one, the Ultramarines are here!"
>The child screams and you see a garbage can fall over
>Perhaps you were a bit loud
>>694976203
>"Nuuuu!" the child weeps, "nu huwt fwuffie! Fwuffie onwy wan' nummies! Fwuffy is onwy pawn in game of wife!"
>"Fluffy"? Is that some kind of nickname?
>Perhaps the child is of the beastmen? You have heard that felinids can be quite hirsuite
>You keep one hand on the annointed grip of your holy bolter in case the child turns out to be a mutated spawn of the ruinous powers
"I do not intend to harm you, child. Come out and allow me to share the Emperor's bounty with you, that you may know hunger no more."
>There is a quiet scrambling noise in the spilled garbage, presumably the child regaining their feet
>They must be naught but skin and bones, their heat signature is miniscule
>"Mistuh give nummies to fwuffy?" asks the child, hope entering their lisped tones
"Yes, I have some food for you, that you may survive to be a productive member of Imperial society."
>In all honesty, the best this kid can probably hope for is a twelve hour a day job as a lab assistant in one of Geneticus VI's biologis research facilities
>But even the smallest cogs serve to run the larger machine, as Brother Gearknutz the Techmarine is fond of saying
>>694976339
>After a long moment of silence you hear the pitter pat of tiny feet on the greasy concrete as the child emerges into the open
>A creature about the size and shape of a scrumball with four stubby legs and an immense coat of dirty yellow fur is now looking up at you with a hopeful smile plastered on its muzzle
>"Big metaw hoomin be fwuffy fwien?" it asks, "Give nummies and hugs?"
>You stare at it
>Emperor on Earth, what is happening right now?
>Slowly, so as not to startle the furry abomination of all that might be considered holy, you reach up and activate the vox system in the collar of your armor
"Sergeant Joaquin, this is Brother Tyronicus. I have discovered a small, furry, quadrapedal animal that beyond all expectations is somehow capable of intelligable speech. Please advise."
>>694976492
>A moment later your vox crackles to life
>The "fluffy" falls over with a "Waaahh!" of surprise, getting its bright yellow coat and shocking pink mane even more dirty
>"Tyronicus this is Joaquin, you say you've been confronted by a small fluffy animal? And it speaks Low Gothic?"
"Sort of, yes."
>"I propose we nuke the site from orbit," says Brother Maximus Decimus Meridius over the vox, "It's the only way to be sure."
>"Shut up Maximus," says Joaquin, "Look Tyronicus, I'm talking to one of the local Techpriests here, and they say what you've found there is a 'fluffy pony'. Apparently one of the Magos Biologists genetically engineered them as pets for the local nobility so they could get more funds for personal projects. Unfortunately a breeding population managed to escape and they've become kind of a nuisance. Basically what you've got there is a big rat."
"It speaks as if with the tongue of man, Sergeant, is this not artificial intelligence of some kind? I have been told this is heresy of the most dangerous sort."
>>694975899
Yeah, I vaguely remember that in the earlier stuff.Genetic modification and creation of non-smarty fluffies when? Lonelyfucks would pay a ton for them.
>>694976582
you write these?
>>694974411
Fucking THIS
>>694976582
>You try to keep the confusion out of your voice, but this situation is perplexing beyond anything you have ever encountered
>The fluffy has screwed up its courage and approached you, asking for you to hug it
>You feel bile beginning to rise in the back of your throat
>"Tyronicus," the vox buzzes, "This is Techmarine Gearknutz. I've talked to some of the priests around here and those things aren't actually intelligent, everything they say is just a pre-programmed response to stimuli. They're programmed to seek out food and shelter and affection and that's basically it. They're practically tiny servitors with a natural language UI. And they're specifically designed to be too weak to hurt a child, so they actually pose literally no threat to you. Just step on it."
>The fluffy pony clambers on top of your foot and hugs your greave, staring up at you with large, tear-filled eyes
>"Metaw hoomin nu wuv fwuffy?" it asks sadly, "Give owwies?"
>Your training never prepared you for this
>>694976621
The original stories and pictures were of normal fluffy stupidity and torture. Fluffies generally weren't malicious nor homicidal. I did enjoy Odin's recent nord fluff stories. made for an odd change of pace.
>>694976733
Dear me. This might be one of the best stories I've seen in a long time. And I just joined up about a month ago.
>>694976582
Fuck this is hilarious, more
>>694976671
Yeah. Story idea hit me last week and I felt it was only just to inflict it on other people.
>>694976733
"...if I give you something to eat, will you go away?"
>The fluffy pony nods
"...very well. I shall feed you."
>You reach into your belt pouch, and the fluffy pony squeals with joy
>"Yaaaay! Metaw hoomin give fwuffie nummies! Dis is bes day of fwuffie's wife!"
>*Phbrrrrrrt!*
>You look back down at the fluffy
>It has relieved itself on your boot
>Since it was sitting on you, the feces have been squeezed out from between its bottom and your foot, splattering everywhere
>By the golden throne, you have never encountered such a stench!
>There is a long strip of parchment attached to your greave by a waxen purity seal, an oath of moment you signed once before going on a dangerous mission to lay demolition charges inside a Tyranid hive
>The names of six of your squadmates who did not survive the mission are recorded on that parchment
>It is now covered in shit
>>694977000
>>694977015
Thank you.
>>694977053
>The fluffy pony stares up at you, and its eyes widen in fear as it beholds the expression on your face
>"Fwuffy make poopies," it lisps, "fwuffy sowwy."
>With one hand you lift the creature off of your boot and lay it on its back
>"Waaaah! Bad upsies!"
>With your other hand you draw your gladius, a close combat weapon with a short, broad blade and a monomolecular edge
>The fluffy immediately begins to struggle, though it is no match for your genetically superior strength
>"Nuuuuu! Fwuffy sowwy! FWUFFY SOWWY!"
>You insert the tip of your blade carefully into the fluffy's stomach, just under its neck
>"Owwies!" the tiny thing screams, shitting itself again, "Pointy owwies! Fwuffy no wike dis game! No wike no wike!!!"
>With no further regard for what the thing 'wikes' you draw the blade down the length of its torso and unseam it from stomach to chops
>"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
>>694976961
Link to those, please? Love me some good stories
>>694977044
yeah post more straight stuff
I can dig this
>>694977244
a fitting end.
>>694977244
>Grasping the edges of the shallow cut you have made, you flip the fluffy over and quickly peel its furry hide completely off, leaving the animal's raw red body behind
>"Nuuuu huu huu huu! Nu take fwuff! Nu give owwies! Give fwuff back! Wowstest owwies evah!!! SCREEEEEEEE!!!!"
>Ignoring the fluffy's cries, you use its skin to wipe its excrement off of your sacred power armour
>Reverently, you wash the fecal matter from your oath parchment with water from your canteen, and then wash away the shame of allowing the object to be tainted by daubing it with the blood of the creature that dared to do so
>The fluffy by now has destroyed its own vocal chords by screaming, and is simply lying there, twitching and making panicked chirping noises
>Replacing your helmet so its atmospheric filters can do something about the intense smell of fluffy excrement, you turn and leave the alley
>The fluffy presumably dies eventually from shock and blood loss, alone on the ground
>For the Emperor!
That's the end of this one. Have some more green I'm tinkering with that might see the light of day sometime. Depends on how long this stuff keeps my interest. Thanks for reading.
>>694977274
that was a good fucking laugh
>>694977414
There is nothing straight in a fluffy thread.
>>694977275
I wish. navigating on fluffybooru is difficult at best. These stories were back from 2013 to 2014(?)
>>694977528
My friend, you have inspired me to continue my own stories. What do we call you?
I vote Gearknutz.
>>694977528
Keep writing, fag. You're fucking good at this
>>694977730
Fuck. What's the author? I don't mind looking through a couple pages of stuff
>>694974411
I think there is a time to kill fluffier that deserve it and get a justice boner, and a time to kill innocent fluffier to get a murder boner. Their is a time to respond and sow. Etc. Etc.
>>694976727
Guy just toked a fucking fluffy. Damn
>>694976769
This should not arouse me, but it did.
>>694977810
Is.... is darth maracas back? Holy fuck best day ever
>>694977528
please post more here or on fluffybooru. Many of us are shell shocked by badmunstah and are in need of proper entertainment.
>>694978109
My apologies for my absence. I have been running errands at home that have taken most of my time. Just as well, I have been attending school. Passe 3/5th of my Summer courses, and now must continue with my last two until August.
>>694977974
trying to remember. some good authors collaborated on the fall of cleveland. looking up some of their names.
>>694977810
hello darth maracas
are you going to write a story in the perspective of a feral?
Some hugbox cuz fuck it
>>694977730
it also doesn't help that popular users keep routinely deleting their shit.
You fucking sickos
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE
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POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE TONIGHT
>>694978624
we are not
>>694978617
this is true.
>>694978411
Hey, no worries m8. Good luck on your classes.
>>694978480
Once I have finished my current story.
"In the world of the Fluffies"
A human scientist, shrunken to the size of a Fluffy, and must fend for himself while armored in heavy plastics, a steel spear and longsword as his only weapons.
Currently he is waiting for the right moment to explode a burrow.
>>694978749
You're mentally unstable, you're just too fucked up to know it.
>>694977810
I go by Friendly Uncle on the booru, but that works too.
>>694974411
Naw, the only good fluffy is a dying fluffy
>>694977275
deathproofpony had some good ones.
>>694979153
A pleasure to meet you Friendly Uncle.
>>694979153
looking up your stories
>>694979153
nice to meet you friendly uncle
>>694975171
you must be quite sad and lonely to want one of those things... I would chose a dog 100% of the times
DM here. I must leave, but please enjoy this story someone managed to cap.
>>694975735
so... like a dog?
>>694979858
Jesus, man. How much of these do you have? I don't mind it, in matter of fact I like it, but just how much do you got?!
does anyone has the comic where the son has fluffly pjs and the dad goes batshit on him?
>>694979969
193
>>694979340
I heard that that was the new spidey
>>694977025
so? what happened next?
>>694979603
I have cats, a dog and a girlfriend, but I'd rather lose the girlfriend at this point and find something slightly less clingy and annoying to have, like a Fluffy.
>>694979969
>>694981042
less clingy and annoying... fluffies, nigga you okay?
>>694971872
Thank you, OP. Needed to vent some mental pressure.
>>694981201
You have never met my girlfriend, trust me when I say a fluffy would be superior. Less drama, whining and being a pain in the ass. As unfeasable as it may seem.
>>694981727
Does your gf shit on the floor?
To the guy who asked for the world war 2 fluffies, I'm sorry. Something happened and I will not be able to continue this comic. My deepest apologies to you.
Hope you understand,
Anon
>>694982137
Only after incredibly vigorous anal.
>>694972977
why did that foal ejaculate in fear?
>>694980979
indeed! anon, please post the rest of this horror story
>>694976727
What. The. Flying. Fuck. Is. Wrong. With. You. People.
>>694984781
>>694985155
No shit. I know that. But 4 chan is usually just trap and gore threads. this shit is beyond fucking retarded. It's like shitty hentai. I didn't know know that was possible.
>>694979154
Mah nigga.
>>694986046
Thats isabelle from animal crossing. Shes a fucking dog
>>694988477
>>694974615
>>694986475
continue plz
>>694989238
That's the end, artist hasn't updated in a year.
>>694972027
OH MY GOD, KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE!
>>694991337
Ah, nothing like a good fluffly abuse thre-
Nevermind just shitposters
the fuck did this thread turn into?
>>694992131
animal crossing porn dump it seems. wich is pretty good too
>>694991403
Ayy.
>>694977025
Aw, c'mon! Where's the next page!?
>>694979974
Here ya go!
>>694992746
Great...now I have ANOTHER fetish.
Thanks!
>>694992887
what poorly drawn sex?
>>694992887
Yeah, is not that great, the animation is choppy too
>>694992746
I really don't know why you apparently think we don't enjoy this too.
>>694994118
I know you guys do... this is /b/.
>>694994327
Then I guess I just don't understand why you're doing this. I mean continue but still.
>>694994427
Because I can.
>>694994573
Fair enough
>>694994427
He wants to bump the thread. Fluffy threads are dangerously slow sometimes and risk 404'ing pretty damn fast.
>>694994782
I don't side with you on that.
Requesting Blue Bear if you got her. Can never seem to find her.
cancer
>>694974839
>>694975063
Ugh
Why Margie though. There needs to be more of Diana.
>>694977810
This is fuckin' beautiful. Like a goddamn writers' workshop.
>>694995036
Welcome to /B/. This stuff has been around for years.
>fluffy drowns
>>694975027
I admit I enjoy this fluffy shit too but I still recognize that this shit is absolute cancer. Still though. The fluffy community on /b/ is just so fucking gay, being the only people who get pissed off by derailing threads, and the only people who can't recognize that this is such fucking b8.
I'm a writer of a few stories. Are there artists here who would want to draw a short story?
>>694994909
Meh, it's what you're doing anyway.
>>694995391
I cant draw
>>694995452
Mr. obvious.
>>694995224
>/B/
kill yourself newfaggot
>>694995562
Just call me Simple Sam.
>>694995730
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
>>694995664
Uh oh it's summer which means everyones new. Ya got me friend. Kys Kys Kys Kys because I'm sooooooooooooooooooo new
>>694995913
You do seem new.
>>694993056
sadly yes...
>>694995994
I'm not though. I'm just being dramatic.
>>694995913
Then stop posting like a newfag faggot
>People that actually exist are at this 24/7
>There is never not a time one of these threads are up
Weirdest fetish I've seen and that's saying a lot on /b/.
>>694994573
And now I have a thing for Isabelle.
*sigh*
Please continue.
>>694995913
at least your honest
I come to these threads for the autism. The rampant, uncontrolled, unadulterated autism. I never leave disappointed.
>>694995393
>>694995562
>>694995681
Thanks for posting Diana my nignog
Smokey wawa
>>694996600
Shut the fuck off kid
>>694996104
Thats what new people do though. You get mad at being called out for being a newfag which means you probably are.
>>694996299
so do they just shit everywhere in there?
>>694996761
Idea is that you have to clean it.
