Waifu claiming thread.
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>>694834032
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Roll for your shitposting superpower:
0-1: You have a folder for every single poster on /waifu/ with exact filenames, and the ability to mimic anybodies persona.
2-3: You can guarantee a get, one dub every minute, trips every ten minutes, quads every 100 minutes and so on.
4-5: You can delete every OTHER /waifu/ thread at any moment.
6-7: You can spam without a captcha and no cool down, the only limit is how fast you can select an image.
8-9: You can recite every copypasta ever written from memory.
Dubs: Your choice of any of the above.
Trips and up: All of the above.
Mami claimed
>>694846748
Hey there Shiro, you up to anything?
>>694846586
I'm not sure if that's sarcasm or not.
>>694846964
Watching to catch a predator with some guys on here.
https://rabb.it/Shino83
Shiro and me gonna meet up n fuck edition
>>694846945
roll
>>694847067
Oh, Ill join you. I need to watch something other than the food network anyway.
One sec.
I will grant you one wish.
Claimed.
>>694846964
Wow, surprised you're still here.
>>694844578
>日本語
FTFY
I hope so too, for several reasons. That would only instigate another conflict, even if we're seen as big brother there's no need for direct involvement like that. We'll see in upcoming days though. Maybe so but there's been numerous events where these scares have happened. They could see this as an opportunity but they'd get crushed immediately.
>>694844780
It runs in our blood :^)
>>694846358
So today was tame, just heard the remote was in dangerous hands is all.
>Best idol claimed
>>694846803
Swimsuit thread?
>Saber claim
>>694847245
grant me more wishes.
plenty of horny anime girls of your city on changirl.jimdo.com
>>694847067
howdy
Ama claim
>>694847245
I wish I'd be tired enough to go sleep
>>694847415
I hate seeing your western trash waifu.
>>694847616
Put the pipe down.
>>694847284
Hallo meine liebe!
Yeah, I'm sort of staying up, don't have anything to do tomorrow...
How was work?
>>694847639
at least i'm not a nigger. don't you have something to blow up?
>>694847607
Hello. How are you today?
>>694847245
I wish that you would help Amatsu-anon sleep normally.
>>694847832
O shit, so cool & edgy
>>694847415
Granted, but they are the same as the wish you just made and so on giving you infinite useless wishes.
>>694847616
Granted, you are tired enough to go to sleep but you get distracted and don't.
>>694847832
I'm white, faggot.
>>694846945
Get I guess
>>694847052
It's not. Being a kid is fun but I also enjoy making money, staying up late and pursing my goals..
>the smug makes it look VERY sarcastic
>>694846748
>>694847067
:/
>>694846788
>lil ship
>ooohhhing sound
>>694846964
You alright over there?
>>694847245
To get gets
>>694847351
>bikini party
>fucking new fag
>
>>694847296
Kek
You know, I can see propagandas already. That is true but what if that scare becomes an act? Kek
>>694847990
>not being cool and edgy in the year of our lord; 2016. what a faggot.
alright well im not talking to anyone so im gonna hop off
see you guys tomorrow
>>694847245
to not get v&
>>694847616
89 cent spookgumeme
Tohsaka Rin claimed
>>694848002
here; this is for you.
>>694847732
I can't, I'm incredibly addicted to Crack and any attempt to stop I give is making me wish I'd die
:^)
>>694847999
Aw man, thanks for the wish
>>694848228
Kek, how's the lil' smug doing?
>>694848333
>checked
Goodnight lovely
>>694848353
I'm not spooky
>>694848379
Mavis sucks more than blood
Fuck I don't know what's with me but
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>694848241
>>694848379
Holy shit your edge is so sharp, I've cut myself somehow.
>>694848241
ay caramba lmao éspinacho motherfücker~
>>694848595
I love you, goodnight.
Always waifu...
>>694848607
Hello megaymeme
>>694848607
>>694848641
>>694848595
Good night!
>>694848744
Hello guy who I don't know the name of.
>>694847774
Oh lovely!
Not anything planned at all?
Got off very early, it's nice, since I had to clean up peoples' messes today. Just got home.
>>694848595
Goodnight.
>>694848796
Sorry, I left as soon as you joined the stream.
>>694848921
Its tomoko
Rory-sama claimed
Pokemon GO edition
>so many doduo
>professor panel van better have a ton of candy
>>694848228
Granted, The Government Emergency Telecommunications Service belongs to you.
>>694848353
Granted, but neither does nobody else and those who pose a threat will hurt you in you're sleep.
>>694849057
I meant to put this too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BMZ7wfLyno
Has anyone taken Kuroki yet?
>>694849126
Whoops, how have you been?
>>694848595
Goodnight lil' smug~
>>694849057
Heh, it's alright. I'm probably not going to stay long anyway.
>>694848966
Well... I might go to the beach for a run, but other than that nothing.
Glad you were able to get off early! It's always nice to have some time to yourself, huh?
>>694847245
I wish for world war 3 to ignore Australia entirely. This includes all the fallout, setup, casualties and calls to arms.
>>694848228
>>694848595
Their whole country is one giant piece of propaganda. If it does, then we took them too lightly. I just feel as if if they were capable of doing something on such a high scale, they'd done it already. Anyways, sleep tight man.
>>694848517
How about you just hit up the phantom cigar :^)
>>694849332
Good,
You?
>>694849302
Fuck off
>>694849474
>This includes all the fallout, setup, casualties and calls to arms.
Not gonna happen buddy.
>>694848517
you are much too spooky
>>694849228
eh that works
>>694849637
How long until he switches :^)
>>694849637
Its a wish, buddy. Im specifying.
>>694848241
respond to me faggot >>694847953
>>694849573
Tired and bored to death, like always.
I wish for a reason to live
>>694849729
You can count to infinity if you'd like :^)
>>694849849
>>694849849
Get a waifu.
>>694846803
Solution from Overlord
The danger makes it better
>>694849474
Granted, however you're crime rate increases as all those who don't want to be involved in WWIII move over to your "Safe Haven" this includes Rapists, Dindus, and much worse.
>>694849522
Every body knows Big Boss only smokes real cigars :^)
>>694849662
Am not!
>>694850096
Okay,
Megumin claimed
plenty of horny loli girls of your city on changirl.jimdo.com
>>694849471
It sure is nice! I usually listen to music and see what's going on here or just continue on working on a concept for drawing. I used to run, but things hinder me from doing that for now. I might sleep early, for I got somewhere to go tomorrow/today. How was your day overall, a'pi?
>>694850368
Kek'd
>>694850368
Brb, switching :^)
>>694850351
no your a spooky rape bote
>>694850787
Top kek
>>694850482
Oh, I didn't know you draw! What types of drawing do you make?
My day has been pretty relaxing, thank you for asking. Got most of the day off due to my injury, so that was fun.
>>694850787
Fucking kekd
I'm going to bed now, take care.
Peace.
>>694850787
Now thats a good shitpost
>>694850787
wew
>>694850849
I'm not a spooky rape bote, I'm an innocent bote!
>>694850368
>>694850787
Thanks Rory.
>>694851224
I wish you warm, lengthy dreams of you and Megumin.
>>694851377
How did you know I was switching to Rory?
>>694851377
>>694851580
It was me, megaymeme
>>694851369
no if anything your a lewd spooky rape bote
>>694851743
Fucking old man pleasers, I swear.
Hey guys, we are watching Team America on stream. Wanna join?
Http://rabb.it/Shino83
Watching Team America on the stream
https://rabb.it/Shino83
>>694851879
It was a doujin
Doujins are NOT canon
>>694851934
>>694851909
Reported
>>694850351
Not while he's out on a mission :^)
>>694851038
Yeah, I do from time to time. Anything that captures my interests. Usually anime, or some random stuff right now. Haven't tried it in a long while since about a month ago. I'm still rusty. Nevertheless I try my best. I'm actually doing a rough illustration on us. Might finish it this weekend or next, really depends on time.
I wish you didn't burn your foot, it must be a downer, dal'ā'voqi. As long as you relaxed, I'm content.
>>694851872
bote dindu nuffin
>>694852140
I'm not even argue with that kek
How's the Tsunato~?
>>694852057
reported for reporting
Claimed
How is a megumin claimer similiar to a lever?
They both switch :^)
>>694852316
bote did everything
>>694852480
:^)
>>694852480
How are these hoes similiar to a megumin claimer?
They both ain't loyal
>>694852480
>>694852726
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH XDDDDD YOU'RE SO FUCKING FUNNNY HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA YOU MAKE ME LAUGH SO FUCING HARD HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA MAKE SOME MORE JOKES HAHAHHAHAHAH XDDDDDDDDDD.
>>694851934
Is that movie even good?
Oh god, my sides are in orbit. This is how every work shift should start.
![[FTW]_Chuunibyou_demo_Koi_ga_Shitai!_The_Movie_[BD][h264-1080p][FLAC][830957C6]_(00-03-55.735)_01.png](https://i.imgur.com/OPTlMGG.jpg "[FTW]_Chuunibyou_demo_Koi_ga_Shitai!_The_Movie_[BD][h264-1080p][FLAC][830957C6]_(00-03-55.735)_01.png")
Yo yo yo!
>>694852660
bote is displeased by these accusations
>>694853250
What happened, cute idol?
>>694853270
DAB
A
B
Megumin claimed :^)
>>694852986
Butthurt much?
I WANT TO FUCK ALL THE OHAYOUS
>>694853243
uh yeah
>>694853472
Maybe just a little butt rustled :^)
I'm back
Yozora claimed
>>694853270
>>694853594
I guess i should see it when i can.
>>694853384
Well, cute bote, let me tell you.
>New guy working the shift before mine
>Only been here for 2 days
>Homeless man walks by him
>Homeless man ignores him asking him to leave
>Walks into a room in the school
>Gets naked on the floor and starts wanking it
>Gets off the floor, and is pacing back and forth like he got hostages
>Hold a hostage with a sausage
>New guy is calling the police and making sure no one from the school goes into the room
>Police never show up, not sure how they got the homeless guy out
>Ask him "So the police never came?"
>"No"
>"Did the homeless guy?"
>He sighs in pure disgust
>I'm sitting there laughing my ass off
Seriously a good start to my shift.
>>694853384
CUTE
C
U
T
E
>>694853629
How are you tonight Kyouko?
>>694853624
Go outside, then
>>694853878
I'm doing alright, what about you cutie?
>>694846803
>>694846964
>>694846945
>>694847052
>>694847296
>>694849126
>>694849904
good taste
>>694853996
You too, obviously.
>>694853996
Cute.
Claiming, how's everyone?
>>694852316
Haha, convincing point isn't it.
I'm well, had a nice day running and running errands. Not a whole lot going on tonight. How about you?
>>694853250
>>694853841
Pics or it didn't happen.
>>694853270
How's the cutest chuuni doing tonight?
>>694853996
Likewise.
>>694853996
Moeshit
>>694853841
topfuckingkek
Nothing like some light teasing the new guys~
>didn't deny being cute
>>694853878
How's the chuuni doing tonight?
>>694854325
Maki looks Fetch in this pic
>>694854320
Yuuukkkiiiiiiiii!
>For the third time
>>694853841
Shit, earlier I went to a school and jerked off naked onto the floor
>>694854325
Pics of what? The wanking homeless guy?
>>694854349
Indeed. And now I find out he locked his keys in his car. Seems hes suck here.
>I am not cute!
>>694854325
That it was
Glad to hear it, spent almost all my money on new glasses, cycling gear and alcohol today
It was a good day, but tonight will be relaxing
>also downloaded a bunch of Amatsu pics
>>694854349
Cute rape bote got the boot multiple times
So no one is actually claimerino or trying to claim Rory? Dont I feel lucky.
>>694853986
I ust got home from my first show tonight so i am tired but chill!
>>694854325
She is doing alright how is the softest idol around doing?
>>694854349
The chuuni is doing okay just tired and relaxing with SFV how is my boat?
>>694854579
Never enough times! What's good homie?
>>694854827
Good to hear that, hope you'll have a nice rest of the day.
>>694854827
Hello luv~
>>694854902
Just got outta the shower, currently indecisive what to do on oldschool runescape
>>694854756
Can't get more unlucky than that kek
>too late for that
>>694854790
>smells like old men semen here
Oh, it's Rin
>>694854827
The boat is fine, had an awesome day~
>>694855173
>boots
Did my boot make you butthurt, lovely?
YOUR WAIFU IS CUTE!
>>694855123
I could never get into Runescape. I tried it for like a week and just gave up. Try and get mad bank on the Grand Exchange somehow
>>694854827
Rikka!
>>694854546
>Fetch
Is this what the cool kids are saying nowadays or am I missing something haha.
>>694854756
Yes.
>>694854766
Sounds like a nice productive day, nice. The night is always relaxing, something about the atmosphere. Went to Pixiv?
>>694854827
Happy to hear that. Pretty swell, got a lot done today and I finally went running again.
>first show
Ayy how'd it go?
>>694854827
Hello Rikka.
>>694855498
Its from mean girls.
kek
she looks Fierce bro Savage
>>694855115
Yeah! I hope so too and I hope you have a great day as well!
>>694855123
Heya bb
>>694855173
Yay thats great what did ya do??
>>694855375
Heyyyyaaa!!
>>694855498
Its went great! I think everyone liked us! I wish you guys could have been there
>>694855614
Oh god this hug is crazy!
>>694855639
You should go back to sleep.
>>694855639
Go back to sleep.
>>694855375
Hm I am catching shit for money to get tassys lol..
>26m
Fml
>>694855756
How was your day?
>>694855297
Not butthurt yet
How's the tsun doing tonight?
>>694855498
Right, and with some chilling in the background too~
Indeed, someone was kind enough to share his Pixiv premium with me! I don't know how to thank him, he's awesome~
>>694855756
Bought a bunch of stuff, including new glasses and booze~
>>694855756
Crazy hugs are great.
>tfw you'll never hug shiro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4czp7KV2j4
>>694855767
>>694855863
Isn't 2 hours enough? Jokes aside I wish I could go back to sleep.
Hello everyone!
>>694855173
No, you really can't. Now he'll be forced to sit here, listening to whatever I decide to put on if he can't figure out how to get it open.
>But I'm not cute, I just wasn't paying attention!
>>694855498
>Wanting pictures of a homeless wanking dude
>I didn't think pic would be related again so early
Claimed
2.0
plenty of horny anime girls of your city on changirl.jimdo.com
>>694855978
>>694855978
Sleeping is for yellow bellies anyways, whats up Homu
>>694855937
>yet
You're butts going to hurt when I'm dont with you~
>good. (You)?
>>694855756
What'd you do today?
>>694855901
Lol good luck with that. I remember I thought I was making a lot of money by selling copper ore for like 100 gold each..
>>694855976
Goblin > Bastard > Wolf >>> Cherry Joke
Rape tyler is best tyler. Colossus is my favourite track in that album followed by Answer.
>>694856201
-_-
>>694856222
Good lord even I wasnt that bad
I remember back in the day when I mined 1k pure ess for 100k
>>694855901
It was exciting and a ton of fun! How was your day??
>>694855937
New glasses and booze? Wanna share??
>>694855976
I fucking love that song man!
>>694856222
I played a show today for the first time and it was super fun!
