Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]
RandomArchive logo

Waifu claiming thread. Previous: >>694821076 Rules: >Claim

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 140
Thread images: 130
File: Kyouko (77).jpg (509 KB, 720x960) Image search: [Google]
Kyouko (77).jpg
509 KB, 720x960
Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:
>>694821076

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.
>>
File: tumblr_nttdvkkri41u1e5jeo3_250.gif (293 KB, 250x278) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_nttdvkkri41u1e5jeo3_250.gif
293 KB, 250x278
>>694826112
If I get under pressure at work I argue with myself. It strangely helps.
>>694826060
>dat thumbnail
Oh I still feel dirty.
>Imagine Amumu, Leo, MF, Ori and Galio team
>the fucking wombo of the century
>Ori balls Galio, Amumu engages and locks down. Ori ults when Galio gets in, Galio ults, then Leo ults while MF ults. I may need a shower.

Rory-sama claimed
>>
File: Stunning.jpg (152 KB, 850x1207) Image search: [Google]
Stunning.jpg
152 KB, 850x1207
Akiko claimed
>>
File: You know Gasai (15).png (106 KB, 305x277) Image search: [Google]
You know Gasai (15).png
106 KB, 305x277
>>694826122
W-Well.. that was easy..

>>694826400
Not this queen nigga

>>694826534
I'm a masochist
>>
File: Fran_Ohayou.png (86 KB, 402x340) Image search: [Google]
Fran_Ohayou.png
86 KB, 402x340
>>694826233
I think it's about 5.5 for the US, which puts both of us a bit above average

>>694826378
Oh shit, that's right.

Il also have to learn to code

God help us

>>694826534
I'll give you something to wew about
>>
File: if you know what i mean.gif (776 KB, 514x667) Image search: [Google]
if you know what i mean.gif
776 KB, 514x667
I want lewds of everyone
>>
Moka claimed
>>
File: 200px-Sachi.png (71 KB, 200x332) Image search: [Google]
200px-Sachi.png
71 KB, 200x332
>>694826063
(Tsundere~chan)
pls stop bully
>>
Claiming chara one last time
>>
File: 6799.jpg (35 KB, 871x490) Image search: [Google]
6799.jpg
35 KB, 871x490
>>
File: 1468297559539.jpg (104 KB, 707x900) Image search: [Google]
1468297559539.jpg
104 KB, 707x900
>>
>>694826758
A wild Cute.
>>694826806
Wew.
>>694826817
Oh really now?
>>
File: 1461699666822.jpg (98 KB, 424x703) Image search: [Google]
1461699666822.jpg
98 KB, 424x703
>>694826851
>

>Yuno
>>
File: Homura (that's my feet 2).png (779 KB, 720x960) Image search: [Google]
Homura (that's my feet 2).png
779 KB, 720x960
>>694826664
Claimed.
>>
>>694825831
cya!
>>694826122
I usually fart on people's ordinary pillows but I thought it was more appropriate to say that to people in here
>>
Sephie claimed
>>
File: 1459756446523.gif (377 KB, 833x625) Image search: [Google]
1459756446523.gif
377 KB, 833x625
>>
File: birkiii.png (656 KB, 1024x1745) Image search: [Google]
birkiii.png
656 KB, 1024x1745
Any of you fucking faggots seen the Zero Days doc? Nothinf really new in it but an interesting montage nonetheless.
>>
File: face 1.jpg (87 KB, 659x515) Image search: [Google]
face 1.jpg
87 KB, 659x515
>>
>>694827153
Nou.
>Mfw I get all my old tripcodes back from ye ancient circlejerk
>>
File: ufo_man-154911-kyouko_witches.jpg (538 KB, 1621x2433) Image search: [Google]
ufo_man-154911-kyouko_witches.jpg
538 KB, 1621x2433
>>694827184
wew
>>
File: 1465611504955.png (747 KB, 752x720) Image search: [Google]
1465611504955.png
747 KB, 752x720
Roll for your shitposting superpower:


0-1: You have a folder for every single poster on /waifu/ with exact filenames, and the ability to mimic anybodies persona.

2-3: You can guarantee a get, one dub every minute, trips every ten minutes, quads every 100 minutes and so on.

4-5: You can delete every OTHER /waifu/ thread at any moment.

6-7: You can spam without a captcha and no cool down, the only limit is how fast you can select an image.

8-9: You can recite every copypasta ever written from memory.

Dubs: Your choice of any of the above.
Trips and up: All of the above.
>>
File: Kyouko (2).gif (584 KB, 680x490) Image search: [Google]
Kyouko (2).gif
584 KB, 680x490
>>694827164
Hey, that's my pic.
>>
File: Fran_Prepping_Dat_Ass.jpg (76 KB, 455x600) Image search: [Google]
Fran_Prepping_Dat_Ass.jpg
76 KB, 455x600
>>694826729
I want to do this now

>>694826806
Explains your choice in waifu
>>694826833
Dubs get a clothed lewd

>>694827153
What might you want to wew at?
>>
File: 1455673606050.jpg (149 KB, 950x760) Image search: [Google]
1455673606050.jpg
149 KB, 950x760
>>694827284
Wew
>>
File: sachii45.png (856 KB, 575x636) Image search: [Google]
sachii45.png
856 KB, 575x636
>>694827164
;-;
why you be so mean
>>694827284
i love you roll
>>
Night guys
>>
File: 0CADNCQTS.gif (181 KB, 240x135) Image search: [Google]
0CADNCQTS.gif
181 KB, 240x135
>>694826806
Fucking outer moka could kill yuno with out a kick
>>
File: finger 1.jpg (12 KB, 218x237) Image search: [Google]
finger 1.jpg
12 KB, 218x237
>>694827471
I love you too roll :)
>>694827384
that looks pretty fun actually
>>
File: 1454428066609.jpg (348 KB, 1010x619) Image search: [Google]
1454428066609.jpg
348 KB, 1010x619
calling it a night.
>>
File: 884389.png (196 KB, 371x352) Image search: [Google]
884389.png
196 KB, 371x352
>>694827504
Goodnight sweety

I'm leaving too
>>
File: You Know Gasai (170).jpg (22 KB, 270x400) Image search: [Google]
You Know Gasai (170).jpg
22 KB, 270x400
>>694827314
>

>>694827327
That is also a given

>>694827471
Cuz u gay

>>694827575
>Killing a goddess
LOL
O
L
>>
Aight everyone I'm going to bed, thanks for the hospitality =}
>>
File: rv10_07.jpg (121 KB, 1280x720) Image search: [Google]
rv10_07.jpg
121 KB, 1280x720
>>694827299
Notmeu!
>>694827327
I wew at alot.
>>
File: You Know Gasai (2).png (262 KB, 540x580) Image search: [Google]
You Know Gasai (2).png
262 KB, 540x580
>>694827668
Goodnight Homu.. or Madoka!
>>
File: dazzled.png (714 KB, 1112x718) Image search: [Google]
dazzled.png
714 KB, 1112x718
Watching KonoSuba OVA

https://rabb.it/Shino83
>>
File: Homura (2).png (940 KB, 1280x803) Image search: [Google]
Homura (2).png
940 KB, 1280x803
>>694827668
Sleep well Madoka, and thanks for the pics I didn't have.
>>
File: You Know Gasai (23).jpg (151 KB, 900x708) Image search: [Google]
You Know Gasai (23).jpg
151 KB, 900x708
>>694827728
Sleep well fellow genocide partner
>>
File: 1455676455345.jpg (320 KB, 676x961) Image search: [Google]
1455676455345.jpg
320 KB, 676x961
>>694827664
wew
>>
>>694827284
Hey konata.

Pooper when?

>>694827504
Night!
>>694827691
Makes sense
>>694827761
At butts or dicks?
>>
File: sachii47.png (379 KB, 509x401) Image search: [Google]
sachii47.png
379 KB, 509x401
>>694827691
no you gayer than me
>>694827664
:) roll
>>694827778
there better be lewdness
>>
File: Shovel knight.png (292 KB, 1024x629) Image search: [Google]
Shovel knight.png
292 KB, 1024x629
>>694826806
I'm no shill who needs quads for lewds

>>694827200
I bet you didn't think i wouldn't be as pathetic as others here

>>694827327
noice

>It's exactly who you think it is
>>
>>694826664
Im back,I cant sleep.Gotta go for some redbulls later and I`ll be ok.
>>694826872
Hello Chara,Old Holo there.
>>694827384
Is this the real one?
>>
File: face 8.jpg (66 KB, 575x449) Image search: [Google]
face 8.jpg
66 KB, 575x449
>>694827850
konata's hair is literally impossible
>>694827902
hey franky, maybe one day but im sure no one wants that tbh
>>694827923
roll roll
>>
File: You Know Gasai (20).jpg (12 KB, 250x250) Image search: [Google]
You Know Gasai (20).jpg
12 KB, 250x250
>>694827923
AHA so you DO admit you're gay!
Kys
>>
File: bae166.jpg (2 MB, 2000x2829) Image search: [Google]
bae166.jpg
2 MB, 2000x2829
>>694826817
taht means we got big dicks, son. hell yeah

>>694826833
sure ;^)

>>694826378
i can only dream for that day :^(
>>
File: dress 4.jpg (259 KB, 2630x1480) Image search: [Google]
dress 4.jpg
259 KB, 2630x1480
>>
File: fran-eye.jpg (135 KB, 352x494) Image search: [Google]
fran-eye.jpg
135 KB, 352x494
>>694827961
>I wonder who it could be?
>>694828161
We dont, that's the point
>>694828331
Woot!


Lewd
>>
File: ueaZlMx.png (323 KB, 450x397) Image search: [Google]
ueaZlMx.png
323 KB, 450x397
>>694827850
>>694828331
I leave for few munutes and when I comeback I see lewds posted.Im disapointed in you guys.
>>
File: Shirachan11.png (277 KB, 495x575) Image search: [Google]
Shirachan11.png
277 KB, 495x575
>>694827902
Sometimes...
>>694828192
Yeahahah!
>You fucking cute, God damn I'm going to cuddle you so hard!
>>
It's getting lewd in here ;
>>
>>694827679
gute nacht
>>
>>694827961
Maybe I underestimated everyone around here. Do you know a place where I could hangout with lower life forms such as myself?
>>
File: bae92.jpg (51 KB, 496x629) Image search: [Google]
bae92.jpg
51 KB, 496x629
>>694828575
>>694828628
i am the lewd master. i have thousands of lewds on my hard drive
>>
Claiming.
>>
File: 0bb.png (235 KB, 680x504) Image search: [Google]
0bb.png
235 KB, 680x504
Aryanne claimed
>>
>>694828759
Im sorry I have doubted,but no need to make it so lewd.
>>
File: sachii27.gif (138 KB, 500x576) Image search: [Google]
sachii27.gif
138 KB, 500x576
>>694828174
no you stop being Edgedere~chan first
>>694828331
2lewd
>>
File: smug gif.gif (1 MB, 600x540) Image search: [Google]
smug gif.gif
1 MB, 600x540
>>694828575
>i can't think of anyone at all

>>694828706
/b/ is basically as pathetic as it gets

>>694828819
go away
>>
>>694828631
What are you going to wew at tonight?

>>694828759
I don't keep anything that lewd, too paranoid
>>
File: that.jpg (42 KB, 547x550) Image search: [Google]
that.jpg
42 KB, 547x550
>>694828706

Ebaums.
>>
>>694828946
"No"
>>
>>694828759
Heh,if you guys want I can turn Nekopara on and do some lewd screens.
>>
>>694828140
coconuts mmmh
>>
File: 1445073118518.png (445 KB, 2000x2586) Image search: [Google]
1445073118518.png
445 KB, 2000x2586
>>694828819
>>
>>694829116
Lol, newgrounds or deviant art
>>
File: medium-8.png (362 KB, 640x480) Image search: [Google]
medium-8.png
362 KB, 640x480
>>694828957
No
>>
>>694828957
/b/ isnt pathetic.At least not as much as /r9k/.Thats a sad place.
>>
Rena claimed
>>
>>694829133
do it, I only have the family-fun version
>>
>>694829133
Yee
>>
>>694829163
This guy gets it
>>
File: Untitled.png (148 KB, 857x497) Image search: [Google]
Untitled.png
148 KB, 857x497
>>694828934
dont try me, i will lewd it the fuck up in here

>>694828946
not lewd enough <3

>>694829031
no one else uses my computer, so im not afraid to show my shit
>pic related

>>694829133
ive fapped to nekopara sex scenes more than once
>>
>>694829255
It is pretty depressing
>>
>>694829010
Yes you are! I'm really energetic tonight, since I'm tired.
>Cuddle you nude~
>>694829031
I have no idea, but it might involve nekos.
>>
File: community_image_1427622296.gif (1 MB, 480x462) Image search: [Google]
community_image_1427622296.gif
1 MB, 480x462
>>694829139
Coco milk is the best
>>
>>694829214
>nazi pony
aren't you cool and edgey
ooh boy look out

>>694829255
I wouldn't know, i avoid it
>>
File: 0TdXS6G.png (227 KB, 330x351) Image search: [Google]
0TdXS6G.png
227 KB, 330x351
CLAIMING for the umpteenth time again
>>
>>694828957
Absolutely no one

>>694829390
Same, but still. I can just find them again when it's time. Or just look in /y/
>>694829533
The only problem with that is I'm not a neko
>>
>>694829255
>>694829578
Sounds like a really shitty place. I'll see you guys over there
>>
File: You Know Gasai (25).png (474 KB, 800x600) Image search: [Google]
You Know Gasai (25).png
474 KB, 800x600
I will have a nap
>>
>>694829533
>Tired
>Energetic
I do not comprehend how that works... and nou.
>Perv
>>
File: Mizore_Shirayuki.png (196 KB, 428x640) Image search: [Google]
Mizore_Shirayuki.png
196 KB, 428x640
>>694829716
Zombies are good too.
>>
File: 1468577189366.jpg (156 KB, 850x850) Image search: [Google]
1468577189366.jpg
156 KB, 850x850
Miku claimed. She's mine forever and ever.
>>
File: drink.png (1 MB, 1280x720) Image search: [Google]
drink.png
1 MB, 1280x720
>>694829202

Rifk slashdot and SA and Gaia.

brb drink
>>
File: medium-15.png (234 KB, 600x500) Image search: [Google]
medium-15.png
234 KB, 600x500
>>694829578
I do have a love for WW2 history if that makes me edgy so be it, but come on bb surely you can do better then that.
>>
>>694829578
I used to post there when I was depressed.I have some good memories, but still.
>>694829390
>>694829317
>>694829314
Whose scenes do you want guys?I`ll be able to get some Choco Vanilla nd MC pretty quick.
>>
File: 1450386305832.jpg (197 KB, 826x798) Image search: [Google]
1450386305832.jpg
197 KB, 826x798
Claimed.
>>
File: shirayuki-mizore-heart.jpg (130 KB, 1024x768) Image search: [Google]
shirayuki-mizore-heart.jpg
130 KB, 1024x768
>>694829934
Energetic as in, I'm very lewd right now~
>It's only perverted if I moan.
>>
File: 889156.jpg (86 KB, 519x600) Image search: [Google]
889156.jpg
86 KB, 519x600
>>694829928
Good night!

>>694829940
For lots of fun times


Phone better yet?
>>
Pinch claimed
>>
File: mizore1.png (259 KB, 450x725) Image search: [Google]
mizore1.png
259 KB, 450x725
>>694830160
Yeah everything is set straight.
>>
>>694830150
Ohhhh. Double perv.
>I'm pretty sure it's perverted either way!
>>
File: SM.jpg (44 KB, 1024x576) Image search: [Google]
SM.jpg
44 KB, 1024x576
>>694830361
Oh so you'd prefer I moan?
>Or would you be the one moaning?
>>
File: sfranken_fran_c48_01.jpg (134 KB, 728x1084) Image search: [Google]
sfranken_fran_c48_01.jpg
134 KB, 728x1084
>>694830150
I can help with that

>>694830289
Do you know what that means?
>>
File: A filename.jpg (325 KB, 900x1689) Image search: [Google]
A filename.jpg
325 KB, 900x1689
>>694830503
https://youtu.be/wsZ7013yHiw
>>
File: bae78.jpg (97 KB, 600x898) Image search: [Google]
bae78.jpg
97 KB, 600x898
>>694829716
just dont delete them then

>>694830091
literally anything, they all good
>>
File: Zrzut ekranu (20).png (1 MB, 1366x768) Image search: [Google]
Zrzut ekranu (20).png
1 MB, 1366x768
>>694830160
Good night.
>>694830091
Steam is fucking me over,they censor the screens.But here they are.
>>
File: friendlytree.jpg (58 KB, 1024x576) Image search: [Google]
friendlytree.jpg
58 KB, 1024x576
>>694830779
>Perv
>Image is a confession and panty shot
Who's the perv, cutie?
>>
>>694830534
jesus christ
>>
File: 945654.jpg (23 KB, 609x457) Image search: [Google]
945654.jpg
23 KB, 609x457
daffney claim
>>
File: medium-7.png (211 KB, 738x600) Image search: [Google]
medium-7.png
211 KB, 738x600
You guys will never know the feel of having a horse waifu.
>>
File: Zrzut ekranu (21).png (1 MB, 1366x768) Image search: [Google]
Zrzut ekranu (21).png
1 MB, 1366x768
>>694830729
Fuck the captcha.
>>
File: shinolistening.gif (692 KB, 500x281) Image search: [Google]
shinolistening.gif
692 KB, 500x281
Lewdness back on Kiss X SiS is resuming on the stream

https://rabb.it/Shino83
>>
File: Zrzut ekranu (22).png (697 KB, 1366x768) Image search: [Google]
Zrzut ekranu (22).png
697 KB, 1366x768
>>694831073
>>
File: ThatsNotRight.png (101 KB, 522x398) Image search: [Google]
ThatsNotRight.png
101 KB, 522x398
>>694830729
Wew.

>>694831055
Thank god.
>>
File: Zrzut ekranu (23).png (543 KB, 1366x768) Image search: [Google]
Zrzut ekranu (23).png
543 KB, 1366x768
>>694831139
>>
File: medium-1.png (140 KB, 457x600) Image search: [Google]
medium-1.png
140 KB, 457x600
>>694831162
You're missing out bby
>>
File: john_the_hedgehog_by_jm0364.jpg (57 KB, 397x602) Image search: [Google]
john_the_hedgehog_by_jm0364.jpg
57 KB, 397x602
claiming
>>
>>694830915
It's what now?!
Only you would notice details like that, perv!
>>
File: Zrzut ekranu (24).png (1 MB, 1366x768) Image search: [Google]
Zrzut ekranu (24).png
1 MB, 1366x768
>>694831244
>>
File: Zrzut ekranu (26).png (1 MB, 1366x768) Image search: [Google]
Zrzut ekranu (26).png
1 MB, 1366x768
>>694831346
>>
>>694831341
Dressed like a maid.
>Ready to service your master?~
>>
>>694831037
godamn these snorks
>>
File: Zrzut ekranu (27).png (1 MB, 1366x768) Image search: [Google]
Zrzut ekranu (27).png
1 MB, 1366x768
>>694831435
Thats enough for now.
>>
>>694831484
Yep, this is an extra pervy Mizore tonight.
>>
File: Perfection.png (446 KB, 564x800) Image search: [Google]
Perfection.png
446 KB, 564x800
Stupid fucking turks.
>>
File: medium.jpg (83 KB, 600x600) Image search: [Google]
medium.jpg
83 KB, 600x600
Slowly but surely the thread gets more and more lewd.
>>
File: bae.jpg (114 KB, 1280x720) Image search: [Google]
bae.jpg
114 KB, 1280x720
Hestia is CLAIMED
>>
>>694831748
Race War now!
>>
File: 2Fy0nV1.png (1 MB, 1366x768) Image search: [Google]
2Fy0nV1.png
1 MB, 1366x768
My Waifu D:
>>
>>694831764
Hey,they asked for it.
>>
File: 1467093629786.png (157 KB, 359x509) Image search: [Google]
1467093629786.png
157 KB, 359x509
>>694831839
>>
File: 1458225645293.jpg (117 KB, 667x1000) Image search: [Google]
1458225645293.jpg
117 KB, 667x1000
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>
File: mizore1-1.gif (408 KB, 480x270) Image search: [Google]
mizore1-1.gif
408 KB, 480x270
>>694831702
>Picture with things in your mouth
It's like you're teasing me!
>>
File: image.jpg (152 KB, 745x900) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
152 KB, 745x900
CTHULHU CLAIMED
>>
File: Kyouko (53).jpg (231 KB, 800x800) Image search: [Google]
Kyouko (53).jpg
231 KB, 800x800
>>694831748
>Army basically doing them a favour
>They fight for Erdomeme to get back

JUST
>>
File: 66ec0c92b84c31cfaca62f49f1fe6d31.jpg (381 KB, 1480x2070) Image search: [Google]
66ec0c92b84c31cfaca62f49f1fe6d31.jpg
381 KB, 1480x2070
Lazy Saturday claim
>>
>>694831921
I often ask this question to myself when looking at the sorry state of western culture.
>>
Thread is dead.
>>
File: emotion of kurumi.jpg (90 KB, 745x960) Image search: [Google]
emotion of kurumi.jpg
90 KB, 745x960
>>694832093
what is she even from?
>>
File: j4kuH41.jpg (17 KB, 480x270) Image search: [Google]
j4kuH41.jpg
17 KB, 480x270
>tfw no (You)s
Its like I almost dont feel like dying
>>
File: 3080.jpg (640 KB, 1920x1080) Image search: [Google]
3080.jpg
640 KB, 1920x1080
>>694832265
I see that you and Mizore are having a grand time

>you move fast. tsundie

>>694832347
Katawa Shoujo
>>
File: shirayuki1.gif (778 KB, 550x312) Image search: [Google]
shirayuki1.gif
778 KB, 550x312
>>694832265
Now a short skirt and torn clothes!?~
>You're about to receive so dirty texts~
>>
File: CaudadImpregnationNervelet.jpg (942 KB, 967x1293) Image search: [Google]
CaudadImpregnationNervelet.jpg
942 KB, 967x1293
I'm going to dream with her
Thread replies: 140
Thread images: 130


Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]
Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site. This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.