Which is the best advice your father ever gave to you?
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Which is the best advice your father ever gave to you?
>>694969512
Shows how many /b/tards have fathers.
Best advice I ever heard didn't come from my father
"Never make promises when you're happy, never make decisions when you're angry"
>>694969512
dont marry a Sud-Italian women. never !
>>694969512
don't get married
>>694969512
>>694969688
Mine split when I was born.
Does that count as advice?
" Stop being a faggot " -my dad who turned gay and left my mom
"Remember if you are gonna do drugs give me some"
If it smells bad, don't eat it out.
i was like 10.
>>694969712
This is actually pretty useful
thanks for sharing it, father-less anon and thanks to whoever told you this
>>694969512
Don't put your dick in crazy, that's how you get retarded kids.
>>694969512
the feels though
>>694969512
What are you keeping score?
>>694969512
which strangely enough is why I got fired from my last job, they said I wasn't a team player.
>>694969512
>The biggest mistake of the wrong, is to admit he is wrong
He used to say that sometimes, even being a moralfag myself, his line has some truth in it
when you have to multiply X by 9 or 8 just multiply it by 10 and subtract X or 2 Xs later. It's faster like that
>>694969512
>dad i'm unhappy studying metal work shop.. I would like to do something else.
>dad : THERE'S NOTHING ELSE!
Turns out he was right, I'm 37 now and life is pretty much pointless now.
>>694970952
yea this is also important that old teenager angsty:
>DO WHAT YOU LOVE
sorry son, but being yourself is not gonna pay up your taxes or buy that X thing you really want it
>>694971143
Aah but what if I had actually been allowed to study something I was good at?
cause.. I wasn't good at that metal shop stuff, and never worked a day in my life after I got out of college.
>>694970580
which is why Trump is a great leader, he is never wrong.
>Money isn't the most important thing in life anon....... but it's up there with oxygen
He did not lie.
Find yourself a woman who likes to cook.
>>694971888
Trips of truth!
>>694969966
Your double dubs seem to say so
While helping me with a science project we both didn't know shit about, he lost it and said:
>Son, the most important is not to know about stuff, it's find someone who knows about stuff
before looking for a tutorial on YT.
>>694971888
Anyone who doesn't like to cook is a red flag
How can you be a decent person without cooking? like not even doing the basic cooking? gonna rely on fast food and others to do your food for forever?
bullies always win, to get ahead in life you got to step on the little people.
>>694972118
yeah
No one likes the pirates
>>694969512
he always gave shitty advices when he was drunk but once he said:
"you see, my dad used to live in a dangerous place and he always told me that his dad taught him a phrase, put your sight far, and step like you had plumb on your feet"
he told me that his grandparent got killed a few days later because some dudes stabbed him to take his farm
>>694972139
great, i just get it no one told me
>>694970003
Courtney?
>>694969512
everyone has to suck some dick in life. turns out my dad was a closet homo and he left my mom about 10 years later, so maybe not the best advice
if you don't use something, it won't break.
it seems superbasic but it turned out superuseful in my life.
life is tough it will.chew you up and spit you out, no man gets a pat on the back, be a good ant.
he raised 4 kids 3 in trades one nurse, my dad was a hero
>>694972380
my father is a pretty bad as father..
he always beating my mom and stuff
when i was 6 or something,
but he teach me that womens just objects
,,now i fucked idk how many girls,, and try to have srsly partners.. and cant find any,,
some problem with me ofc..
if want more feels i m going to greentext
>>694969512
you cant jew a jew was probably the most memorable phrase.
But i worked for him for 3 years and dealt with a bunch of arabs and he got me into management position at a factory. He had alot of shady business partners and were more than willing to share their ideas.
He was absent in my life with maybe once a year communication by letter from the age of 11 to 18.
I actually got this bike for around $350 + repo fee because he showed me how to gives his workers title loans and cash their paychecks for 1% each week.
>>694972532
I dunno man.. what if he had like.. a point.
better suck some dick and find out.
Men need to watch the 3 tips. The tip of their finger, tip of their tongue, and the tip of your dick
IF YOU'RE NOT FIRST YOU'RE LAST
>>694969512
>Which is the best advice your father ever gave to you?
There was a good thread on here about for guys who grew up w/o fathers.
- Hit on them all, score on 10%.
- Lift weights. No excuse not to be strong.
- Around Blacks, never relax.
- Never believe a girl if she tell you she can't get pregnant. She's trying to get pregnant. Use 2 forms of birth control.
- Walk in like you own the place with a smile on your face.
- Don't try to look tough. It makes you look like a chode and makes people uncomfortable around you.
- Never turn your back on a Black.
- Never let a woman know you're uncomfortable around her beauty. That looks weak and turns her off.
- To have a good career you've got to think 30 years ahead-- you've got to get off to a good start early to get where you want to be late.
>>694972736
>he teach me that womens just objects
He's not wrong.
"Never fuck a black girl and if you're gay I'll kill you."
>>694972785
too son mate
>>694972736
Modern women are shit
Women naturally have a lot of shitty traits, no saying men don't have it too, but we are better to control it ( especially because we are more rational, and we had years of understand how rules and punishment works, unlike women who got freedom from one night to a day )
>>694969512
whatever you do good or bad do it right.
idk why its really the only thing that i can remember him saying
>>694972785
>>694969512
Never have I heard something intelligent come out of the mouth of my father.
He is a hopeless normie with no willpower and my mother is a crazy fat bitch who left him last year.
He never drank, smoke or fucked bitches and has the habit to tell the same lame joke over and over again.
>>694973683
Come on dude, he can't be THAT bad
>>694969512
My dad never taught me anything, I met him when I was 14 and it turned out he was pussy whipped by a fat cunt who treated her daughters like they were her personal maids, after a week of living there I told the bitch how stuck up she is and how much of a bitch he is being submissive of her that we got in a fist fight and I aptly went home afterwards.
>>694969512
Kill yourself.
^ that's the best advice
>>694970003
This really happened. It really did.
"Just don't take it up the ass"
Fine by me. Always have been top.
"Life isn't fair, get over it."
>>694969512
My father told me when I was like 12, that everybody dies. He explained its kind of like a point A to point B road trip. He explained to me that everybody dies, and it's all just kind of a race to get there first. And that's why I smoke cigarettes and do heroin :^)
>>694973769
He so bad I couldn't bear to live with him and my mother and went to live with my grandmother back in the country.
She's even worse and I begin to understand how he came to be.
>>694969512
>all women are whores, including ya mama
I should have listened instead of just punching him.
Find the hottest chick you know and get her pregnant.
Pull the skin back first.
>>694972139
>Edgy
i really don't remember if he gave me any advice or not. went to prison when i was 7 for molesting me and my half sister and taking nude photos of her and to my understanding putting them online or sharing with his friends. these things i remember from the time i was about 3 and the abuse was constant. we were beaten with a belt and treated as less than human living in a decent house that was covered in trash, computer parts, fucking mice and cockroaches and all together disgusting living conditions. my dad always walked around nude and never held a steady job. this fuck had the nerve to treat my mother who worked full time to support all of us while he stayed home and abused us. did drugs too, not sure what but i know at least smoked weed. used to say "go get my tray" and i would go get my dad's fucking tray for him when i'm a god damn toddler. so i'm not sure what advice that bastard ever fucking gave me other than the cold fact that i would have to grow up without a father, confused and misunderstood
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>>694972118
https://discord.gg/zShGPDW
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>>694972139
Your dad was not a very smart man, that I can tell
>>694972494
???
>>694969512
"Use it before you lose it."
"Nothing good happens after midnight. '
>>694973164
>>694972982
(my english is not the best but if you want to get what i talkin about you can )
>be with a girl Agi (14 me 19)
(had a girl before her for 3 years )
> second srsly gf (srsly i thought)
as you see she is psycho as shit
>i move because im going to be a bioengr and stuff you know
>we still together talk daily, be together at weekends
>big festival
>get drunk
>fuck 2 bitches same time , one was virgin
ye its faking nice achivment and nice when you a kid and want to show up your shit to your friend and make fun
>i dont tell to her
>i work it out in myself and everthing go along
>some months later maybe 2
>i fuck judy
>..judy take care of me do everything what i want and ,,, live with me
>left agi... i tell her i cheated on her.. she wants to be with me but i need a woman not a girl
>judy 19.. still a faking girl
>i was depress for 3 months totally because of agi
>cry every night.. beat judy
>judy say she know i love agi but wants to be with me and stuff
> stay together...
>i start to use testosteron because of sport carier
>win
cont?!
(pic agi, have nudes of judy if interest rasta whore)
>>694972885
This is straight up bullshit
If you are raised by your mother alone you grow without a father figure, you will be brainwashed to feminism and will never understand stuff only men understand, like honor, there is no women in the fucking planet who truly understands honor like a man does, honor and courage doesn't exist in their vocabulary
>researches mean nothing
Without going too much in detail, I used to be friends on middle-school almost highschool with a guy who grew up raised by a single mom, he was all timid and shit, but once you know him he was the most fucboi as it gets, selfish lazy cunt, lying manipulator faggot who used to screw up any of his ''friends'' when he got the chance for self-benefit. also beta as it gets, awful with women
jews did 9-11, nigs did 7-11
>>694973683
Were he a smoker, toker, and womanizer, you'd complain about that.
>>694974449
Source for the pics?
>>694974787
what the fuck does this have to do with fathers
>>694975097
kill yourself faggot
>>694974449
shit... im sorry
>>694969512
I still think of his last words to me. "Don't son that gun's loaded!"
>>694974999
Trips of truth.
The key to a happy marriage is a quiet mistress.
>>694975168
Did he fuck your asshole? Is that why you're so butthurt?
It was more of a mindset. Don't filter yourself.
And that everything has a price. Some more malleable than others.
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>>694975300
nice dubs fag
>>694969512
don't marry the first woman you fuck.
>>694975117
if you would read the faking theard you would know
then
>beat litricaly the shit out of judy just cause she dont suck that well how i want
>i was a faking monster
>with tome go.. after a year maybe i start to feel something with judy..
i had many other girls meanwhile that.. i dont write it cause caracter limit and no one give a fuck
>start just with her,,
>start love her
>i m going to have an operation
> she said she dont want to be with me meanwhile this time
>?! okay.. so i kick her ass off from the house
>after 1,5 year she just told that
okay i get it im not the best with her
but i fuck her daily for 1,5 y and that what i got
>so after that i was depressed a bit
>i fucked some bitches to chill
>been better but feel sad as fuck
>one day a girl write to me
>i meet her.. i know her but we dont talk a lot
>kiss , next meet we fuck
>we are togteher she says she love me
>once we learnin and she start to be annoying
cont?
(still agi in the pic,, she is a faking psycho bitch she was cutting herself and stuff)
"Never trust a fart".
>>694975792
are you from eastern europe
>>694970580
that... is actually pretty retarded and immature. Of course I dont expect you to ever admit that, kek, faggot.
Fuck is wrong with you, idiot.
>>694975792
someone make a tl;dr version of this please
>>694975792
>i say shut the fuck up
>start hitting me.
>i start throttle her a bit
>we dont talk for a week
>after that everything went to other way
>we were happy for some months
>i fuck her daily 2 or more and her pussy just go full unusable , its like a faking nestea bottle
>so i broke up
>get new girl Eniko
>everything good
>say i m peacful.. wtf i beat everyone and she says that.. something new
>i never beat her i dont love her just like
>fuck wasnt that good ..its hurt her sadly
>she believe in some kind of shit i d k when she says she belive in some kind of ghost i dismiss her ,, but she had nice tits
cont?
>>694975076
I seriously started envying that kind of people at one point.
I smoke drink but I can't get women because I'm socially inept. The one time I managed my dick wouldn't go up because my nerves are rattling all the time
>>694976307
>>694970580
ah sorry man, I kind of missed that last line.
the irony, of admitting Im wrong...
>>694976312
i was a faking monster
i beat and fuck and cheat in everything&everyone
because i see that at home..from my father
>>694976059
>eastern
maybe why?
> If a fight is about to break out, hit first and hit hard.
> Try to live on 70% of what you make and invest the rest.
> Learn to box and wrestle. Karate is a complete joke-- absolute shit.
> Don't project your attractions onto women . . . men are 90% visual, but women aren't. Work on your personality and you can attract gorgeous women even if you're not handsome.
> Don't get married young. You'll both change and wind up getting divorced. Besides, after college the dating dynamic shifts and women wind up desperate for your company.
> Humor women by pretending to take them seriously, but don't actually take them seriously: they are guided by their emotions.
> When things are so hot and heavy that you think about rushing her down the aisle, take 3 months and let the phase pass.
> Watch how her mom treats her dad because that's how she'll treat you.
> Niggers are dumber than dirt and more aggressive than a rabid wolverine. Everybody knows it, but no one will say it. ALWAYS pretend you disagree. NEVER reveal that you know the truth.
>>694976415
No, shut the fuck up you illiterate autist.
>>694976670
because you sound like one
what you are telling is the shit that happens here daily
I remember when my father said: ...
>nigga here :(
>>694969966
You sure he split or your mom kicked him out of her life because shes a strong independent woman who don't need no man?
>>694976758
im a faking writer in my language sadly
i m going to translate all my shit so you can read it i will create a theard just for you mate just for you, than you can see me while i fuck your girl and you can lick my ass as a big cuck you are you faglord we will enjoy this
>>694976535
yeah as I said here, I missed the part of the "some truth", which proves you dont completely bought that shit. It's 4am here man, Im tired as fuck.
anyway, I guess one of the best advice my papa gave me was dont be jealous of your girlfriend, who gives a shit if she fucks other dudes, because you propably fuck other girls too. And he's right.
>>694969512
Be ready for any opportunities that come along, if you aren't you'll be steamrolled under them.
>>694969512
most exciting advice what he gave was when i was worried will my girlfriend get pregnant, he said:
"fuck in the ass instead"
>>694977084
kick his ass based anon
>>694976837
>its horribel.. its not normal
nowdays i get better and i off drugs ,steroids
and im happy and i do whatever i want i earn money and stuff so im usefull to the family
i live alone, and feel happy with my friends everything okay...
i beat the shit out of my father once...
than we talk it and now we are in a better relationship we used to smoke together weed
and stuff we are like friends not like a normal father son relationship,, he is a psychologist
a math/psychic/informatik teacher
he have more diploms than how many dick i have and he is like that
>>694969512
what if u are nigger, so not advice?
>>694977166
Nah its ok dude, I read your apologies and deleted my reply
but come on, you must be trolling, if thats your dad best advice he was a cucklord then, and I really recommend you to now follow it
>>694977340
ty mate ty mate,
old picture (3 years ago maybe? who knows
>>694969512
"Today is the most important day of your life, can't do anything about yesterday, that already happened, can't do anything about tomorrow it's not fucking here yet, today is the most important day in your life."
"Dad what happens when we die?"
>It goes dark
>We put you in a hole
>Then the worms will eat you
I was 8 when i asked, sure as hell kept me out of church.
>>694977619
*And I really recommend you to *not* follow it
funny how one letter change the entire context
>>694969512
I don't have a dad lmao
"Don't work any more than necessary."
>>694970096
>Don't put your dick in crazy
That's fucking stupid, unless she's like legit crazy and smearing her own shit on the wall to write her name.
If she's just "crazy", the way most girls are kinda crazy, then yeah you fuck them all you want. Crazy bitches are fun as hell to fuck.
You don't DATE crazy.
>>694977898
lololololo
>>694969512
One morning after I came home from a drunken fight the night before, I asked him "dad, would you kick a man who was down?" He said "fuck yeah. What the hell you think I put him on the ground for?"
>>694977990
its means that.. you know
>>694977990
>smearing her own shit on the wall to write her name
I would put my dick in her immediately.
>>694977669
You are the faggot behind that pair right?
>>694972139
Your dad sounds like a cuck
>>694969512
my dad ran with bikers in the bronx in the 60s and 70s till i was born and he had to sell his bike. all he ever taught me was how to fight and carpentry.
>>694977691
srsly
>>694972456
No it's goku
>>694969512
Use the right tools for the job and always be on time.
>>694978193
you dont read the faking theard
you funny guy,
>>694975792
>>694974787
check its me lucky boy
now you see who i am now i say that i m going to fuck your mother in your back and you will sing to us nice songs just because i say that or i m going to fuck you , your boipussy
would you like it, would you like to mine bitch?
yes i know you would , but i m going to beat the shit out of you once more you will be the funny boy, dont be that guy please
>>694978615
faggot will you finish the greentext?
>>694978489
Naruto*
>FTFY
>>694972456
No this is Patrick
You can tell the size of a girl in a car by her arm.
It's always easier to find a better job when you already have a job.
>>694974971
men aren't taught pride so your argument is invalid
>>694969512
"Fun ends at the other man's nose" Meaning it's all fine and good to joke around but you don't joke about something at somebody's expense.
>>694969512
"When a woman has a kid, it activates the Bitch Gene. You see, son, she's a woman now, and nobody can tell her what to do because she's a mother and blah blah blah... If you want to be happy with a woman, then my advice is to never have kids with her."
Another one about kids (one his dad told him): "If you plan on having kids, don't plan on having anything else."
>>694977619
dont be so quick to judge, brah. Greeks are known to be one of the most sexually active countries in the world. I just recently asked him what he's up to and he just sent me those chicks. And I've gone out with him quite a few times, trust me, he is the least possible cuck you can imagine. He just doesnt give a fuck about his girlfriends and obviously, his ex wife (mum) Maybe that's why Im a cheater too. But hey, I fuckin love pussy man.
Plus Im a good looking european mixture, so pussy loves me back, if you know what I mean
>>694979174
Those are bot so fucking true. I deal with mothers on a daily basis and they almost all think just because they gave birth they know everything about how to raise their kids and are somehow above any sort of criticism.
>>694979072
do you realize where you are faggot?
>>694978298
Cucks dont step on people you dumb Baboon!
They like being stepped on but your 12 year old ass just uses that words as a insult.
>>694969512
Not reading thread, just dropping advice.
>Dad passed away a few years ago
>Got a box from my Mom that said, "Give to Anon"
>Inside the box was a single item
>Item was a wooden backscratcher
>Was a Father's Day present from me to him when I was around 8 or 9...remember it cost me a whopping $5
>Had given it to him 30 years prior...didn't have a really close relationship
>On the handle was written: "You can't make sense out of nonsense"
Scratch my back with it all the time.
>>694976415
nowdays
i m going to have bio engineer diplom
in a year
i fuck whith whoever i want with nice girls
i earn money, i m a professional poker player
i play( 1v1) heads-up
it looks i earn more money than my parents
so i m going to pay my mother s stuff
and help her a bit,
i dont give a fuck about my fathers payments he is ok with this,, he have nice job
i start to be a person who i want
i start to have know the stuffs
also i have done 16 years of karate training and my trainer say i can start to be a trainer if i want so its a big thing,, now i have many lines what i can choose.. the life is here
so i just do what the fuck ever i want,.,
i love my family friends,,, also i write , i m going to translate my shits to english and sell it ,, i have many conacts because of family../friends so everything great ,
i living the dream ,
>>694979674
>Implying people have ego's on 4chan
This are advices for REAL LIFE
Swallow first ask questions later and don't gag
>>694979797
>>694972139
Sorry, anon. Your Dad is/was a dick.
One of the most important rules in life if you want the big three: happiness, women, money, is "Don't be a fucking dick".
>>694969966
Go back to Africa
>if you're gonna be dumb you gotta be tough
>dont date older women
More than a handful is a waste.
>Being his daughter
>>694972885
This either bait or bait. Utter bullshit
>>694980009
It's why I still come to /b/, every once in a while there is an incredibly good thread, and maybe I get to leave some sage advice.
>>694980015
ye ,, but maybe if we see this when you want to go upper in a ladder ..you have to get the fuck out of someone from your ladder sometimes,, maybe
or i have done lot of drugs who knows? its monday
>>694980213
Ha! My Dad used to say the same thing (male though). However, my Mom was really small, and I think he didn't like that.
>>694969512
It's okay to moan, I know it feels good.
Seriously.
>>694974787
>>694975792
>>694976415
>>694979809
tl dr
i was a faking idiot piece of monster with full of agression
now i have as much as money as agression i had and im a peacful person
ty to my family and friends not include father because he is not the best fater maybe he is not a decent father
maybe he cause some deep wounds what never regenerate 100%
>"Don't go out with fat chicks. Don't be bringing home any whites, blackies, or Asians, only a Latina, preferably a Mexican. (As we are dirty Mexicunts) And none of those mixed ladies either."
This was his advice in a nutshell. He told me this often for atleast 6 years until I moved out. His ass was so angry the first time I brought a non-Latina into the house.
>>694969512
He died 2 months ago, before he talked to me on a bar at 10PM when the lights were already out and the waitress were waiting for us to get the fuck out
I remember he saying this while tapping a bottle of beer
''You are a very smart kid son, but you lack confidence and drive
I'll always love you, no matter what, but you need to understand, intelligence can only take you so far in life, if you really wanna go further you need to make a move, you need to work, you need to face directly your problems
Everybody has fears, courage comes from facing your fears for something you really need to do
Now lets go back home, your mother must be worried about us''
I fucking miss you old faggot...
>>694981034
i nearly cry
i never have as good father.. im the based annon
>>694980736
>Wait 5 years until you get married or better yet don't get married
>Don't date black
>>694980948
nice advices,
>>694972805
Hahaha! That's golden
>>694981352
this is good this is faking nice
My dad was an alcoholic after he divorced my insane mother, and had to leave us with her.
He eventually got better and became the dad I knew and loved again. But always tells me
"Stand up for what you believe in, no matter the cost"
>>694973974
lol great takeaway anon
>>694981693
>"Stand up for what you believe in, no matter the cost"
this lines remember me when i tell my mother i m going to be a poker player and she get pissed off, now i pay her stuff and she is happy
...
fuck i do what with i earn money,,
>>694973974
i dont really get your story
>>694969512
The last words my father ever said to me. "Careful where you point that gun"
>>694974999
Trips of truth my /b/ro
>>694969512
"So I've been living with this woman, and she has kids. It's kind of cool, they look up to me. I think I'm pretty good at being a dad". Said to me when I was 19 after he hadn't seen me for 15 years.
I'm not sure the lesson, but I learned we were both bastards that day.
>>694969512
No matter what you do in life you will always have to hustle for what you want, but the right career choice can make the hustle much easier.
>>694969512
"Work smarter not harder."
>>694982725
ye its deep
Once went to visit an African country with my dad. And as we arrived in the airport only to notice at least 6 different fried chicken stands my father told.
"Do you know why there's so many fried chicken stands son?.. It's because black people love fried chicken."
>>694980948
And he probably complained a lot about gringos racistas, too.
>>694982990
pretty much my motto
>>694976312
>>694980736
faglord
Concern yourself about what you can control, everything else is secondary
Though he's also part of the generation that let the government take the country down he shitter so that kinda seems like it might be a bad idea
Anything worth arguing over is worth fighting over.
>You're an adult when you accept that you're a fucking moron. You're wise when you accept that you're a always going to be a fucking moron
>The two most convenient words in the English language are 'Yes Dear.' Use them too much, and you'll end up whipped.
>Only thing you take to your death-bed is the books you've read.
>A woman's always right, especially when she's fucking wrong.
>Wrap your shit; I ain't paying for grandkids
>You get your man-card the day you accept that you'll never understand women, but you become a man when you realize it doesn't matter.
>Anybody without the patience to properly poach an egg isn't going anywhere in life.
>Selfless people always want to tell you how selfless they are. Never trust altruism; trust in basic human greed.
>If you need anybody other than yourself to be happy, you're broken.
>Most people born north of the Mason-Dixon aren't worth your time.
>Your grandfather always told me that niggers and spics weren't worth shit; truth be told: nobody's worth shit, least of all that son of a bitch.
>Don't be humble and don't be cocky; just do whatever it is you do and keep your mouth shut.
>Any man who's not comfortable showering naked with other men isn't a man.
>Religion is for stupid people.
Thanks Dad.
>>694983311
Nop, as a control-ish person myself this advice is right
somethings in life are just out of our control, the best thing is to avoid wasting time and energy on them
"Keep your pecker in your pants until you're married."
Shit advice, which I never even considered following, from a shit father.
"You've got a roof over your head, a shirt on your back, and food in your belly. My job is done."
He meant it.
A still tongue keeps a wise head.
Be good to people, and usually they'll be good to you in return.
Deny
If it fails
Lie
>>694984275
>Any man who's not comfortable showering naked with other men isn't a man
Fag
>>694984275
Do you like his advice?
I hope you do
>>694980044
Kek
Also nice dubs
As a hunter in Alaska:
"Walk a little, look a lot."
"Look near, then far."
"Hunt up, drag down."
Really, the answers to all of life's questions.
>>694969512
"You can't get a face pregnant"
Every institution has a system of procedures and policies, whether it be school, work, or a relationship. Figure out the system and you'll work less and gain more
>>694969512
>never trust anyone's advice, not because they could be out to get you, but because they could be retarded
>>694971888
True fuckin that.
"The past is history. The future's a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why they call it the present."
Found out Eleanore Roosevelt said it first.
Women don't want you to solve their problems, they just want you to listen to them.
"You can fuck a black chick, but don't ever marry one."
"Throw the first punch."
"There's no such thing as dirty fighting, bite the motherfucker if you have to."
"I'm leaving forever. Your mother is a cunt."
"You're not better than me."
Bit of context, my parents divorced when I was 12 and my mum, sister and I left my dad alone.
He said " Always act tough no matter the pain, because the most painful thing you'll ever feel is seeing your family walk out the door "
>>694969512
"You're like a boat without a rudder. Find something you like and just go with it."
>>694974177
>>694974494
>>694978298
>>694980015
>all these faggy replies trying to imply that >>694972139 was wrong
thats right boys, the world is a magical happy place and people who stab others in the back totally never get anywhere.
it is a well known fact that all the super successful, rich and powerful people got where they are by always being 100% honest and never doing anything bad.
keep living in your dream world you fucking sheltered faggots, shitting on others is how you get ahead
>>694988194
Suace that pic, and you sauce it now
The brain of an adolescent is very plastic and able to create strong, lasting neuro-connections relative easily.
One's ability to strengthen one's aptitude is significantly reduced past the age of around 25 years.
After that, one's ability to strengthen one's bare basic ability to do things like memorize things, calculate, all other things stemming from that is just significantly reduced.
However, one's ability to recall stored information quickly and keep long-term memory is significantly increased.
Also, one can still learn and apply various techniques to improve one's ability of memorizing things and what not.
Knowledge, intelligence, and determination can compensate for each other.
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy."
The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds. He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic. He asks the girl: "Do you like potato pancakes?" She says "No," and the silence returns.
After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, "Do you have a brother?" Again, the girl says "No" and there is silence once again.
The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question: "If you had a brother, would he like potato pancakes?"
>>694969512
"Second cousins don't count"
>>694969512
you won't catch anything from a septic tank outlet
>>694974971
>mfw I was raised by a single mom
>mfw I just found out that im a feminist
thanks for telling me anon.
thank god that 1 personal experience you had with this is enough data to make an assumption on millions of people
>>694969512
son, you don't have to hate women just never trust them!
>>694988514
you don't need to destroy everysingle person weaker than you to be happy and/or sucessful
I know the world is not fucking nice but you simply don't need to shit on everybody weaker than you
what you are saying is like
>You can't win a fight without killing the whole country of your opponent
is just too extremist
Dont fall in love
"Alla Akbar"
>>694969512
Cheating is allowed, getting caught isn't
"son, do you know what the wise man Dr.Dre once said?"
"what?"
"nothing you idiot Dr.Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement"
>>694969512
Checkout what your girls mom looks like before you get married, because that's what you'll end up with in a couple of decades
9/11 was and inside job
"Im just going to the store to get some cigarettes"
the store must be really far away because that was 15 years ago
>>694973999
funny how we discover that about our parents huh.
I always wondered why my dad acted a certain way and would do things a certain way. Turns out after my grandfather moved in with us (he's fucking 94 so pretty much waiting to die) they are almost identical.
Then I noticed the stuff I picked up after my dad. Some good. Some bad.
>>694981271
You think too highly of yourself faggot, you will be a tool for the rest of your life. From experience with me being the one using tools like you.
>>694969512
always keep your promise
never expect others to
>>694969512
"Kill yourself if you want to"
run and hide
>>694978193
the guy behind him is way hotter actually.
>>694976740
>Watch how her mom treats her dad
oooohhhhh boy can the parents of a girl you are dating tell you quite a bit.
Stay away from women that are into horses and birds, they're crazy.
Best advice he ever told me is don't be an idiot. Changed my life. Now, whenever I go to do something I ask myself "Would an idiot do that?" and if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.
>>694989490
kek'd
>>694990705
yea the horse will always be alpha and the bird will just laugh at you
>>694969512
"Never punch a man you aren't planning to kill."
Told me that when I was 6 and sharing a room with two brothers. I turned around and punched a brother in the face, and I had my own room soon after.
>>694969512
He taught me how to sucker punch.
Like, everyday, when I wasn't looking.
I still resent him.
>>694969512
"Second hole down from the back of the neck."
Some rules were made to be broken.
>>694969512
Work comes first
>>694980213
my dad always said more than a mouthful but I guess that's because he was a fagget.
>>694974105
why bang a 9 with a kid forever when you can bang new 8's for decades?
Sorry but your dad gave ya shit advice.
>>694972675
ocd fag
>>694970952
build a space rocket and go to space
>>694974999
and your mom did half the county
"im not saying you should kill yourself, all Im saying is that my pistol is loaded and in the 2nd drawer by my bedside cabinet at all times"
Im not fucking with you, my dad he sure was a joker. at least thats what Ive been telling myself my whole life
>>694991362
props for not going full white boy on us and killing everybody except yourself.
>>694989246
Dale wimbrow, for those concerned.
>>694979809
>16 years of karate
We already a dressed how fucking lame that is. Learn to box or wrassle, Ivan.
>>694991959
>nigger who's never had a fight detected
less expensive to jerk yerself than to lets a woman jerkya... har har har
>>694972885
For a man, what are the 2 forms of birth control?
inb4
>Condom
>Abstinence
me age 18
Always wrap it up because they are nothing but a bunch of lying bitches.
21 years later and still no kids but plenty of lying bitches
>>694992099
Buddy I hope you get Sensei Wu's permission to use your self defense outside the dojo before you put up the dukes.
Best advice
"Know the difference between what you're seeing and what people are telling you you're seeing".
Virtually every success I've had in my life, and every failure I've avoided, has been due to remembering that.
It sounds simple and obvious. But most people either can't or don't do it.
>>694991659
>posting black twitter memes
kill yourself you fucking normie newfag
>>694974771
Until when? What are the hours?
>>694975792
You talk too much
>>694992677
i hope you get instructor Rick's permission to use uyour gay as fuck pseudo- homosexual dryhumpingesque wrestling moves outside the dark room with no cameras in it that you usually practise in
>>694969512
My father never gave me good advice. He was a pathetic loser who never amounted so anything. I am not sad that he died recently.
>>694993605
Midnight to midnight.
>>694979021
>It's always easier to get women when you already have one
FUCK YOU FAGGOT
>>694990937
FAGGOT
>>694994027
like father like son
"Just remember that when you think you're all out of options" the game
>be me
>be 10 and watching the outsiders
>Dallas gets shot by the cops
>feels
My dad said something along the lines of "does Dallas put food in your stomach? Does he pay your light bill? No? Then fuck him, quit crying"
>>694969512
Don't stick you dick in places it shouldn't go.
just the other day my dad said this lil gem to me"
"remember when you were like 6 and took dance classes? hahaha, that was so fucking gay"
im 25 now. he still rings me up and says it to me at least once a week and every single time I introduce him to my friends.
>>694989612
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
>>694993862
Somebody call Chairman Mao Zedong to give this guy his black belt in dragon dildo insertion.
>>694969512
Never trust anyone who's eyes are too close together
>>694983559
But who wins the fight is not necessarily right
>>694995127
No fucking way... I really hope this real! Tell me more good sir?
>>694969512
What's the golden rule?
He who has the gold rules
>>694995478
Don't be shitty that was pretty good
>>694995478
>Tell me more good sir?
>I was 6
>I took dance classes
>my dad thought it was fucking gay
>he proceeds to tell that at least once a week for the next 19 years
>>694995264
sorry I dont like dry humping other dudes under the guise of """"""""sport""""""""" have fun with all the alls in your mouth while they "pin" you
>>694995127
Fucking fag
>>694969512
not dad but grandpa
Better a bad deal than a good lawsuit
-m.j. know it that-
>>694996338
thanks dad
>>694996210
It's only gay if you pop a boner buddy. I think you avoid it out of fear that you'll get hard pressed up against another dude. You know, cause you're in the closet.
>>694996436
>its only gay if you pop a boner
>be me
>getting fucked in the ass by a 10 inch cock
>jerking of 2 equally large dicks
>taking one in the mouth as well
>swallow his entire load
>jerk their cum on to my face
>its not gay though because I didnt have a boner
1. You can catch the bus if yo' runnin
2. Smoke weed every day
>>694996436
>2 sweaty dudes in skin tight clothes
>grabbing each other and pulling the other in close
>getting sweaty
>rolling round on top of each other
>not gay
>lel, mfw
Don't get bloody cut towards your buddy.. and if you cut your buddy run to the car.
Don't die like Einstein... Making the first beer machine.
>>694996715
You had gay sex? Pretty sure I called that whole you being gay thing earlier in the thread, Fred Simmons.
>you're only a bitch until you make people your bitch
>>694996892
Wrasslin
All the bullshit aside, my father gave me two pieces of advice that have helped me to this day:
"Anon, never settle, whether it's women, jobs; if you think there's a possibility of you being lackluster, don't."
and
"Nothing worth doing in life is easy."
Paint your front sight red or white because when you need to shoot, your target will probably be black.
"fucks sake, with the way the pansy ass government is now and all the progressive bullshit going on I bet soon fags and niggers will be the ones with more power than us"
mfw my dad predicted tumblr feminism in 1996
"If it was easy, it would be for assholes."
>>694996924
just like you said, its not gay because I didnt pop a boner. just like wrestling
my god this thread is dumb
you are all idiots
"Don't take no wooden nickels."
Never pay less than $100, those ones will give you bed bugs.
>>694997057
>nothing worth doing is easy
>implying your dad is the one who said this
>>694969512
can't remember any explicit examples of him giving me advice but I think a bunch of shit about being smart about having fun, I've yet to get arrested or get anyone pregnant so I think it's working
"I dunno, I guess you could be worse"
and
"if you turn out to be gay I will beat you and disown you"
>>694997308
Sure thing dude but you still had gay sex. You had a penis inside of you. Alfred Kinsey would roll over in his grave if you said an all man orgy you hosted wasn't gayer than Olympic wrasslin'.
>>694997530
I mean, I don't mean to dispute the fact that you were there when my dad said that anon but...
"if you give me a half nigger grandchild I swear to fucking god"
>>694997893
>implying your dad was the one who came up with this quote
>>694994383
Nice try. I'm nothing like him. I'm actually successful.
>>694973164
True, women outside of the states are better. I wonder if a lot of women in the states are going gay or ending up lonely?
>>694997760
so now it is gay even though I didnt pop a boner? but then that defeats your original argument of
"its not gay if you dont pop a boner". see how your logic is flawed?
face it m8, wrestling is gay as fuck
>>694969712
I'm going to use this on my personal statement. Who should I acknowledge for this quote? I can't write "some b/ro's dad"
>>694997983
No where in ANY of my posts did I say that he was the first person EVER to say that. I know for a fact he wasn't but the first time I had ever heard it was from him.
Come on you faggot, get your shit together
>>694997893
your dad was Theodore Roosevelt?
>>694972067
>>Son, the most important is not to know about stuff, it's find someone who knows about stuff
topkek. This is good anon, and true
>coming from a stable 2 parent household
fucking normies, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>694998502
please refer to >>694998463
>>694998295
You can tell your friends I told you this
Youthful Senpai 2003
>When you are in comfort, someone else is suffering. When you are in discomfort, someone else reaps the rewards anon
What the fuck did my Dad mean by this? I can't ask him because he is currently dead
>>694998881
>Youthful Senpai 2003
Gotcha
>>694969512
"work smarter, not harder"
I was about 11 and it's the only advice he's ever truly given me that I can remember
>>694973056
kek
>>694998918
He's saying that for one man to do well he must live off the hard work of another.
>>694973610
your dad sounds like pagan min
>>694998918
it means for you to live a comfy life some other cunt has to suffer
the people in the sweatshops making your technology
the dudes who have to go through sewers and shit so you have a functioning place to shit
the guys who have to work shit/dangerous jobs that effect our lives without us even realising it lumberjacks, miners, army etc
and whenever your suffering in some gay af wageslave job that helps your boss live an easy life
>>694998918
either someone is working for you, or you are working for someone
>>694976740
Solid list!
am I the only one who thinks quotes are fucking stupid?
I mean yeah sure they might be really true or super inspiring or whatever but you're not going to actually change your life style because of something you once read on the internet or heard some dude say.
idk maybe its just me and im just an asshole but Ive never CONSISTENTLY thought about a quote for more than like 1 hour after I read it
>>694998255
I didn't say it was gay. That action of having three men fuck you is called gay sex. You aren't technically gay. I'm just saying that on a scale, your gay orgy seems gayer than wrasslin. And your karate is gayer than both those combined. See how I never stated that (You) are inherently gay for partaking in these events?
>>694999954
yea, you are not the only one, stupid people in general thinks quotes are stupid
>>695000058
>look at these fags not taking quotes seriously
>I cant believe he doesnt live his life based on things he read on the internet next to a black & white picture of the person who said it
>>694988863
lol
>>694969512
KILL EVERYONE THEY ARE EVERYWHERE KILL THEM ALL BEFORE THEY KILL YOU AAAAAAAARG AAAAAAAAAAAARG AAAAAAAAAARG
And then he says he raised us as best he could.
