Please tell me this isnt real. I'm sure there are some neckbeards doing this, but this cant be the norm?
>>694917182
I personally always shower after a good shit.
wtf do you do? Use those stupid fucking wet wipes?
>>694917182
What? Wiping my ass with toilet paper? Yeah, I wipe my fucking ass.
Anal bleaching? I know porn stars so it. Doubt it is very widespread through.
>>694917357
I just called but some nigger picked up so I hung up.
>>694917322
Wash your ass you nigger.
What do you do when you have dirty hands? Wash them or rub them with dry paper?
>>694917182
here's how they do it in india. It's much more hygenic.
>>694917511
hahaha good 1 dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ever heard of a fucking wet wipe? Cleans that shit right off.
>>694917182
OP, please tell me you're just trolling. Of course we don't use tissue paper to smear shit around our asses. That's for blowing your nose.
Honestly, why would you think anyone would need to do this? What other animal can't take a dump without covering themselves in shit? Do dogs keep rolls of tissue around for when they need to drop a log? When a bear shits in the woods does he need to wipe afterwards?
Think before you post this kind of crap.
>>694918252
I dunno, Amerifats have all got such huge asses nowadays. Maybe they can't spread'um far enough apart to take a shot without it getting all over them.
bull shit I dont believe any people will use only paper after doing shit, this is disgusting
>>694917182
You wipe til nothing comes up, then you do one more with a wet wad of tp.
Then always wash your ass with soap when you shower.
>>694918967
Sauce?
>>694919246
http://www.tsumino.com/Book/Info/19366/1/i-dont-need-feminism-because-i-love-my-big-brothers-dick
>>694919246
I'd dump it but filling out captchas on mobile is aids
>>694919464
Thanks!
>>694919246
Their posting it in a loli thread right now
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>>694917182
What is one supposed to do?
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>>694919140
> wet wad of tp
what, do you dip it into the bowl? Is that before or after you flush?
People can think OP is making a troll but maybe this is true. When I was in US the hotels did not had bidet in the bathroom. Once I asked to reception if there was room with bathroom and bidet but he did not know even what it is.
>>694919140
wtf. no just no. you're the guy that has tiny wads of tp all around your butthole. you use wetwipes. they wont ball up and stick to your asshole you dingleberried fuck.
>>694920193
You wet it in the sink you stupid nigger
![dirty_job_001[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XXUOOEW.jpg "dirty_job_001[1].jpg")
>>694917182
Yeah okay bud. Fuck off back to your call center. Indians are disgusting lol.
america needs to have some designated shitting streets
>>694920855
It's called New Jersey, you fucking retard.
>>694920583
lol bidet isn't sanitary either. splashing water against your turdcutter will only spread your fecal particles everywhere. just like when you flush the toilet you should flush with the lid down. plus those bidet fuckers will have shit-filled water running down their legs. it's unsanitary. bunch of medieval savages on here apparently
I usually just use my hand and lick it clean when im done
High five
>>694917182
every country without a bidet is third world.
proud of fucking be italian. when i'm in shit tier countries i just wash my ass in the sink, then pass alcol on the sink (if i'm in my house) or just do nothing and don't tell anyone about it (if i'm in someone else house).
Buy a fucking bidet, you gaudent faggots.
>>694917182
It is, except the fact that the area of the anus is not darker cause of shit. It is due to different composition of the skin. Idd tough, smearing shit with paper is disgusting!
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>>694920583
Do you even english? Poo in the fucking loo mother fucker.
>>694917182
for lots of people maybe i guess. I personally always felt as though if shit were to get on any other part of my body id do more then wipe so why would that be diffrent? I dont use wet wipes becuase they are really bad for your plumbing but i usually use a bit of toilet paper thats wet and a dab of soap.
>>694920967
keep telling that to yourself you indian shitstain
>>694921016
>High five
kek
>>694917770
they are also terrible for your pipes
>>694917322
Whats wrong with wet wipes
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>>694920583
Did you stay at the fucking motel 6?
>>694921209
use a wetwipe you fucking savage
>>694917182
Been using wet wipes for years now. Especially if you have ass hair, you should use them too, or clean your ass with water.
Nah this is bullshit this is just anti american propaganda by lesser shitholes around the world (by lesser shitholes I mean anywhere that isn't America or like switzerland)
>>694921290
source
>>694920590
or ypu can not be a retard and use toitlet paper that doesn't suck or better yet just dont be a fucking retard. wet wipes are not good.
Wet wipes clog the fuck out of your toilet and create shit burgs in the sewers whitch breed bacteria that is antibioyic resistant
>>694918252
You points are very fucking stupid please stop living. We shouldn't wipe because animals don't? That's fucking stupid. Why do you wear clothes? Why do you wash you shower? I mean it's not like animals do that.
I do clean it like twice a day under the shower but my asshole is still brown. And im not black.
>>694917182
>>694921290
the old ones would, the new ones are much better. unless you live in anything above the second floor and in a third world country
if ass hygiene is so important to pakis then why dont they just use wet wipes
not to mention id rather have a shitty ass than shitty fingers
>>694921086
Bidets perfectly encapsulates the latent homosexuality and therefore degeneracy of all European countries. You gay motherfuckers don't just like water shot up there huh?
>>694920748
Then I hope you've got a small bathroom. Otherwise you're duckwalking back and forth around it with a shitty ass.
Get a bidet, you shitty assed Amerifat.
>>694921555
better than being a crustybutt
>>694921447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgHVO-RZ8c4
>>694921521
if you wet toilet paper ya dumbfuck, it will cling to your butthairs like a jew clings to a shekel. it doesn't matter the quality of the tp.
>>694921555
Just have a small trash can faggot
>>694921694
no they are not
>>694917182
Italy is the only place in the world with bidet. If you don't own one, you're basically going around with shit in your ass
whats the point, its just gonna get dirty again. retard.>>694917182
>>694921757
But the man who has to clean the sewer is gonna kill ya
>>694921869
Venice is a literal bidet
Just reach down in the water and splash some water up
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>>694921869
How you enjoying the lack of an economy you disgusting yuropoor?
>>694921869
As well as South Korea, Japan, Egypt, Greece, Spain, France, Portugal, Turkey, Argentina, Brazil, Chile, Uruguay, Venezuela, Lebanon, and India
>>694922162
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>>694921994
had my tank pumped and replaced two years ago because of it. he went on about why there were so many "baby" wipes in there when there werent any babies in the house
fucking crusty ass manlet
>>694921844
oh im sorry that you have knots of asshole hair and i dont share that problem.
>>694917322
Baby wipes > anything else.
No dry butthole and it cleans better.
>>694917770
Like I'm going to rub alcohol wipes on my ass I can only imagine how much that would hurt
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>>694920748
aight so i dont do the tp-in-the-sink shit i just use wet wipes, but you realise you could wet it by taking the lid off the toilet, right?
dont gotta waddle to the sink with a shitty ass and dont need to clean your ass with shitty pisswater
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>>694922483
tiny dick hairless asian confirmed
I usually door with to to get the mass off. shower after I shit or I use my hand and water to clean off residue. If I use my hand I thoughrally clean my hand off with dishsoap. I preferred using wet wipes but because I love in a house that has a septic tank I can't use them without clogging it all up.
I don't smell anything on my hands and nobody else can either so it's a working system.
>>694922452
Get the right ones and there isn't an issue.
That would explain alot about why americans smell so bad. I was in Miami so I figured the smell was mostly sweat but I might have been wrong. Jesus
>>694918967
Moar
>>694920967
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahshahahahahahahahah
Mfw you don't even know how it works
Go eat some mc shit
>>694922516
LOL no alcohol dumbass.
>>694922713
*wipe with tp to get the mass
>>694921567
We wear clothes because we evolved for a tropical savanna that few of use still live in, and apparently because we can't be trusted to see another humans crotch without flipping out.
Go look at the people who still live on the savanna. Not much clothes.
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>>694921752
Yea keep finding excuses you smelly ass fat dipshit
My wet wipes have safe flush technology whatever that means.
>>694921567
Animals don't have butt cheeks.
>>694922826
I don't like looking at or touching other people's dicks and mine is nothing special to be proud of anyways.
>>694917182
most houses in the us dont have bidets, though wet wipes have become popular
>>694922776
water splashes your ass.
you thinking this is a difficult concept is what's laughable. you probably didn't start walking until you were 3 years old. and weren't potty trained until you were 5.
>>694917182
What's the alternative? A bidet?
Now you have shit water in your crack. Water is a breeding ground for bacteria.
>>694921869
>>694917182
do italian public restrooms also have bidets?
>>694921694
This is not a true statement.
>>694922734
no they all do this. they partially dissolve and eventually start to form clumps which can fuck up your septic pump
>>694922943
mine say the same thing
still had to replace my pump
>>694921866
So, you have a trashcan full of shit covered wet wipes?
Kek
amerifats -> stinky ameributts
>>694923189
if this were true then regular toilet paper would do the same. you people are insane
>>694923364
wet wipes aren't regular toilet paper
i still use them. it's way better than being a crustybutt. i'm just telling the truth
>>694922495
I like to start dry and finish up w/ a wet wipe or two. Dry TP = Shampoo. Wet wipe = conditioner.
Although I don't use conditioner.
Thank God I switched and bought a bidet... When I was without it, I would wet my toilet paper and wipe, couldn't afford or ask parents for wetwipes kek.
Tldr; buy a bidet
Yes, and this is why they spend five days a years showering. Here in Minnesota, they never wash their unshaved ass bushes. They only shampoo their hair excessively and assume that causes everything else to wash itself. I don't allow local heterosexual men in my home because they're so disgusting like that here.
>>694923053
You don't just splash water against you ass you fucking Mc retard.
Do you take a shower just turning on the water and get wet or do you use soap and your hands?
Being this idiot..you smelly ass go fuck a dindu
>>694922744
You know when your asscrack is attracting flies then you ain't wiping it good enough.
>>694922452
Hes plaoting his revenge in whitch he serves cold like the shit he was born from
>>694922744
you do realize Miami is about 90% latino right? you're smelling dirty mexicans, cubans and god knows whatever other disgusting toilet of a third world country they come from
>>694922744
Top kek
How to spot an amerifat
>over 100 kg
>flies around the ass
>>694921866
mexican detected...
>>694922657
i have a hairy anus that i shave regularly. nothing wrong with that. you're such a little jealous bitch though, maybe fucking clean your asshole out and stop your bitching. wet toilet paper is the greatest especially after one of those rim wreckers that hurt at the end. wedge that ice cold paper in there for a sec and feel the relief take over.
>>694924303
fagit detected
>>694922744
lol that's a nigger. of course they smell like shit
>>694921752
we just don't want crusty pieces of shit near our asses, but it's hard to understand for a fat american dipshit with crust of everything everywhere. Is that food? or shit? maybe the butter you eat straight?
>>694922972
Gorillas do, and a lot of hair as well. But they still don't need TP for their bunghole.
Maybe if your butt cheeks are covered in shit every time you take a dump it means you've got a fat ass.
>>694923053
>hey guise, shower isn't sanitary, you just splash water all over you
that's just how stupid you sound
you faggots arguing over animals don't wipe while humans do.
If we ate diets like animals, we wouldn't have to wipe. We have high fat and protein diets, causes our shits to be more loose and greasy than they would naturally be. The hair around your ass hole doesn't really have anything to do with it.
>>694922240
>india
A country where having an actual toilet is seen as snobbery has bidets? Are you sure you're not mistaking their fire hydrants?
>>694925278
Do you soap?
>>694925278
you complete retard. if i were to shit and then take a shower, it would more sanity than your shit splashing spreader of a bidet you love so much. you're ridiculous to think it's sanitary. when you splash water against anything, it doesn't just stay at the splashed area, it flies all over. this is basic fucking science that's too hard for you to comprehend. you're literally no different that those shit flinging retards.
>>694917182
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>>694917322
Wet wipes master race reporting in
>>694917182
I just drag my ass across the carpet when I'm done taking a dump. Nothing cleans better then shag carpeting.
I shit as often as I shower.
Kill yourselves.
(but kill me too)
>>694922240
>spain
>france
not sure about the other but these two are fucking lies
>>694925624
you think that third world savage would soap? the answer would be no.
This thread is almost as dumb as those sitting vs standing wiping ones where people pretend that when you stand you clench your cheeks together and rub them back and forth to smear shit all over, and the sitters claim that they can wipe while still making full butt contact with the toilet and we all know that isn't fucking true because your hand cannot magically phase through porcelain unless you are danny phantom.
>>694925624
that's exactly my point. with the bidet, you use soap, as well as for showers.
>>694925738
complete retard
>>694926187
>americunt calling other people savages
kek
>>694921311
They cost our government millions and millions of dollars and make life hell for sewer management workers because the wet wipes fuck everything up.
>>694917182
One paisa has been deposited into your account, Mr. Ramsikoon
>>694925608
In India, it's usually water bucket + bare hand.
The only sanitary option is to use toilet paper initially and then finish with a baby wipe or two.
Also, just as important, make sure before you flush to put the lid down.
peasants
Obviously those who shower after shitting don't get enough fiber in their diets. I shit at least 5 times per day. Imagine the water bill!
>>694920967
>flush with the lid down.
Why, so poop particles don't fly everywhere? Your toilet lid is probably not air tight, and you can smell the shit when you take a dump, right? You knew what that is? Little poop particles emerging your nose because it's already in the fucking air. Closing the lid does fuck all for you and your bathroom.
>>694926660
you should see a doctor
>>694926613
>lid down
they escape even with the lid down
>>694926484
I put mine in the trash because I've already cleaned a bit with wet TP. All in front of a mirror. But I flush that shit in European hostels >:)
>>694926154
I live in Spain and my house has a bidet
>>694921290
>bad for your pipes
>use baby wipes
Good enough for a baby's anus, good enough for me.
>>694917182
So seriously how do you guys wash your ass in the shower? I just kinda stick it out and try to get water running over it, maybe soap my back while that's happening. Shoukd I be shoving my hand down there and full on rubbing soap in? That just sounds horrifying but I feel like my asshole isn't great.
Get a bidet.
I was once fucking a girl, she stops and says she has to use the bathroom. Took like five minutes, came back we continued. Then I noticed fucking shit stain still left around her anus. Disgusting shit.
>>694926699
>>694926749
>According to Charles Gerba, PhD, a
>professor of microbiology at University of
>Arizona in Tucson, flushing the toilet with
>the lid up is not wise. "Polluted water vapor
>erupts out of the flushing toilet bowl and it
>can take several hours for these particles
>to finally settle -- not to mention where"
>>694926877
uhhh, with the washcloth. wash your ass dude. wtf?
to start with i lean against the wall and spread my cheeks and let the water blast my butt
>TP, WP, BW
>not using your own posts
It's like I'm not in /b/
>>694926970
can cause death too
>>694917182
I clean it up with tp and wash thoroughly with soap afterwards. Then again, I'm not murrican so I wouldn't know.
>>694924970
>we just don't want crusty pieces of shit near our asses,
Then why invite in all 'refugees'?
>>694917182
Oh no pal, I use baby wipes to make that bad boy clean. I do agree I would like a ass water fountain to clean my butt.
>>694926992
Washcloth? So you have like a new one every day that you only use for the ass? Cause I couldn't stand an ass rag in my shower that's fucking gross.
>>694925738
My god your autism is overwhelming.
You are arguing about flying bacteria in the air if you use a bidet just because your anus is a smelly crusted mess.
I never seen someone so retarded
>>694927151
What? you use the one you use to wash the rest of your body you just do it at the end.
Washcloth+shower or wetwipes. Anyone who does otherwise is a fucking savage.
Most public toilets have wetwipes these days anyway.
>>694927204
Are you serious?
>>694925487
>If we ate diets like animals
> we have high fat and protein diets
So what, you think no other animal eats meat? Are cats getting enough roughage in their diet for proper stool consistentcy?
Damn, it shocks me what level of stupidity people will go through to prove humans aren't just another animal.
>>694927204
And then you throw it out? What's the point of doing it at the end if the next day you use the same rag?
>>694926992
hahhahaha the gayest way I've ever heard that process be described.
>>694926968
Welcome to murica
>>694921869
>Italy is the only place in the world with bidet.
>Even though the word bidet is French and bidets were invented in France
I never know the proper way to deal with a dingleberry.
>>694924284
>Miami
>Mexicans
Lol don't be naive
The fact is that I live in a cold climate so a bidet is unusable as the water on my asshole would freeze within a few minutes.
>>694927283
not in the U.S. they don't
>>694925487
>We have high fat and protein diets
Speak for yourself you Ameritard. Not all of us eat bullshit fast food and cheeseburgers daily.
>>694924303
>have a hairy anus that i shave regularly.
What
>>694927467
So no showers either?
>>694927283
Yeah. Just don't let your missus leave bleach antiseptic wipes next to the moist tp. Much swearing will ensue and will lead to marital discord.
>>694926968
I was fucking a girl in the ass and when I pulled out there was a corn on my dick
>>694923077
Checkd
A bidet is also a cross connection where fecal contaminated water can be drawn into the potable water pipes, unless anti-siphon fittings are used in the bidet connection. But as if curry niggers care about where their poo goes.
>designated
>>694927390
Many countries have it, that was not correct. In Italy you would find one in every single house though. Always.
Seriously? Get some bathroom tissue, make a small wad out of it, wet it, wipe yourself, repeat with a new small wet wad until clean. Don't abrade your butt with dry bathroom tissue.
>>694922516
Wow you're dumb.
>>694926021
I wouldn't have LOLed if my dog wasn't doing this as we speak.
>>694927538
as an omnivorous ape species that eats processed and more meat than you'd find yourself in nature. you still have a high protein and fat diet than other animals.
>>694917182
I use a bidet so i don't give a fuck
>>694926214
I stand. More specifically, bend over. Because standing straight up would be stupid and not beneficial in providing an area for which you can effectively wipe.
>>694917250
This
>>694927299
>>694927318
Do you people not do laundry or wash your clothes? Do you just throw your clothes away when they get dirty?
>>694927328
BLAST MY BUTT
>>694927868
>I stand. More specifically, bend over.
Spoken like a true euro
>>694917250
So what happens if you have to take a shit in the middle of the day, away from home and where no showers can be found?
>>694917440
...I mean I put stuff into my mouth using my hands... I don't do that with my anus
>>694927738
No no no. I tried this. It falls apart and sticks to your ass so when it dries you have to painfully pick it off your ass hair when you discover it later.
>>694927318
>you use the same rag?
no, I use one of the dozens I have. Are you trolling?
>>694927958
If your that inclined to use a washcloth why do'nt you use one for your anus and one for your bod alternating the butt one ever other day so you don't cover yourself in shit ever fucking day?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATtRk3ibwYc
>>694917182
lol kids are dumb as fuck.
Your asshole is brown because that is the pigmentation of the cells. Cells around the penis, anus, or vagina are usually brown on average, and not white/black/etc.
Read a fucking anatomy book you uneducated niggers.
>>694926865
He means the pipes in your house you idiot. Those things fuck with sewer systems big time.
Just sit in the toilet til it dries up and falls off by itself.
>>694927436
Cubans are a type of Mexicans fagtard
>>694927538
bitch most of us can't afford daily food why do you think we're not the fattest anymore?
>>694927821
>you still have a high protein and fat diet than other animals.
What kind of bull shit generalized statement is that? Of course we have a higher fat and protein intake than 'other animals'. We are larger than most animals... most animals aren't carnivores let alone omnivores. It's a bullshit blanket statement.
Your lack of intelligence is really showing through.
Fat and protein do not lead to greasy shits.
>>694917440
>dexterous hands which we use to rub our eyes, eat, drink, scratch, etc.
>simple anus which sits behind 2 layers of cloth and is used for nothing but shitting
>>694917182
i told some raghead that i wipe without moisture and he was so disgusted.
>>694928068
I dont. I time my shits.
>>694922452
Stop living in the fucking boonies. Only poor people have septic
Ive never used wet wipes and my asshole isnt discolored and i dont think having shit on you would discolor your skin
>>694928255
Why do you use the same cloth for both anus and body?
>>694926484
>This
>>694928585
Yeah. You should only live in urban shitholes surrounded by nig nogs chimping out.
>>694928282
Why would I be covering myself in shit?
I'm soaping my crack at the end of a shower. Not using the rag to wipe literaly shit off my butt, then spreading it all over my body. This isn't hard. There is no real poo being interacted with here.
How fucking dirty are you?
>>694928742
So I'm not using an extra cloth for a total of 5 seconds of washing?
Do you people al use the same rag every day?
I feel like I'm getting trolled really fucking hard right now but im pretty faded and i know theres a lot of retards on the internet so im not sure
>>694928439
think what you want. you're just looking like a mong because you refuse to look up that our diet, combined with shit positioning, causes us to have to wipe.
>>694928816
Or white suburbia with not a nig in miles and just nice pleasant people
What the actual fuck is this thread? Just use toilet paper faggots
>>694921757
fuckin lold
>>694917182
>be me
>EU
>take a giant fat shit
>stand up
>transfer my ass over
>hover said ass over the ass-cleanser
>shoot a steady stream of cold water up my asshole
>"all clean, time for tea"
>pull my undies and trousers over my soaking wet asshole and go drink some tea
>>694917182
Do you shitskins even have running water, in your shithole country?
>>694926875
Yeah I can see it now, shit all over the pipe and shit flying everywhere as feceswater splashes everywhere off your ass
Great invention
>>694929098
we all have nothing better to do than argue about pooping
>>694928863
Dude the anal sphincters aren't some kind of magical device that isolates our intestines out of this world farts and work lead to shit particles being released.
you touching your anus with the washcolth does the same.
>>694924286
How to spot a Europoor
>bad teeth
>dole check
>been swimming in the same gene pool for the past thousands years
>>694926633
Oh shit, nigga. That stings just thinking about it.
>>694929236
what is food
>>694929131
Most of the EU prefers coffee, roasted very dark so it forms a thick oil foam when used for espresso. Spain cuts their coffee with sugar.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torrefacto
>>694929419
Stop dildoing your asshole so much and you won't have that problem
>>694929467
enchiladas
>>694929648
reminded me of cannelloni
must make some soon
enjoy the munch if live
that time when shit reaches its gravitational velocity then hits the water, creating the ripple, causing the waves to splash against the gravity, touching your anal hole -- causing you contract it with fear of invasion
>>694917182
Why?
Don't they know about seashells? Is there a shortage?
>>694929793
r i p
>>694917182
HERE I COME, MORTALS, TO LIBERATE YOU FROM THE FILTH OF YOUR SOUL. MY SUPERIOR TECHNOLOGY WILL CLEANSE YOU OF ALL PRIMITIVE DIRT, AND WILL RAISE YOU TO AN ADVANCED STADIUM OF EVOLUTION.
>>694918967
Sauce
>>694927684
A kernel, or the whole cob? Cause if it was the later that was one kinky bitch.
>>694930294
how the fuck are you supposed to sit on that
This is a non issue. If your ass is dirty enough you'll clean it in the shower. Otherwise wiping is fine unless you constantly need your asshole licked. Which then, you'd shower and clean before anyway.
So its a non issue this argument,.
>>69491718
I wipe three times with tp. It works I don't got shit on me. Ducking Third World country trying to sound better
>>694930396
YOU FILTHY MORTAL, YOUR SMALL MIND CANNOT FATHOM THE SIMPLE WAY OF CLEANING THINESELF. IT IS TRIVIAL
>>694930892
LOL this isn't south park and the tank lid is not a table, butters
>>694930892
so you clean your ass by having it nowhere near the water?
00/10/10 troll
>ITT retards argue over the correct way of wiping their asses
All you have to do is wet the fucking toilet paper a little and drag it across your anus from front to back. You don't need special wipes or a drinking fountain for your butthole. What's so hard to understand here?
>>694926214
Maybe i have a strong core, but i simply raise one buttcheek then put my hand through the opening.
> 2016
> still having to wipe my as by hand
I'd post the pic of the toilet with the huge robot arm next to the TP, but I can't find it.
>>694931817
do you have one of those toilets designed for hamplanets?
>>694931935
This works on the smallest of toilets fatass
>>694932319
So you lean at a 90 degree angle? Do you brace yourself on the floor with the hand not doing the wiping?
ITT: Americans shocked that Europeans squirt their poopy assholes with a little water.
Europeans shocked that Americans rub wads of paper on their poopy bumholes.
Indians shocked that no one has been killed by the loo ghosts.
I'm from the U.S. yes, most do use just toilet paper. Sometimes it gets you completely clean, sometimes you get shit streaks in your underpants (if you are a child or filthy, that is.)
>>694932417
?you retarded
>>694933052
Not as retarded as someone who thinks they can reach their butt by leaning over.
>tfw gotta poo
>tfw know it will just be a little squirt of poo water that isnt worth my time
>>694933333
HAHAHAHA CHECK EM
>>694933333
QUINTS
>shit-skin calling the far more superior North Americans disgusting.
>you're government literally spent tax dollars on a music video about using the fucking toilet
>learn to poo in the loo, OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU
>>694933779
thats my jam
>>694933333
PENTABOOOM
So you are right.
That also means that each of your wrists has more girth than your podex. See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trigonometric_functions for more. Thank you and goodbye.
>>694928478
>not fucking your butt or getting your butt fucked
faggot
>>694933934
enjoy your girls wrists faggot
>>694933333
What a fucking waste of quints.
>>694934131
you're a waste of bandwidth goddamn nanobot noob
>>694917182
If eurocucks are so much cleaner, why do they always smell like shit then?
>>694917182
Op the toilet paper collects the shit. And if there's too much shit for one piece you just get another
>>694920193
I usually save my shit in a huge container, let it dry out, mix it with dirt and grow potato
I seriously hope you guys do this too
>>694934411
>grows pootatoes
>>694934113
Please elaborate us on how you even get in the fucking toilet with those wrists of yours.
> topxd
>>694920931
WINRAR
>>694934253
Please tell me you made that pic yourself just before posting and that it took you 20 seconds.
I'd hate to think anyone was such an autist that they'd save it.
>>694928333
but you're not supposed to flush them.
>>694922744
>Americans
>Miami
Choose one.
>>694934550
i dont get in the toilet, i stand/bend
>>694934329
Gaping reamed out assholes.
>>694918967
>calls people degenerate for wiping their ass
>literally has an anime porn comic saved to their hard drive
>>694934838
top kek
>>694928585
Urbanfag here. I love my city, but hate my city water. I'd drill a well in a heartbeat, given the proper permits. That shit is literally toxic. I have a place right near me that has a filtering machine and sells water for 25 cents a gallon, so we drink that and use the city bullshit for showering, toilet, dishes, etc.
>>694934677
but you can with no problem
they say flushable
just get the kind that done lie about it, easy
if it doesn't clog your toilet then who gives a fuck? if some paper can clog a sewage system they need to upgrade their shit.
Unlike filthy americunts, people in the civilized world actually use water to clean their genitals.
>>694917182
>>694929236
Actually, I'm just here procrastinating. I have 5 350-word articles due for a magazine I work for, and I have 3 book projects I should be working on right now.
>>694934411
Only when I'm stranded on Mars, Rocketman.
>>694935149
just hire some indian to do it
OUTSOURCING
>>694928255
WTF Do you buy 1 towel at a time? Why the fuck do you have 53 different color and style towels? you fucking pleb
>>694935225
The mag already has Indians, and I'm not that rich. And those are MY GODDAMN BOOKS, and nobody else is going to write them. I don't give a fuck if Stephen King or John Grisham wants to write one of my ideas. FUCKING MINE.
>>694926214
But I can wipe myszlf without standing up
Mfw pooping right now
Im peeing out my ass
>>694918252
Alot of animals lick their assholes, do you
>>694935592
I know that feel bro
>>694935530
It's easy just turn on noclip first
>>694917557
Damn you showed that guy.
>>694935044
that looks unsanitary as fuck
>>694935063
Seriously, why hasn't anyone fixed the fuck up spacing in that thing.
I don't know how anyone can claim they can wipe without standing up considering your butt forms a complete seal around the seat on any adult size toilet. Just took this.
>>694925738
> it would more sanity
>>694921752
Kekking
>>694935950
Listerine bottle for scale. I tried the lean and wipe and only ended up succeeding in getting poo juice on my hand
>>694935644
> not having a 12 year old 'wife' to lick it clean for you
Foolish Christians. And you wonder why we're beating you.
>>694933333
yooooooooooooooooooo
>>694937034
crank dat soulja boi
How often do you guys shit? I personally go 3-4 times a week max, I have a really sluggish digestive system I guess. I can go 1 week without having to shit if I have to, and I've done it before, but my stomach starts to hurt after that.
>>694921752
Chill out man. They're just watering the flowers.
>>694935044
Unlike Europe, Americans don't constantly have shit on their genitals
>>694937145
sometimes once a day but sometimes i go multiple days
depends on how much alcohol i drink
Bait
>>694935837
ehi guys, i'm the same poster as the message i wrote up above with le funny meme arrow.
Just wanted to say that also evolution isn't real, i don't want to pay for healthcare for everyone but overpay shitty health services that will cost all the money i've earned in my whole life if i get really sick, and that having guns everywhere make the world a lot more safe.
>>694934386
u mad bro? :)
>>694937326
except that's not true
>>694937676
Not everyone can handle facts and reality, good luck with your safe space.
>>694934074
Yea I bet he kisses girls like a fag too.
>>694928551
lolwut
>>694928255
Ass towel stach kek
>>694938739
gotta be prepared
god i got quints, posted a pic of my towels and a couple of my butt today has been a tiring day
>>694922240
I am an American. I have a bidet. I use toilet tissue and the bidet in combination for maximum cleanliness.
You guys really aught to think about becoming a bit more civilized. Enjoy your fecal transmitted diseases and parasites you disgusting animals.
>>694917182
uh, yeah, that's normal. and none of that ever happens. you take a shit, and wipe your ass with toilet paper and thats it. washing your ass after every shit is FUCKING stupid. it is FUCKING retarded. nobody does that. that's fucking disgusting. you 3rd worlders need to wash your honkey fucking asses because your shit stick out like buck teeth you stupid ass faggots.
>>694922516
babywipes faggot
>>694917182
If you're smearing shit around your arse you're doing it wrong....but a paper barrier is better than your naked hand.
>>694917250
Shit shower and shave... like a real man
>>694917322
those are dope actually dude, I used em one time like a month ago. cleans a lot better tbh
>>694921198
>I personally always felt as though if shit were to get on any other part of my body id do more then wipe so why would that be diffrent?
Shit, now I'm unsure of myself :((((((
