Anyone here visited an escort ? How did it go ?
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Anyone here visited an escort ? How did it go ?
I called her, got her address, drove to the address, fucked her, paid her and then left.
She came to my hotel. She showered, layed next to me. Small talk, then she started sucking my dick. Had trouble getting hard at first. After I relaxed all was better.
Ended up fucking for about 20min? She was really tight I was surprised.
>>694924154
I opened the door, got in, started it, and drove off. Escort was meh, but got from a to b.
I called her, gave her my address, waited for her to arrive,fucked her,paid her she left
Drove to a brothel, picked one, paid, fucked her
Depends on where you live. In US they are overpriced and just too dangerous, not to mention you have to go through verification process to show that you are not le. Which means you have to give your personal information (jobs etc) to a whore just to fuck her. Not worth it
>>694924587
>ba dum tss
>>694925047
Not always the case plus there are streetwalkers
>>694925708
Are they still around? Thought they are only in the movies. Who wants to bang them anyways
Are the backpage people real? They always want me to text or something but I don't want to use my real number. Anybody have advice for escorts in South Florida that aren't extremely expensive?
>>694926690
Some are real, some are le, some just want to lure you and steal your money. Not a place for a newbie. Best bet in South Florida is to get a flight to Dominican Republic and bang whores there.
Fucked this one when I was in Mexico
$60
Britfag, fucked pic related, was expensive (£250)
1/2
>>694927562
She should save up for a boob job
Called escort service from motel. Knock at door, look thru peephole, she's pretty hot. Let her in, turns out I know her. She freaks, begs me not to tell anyone. Offers to get different escort. I tell her WTF, stay. Ended up blowing me once a week for a year for free weed.
Pic related used to be £60 an hour
>>694928603
Fucking worth it
>>694928603
That's insanely cheap
>>694928603
Location?
>>694928603
Yeah mate, cunts like that usually want 200 quid for the good old fuckaroo
>>694928924
Saw he in some council flat in islington.
She's in westminster now, prices up to £250
On adultwork under x sensual carmen x
Just massage parlors. Slightly more expensive, but get a decent massage, and it's a lot safer.
>>694924154
yea, a lot. its fun if you dont choose a shitty one
>>694929246
I search for new girls in shitty parts of london like woodgreen, peckham. They're cheap starting out
>>694925047
>you have to go through verification process to show that you are not le. Which means you have to give your personal information (jobs etc)
what in the fuck? I've been seeing escorts for like 3 years now and never once did anything like that. sometimes I dont even give them a real name
>>694929523
What do you use to find them?
>>694929523
Where are the good places in London? I live in clerkenwell
>>694929583
Yea. Fake name. Second mobile. Pay in cash.
>>694929583
Again, it depends. Here you can risk it with any ol chick on backpage, or you can try an agency. Set prices, hotter girl, but you need either a reference or a work email to prove you are Leo.
>>694929714
Adultwork, sort by registered date. Make sure they're verified and can go on cam first.
>>694924154
>>694929783
Don't forget to wrap it up. You don't want your dick to fall off
>>694929752
Don't shit where you eat. Search adultwork, away from where you live
>>694929583
If you try to bang real escort, they will definitely screen you.
>>694927619
Is that your jiz on her tounge?
>>694930486
Nah, some other faggot's
>>694924154
My brother drove a Ford Escort. He said it sucked.
>>694930768
But did it do anal?
>>694929358
this image couldnt download. repost please? .png maybe
Do you think prostitution will ever be legalized in US like they do in Europe or Australia? I don't mean those chicken farms on Nevada.
>>694931313
All her pics here
http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2831666
>>694924154
I had an escort for 3 years
>be me
>25 virgin
>enough
>go to brothel
>only 1 girl available
>black girl, bigger than me, stereotypical ghetto body
>fuck it, came this far
>go with her
>tell her i'm virgin
>says she doesn't believe me
>norly.jpg
>"you men are liars anon"
>k whatever, she's probably just trying to make me feel better
>shower
>i sit on the bed
>she gets down on the floor (by herself) and starts blowing me with the hottest eyes i have experienced to present date
>holyshit.jpg
>im a porn creep
>face fucking is my fetish
>i start face fucking her
>she doesn't resist
>guess she's into that
>facefuckingdeepthroatblowjobheaven.jpg
...
the rest of the story is not that interesting. we had sex for like 30 mins after that. i was on some weird LSD-like drugs that turns out you can't cum when you're on them (or its very difficult) so thats probably why i lasted so long (yes i was on drugs...). i didn't cum either.
after that i learned most pros are not that freaky.
>>694924154
I've actually been a male escorts for the last 9 months.
I use massage parlours - have a regular, $150 for 90 minutes, which includes bj, kissing and touching, followed by jacuzzi (alone) and then a body scrub. If I'm ready to go again she will do me again before I leave for no extra charge.
First time got ripped off 300 plus price of hotel. She had a bodyguard. Damn. Never show or give personal info.
>>694933010
I've heard many guys are too nervous to cum their first time, escort or no.
>>694933740
i did this once and can confirm. nothing bad has ever happened to me so far but now i gotta live with the fact that some pimp probably has my name on a list somewhere so goodbye potential political career.
never give out any personal info
>>694933628
Is bj covered or not covered? I went to massage parlour in US once and they give fucking covered bjs, never going back again. Got fs tho.
>>694924154
18yo virgin, im seriusly thinking of spending 250/300$ on an escort jesus christ
>>694926421
Yes they are still around the just don't dress like the movies in most areas. Any chick walking alone in a lesser income area has a better than 50% chance she is working.Google USA sex guide and there is a forum for any city where mongers discuss. BTW your underage is showing
>>694934270
It's uncovered, but I'm not in the US. It was covered first couple of times, but now that I'm a regular....Maybe do it once a month when Im too horny to do it myself. I'm a successful(ish) dude, with plenty of friends, but just can't make myself available to a relationship after I got badly fucked over a couple of years ago. Late 30s, still feel like I may never get coupled up. At least with the massage there is intimacy, however compromised by the fact that I'm paying. I need the human touch.
>>694929895
Dam that's sad mang
my friend is a loser who sees them all the time
he's only been robbed by niggers for his phone and cash etc. about 4 times out of hundreds and the diseases he has gotten aren't too bad
>>694935301
Hate to tell you but your no friend
Was at my friends house and had her show up there. Handed her a beer and we made small talk while we drank. Told her to follow me into the bathroom, had her suck my dick then I fucked her from behind. Payed her then went back to drinking. Thinking about calling her soon.
>>694935459
You're*
>>694924154
>nothing like sticking your dick in a hole that 900 men a year have
>>694935639
Nothing like being a little underage summerfag all judgmental and clueless
>>694924154
LE will never show pussy before you commit to pay. If you pick up street walker just make them show pussy then you are good to go.
>>694927619
cute enough, only thing is...tits are small as fuck. I love huge tits. I'd rather have a fat girl with big tits than a hot chick with bee stings.
>>694935639
Not very different from your average woman, what's your point?
ive been fucking escorts for years
ive fucked black ones russian ones white ones mexican ones even pregnant ones
had a tiny chinese slut recently she cried because my cock was to big for her tiny cunt feels good man
If you're going to pay for sex you might as well just wear a big sign around your neck stating that you are a loser at life, and get a job as a car salesman.
>>694935817
First thing is ask them if they need a ride most le won't get in some will so after do a le check then discuss prices
>>694924154
yes all the time (well twice a month)
expensive but it's worth it
>>694929895
god I didn't want to hear this. I was hoping christy mac was nice in real life. If he dropped that kind of cash and she still didn't put out, I feel like she could be able to file charges on her.
Was divorced, so I took escort to my high school reunion. We were both drunk. All my buddies' wives were pissed to the max. Whore was a big hit among the guys. She gave one of my old teachers her phone number.
>>694936051
damn you're cool
>>694927562
This is her Facebook
/shannon.considine.56
>>694936054
Underage faggots De la summer
>>694935465
>hey dude you mind if i call a hooker and fuck her in your bathroom?
>>694927562
I've seen her on petgirls.com
>>694936054
Hur dur hur im so alpha, im 6"6 and only fuck models that pay me afterwards. Hur dur hur pool ittle betas.
>>694935810
>little
I'm 6'4
I know you're the little one here.
I live across the road from an escort and every guy I see show up at her property is a manlet, balding and wears supermarket clothing.
>>694927562
trap
>>694936054
Now explain why it's totally different with food and restaurant.
>>694936372
You make it sound as though it's really difficult to not have to pay for sex
>>694927562
Hmmmm.... Not sure for 250 quid. Was she any good?
>>694934942
>>694934942
>badly fucked over a couple of years ago
Care to expand on that?
>>694936054
Speaking of losers I'm going to browse /b/ see a thread about hookers and click on it even though I'm too good for them and to top it off I'm going to take the to.e to comment to prove my perceived superiority.. le summer much
>>694936666
check'd
>>694936666
wow anon great moves keep it up, im proud of you
>>694936476
People don't generally rub their warty dicks and crackhead semen all over my food at the restaurant. I don't go to the kind of 'restaurants' you go to.
>>694936673
Not an uncommon story - fell for someone totally unsuitable and lost confidence. Slowly building it back up, but I'm very cautious about making the same mistake twice. Was abused by a female family member as a child so have complications on that score too.
>>694924154
travel often due to work, got experience with latina escorts and lemme tell you that it is worth it
>>694936432
Hey everybody not only do we have a real live internet tough guy he's a giant...BTW by little I meant age wise also how is living in a neighborhood where you're subjected to living near a hooker must be a shitty neighborhood
>>694936786
yeah, why would he click on a thread to disagree with you on /b/?
if you'd been here beyond last thursday you might know that people don't say 'summer' unironically unless they're actually clueless new-cretins
>>694929857
Not true. While I am Canadian, I have traveled to the US and hired escorts from real agencies.
Not once have I ever had to give valid information. This goes for Maine, Washington State, California, Oregon, Wisconsin, Michigan, and Hawaii.
And every province in Canada, excluding Saskatchewan.
>>694937200
here pic
>>694937284
>>694936786
>>694935810
>>694935844
Just think, all you proud cuck faggots have probably shared your semen with each other by proxy
I hope you reciprocate and eat out these prozzies, so you can really taste the creamy HIV goodness
>>694936265
No it's not. Google cherrythedoll escort
>>694937373
nice. hey, weird question amybe. got any experience with those kind of girls that look like they used to be guys (in their ads). some girls pics just make me really hesitate but otherwise they look good....
>>694936666
Good but not worth the £250
>>694936329
The hooker was a friend of her girlfriends. I told him I didn't want her in my place so he suggested I just use his bathroom. Shit, the only reason I haven't called her again is because next time I want to use a bed. I'm considering getting a hotel room.
>>694937284
so you feel that hookers are diseased whores who live in shitty neighbourhoods?
>and still want to put your dick in them
you have some real aspirations for life anon
>>694937293
Been here since 04 now what?
Identifying with a troll how rich
Summerfag is for when a users age is obviously under 18
>>694937284
I'm 6'4" and I've fucked many escorts.
For some it's a power thing.
>>694937675
>been here since 04
>"summerfag"
nope.avi
>>694927562
£250 for a guy lol
maybe im just a cheap skate but i wouldnt fork over more than £100 for a shag with an actual woman and yet i next to never see escorts near that (for the record studies show women rate their bodies worth way more than men, and it shows on these escort sites - some cunts honestly expect £1400 for an overnight stay)
>>694937630
The chance that you're going to get a transgender woman is slim. They'll almost always advertise it.
They don't want to show up just to have to bow out when you see their fucked up pussy.
>>694937675
Pretty sure the term 'summerfag' came in about three years ago maximum
GJ though, if lying to yourself makes you feel better about sharing other dudes cum and STD's and paying for the privilege, that's cool
>>694937630
no, never had, often go with those who im familiar with.
>>694937831
Some of those cunts are worth it. They'll fuck your little pee pee right off boy-o.
>>694937630
they look like they used to be guys because they're crack addicts and disease has ravaged their bodies and faces
i wouldn't worry about the dick; moreso the HIV
>>694937789
You think you know but you don't.
>>694937358
I know that Canada you don't have to. Had a great time in Toronto, they have great agencies and escorts at affordable prices!
>>694929895
this is where you smack her over the head with a bottle and rape her
whores dont get to have standards, especially at 3500 a fuck
I do escort
>customer calls us
>"hello id like girl X at Y"
>"ok, send a message with confirmation 30min before"
>he comes, gives money, then we fuck
>customer calls us, wants escort to flat/hotel
>girl goes with taxi to the flat/hotel
>he gives her money (has to pay for taxi too)
>then fuck
>she leaves again with taxi
>mfw escort is 80 dollars
>mfw when the customer comes to our flat, its 50 dollars
>mfw these are average prices in my country
>mfw i have no face
>>694937039
I've been out of circulation for about 7 months, then a few days ago I call up this fat chick I met at a bar and we had drinks. Last min she starts rejecting my advances, tells me she doesn't see me like that.
Stings a bit extra when your back up fatty rejects you. After that I just started drinking until I was blackout drunk, no idea how I got home. They way I see it, if my ego is going to have to take this level of pounding, I'm going to at least get shit faced.
>>694937675
No it's not.
>>694937914
No it didn't.
Also. It's already been proven that traffic to this site differs no more in the summer than it does between any other two days.
>>694938108
how many non-imaginary vaginas were you born with?
>>694937667
I never said any thing about diseased
I can't help even hookers couldn't afford to live where I do
>>694938108
fuck where u live?
>>694937675
>oldfag using "summerfag"
real believable there, son
As a 28 year old guy I know about 50% of my make friends have fucked an escort/hooker. If you have ever been to the strip club in a large urban city, with a 1000 in cash and some liquor in your hand, it will hard to refuse a 300$ visit to the "vip lounge"
>>694938288
It might be half an hour rate? No way that's a full hour rate
Or maybe it's in Dominican Republic.
>>694938097
right. It's like "we get it...your a whore, but at least do your fucking job". Maybe she should take a break from being a garbage human-being and suck my dick already.
>>694938204
>No it didn't
not him but it did though! one day nobody had ever said it and the next i woke up and it was a shitty buzzword for newfags being used by newfags. faggot!
This one was a firecracker
>>694937675
>>694937675
This post gave me cancer
>>694938589
tacky as fuck
i can tell you're bald just from this photo
>>694938543
You woke up one day and noticed it was being used.
It didn't start when you noticed it.
Just like roody-poo. That shit was around for months before Moot or whoever the fuck made it mandatory.
>>694937293
>new-cretins
6/8
>>694938736
lol nope, but honestly, I laughed at you
>>694938543
>>694937914
been here since '10 and summerfag was a term flung around even then
>>694938288
>>694938423
yep, thats full hour rate. Half an hour is for 35 dollars.
But the price includes only vaginal sex, oral sex (both with condom), massage and showering together. If you want kissing you have to pay another 15 dollars, blowjob without condom is for 20 dollars etc
>>694938292
I am literally old and underage kids out them selves all the time. The other day one said I'm gonna get s real doll when I'm older
So since its summer time and he's s school age kid I called him a summerfag ales sense to me. So if that's wrong fill me in in its correct usage
>>694938014
doubt it. these so called high class skanks are so pampered they more than likely dont do shit over a cheapo
bit like the popular girls in school. theyre used to all the attention and when it comes down to it are the most boring fucks around but at least a fatty is grateful for a fuck
>>694924311
Bullshit fag. Payment is always done upfront
>>694939000
Sounds like Amsterdam
>>694939000
yes but what country is this?
>>694938247
>on /b/
>non-imaginary
>vagina
You may pick 2.
>>694939049
Makes* not ales
>>694937914
I've only been here for about 5y, but it was definitely said all the time back then
>>694939112
It's true, I had my share of escorts, while there are some who's too pampered to do shit, there are others who will truly knock you out... These nymphos, sex crazed bitches who love their job
>>694939143
>>694939182
Prague, CZE
>>694939112
I'm just telling you from experience. You get to decide whether or not you believe it.
It's obvious what you've chosen. And that's your problem.
>>694938247
I aint a trap so you can guess
>>694939323
fucking cool. i've heard good stories. and that's like way cheaper than germany
>>694924154
The closest I have come is this massage parlor that is close to my house where you and the girl both get naked and the rub on you in a hot tub then you get a massage and they jack you off. I honestly don't know if I would have sex with an escort I have been offered a bj by one of the girls but I turned it down because I don't like the idea of getting herpes
>>694933628
Found the guy that kisses a hoe.
>>694938923
Moar?
if dubs im gonna bareback the next one
>>694938292
>>694937675
>>694937293
Copied know your meme
" Summerfag is a term used by users on the site 4chan as underage users who post on 4chan instead of going to school. The term is often used as a scapegoat for bad posts, especially in highly populated boards such as /b/"
You guy are not only wrong but stupid faggots too
>>694939701
Kissing is pretty much given on escorts...
>>694939701
You did, well done. Your judgement doesn't bother me, I live with myself.
>>694939747
She wouldn't allow face pics, but she was beautiful
no
i saw a documentary on escorts and the vast majority of them see multiple guys per day, then most of those just use a quick wet wipe wash between clients because they're trying to make max. cash
nasty shit
>>694939123
ha! he right
I live in the netherlands, every city has some legal hoe's. Still never had the urge to visit.
>>694931272
Nahh it was a pain in the ass....
>>694940006
Looks it, any nudes?
>>694939701
Actually most of the guys choose to pay for the kissing.
>>694939971
Do you also hug out the remaining 56 minutes when ur finished?
>>694940024
Well in real life, after you are done with her at the end of the appointment they use your bathroom to shower. If they didn't, sometimes they will ask to shower first when you see them.
>>694940241
Nah, this is the last pic
>>694924154
Any here in Austin Texas?
Stories?
I wanna lose it pretty bad, past few months I started getting horny and now it's driving me up the wall.
>>694940345
I couldn't last 34 minutes.
>>694940024
Yea true.
>>694940473
They got great strip clubs, go to VIP and hint at extras, some would be down to fuck. Make sure you have few hundreds with you though.
>>694940546
I figured with all that kissing going on...
>>694939823
you'll never forgive yourself mang. don't do it
Go to the bunny ranch. they line up like 20 girls. pick one and fuck it. $200-400
>>694929933
They don't do bareback, unless they're crack whores.
South Florida has all kinds of street walker.
Pro-tip - if they won't get in your car, most likely the law
>>694940715
yeah i know.......... :( life sucks
>>694940813
Apparently you have never been to, say, Austria
>>694940024
you get what you pay for anon. girlsfromparadise.com for example costs like £1000 per hour for some chicks. some are so expensive they don't even list a price, you just have to shower them with gold as soon as they're in the room. every girl i've fucked from there has been exquisitely well presented, clean, sober and not using, and hugely talented in bed.
brb fapping over their pics because i don't have a grand to spare.
>>694940661
Where? I'm kinda near the landing strip and some place called XTC
I don't want to spend much though...
Hundreds? Other anons have like 60-100 an hour
>>694928402
Lucky bastard
>>694940813
They do bareback, it's negotiable on pretty much anywhere in the world esp if you are a returning customer or pay extra. Is it safe? No. But they are definitely not crack whores.
>>694941118
I'd rather fuck 10 £100 birds in the local parlour than one £1000 bird
>>694941863
I fucked a girl for 1000 Euro, it was for three hours and let's say it was the best,
>>694941863
for £1,000 ph you get to do... basically fucking anything, aside from bareback. some of the nasty shit i've made those girls do, kek
I use POF and find local girls that need money and are willing to do sexual favours in return.
Got head from two 19 years olds recently.
>>694942580
OK, so what does POF stand for?
If you ever plan to visit Morocco then you can score easily with a local girl sitting inside coffee shops and MacDonald.
>>694942720
PlentyOfFish, It's literally the first result if you google "POF"
>>694942720
Plenty of Fish (dating app)
Use the IOS/Android app.
When hunting on POF, make sure the women are young between the age of 18-22. I'm 30 but look much younger and I score easily. Recently paid £20 for a head from a 19 year old college student.
>>694943212
How do you bring the subject up? Do you meet in person first and give them an offer? Or do you start the conversation with the offer first?
>>694942580
I got banned from POF because I would end up talking too much shit. It just seemed like everyone I spoke to was a massive entitled cunt and I could never keep my temper under control and I would launch into them. I'm also banned from OKC, not banned from tinder yet but it's still early.
I fucked her twice on separate occasions.
One of my favourite porn stars, fucks like a champ. Not overly intelligent but her head game makes up for it.
faggots
![image[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/cdLiSi4.png "image[1].png")
>>694943212
>>694943388
ANSWER THE MAN, FUCKER
>>694944945
>>694943388
>>694943212
nice dreams you have there
>>694945216
The dream of inexpensive fellatio from semi-pro college-aged girls?
Yes. Yes, it a nice dream, FUCKER.
>>694945381
why so mad
>>694942094
Sucked, fucked and a massage, that's all I go for. So £100 girls will do
>>694925010
> Visited brothel in costa rica
> walk in and there are maybe 10 girls
> scale, most 4 to 6 and one 7.
> point finger at the 7
> pay a lousy $45
> get excellent sex, dick suck, titty fuck, fuck her with dildo, leer at her pussy with wide eyes like a pervert while I jerk off and finally fuck her pussy
all that for fucking $45 -- how do you say NO to it ?
>>694946497
You can't! That's why we love em!
I only take overnights. I'm on time pressure so often, I don't want to have to fuck just within one hour. So I book one for the entire night. Have dinner and then fuck all night long, like 3-4 times. Sleeping well and then in the morning say goodbye.
Did this once also with a stripper in London. She was hot and actually quite nice. 500£ for the entire night.
>>694946145
not even a little bit of fairly mild torture? no extreme humiliation and verbal abuse? no asking her intensely uncomfortable questions and punishing her if she's wrong, and punishing her if she's right? no spitting/pissing in her mouth and not letting her breathe again until she's swallowed? no fun at all? tf is wrong with you anon
>>694943388
Don't waste your money on sweet talk. alaars go on a direct approach. For example
Me: Hi, do you want to ear done quick cash.
Girl: sounds like a scam.
Me: it's cash in hand.
Girl: what do I need to do?
Me: meet up for a quick blowjob in my car.
The method is hit and miss but you will come across a few college chicks that need the money for cigs and booze and will accept your offer. I don't don't give a shit about looks, but normally the chicks that take the offer are 6/7 on the scale.
>>694946497
Because I don't want an extremely exotic form of STD that will cause my dick to ooze black pus for thirty years before finally blinding me and eating my brain tissue?
>>694946497
You could always tell when some guy came in the brothel for the first time: idiotic nervous laugh,
talking stupid shit "man they're like uh hot chicks, uh ha ha ha hahaha". You can see the guy shaking with nervousness then he says "uh, I'll come back later" to everybody and I'm like "I don't care"
>>694946943
went in there more times than I can count and I ALWAYS used a condom for everything except titty fuck during which she used spit as lube. That gave a me a red fungal rash but some cream from the doctor made it go away in 8 weeks. NEVER got a another STD
>>694924154
A couple times
1st time went well. 9/10 Asian girl. She was fun
2nd time I got catfished by a girl using old pics of her before her kid. She used to be hot, now she's like 5 years older, chubby and didn't even dress cute. Still got a BJ and bargained the price for false advertising.
>>694924154
Dude I visit hookers/escorts every year on vacation in Thailand. Fucking love those people.
>pic is from my vacation with them.
>>694948244
Ever get emotionally involved with any of them?
>>694948426
Just one but I knew it would never be a thing so I didn't push it.
>Here is a pic of her.
>>694948685
how big was her dick?
>>694948685
I screwed some thai whores too a long time ago. I started a relationship with one and she was sweet and young BUT she didn't even have a high school level education and it was difficult to relate to her about anything except sex, dumb jokes and "shopping"
>>694928603
I don't believe you
>>694924154
Too booku
>>694948843
Cute, because all Thai people are men in disguise I see. Hangover 2 was a good movie huh?
>>694940473
I'm here in Austin now lol headed to laredo
>>694949212
uh NO
pic related
>>694948972
I see what you mean, but god are they fun.
>another from my trip.
>>694937637
That's fascinating.
"Hmmm. My friend Cindy sucks dick for cash - you interested?"
>>694949368
anon was clearly making fun of you m8, must have went over your head.
>>694949389
>NO PHOTO
>>694948426
Never a good idea.
>>694949339
my names the freeway fiddler and sometimes diddler i'm omw good buddy eta 2h46
>>694949710
Kek, I'm a really nice guy and I get along with people really well. I get what I want. Here is a better pic of it.
![vbr4f[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8HjTvRd.jpg "vbr4f[1].jpg")
>>694940269
mfw
>>694924154
Called her
She told me an address
I got there
She opens
Actually nice looking girl
I told her you're pretty
She says thanks
Take me to her room
Ask payment first
I pay
Awkward as fuck
Told me to get naked and to touch her
I touched her weirdly is not like touching a gf it feels actually pretty gross
Tells me what do you wanna do
I..iiddoont knn..oow the standard i guess?
Ok bj and doggy style
She puts me the condom
Dick wont get fully hard i start thinking about my ex
Half hard dick she sucks
Time to fuck
She screams like if i had a 11inches dick like it's not sexy at all is annoying af
This is gross
Try to finish it quickly
30 min later still fucking alterning between bj and doggy style dick wont cum
She tells me to cum faster for what i paid it's already to much fuck
Okkk..kkaaay
Dick still wont cum
She gets a phone call she's talking to a man maybe her pimp or bf?
Shit turns me on i go fuck her as hard as i can
She breaks her voice while talking i think she wasn't faking that
I cum
0.0000001 second later shes like ok done gives me baby issues to clean myself
I get dress walk myself out 200 euros gone in less than an hour and i feel like shit and
You guys are freaks
>>694928603
£60 is dirt cheap man. Where you at?
>>694929358
How did you originally find her?
>>694946943
That almost never happens.
>>694929752
>clerkenwell
That's one hell of a shithole mate.
Have a great story about the time I went to see a car for a friend in clerkenwell.
>>694949389
Traps
Chose my girl carefully. She was an indy so I had to make an appointment with her directly. First time she cancelled, but offered to reschedule for morning. Went to her place, she open door, a 9. 20 years old, blonde hair, all around perfect. Got in, a kiss, then went to the shower to wash little bit. Came out she is already in her undies and on the bed. Started to make out, very nice bj, even some deep throat action. Standard three positions, blew my load. Said I could do one more time. This time little difficult but managed, thanks to her amazing bj skills. Got it up again and at it, money well spent.
>>694951101
I had sex with them and no there were not, also I have had sex with a lady boy so yes I can tell the difference.
>NB4 STD/STI joke, I get checked every 4 months and I am clean.
>>694930768
Nothing wrong with Ford escorts
>>694951328
Oh, ok then. Those faces could start a rekt thread...just saying...I bet the Ladyboy looked better....
>>694951789
ok m8 you are just trying to be edgy. please leave
>>694951914
No, "mate", I am really not trying to be "edgy". YOu have to admit, those "women" in your photo don't look very good and it wouldn't be too big of a stretch of the imagination to be convinced that they are traps. Some ladyboys look really good and I bet yours looked better than these ladies....eh, mate!!!
>>694952452
Nah m8 you are clearly wanting to be an edgy attention whore which it looks like you are getting it. This Idea is just coming from you so take that as it is. Soooo edgy.
>>694924154
Couldn't even get i hard
>>694952452
>>694951789
>>694929358
>security tag still on.
Fucking cheapskate.
>>694952959
Apex Kek
>>694938944
Been here 2010 as well, bed.
>>694951335
look on places like carsurvey.org, escorts get terribad reliability stats. ford sierra cosworth master race reporting in.
and yeah i've fucked something like 100 hookers. one was a hot as F U C K 19yo, petite blonde girl who looked like zoe kimball. she and i hung out for a whole evening even though i only paid for half an hour. we smoked weed, drank champagne, half a rock of crack each and i couldn't resist, i barebacked the shit out of her three fucking times. first night we met.
panicked for most of the year, wondering if i'd caught anything (HIV can't be detected for 6 months for example)
didn't catch anything though, she and i still talk online and txt eachother, and if i have drugs she occasionally comes over and lets me fuck her raw for free.
>tfw gonna fall in love with a prostitute
>>694952728
Look who's being edgy, meight! I'm stating what most on this thread probably thought when they say your picture...those women looked bad. Every shot in this thread looked pretty good 'til you presented your picture of the chicks you're willing to put your pecker in, you kind of derailed the thread, no one else is posting anymore. They're trying to recover. Hey, more power to you! It that's what floats your boat...go for it!!! No hard feelings, we can still be mayts, right?
By my school in california, there were tons of bookers walking the streets. Holt Blvd.
>>694953334
m8 you are the only one saying that. No one else has said anything negative about them until you. It's just you m8. Edgy little attention whore.
I mean hooker, not bookers
>So basically my girlfriend doesn't like giving me head.
>After while I kept asking so much that she eventually said just go pay someone to do it.
>So i did.
>$80 dollars
>No condom.
>Came in her mouth.
>She spit it out.
>Been paranoid about diseases ever since.
>Have had 2 std tests done.
>Came back today from a HIV test.
>Both negative.
Don't do it OP. Unless you're single then go for it.
>>694953675
are you retarded ?
a straight question
>>694953334
Also how was this thread derailed? This is right on topic with the thread.
Lastly, constantly changing my word m8 to insult me is just being an edgy little child.
>>694946497
Do it again but with a Body camera next time for science
>>694953800
No I'm not why would you think that?
My girlfriend says I might have autism though.
>>694948244
How much for the three of them?
>>694953675
Did the hooker get pregnant when you came in her mouth?
>>694948843
Large, like a Douglas Fir
>>694953334
I think they look cute except for the bottom right one.
>>694954288
$120 for all 3 of them. Best night ever.
>>694949368
is this a real place? i want in
>>694954494
That is mama-san, she is in charge of the other girls and you don't have sex with her. I didn't have sex with her.
>>694954140
because theres so little chance of catching anything from a mouth and yet you had 3 tests done ? theres the herp you could maybe catch but everything else is soooo remote as to not even consider
i think the girlfriend is maybe right that you are so focused on the idea of being diseased that this cant be a normal reaction and you are likely on the autism spec
>>694950179
Possibly men. That's why anon has his face covered.
I thought the image and pick relate it was funny considering what happened in France
>>694946807
>I don't don't give a shit about looks
...why?
>>694953825
Aw, c'mon. Let's me friends, mate. See I even spelled mate right. The threads back after everyone cleared their head. I have to go now and see where I can seek more attention...next time you're back say hello to this little hottie...definitely my favorite.
>>694954695
>>694953334
Same fag detected.
I've almost lost count, I've been to about 65 or 70 escorts.
>>694954872
How much money did you spent in total? Just curious.
>>694953413
Eyy CPP or SAC?
>>694929358
Fuck that's expensive..
>>694955283
I don't know... $12,000 to $15,000 maybe over 15 years
