Sexting thread.
Rules:
>If you roll dubs you have to send "Why haven't we fucked yet?" to the last female you spoke
>If you roll trips you have to send the message + dick pic (tits pic if femanon)
>If you roll quads or higher you have to send everything to the last female relative you spoke
>Post pics of conversation.
Kek, wouldnt even touch her with pincers, but sure man just do it!
>>694950195
aight let's fucking go
Error can't find female
Rolling
>>694950195
How do you know the girl you messaged?
>>694951282
He probably doesn't. It's from an old thread
roolllolol
Ehh why not.
Josh brolin
>>694951088
damn the dubs are realz
>>694951088
Nice dubs
Roll
I'll deliver on someone else's trips since I'm not gonna get em.
roll
roll
Bump
trips
Roll
roll
Roll
Pulling the trigger, n
Roll
Ok
>>694950195
rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Reol
>>694950195
roll
>>694954197
Roll
Rolling
>>694954243
re-roll
Roll
fuck it m8 ill roll. krakakkshhaakashaaka
roll
Roll and roll
get
>>694950195
>>694950195
Roll
only 1 get in this entire thread
Suuuuuuuuuure
>>694950195
roll
>>694955547
ddd
Gay
Roll
roll
>>694954559
dank meme bro
now back to 9fag
Sry im a noob explane
Not rolling dubs
roll
roll
Not rolling anything
>>694956333
>>694956327
And now I have no idea which was mine
>Texting grills
>2016
>先輩 pls
>>694956333
lets go!
>>694950195
This pic is really old
>>694956459
>>694956333
oooooo
It's a no dubs thread
Rolan.
Roll
>>694956333
Are you going to do it?
Roll
>>694950195
Let's do this shiiite
>>694956333
Dont roll if you won't deliver.
Lets make it Real
>>694956333
If this fag doesn't do in 5 mins I'll do it for him
>>694950195
I really don't want to do this at all but I have to roll at least once for the thrill of possibly fucking my life over.
>>694957334
Since when has /b/ been so polite ?
He's a fucking gutless faggot, that's what he is.
>>694950195
Lol sure
Dubs gey
Roll
Roll
>>694950195
404 no female found
>>694956333
>>694957428
Guess I'm doing it
>>694958409
HELL YES
you have my respect /b/rother.
Roll
rolling
>>694956333
>>694958409
I would do, but the last female I spoke too is underaged and that whole prison thing makes me not want to
>>694959293
>too
fuck
Do I send message and then picture or both at same time
>>694959293
do it anon
>>694959293
Do it and tell her it's a social experiment
>>694959293
why were you talking to an underage girl in the first place anon
that itself is already considered illegal to some people
Meme magic time.
>>694959541
same time maybe?
fuck off newfag thread
>>694959541
only text
What do I do if I roll singles?
>>694959801
kk, delivering now
>>694959840
Say hi
Roll
>>694950195
Rolling since I'll actually do it
>>694959943
shit i read wrong u got trips
do both at the same time
>>694950195
roll
roll
>>694959293
Then why the fuck did you even roll in this thread if you were going to pussy out when you get
>Top tier faggotry at play here
rolling for dubs, just want to confuse the wife.
Roll
>>694960018
Already doing separate
Reroll
>>694960243
who is the lucky lady?
>>694959293
SEND IT TO YOUR FUCKING CRUSH
AS IF /b/ WILL EVER KNOW OR BOTHER CHECKING
YOU STUPID CUMBUCKET OF DISAPPOINTMENT
What do /b/
>>694960547
ayy lmao
>>694960616
negroid
>>694960616
fucking rip
>>694960165
>>694959660
>>694959293
>>694957334
>>694956634
>>694956333
Yeah fuck you all
You know she went to sleep 2 hours ago right?
>>694960547
>>694960616
Holy kek the "um what" should've gotten through your thick skull to maybe not send a fucking dick pic if you wanted to salvage that friendship
You're fucked dude
>>694960767
tfw browse 4 cahn
>>694960767
That is the least attractive dick pic you could've possibly taken
>>694960974
>>694960767
i give it a 3/10
>>694960974
Doesn't matter, she's seen it before
Just because we haven't fucked doesn't mean we haven't done other shit
>>694960974
Kek
rollerino
rollin'
Enjoy
Roll
Roll
reroll
shit! plz go no
Fuck it. Dubs
>>694961469
Rolling for this fag
>>694961499
sheeeeit nyuggah!
Here's a number for you to sext.
This chick is a major slut
4233039606
>>694960547
Wow no homo but that is a beautiful dick.
>>694961499
Shiit nah not gonna deliver
>>694961499
do it nig
Roll
>>694961844
Winner
>>694961244
worst advice ever
>>694961844
dude, i find ppl that do this amusing, you might even get laid
roll
ROLL
Rolling
>>694961664
That's pretty homo, but thanks
ROLL
Sage roll
No
>>694962375
ROLL AGAIN
>>694962452
ONE MORE TIME
>>694962505
Sauce
>>694962762
>Sauce
The Interwebz.
You're welcome
>>694961499
i declare all these roll post who wont deliver a bunch of faggots. if you really wanted to roll that much you would already hae done it/screen shot it
Rolling again for trips
as my shame cannot stop at dubs
>>694960616
dude....when she was like wtf you dont send dick pic straight away wtf
>>694960480
Summerfaggot get off /b/
i agree with this summerfag send to crush
>>694950195
Terrible idea. Much easier to get laid with actual game than with a cheesy line like that.
also rolling
rollllll
>>694950195
dkwngewpwn
roll, gib me quads
might as well roll
>>694950195
>>694950195
Why haven't we fucked yet?
roll
Roll
roll!
Bet
Pizza roll
>>694963278
Fine. Fuck you
>>694964532
And now we wait.
roll
>>694964532
Lol the number is vicible to all of us..
Hmm ok
>>694950195
rollo
Roll
do you like pegging?
>>694965287
reroll
Rolling.
>>694964532
Nice number you got there
>>694950195
ayy
>>694950195
rollerinoo
>>694965491
Reroll. Only chance I'm taking.
kkk
roll
Roll
>>694950195
roll
>>694967337
one more...
>>694964532
>>694964532
Now we wait
Roll
>>694950195
Rolling
quads
>>694967465
Kek
R.I.P. Quad poster
Ayy lmao
k
roll
roll
Kcheck em singles
re
I'm safe, I never get dubs.
>>694968101
Fuck it reroll
>>694969226
>Gets Dubs
Is thread kill?
What's your favorite idea?
>>694969476
bread is dill
>>694969738
Mine is being creative
>>694969777
Trip get
Kek
>>694969777
Do it faggot
>>694969862
How do you get that idea?
>>694969452
Happened last time, it was a fluke
Rip in peace
Roll
>>694950525
It's a repost bud
>>694970108
Just by thinking creatively
Ayy
>>694970032
shit, I have no women in my friend list...
>>694962505
Gets me diamonds everytime
>>694970280
Lmao
Rollin'
i mean i wont get dubs or anything so roll
>>694969405
Nothing better to do rereroll
>>694970655
Let's go dude
>>694970753
Now we wait
>>694950195
You won't be able to get me, nigger
If dubs I'll message my mom
If trips I'll message every single woman in my family
If thread 404s I'll continue with dubs decide
>>694950195
Rolling
Rollo
>>694970893
>>694971088
Nice dubs
>>694971108
kek
>>694970294
Kys, send it to your relative then. Don't be a pussy
Yolo
>>694971267
ok, give me a sec
Rolling for trips since last female was gf :^)
I'm this fag, do you think I should make new thread
>>694971108
Holy shit
>>694971108
Wtf I have ger kik
roll
roll
I would probably do this but tfw ugly and shy and don't have any female contacts (from rl)
But please keep them coming this is hilarious lol
>>694950195
nigger
>>694971426
Where is she from?
>>694971401
do it
>>694971401
Hell yes you should, it looks like it's developing pretty nicely so far.
>>694971467
Then do it from online pussy
Roll
>>694971550
>>694971538
She might not talk to me for a while kek
>>694971534
Shit like I know, we met by num or whatever and she kiked me for something
>>694971688
Went from alpha to cringe
>>694960767
add some teeth and its a fucking alien that bursts out of someones chest.
Roll
ive actually fucked the last 3 women ive last texted. so if dubs i send it to my mom .
>>694950195
rolleroni
>>694971846
Reroll
Rolling
>>694971688
She's thinking about it.
If she wasn't into you, she would've said shit like "ew" or "fuck off" or just outright ignored you. Right here it sounds like she's surprised but intrigued. Give her some time and be cool about it, don't say anything clingy or desperate.
All right let's do this
dubs get
roll
roll .
Roly poly oly
>>694971688
post the link when done
Hey guys please stop
Playing with ladies' feelings is NOT OK
Please stop doing this, this isn't what this, my beloved web is about
>>694950195
Let's do it
>>694972445
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA pussy
>>694971796
I got you
>>694967465
You'll be waiting for quite some time, old chap
>>694972445
I know you're baiting but this doesn't even apply here, because all the guys doing it are obviously sexually interested in the girls they sent it to.
>>694950195
rollin in the weep
rull
Roll
>>694950195
the stakes
>>694972445
Yo douchebag. Jam a 2 X 4 up,your ass and try to fart. Just because you're an eternal virgin doesn't mean the rest of us have to be.
Sure
pff
>>694950195
Rollin' babe.
>>694972908
Is that a fail kek
>>694972445
You have no power here, wizard
>>694972445
i'm going to burn your entire collection of fedoras
>>694973100
Well then, guess it's my turn now.
>fun fact: girls hate getting unsolicited dick pics
>this will NEVER get you laid unless the girl already really wants you, and even then it will hurt your chances
>if your dick isnt freakishly huge there is no point to photographing it at all.
roll
>>694972534
If you look out your window, you can see my sides rocketing into space
Roll that shit
>>694972534
You're fucking awesome man.
>>694950195
no convo but will send to crush roll
Not enough dubs, we need men. Not little girls with rattling boots
Rawl'n
>>694973405
Its my best piece
>>694973844
Dubs. Your turn
>>694950195
roll
last roll from me
>>694970155
checked dub get
>>694973909
The last girl I talked to was the girl who's number was given out. And she hasn't reposnsed... Do I go for it?
Rolland
>>694973844
Do it pussy
This role has extra words so I know it's mine, and not anons. Also, on a computer, I've tried taking screenshots and it never works so unless some /b/ros want to help I might not be able to deliver.
>>694974295
yes nigger, you always go for it
>>694974434
How do we help?
Rolling
>>694974576
Whose number is that?
>>694950195
Fuck this thread right in the pussy.
Rollio
>>694974723
From earlier in the thread
Hahahaha he just posted his friends number we should fuck with them
>>694974860
In that case call, its not a cell
>>694950195
rolling
>>694974928
Did you not read the thread or do you have autism
>>694975066
WINRAAAR
>>694972534
KEK <---- this one
KEK
KEK
KEK
It is a cell I just called no answer but we left a funny ass message
Roll
>>694975567
Nice
>>694964532
>>694974576
>anon dont even have a contact.
>>694975836
Again, read the thread, I asked if I could use that number and I got a yes, deal with it fag
