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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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New Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:>>694938129


Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing
>no rolling
>No sexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>down with the monopoly! Lol i m so punx
>fuck off mai
>Tohsaka rin an old man pleaser
>Most importantly, have fun!
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>>694944698
Coco claimed.
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Claiming Seaport Hime.
>>694944899
Good taste.
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Why.
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>>694945017
Thanks mate,you too.
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>>694944698
Retard
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>>694944899
>>694945017
Too early of a bake! Also a fake thread
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>>694945190
Hey,I`d rather claim in a fake thread,then have my beloved one stolen.
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>>694945190
Why should a claimer bake the threads?
Noone wants to see shitty kyoko as the pic
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Akiko claimed

>>694944698
Filthy early bake
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>>694945190
>too early
>fake thread
Is that an attempt to discourage? I'd smug at you either way.
This is currently the only waifu claiming thread that didn't hit the image limit.
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>>694945351
your second beloved
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>>694945157
Absolutely Disgusting
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>>694945256
>>694945256
>>694945256
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gamecatt
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this is a fake thread retards, go to the other one

>>694945256
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>>694945495
>tfw Akiko will never love you because you're not her brother
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>>694945658
Already one up, cunt
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>>694944698
Really....
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>>694945658
No
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Deleted in 1, 2...
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>>694945121
Ah, I feel you. I really wanna go back to sleep, but I'm not tired enough to actually fall asleep yet. 3 hours of sleep was in no way nearly enough.

>>694945206
True, don't need to go full on tilt if you lose one.

>>694945238
Sounds like a comfy day.
Not too much, sleep deprivation, odd feels, and a whole lotta nothin. Pretty meh day so far.
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>>694945772
3
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>>694945772
Now why would a baleet it m80
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>>694945442
This
Doesn't really matter who bakes, but most people are just judgy about the early bake

>>694945682
>tfw Akiko will never love me because she's not real
That one hits a tad harder
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>>694945427
I see.. Here cops and firefighters deal with small stuff only. We haven't had big stuff happen for a while

>>694945287
When will you drop the 89 cents thing? ;-;
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boy we boutta get deleted by mods again.

this is what happens when some retard early bakes
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>>694945017
Hello, what ya up to?
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Tbh this one is better
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YOU RUINED EVERYTHING YOU INCOMPETENT SHITPOSTER
YOU DESTROYED MY MASTER PLAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh_9QhRzJEs
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>>694945929
Punx rawk
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>>694945083 (Cross-thread)
i always did think heterochromia was really hot for some reason. thats one the reasons i like coco so much, shes just so perfect in every aspect

>>694945206 (Cross-thread)
t-thank you~~

>>694945891
what country you from again??
and i guess we are here now? early bake, much???
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>>694945835
She may not be real,but your loves for her is real,right?But still,I know that feel.


>>694945596
Rude.
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>>694945923
damn i want her piss
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>>694945903
The usual.
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>>694945981
Top kek your plan foiled by Mi?
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>>694945552
It's a meme, mama bear. I'm also not here lol
>smug
I like you more now
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>>694946006
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>>694945442
>Implying people want shitty memes as the OP
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>>694945891
never <3
>cropped lewd?
>>694946050
sawwy ;-;
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>>694945994
I'm Canadian
Yeah, that's why early bakes are cancer
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>>694946252
Gtfo kyoko
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>>694946128
using kek=homo
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>>694945817
Really was!
I only had two hours of sleep.
What's keepin' you from sleeping?
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>>694946331
No.
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>>694946273
ahhh. sucks man, your country is going to shit since Trudeau got elected. if shit gets too heavy, youre welcome in new york, we border you
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>>694946409
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>>694946050
The love is real for sure
Not much I can do about it YET
Robotic biologically perfect imitations of waifu's when?

>>694945994
Blake best neko desu~
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>>694946409
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>>694946498
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>>694946409
How long has this been going on?
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>>694946583
dream come true
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>>694946261
Aww..
>Not too lewd, I didn't save the original tho

>>694946459
Yeah man.. I fucking hate our new PM. Thanks~
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>>694946583
Nice try
Loli is legal retard
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>>694946405
The fact I just woke up a few hours ago. Unfortunately, I have to wait for myself to get tired again before I can fall back asleep.
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>>694946738
no nude?
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This a Mi Liu thread
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Megumin claim
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>>694946866
toddlercon thread! GO!
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Beware

>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
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>>694946535
you are all so kind to me~~~

>>694946716
anything for senpai ama~~~~~~~
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>>694947001
>one off
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>>694946620
meguMEME
>>694946716
don't worry i still love you <3
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>>694947001
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FECK
SHITE
CUNT
SHITE
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>>694947001
Close but no cigar
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>>694947019
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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>>694947001
Damn Trips Guy, getting closer every time.
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>>694946569
I can understand many things,but really?
>>694946535
It sure does suck that you know that even when they do work on those,it will be out of my price range.
> you will never cuddle with your waifu untill you both fall asleep
End me.
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>>694945817
Should probably eat something and then take a nap in that case.
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>>694947001
Close but no cigar
>>694947111
O shit didn't Reroll
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>>694947001
Last time 2 off this time 1 off
NEXT TIME
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>>694947111
trips guy. Would this count?!
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>>694947148
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>>694947111
Congrats! Too bad you didn't roll for it...
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>>694947111
kek
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>>694947111
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
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>>694947148
too old

MOOOOOOOOOOOODZZZZZ
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Next thread already in chamber, cunts
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>>694944698
You sad fucks
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>>694947111
>>694947225

Too late mate,you will not lay your filthy hand on my wiafu now.
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>>694947001
When we abolish claiming and make all waifus public property we will not have to fear this.
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Get ready, cuntz
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>>694947410
No thnx
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>>694947363
these bitches are WAY too old
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>>694947306
>being this new
You have much to learn
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>>694947001
Very, very close there, Trips Guy
How's it hanging?
>>694947111
>didn't even roll
Is living even worth it?

>>694947019
Anything~?

>>694947082
You wanted the original?
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>>694947111
Hahahaha. So sorry Danke. I know the feeling all too well.
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>>694947417
If this retard actually makes a thread just ignore it and go to the other thread, this shit happens because we allow it.
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>>694946782
That's no good.
I might nap soon depends if I can.
Have you tried lying down and playing some soothing sounds? Or just reading something?
>>694947001
So fugging close. Maybe, I'll just say maybe.
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>>694947410
Commie leave plz.
>>694947487
Teach me then sensei.
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>toddlercon
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>>694946600
Last few threads.
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>>694947363
>>694947396
>>694947430
too old, would not rape
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>>694947531
Butthurt, mai?
I am the good shitposter
You want anarchy
I want orderly chaos
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>>694947111
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>>694947487
>>694947497
>>694947513
>>694947538
>>694947552
>>694947582
>>694947586
>>694947594
>>694947595
TOO OLD
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>>694947675
>orderly chaos
You are a potato
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>>694947497
of course~!

anything...~
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Got one in thr chamber you cuntz
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>>694947179
I should, but ah well. I'll just deal with the regret later tonight.

>>694947487
Sup Smuggles.

>>694947538
Nope. I know how my sleep system works, and it is unfortunately a very unforgiving one. And I assume you're off today?
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>>694947742
You are butthurt
Waifus are not public property
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>>694947745
Unload it into your head
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>>694947692
>>694947723
too old
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>>694947497
maybe :^)
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>>694947819
Fuck off mai
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>>694947487
>being this much of an impostor
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Mai sucks negro cocks
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>>694947019
~YES~~~~~~~~~~~~
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>>694947743
>>694947755
>>694947768
>>694947794
still too old
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Fags
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Umikaze a shit
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>>694947001
>>694947111
Holy shit
The gods are not with this one
Still, don't stop believing trips guy
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>>694947833
>>694947842
>>694947889
>>694947902
>>694947933
>>694947956
>>694947966
too old

more like this pic
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>>694948054
blow me
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>>694947956
/waifu/ yes~~!!!
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New thread in the oven
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https://youtu.be/SjfspM5sDIA

I'm so high, you're so high, if I take another sip then I just might die.
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Well,thats a lot of shitposting.Is it always like this?
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>>694948132
Okay
When?
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>>694947809
The system has shifted attention from discussing your waifu to worrying about claiming your waifu first every thread, every now and then we have a problem with people claiming the same waifu, these shitstorm are not fixable, they are inevitable with the current system. if waifus where public property and people discussed their waifus in solidarity this would all be fixed
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>>694948015
>>694948044
>>694948086
>>694948088
no grannies please
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>>694948170
I wish youd take another sip
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>>694947177
>
Fuck
>End me
Okay but only if I can eat you after
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>>694947582
An easy lesson. Don't pull a saber

>>694947735
Deal with it

>>694947768
Sup pretty boy idol. How goes it?

>>694947902
Thanks for the bundle thing on steam
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>>694948202
They AREN'T public property you commie
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>>694948291
And that is the source of everyones frustrations.
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Claimed
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>>694947265
A true shame

>>694947225
Unfortunately no, didn't make the claim in that post
It's already happened once before

>>694947206
This time
I wasted the roll

>>694947306
My hands aren't that filthy

>>694947410
But then what would I steal with my trips?

>>694947497
I'm doing alright besides the tragedy that just occurred just there, cheers for asking. Just chilling with some tunes.

How's yourself?

>>694947501
The kind words are appreciated my good man

>>694948088
Apparently they are not
At least I got trips though, which gives me even more reason to believe in a brighter trips filled future
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Mai wont win
>>694944698
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>>694947595
How unfortunate. Such pansies they are.
>>694947768
Wow, that crazy.
Yeah, I have off today and tomorrow. Got something planned tomorrow?
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>>694947768
Well, the option still stands if you feel like it.
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>>694948363
Early bake to keep the commies at stake
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Fuck commies
>>694948363
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>>694948237
I'm actually perfectly sober.

And that's a good song.
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Communism sucks
>>694948363
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>>694948625
Not the point
>>694948363
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>>694948363
>>694948363
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>>694945256
>>694945256
>>694945256
>>694945256
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Holololol
>>694948363
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>>694948754
Already linked, commie
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