What's the most alpha thing you've done?
Called OP a faggot
faggot.
>Banged a dudes girlfriend in his own tent
i once fed my cat only half the amount because she was a bad girl
Im seeing my best friends girlfriend behind his back, oops
Demanded a raise in front of the whole company. I got it too.
Cleaned my ears with a Q-tip.
make my girl eat my cum
>>694845424
>>694845458
>>694844736
Had semi forced anal sex with my gf
I said hi to a woman
>>694844736
>fucked a dude's gf in front of him
or
>guy tried to rob me when i was in uni. i said something like "i'm broke, so i have nothing to steal. fuck off" and he did
>>694845664
>>694845710
Ate a bowl of nails without milk
>>694845706
Went on the Disney channel website without my parent's oermission
I texted a girl then she ignored me
>>694844736
I don't quit shitting and sit frozen in terror when someone else comes into the public bathroom i'm dropping a duece in. I make sure to fart as loud as i can. You are smelling my shit now, bitch. Fucking alpha.
>>694845844
>>694846146
>>694845424
honestly kill yourself
>>694846189
>dude owed me money from a drug deal and was dodging me
>go to party
>he and his sister are there
>instead of start shit with him, i proceed to flirt with his sister all night and share coke with her
>look him directly in the eyes a few times as im doing it
>he eventually comes and tells his sister they are leaving after a few hours
>i look him right in the eyes and say to her "you can stay at my place tonight if you want to stay at the party longer"
>"ok. Im just gonna stay at anons place tonight"
>i brought her home and fucked the shit out of her
>took picture of her naked in my bed sleeping and texted it to him
>caption : "we're square"
called a local mayor's alcoholic drink a shirley temple to his face
>>694846303
kek, not my fault he cant treat her properly
I'll play.
>be me 17
>senior year of hs 2013
>have gf 6/10
>native but decent ass
>dating for around a year
>looking for excuse to break up so i can fuck other chicks
>get chance
>call her mom a psycho cunt to her face
>leave
>fucking white girls from now on
plenty of horny whores of your city on changirl.jimdo.com
>>694845293
Chad plz go
>>694846516
I punched an uppity bitch in the mouth at a bar, then kicked her boyfriend's ass in the parking lot. She hit me first.
Raped mymom
>>694846495
>>694846516
>>694846572
>>694846665
>>694846780
>>694844736
Fucked a girl 4 years younger than me the day she graduated high school.
>>694846782
>>694846503
native girls are fun. Red meat> Poultry blond bitches
>>694844736
I kicked a boy in the stomach when I was 5 because he took my toy. No one has ever taken a toy from me since then.
>>694846900
thats pretty whack faggot
>Be freshman in college at a rush party
Yeah I am not a totally autistic fuck but only barely
>Starts out as a bro fest, having fun meeting people though
>Have acouple beers playing beer pong with new friend named Josh
>Grills starts showing up by the dozens
>Josh points out QT 3.14
>Invite them to play beer pong with us
>Actually flirting and making good moves
>feelsgood.mov
>President of the fraternity comes in with a wine bag and yells "Which of you ain't a pussy and wants to kill this bag."
>Rando accepts challenges and barely scratches the bag before tapping out
>Josh looks at me "Anon we got a good things with girls don't do it"
It was than I faced a choice of pussy or power
>Look at Josh and say "I have to"
>Drunk me pounds the wine bag, president is actually amazed
>As soon as I finish that bag I was pushed to a stair funnel and drank a mixture of some liquor from one story up.
To this day I dont know what was in that mixture
>In that period just prior to an extreme blackout where you know what coming
>Stumble around the house play a few more game, do surprisingly well
>At some point get offered a joint
>Blaze that shit like 9/11
>Instantly blackout
>Fast forward 6 hours
>covered in my own vomit on a bike rack in some park in city
>Never been there before
>TWF
>Stumble back to my dorm and pass out
>Next day the president and brothers extend me a bid
>Pussy for days
And that /b/ was how I turned down the short term pussy for long term pussy.
>>694846933
nice digits, and ik, i fucked the hell out of her
>but native moms beat their kids
i want to do that myself
>>694845802
ate a bowl of milk using nails
>>694846932
>>694844736
>What's the most alpha thing you've done?
Your mom.
>>694844736
Faced down an African American (successful Intimidate check)
Boning married coworker for months. Added some spice to everything!
>>694847108
plenty of horny busty girls of your city on changirl.jimdo.com
>>694847117
>>694847206
>>694847219
>>694847280
This one always tickles me the right way
Refusing to post anything meaningful in this thread
>>694844736
pick up a chick in the middle of the street after leaving the bar and bring her home for some non stop sex
also climbed outside several stories of a landmark building in my city until I made it to the roof
>>694847422
plenty of horny bustyy girls of your city on changirl.jimdo.com
>>694844736
got drunk with my sister and fooled around with her
>>694847510
Revenge fucked my cheating ex's younger sister in the room next to her shortly after finding out.
After finishing, walked out and grinned at the bitch.
>>694846332
deserved trips
>lent my friend money to buy drugs
>went to go pick it up at his house
>mfw he opens door after all week coke binge
>says he doesnt have money yet
>done this a million times
>calls him out on it like an adult
>says he lied to me and has money
>says im a loser/bitch easy to manipulate
>tells me to take it from him
>tackle him up 2nd story stairs from first floor
>ram him into corner wall slash mirror with his face
>grab him by hair/vagina and throw him over stairs
>lands on stair rail
>jump from 2nd story to on top of him with knee
>hesitate to punch him and let him get up instead to fight man to man
>he runs to kitchen grabs knife
>tries to stab me
>grab wrist and try to take knife from him
>instead back up and put my hands behind back
>tell him to stab me so I can end his life by doing nothing
>too scared to do it
>knock him out
>take my money even though he had more
>>694847569
>>694847844
I turned a thread about being alpha into a Spiderman thread.
>>694846332
Nah, I think he's the alpha. He conned your ass into having sex with his sister instead of paying you money... whoring out his own sister is pretty alpha. Notice, your story ended without any drama on his side. He won. Likely, his sister is HIV poz, too. Come to think of it, he fucking put a hit on you. You're dead. He wins = he's alpha.
>>694847970
>>694844736
Cried in the dark while fapping as I watched my wife fuck a nigger in front of me
>>694844736
I moved my cousin into my house with my wife and 5 kids so I could fuck her. Stayed in cousins room with her instead of wifes.
Told wife I was gonna leave her but wasnt 100% sure yet so wait to see what happens...she did
Got cousin pregnant on purpose. Sent cousin back home.
fucked wife during the whole time cousin was here too, and even got a 3some on new years. She even ate my cum out of cousins pussy
Wasnt hidden, wife knew whole time why she came up here and what was going on. 5 years later, wife still here cuz i own this bitch.
U cant beat my alphaness u fucking fags.
Legit 100% true
>>694844736
Called the professor that I was TAing for an asshole because he wanted to kick students out of class for attendance when there was no rule in his syllabus on attendance.
>>694844736
in case anyone wants sauce the girls is a user on leddit named ginger4venger
>>694848059
>>694847830
straight beta.... almost omega worthy tbh.
>take my money even though he had more
A real man would have taken more for interest and Alpha status
>>694847830
what...
>>694847830
>
>>694848247
>>694848408
>>694848081
story?
>Lost $300 on blackjack
>$5 left
>Turn it into $600
>Drunk from free drinks
>Go home
>Still have energy
>Steal roommate's girlfriend's rental car and drive to strip club
>Get 4 lap dances and my dick sucked
>Stripper wants to come home with me
>Noticed tampon string when I was feeling up her vag so I decline
>Go home
>Wash hands
>Jerk off
>mfw
rode my bike up to a sweet ramp, looked at the kids playing with it and said "watch this.", did a triple olley rainbow flip over it, finished my Big Gulp, threw the empty cup into my basket and blew a kiss to a nearby cute girl and rode off
then i went home, ghost rided my bike into the garage, went inside, slammed my moms nice plump ass, then sat down on the couch and watched reruns of Eek the Cat
>>694848667
>>694848049
Dude was pretty pissed
And he only owed me 20 bucks
>>694848322
He doesn't work.
He recycles free stuff of craigslist for money to support himself and his family.
Why be a part of that pathetic business when I have my own business?
>tackled and disarmed an angry 300 pound white incarcerated male convicted of double homicide.
>>694848806
>>694845424
How do you call him a best friend then? Not even being a beta. Have some respect.
>>694849053
>>694849088
>>694849053
if true, alpha as fuck
>>694849145
Cared enough to reply bitch
>>694849257
>>694849099
because he is too beta and needs fake friends to call friends to take advantage of him to give him the illusion and feeling of alpha.
>>694845424
>>694849372
Ain't even mad please continue your spidey shenanigans
>>694848118
Pic of cousin?
>>694849214
>>694848675
>once upon a time, my wife fucked a nigger. I watched and cried. The end
Lived my live for no one but myself.
Sleep tight egger
>>694849494
Yea 1 sec
>>694849529
>>694849706
Egg tight sleeper
>>694849721
>>694850128
>>694850161
>>694850242
>>694850294
Threatened to beat up a bully, who became genuinely scared of me. That was the alpha move.
He apologized to me, so I didn't beat him up, and everybody called me a pussy for it. That's the beta part.
>>694850386
>Go through middle/high school, no friends
>Play sports, make 1 friend from track/soccer
>Become college roommates because no friends
>He's broke as fuck, I pay for everything
>He doesn't even clean up after himself, brings over his nigger friends who break shit, steal shit, eat all my food and raid my liquor
>Move out day, everything is in my name
>He left 80% of his belongings (basically all his nonvaluables)
>Throw all his stuff in the dumpster because he didn't have his shit out when I told him to
>>694849401
I actually tried to understand what you said. I couldn't.
>>694850441
plenty of horny busty girls of your city on changirl.jimdo.com
>>694849401
Nah man, you said best, hence he means something to you hence you are just an asshole
>>694847623
thats fucking sick.honestly man be proud
>>694850552
>>694850395
Bruh. . . .that's hot. Post more if you wanna. Or if you got them.
>>694850610
>>694850424
>He apologized to me, so I didn't beat him up, and everybody called me a pussy for it. That's the beta part.
>That's the beta part.
Not at all. It takes a real man to know when to back down. He apologized. You already won. He apologized to you because he either knew he was being a piece of shit himself, or knew you would beat his ass. You won either way. Fighting someone who apologized is a nigger and asshole thing to do.
>>694848934
Now you just sound like straight estrogen. Get outta here Jackie.
>>694850666
Chek'd
I have a shit ton, just all in my email i gotta DL to UL. Pics, Vids, years of shit. She was a crazy bitch. Cutter who used to cut my name into her too.
>>694844736
fucked a guys girlfriend at a party while he was there
>>694845424
Not alpha. Just fucked up.
>>694850578
wasnt me who said that
just making observation
hence you are just a dumbass
Fucked a lesbian without it being rape.
>>694845544
Wasn't this what all girls should do?
>>694850578
For real. He is just a bad friend and an even worse man.
>>694850852
Could you just easily post in a vola or something? Ain't gonna push it, just wanna see more.
>>694847101
Ate a without of milk nails
>>694851111
Omfg, satanic trips then quads? I think the devil is out to get me.
>>694850843
nice try at least you tried i guess
>>694846933
Prairie nigger are fun. Man in Wyoming they are to busy filtering fucking mouthwash through bread to drink just the alcohol to be fun. To bad they can't just buy booze with that government money, then maybe they'd stop breeding and die out finally.
>Prairie niggers are just as bad as regular niggers
Both have no jobs
Both breed like horny rabbits
Niggers group up in ghettos
Those fucking bow benders have the shitty reservations
>>694851291
plenty of horny girls with tits of your city on changirl.jimdo.com
>>694848832
So... if "only" were 20 why So Much drama anon?
>>694845664
Is she your gf now?
>>694847053
I am so inspired by your story. I feel so happy for you, man. You did the right thing.
>>694844736
I worked out today, and I banged a dudes gf in front of him. he loved it.
>>694846665
Yeah man that's nice
>>694846332
So you fucked her for money? You had to buy sex to get some? Not very alpha...
>>694848049
Single most pathetic post on the entirety of 4chan.
>>694851399
Because it never happened.
>>694847099
>Nice digimons
>>694851640
not as bad as traps or fluffy
a lot of horny busty girls of your city on changirl.jimdo.com
>>694851543
not op but yr retarded take yr pills
>>694847053
A+
>>694848832
Its his fucking sister not his girlfriend, money is money when it comes to the drug biz. Admit it, he won and you got fucked over and you tried saving your pride by fucking his sister (who probably gets around a lot anyways, not that she'd tell you that)
Highschool friend stole a music cd from me
3am Drove to his parents duplex and did a burnout on the front lawn, put on the brights on the truck
went slamming on the door..... needless to say next weekend I got my eminem CD back
>>694844736
Another guy in the ass
>>694844736
finger fucked this girl in the middle of a concert
>>694850984
found the cuck
>>694850984
White Knight spotted
Fucked my gf andher best friend and fucked a milf while her husband was watching fucked my gf with a tranny.first one was the most amazing thing in my life will never forget this night
>>694844736
Your dad, faggot.
>>694847053
>ScarFace.jpg
First you get the money (or power in this case) and then you get the women.
>>694852012
Throat fucked a married woman a couple minutes after she told me she'd never sucked dick before.
>>694849574
Wow, amazing story. You really brought it to life man, thanks!
>>694844736
Banged my fiance's youngest sister a few times
>shit was cash
>>694848118
>I moved my cousin into my house with my wife and 5 kids so I could fuck her. Stayed in cousins room with her instead of wifes.
>Told wife I was gonna leave her but wasnt 100% sure yet so wait to see what happens...she did
>Got cousin pregnant on purpose. Sent cousin back home.
>fucked wife during the whole time cousin was here too, and even got a 3some on new years. She even ate my cum out of cousins pussy
>Wasnt hidden, wife knew whole time why she came up here and what was going on. 5 years later, wife still here cuz i own this bitch.
>U cant beat my alphaness u fucking fags.
>Legit 100% true
Fucking Alpha OMEGA
>>694852233
>Nice números amigo
Kek did she gagged?
>>694852166
johnny is that you
>>694852342
Gonna need to see pics of both of those sisters.
>>694852094
The hell is that? An owl with its beak torn off?
>>694844736
>Be me , 19, having gf, 18
>we be fooling around etc.
>one night, her parents out of town
>we, horny af, fuck in their bed
>Doggystyle.jpeg
>pretend as if nothing ever happened
>they invite me for vacation
>pay for the whole thing, including dinner etc.
>mfw they are being ultimately cuckolded by their ,,son-in-law"
>>694852580
>>694852383
>Not alpha
>Your bitch it's actually not just a bitch it's a dumbfuck bitch
>But hey, it's ok
I'll share my story, really riveting and shows how alpha I am
>be me
>anon age 17
>there's a girl
Cont???
>>694852718
>>694852616
Stupid fag if you think this is alpha stuff you are the ultimate beta faggot
>>694850459
Did you take anything?
>>694852406
She was a complete mess, whole face covered in tears and saliva. I held her down and face fucked her hard for a long time. Every few days she'd come find me and I'd give her something she'd never experienced before, such a fucking sheltered whore.
>>694852718
Cont..
> really like girl
> she fucks nigger
> I watch
> crying and jerking off the whole time
> clean him up afterwords just to taste her
>>694844736
>work with 9/10 blonde
>she has boyfriend
>Always flirting
>fuck her eventually
> send boyfriend video of me picking her pubes outta my teeth.
>>694844736
I forced my ex gf to get fucked by a dog. Was trying to assert my dominance but she ended up liking it.
>>694852978
no one asked for it to be cont, you're literally making up a fucking story as you go.... so fucking disgustingly BETA .... might be fucking gamma.... borderline epsilon
Burned down someone's house because they sold me crushed up oyster crackers as heroin.
>>694853028
Pic of her?
>>694853124
You jealous bro??
>>694844736
>be senior in hs, 18
>be 6'2, 8/10, played three sports, I was cool (not anymore but whatever)
>start texting this freshman
>7/10, little chubby but huge tits and a cute face
>talks to me about how she watches porn
>layup.jpg
>invite her over on a random Friday
>we hang out and talk in my room
>start making out and hooking up a bit
>she propositions "I'll take off my pants if you do"
>best deal of my life
>hooking up, dry humping
>take her shirt off and she's got some of the best perky tits I've seen
>I take off my boxers
>"oh my god anon you're so big"
>fully erect, I'm a solid 7.5, maybe 8, kinda lacking girth but whatever fuck u
>"anon I'm a virgin but You have the biggest dick I've ever seen"
>gee thanks
>she's almost afraid to touch it
>keep hooking up
>tells me she won't have sex with me because that's not how she wants to lose her virginity
>sadfrog.exe
>we've been hooking up for almost an hour and I have the bluest of balls
>after playing with her ass for a while and making out she pulls away and says "you can titty fuck me if you want"
>I want
>she lays down, I mount her and slap my cock in between her young perky double D tits
>pump for all of 50 seconds before I know I'm done for
>the way she's looking at me as she's pushing her tits together would have made Anyone cum in less than a minute too, don't pass judgement
>unload on this unsuspecting little girl
>cover half her face, chin, and tits in cum, the other half distributed evenly through her hair
>she's just kinda staring at me as I revert from werewolf mode
>grab her a towel and drive her home
>as I'm dropping her off she leans in for a good bye kiss
>I hug her and say thanks
>never talk to her again
>>694852965
I don't know why this fuck face thing makes me diamond but thank you anon I can't wait to fuck ma bitch tomorrow
>>694852904
No, I have everything I need. He spent all his money on a big collection flashy nigger bullshit.
>>694853335
Jealous of someone openly admitting their a Beta pleb?
>>694853124
You skipped delta and also forgot that the lower classes are conditioned to be glad they're not alpha, not to try to imitate and pretend to be alpha.
>>694853314
Pic is her.
Not gonna post her face though, sorry
>Had drinks with friends from HS I met up with and ended up at this rich ass guy's luxury apartment high rise downtown
>Cool dude, owned a Maserati, had to of been a millionare living in a place like that, not a cunt like you'd expect though
>Talked success, had drinks with his GFs friends
>Jealous man child friend from HS couldn't keep his mouth shut
>Rich guy had no trouble calling him out on his BS
>Dick friend didn't like being embarrassed
Continue?
>>694853537
Pretty damn alpha bro, I got to taste this 6/10, then got to raise the baby afterwords
>>694853346
So this is alpha because...
>More like a standar hook up
>Great story
>>694844736
Just walk up to a girl and straight up ask if she wants to go out. Said yeah but it wasn't much of a relationship in the long run.
>>694844736
>Beta days
My LDR BPD Ex left me at the airport overnight FOR TWO DAYS
I was supposed to be there for a week and a half.. I only stayed there for two days and she drove me there and left me there.
I didn't have any money to buy a plane ticket to leave the next day. I stayed in that airport for 2 days while pleading her to let me stay in her house. A week later after this, shes in a new relationship with a new guy and he moves in with her.
>Fast forward three years later
Moved on with my life. Successful job. In the Marine Reserves. She contacts me saying she misses me and wants to see me and that she made a mistake ect. I told her to fly to New York City to visit me (its where I live now) Tell her all she wants to hear and tell to fly to me to stay for a week.
>She flies to me
Spend money on a hotel for one night (she thinks its for a week) Meet her at that airport and take her back to the hotel and fuck her brains out. Tells me she loves me and all that bullshit. (yeah okay) Told her to take her luggage I'm taking her back to my house but first took her out to a nice expensive nyc restaurant.
>Thinks I'm paying for her meal
>Bill came out to $235
Told the waitress to split the check
>I'll always remember the expression she gave me
Told her I'm taking her to my house now.
>Took her back to the airport and threw her luggage in the sidewalk
"Have a good night"
>She starts crying hysterically and throwing tantrums
Drive away classy
Never spoke to her again.
>>694844736
I set fire to the rain.
>>694848118
yeah that's kind of sad tho fam.
>>694852978
>>694852718
Easily the winner of the thread, /b king
>>694853978
>>694848118
You sound like immense white trash.
House mates boyfriend is a massive douche. So one night after they went out drinking and he passed out on the couch I snuck into her room.
Being as drunk as she was she had no idea it wasn't her bf.
Fucked her and came inside her then bailed.
>>694853663
cont
Not kill myself after I found out that life has no meaning
Did this was awesome. Top that bioches
>>694844736
>Be Me
>On bus heading home after work
>Reading some book about wizards or someshit
>Little asian baby crying and making noises
>Some mid 30's dude scream
"Shut that fucking nip baby up or I will!"
>Without looking up
"You will apologise to her and get of at the next stop or I will break your neck"
>See him look at me as if he could do something
>Im a larger /fit/ gent
>From smug-scared in .05 secs
>Mumbles an apology
>Gets off bus, eyes to the ground
>Milf asian smiles and says thank you
All and all David Eddings is a pretty alright author
>met this girl at uni, she was 17 me 22.
>she is very skinny, but have nice tits and an incredible little ass, well not that little.
>wasnt interesting in her, just talked to her cause i didnt go to class too much, so i asked for pics of her notebook.
>whenever she tried to talk more with me i just ignored her or answered really late, she didnt care about that.
>one day she sended me a pic of her in a bikini, theres when i notice she had an incredible body.
>well yeah i thought in fucking her few times but didnt do it cause i was almost sure she was a virgin or had almost no experience, so she would fall in love n i didnt wanna go through that shit.
>anyways met her in february, she turned 18 in june ( yep i met her in 2016) didnt went to her party, but she went to my place to show me her new car, we went inside have some drinks n well i fucking bang her.
>my dick was so tight in her tiny pussy, she tell me to stop, that was her first time n she always thought on fucking me.
>after she told me that i thought damn thats the nicest thing someone has telling me in my whole life.
>i take my dick out, n start eating her pussy, her pussy was so damn wet n the smell oh god that smell was so goood, i get a boner just in thinking about that smell.
>so eat her pussy like during 20min, she moan n moan grab me from my hair, she had orgasm like twice in the first 10min.
>proceed to put my dick inside her, so tight but she was so wet i got in perfectly, slowly start fucking her, i didnt put my whole dick inside, i slowly while fucking her pushed my dick more n more, she moans n start screaming, i almost stop but she told me not to.
>she turned over, put that pink little tight pussy up, damn i grab her from her arms put my whole dick inside her n fucked hard, she was like choking in pleasure.
>well that was a very good sex, no pics cause she looks underage, or maybe i might upload ;)
>>694853860
damn, nigga.
I manipulated my gf into fingering her younger sister
>>694855024
Ok you win here's her pic
>be me
>6 years old
>Goliath 6 year old walks up to me on the playground of daycare
>Shoves wood chips in my underwear
>I punch his face hard enough to give massive black eye
>ff a few days
>In dumb daycare bathroom that doesn't actually have stalls
>Us both shitting next to each other
>He's my bitch now and I know it
>Tell him to lick my asshole when I finish shitting
>He does it
>Alpha af 1st grader
>>694855226
Ok you win really this is her
>>694846033
I watched porn... when I was under 18. hory shet
Came inside a girl, then dumped her.
>>694855024
>>694846936
oh shit dude. I bet ur sooper tuff
>>694854193
Well the guy called him out on all the shit he's been known to do for years.
>Manipulative, immature, womanizer etc.
>Everyone was so happy he got what was coming to him
>Long story short, like 5 hours later were about to head out and we're in the parking garage under the building
>We walk past this guy's Maserati and my HS friend, being jealous kicks the mirror off and smashes the window with it
>"Fuck that prick"
>Dumbass didn't realize rich fucking apartement has cameras
>We all agreed fuck Chris and it's the right thing to do and go tell this guy.
>Fucking mirror probably cost like $1000 dollars, not fair to this nice guy to get fucked like that
>Dude saw it on camera anyway and met us on the stairs
>We come back and dudes about to kill Chris
>Says to find the mirror or he'll beat the shit out of him
>Chris being a bitch is in the corner of the garage crying
>No one can find mirror.jpg
>I had an idea he'd frame me so I check my car
>Sure enough it's under my seat
>Rich guy calls cops
>Chris hides in my truck and locks it
>Keylessentrybroken.jpg
>Unlock door, he locks door from inside, repeat
>I finally get the door open, after some mind fuck games
Nothing really. I'm too beta for that
nothing
>>694855563
cont
>>694844736
made a married woman 20 years older than myself leave her home in the middle of the night, pick me up, buy me beer and pills, and then throatfucked her on the side of the road after she told me about what she did with her husband and daughter earlier that day.
>>694848049
wow ur retarded
>>694844736
Got expelled out of a judo dojo because I skipped a tournament, I got out, went back to the dojo and took a seat, the sensei approached me all pissed telling me wtf was I doing there and I told him I wouldn't back down.
I was shitting myself because I was like 15 and this guy seemed very menacing and I knew fully well he could kick my ass, but he appreciated the bravery and took me back in.
he did told the entire dojo to throw me around for an hour though
>>694853977
Yea, but I knew I wasnt gonna leave the wifey, just told her. No way I bail on my kids. Kids didnt know what was going on, they thought cuz was just staying with us for a little bit.
>>694854060
She was from Alabama and hot as fuck, so yea...no regrets. Best fuck of my life
>>694848322
no a bitch would take another's man's money as his. you take your cut and skip along oansy bitch.
>>694844736
beta fag who manned up today and sucked my crushes big tits in a park with children. Tits feel like for other betas is the spishy part of you're upper arm.
>>694855563
Cont.
>He's on the passenger side
>Holding the oh shit handle
>I'm like Dude, you fucked up, own up to it
>Get out of my car
>"Make me, you pussy bitch"
>Year's of pent up anger have taken its toll, he's face now looks like a target board
>I barely remember but I just laid into him, probably got like 30 punches in
>Pissed off Marine.jpg
>Not good
>Blood everywhere
>I drag him out of the car (Not really a car, it's a Hummer H3 btw, so he had a nasty way down when I pulled him out.)
>Hits pavement
>Continue barrage
>Blood everywhere
Long story short, cops come, his parents come
>rich guy presses charges against him
>cops let me off of practically hospitalizing this guy because the cop I talked too was an old Marine
>Good times
>>694845150
Was her name Shelby?
>>694855024
I really wanted to talk to someone about this but i could cause, my friends or people the know me would know who she is, cause the have see me with her, so i decided to share it with you anons, i got 1 more pic, these are the pics that she sended in bikini
went from an overwieght shlebby goof to /fit/ while I was in highschool, still doing the same shit in college.
got a qt 10/10 personality high test ass gf who loves to cook amazing food for me. I've gotten really good at the different kinds of sex we like, and have an 8x6, although I'm not proud of that. I guess i just take that for granted cus i didnt have to earn it
Its a great feeling realizing that girls you used to fawn over are just awkward, lazy, self conscious and fear the opinions of their peers more than death.
girls who think theyre hot shit in highschool now have nothing to offer me, and I ignore them without realizing.
If i go to a party to reconnect with friends they just stand close to me awkwardly not talking to anyone. Or just say "Hi...." and are absolutely stunned when you dont seem eager to talk to them and make effort to carry the conversation.
feels gud.
...I just did it. I ate out a 10/10. Her pussy was so clean and shaven, it was like eating an ice cream sunday.
>Popped some acid and a mushroom
>go to art show in SF
>start chanting" organic or die" and some other rebel chants i cant remember right now.
>flirt with beautiful african woman working there
>afterparty is poppin
>hit the dance floor shirtless
>random dude beandips my nipple
>turn around in boxers pose and almost crack him
>beandip him back and laugh with him
>begin dancing like a gorilla. Beating my chest and gyrating my groin. Mad dogging girls and guys.
>take a break and notice a few girls try to flirt with me. One in perticular is gorgorgeouscatch her staring three times and lock eyes for a solid bit and stare her down
>door man says all out
>i walk straight up to this perfect ten asian girl and ask her if she has a ride.
>nope.lies
>lets go.bitch
>she comes and i make her grab my outturned pocket and walk down the street with me
>she must have been wearing a thousand dollars in clothing and i was in sweats and a dirty tee
>her date comes running after us
>i tell her to give me her phone right in front of him
> hes crying And shes dripping cum
> i just let him take her home because the car was a fucking mile away and she lied to me.
>her date shook my hand and bowed as did I.
> mad respect all between us because that bitch was hotter than the surface of the sun
Me= 5'3" 120lbs vegan handsome broker than fuck pulled the finest bitch in my life that night. Could have fucked her right there on the side walk and she would have eaten my fuckin ass right there.
Keep it savage.
Pic related.mydik
>>694858398
Except it was a man, and hairy and penis
>>694858537
I am always been worried that I am about to have sex with a male turned female transvestite. I thought about it today, but the pussy really looked like a female pussy. But idk thost man vaginas sure look kind of similar to the real thing
>>694858876
Dude it was long, hard and slid in your ass and made you bleed. That was a penis, not a vagina.
>>694844736
I told my girlfriend I wanted to fuck both her older sister and younger sister and her younger sisters best friend. We broke up not long after. Wait is the the most "Alpha" thing you've ever done thread or the most "Drunk" thing you've ever done thread? Oh in that case, dude who parked his diesel fucking crew cab on a diagonal in the parking lot of my favorite early morning (I worked night shifts) convience store taking up 3 fucking parking spots. I drove a doorless Jeep, so basically I can slide in anywhere, so I slid right into a spot, just so happened his fat ass couldnt open his door bec. of my Jeep. When I went outside, he threatened to beat my ass. I told him "go right the fuck ahead man, just put your hands right on me" he changed his tune and said he didnt want to fight me. Thats how most of my "near fight" engagements went. As soon as somebody sees you arent afraid of their ass they just want to leave. My old man told me to never start a fight but never back down from one. I have never done either. He was a Vietnam vet. I dont start shit with anyone, I'm nice, but I dont take shit from anyone either, and I never will. I think it helps I have squinty eyes (large American) I just never wear sunglasses, so I sort of automatically have really squinty mean eyes. I really love people, but all my friends tell me I seemed un-approachable at first. I must have some kind of resting bitch face. I've been told I am emotionless, its far from the truth, I have all kinds of emotions, I cry every time I watch Oliver and Company. I just dont show them. Was I raised wrong, or should a man only cry in privacy? When my dad died everybody was losing their shit, I didnt, all that "its ok anon, you can let it go" bullshit only made me mad. Ill go cry by my goddamn self, bec. I'm a male, next time you see me my eyes will be wiped and I'll be fucking ok. Right? The fuck is wrong with people thinking sensitive guys are ok? Guys deal with shit while the women do the hyste
>>694859062
Maybe it was a vagina turned penis?
>>694844736
>smoking on the sidewalk
>lady walks past "you shouldnt smoke"
>"you shouldnt talk to strangers."
>be me
>Senior in HS
>Got really good job, paid 20/hr
>have GF
>been together for 2 years
>shes a year older and in college
>she depends on me for money because I got oodles of cash
>She meets guy down at college
>cheats on me
>guy convinces her to leave me
>She texts me "It's over." with picture of dude eating her nasty pussy
>I cry bc love of my life
>mfw I realize shes gonna be broke now
>mfw she texts me 2 days later asking for money telling me shes sorry
>start to tell her to fuck off
>come up with glorious plan
>tell her to drive down to my apartment (moved out of my parents house about 2 weeks earlier)
>she do anything 4 dat cash
>she arrives after 4 hour drive
>we fuck
>i have security cams in my apartment
>we go out to lunch to most expensive restaurant
>tell her to get whatever she wants
>bitch orders 50 dollar meal
>I get water
>She tells me that the whole time shes down there she was high as fuck and couldn't think straight
>I say I understand
>I tell her shes never going to see that guy ever again
>Tell her to text him the same thing she texted me "It's over."
>She obliges after a bit
>Tell her I have things to do and it was nice to see her
>I get up and start to leave
>"Where are you going anon?"
>"Home, why?"
>"arent you going to pay for this?"
>"I've already done enough for you."
>walk out
>get in my car
>she tries to get in
>lock doors
>tell her she can take a cab
>send old boyfriend copy of my security cams
>mfw i hear that she had to drop out of college and is working at best buy
>mfw she texts me once a month wanting me back
>>694859410
Ooooh badass
>>694852616
>I fucked my gf's parents and they didn't find out
>XD
kill yourself i'm serious
>>694859262
while the women do the hysterics. At least thats how I grew up. Thats all I really had to say.
>>694859287
Or maybe you just had sex with a man
if i told you it wouldn't be alpha.
plenty of horny busty girls of your city on changirl.jimdo.com
>>694859577
thats pretty alpha though.
>>694859432
Oh shit nigga. You did fantastic, we're proud.
>>694855024
>>694856997
Treat her well anon, she seems sweet.
>>694859903
Getting fucked in the ass by a vagina turned penis is pretty alpha.
taught myself piano
plenty of horny moms of your city on changirl.jimdo.com
>>694860172
plenty of dildos to fuck yourself on dildos.fuck.your.self.com
>>694859432
>She texts me "It's over." with picture of dude eating her nasty pussy
This never happened. That's some cuck thread tier shit
>>694860087
wait i thought he was the one doing the fucking. fucking a dude is pretty alpha because theyre a faggot and youre not. getting fucked isnt alpha.
>>694859557
Oh also, how about I'm the only male in the family now (that my old man is dead) I quit my good job to move back home to take care of my widowed mother (none of my selfish piece of shit sisters would do anything) and now all of a sudden I'm getting shit about not having a job. OK I'll go right fucking back to my job where my boss loved me, and I did a damn good job, I came back to help you motherfuckers, but now all of a sudden I'm the "guy with no job" is that alpha enough for you? I quit my shit to take care of a widowed mother that none of my lazy fat sisters will do anything for and all of a sudden I'm the easy target for their frustration bec. I'm the "only one without a job". The alpha part is recognizing that its their own hatred for themselves that makes them give me shit even though I'm trying to do something good.
>>694860424
Well I figured it's pretty brave to take an unnatural dick in the ass,
>>694844736
>Waited until I had a stable job, good savings and a firm future before I got married and had kids
>Treat my children with love and give them attention, help them learn
>Show my wife affection and love
>Took a job with less hours so I could truly help raise my kids
>>694860666
c: xd lol lmao rofl haha giidty
Went to a bar in town, asked the first blonde i saw:
Lets go home to me and let me fuck you.
Have only worked once out of 7 tries.
>>694861054
English motherfucker, do you speak it