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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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New Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:
>>694920303

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing
>no rolling
>No sexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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kagami claimed!!!
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Gonna delete this one aswell like last time?
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>>694929728
Yeah.. Hand-kun was very nice, I miss the guy honestly
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Shiro claimed.

>>694929692
Crank up the level some more!

>>694929715
I'm not convinced. You DO sound like the real one.
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>>694929884
Stop trying to form a monopoly on the threads you elitist.
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Has it stopped?
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Here!
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>filthy early bake
>>694929459
(89 cent megumeme)
that's cute :3
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claimed.
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Hello
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>>694929877
Wonderful!
>>694929937
More creative? Okay.
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>>694929528
A Greek anon did, but he disappeared

>>694929665
Mizore, Chara, and I are actually gay.
Fran here, I found the truth!
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>>694929719
YOU WHORE. THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE CHAT THREAD FORMERLY KNOWN AS WAIFU!!!

Also, copypasta:

>>694929397
I'm kinda with this guy here >>694928761 (You) what's the appeal to her? I've seen Fate Stay and Fate Zero, and Rin is kind of a bitch.
>>694929446
>It's worth mentioning no one has any obligation to greet others.
Also true, but we aren't discussing the people of the thread, we're discussing the worthiness and efficacy of the thread itself.
>Form your own opinion
That's what I've been doing all morning. Again, I could put it more eloquently, but perhaps that guy in the last thread described it most accurately when he said that these threads are a giant circlejerk.
>>694929458
>JT is a dead guy.
Thank you!
>That's just dishonest.
It's kind of not, actually. see >>694929453 (You)
>>694929459
>>Next thread shouldn't be a waifu thread, it should take the Prince route and be called The Chat Thread Formerly Known as Waifu.
Let's make this a thing. I had the idea, it was a good idea, now I want it to be a thing!

Kal-El claimed.
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>>694929719
Fucking cancer thread
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>>694929459
Such as the people who turned into chatters, myself included, there may be newcomers who enjoy the whole waifu prospect and we can adapt. Keeping the title is a mislead at this point, but it may be a haven for the uninitiated
*cough* Baaane

Tristana claimed

Well I'm going to be off this for now, it's been a blast!
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>>694929884
What?
>>694929905
>missing hand-kun
His waifu was a literal joke
>>694929937
I was the imposter
>>694930007
Wew there mr bond
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Let's do this again
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>>694929952
kek.
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claimed.
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>>694929877

>>694929905
Wonder how long until karen leaves
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>>694930155
Huh?
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No one even bothers to claim their waifu's anymore.
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>>694930215
Wonder how long until a megu switches
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>>694930165
>Louder
>Happier
>More destructive
>Gives you free weapons.
>Bluer Hairer
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>>694930215
>Wonder how long until karen leaves
He won't.
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>>694930215
Seems like Karen really does care for the community, so no time soon.
@694930306
Try harder next time.
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Claimed. He likes it deep just like his fans.
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>>694929884
It'll probably happen again.

>>694930155
There was a thread the other day that led off with that picture, and Mai held the thread hostage for a stupid comic.

>>694929952
Fuck off Mai.
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>>694930332
well then
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>>694930044
heya shiro!! how are you doing today??>>694930215
yuuko!! hi!!!
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>>694929935
>>694930085
I don't think so. I think the people who like these threads have already been established, as well as the people who are neutral and those that are negative.

These have been around long enough for people to make up their minds about them, and that's why new people are rarity nowadays.

As for me, I'm here, I guess.
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>>694930260
Your post ended in 007, mr bond
>what's good?
>>694930427
Couldn't you just make a new thread?
>doubts you
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>>694930306
Are you blind, or what?
Piss off, cunt.
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>>694930454
Hey kagami

>>694930397
Hey Kyouko

>>694930403
Hey shiro


No one cares that I found the truth...
>>694930061
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Reminder Tohsaka Anon is a fudgepacker
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>>694930155
You know you could just reverse the image.
But still, pic related.

>>694930061
I'm okay with this. There is a higher chance of me hooking up with a crossdressing alien than actual waifus existing in real life.

>>694930044
Ah, it really is you! How are you doing, dear?

>shiro claim
>homuroll
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>>694930616
How did you get this?!
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>>694930061
Yeah three of you.

Doesnt explain all the fagget shit going on here. Why the fuck are you fuck bois claiming waifus?
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>>694930546
Oh my so it did, I completely missed that.
>what's good?
Just finished Monster Musume and I'm waiting on food. You?
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>>694930085
>Kal-El claimed.
This... Okay if you think about waifu picks that are likely to lead to actual happiness and safety, this might be legitimately the best pic here....

You somehow managed to completely miss the point of the thread, yet completely won.
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>>694930614
Fran
you are the truth
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>>694930085
>fate/zero
Wew there lad
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>>694929991
That's unexpected from you

>>694930085
kek, I wouldn't mind
Why not bake the threads from now on then?

>>694930133
Include me on that as well
That's how I first got in the thread, just claimed and then did other things in the background. Then I got absorbed
It's certainly a mislead, but I enjoy it.

See ya man

>>694930155
It was, but I'm talking about the anon here

>>694930215
I hope he won't, but only time will tell about that
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>>694930935
No stealing.
>>694929994
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>Mfw they woke me up already
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>>694930997
>Why not bake the threads from now on then?

Don't give people terrible ideas.
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>>694929905
Karen is like Hand-kun, only better.
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>>694930454
I'm fine, my mom wants me to go outside and do things as of recent, that sucks. I also feel that I should tell her I love a fictional character, because she seems to be really worried about me as of recent and wants to know what makes me happy. Enough about me, how have you been?
>>694930614
Hello Fran, what ya up to?
>>694930715
I'm fine, just listening to some music. How about you?
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>>694930842
>You somehow managed to completely miss the point of the thread, yet completely won.
Right? That's kinda what I was going for.
>>694930992
That isn't really an answer. I'm genuinely curious. Is this just a purely lust based thing where you just want her looks, or what?
>>694930997
I was actually going to before OP beat me to it.
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>>694930007
discount azusa
>>694930427
giv hugs ;-;
>>694930997
doesn't change the fact 90% of your pics are spooky
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>>694930715
Qt aliens when?

>>694930811
I only identified as gay since a 6 months ago, before that I was never really into girls anyway.

More of a "lab partner" than waifu, but she could become a husbando

>>694930935
About what?

>>694931286
Not much, just playing DnD over Skype
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>>694931174
Shush now, maybe that'll lead to something entertaining

>>694931176
I like both of them

>>694931447
OP was a filthy early bake, it's not your fault

>>694931452
No, they're beautiful and cute
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>>694931614
Are you shitting me
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>>694931614
About beauty

>>694931629
>daily space balls
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>>694931814
No stealing.
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>>694930997
Whatevs, rape bote
>inb4 I'm the rapist
>have toh Rin blush you rape bote
>>694931447
No, I like girls who are "bitches"
>>694930813
I'm eating a hot pocket
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>>694930614
hiya frankenberry!!
how's everything going, and how did you do on the bbq contest thingy?!?
>>694931286
hmmm, i think it's better if you keep somethings to yourself, but that's up to you!!! and i think she just cares about you shiro...it's not a bad thing
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>>694931452
Oh yeah, is azusa kill?

>>694931699
What am I shitting you about?

>>694931814
So nice, you must be the truth about flattery

>>694931629
Qt balls

>>694932086
5th out of 17.

My mom placed 2nd again
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>>694931286
>m fine, my mom wants me to go outside and do things as of recent
Holy shit, you are me.
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>>694931629
Gtfo
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>>694932064
I've never had one of those. What are they?
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Roll for your shitposting superpower:

0-1: You have a folder for every single poster on /waifu/ with exact filenames, and the ability to mimic anybodies persona.

2-3: You can guarantee a get, one dub every minute, trips every ten minutes, quads every 100 minutes and so on.

4-5: You can delete every OTHER /waifu/ thread at any moment.

6-7: You can spam without a captcha and no cool down, the only limit is how fast you can select an image.

8-9: You can recite every copypasta ever written from memory.

Dubs: Your choice of any of the above.
Trips and up: All of the above.
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>>694932064
>No, I like girls who are "bitches"
That's fair. I can sympathize. You watched this one yet (pic related)?
>>694931286
>>694932235
>my mom wants me to go outside and do things as of recent, that sucks
This more than anything else has convinced me to get out of this thread. How many people in this thread can legally drink alcohol? Is it just me?
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>>694932371
How has one never had a Hot Pocket before?
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>>694930439
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>>694932371
>>694932575
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
How have you never had a hot pocket?
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>>694932592
not good enough

need better blue hair
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>>694932592
Oh fuck off that's not even your thing, don't just jump in here like that's your thing.
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>>694932575
I guess it's just not a big thing here. I've heard about them a lot, just never ate one.

>>694932636
Oh my
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>>694932490
I can. But it all tastes like shit so far.
>Still gotta go find some of the honey mead Akiko told me about
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>>694932371
Basically microwave philly cheesesteak
>>694932490
Nah
>how many people in this thread can legally drink alcohol
I can
I also got dat weed card
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mugi claimed
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>>694930215
>>694930935
>>694931051
>>694931814
>>694931970
Waifu monopoly at work.
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>>694932804
Make your own
Thats what akiko does
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>>694932785
You're not missing out on much. Anyways, how has your day been Mio?
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>>694932804
Mead is delicious, I highly recommend it. Real talk here, Mead is one of the most refreshing drinks in the world. A cold mead is the perfect drink when you're coming in from working in the sun.
>>694932814
>I also got dat weed card
Jesus kid, could you sound a little younger, maybe?
>>694932785
It's basically a cheap microwavable pinini.
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>>694931692
no that would be the other 10%
>>694932206
could be
haven't saw him here in a long time
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>>694932371
How have you never had one?

What country are you from?
>>694932829
Hey Mugi
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>>694932829
Mugi
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>>694932814
What is a philly cheesesteak? Oh my it seems like I'm missing out on a lot

>>694932905
Oh well I'd still like to try it one day just to say I've eaten one. It's okay, I've kind of lost track of time and stuff today. I decided to come jump in the thread for a while. You?

>>694929719
Oh I see, huh. It doesn't sound that nice

>>694933101
I'm from the UK. I'd eat one if I had the chance too
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>>694932905
>you're not missing out on much
Hot pockets are god tier gtfo
>>694933029
Okie am i sound younger yet i wet my diapies can i get a change pls
>I'm exactly 21
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>>694933207
It's a meat and cheese sandwich from Philidelphia. Generally shaved beef and melted cheddar with some kind of peppers or onions on a long bun.
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>>694933207
>whats a philly cheesesteak
Do you live under a rock sir?
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>>694933198
Thread greets less people as time goes by because generally individuals that like one another come in waves.
Ones here already found "enough" people.

This is still a successful platform for people to meet.
One wave leaves another one enters, rinse and repeat.
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>>694933336
Its swiss cheese you fucking dingle
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The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life is here again to bless the thread.
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>>694932785
I mean, I guess that's kinda fair. But they've past they're prime personally. I can never find the pepperoni kind that doesn't have some kinda special crust. Shit sucks.

>>694932885
>Implying I have the time, money, equipment, or space to do so
Making alcohol always did seem like an interesting thing to learn though.

>>694933029
I was told mead is a lot sweeter than other alcohols which is why I figured I'd give it a shot. All I've had before are vodka and some mixed drinks. I think the only other one I even remotely liked was one my cousin gave me when I was like, 6. It was some caramel tasting shot that had Khalua in it. It was called something like a bomber shot, I can't really remember to be honest. Was pretty damn sweet though.
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>>694933415
All you need is common household items
>draino
>ammonia
>bleach
>cooking oil
Voilã you got honey mead
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>>694933415
A T-132?
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>>694933033
Oh shit man.


Isn't kazumi also dying?

>>694933207
A Philly cheese steak is a sandwich. Shredded beef, cheddar, onions, and peppers. Really good


I don't recommend having a hot pocket, it's a shitty instant meal

>>694933413
Oh, it's you

How are you?
>>694933373
Well, he is British
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>>694933336
Oh my that sounds really good.

>>694933373
It seems I do

>>694933415
Oh I see, I used to eat a certain type of instant noodle stuff but they don't do it anymore. Probably because it was so unhealthy. I feel your pain
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>>694933602
I tried this
It worked
~Sadam Hussein
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>>694933602
>ammonia
>bleach
Literally creates mustard gas.
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>>694933671
Finally a waifu that actually looks like a person that could exist.
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Akiko claimed

>>694932804
>honey mead
Yes, yes you should
Good stuff man

>>694932885
I tried once
It tasted like watered down honey and dissapointment. They say it gets better with experience though. Might try it again
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>>694933207
Woke up an hour ago, just been listening to music.
>>694933238
>god tier
What are you fucking gay? Pizza Rolls are far superior.
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>>694931286
Not much going on. Pokemon Go servers are down T_T.

>>694931614
Would be especially nice if it a shape shifting type.
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>>694933723
See: >>694933697
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>>694931614
Futa Fran?
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>>694933336
>>694933373
>>694933671
>>694933663
>>694933407
Best way to make a phili cheese steak: A warm itallian bread bun, fine shaved smoked beef, swiss, cheddar, and friend red bell peppers. Throw some chili powder on there if you're feeling saucy, serve with french fries sprinkled with paprika and mayonaise on the side for a dip.
>>694933415
>mead
It's a really sweet, rich, warm flavor. I generally don't go for sweet drinks because they usually go over the top, but mead really does it for me.
>>694933602
You shut your fucking mouth you HERETIC!!!
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>>694932064
>well meme'd
Let me see your pm's with Hana and we'll know for sure who's the rapist

>>694933033
10% spooky
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>>694933663
Maybe one day I'll get to try that, it does sound really good. It seems like I'm missing out on a bunch of food. Well still I'd like to try it, just to have the memory of eating it.

>>694933781
Oh? Huh?

>>694933788
Oh that sounds nice, what time is it for you?

>>694933989
Mmm that sounds so tasty. I might have to see if I can do that myself then. I'll write that down for future use
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>>694933783
Hello my favorite Belgian

>>694933799
Who knows what they will look like?

>>694933903
Would rather a genderbent Fran

>>694933989
I'm hungry now
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>>694933989
>you heretic
?
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>>694933663
yeah
last time he came on like a month ago he said that it might be the last time he's here
>>694934082
100% 89 cent bote
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>>694933602
Shit, I assume I need a straw to blow the bubbles to make it mix more evenly?

>>694933641
Like I said, I really can't remember the specific name of it. I'll ask him in a little bit.

>>694933671
They're not particularly bad if you get the Garlic crust type. But avoid I think the baked one, tasted weird.

>>694933783
Oh hi Akikikikikokokokoko.

>>694933989
I'm a sucker for sweet. I've not yet had something sweet that I couldn't drink. Some things I have to go slow on, but I can still drink it. Like coffee creamer. Delicous sweet unhealthy French Vanilla creamer.
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>>694934146
Futa is far superior than genderbend
With futa she looks exactly like Fran but with the cock you crave
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>>694934099
3 PM, my sleep schedule usually isn't this fuck, but I stayed up until about 9 am last night for no reason.
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>>694932757
K
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>>694934099
>>694934146
Hell yeah, I'm cooking that shit up now. Made myself hungry talking about it.
>>694934160
Mead is delicious you tasteless troglodyte.
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>>694934210
>drinking coffee creamer straight
I wonder if this is what it feels like when people find out Americans use Mayonnaise to dip fries.
>>694934360
Shut brah now I'm thirsty. Gonna go get me some mead.
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>>694934210
I'm pretty sure it's a B-52
>>694934360
Mustard Gas > Mead
You fucking Nord
This isn't fucking skyrim or WoW or your LARP sessions
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>>694929719
Katsura СУКА БЛЯАТЬ
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Waifu CLAIMED
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>>694934099
Jesus that pic..

>>694934201
Concentrated :^)
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>>694934099
Aside for fish and chips, what are some of the good British foods?

>>694934201
Shit man. I never knew either of them that closely, but that is really sad

>>694934258
Not that attracted to the female figure, sorry m8

>>694934360
I will have to make something for myself also
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>>694934506
The French do that, you uncultured swine
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>>694934522
Have you ever actually tried it?
Personally I got into it a couple years back when a friend of mine started brewing the stuff. Love it now.
>>694934525
No idea who she is, but she looks delicious. Got kind of an icecream thing going on.
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>>694934210
Oh huh. Garlic crust type? I didn't even know there were that many types. This is like a whole new world to me

>>694934273
Whoa,well at least your body got some needed sleep it seems.

>>694934360
Nice, I'll defiantly have to try and make it in the near future

>>694934607
I'm not sure. A lot of things that seem British, apparently aren't. I guess the full english is good. Usually for break fast, but I don't eat it often. It has things like bacon, sausage, toast, eggs and so on. I can't really think of that many British foods
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>>694934506
Haha, it's not something I do often. And even when I do, it's only a few of those small ones you get at 7-11s, and I mostly only do it because I need a sugar boost to stay awake because I stayed up or woke up early...so probably tonight if I don't get back to sleep.
>Mayo
>With fries
That's just disgusting.

>>694934522
That was it, yep.
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Waifu get!
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>>694934850
Have you tried Mustard Gas?
Personally I got into it a couple years back when my friend joined up with Sadam Hussein
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>>694934924
See: >>694934732
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>>694934146
I'm the only Belgian

>>694934210
Hiya

>>694934360
This guy knows what's good
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>>694931814
>weekly bug
>>694932206
Metal screws
>>694932322
Ok
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>>694935049
Not bad
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>>694935177
Mustard gas is waaaay better though
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>>694934732
Oh, good to know.
>>694934924
Apparently the french do it too! (see above)
>>694935078
>>694935319
Oh, really, how was it? I've always heard that it can be great or really terrible depending on where you get it. Like my great granpa had some when he was visiting France in 1914 and he said it was horrible, but then my dad tried some when he was in Florida a couple years back and he said it was pretty good.
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>>694934869
There's a lot, and I don't have a clue why.

>>694935135
The French do what?

>>694935177
How goes it?
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>>694935261
Don't post my waifu.
>>694929719
>>No stealing
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>>694935319
Terrie draxx gonna get sklounst
Trying to get froggy up in here
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Kill me.
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>>694935434
Mayo on fries
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Miho claimed

>>694935486
Ill kill you with hugs
>Rattle rattle
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>>694934869
Oh wait, what about Shepard's pie? Isn't that British?

>>694935177
But still my favorite

>>694935243
How are you?

>>694935486
Maybe later
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>>694935483
Hey, I get that reference!
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>>694935483
I'm muslim faggot. I can marry lolis.
>>694935486
Kill yourself, lazy faggot
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>>694934589
WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS ON HER FEET
>>694935486
you look like your dead already
>rattle rattle
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>>694935454
>only one claim per anon

>yuuko
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>>694935651
>Shepard's pie
That name for it is maybe, but the idea of putting processed grains on top of a soup of other food has been around for a lot longer than Britain has been a thing.
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>>694934869
Bangers & Mash, Crumpets, Curry, etc.
>>694935651
See above
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>>694935836
And? I didn't claim anybody else.
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>>694935552
Ew. The only time I ever touch mayo is when making mashed potatoes. Which actually sounds delicious right now.

>>694935651
>Shepards pie
MUH NIGGA! That is literally my favorite. Whenever my grandma makes some, everyone normally takes a plate, and I'm normally eating about 4-5. So I get half, and the other half goes to everyone else.
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>>694935486
no.
>>694935651
Fine.
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>>694936049
Shepards pie is shit
Literally worst pie
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>>694936048
Fuck off mai
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>>694935878
>>694936006
Oh yeah, fair enough

>>694936049
It is pretty good

>>694936079
That's good
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>>694936112
>>>/out/
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Can't get my new motherboard to work. Won't let me partition a drive to agree with UEFI
Solution: Drink myself stupid and try again tomorrow. Or maybe the next day.

>>694935645
Sounds like a nice way to go.
>>694935651
But i want it now
>>694935760
But... Lazy.
>>694935827
Not dead enough.
>>694936079
Really?
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>>694935434
Well from what I hear it's something for college students to survive on. Best to have variety I guess. I'm surprised they aren't a big thing over here. If they are, then they must not be that popular. I'll have to keep and eye out for them to try them.

>>694935651
It might be. It's so good if made at home. I ate some the other day. With a little cheese sprinkled across the top and it melts into it oh boy. I love eating it, I'm surprised I didn't remember it. Adding different things to it is nice. Talking about this just makes me hungry, even though I just ate.

>>694936006
Oh yeah those are all more English foods, it seems my memory is failing me. I haven't had bangers and mash in so long

>>694936112
Have you ever had it home made? Sometimes home made food is much better. But not everyone enjoys Shepard's Pie I guess
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>>694936121
Fuck off waifu stealer.
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>>694935827
Nothing to be scared of~
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>>694936049
Who the fuck puts mayo on mashed potatos?!
You mean potato salad
>shepards pie
Literally shit
Undigested shit
Any pie > Shepards pie
>>694936236
Also forgot fish & chips
>>694936298
Pumpkin pie > Shepard pie
>>694936326
I'm lazy too
>>694936381
I forgot Fish & Chips
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>>694936381
I never got into them that much. I'd grab a 2 pack maybe once every 2 months or so. Just a thing you get a crazing for sometimes. Or, ya, college meals.
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>>694936422
Your shit posting is uninspired these days.
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>>694934099
Should've been named
>mio smokes a bowl
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>>694935319
Dunno, had it once
I don't like the hangover it gives you

>>694935434
I'm on a massive competitive winning streak in Overwatch. I've been training hard to improve after fucking it up some time ago. I've risen 8 ranks so far

>>694935486
Can I eat you

>>694935651
Also your least favorite
>>
In shitposting
Mi liu > Mai tbh
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>>694936642
I claimed Yukko first, your claims in threads before this one are irrelevant you monopolist.
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claim blaked

i think i fucked that up
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>>694936762
Who the fuck is Mi poo in liu?
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>this cum dumpster
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>>694936691
Oh my. I mean, i guess you could?
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>>694936326
Do it yourself.
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>>694936574
>Doesn't like southern style mashed potatoes
>Doesn't like shepards pie
The only thing you got going for you is that pumpkin pie is indeed Delicous. Other than that, SHIT TASTE IS SHIT!

>>694936691
Ohhh, nice! How many ranks are there?
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>>694936691
>pic
Akiko is now a Z fighter
>>694936671
This.
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>>694935486
Don't Kys, Shizuru.
>You have so much to live for.
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>>694936823
Your waifu means nothing to you.
Fucking harem lovers

>>694936825
Kitty
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>>694937085
hey you, whats good?
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nyaruko claimed
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>>694936326
I can't help you with the computer problems


But I need you for expiriments!

>>694936381
Now I'm hungry

>>694936691
No you're not

>>694936825
Only a bit
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>>694937085
This is the problem with the system, you cant reduce love to claims and luck in whoever shows up first.
We must seize the waifus and distribute them to people who truly care about them.
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>>694936326
looks dead enough to me
>>694936517
its hard not to be scared of it when its being worn by the rape bote
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>>694936574
Yes that is a big British thing, always a place that does it on Sea side towns.

>>694936627
Oh I see. I keep hearing about them whenever I go online, people seem to praise them

>>694936671
Nice
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>>694937394
Whoops forgot image
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>>694937366
>We must seize the waifus and distribute them to people who truly care about them.

That.
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>>694937266
Life is grand
Why are you fucked?

>>694937366
There has been waifu sharing
Where does this come into your equation?
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>>694936943
Awh. But i wanted you to do it.
>>694937025
I won't kill myself. Just goad other people in to doing it for me.
>>694937360
Eh? Like what? This can be discussed. The glorious advancement of science is always a worthy cause.
>>694937369
Well i'm alive enough to shitpost. Sounds too alive for me.
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>>694937360
fucking too tired to fix it

>>694937591
tired af man
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>>694936825
Kitty Cream <3

>>694937369
I'm not the rape bote tho
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>>694937394
They're not bad, just not something I can eat too often.
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>>694937811
hey ama-sama~

how are you today senpai
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Rikka Takanashi claimed
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In just 1 hour and 8 minutes I managed to do this to /pol, what are you guys up to?
Almost 500 replies.
>>
>>694938001
296 posters
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>>694936969
Dude I'm from Tennessee
Literally fuck off
>>694937025
>

>Tomoko
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>>694937811
then what are you?
>>694937665
how kill do you need to be then?
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>>694937348
Best eldritch abomination

>>694937665
The test subject for varying drugs and operating procedures

>>694937741
What did you do instead of sleeping?
>>694937907
Hey Rikka!

Can you explain this? I thought you took care of yuno
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