Where my alcoholic bros at!
What are you drinking tonight
The same thing I drink every nighty, Pinky....Skol Vodka.
>>694832330
I'm just smokin bud tonight
>>694832330
resident an alcohol checking in, the usual cheap shit.
>>694832330
Nothing, cause I spent all my money on alcohol and went on a week long bender. Don't get paid till Thursday.
everclear and lemonade
>>694833019
Could always spange for change...a forty of some cheap shit is only $2
Straight fireball, gf cheated on me and need to get it out of my system.
These 2
>>694833314
you're not getting herpes out of your system with fireball friendo. cheers to the whore.
>>694832773
Nice, that looks like some really good dense tasty nug. Im a bit jelly, its been a few months since I have gotten some top notch bud. Currently smoking some low end chronic. it is good smoke but isnt extremely potent and has a pretty generic funk taste to it. nothing special but at $225 an O, its a great deal for my area.
>>694832975
Busch pretty good for a budget beer
>>694833256
Not in Canada, everythings expensive here. Plus i'd need way more than that to get retard black out.
>>694833019
You know you suck if you cant even afford to get a good buzz on. A 6 pack of 16 ounce beast ice will last me a couple days and 3 honestly gets me semi drunk. Enough to sleep very well without a noticeable hangover in the morning. a 6 pack costs $4. My drinking only costs $2 a day so that makes it ok, right?
>>694833880
How much for a 24oz beer
>>694834117
Damn nice deal man not him btw
pepsi and captain but i dont drink much
>>694834521
Ehh nothing wrong with being a casual drinker
hitting the college scene alone in a college town..any tips to not look like a loser?
>>694833880
>get retard black out.
the only way to do it imo, i feel for ya. if i'm broke i just sleep after work, no point in having one or two.
>>694834117
>what is tolerance
>>694834647
Get whatever makes you happy or get bud ice 25 oz can
>>694834624
not at all, i smoke a ton
>>694834822
Haha I drink every now and then
who else /texas/
>>694834804
how to act alone? just talk to random people?
>>694834653
I've been drinking for a good 10 years, ever since high school. The last 5 of those years I have drank myself to a happy place about 355 days a year. If anything, the amount(volume) I drink has dropped off the past couple years. Weird, it seems I lose my tolerance. I can still throw down and drink a 12 pack of bud light or 10 budweiser's in a night and hold my shit together no problem. I just really dont like the resulting hangover.
Still contemplating if I should go get beer or not.
I'm thinking a 12 of Coors Altitude if I do.
>>694834117
>>694834177
See I don't know how much that is, our drinks up here are measured in mililetres not ounces.
>>694835112
Yes
>>694835674
Ahhh
>>694833826
yeah the price is right for the amount i drink, i prefer guinness to be honest but that's around 35$ a case, get an 18 of busch for 12 bucks, it works.
>>694832330
>>694835674
>internet at his fingertips
>can't convert ml to oz
gotta be drunk!
>>694832975
Hear hear.
>>694835897
I lied, its crown maple.
>>694835674
It is a little less than 500ml. 16.9oz to 500ml. 5.9% alcohol
Jameson, represent. It took me 5 minutes to type this.
Everclear
>>694836078
Very good beer for your buck we get 25 oz versions at my liquor store for like $1.78
>>694836240
fag
>>694836330
Pussy
>>694836295
Yup, I usually get 2 of those for 3 bucks. But for 4.5 bucks I got a 6 pack for tonight.
Cheap Francia wine
>>694834990
from texas but i drink budweiser i got a buddy that drinks that nasty shit though
>>694836295
>25 oz
>>694836295
>>694836405
But my preferred beer is either xx or yuengling, but they don't sell yuengling in KY (unpatriotic fuckers) so mostly stella or xx if I have the money to spend.
I'll drink vodka and maby some beer tonight.
>>694836405
Nice deal
>>694836561
Yeah 25 oz cans cheap and 40s like $1.96 in Missouri
>>694832330
Ran outta booze and coke so I'm solvent abusing
large volumes of Popov
Couple of pints of Guinness
>>694836899
Nice :)
>>694832330
>What are you drinking tonight
It's too hot to drink. So I'm really, really bored.
>>694836295
Beast ice is $1.19 in ohio for a 24 ouncer and a good 1.6% more ABV than busch.
40 of these.
>>694837115
Holy shit all we got close to that in Missouri is Icehouse
>>694836206
Working a second shift for about 1 month my lunch every night was a large dunkin hot coffee, 2 nips of Jameson and 2 donuts. Great lunch.
>>694836206
Good choice. Best either on the rocks or with ginger ale.
>>694837236
I love Jim Beam Maple
>>694837105
poor anon with no ac? was 94 degrees here today, i'm bundled up in a sweatshirt right now it's like 66 in my living room.
Caliber rum and root beer!
Shits cheap, a handle of it is 9 fuckin dollars at wally world. 9!
>>694837545
Irish coffee is best coffee
>>694832330
>malt liquor
Nigger detected
>>694837633
That's comfy af don't see why you need a sweater though
I drank this gross ass shit. But I'm feeling a buzz.
Night 2 of soberiety.
I did it for 3 weeks in april months ago, im lookin to go father this time.
>>694837763
Cant beat those prices
>>694837872
Kek
>>694837894
Whats it called
>>694837763
>wally world
what state? here in ma only licensed liquer stores can sell booze, was in bama once those fuckers sell booze almost 24/7 i loved it.
>>694837763
holy shit, I would get fucked up all the time for 9 dollars
>>694837953
Come on anon...Don't you want just ONE beer? It's not gonna mess you up.
>>694838231
I would drink mouthwash right now if I had any, but nothings in the house
>>694837953
>in april months ago
i checked my calendar, yup, april was in fact months ago.
>>694837953
pansy, life sucks without alcohol. Why torture yourself like this? Just take a fucking shot
>>694838575
I call bullshit
>>694838709
I was doing great until I saw my great grandma die and I fell off the wagon.
Need more?
>>694838617
Agreed
>>694838936
why don't you go to aa you fucking faggot
>>694839123
Kek
>>694838936
the fuck you on about, nigga? How does that disprove that april was months ago?
depends on what i want
>>694839000
checked
also drinking pic related.
Cheers to my alcoholics
Hey now if we're going to make this thread rowdy let me get a little more drunk first
Midwestfag with New Amsterdam gin with gingerale here
Just went to the ER last night for crashing my bicycle and fucking a foot up, can't even walk on it but a pal hooked me up with a cane and the hospital gave me some painkillers
I'm pretty fuckin' groovy right now
>>694839427
nothing I like there except jack and coke, tbh
>>694839427
holy shit, invite a nigga to your place sheeeiiit. Want some of that mexican coke too
>>694839572
CHUG, CHUG, CHUG
>>694838617
Idk, i just dont want to drink anymore
>>694839123
Too much of a bitch to go a night without a drink?
>>694839533
Damn that evan williams egg nog sounds fucking amazing
Redd's Apple Ale.
It's to hot for beer.
>>694839427
fucking casual, this is an alcoholic thread not ''look at my collection i make night caps from''
>>694839618
careful taking those pills and drinking faggot, you don't want to end up like prince/michael jackson or jimmi hendrix
>>694834647
Dont go alone basically is the first step.
>>694832330
Bleach hopefully
>>694832330
More than halfway in
>>694839676
nah bro believe me you want that single malt scotch
>>694840027
You don't have the guts
>>694840054
Ahh yes bud light
>>694840027
>le bleach meme xd xd xd
this isn't youtube you underaged leafy faggot fan. fuck off
>>694839817
>red's apple ale
>faggot detected
>>694839785
I've been an alcoholic for 3 years now. Finishing my PhD in engineering anyways, can still give up drinking occasionally when I need to. Don't be a pussy
>>694839564
if this is actually a pic of what you're doing, alright, i like this fucking guy.
>wasting money
>living unhealthy
>cunts cant go a night without a drop
>panic when you're only half buzzed and out of booze
>hangovers
>"at least sitting around alone drinking at night makes life worth living"
Thats a shit way to live
>>694840055
never gotten into scotch tbqh
I prefer with 1 cube. Call me a faggot i don't care.
Easy drink to sip while im studying for the CA bar
>>694840323
Everyone on 4chan has a phd, so what?
My local grocery store says some dude named Keith Kerkhoff is signing bottles of this next week. WTF is this and is it worth anything. Who is that guy? I've never heard of people signing bottles of whiskey before
>>694840285
More like platinums, bud light is shit
>>694840473
>queer detected
>>694839924
It's all swell, I'm white
>>694840756
So was michael jackson.
>>694840709
Arent those 6% besides 4.9
>>694840543
i've only got a JD and a MBA am i a retard here?
I'm the one drinking glen livet
>>694840838
Lol, no.
Putting some beer down as usual. Fuck I hate myself.
>>694840323
What was your thesis?
I don't know what to do for the rest of the night. I'm too drunk to fap (cock feels weird after cumming when drunk). Too drunk to play vidya. Drinking alone is weird.
>>694840848
Correct sir
>>694832330
why did you put your whiskey in the fridge
I don't drink alcohol because I like my liver and brain cells. Keep poisoning your body faggots
>>694840396
>computer slowed down after 55 tabs of trap threads opened
>figured i'd show my superiority and greatness by throwing a tyson level haymaker into a thread i have absolutely zero interest in.
yeah bud, we're all losers and you're the one cool kid on 4chan, get a fucking clue.
>>694840969
which beer?
Any idea how long it takes drinking before I can pass a piss test?
Kicked a fucking road cone and got disorderly conduct, bastard judge makin' me go through treatment.
>>694841111
Shit Nice Quads man i got nornal bud light
>>694840724
thanks you too
>>694840972
A mathematical model on how to shag your mum more efficiently using Euler's method and the Cayley Hamilton Theorem
>>694840856
drinking this shit. it's the same stuff they used to fuel the space shuttles, basically.
it's only 12:40 in the afternoon but i don't give a fuck
>>694841158
brain cells are overrated. Being drunk is more fun
>>694841201
80 hours after it FINISHES PASSING THROUGH YOU, so 80 hours after you are sober.
>>694841158
nothing is wrong with a drink with some friends from time to time
i think everybody in this thread is not drinking every day
>>694841193
I got some local stout, but i've got a case of molson as well. I'll drink it all too in one sitting lol. You?
>>694841293
>chink detected
Are you having that with a side of poodle?
Everclear
>>694841452
i do lol im a disgusting alcoholic pig. The only time i don't drink is when I'm working.
Only drinking this because my mom bought some, decided she didn't like them, and gave them to me. Poorfags don't pass up free alcohol. Wish I had some Jack though, I'm in a hard liquor mood.
>>694841201
everyone kicks road cones. it is so satisfying
>>694841293
never had it. is it like sake but harder?
>>694841591
tits or gtfo please
>>694841579
why don't you drink then, too. i do occasionally. nbd, but depends on what you do i guess.
>>694841249
Yea you dont have shit
>>694841591
You know the rules.
>>694841591
here we go.
>>694841714
First time I've seen "please" proceed a "tits or gtfo" comment after a post of mine. What a wild Friday night, so full of surprises.
>>694841495
I'm drinking whiskey tonight, wanted to get fucked up quicker, lol
>>694841761
>this retard thinks I'd actually release my pHd thesis so anybody in this thread can find me with a simple google search
holy shit how retarded are you?
>>694841591
TITS OR GO
>>694841591
>jack
Jim Beam is cheaper and tastes better. Fuck is wrong with you
>>694841898
Did your parents no teach you manners? Treat others they way you want to be treated. If a girl asked me to show my dick, she better fucking say please.
>>694841898
Well, what can I say? my parents taught me manners. Now can we please see those nice titties?
>>694841186
>projecting this hard
>>694842026
I gotta agree, Jim tastes better but Jack tends to get the drunk going faster for me.
>>694842018
AYE that's more like it.
>>694842040
>implying any woman would ever want to see your micropenis
wew
>>694841390
thanks anon. tried asking counselor without being obvious LOL
>>694841933
but what area? I am a lawyer fag so I don't know shit about anything
>>694842026
Jim better straight, Jack better with coke, IMO
>>694842058
Implying mine are nice?
>>694841933
>this nigga gets defensive when I asked about what the subject is
If you already have a phd, its already published, so how can anyone steal it?
You really are fucking ignorant
>>694842211
good luck. Just think, if you can stay sober for 80 hours you can have months of drunken fun
>>694842204
kek, you got me there, anon. But if they want to see my rock hard 4 inches I'd hope they show some respect
>>694842325
>If you already have a phd, its already published, so how can anyone steal it?
nigger are you stupid? I'm not afraid about any of you retards stealing anything, I just don't want you faggots to know who I am.
>>694841933
i chuckled at that.
>>694833470
Nice. I always get the 14% 4 Loko green apple and Blackberry Steel Reserve. About $6 for me to get good.
>>694842204
Niiiice
>>694842298
all tits are nice, wtf you on about, bitch
>>694842298
All tits are nice by definition, unless you are some old hag.
>>694841591
The Strawberritas are actually not too bad. The other flavors are shite though
>>694833019
>>694833256
>>694833826
>>694834117
>>694834177
In my poorest I hit up my local drugstore for $1 24/25oz cans of 8% alc malty 'beers' like Icehouse Edge or Natty Daddy. For the same price and size I also usually get a couple Natty Ice / Miluakee's Best Ice even though they're only 6% because I need a break from the shitty semisweet malty flavor of the first two when I'm getting my drink on at a high speed
>>694841933
Watch out, anonymous might doxx you XD XD XD
>>694842598
How are those tastewise?
>>694832495
Same brotha
>>694841601
it truly was. cops stole my keys from the bar, and didnt tell me. long story short, trapped in some bumfuck town on my way to nowheresville and kicked a cone in the crosswalk.
Just Heineken and screaming
>>694842618
As a chick that's been in locker rooms with other chicks, I can personally say not all tits are created equal. I don't even get hot looking at boobs. Just as someone who has boobs, I have a general instinct for what boobs should and shouldn't look like. I'd place myself at a 5/10, nice and in the middle.
>>694832330
I drank it already. Go to bed faggotofthenew...
>>694842368
they gonna do randoms. but my next session is monday.... so i best not risk it. havent had a drink since tuesday anyway. not bad for my ass.
>>694842598
Not bad dude these 2 cans cost me total $3.31
>>694842505
I want to dox your sweat box bebe
Ima send ur boyfriend noods
>>694842828
>>694842828
cops stole your keys? from the bar? Why did the bar have your keys? Is that like an anti drunk driving thing?
>>694842663
Especially good since they're free "here take these I don't fucking want them" drinks.
>>694842922
Only men can properly judge boobs, thus you should provide photographic evidence to us so we can asses whether your boobs are actually 5/10. You might be surprised with our results.
>>694842663
also you should set up a fucking patreon or something so you can buy yourself better booze. None of this shit sounds even slightly appealing.
>>694842922
You don't get it, men like all boobs
>>694843285
Ain't going for b8, just google tits
Raspberry vodka my dude
In the hot tub with my bros, it's pretty chill
>>694842922
>As a chick
well, 175 replies i'm surprised it took this long for some asshole to start crying for attention,have a good night alcoholics, i enjoyed this thread.
>>694843411
I don't understand though, chicks don't like all dicks so why would guys like all boobs. Like, I know some like small, or medium, large, or extra monster large, but from guys I've talked to it's not an all inclusive spectrum.
3 of these bad boys and 2 grams of chronic
>>694839826
it's true, alcoholics could never keep a liquor cabinet in working order. it's just buy a bottle, finish the bottle, buy a bottle finish the bottle
>>694843597
Less of a cry for attention, more of "let's see what people will say". Low quality maybe has a vagina bait.
>>694843156
was tanked. i was sitting at the bar had my keys and wallet on the counter, from what i can gather the bartender musta snatched up my keys when i took a piss and i didnt even realize it cuz after the bar closed i looked for an hour outside.... although i wasnt even outside lol.
some dude told my friend he saw me that night and says someone asked how i was getting home and i said none ur fukin business...
but ya, bartenders can take your keys, but they took them without telling me n gave em to the fucking coppers.
>>694843675
You don't have to understand, you just have to show them tiddies. Plus, we all drunk so that makes tham automatic 10/10
>>694843729
Too fucking true.
>>694842762
I think both of them are pretty good for what you get. Not delicious but as far as 4loko goes, it's the best tasting one and 2% more abv.
>>694843089
How's the camo black? I've never heard of it
>>694843683
Niiiiice
>>694843826
Sssso I can just bolster an already low self esteem by posting a pic of what might not even be my tits on the interwebs!? Never knew.
>>694843971
Its fucking rough anon 12.2%ABV has a sweet taste and boozy for $1.39 gets me a buzz
>>694843729
Depressingly accurate
>>694844140
As long as it gets me drunk I'll drink it really. I'm sure I've drank way worse.
>>694844021
when we say tits or gtfo a timestamp is implied
>>694843729
So very true and so very sad
so many idiots drinking blended shitty american and canadian shitsky.
Single malt scotch all the way
>>694844313
Yeah its shit beer but its good cold
>>694844360
And what if I had a galpal who would do it for me?
Dogfish Head 90 minute and 120 minute IPA always gets me going.
>>694832330
Tanqueray on the rocks with a tiny bit of honey.
just drank a 40 nd bout to smoke some bud. not blck btw
>>694832975
Don't post your picture on 4chan -- that's a good way to get killed.
>>694844498
okay now you're just attention whoring, so please gtfo
>>694844498
try it, you won't though faggot
>>694844642
>that's a good way to get killed.
extreme kek, whatever kid
>>694844702
Less attention-whoring, more just minor harmless antagonizing. Just have another drink and chill, this is an alcoholic thread after all!
>>694843698
NO don't hack me bro
>>694844481
>so many idiots posting stock images claiming their drinking top notch alcohol
>i'll do the same
>>694841591
>drinking out of a can with a straw
>retard detected
>>694844548
>40oz
>smoking herb
Dindu confirmed
>>694844940
BTFO
>>694844313
Love the can look also
>>694844642
my address and a picture of my house was posted once, nothing happened. that was in 07, i'm not worried.
>>694845058
Sensitive front teeth = use straw to drink sugar-y things with minimal discomfort
>>694844481
this was already posted and it's a shit tier hipster trend drink. fuck off faggot
>>694844940
too lazy to upload a picture a picture on my phone. Glenlivit 12 is like 30 bucks anyway why would anyone lie about that
I am drinking guardians chapter btw
Shape of hops to come
>>694845126
>>694845081
>>694844548
>that hand
>confirmed for dindu
Does anyone else's legs feel really uncomfortable as you get more drunk?
White Russian, god tier
>>694841591
trap fagit
I knew you were all a bunch of bottom feeders, but, jesus Christ, could you all at least try and have a bit of respect for yourselves. Drinking those pre-mix cans and shitty beers...Fuck me you're all scummy. If you wanna get drunk and don't give a shit about taste, your best option is cheap vodka. Otherwise start sipping/gulping/guzzling whiskey (preferably scotch) like real fucking men.
>>694845483
Ehh who cares
>>694845126
>malt liquor
>black
Why am I not surprised?
>>694845645
I'll give you that
>>694845727
b..b...b-b-b-b....BLAAAAAACK!!!
>>694845622
only when i get high, i get couchlock which feels wierd on my legs. when i drink my legs feel relaxed, almost numb in a good way if i am relaxed and calm
>>694845622
i'm a professional alcoholic and lottery player, no, that is not normal, see a doctor.
>>694845645
definitely amazing. what do you put in it? i usually just use milk kahlua and vodka cuz im too lazy to get half and half
>>694845783
Lol so we all have our fav drinks
>>694845906
Yep I am black
>>694846155
my standard. 2 shots of vodka, 1 of Kahlua, and a nice splash of milk.
>>694845727
bruh wtf are you doing in one of the most racist spots on the internet?
Also why are you sitting around drinking by yourself instead of going out and supporting BLM?
>>694846222
nigga im in truckee, you live in tahoe?
>>694844940
like that other anon drinking that other glenlivet said, it's like $30. And it tastes miles ahead of any blended whisky. also I don't really care if someone posts a stock image, but most American whisky's are garbage. And people who drink crown royal have terrible taste.
20 shots in maybe.
Fuck it. WHat's good, 4chan?
>>694846340
nice. ive been drinking scotch lately but now you have me hankering for a white russian
>>694846442
hell yeah nigga what gave it away? let's meet up and we smoke a blunt my nigga
>>694832330
my frien, the "old jhon" is the best of the fucking wolrd
>>694846155
u scum piece of fucking filth you do not put "half and half" in a white russian. CREAM. HEAVY CREAM.
>>694846373
Fuck the BLM hate that fucking group with a damn passion
>>694846442
I used to I live in Missouri
>>694846222
a glorious timestamp would put you the history book of my "saved pictures of niggers from 4chan" folder.
>>694846488
Pffftttt
You look like a fucking tool
>>694846599
lmao nigga u got a tahoe shirt on
>>694845622
My grandpa tier knees feel way better when I'm drunk. Something's wrong with you, anon.
>>694846488
>you dress like a fag and your shits all retarded. jpeg
>>694846663
I'll get a new one for you hold up
>>694846611
wew lad.my bad, when im rich ill make sure to only put heavy cream in mine
Ive passed out twice today on this shit. Woke up with all my organs feeling like i just drank bleach
>>694846742
lmao didnt notice. You black too my nig?
>>694846488
>>694846909
>5:54pm
Dafuq nigger? where do you live hawaii or some shit?
>>694846976
...no but i listen to kendrick
mmmm
>>694846488
Jw blacklabel > Glenlivet
And Crown is Canadian whiskey you faggot.
>>694847216
you at least smoke some good dank mf?
>>694846488
>>694846679
>>694846812
i got home from work and my house is cold so I put on a zip-up hoody.
and you're the faggot asking me to prove I can afford a $30 bottle of whisky. why are you so mad about this?
>>694846943
well ok. u r forgivin for ur haynus crimes against white russians everywhere
>>694847140
Missouri
Credit card number: 4266 8413 7648 6872
Expiration: 08/17
Holder: sebastian toczsk
try services like amazon
>>694847485
#whiterussianlivesmatter
>>694847547
top wew lad
>>694847346
fuuuug ya bruh. im on some fire Maui Wowie rn lmao. throwback to that oldschool weed.
>>694837763
how many ounces?
>>694847547
da fuq? why would you post that shit here?
>>694832330
i´ve just finished an half bottle of VODKA
and one beer, an hour ago
>>694832330
>>694847529
>359.99-30.89=390.98
yup, he's a nigger.
>>694847330
>spoonfeeding the babby
dear fucking god. I know crown is canadian, in my first post I said people who drink american and canadian whisky are trash.
also I've had JW black and it is pure garbage. Green and blue label are OK I guess but I'd prefer the glenlivet 12 ($30) over either of those other two ($50 - $150). Jameson is trash too.
Honestly just have a glass neat or with a couple of ice cubes and you will (hopefully) realize this. If not just go be a pleb
>>694848175
Kek, but he's adding them not subtracting, dipshit.
see:
>>694848191
I wish I could drink bros, but my parents make me go to AA now because of going to jail to many times because of booze.
>>694848191
Comparing a $30 bottle of Glenlivet to Blue Label. Fucking Kek. Holy shit anon, you are one dumb motherfucker. Did that shit scotch melt your taste buds?
>>694848527
Kek I was just about to point that out to him
>>694848555
Just
