What if you woke up one day as the opposite sex?
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What if you woke up one day as the opposite sex?
>>694844457
I'd start camwhoring (assuming I was reasonably attractive) and never get a real job until I was no longer able to then I would marry some decent enough but successful life and set up camp in their life until I was bored or could afford to leave.
>>694844933
you are assuming that you would be able to find someone willing to marry you. acting like a goddamned slut is not the way to go.
>>694845211
I imagine if I worked the bisexual angel but acted enticingly innocent about it it could draw in pretty much anyone who's mildly interested. Also just being a straightforward woman who doesn't play games would give me a leg up over others. There's a lot of frustration with it and rejection for women just means try another.
start my porn career
>>694845822
well if you went on cam and you looked decent enough and could ignore the 400 requests to masturbate or put a dildo into your body then you might be able to get enough $$ from whatever porn site you registered on to make a little bit of a living. Depending on where you lived.
Don't forget that as a woman you would be able to make a man do pretty much anything you wanted. Or you could shave your crotch and lure pedophiles out of their bank accounts.
>>694845211
you could find some cuck feminist nancy boy to marry
marry a rich guy and live easily the rest of my life, assuming I woke up semi attractive
>>694846874
but would you masturbate more often?
>>694844457
I would get my ovaries removed and whore myself out and destroy myself with dragon dildos.
>>694848253
you slut.
>>694844457
I would finger myself so hard
>>694844457
My goal in life would be to have alot of sex with beta men.
Rollplayers, handicapped people, overweight, dyslexic, generally ugly and/or mentally disable.
On occasion I will have unprotected intercourse with minors.
I will try to pair kids togheter to try intercourse brother/sister when I get the chance (working as a baby sitter part time will do the trick).
Oh.
And I will always post titts before I make a statement on /b/ if I have something to say.
I'ld make some of dat good porn money nigga
>>694844457
This is an answered question.
>>694849201
>On occasion I will have unprotected intercourse with minors.
>I will try to pair kids togheter to try intercourse brother/sister when I get the chance (working as a baby sitter part time will do the trick).
That's dangerous.
...Just force them to strip naked in front of each other and maybe watch each other masturbate. Certainly the brother would have an erection. Maybe you could put the two together in the bath and have each sibling watch the other get bathed and a forced orgasm.
>>694848253
This tbqh. Not the whoring part. But destroying myself with huge insertions sounds fun. And suck on my boobs.
>>694844457
Have fun.
>>694844457
>>694850234
>>694849495
Funny thing you mention the bathing togheter thing. That is exactly how it came to be me and my sister had a sexual relationship from the age of thirteen to seventeen.
We did have unprotected intercourse on regular basis (normally icould not get a condom), and we turned out fine.
>>694850742
Roll
>>694850742
ROWLING
>>694850742
roll
>>694850774
Bullshit
>>694850774
DUDE.
>>694850742
riggity r0ll
>>694844457
Wonder how the hell I'm going to explain this to my loved ones.
>>694850742
Rollio
>>694850742
Roll
>>694850742
makin this easy on myself
>>694851287
>>694851294
>>694851458
>>694850742
Roll
>>694850742
roll
>>694850774
bart and lisa simpson take their bath together all the time and they seem fine
you however seem like a sick fuck
>>694850742
dddevelop
>>694850742
roll
>>694844457
Masturbate a lot and then try to figure out what the hell's going on.
>>694844457
Not much to would change, other than spending a thousands on clothes, lingerie and makeup.
And a lot of masturbating to my mirror image.
>>694850742
>>694850742
Roll
>>694844457
masturbate. vigorously.
>>694845211
Lmao , you must be a female
>>694844457
I'd be fucking pissed because I get paid tomorrow and no teller is gonna cash my check.
>>694850742
raol
roll
Wooooo
>>694850742
rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
>>694852380
>not direct depositing
I'd be more worried about showing up to work or meeting your family.
>>694850774
You are on 4chan. You are not 'fine'.
>>694850742
Go go go
>>694850742
rawl
>>694852639
>fat, college age, shaved hair
Fuck, I'm a Tumblrite.
>>694852257
my penis and testicles say otherwise.
You want the truth? Pokemon Go was developed by ISIS to recruit young members. Any Phone newer than 2015 is equipped with a tiny C4 cartridge and heat chip that was provided and funded by ISIS and Intel (Did you really think it was your CPU causing your phone to be that hot?). You know why you find the monsters so close to people? Because they're set to be placed within proximation a person or of popular landmarks with alot of people. When you toss that pokeball, what you really do is send a signal to the camera to send out some of that tiny micro-C4 (sorta like how XRays send out little particles to take pictures of your bones). If you play Pokemon Go, you are a terrorist. If you have already played Pokemon Go, please stop the hate. You are killing people. lives outside of Pokemon Go matter.
>>694852639
That too. And I'd still be fucked if I lost my debit card.
On the plus side I'd be a total butch and could literally fuck my way anywhere.
>>694852966
>penis and testicles
Yeah, guys don't call them that. Definitely a grill.
>>694850742
rollin
>>694850742
Rollll
>>694844457
Easy.
Start playing games on twitch, camwhoring (with a mask), and creating music for income. I'm a reasonably attractive dude, probably a 7 or 8, so I'm assuming I'd be a reasonably attractive chick; being an attractive female with the videogame skills and musical talent I have would get me further than with being a male. Probably start a Youtube and maintain steady traffic from both gaming videos with friends (finding funny people would be easy since I live in a college town and females have more social worth at the college age), music videos, and maybe some filler videos. I could probably maintain a decent income as an internet celebrity for 10-20 years, maybe make it as a musician and make a few millions. If not, I could probably start a small business using my web design and coding knowledge or do gigs at local places here in Portland. Since I'm kind of a jew, I think it'd be manageable to live off of whatever income I get due to my humble standard of living.
oooo
>>694850742
rollerino
>>694850742
Joroll
>>694853190
a mature adult calls them that
try responding again once you graduate high school, junior.
Select all images of me giving a shit.
>>694850742
ROLLING
>>694850742
>>694850742
Roll
Anyone know any really good tg lit porn? Not into forced or revenge.
>>694850742
SHOW ME THE ROLLY!!!
>>694850742
rill
>>694850742
roll
>>694854357
>25
>5'9
>E-Cup
>Ponytail
>curvy/chubby
>thick nipples
I'm okay with this.
>>694850742
Rolling for female privilege
>>694850742
Rahl
>>694850742
Lets see what kind of cumdumpster I am.
>>694849201
I wish you were around my childhood
>>694855029
>29
>5'4"
>Justice
>Blonde
>Ponytail
>skinny
>plump lips
I'm a 29 year old loli
>>694854678
> Age 27
> Height: 5'11
> G-Cup
> Dreadlocks
> Hourglass Body
> Tongue Piercing (stud)
Minus the dreadlocks (which I could probably live with), I'd touch myself every fucking day.
>>694850742
Henry Rollins
>>694850742
Rolll
Okkkaaayyy
>>694850742
one more try
I would do one of two things
1. Become a femme lesbian and find a butch to get dominated by, worship, and eventually marry, finally free of the expectation of PIV sex...
2. Start dominating submissive males tenderly exactly as I wanted when I was a man. To make somebody's dream come true
>>694854678
>>694855401
I missed one.
> blonde
Still touching myself every day.
>>694850742
roll
>>694850742
Roll
>>694850742
Tets
>>694844457
If I were hot (maybe I would be, women in my family are very attractive) I'd set up a tinder profile and start racking up those likes, then I'd have sex with a fuckload of people, gather thousands of friends on fb, set up followers.
Then I would post about how women are completely privileged in every way possible and how being an attractive woman is playing life on easy mode
>>694850742
Reroll
>>694844457
> morning 69'ing my wife
> go jogging (gotta keep this ass in shape
> file for disability (lost penis/testicals in boating accident)
> convince a lawyer to sue my previous employer (obviously *something* in their work environment made me grow breasts)
> jog more, in the mornings
> camwhore
> start every thread w/ Tits & timestamp
>>694850742
Rolĺl
>>694850742
roalin
>>694850742
Behelit.
>>694850742
>>694850742
roll
>>694850742
Rollarooni
>>694855652
15 year old girl who is 5'9 that has E Cup titties. I am athletic and my hair is brown along with it reaching my ass. Apparently I'm athletic but my tits are too huge to run which lead to me to believe I'm in Water polo or some shit. I have a tongue piercing.
>>694850742
Ich rolle
>>694856104
I am best red headed amazon.
>>694850742
not fat
>>694855959
>959
9: 29 years old.
5: 5'9''
>Above : 72
2:B-Cup
7: Strawberry Blonde
>Below: 85
5: Short back and sides.
8: Curvy
9: Bad Girl tramp stamp.
>>694850742
rol
>>694850742
Rollan Dollan
>>694850234
Roll
>>694850742
Roll
>>694856783
Lol
>>694850742
Roll i guess cause why not
>>694850742
Rolo
I'd prob be like all "wuut, wow nice tits ME"
And then be happy because a girl is finally jacking me off
:'^)
I'm non binary so I would be no different, it's very black and white to imply there is an "opposite" gender as apposed to "opposites"
>>694850742
rolling cause I'm a trap
>>694850742
roll
>>694850742
Roll, go
>>694857476
shut the fuck up you stupid tumbleight
JK Rollin
>>694857485
pics please anon
>>694844457
Probably have sex with people, wonder how my gf would react to this
>>694844457
helicopter dick
plenty of horny sluts of your city on changirl.jimdo.com
roll
>>694850742
Fuck it
>>694857476
Just say you're a retard, I'd have more respect for you.
>>694850742
ralle
>>694857156
um, if you were a guy, and went to sleep, and woke up as a girl, you wouldn't be able to 'jack off'.
maybe you should start googling the differences between boys and girls.
>>694850742
J.K. Rawling
>>694850742
>>694857754
Holy shit, I pretty much got my dream girl.
Would probably slut it up and watch porn of myself.
>>694850742
Hey ya
>>694850742
fuck dude
>>694857760
pic related bb
>>694857802
Just finished listening to that song.
>>694844457
I'd try to avoid having my different hormones cause me to eat stupid and remain on my regular diet of whole plant foods and enjoy the easy life of a non-obese white cis woman.
plenty of slutty girls of your city on changirl.jimdo.com
>>694850742
hthth
>>694850742
Roll
>>694844457
maybe i would get some donations on twitch for once
>>694850742
Roll
>>694850742
rfoll
>>694858276
looks pretty nice got any face pics, ass or dick pics
First thing I'd do is order a silicone menstrual cup so I have it when I need it.
become a twitch whore
>>694850742
Rolleng
>>694858122
>Girls don't jack off
Nigger u fucking what?
plenty of horny barely legal teens of your city on changirl.jimdo.com
>>694850742
Roll
>>694854306
>>694844457
assuming that everything else is exactly the same then I suppose I would be doing exactly the same except I would have moderately large breasts.
>>694850742
roll for this too
>>694858276
I'd bend you over and fuck your cute little brains out
>>694850742
Eh i'll roll
>>694844457
>ctrl+f
>twitch
>3 results
really? thats it?
>>694850742
Roll tide
>>694858564
This right here. Twitch whore during the day, chaturbate whore during the evening.
If I had big tits and a smooth vag I'd make millions showing it off to the most degenerate neckbeards this world has to offer.
>>694852424
Kek
>>694850742
rholl
>>694850742
ROLL!
>>694858706
goddamn I hit the jackpot.
>>694844457
This is from that Fairly Odd Parents episode where Timmy turns into a girl. Who knew I'd want to fap to it 10 years later?
>>694858524
little more ass this time. cant just give it away ;)
sorry i don't like to to show my face (i know people who go on here)
>>694850742
Leh go
>>694850742
roll
>>694844457
fap... i mean fluff like hell
>>694844457
What is this comic called again?
>>694859031
ok can i have your kik?
>>694850742
Roll
>>694850234
Roll
>>694850742
ROLLA
>>694858276
cute/10 would bone
>>694850742
roll
>>694844457
like every anon.. wake up as a girl... find the strangest shaped smooth object to jam in my cunt wildly.
>>694850742
George Roll Roll Martin
ROLL ...
>>694850742
oh my
>>694850742
Can't believe I'm rolling for this shit
>>694844457
masturbate -> go on with business as usual...
> buht ganner disfora!!!
lol... I'm a fat autistic slug, so I'm already too uncomfortable in my own skin, but I love my doritos and mt dew more... if it did happen, why wouldn't I want to be hot?
>>694850742
asdf
>>694850742
Age 17
Height 5'10
A cup
Blond
Ballerina Bun
Skinny
Hairless from the neck down...
What do you think, faggots?
>>694850742
roololool
>>694850742
>I want to be the girl
What the hell, let's see
>>694859912
thats pretty much perfect
>>694850742
sawyer
>>694845211
why are you being serious tho? lol
>>694850742
rawl
>>694850742
fuck
>>694859106
Just don't get carried away ;)
>>694850742
roll
>>694850742
let's see how bad it is
inb4 land whale
>>694860054
>19
>5'9
>C cup
>Brunette
>short back and sides hair
>athletic
>sexy plump lips
well hot damn, I'm hot I am
>>694850742
rororlrorol
>>694850742
>nd never get a real job until I was no longer able to then I would marry some decent enough but successful life and set up camp in their life until I was bored or could afford to leave.
TOPLLLLLINDFDNSFDS
>>694850742
r-r-r-r-rolllin
>>694850742
rolas
>>694849201
you are the true meaning of nymphomaniac.
> be me
> go to bed
> wake up the next day
> realize that it turned into a woman
> "meh typical bullshit"
> live happily ever after
>>694850742
rells
>>694850742
Roll that shit
>>694850742
rollal
>>694849378
why don't you start now as a male?
>>694860351
crap how do you scan these things every damm time my phone says it can't read it
>>694860351
>26 new chats
fuck I realize my mistake
>>694860603
What a bizarre loli
>>694860452
oh my fuck-
<.<
DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY, STOP FAT SHAMING ME!!!
[I actually would love to be a small, petite girl, I would be prettier than all y'all niggas]
>>694850742
fuckitroll
Roll
>>694850742
fuck it rollin
>>694850742
shit I hope I dont get shitskin
>>694850742
ROLL
>>694844457
Be happy and live my life happily
>tfw trans
>tfw I'll never wake up as a real woman and will always be depressed
roll
rolleroo
>>694850742
dank roll
>>694850742
rollin.
>>694861049
WHY AM I NOT A REAL LIFE D VA
GOD HAS DEALT A CRUEL HAND!!!
>>694850742
spin the wheel
>>694850742
Rolling, for reasons.
rolling to see the results
>>694850742
Roll
>>694850742
rlloo
>>694850742
Rololo
>>694850742
Rolling
>>694861648
i am okay with these results.
>>694861210
>11
>5'2
>flat chested
>red head
>shaved
>thick/athletic
>long dextrous tongue
dafuq is this alien?
ITT people are too lazy to improve themselves and instead fantasize about horseshit
Get the fuck out of /b/ and go to a hobby/profession board.
>>694850742
21 yo, 5'8, G-cup, blonde hair with twin-tails, hourglass figure, thick nipples
I'd do me
>>694850742
roll for keks
>>694850742
I like how this has more replies than the guy one
also roll
>>694850742
_Roll_
>>694850742
rawl
>>694862128
>21
>I'd do me
>>694850742
roll
Roll
>>694850742
rollarooski
>>694862152
rolling for beter results
>>694850742
rollirino
>>694862072
if you don't want it i will take it haha
>>694850234
rolling
>>694862530
re roll. keep getting younger
kek roll
Depends on how attractive I am, and race. Being an ugly black female is the bottom of the pit. The only thing in favor of them is guiltriping liberals. As a hot white girl, I'd probably keep my major in electrical engineering, demand later on that I get paid more than my male equivalents, and marry a lipstick lesbian while camwhoring for side cash. Also, if I can seduce my fellow engineers into a one night stand, I'd definitely use it to blackmail them for everything in their savings. Being a hot white girl is a full time job for something financially beyond full time pay. There's is no reason to have any morals or honor when you're a hot white girl desired by men of all races.
>>694862503
rolling again
>>694850742
Rolling on the river
>>694850742
allahu akbar sensei
>>694850742
rolllllllllllll
>>694850742
roll
>>694850742
roll
I'd be a fat, ugly, hairy woman as opposed to a fat, ugly, hairy man.
Get on with life I s'pose.
That depends, because if only my genitals changed I'd look like Buck fucking Angel.
If I actually looked female and wasn't fat or anything it would be a literal dream come true for me, but you know, I look like Buck fucking Angel with a dick so there's no way I'll ever be able to pass female.
>>694850742
j k rolling
>>694850742
Rollings
the rolling stones
>>694850742
roller
>>694850742
dank
>>694844457
I would sell myself. Assuming i would be hot. Easy money
>>694850742
Rollin
>>694850742
blah r re
rawl
>>694850742
The Lord of the Rolls
>>694850742
rollan
>>694850742
roll
>>694862894
Age: 19
Height: 6'2
Boob Size: C Cup
Hair Colour: Black
Hair Style: Ear Length Short
Body Type: Skinny
Bad Girl Tattoo
Not bad
>>694850742
rolling
roll
>>694863093
17
5'8"
a cup
red head
ear length short
hourglass
sexy plump lips
>>694850742
Roll
>>694859031
cute.
Would fuck
>>694858624
chicks don't have dicks to jack faggot
>>694850742
fuckin' rollin.
>>694850742
rollllllll
>>694850742
Well if everyone else is doing it...
>>694850742
rolling for loli
>>694850742
I wanna be a hottie.
>>694850742
Let's see
>>694850742
That's a lot of replies
>>694850742
Rollwanda
nig out
>>694850742
rollin' for androgynous
>>694850742
heres hoping I get the trashiest slut ever
>>694850742
rollin
>>694850742
Rollin.
>>694850742
Now let's do dis
>>694864091
Fuuuuuck yeaaaahhh close enough. Post puberty i'll get a tit reduction and no one will know my gender.
Have anymore of the comic strips
>>694850742
Fjdxkckdnxjx
>>694850742
Kkkkkrol
