I'm this fag. I'm not sure how to continue but I'm
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I'm this fag. I'm not sure how to continue but I'm not doing dubs decide I'm doing what I think is the best and not cancer
>>694971870
>reposting my comment
She's thinking about it.
If she wasn't into you, she would've said shit like "ew" or "fuck off" or just outright ignored you. Right here it sounds like she's surprised but intrigued. Give her some time and be cool about it, don't say anything clingy or desperate.
I can't open or she'll know I opened
>>694971870
Did she read your text or reply yet?
>>694972222
Tell her that you need to fuck her
>>694972222
reply: yea im fine, how about you? what did you think about us doing it
>>694972222
Also checking my own quads
>>694972222
O SHIT NYUCKA
>>694972222
Nice quads.
Just be chill and say something like "yeah I'm okay, I'm just curious why we haven't yet."
Also she has bf so lets get a but funny
Tell her you wanna know if she is as good at fucking as her mother
>>694972222
Checked
>>694972411
Went with this fag
>>694971870
Whats your ultimate goal here? Nudes?
>>694972786
I don't have one. I'm just bored
>>694972793
Oh shit this is gold
>>694972793
>I´m just being Gabe
>>694972849
I'm bored too, nothing is stoping me from sending her this whole thread but I'm curious as hell to know where this us going.
>I´m just being Gabe
kekked so hard
esmg
>>694972793
Tell her you've got a finely tuned mushroom tip with its sights set on her face
>>694972793
"I just thought about you today and I've been wondering, that's all."
try to get some boobies photo
Panicked
>>694973022
My face right now
>>694972793
>>694973069
"im just tired of sitting around and let the world pass me by, this may not be the best way to be more proactive, but its how i feel and i want you to give me a shot"
>>694973228
>>694973160
You don't have to specifically do my post, but she sounds less like the horny type of girl and more of the emotional feelings-based kind of girl, so say something heartfelt that implies deep-rooted feelings
>>694973228
what the FUCK man
>>694973069
That was the Gabe I wanted you to know, wasn't sure where we were at, its time to move to the nxtlvl baby. Lets give and receive pleasure like friends should.
>>694972222
I think u just got rejected bro, feels
>>694973069
Say "the have you know is gone, he has been reborn much like the Phoenix, one more powerful than even all the powers on earth couldn't stop from making potent love to you"
>>694973228
Nice move, Spaz.
>>694973228
Bro you're really fucking this up
>>694973228
"Come on, you know we´ve both thought about it. I´m just curious. Why not be straight-forward."
>>694973228
"Sorry that was my little brother, he took my phone I'm so sorry. But anyways since he brought it up, what do you think about us fucking?"
>>694973228
>>694973538
>>694973541
>my little brother
are you 13
>>694973228
Goddamnit, this first time I get dubs in a thread like this and its already nuked to fuck, good luck bro you'll need it now badly.
>>694973628
FUCK SHE KNOWS
>>694973628
Jesus christ man
>>694973228
>YFW after you spaghetti'd all over this place
>>694973628
apologize for the panic text, say you were nervous and just spouted something stupid
>>694973607
She's underage, plus that was the only pic I saved lol sorry. It was pretty hot
>>694973763
>>694973846
"Well neither did you. You answer first"
>>694973815
Fuck
>>694973926
THIS
>>694973846
JUST GET STRAIGHT TO THE POIINT THIS IS GETTING BORING
ITS OBVIOUS SHES STALLING OR PLAYING GAMES WITH YOU
>>694973846
"I was kind of fucking with you, but I know we've both thought about it before.."
>>694973926
rolling for this
>>694973926
dont do this OP, you´ll seem like a child
>>694974006
this nigger knows his shit
>>694973926
This
>>694973846
just say no
don't need to overcomplicate it
>>694973926
I fucking went for it
>>694973926
Smart man
you're such a Gabe you faggot
>>694973926
perfect reply, then when you answer her, say this
>>694974006 to salvage the situation
>>694974123
rip op
>>694974161
this
>>694973846
"I'm not. I just wanna ram my cock in you and make your bf watch powerlessly as you cum in front of him, and he will forever know that I am superior. I made you cum."
>>694974161
^^^^
>>694974123
say this now >>694974006
>>694972222
>>694973333
Quad get thread????????!
>>694974305
IM ETHAN BRADBERRY
>>694974161
this is the ony way forward now
>>694972222
say yeah im all good, on a scale of pinkie to elbow deep how tight are you?
Too much spahghetti
>>694974161
>>694973926
>>694974006
>/b/ actually salvages a man from spaghetti
I'm impressed
>>694974440
XDXD SO FUNNY
>>694974337
i got 4440 shit so close
>>694974440
>on a scale of pinkie to elbow deep how tight are you?
>>694974517
More like /b/ gets a guy rejected and that chicks bf beats OP up
>>694974483
She said I must defiantly have not have you???
>>694974483
Ok it's obvious by how she keeps avoiding the fucking question she's not into you. Either that or you're so attractive she can't believe you'd be into her
>>694974483
OP You need to be more assertive but less "im going to lock you in my basement and fuck you forever" If you get what im saying
>>694974483
you just graduated to penne
>>694974548
okay kid dont over do it, maximum one XD and no need for capitals
>>694974613
This bitch is dumb as a fucking brick wall
>>694974613
"You are now"
>>694974123
i don't care about your mood i care about your tits bitch.
>>694974613
"Yeah, I have, I guess I can open up to you now"
>>694974635
I'm betting it's the latter
>>694974613
Sure, that's why I asked in the first place. What's kept you from thinking about it?
>>694974682
Never underestimate the power of the xD
>>694974699
Winrar
>>694974641
good advice
Bitch I'm about to break out the chloroform
"Maybe this will make you interested" then attach dick pic
>>694974613
Don´t act like you don´t know. You´re amazing, I bet every guy you ever met has.
OP just dont stress, the irony is you act all casual confident and whatever to a girl which is attractive, then when you think its about to go down people get all nervous and turn em off. i would say, go in with mo aspirations, be yourself and youll be fine. shit im drunk
Write back "Hitler did nothing wrong" and break contact. Not worth it anyways, you dun goofed.
>>694974803
No winrars in this thread
>>694974613
yo at this point forget about it she'll think about it more if she really gives a fuck if not then why do you give a fuck?
>>694974782
>>694974702
This for comedic value
>>694974712
This for possible results
>>694974613
you should probably focus your efforts elsewhere at this point
>>694974699
checked, but too much basement rape vibes
Rip thread
>>694974947
Predicting "Because were friends, anon."
>>694974793
Is it more powerful than 10 pints and a gran of mexican white though? also gonna see if anyone on google actually has a face similiar to XD
>>694974947
lol you're retarded
>>694975003
OH GOD WHY PLEASE NO!
>>694975008
>>694975003
you win the thread
>>694975008
good job!
>>694975003
Posting link to thread
>>694975008
Nice predictions
>>694975003
RIP Gabe.
>>694975008
LMAO YOU WERE RIGHT
see >>694975003
>>694974613
"Stop questioning my every reply, be honest with yourself, and me. I mean this. I mean us"
>>694975003
"Is there any chance that could change?"
Attempt to salvage the situation
>>694975028
Im onto you, last time I googled XD I got a visit from two men in suits and was questioned for 3 hours.
>>694975003
OP= number one fuck boy tell her you didn't want her tuna twat anyways and you got paid 10 dollars to text the nastiest broad in your phone.
>>694975116
This
>>694975003
show us the whole text anon
but say "Well I just figured I'd be honest and open up to you because I feel like we're pretty close and I really trust you." and a seperate text right after: "What's keeping us as just friends?"
>>694975003
"Lol, you know, your shallow"
on a side note dropped my phone from hip height and the whole screen shattered. nothing happened when it flew out pocket at 50mph on bike. so basically fuck iphone its ahot battery and lack of webm, whats a good new phone with decent battery and optimal for wanking?
I'm not slick at all, so I can't help you salvage this, but you have two choices. Rely on your /b/ros to salvage it and stay friendzoned, or go balls deep and hope for the best.
>>694975003
OUCH
it's over I knew it
>>694975221
this
>>694975003
Theres only one way to settle this, send a picture of your dick. Flaccid
>>694975116
dear god dont do this
just say your loss and be done with it
>>694975229
*You're
UGH PAIGE WHAT A BIIIIIIIIITCH
>>694975221
This
>>694975221
THISSSSS
trying so hard to salvage this
>>694975269
Nexus 6p is a great phone, screen big AF, battery last hella long
>>694975221
Reroll
>>694975003
Now accept the face you can never talk to this bitch again
>>694975003
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p37_Ux1G_BI
>>694975134
Was it just questioning or did the waterboard with piss cos that may be my thing, i dont think it is but it may be.
Op has all the balls
>>694975450
atleast you tried
>>694975450
god speed
>>694975450
>>694975450
Hahahahahahahahahaha. OP you are a retard
>>694975450
AYYYYYYYYYYY
>>694975450
I DON'T FEEL LIKE THIS IS THE RIGHT PATH TO TAKE OP!
>>694975450
now your begging an hero stat or get a new father figure
>>694975391
thanks, sick of this ahit iphone hate paying for a phone anyway, but this shit is always dying, ill check it out
>>694975003
Anon, blur you eyes or face. Give us a pic of what you look like. She may have made the right choice
>>694975450
Oh god this is fubar
>>694975450
"I'm just not into you like that"
>>694975450
should went with this bro >>694975221
you gotta sound more heartfelt
right now you sound desperate for a fuck and don't really care about her all that much
>>694975450
OP is a fag. You should've done this >>694975221
>>694975450
you fucking mongrel
you just blew it
NEVER beg
>>694975450
OP, it's over man. let the shit go
>>694975450
OP why noo
>>694975221
this is the thing to say
>>694975450
Let's get some keks in here while we wait for her response
>>694975450
Good job for sticking it out this far, I dont care what people say, persistence is whats most important in girls that dont like you.
Judging by her tard looking boyfriend in the picture (or whatever the hell he is) say "I think you are hot and id like to get to know you better, what have you got to lose?"
>>694975450
"But I want more than friends" You sound like a spergy Indian guy who hits on white Americans on Facebook
She knows!!!!
>>694975580
what does fubar mean? i aint down with the kids or online much.
>>694975606
THIS! Unless you are fully certain this is a whore you're talking to, you have to be even the slightest bit considerate. Can we get this anon
>>694975221
To come up with something again?
>>694975450
Anons with great advice tried to help you and they could've actually salvaged this well but you just keep pulling beta shit out left and right and ignoring the good advice. You deserve this fate OP.
>>694975734
moderate recovery???
>>694975734
OH SHIT NIGGA IF YOU MANAGE TO PULL THIS OFF
>>694975734
>>694975734
That guy looks like mongoliod
>>694975734
Ut oh, is Alex her boyfriend?
>>694975740
Fucked Up Beyond All Repair i think. Iv heard its a military term
>>694975740
dumb shit, that term is older than your parents. gtfo with kids or online much lol
>>694975808
NO YOU WAIT IT'S WORKING
>>694975874
Tits
>>694975740
It's military slang for Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition
>>694975740
Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
>>694971870
how tf do you watch threads on Clover?
>>694975734
oh shit gabe
go for it
>>694975885
Yes what do I say
>>694975740
Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
>>694975734
OH SHIT BOI
>>694975734
O SHIT UNEXPECTED TURN
>>694975943
Is this now Operation Get Tit Pics? Or is she underage
>>694975734
get it! tits for keep going
>>694975734
"I don´t care about Alex, I care about you."
>>694975734
You better fucking capitalize on this op. You got her on the hook, just reel her in smoothly, don't fuck up.
>>694973628
You died staring death in the face like a true Nord.
>>694975874
So does the girl, but she got some fine tits
>>694975874
Get those tits anon, get those fucking tits
>>694975988
Operation Find OP Love
>>694975734
this is officially a troll thread there's no way in hell that worked.
>>694976004
fuck yes
>>694976004
THIS
>>694975734
WTF ITS WORKING OP
KEEP IT GOING
I THOUGHT YOU MESSED UP
>>694975734
HOLY SHIT OP
PERFECT TIME TO SEND A DICK PICK GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ITS YA BOI TREE-FIDDY UP IN YO 4CHAN READING YO THREADZ AND FUKIN YO BITCHEZ
>>694975734
>I definitely have not.
>I've thought about it
>>694975734
GET IT OP
>>694975885
FUBAR
Fucked up beyond all recognition
WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED TODAY ANONS?
THE CORRECT ANSWER IS
>BEING BETA AS FUCK ACTUALLY WORKS SOMETIMES, THERE MUST BE A GOD
Alex is boy with swag I'm a man with class
>>694975734
SHIT WHAT
HOW THE FUCK
Your fucking luck is uncanny
>"What about Alex? This has nothing to do with him. Your feelings are your own to have, don't let him affect what you really want. Don't be afraid to do something you want to on your own for a change."
>>694976141
Yeah sorry it is beyond all recognition.
>>694976004
>>694976004
DO THIS OP
>>694975734
Its the truth boys
>>694976004
THIS NIGGER IS GONNA GET YOU >de pusi b0ss
>>694974635
It's definitely the former
OP is a fag, this is fake.
2 phones
This plays out too accurately.
>>694976004
Fucking this
>>694974699
This, make her laugh.
694975948
This is the correct term. Repair is incorrect
>>694976261
nigger what no
>>694976004
THIS
>>694976004
roll
>>694976261
>calls him a faggot
>>694976261
OH FUCK
>KMOW
SOILED IT
>>694976261
>Alex is faggot
Well said Dimitri!
Gabe where tf you @
>>694976261
You fucked it.
>>694976261
wat
no way, you just blew your cover
pack it up lads OP is a fag
fake and gay
>>694976261
You're fucking retarded, your luck's going to run short if you keep saying the cringiest possible shit. Should've said this >>694976004
>>694976261
you're fucked gabe
>>694976261
>>694976261
You just managed to pull a pirouette bail in the most fucked up handstand of all history
>>694975003
NOOOOOO
>>694976261
Youv revealed yourself as a fuckboi, thats dangerous territory.
>>694976281
Hes covered his tracks pretty well. She rarely capitalizes letters, he seems to be sure to do it at the beginning of every sentence and the typing pattern is slightly different. I doubt its him tbh although it may be his buddy.
I'm gonna say it. Total respect for doing this. Most people on here would never tell someone how they really feel. Even if this doesn't work out kudos to you. ..
>>694976104
Might as well do this now OP.
>>694976281
>>694976281
>>694976443
>>694976443
THIS
FAKE AND GAY OP
IM ON TO YOUR SHIT
>>694976261
you couldn't be more stupid
>>694976568
Yep, it is time for the dickus pickus. You can blur it in the screenshot if you want since im 90% sure youre under 18
>>694976261
>>694976265
Fucking summerfag
>>694976261
You've been with Alex for like a month, you can't put up with the long distance shit forever. Think about yourself and your needs for once. I've cared about you longer than he even has to begin with.
>>694976261
KEPE GOING
>>694976261
This has to be fake, you can't possibly be this retarded
>>694976567
It's someone on Kik, it's probably not someone they're close to
>>694976679
DO IT DO IT DO IT
SEND THIS
>>694976363
>>694976370
>>694976446
>>694976387
>>694976469
>>694976493
>>694976530
>>694976633
>>694976649
HE'S GOTTEN AWAY WITH BEING A BETA FUCKBOI ONCE, CAN HE DO IT AGAIN?
>>694976331
How the fuck can you be THIS new
All of you are summer fags. I sperged up to here. Go fuck yourself. I can't keep going cause women don't know how to correctly
>>694976261
Fake or you just nosedived a potential recovery
>>694976742
It is someone he's close to, he's talked about them in school together.
OP you are such a fucking faggot. Have you ever been in pussy since the day you came out one?
>>694976803
ehh oh well made me kek
>>694976633
>dickus pickus
You must be this lad
>>694976778
we can only hope
>>694976829
my mistake, I didn't take the time to read through OP's spaghetti ass post.
>>694976803
OP pussied out
RIP thread
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>694976803
gargle cum
>>694976803
I HAVE ALREADY FUCKED MYSELF, FEEL GOOD! YOU SHOULD TRY IT YOU FUCKING NIGGER FAGGOT
>>694976803
>oh shit I'm about to be rejected
>quick, let's pretend I don't care by posting the thread
>>694976803
fucking kill yourself
(but seriously though, since your relationship with her is salvaged now, you should totally go in for the fuck for real. She's a pretty cool chick for going along with this)
>>694976803
wtf... JUST WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
I hope it was fake, you can't fuck it up this much
>>694975734
SHE HAS THOUGHT. SHE HAS ACTUALLY THOUGHT! SOW THE SEEDS OF DOUBT AND REAP THE HARVEST OF PUSSY!!!
>>694976803
I sincerely hope you kys
>>694976803
gabe. GABE. G A B E. You fucking coward. But by God this is the most beautiful tour de force I've ever seen from a beta male such as yourself. Godspeed you queer.
>>694976803
OP confirmed faggot
>kys
>>694976803
you´re a pussy and you know it
>>694977035
this op pussied out and revealing the thread was his fllback plan
kys op
>>694976803
You're a fucking faggot. She's going to forever think of you as the guy who asked random strangers on the internet how to talk to her, shared a picture of her and showed them screenshots of the conversation she was laughing at whilst sending screenshots of it along with her tits to Chad. OP, please just end it.
>>694976861
>inb4 c-section
Fuck you Gabe. You're a complete and utter faggot. We try to do something nice for you and you blow it for yourself. Thanks for wasting our time OP.
>>694976935
I wish i were as cool as him
anyone cap the stuff from earlier? i hate starting series halfway through.
>>694976803
kill yourself
>>694976803
If you aren't going to correctly hit on Paige, I will myself. Send me her kik and I'll hit her up. She's pretty cute, you wasted your chance on something good.
>>694977208
this
fuck you gabe
>>694977035
>>694977035
A thousand times this
OP confirmed a fag, like I predicted several texts ago
>>694977261
Why haven't we fucked yet?
>>694977260
Op talks to himself on 2 phones, newfags fell for it.
You would have been better off listening to dubs, your judgement is shit.
>>694976803
Always remember the time the beta faggot gabe could've got laid but was too big of a pussy
>>694976803
Op confirmed biggest faggot of all time
Someone dox this faggot
OP here, I have a really good chamce with this grill. Let OP the fag show you from former kiks. But guys its OP's job to be a fag
>>694977401
Wrong
>>694977449
grow up
>>694977420
Gonna name my kid Gabe and make him an alpha to prove "Faggot Gabe" is a beta and doesn't represent all Gabes.
>>694977517
>Calls us summerfags
>Biggest summerfag here
>>694976803
YOU WERE SO CLOSE
>>694977517
You see its all an elaborate scheme. She'll think I'm a fun loving guy. That she can trust me.
>>694977517
>grill
Fucking faggot
>>694977401
>>694977529
>trying to influence my opinion on your dumb shit without even catching me up
assholes.
>>694977717
>>694977517
Beta faggot
I would dox you but it's 4 am and I cba
>>694976261
>>694976803
FALSE ALARM
FALSE ALARM
>>694976803
IS AN OLDER TIME AND FAKE PHOTO.
FALSE ALARM
>>694977805
you can stop now
>>694977717
You're such a faggot Gabe.
>>694977717
>>694977805
naaah gabe, you´re a cunt
>>694977859
retard
Good night b
<3
>>694977859
Yes I called him out on being fake long ago but you didn't listen
gabeious faggotous
>>694977805
>this whole friend thing is new
Surprise, surprise. OP is a beta.
Pic related, OP trying to get women
>>694977805
Give me her number OP I'll fuck her for you
what the fuck is going on in this thread
this fake right? it HAS to be
I'll take over, someone kik me a girl to flirt with and get nudes from on kik. My kik is calebisadoof2016. I'll screenshot all the way through and take text suggestions. Although I'm generally good at this already and have contributed most of the good replies people wanted OP to say.
>>694977843
How can you dox him when you have none of his personal information? Try harder to sound cool you British faggot
Make this a /cringe/
>>694978178
I'm not British you literal feminist
>>694978178
Dox this guy
PSA - new 4chan rule/convention
We substitute the word "faggot" with "Gabe". For example, "OP is a Gabe" or "Don't be a Gabe, anon"
>>694978397
I like that, everyone should go into the other threads and write "OP is a Gabe"
>>694978397
i bump this
OP is a Gabe
Wtf
>>694978397
Yep, let's make this a thing.
OP is a Gabe
>>694978344
Please do
>>694978326
You are somewhere across the ocean nigger. Was giving you a compliment by assuming you were in the least shitty European country
>>694978665
You fucking Gabe
OP is a Gabe
>>694978665
fuck off you literal gabe
>>694978665
Just send her a dick pic, literally nothing can go wrong at this point
>>694978904
this
>>694978397
>>694978563
Please return to reddit.
>>694978665
The fuck gabe
Post your face, because you must be the most attractive guy on the planet to get this girl into you despite your autistic texts. Or she's just obsessively into you.
Also post her picture
>>694978665
could anyone be this much of a fucking gabe?
