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rekt thread
>>694969612
Wtf is up with that 1st one
>>694969451
Poor koala :(
>>694969612
Guy on the road just Kurt Cobained himself, fuck.
>>694969229
never would have guessed those little guys were carnivorous
>>694970312
Take a good look at the face of this tragedy...
>>694969954
fake and gay
>>694969171
Its Doug!
When they take it out he will be known as Douglas.
>>694969558
Kek'd hard at the Assassin's Creed Real Life.
>>694970067
>>694970107
holy shit
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>694969134
thank u ive been looking for this
>>694970890
You're right. I know what I must do now.
>>694970890
Lol get a load of this faggot
>>694970890
Ok mom
>>694970890
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
>>694969954
>TFW my GF made me sit thru the new Ghostbusters
>>694970206
That's a sloth, fucktard
>>694970067
Now THAT'S what I call wrekt
>>694970890
This would be bait.
>>694971254
Anon, I understand this is a rekt thread, but let's not get too crazy, okay?
>>694970067
poor horsey :( wish the bull gored that faggot human instead
>>694968112
that guy is sooo smart....he set all this up as a ruse to grab her tits. well played sir. well played ;)
>>694970695
Stop or I'll shoot!
>>694971355
Have you even seen Ice Age? Sloths don't live in trees, they walk around on ice and shit.
>>694971620
Oh fuck, you're right.
>>694968112
never seen this with sound, always wondered what the the snapping sounds like
>>694971225
Reading this article almost made me sick to my stomach. Not trying to bash the GOP (they don't need any help with that) but when a political party can so blatantly suck the you know what of a lobbyist organization like the NRA and do it without shame, even throw them a freaking PARTY with the entire world watching it makes me wonder why I vote at all. THIS is what’s wrong with American politics. The Democrats are no different. NONE of them are any different yet WE, THE PEOPLE keep voting for them while they throw their lavish Hollywood bashes for their friends-with-money and arrogantly stick their middle fingers in America’s face. Then they give their daily speeches, the conservatives gnashing and wailing about the evil liberals, the liberals gnashing and wailing about the evil conservatives and WE, THE PEOPLE follow lock-step and gnash and wail against each other, our families and friends, our co-workers and neighbors, giving credence to the great divide that THEY created and perpetuate. The reason our countrymen are so deeply divided on everything, not just the proliferation of guns but EVERYTHING is because our government is and that’s the way they like it. Because if WE, THE PEOPLE are neatly divided and cast in the cement of our differences they can just keep sticking their fingers up while lining their pockets with OUR money. There is no difference between the parties other than the spelling. If we do not give voice, loudly and with conviction to our discontent, our magnificent country will always be ruled by the madmen with the money. And it will be what we deserve. Because a nation ruled by lobbyists, corporations, banksters and their puppets isn’t a nation under God, by or for the people.
Still no girls destroying male genitals, damn
>>694970890
fresh pasta
tl;dr
>>694969709
I feel bad for laughing lmao
>>694972047
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
copy much?
>>694968112
Why does she look so in pain before the accident? Serious question
>>694970284
the weak must fear the strong
>>694968112
yes, yes well done. HOWEVER
>>694972670
It looks like an embarrassed smile to me, or something of the like.
>>694972670
She's working muscles she hasn't worked before.
>>694971965
There's no snapping sound.
She doesn't even scream or anything, just gasps.
>>694970067
>>694970107
fucking a that second video tho
>>694969307
Appropriate filename.
>>694970760
did it ded?
>>694973459
no, it's weed trap, he got high
>>694973459
The world may never know
>>694973761
I was waiting for it...
>>694973761
rest of story?
>>694971355
>TAKING THE BAIT
>>694969711
Faces of death .....fake
>>694973916
Tha filename, kek'd hard.
>>694969307
Wondering what car that is (looks like a volvo 244 or something similar). Anyone have a slower version of the GIF?
Emotionally rekt
>>694969497
A sociopath in the making
>>694970542
not gay to find this hot
>>694974388
Fuck you mean "in the making"? Is he not already a sociopath?
>>694974519
Yes it is you fag
>>694970284
Omnivores mother fucker
learn biology
>>694969346
why did i laugh so hard at this
>>694974274
That looks like my brother. RIP That would be him though lol
>>694974536
That was the final quiz, he got 100%
>>694969879
Scarred me for life.
>>694974961
Tour de France
>>694975159
Turkey less than 48 hours ago
>>694974274
fucking hell
>>694974841
Buy him this gun>>694975172
>>694974961
Holy shit. Are those turkroaches?
>>694974274
What's he even doing?
>>694975420
Yep
>>694970890
you must be new
>>694975601
lol true
>>694975429
Cucking
>>694969954
yep some random creapy movie
>>694972670
if something is heavy enough to fuck up your legs like that its gonna hurt before dont you think
>>694975079
Christ how much of a pussy is that guy, even ran away from the monitor.
>>694970542
look at u op
>>694973047
Sauce?
>>694969346
Thanks that made me laugh for the first time today
>>694973916
sandniggers?
>>694974274
doesn't matter, at least touch her vag
>>694976397
But the point is he doesn't get to touch it the way he wants. RIP
>>694970760
dat kush rollin in
>>694971355
czech em summer faggot
>>694976577
That was me my first time lmao.
>>694970188
Guy who wasn't patted down when taken into custody even thought he went through 3 different officers. 2nd officer thought the 1st officer had already checked him. An heroed in interrogation room.
Can anyone find me boots666? (the guy who stomps on small animals woth boots)
>>694974961
gotta love the brainless muslims yelling allah akbar when their mates just got mashed like potatoes
>>694974961
FROM MUSLIM TO MUESLI
>>694970890
Niggered
>>694974961
Get out the way! Get out the way!
>Great song!
>>694974536
That's weird, can sociopaths still like animals and hurt them?
>>694969711
for some reason I saw this when I was a kid. Like 7-8 years old or maybe younger. No wonder I'm in this thread.
>>694976173
pls get
>>694975159
stupid retard
>>694969954
fake, from faces of death...
Still waiting for the ISIS nitric acid vid :( ...
>>694969229
This is why I don't let squirrels into my home anymore.
>>694982372
wha?
Snapchat pastelullar
>>694974730
Because you're fucking 14 and just think "HAHAHAHAHA CATS OMG XDDDDD"
>>694983658
wtf did I miss here
>>694970312
his favorite movie was face off
>>694984295
>>694984295
my sides have hit the floor
>>694974007
the baby fell and died, some news station bought the video and completely removed the good part because "underage violence is bad"
>>694983834
>Holy shit!!!
>>694973916
underrated file name
>>694983377
YES PLEASE
>>694983878
Why is that red shirt nigger even trying? He missed every time.
>>694984935
jesus
>>694974730
please answer me this : if you are watching a video clearly made for people to laugh at why go and post WHY DID I LAUGH AT THIS? also you are one of those who watches an edgy video and then post IS IT WEIRD THAT I FIND THIS FUNNY? what is the purpose of this? PD: kill yourself
>>694970067
i wonder how many kids were at that rodeo
>>694985112
idk niggers are weird and useless.
>>694984148
>Woman takes one punch to the head and stays down for the rest of the fight
>Man takes several punches and keeps getting up
This is why "double standards" exist
>>694985144
Fake, Asians don't have blood.
>>694986098
Then explain how they can live, stupid idiot...
>>694986198
Math
>>694986198
>>694986098
you both have autism
>>694984243
drunk nigger gets electrocuted
>>694970312
Moar images rekt please
Wtf happened?
http://youtu.be/1aaApfk9c8E
>>694983834
black lives matter
>>694985225
I could watch him talk all day. he has a certain look about him and way with words
>>694985173
Brutal.
>>694984148
Its unfortunate they blur out here cooch cus id be jackin off to it
>>694986407
Looks like someone doesn't have blood or math
>>694986011
Evolution , if those nigs would have won she would have had to be their bitch or she would die and not reproduce offspring.
Nature didn't account for her to be jumped by primitive sub humanoids that normally would not intersect considering they are a continent and ocean away.
>>694969879
Thats fuckin gnarly
>>694984935
Lol at his face of shock, regret, pain and disbelief.
He wanted to cry.
>>694987782
Only a total faggot would think that this is real.
>>694985225
I'm not big on the whole "peace" thing, it will never happen if you ask me, but other than that this is surprisingly very true.
>>694984243
Third rail
bump
>>694969879
the baby looked white tho
>>694970760
I think posing like that after a brain injury is called Fencing Response.
Confirmation?
>>694970890
Must be a first timer.
Next month, this person will be posting right along with the rest of us...
>>694984243
Nerve gas
>>694989850
>Newfag
(He just copied that from any other rekt thread)
>>694968112
Those of you who watch this video of that poor girl and think it is funny are sick motherfuckers. You need some serious mental health care immediately. It's a shame involuntary commitment is so difficult these days.
>>694990857
Your a faggot
>>694991501
No faggot, I would beat your little ass and the ass of whatever fucking psychopath filmed that without helping the poor girl.
>>694990857
The only thing sicker is that YOU are here also. Go away fucktard if you can't handle this.
>>694989850
Maybe just bait, but this is so cute.
You just made my day, naive anon. I wish you all the best :)
>>694990556
I haven't seen that pasta yet.
>>694990857
&
>>694990556
Seems like we have an actual first time newfag, not just our usual cliched "I've been here longer and am better" mantra.
>>694969879
Oh my fuck
>>694992069
Wtf did you just say about me ?
You little bitch.
I'll have you know I graduated top of my class.
>>694986513
bitch didn't like him racing the motorcycles and yanked up the parking brake. bitches right?
>>694969879
THis one is new to me. Fucknig made me feel weird.
>>694969879
FUCK yeah kick ass
>>694989172
It had never touched air at that point ...
>>694983878
This is my favorite webm of all time. It's just perfect with the fuckin gumballs rolling around on the floor and two giant nigger reking a manlet all caught on a non shaking camera. Could watch it over and over and over.
>>694969497
Fuck humans.
>>694974730
kys
>>694970009
AHAHAHAHAHA
>>694969229
This is fucking brutal
>>694972348
for all intents and purposes. not intensive. jesus christ.
>>694992662
2cool 4school
>>694972047
Speak for yourself CUCK. I have two degrees and a 142 IQ. Is also knock your fucking head off if you spoke to me like that. The only "dumb as dog shit" person here is you... You fucking CUCK. I'd suggest watching Trumps speech about Hillary from The other day. We both know you won't, and I'd be a large portion of my salary that you've never watched one of his speeches. You get all your news from what? CNN? MSNBC? Tyt? Huff post? Tumblr? You're a little shit, with a shit brain and zero clue what's going on. Get fucked.
>>694993751
Any webm of the guy who got gored recently in Spain?
>>694972187
>fresh
Summer right here
>>694993543
>>694972047
>>694993543
I GUARANTEE your IQ is not over 105.
>>694991470
So the turks smell so bad that she started to puke.
Not surprised.
>>694991732
Say that shit to my face, faggot.
>>694984026
Love these vids. Justice should always be served at 1,300 feet per second
>>694972187
>>694993936
crescent fresh
>>694992747
poor doggo
>>694971703
underrated
>>694970890
>>694969711
Mmm... Cauliflower and red jello.
>>694994659
>>694969879
Oh my fucking lord!! im pukin fuckin sjickers and tea thatd hust fucking vile wtff man!!!!@@@@@@#$!
>>694969171
That'll buff right out.
>>694974274
so close but yet so far
>>694971703
bahahaha
>>694973761
>>694974007
>>694974655
Nice dubs. and I think he meant cannibalistic. Could be wrong though because I am fag
>>694996094
>>694995979
Stories?
>>694976397
>>694976573
slipped
>>694996722
why the fuck do you think you'll ever get ssuace on shit like this? ffs anon
>>694969709
I hate myself now
>>694983377
>mfw I thought this was nigger spooge looked like as a kid
>>694996897
I-I'm sorry anon...please don't yell...
>>694969134
the world isnt ready for the knowledge of life
>>694997078
it saddens us all that you thought about a nigger enough to wonder what their spooge looked like. maybe you should have asked your mom first.
>>694996094
nigger this, nigger that, this thread is filled with pre-teen virgin cancer.
yeah, you've discovered the word nigger, but is that all? it's nothing clever or new or shocking or edgy. only someone who hasn't had sex could try this hard.
getting sick of this place again, it's so fucking gay
>>694983929
Fucking gorillas
>>694969134
Story?
>>694997601
>gay nigger this
>gay nigger that
does that help you sweetheart?
>>694969711
Wow... faces of death! I saw that shit on vhs.
>>694997601
Its just my file classification system okay , i need to keep track of that somehow.
If you know a better filename feel free to suggest them
>>694984148
Fucking monkeys.
Black lives don't matter
Islamic lives don't matter
Either return the social standard to 1900's with dominant white culture or kill the coloured minorities. Pick one you cuntwads
>>694969558
god i love this, wish it was longer tho
>>694997927
hahahhaha WHAT A STUPID NIGGER
>>694968112
she need more milk
>>694984935
Well that was unexpectedly hilarious
>>694971355
>>694998069
asf;dljka;slkdjfasldkjf
>>694998023
i saw a spook, he was floating and everything.
>>694998092
>put all niggers back in africa
>close border to niggerland
>put all muslims there as well
>deny any export and inport trade
>watch it burn
sounds fine to me tbh
>>694975870
She has baby legs and the weight was tiny.
>>694969711
>>694969879
fucking filthy
>>694998201
the guy in stripes was and undercover cop.
>>694998562
All infrastructure previously build by Caucasians in africa completely destroyed , nope just gas em`
>>694969229
Just another based squirrel living life
>>694986492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwIvUbOhcKE
top kek
>>694998667
top fucking kek!
>>694987250
fucking cunt
>>694999024
tell me what good ever comes out of africa
ever
>>694983783
Those niggers died, due to a massive shooting in 2018.
>>694970107
That is not the way I want to die.
>>694999137
Does no one see the kid aggressively lunging towards the cop? Sure a baton to the head would have sufficed, but he wasn't skipping through a field with finger guns when a cop ran up to him shooting.
I mean goddamn how hard do you have to warp reality to see what you want to see?
>>694971703
>>694995979
Nigger is dead..Like after that head slam he is gone or Incredibly fucked up and retarded...Guess that teaches him for trying to be a nigger to the wrong guys
