What the fuck is going on in Turkey
Anyone there on here?
no
bampin to hear about a coup from non-media
>>694797879
Military coup, that scum Erdogan on the run.
The Turkish Leatherface is attacking
>>694797879
twitter, fb, etc shut down so people can't communicate
Yeah my country's in the middle of a bloody military coupe and all I can think about is gfur waifu claim threads and summer fags like you. My country is a rek thread.
>>694798158
Jesus
>>694798195
You'd be surprised
>>694797879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
live streams
>>694797879
their internet is down
>>694798596
So the military got pissed and decided to rebel against the government
/b/, your trusted source for news and information!
>>694798084
>>694798887
>>694798963
Pretty much. Here is a helicopter shooting some Erdogan supporters scum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-tzXNQVQUw
>>694799198
Daymn
>>694798195
first day?
WW3 IS HERE BOYS!
GET TO THE BUNKERS!
>>694799198
Kek
>miliary tries to get shit done
>Erdogan says hurr durr muh power
>people go and help their retard of a president because... reasons
Man I feel so bad for those who try and get fucking shot in the back by the people they are trying to help.
Fucking sandniggers man
Putin is doing to the West in Turkey, what we did to him in the Ukraine is what's going on. The secret war is breaking into public and turning into WW3.
Stupid American here.
Is this coup a good thing or not? I'm watching this live and don't know which side to support
Where were you when turkey is kill?
>>694798158
this is shit, was just talking to a turk friend a second ago
>>694799697
erdogan has fucked up turkey, not many tourists
travel there anymore, relations to europe fucked
up, etc, no wonder the military are checking him
and telling him to get his shit together.
>>694799890
can be good, can be bad.. It might cause a civil war
EVERYONE GET IN HERE
JOIN YOUR /pol/ BREATHERS FOR THE HAPPENING
#THEHAPPENING
IRC.RIZON.NET
http://widget01.mibbit.com/?server=rizon.mibbit.org&channel=%23thehappening
>>694800036
so gives us update you cockmaster
>>694797879
https://twitter.com/Nayn_Co/status/754086295186661376
>>694799890
Depends on if you wanna see more baguettes gettin railed by trucks... in this case you need to support the Erdogoat
>>694800379
>this
https://twitter.com/Nayn_Co/status/754086295186661376?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Ayy, seems like a chopper is opening fire at the civilians(?)
>>694800690
is there anyway to use 4chanx to properly display embedded tweets?
>>694800373
>>694800690
they do because those literal retards support the goatfucker, whos fault it is, this is even happening.
>TFW Brexit won.
Fuck the Turks.
>>694800823
I guess download flash and either upload it to YouTube or make a Webm.
>>694798158
Can't they use VPNs and shit?
>>694797879
The military is forcefully removing muzzie cockroaches the way they were taught to.
Pic related
>>694797879
its called people sick of islam and deciding to take their land back from muslim loving government cum slammers
An F16 shot down a chopper.
Shits getting real
Just Cause 4 map announced
>>694801138
Source?
>>694799152
>>694798084
Once i was waiting for a train and there was a midget like that near me. I kept farting in direction of his face, forcing myself and almost shitting my pants.
But it was worth it. Fart on you little person fag.
>>694798596
net is not down! I have a friend from Ankara playing Dota 2 right now! she said only that they Declared curfew. Thats all she scared. But internet is not down.
>>694801264
CNN
>>694800287
His engrish is shit,
he just kept saying its all a joke or some shit, cant understand him, can post conversation if you want. nothing much in it.
>>694801321
If I were her I'd get in my car and haul ass to the nearest border
Turk military are Kemalist and secular, mostly.
If they win, good.
>>694801321
May gaming go on! Say hello from America.
If we could see some Turkish breasticles that would be nice too.
>>694801484
I don't think this is safe.
holy shit, the president actually said for citizens to go outside and show their love for the country right now...
literally telling your followers to martyr themselves
>>694801899
you know whats more stupid than that? These nigger even do so
>>694801728
Idk, this is gonna overflow into bulgaria and greece.
People need to calm the fuck down
>TFW you will never get caught up in an exciting coup
>TFW you will never have tanks rolling down your street.
guys, Turkey is islam now?
>>694802118
well, I don't think it's stupid. The people going out are, but I respect the president in the same weird shameful way I respect Joel Olstein, Ernest Angley, and Peter Popoff
>>694802379
Apparently not anymore. Lol
>>694799596
true, i just cant wait for Trump to kick some asses after Putin's first move
>>694802685
I hope Putin intervenes
Tank smashed into some taxi, people are beating Tank with a sticks.
Here, seeing is believing.
http://www.index.hr/vijesti/clanak/video-kaos-se-siri-turskom-tenkovi-gaze-automobile-vojska-puca-na-erdoganove-pristase/906655.aspx
>>694802189
If does overflow in those countries shit is going to get real, those are EU members
So what I can gather
And correct me if im wrong
>Military doesnt want Turkey to be ISIS 2.0 "Muh religion of peace"
>Leader is a cuck or just too weak
>Militaty wants full power to stop Islamic cunts from being too strong in Turkey
>LibCucks want President cuck to win because of PC culture and "muh religion of notallmuslims"
>Military is actually the good guys. But in a realistic "chaotic/bloodshed" type of way.
>>694798158
If this goes on too long, we'll get them back online..
>>694802898
I'm worried about the nukes in Turkey, but I guess NATO will get them out right?
>>694802886
It's written in bleep, bloop, blurp
>>694802886
>people are beating Tank with a sticks.
Silly Muslims
The real story is as follows the Turkish military are hunting for Pikachu the elusive little shit but they can't admit that so they called it a coop as part of the mass cover up!! WE KNOW THE TRUTH!!! The 4chan massive are on to you FAGGOTS!
>>694803074
They're sick of islam in their country and islamic influence so they want to turn it secular and democratic
>>694799697
indeed sandniggers backing their government, fuck them.
Hope the military succeeds.
Civilians;
>50% of Turkey is for Erdogan
>50% of Turkey is against Erdogan
man this might take a while...
>>694803169
They would be on the black market before you can say "diddunuttin".
>>694803074
Obongo wants his friend the Islamist Kebab to stay in power to continue backing their friend ISIS
WWIII BABY
you faggots ready?
>>694803227
Video is there. Also, Google Translate if you want to read.
Shit.
>>694803169
Lol what if Turkey nukes the Muslim Cube of Peace
>Thousands of muhreligionofpeace prayers rekt by Turkey
>Russia just goes WWII purge mode and kills more Islamic cucks
>Britain and Farage just drink wine while watching the cuck countries get rekt one way or another
>Crusade 2.0 in 5-10 years
>>694803357
If they're left out for the birds I hope at least russia gets the Spetsnaz in to retrieve them
>>694803329
Where's the 50% of the country against him then?
>>694803440
I hope not
>>694803169
>>694803357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c4f4NJSB_4
>>694803509
I think nukes are gonna come out of this
Don't ask how I think that.
who the fuck in their right mind hits a tank with a fucking stick? Holy shit these fuckers are stupid
Get them firechat so they can still communicate.
>>694803973
are you srsly saying sticks cant melt steel tanks
shit tons of gun fire.
>>694803550
its a friday night, they're busy cucking their wives
>>694803973
>tank break stick
>then there are 2 stick
>stick win everytime
>>694797879
Turks are gonna die wew
>>694803651
Why not?
Afraid that you may have to go to the extreme to stop ISIS and its goat fucker 10yearold touching followers
Fuck muslims. Christians had some time of horrific shit, hundreds of years ago
Not in modern fucking days.
I mean would anything bad happen if 90% of all Muslims get killed or fixed?
>>694804109
sticks: 2^n
tanks: 0
>>694804215
War's a necessary evil sometimes, but fuck dude against all the muslims? This will be a massive blood bath
>>694804109
kek
I will always give Erdogan my support. We don't need this nonsense in Turkey right now. He is a functional leader, very bold and outspoken. I am not ashamed to tell people that I love him. Turkey will never be put into chaos just because you faggots are wishing for it nor because of the military. You don't like Turkey or him and don't know shit about Turkey then don't say another word and fuck off to /pol/ and bitch till you die.
>>694803862
Hopefully on some pro islamic cuck country
Maybe a Nuke is what the world needs to stop tip toeing around what everyone knows
Islamic people are trash. Every attack for the last few years is mostly. And probably close to 100% muslim.
Sure the fuck not many Ching Chong Bing Bong bombers. But sure a lot of them love little girls for marriage
guys please. stop the intolerant xenophoia. just because all muslims are terrorists doesnt mean all terrorists are muslim
>>694804588
Solid points.
>>694804588
If a nuke goes off it won't be in mecca, contrary to popular belief. Probably somewhere in eastern europe
>>694804426
I wont even post the picture proving "moderate" muslims are still not to be trusted
The 10% can be young kids who we can teach to not rape women and bomb themselve.
And the world could do it. But wont. PC culture is the aids of the world. And sadly doesnt look like aids can be beat by just ignoring it
They are saying that the coup has been repulsed. Enjoy your caliphate Turkey. Fucking dumbass sandniggers.
>>694804882
Unfortunately this
>>694804689
nobody cares about the real IRA and the #niggerslivesmatter shit
Terrorism = Islamic Terrorism
Thank 9/11 for that
>>694804083
kyk
>>694805082
The parliament building in Ankara (capital) just got blown up
>>694802262
that's a good thing, comrade
>>694804689
How would Liberals act if Islamic fags got a nuke and nuked say France or Germany or something
Would they become less PC or would they make up #notallmuslim pride parades while pretending to care about said nuked Country
Its kinda sick and disgusting that some Liberals. Even Obama. Would probably find some way to blame the west and try to be nice to the ones who nuked...
>>694797879
people started playing pokemon go on a friday night.
>>694799152
So that's what it's like to be 5'9".
>>694803440
I've been thinking Erdogan might start WWIII for some time now.
ankara parliament rekt, should ppl be scared shitless or what
>>694805422
>>694805411
>>694802845
he just did
>>694797879
I don't trust military coups, but Edogan and his cronies were trying to make Turkey a caliphate
So, I hope everything turns out alright
>>694803509
>Farage
he politically anhero'd just after brexit, you cumharvester
>>694797879
Someone flew the turkey coup.
>>694805741
>country full of religious nuts
>everything turning out alright
choose one
>>694805685
Sauce
Stoltenberg is backing Erdogan now
Backing the military worked well in Egypt, why should we accept that one if the members of NATO is ruled by an Islamist cunt?
>>694803329
that pepsi looks good
what we know right now:
turkish fighter shot down helicopter
explosion near ankara parliament
gunfire in ankara and istanbul
flight cancelled and shut down airports in ankara and istanbul
party hq of erdogan occupied
2 major bridges blocked by tanks
the captcha seems to have tanks in it now
turk fag reporting: gun shots and explosion sound in istanbul
>>694797879
I'm in Turkey.
>>694799890
It's like Burger King or McDonals's
>In Australia
>Turn on news
>Turkish tank crushing car
okthen
>>694806201
isnt your internets blocked off
>>694806288
more like cancer or aids
Wouldn't be surprised if the military takes over it, be careful and use it while you can. Phone lines too
>>694806307
Maybe hes on satellite
>>694806201
so good thing it's weekend so you don't need to go to work in this traffic?
>>694805038
>They are saying that the coup has been repulsed.
>repulsed
Suck a dictionary's dick, fast.
>I was at home when police ring on phone.
>Sir Turkey is kill the driver was an alcohol
>no
just kill this fucking faggot erdogan
who's the semi-qt turkish reporter chick?
>>694806307
surprisingly not ..
>>694806373
Team Cancer
*cough*
What's going on at the TRT building?
>>694806466
mfwihnf
>>694806458
>Suck a dictionary's dick, fast.
>>694806644
The PM just said that the military chief of staff is now in charge
we need live cams
anyone
The coup is led by commanders who are more extreme, not less extreme than erdogan. And apparently it's already over, from a source who knew before it was even on the news, high placed dude. So it's pretty fucked.
Lol @ military shooting muslim protestors
>>694806644
tart building was shot
>>694806734
Periscope anon!
>>694806580
can you access porn?
>>694806734
https://www.canlitvizle.io/fox-turkiye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
>>694799890
It doesn't matter which side you support unless you're holding a gun and standing in
Ankara. Opinions are bullshit next to bullets/
>>694798963
better news than fox 11
>>694797879
A last ditch effort to stop the radical islamists taking over. Looks like it's failed. Turkey now becomes an even bigger shithole.
This coup attempt is shittier than Neds attempt in Kings landing.
fighter jet flying really close in istanbul
>>694805190
wow who's she? can't find anything on bobbi marie
>>694797879
Propaganda Machines run on full Power.
western sources say
*) its not the full military, only parts of it
*) its already over
>>694806954
Source?
It looks like USSR in 1991
I don't think Yeltsin will save the day for Erdogan but it seems similar
>>694807166
Are you in Turkey?
>>694807166
>>694807166
>>694806580
get firechat while you can.
>>694807635
Source?
>over already
so the tanks really were defeated by sticks and shouting?
>>694807707
I think that was when Israelis captured them.
>>694807635
Apparently, when you're captured....they fart in your face until you confess or die
>>694807635
kek, is he farting on them?
>>694807635
>tfw being subjected to turkish fart torture
the army fucking failled...
https://twitter.com/HassanLLC/status/754100733520347136
People in anti-Erdogan regions have taken to the streets to support the coup
This shit isn't going away that easily
>>694807721
What do we do captain? they all have pointy sticks and are saying bad things about my mom.
>Retreat Immediately
>>694807777
TRIPLE CHECK EM'
>>694807857
>>694807863
>>694807867
>>694801277
>>694801277
So from sources we know it's already over, although that could mean the coup faction has full control (failed to take presidential complex & some APC/troops disarmed) or been disarmed. My source is saying the coup faction is more extreme than Erdogan (therefore I assume more pro-IS?) although is yet to be confirmed. Police Special Forces buildings have been hit hard as well but depending on the amount of the army/air force that are in the coup faction it could be a stalemate for weeks or overrun in hours. Guess we'll have to wait and see.
Thanksgiving is cancelled
>>694799152
get em little man!
helicopters shooting at parliament building or near
>>694807721
I guess when you don't want to kill civilians like USA .
>>694808126
Kek
>>694804566
You sound like a fag.
>>694807906
https://twitter.com/IsraelNewsFirst/status/754088328002015232
coup failed
helicopter who was shooting at protestores was taken out by an f16
tv station taken by coup soldiers is now overrun by pro arduan demonstrators
>>694803329
why salty that sounds gross af
>>694808170
Good, fuck the muslims
Someone is shooting at shooters.
>>694805190
sauce?
>>694807833
when did israelis ever take turkish soldiers?
the mavi marmara? there wasnt a single turkish soldier on it
>>694802262
you're right it does sound exciting
>>694802262
luckily enough you dont have that happening you fuck
>>694808458
My Wife Likes It Black 5
>>694807997
Is militarybros winning or what?
>>694799890
In the past, the Turkish military has been extremely secular, and has regularly stepped in to take down the Government when it gets too religious. Been happening every ten years like clockwork. So, pretty good, all things considered.
Whether the events of this evening match this same pattern or not.... that remains to be seen
I'm soldier in turkey army. I'm in sultanahmet.
Not sure what goes on right now. People in street. Told to stay in place.
>>694808649
Nice
I'm Turkish. Coop has already failed. They took over our national TV but it's back now. Police arreest them as I speak.
>>694808853
Shit-tier bait, how about you post a time stamp faggot.
>>694808853
go out and kill erdogan loyalist scum you cunt, what are you waiting for inside like a pussy?
Please dont let that fucking pig win..
>>694808649
>>694808853
pic and timestamp
>>694808982
Fuck outta here boi you lyin
>>694808982
Are you serious? The cuck military couldn't take over the cops?
Man this blows, nothing good ever happens these days
>>694797879
>islamist president
>secular army
>army declare martial law
>police and president fight against it
>helicopters, tanks and street units are literally fighting each other in the street
>>694808982
They need to bomb erdogen and get this over with
>>694809100
No cameras. People scared.
Please don't give up soldiers, don't hand your country to islamists.
Fuck you. They're just wagging the dog as usually. Control by fear. Suck a fuck.
>>694808982
This is true, read the news.
>>694809240
It only happens when military wants it
>>694797879
Let the islamic repression begin.
and the cockroach turkish people flood the streets in favour of their fascist president instead of the secular mil, incredible how fucking dumb the turks are
I recommend you move to Australia when the coup is over. Here, we don't give a flying fuck who runs the country. Risk of coup = 0%
>>694801289
>>694801289
>>694801289
Sauce. Tineye is no help :(
>>694809364
What are you posting this on then faggot?
>>694803973
you jam it in the tracks and the tanks flip over and because tanks are modeled after turtles, they cant right themselves and the tank starves to death.
>>694809513
Fuck off we're full.
well
>>694809570
>>694797879
who are the people in the streets supporting?
>>694809522
Army have internet still. We only ones.
Last order: Get on floor. Walk dinosaur.
>>694809519
Abbey Brooks
http://freakolla.com/Penthouse/Abbey_Brooks_Red_Lace_Nude_Stockings/Gallery_P.html
>>694809720
mostly the pres it seems like, fucking idiot religious cunts
>>694804109
you assmuncher i cant stop laughing
>>694798084
Looks like a hot piece of ass just left the ATM. Pic from CNN's front page.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b47_1432935908
Coincidence? Military Coup is actually in the constitution, in case the Big Boy goes too bananas. Erdogan telling people to go out is inciting suicide.
This can only end in tears
>>694809957
That's not a turkey's ass, it's a woman.
Sackdoof, feige und verklemmt,
ist Erdogan, der Präsident
Sein Gelöt stinkt schlimm nach Döner,
selbst ein Schweinefurz riecht schöner.
Er ist der Mann, der Mädchen schlägt
und dabei Gummimasken trägt.
Am liebsten mag er Ziegen ficken
Und Minderheiten unterdrücken.
Kurden treten, Christen hauen
und dabei Kinderpornos schauen.
Und selbst abends heißt‘s statt schlafen
Fellatio mit 100 Schafen.
Ja, Erdogan ist voll und ganz
ein Präsident mit kleinem Schwanz.
Jeden Türken hört man flöten,
die dumme Sau hat Schrumpelklöten.
Von Ankara bis Istanbul
weiß jeder Mann,
dieser Mann ist schwul, pervers, verlaust und zoophil,
Recep, Fritzl, Priklopil.
Sein Kopf so leer wie seine Eier,
der Star auf jeder Gangbangfeier,
bis der Schwanz beim Pinkeln brennt.
Das ist Recep Erdogan, der türkische Präsident.
>>694809892
this is how the coup started
>>694798887
It's actually in the Turkish Constitution.
As a mechanism to get rid of over-religious leaders... Look it up.
>>694798195
pff... nigga pls brazilian here surveying /b/ under fire, drug war
Turk fag here I might not have long before my signal is shut down. I live here in Istanbul and I can tell you things are getting fucked
>>694801446
Ask him his family's kebab recipe
>>694810497
liar. post proof
>>694808332
>muh electrolytes
>>694810497
Kimin aleyhine hacıt
>>694810497
I'm in sultanahmet. Where are you?
>>694810497
who is in more control rebels or army
>>694810497
Get out while you can, go to the countryside and find a cave
>>694810497
YOU NEED TO WEED OUT THE RADICAL MUSLIMS IN YOUR ARMY WHO DONT WANT TO FIGHT ISIS. GODSPEED ANONYMOUS BROTHER.
>>694801446
Post it dudebro I can translate it
>>694799198
Fuck
>>694810497
Neredesin?
>>694810497
Dude get up a gun and fight the muslims
>>694799596
Lol
THIS IS SIMPLE
IF THE TURKISH ARMY WANTS TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT WHO GIVES THEM ORDERS TO KILL ISIS AS A NATO COUNTRY AND ALLIE TO THE USA AND WESTERNIZED WORLD
THAT MEANS THERE IS ISIS IN THE TURKISH ARMY ITSELF.
> Leave EU
> Turkey PM coming to London
DON'T LET THE FUCKING RAG IN JESUS FUCK
I wish that the military wouldn't have killed people. They should've just beat the shit out of people and help captive.
>>694811082
So what happens if ego-dan goes down?
>>694811082
not everything is about ISIS you know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq11un3xqsA
GET IN HERE FAGGOTS!
turkfag: just now .. bomb sound and jet fighter flight in istanbul
>>694811082
american with no knowledge about world affairs spotted
>>694811302
Are you saying the ku klux klan is behind this?
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE
______________¶___
|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_
|______________|||__|__|__|]
(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)
POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE TONIGHT
>>694811192
>>694811302
SIMPLE QUESTION AND ANSWER.
IF ALL MUSLIMS HAVE A GOOD HEART. THAT MEANS A GOOD MUSLIMS WHO FIGHTS ISIS WILL QUESTION IT BASED ON THEIR RELIGION'S AGENDA.
fuck turkey if they ppl are stupid enough to keep the wanna be sultan of the caliphate edorgan in power they can all go to hell with him.
>>694811401
bulllllllshit
>>694811401
take up arms and fight for your country
Looks like erdogan just got back. Don't think the military can handle all of this, the coup didn't work.
