HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!
By order of der Führer, hand over your papers!
Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.
Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Höss. Glory to Deutschland!
1488 - Der Führer's very own mustache in it's glorious entirety.
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Führer's Fräulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
x5 - Der Führer Adolf Hitler himself, leader of Nazi Germany. Glory to Deutschland!
>>694914043
>gestapo get
>>694914094
I swear I don't even read the torah.
>0 get
>>694914043
fuck niggers
>>694914388
Sieg Heil!
>>694914427
Rolling for lost papers.
What?
Roll
>>694914460
oh shit
>>694914513
Freedom!
>>694914043
hey goys!
>>694914587
ok im re-rolling i swear im not a jew!
>>694914674
>Auto
ok rolling for liberation!
Roll
Dog
>>694914739
fuck i'm one dead Juden oh well i tried to show you all the benefits of Judaeo- Bolshevism
>>694914043
come on trips
>>694914804 re-roll
>>694914818
Reroll
Das roll
HEIL
>>694914043
Lasst mich durch ihr Nazischweine!
>>694914861
if i understand the complicated rules, 1 rerolls
>>694914043
Rolling
>>694914960
Rear again
>>694915001
Reroll to kill them all
>>694915054
Rwrorlll
>>694914043
>>694914043
heil hitler
>>694914043
Ralllin'
>>694914043
I LIVE TO SERVE
>>694914043
Petri Heil Kamerad! Gibt es Probleme?
>>694915131
Final reroll
>>694914043
NEIN! DU HALT! HAMMERZEIT!
Bitch blm all day
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9045108882
>>694915162
Ha! Innocent. Heil ze Duetchland
>>694915191
>attacks with fishing pole
Pip pip chaps
>>694915248
Fuck I forgot my picture
>>694915408
Retreat successful.
>>694914043
Roll
Liebe est Deutschland
>>694914043
>1488 -
rolling
Heil Hitler!
Rorring
>>694915614
at least i got the 14, right?
>>694915634
Oh fuck, save me
>>694915617
I swear im german
>>694914043
DØD OVER TYRANNER
Hh
Re-roll
nein
I'll give it a shot
>>694915694
Re-roll?
BLM fuck you white racist
9044153015
9045108882
>>694915753
oy vey
>>694915751
Reroll
>>694914043
Guten Tag. Eine Bratwurst bitte ^^
>>694915777
Sieg Heil!
>>694915801
Am ded
i lub zee fuhrer
>>694914043
Rolling on this great game
>>694914043
Heil Hitler
nazi nigger pull the trigger
>>694914043
Rerolling after 0
Fick dich. Ich habe einen wichtigen Job zu machen, direkt von dem Führer.
>>694914043
tfw i'll end up dead
>>694914043
rolling
>>694914043
Yo nigga
Roll
>>694914043
Im a Disabled individual AND homosexual. Arrested on site. Probably going to be shot behind some building.
>>694914043
Stoner rawling for glory
>>694915955
lel reroliing
>>694915933
Du fickers
>>694914043
Hitler did nothing wrong.
>>694914043
Kameraden.
>>694915967
rerolling because I lost my papers.
>>694914043
Roll 4 Germany
>>694916013
yass
>>694914043
roll
roll
>>694914043
Humdidum
Reroll
>>694914043
nanananananananana
Jeg kan godt li kage
rollz
>>694916034
Ich brachte große Schande über das Vaterland.
roll
Heil mein fuhrer!
>>694916088
kek
roll
>>694916088
Sieg Heil!
>>694916047
papers are still lost. Need one more reroll.
Lassen sie mich durch, Kamerad!
roll
>>694916177
reroll
>>694916096
long live the Führer
>>694914043
I am just a deutscher
Rooling
Fuck you nigger
>>694916134
Jew x2 is a true jew
>>694916140
Looks like I'm out of my meind
>>694914043
Rollin'
>>694916307
Re roll for papers
>>694914043
G'day Officer, 100% straight bavarian phenotype coming through.
Roll
>>694916049
Reroll cuz not gay
>>694916301
Die niggers!
>>694914043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BzUGBL-SMM
Jxjencjosqlcbpjwdkbhl
U wot
Roll
>>694916288
AU schwitz, Neger!
JUDEN RAUS
>>694916360
Recheck
rollllll
>>694914043
Well then...
>>694916387
1 off the man lost papers
>>694916464
Shiet
>>694914043
Roll
>>694914043
Roll for Hitler
>>694914043
I swear I have my papers around here somewhere!
Get
Röll
>>694916460
Nicht behindert
>>694916507
Reroll
>>694914043
Roll
>>694916555
Nice trips
Roll
>>694916586
Reroll but last was ok
>>694914043
Don't be silly goy
I am one of you
>>694916544
Jajaja, mensch!
Rollerino
Roll dat shit
>>694916555
>Heinrich Himmler
Behindert und Rechte Hand, also mehr so Göbbels
>>694916555
Heil Himmler!
>>694914043
Rollo
1488 get. Fuck niggers.
Ruhling für Gestapo
>>694916334
FuckfuckfuckfuvkfuvkFUVKFUVKFUVKFUVK
Reroll
>>694914043
Mehr Licht!
Heil Hitler!
>>694916657
Fuck, Goy I said I wasn't a Jude.
I swear my papers are here somewhere
>>694914043
Reroll
>>694916810
>Autist
>>694914043
I am innocent! Heil Hitler!
>>694914043
Heil, fraulein. I fight for der fuhrer.
...So, what so you say, after this, you and I go down to the pub and share a drink, frau?
ok
Heil Hitler
Roll
STILLGESTANDEN!
>>694916810
>>694916657
Lmfao, seems fitting. Rolling escape get
Hallo, wo sollte ich mich melden?
>>694916861
Alright you Nazi Bastards, let's do this!
>>694914043
Roll
>>694916913
Fuck me re roll again now that im out
>>694916881
Fuck. My accent gave me away.
ROL
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>>694916930
Legend.
>>694916971
REROL
>>694916951
FUCK
AGAIN
Fighter escape get
>>694917008
R.I.P in peice
>>694916930
I'm a badass Gentlemen, I know.
Roll
gonna get gased
Roll
r0ll
>>694914043
Roll for mein fuhrer
>>694914043
Better be good.
>>694914043
Schnauze
>>694917417
Reroll for mein fuhrer?
Rollin
>>694914043
heil Hitler
Für die führer
Yall white Devils scare of me hu? Yeah BLM is what's real fuck yo shit
OR yall think u can challenge my intellectual
If so call me I'm not afraid of yall bitches
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9045108882
Roll
>>694917560
reroll
>>694914043
ROLLE
>>694914043
allah snackbar
>>694914043
Better reroll
>>694914043
here you go
>>694914043
so much shit
Rollin
>>694914043
rolled homosexual twice
reroll
>>694917933
GET ME OUT
rolaj
>>694917924
Roll for allies
jew rolling
>>694918081
>0 get
>>694914043
go hitler
>>694914043
Guten Morgen, Heir Officer!
This gonna be good
Juden!
rolling for ss
:) can i be blondi
>>694918292
3rd times the charm
Roll
>>694915899
Bitch say that to my face
Hers ma numba bitch
9044153015
BLM racist devils
>>694918247
S-s-sauce?
>>694916657
>jews control media, banks, money, president government
Your tin foil is showing, you blame the negative effects of capitalism on the jews.
>kids die for israel
They die for oil and preservation of world neutrality
>blacks destroy cities
what does that have to do with hitler lol
>mudslimes invade
only the pathetic euro countries, like Germany has this issue
>become prisoner in your home
wat
>people are race lost forever
eventually there will only be shades of brown, its evolution you dim faggot
here are my papers sir
>>694914147
LOL Get fucked twice.
roll.
>>694916019
Boooooo
BLM matters
9044153015
9045108882
Call me fraid ass white devil boooooo
>>694916657
Fuck yo BLM is the truth bitch call me so I can scool yo ass
9044153015
>>694914043
Rollit
>>694914043
doggo
Guten Tag! Ich heisee Fiedler, Heinz fiedler.
Ich heisse Klein, Erika Klein.
Rollan
>>694918766
What's a schutzstaffel
das roll
Lasst den Landser passieren!
>>694918907
das reroll
>>694918509
t.((()))
>>694914043
Wuf, ich bin Blondi
>>694918882
The SS, man, come on, that's basic shit.
>>694918737
Kek, not today, anon.
roolin for der fuhrer
>>694919007
I'm not fucking nazib scum, so I wouldn't know.
Rawl for doggo
Roll Behren
rolle
>>694914043
HEIL HITLER!
>>694919001
>001
scheiße, almost Himmler
reroll to know my fate
>>694914043
moahmahaha
>>694919007
>tfw ur james bond but ur papers are missing
Roll
>>694919007
Call me then bitch
9044153015
9045108882
the first is my barber shop cus yo ass poor and I got a real job
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDHkJGX1jZ0
Rolling
>>694919197
OOPS, here are my papers!
>>694919001
BETRÜGER UND LÜGNER
TÖTET IHN!
I liek gas
>>694919381
Fak
>>694919387
>>694919387
HE AIN'T DEAD ;-;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF0IXLg7BW8
roll
>>694914043
Faaaaaaaag
>>694914043
asd
>>694919520
>>694914043
HALT you are dead.
hahahahahaha
roll
ich bin ein neutraler schweizer
Im the best
tiyyes
heil!
>>694919631
uh oh!
Looks like i rolled in some dress done meat :)
>>694914043
Guten Tag
>>694914043
I did nazi that coming
Swastika squad
>>694914043
roll
>>694914043
Roll
>>694919757
reroll
>>694919761
Shit
>>694919539
I dunno man, those Asians all look the same
>>694919646
vielleicht doch nicht so neutral
>>694919789
I swear I'm not OP
>>694914043
Rollin
>>694919813
reroll
roll
>>694919833
shit, they found out
>>694914043
Fuck u hitler
>>694919870
This isn't so bad
>>694914043
FUck Der Fuhrer and Fuck all Deutsche Bitches in the Pussy.
>>694914043
Rolling
>>694914043
rawl xD
>>694919937
re roll
Rip in juden
>>694919977
Free europe
>>694914043
*hands over papers*
Is everything alright officer?
reroll
i wanna be blondi so badly
Ich bin nicht Turkisch
Roll
>>694914043
Heil hitler
roll 67
>>694920451
Fuck hitler
>>694914043
Rolllll
rollo
>>694914043
Rooooollll
Roll
>>694914043
I will free Europe from this nazi pigs
Roll
>>694914043
what is this shit
>>694920664
May be not
Reroll
>>694914043
Heil roll
>>694914043
Shiiiiiieeeet
>>694914043
dis gon b gud
>>694920841
Mmmmn
>>694920900
Sieg Heil, Blondi!
>>694914043
roll
>>694914043
reroll got 7
>>694914043
Fuck this shit
Roll
roll
>>694914043
rolling for Blondi
>>694921040
re roll
rolling for Deutschland!
>>694914043
Here are mein papers.
>>694921121
And with them, your death!
>>694914043
rooooll
>>694914043
roll
>>694914043
roll! HH
>>694914043
Rollen
>>694914043
sieg heil
Glory to Germany!
>>694914043
rerollll
reroll
>>694921222
Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
>>694914043
rolling!
Rollz
rolex
>>694921470
Asylum reroll
>>694914043
H..heil Hitler
>>694914043
Rolling