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Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.

>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive tarot readings from me.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name for a fortune cookie, courtesy of the junior shrine maidens.
>Patience and love!
>Hang around if you GET and remind me if I miss you; it may take a while depending on how many requests I have.
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
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>>694832535
hey raymooo
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>>694832701
Hi there!
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>>694832776
is daggy, hows things! i can actually thread for once o;
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My girlfriend cheated on me, what should I do?
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>>694832836
leave that cheatin ass D:
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heres your bump
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*I returned again for another infinidaggery adventure!*
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>>694832469
3 days isn't so much to ask! I wanna keep a presence here so Anonymous and all of you guys will know what to expect, at least as much as it's possible to do so. So I don't skip threads unless there's a good reason!
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BUMP!
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>>694832836
Crucify her, and use her blood for blood rituals.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10757812
Alignment quiz, you won't find your alignment, but you might find that you make me very happy.
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>>694832836
I'd find out why then leave her ass

>>694833155
Did you call all the people in the last thread cute?
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Did the aligment thing get posted?

>>694833155
AAAAA
As if I could read all of this, fuck
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I'm actually came back here because Ijust to check if ERP still exist here well I guess im leaving now have fun to your thread OP
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>>694832836
Well, you have to consider whether that's something you can deal with. Be totally honest about your feelings on it, both to yourself and to her.

If you feel like it's something you can move past, and she makes you feel comfortable that it won't happen again (unless you redefine what cheating is in your relationship), then maybe you can work things out and stay together.

If not, it's time to start preparing for the end.

>>694832829
Nice to see you here!

Things for me are fine. It's been a pretty uneventful few days. I started playing Fallen Enchantress again last night, and continued my game this morning after I was finished with my chores.

But the turn limit screwed me over, so I cast a Blight that killed half the world's population because it annoyed me so much.

The game ended with an arms race between me and the top civilization besides me, and I managed to win at the end by summoning like 9 or 10 abominations to boost my army strength. I won, but it's not the way I wanted to win... I wanted more interesting stuff to happen rather than just winning by score.
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>>694833270
>Did you call all the people in the last thread cute?
No, that was, uh...
Dr. New York.
Yeah, he looks a lot like me, but it wasn't me...
>>694833350
Ara-Ara, am I seeing this correctly? Is a pink mix like you really eyeing up a primary color like me?
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>>694833350
there's ERP threads in /trash/
just wanted to let you know

-Doc Gold
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>>694833481
I dunno, you sure seemed to love calling me cute.
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>>694833481
GUYS TRUST ME
HE CALLED EVERYONE CUTE

-Doc Gold
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>>694833350
Sorry Anonymous. It doesn't happen that often after all.

Want me to make out with one of the other girls here before you go?
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Hey everyone, the chart is gonna take longer than I thought. My PC needs to update drivers and such so it will be a while. I apologize profusely. In the meantime, anyone who wants to be a part of the chart just tell me and it will be done.

~Boxsicle
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who dis? supertrap?
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>>694833350
It's probably just dormant.

>>694833155
*WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO*
Look, my 'massive faggot' detector goes off when I point it at you. I wonder what that means.

>>694833481
MY CASE STANDS
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>>694832836
*Viking burial!*

>>694832991
*Sure thing, but please don't put your health before the threads, no one here wants to see you being sick for us.*
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>>694833469
oh, i've never heard of it before! i'll check it out. bleh, it sucks when games end up like that
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>>694833721
Don't worry, I'm a firm believer that you have to help yourself if you're gonna help anybody else. More so than some other people we know!
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>>694833591
ABANDON THREAD!!!
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>>694833659
*Take your time.*
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i'm off to find a Dragonfang
thanks bell

-Doc Gold
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>>694833858
It's like Civilization but in a fantasy setting. So there's magic and elves and stuff.

Also, the battles are a separate thing from the main map and you have heroes who level up. It's a lot of fun; my only gripe with it is that there's no multiplayer.
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>>694833591
please god no don't continue
don't you dare dump that shit
>>694833609
Nope. I didn't save that image, either, to my folder that I definitely don't have, titled "Cuties whose mouths are drawn so that they remind me of adorable meowing kitty cat kitters for some weird reason LOL..."
>>694833616
That has not been proven in a court of law.
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>>694833659
Slap Marisa and Bunnu in it, please
If you run out of room cram multiple people in one box
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Rolling. Got a new FWB this week.
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Hello thread~
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>>694832535
GET!!!!!!!! I AM SKYE
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>>694833481
Hmmm. Well alright. I'll keep a lookout for this Dr. New York fellow

>>694833659
Take your time. Also snark is basically being a snide smartass. I was mostly joking anyways, you don't have to make a section just for me

>>694833933
Oh hey, is that Parsec?

>>694833609
I don't see why. You're not the best idol. Not that I would know, though
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>>694834182
Oi what's yer feckin alignment m8
http://www.strawpoll.me/10757812
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>>694834102
i'm looking at it now! looks cool, i might buy it.
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>>694834124
right...

-Doc Gold
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>>694833609
You are cute tho.
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>>694834361
Uh, the witch made me say that...
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>>694834283
>>694834306
>>694834333
Hello, everyone~
>>694832836
Wow, people sure didn't take this very seriously! Well, I think we'd need a lot more details. How you met, how long you've been together, how attached you were, what the known relationship issues were...
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>>694834182
GIB
MONIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
[very angry and loud cat noises]

-meowbot
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>>694834463
no
you said it
accept it
NOW

-Doc Gold
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>>694834470
Evening.
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>>694833591
**

>>694833875
*Who are you referring to with "other people we know"?*
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Any tips on staying motivated while job hunting?

I graduated from college last december but still havent landed a job yet. While I know I need to just apply to a fuck ton of places, I've been getting more and more demoralized by the whole process as it seems to take sometimes hours to apply to a single job only to never hear back; most of them require resume, cover letters and online forms including creating a whole profile about your past experience and what not. This makes all the work put into a single application feel pointless and then I lose motivation to continue pumping out applications.

I feel worst with each passing week that goes by with no results :/
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>>694834182
hi remilia
>>694834238
>Skye ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Study", "65".
uhh...studying might help fix this
>>694834398
this
>>694834470
ohai
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>>694834361
But he said that was someone else. I see no reason to doubt him

>>694834398
(So are you)

>>694834470
Hey there bunbun

>>694834182
Hello Remi. Can I call you Remy Martin?
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>>694834470
*It's Raisins Huge Dong! Hi there!*
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hi, im cynthia. I really fucked up and got black out drunk and the guy I was with hates me. we've had a history for 10 years and I always thought we'd end up together. should I move on? he's blocked me and I will probably never see or hear from him again.
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>>694834470
Oh shit, call in the reinforcements, it's the bunny with an attitude.
How have you been, Reisen?
I-I didn't get all d-dressed up for you, or anything...
>>694834592
I think Reisen said it. I would never say anything like that. I hate using the word 'cute.'
Yeah, she was totally pervin' back there.
Although, I can't blame here, because these posters are so cute!
...WAIT GODDAMNI-
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>>694834712
That was never in question.
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>>694834663
I have lots of friends job hunting, it's hard to get your foot in the door, but you just gotta keep going ): being demoralized is only normal, I wouldn't take it to heart though, it's just the way things are.
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>>694834134
I have been putting multiple people in one box. Don't take that the wrong way.

>>694834182
Hey Remi. You want to be in the alignment chart? If you want to know about it ask someone cause I have driver updates to attend to.

>>694834283
Oh okay, and I don't really mind.

>>694834470
Hey Reisen. Do you want to be in the alignment chart? Again if you want to know more ask someone about it cause I have to take care of driver updates.

>excuse any typos and such.
>i have my attention mainly on my PC
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>>694834306
Hiya Reimu! I'm alright~ Yourself?

>>694834333
Hmm, if it's for cutest, I voted for Lawful Good.

>>694834470
Hello Reisen~
Did you ever make a thread in the morning yourself? I wanted to try and see but I wake up too late.

>>694834518
D-don't scratch me.
Is cat food fine?
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>>694834823
YOU FUCKING SAID IT
ACCEPT IT

-Doc Gold
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>>694833481
No ......
>>694833525
I don't actually like ERP but this thread is nice. I don't want to stay here longer.
>>694833628
No I'm fine that this thread is now ERP free.
>>694833671
probably

farewell everyone.
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>>694834283
Yes. Who are you?
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>>694834935
...okay
[gradually decreasing angry cat noises]

-meowbot
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Decisions decisions

www.strawpoll.me/10757876

do it
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im hungry what food should i make
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>>694832535
>be me
>see thread
>curious
>see it's just a bunch of cancerous weeaboos acting kawaii
Mffw
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>>694834706
Whatcha up to?
>>694834712
How are you, cutie?
>>694834794
H-hi, Rob Zombie's weird love child with the entire band of KISS.
>>694834823
*squeezes you all close*
Nice to see you, Manhattan~ S-since when did I have an attitude?
>>694834934
Ah..? Actually, I don't believe I've heard anything about this! I'll ask Reimu.
>>694834935
Remilia!
*pounces*
And her pretty, elegant wings.. I did make one~ On wednesday! It crashed and burned, though.
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>>694834124
I'm fairly certain you did, "Power Girl"

>>694834283
Makoto best idol doe.

>>694834398
Nuh uh.

>>694834706
Hush you.
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>>694834623
If you don't know, don't worry about it~

>>694834663
Hmm.. that's a tough one. I know the feeling myself and I saw it secondhand too with a friend of mine.

Staying motivated isn't easy, it's an every day thing. You've just gotta keep your mind on what could go right rather than expecting it to go wrong. I know it's disappointing when it does, and it basically amounts to just "stay optimistic!" or "have faith that it'll work!" but it will, and keeping the faith is all you can do.

For extra benefit, are you calling or inquiring in person at the places you apply to? Sometimes talking to the manager yourself can improve your chances of landing the job or at least getting them to give your resume an actual look. It gives you a chance to explain how you're a hard worker and all that stuff they're looking for, and make a personal connection that might make them wanna give you a chance.
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Hello

I went on a date with this girl and asked her out to which she said yes

But when I got home later she told me she nervously said yes in the car and wants to take it slow, to which I agreed.

I haven't heard from her since then, what should I do?
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>>694835188
dunno what that even is yo, i chose nighthawk cause that edge
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>>694834134
*Already any idea regarding what they should be? We have a considerable lack of baddies here btw.*

>>694834182
*Hi you magnificent bastard.*
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>>694834842
True. I just felt like stating the obvious

>>694834934
That's very nice of you, thanks.

>>694835045
Just a ghost. Don't mind me

>>694835239
Just getting reacquainted with my computer which has been broken for 2 weeks and I'm on vacation (kinda) but still busy busy. How are you?

>>694835273
But how can that be when Miki is better?
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>>694835273
I don't know, it seems like people agree with me.
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>>694835513
naaah makos best :-0
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>>694834981
Paint me blue(r) and call me Sally, I admit it.
>>694834935
Cool.
>>694835042
See you, saving that pic by the way, funny shit.
>>694835096
>gradually decreasing angry cat noises
No matter how ironic this post was, it's autistic.
Let me scratch behind your ears. I have no monies but I do have incredible wisdom.
>>694835239
It's nice to see you, too. In fact, I may have more of an attitude than anyone else. It's seen as quite passive-agressive to phase your body so that people can't hug you, not that I plan on doing that now.
>>694835273
>Power Girl
Ah, so you have spoken the words to raise me into my Evolution...
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>>694835238
go learn what the word weeaboo means then come back
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>Leave a name for a fortune cookie, courtesy of the junior shrine maidens.
What do you mean?
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>>694835513
People tend to.

>But how can that be when Miki is better?
But how can that be when Love Live is better?
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>>694835359
Think of it as a top down SWAT simulator, where you have to enter and clear buildings. Usually starts with you kicking down a door.
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>>694835640
leave a name and you get a cookie
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>>694835239
removing ayys in xcom 2
>>694835273
you cant silence the truth
>captcha is rue tits
captcha is suggesting something about flat chests
>>694835640
gimme a name to associate the fortune with you and you will know what your luck for the year is
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>>694835629
Also, you guys are avatar fagging. Lol you know that's ban worthy, correct?
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>>694835689
oh, looks pretty cool, fun?
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>>694835621
okay
i also thought of it as autistic too.

-meowbot
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>>694835778
i never used an avatar
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>>694835778
Dont be a faggot.
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>>694835188
AAPO SAARISTO
FINLAND STRONK

>>694835427
Dunno
Both are cutes
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>>694835358
Give her her time, don't rush things. Try to keep your mind off of it and distract yourself by focusing on other stuff.

It's not easy to deal with the nervousness of waiting and seeing like that, but you'll be happier if you just let things be as they're going to be. There's not much you can change about the situation, so just accept that whatever happens will happen.

Maybe you could take her out on another date but make it clear that you're keeping things casual and not trying to put pressure on her. Just a "I wanna hang out some more and get to know each other better" kind of thing.
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>>694835621
I, The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life, have arrived in this thread.
I bless it, and all posters, to be happy, lucky, and cute, and to be with their Waifus after they pass.
...
Think about why Power Girl was the example. As Dr. Manhattan, I needed a (Decoy) Waifu from DC Comics. 'Girl' represents the traditional view of Waifuism, that is, the connection between Man and Waifu. 'Power' represents me.
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>>694834706
Hiya Chief~

>>694834712
Uh, sure! I'll try to keep in it mind that i'm being called Remy Martin.

>>694834934
Alignment chart? Sounds interesting! If there isn't anyone for chaotic evil or neutral evil, I wouldn't mind having that.

>driver updates
Yikes sounds like a pain.

>>694835096
Good kitty.
Remember, there are always windows for you to clean~

>>694835239
I-if you're going to play with my wings, let me play with your ears.. They look soft~

Ah, crashed and burned, huh. I wish I was there.

>>694835427
Y-you too.
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>>694835239
*Don't mind that, i'm changing my picture every single post, so it's pretty futile to refer to me by using the pictures i use myself.*

>>694835349
*.........Alright then......*
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>>694835958
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>>694835513
Miki is impressive, but Makoto a best. Don't be so tsun about it.

>>694835543
But why?!

>>694835621
I have. And I'm still not cute.

>>694835770
But Makotos chest isn't completely flat!
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>>694835513
Ah, geez. I see. I still haven't fixed mine at all! Nyoro~n.
>>694835239
Wha! How possessive...
>>694835770
lol. I still haven't tried 2 yet.
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>>694835899
Lmfao don't do shit that I don't like. You're doing typical anime cringe shit and I don't like it.
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>ignored by slutbunny

>>694836048
Because you're cute, evidently.
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New thread already started.
>>694835778
almost trips btw Avatars is like 250x 300 px so no rules disobeyed
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>>694832535
>Is anything troubling you?
The EU wants to bring in a caliphate destroying his own secular society
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>>694835990
More than one person is allowed in a single alignment. So you are fine.

>Back to updates
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>>694835778
We've been doing it for years. Bans never stopped us

>>694835682
I have never into Love Live. Also you've come to accept your cuteness?

>>694836048
>tsun
Oh, you went there

>>694836062
Nyoron indeed. Wait, if you haven't fixed it then how are you posting now?! -twilight zone-

>>694835990
Hehe, don't worry it's just a nickname
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>>694835990
but i still want my monies

-meowbot
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>>694836048
You think it is a joke. That's perfectly understandable. This is not an insult.
Lies have not been told, although you would almost certainly never be able to come close to comprehending it.
Just remember that what I'm doing is for love.
After all, what else is binding life together at this point?
Our knowledge, our intelligence, once thought the greatest ally of life, has turned on us.
They are breaking through, dripping dripping dripping, scream scream scream.
It will be fixed, justice will be served.
This never happened.
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>>694835832
It's pretty unique. I enjoy it quite a bit, but at times it is tough at nails.

>>694835920
Other than the Shield, Aapo is probably the highest rank out of all.

I'll drop a screenshot of it in a sec
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>>694836048
might not be completely flat but still cute
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>>694835778
>>694835887
you two were both one number away from trips. how does it feel?
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>>694835990
*What about lawful evil? Chaotic evil sounds to me more like something Flandre would get, also you're not evil at all.*
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>>69483622
Source and I'll leave you alone
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>>694836186
I just lurk faggot. If you dont like the thread, then feel free to leave.
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>>694836236
Mm... no advice for that, sorry...

Just tend to your own garden and don't worry too much about things you can't change. Contribute how you can, don't fret too much if you can't.
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>>694836447
K
I'll just get you banned again. It's an inconvenience to you and that's all I care about.
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>>694836538
wait i read that number wrong
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>>694836550
why me?
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Can I get a progress report on that alignment chart?
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>>694835513
I will mind you.
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>>694836586
No. Not until I get a source that says the avatarring shit isn't a bannable offense.
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>>694836304
M-maybe I c-could be your slutbunny for tonight.

>>694836447
It's more that I'm kind of resigned to my fate now, I can't argue against it.

>>694836745
Totally
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ahhhhh
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I have a vagina.
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>>694836652
Would you talk with me for a moment? Maybe explain what's so bad about it that it makes you wanna behave this way? We're all just having fun while we wait for Anonymous to need help with things.

Is there anything troubling you, Anonymous? Really troubling you, I mean.
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>>694836550
Flan is definitely chaotic evil
I get steamraped every time he comes online

>>694836724
>Preparing to install updates... 55%
Blame windows
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>>694834851
Thanks for your thoughts
>>694835349
No, I havent tried reaching out to individual people about opennings so Ill have to give that a try. I do have faith that Ill get one eventually, it's just hard is all. I'll do my best to stay motivated though.
Thanks for your advice :)
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>>694836745
... ... ....!
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>>694836674
*Oh don't know, but i feel like the fact that your sister had to lock you has something to do with this.*
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>>694832535

I'm bored
I'm broke
It's too fucking hot
Kid has my car
I want to get out of the house once in a while
This is my life? Jesus.
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>>694836980
More like Nvidia.

>>694836724
When my computer is finished updating drivers.
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>>694836827
I'm glad you agree.

>>694837024
Oh you cheeki cunt, I know exactly what that says!
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>>694836975
If I don't get to avatar fag then you don't get to avatar fag. Sorry, that's the rules.

Now I've given you a chance, supply source that says you can avatar fag and I won't get you banned. Simple.
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>>694836267
Oh! All is good then.
Also, put me in for lawful evil.

>>694836451
D-don't worry about that!
Here, have a ball of yarn.

>>694836550
Hiya Asterisk~
Hmm~ You're completely right!

>>694836674
It's okay Flan~
You're a good little sister to me.
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>>694836980
lol yep that sounds like flen
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>>694836745
Just tell yourself that it's a newfag roleplaying as Dr. Manhattan and trying to form some obscure Alternate Reality Game, that doesn't amount to anything with meaning.
That's what you want to believe, so it's healthier, and easier, for all to believe it.
...It isn't the truth, though.
The beings who spend their time in the spaces between existence and emptiness. You might be able to thank them at some point.
>>694836962
I have 3
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>>694837251
I feel like I've somehow been defeated...
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>>694837263
You can do whatever you want though. None of us have been banned in the last six months or more that I've been making these threads. You're welcome to join us if you want!
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>>694836447
Using someone else's...
>>694834606
>>694836196
Wha! I'm so sorry. I'm here, you have my attention~
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>>694837263
instead of finding something that says we can, why don't you find something that says we can't?
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Where is the lewd?
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Why can't I be satisfied with anything t b h
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>>694832535
I did horrible on my high school finals and I the only college I can get into is in another city. I really don't want to go but I literally can not get into any college in my city that's not some pointless shit like social sciences.

I think I'm getting really depressed because of this. Every night I start thinking about life. How it's all going to end and that everything will do is ultimately meaningless. I'm insanely afraid of dying. Even if it's going to be another 60 years until I die I'm still horrified and I can't stop thinking about it. What is it like to die, what happens when we die? How does it feel to not exist, will my last living memory be that of agonizing pain and loneliness? I can't concentrate on anything, I can't find fun in anything anymore, I sleep for 12 hours and I still feel tired and can't get up. I talk to my friends and I envy them when I see them enjoying games, getting drunk and hanging out. Even when I'm hanging out with them and laughing at stupid jokes or playing games I can't stop thinking about how horrible future is and that one day we will cease to exist.

Sure it's a cool thing to say "hey just live your life the best you can, do what you love and have fun" or what ever, but it's just distracting ourselves until our inevitable end comes. I think I'm going insane and I don't know what to do, advice please.
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>>694837251
good, and you havent denied it so obviously you've accepted your fate
>>694837291
uhh if i remember that one hentai right a satanic ritual can fix that
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>>694837467
Well that's fine. I'll report you all and be on my merry little way.

You made a decision. Wasn't so hard now, was it?
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>>694837467
Yeah what she said.
Please help mate I need another brother that isn't anime or Touhou nothing against 'em but I'm dying out here
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>>694832535
When will I met my future waifu?
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>>694837533
A likely story

>>694837460
I wanted to make another fate/stay night joke because you said you were "resigned to your fate" but the last time I did that you stopped posting as Saber...

>>694837263
You've got me shaking in my boots. Also I think you might be trying just a little too hard there

>>694836812
Then as a courtesy, I shall... mind you too

>>694837251
you know exactly where you went
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Door Kickers screenshot

Bunnyhop died, but Ghoul is still up. Clearing last room.
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>>694837661
later m8
>>694837817
yep
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>>694837817
You win this round.

>>694837957
Really? I can't remember that.
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>>694836980
*I didn't know we had a Flan between us! I have never seen this one in the threads though.*

>>694837274
*As always, i'm still wondering about how did i managed to fail the quiz to become the Mansion's librarian with such brainy skills.*
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>>694837552
"/b/ - Random

ZOMG NONE!!!1*Globalrules 1, 2, 4, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, and 15 are enforced.

Note: "ZOMG NONE!!!1" applies to moderators as well.

Rule thirteen is no avatars or signatures. I can happily provide link.
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>>694837661
>Announcing a report
Nice
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>>694837780
A-ah.. I'm sorry, though...! Please forgive me.
>>694837957
I mean I don't like having to use it!
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>>694837957
Cool, bro. Peace.
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>>694837274
Thank you Big Sis!
>>694837136
That's why i came here again .
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>>694837957
...the kitchen?

>>694837991
Nope.

>>694838013
Better luck next time, m8!
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>>694837691
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>>694837691
I didn't laugh my ass off at that one, but I definitely chuckled some butthair loose at the very least.
>>694837782
I'd say that Waifu questions are to be dealt with by The Primodial Knowledge, but that's just how I want it to be, and I'm just a glowing faggot.
However, you will meet her after death, I hope.
gg no eternity afterlife is a myth
>>694837817
Don't mind me I was just trying to cobble together a very elaborate shitpost
>>694838119
Shh, let him have this one, where he feels like the man in charge for once.
>>694838174
You looking a little red there, Reisen. Something embarassing you? Are thoughts of touching people's swimsuits floating around in that head of yours, you perv?
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>>694837661
Have fun with your ban as well mate. I'm not gonna report ya. But someone will if you look at the rules one more time. Preferably the end of Rule 7. Think before you post.
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>>694837691
The lewdest thing i've read tonight.

>>694837661
You sure showed us

>>694838068
To be fair, the current librarian is quite the wizkid.

>>694838201
That's a good Flan!
I'll leave your door unlocked more often~
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>>694838310
Auu.. Just tell me what I can do to make it up to you!
>>694838369
Wha..! Ermm.. N-n-no.. That never crossed my mind at all!
*blush...*
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>>694837599
): I feel the same way sometimes.. You've got to learn to accept the future and all things it holds, also, I know it's not any condolence, but death comes to everyone and we can't change that, accept that and you might start looking at life in a different light.. I'm sorry I can't be more help, but it sounds like you're in a transitioning point of your life, it's a hard time, but you'll get through it, and even learn from it.
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>>694838307
yep
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