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Anyone else tired of this fucking Pokémon hype? All of the fucking media are reporting on this 'new cool hip thing the youth plays', Pokémemes everywhere. All sorts of Chicago Bulls snapback wearing 16yo's running through the streets looking for a pikachu. It's fucking retarded.
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no, not everyone is a sad fuck like you that grew up without a television
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I can't play because the servers don't work
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>>694785294
I'm not falling for the hype I'm more happy that kids are out of the house at least rather then playing League of Legends and Call of Duty
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it is a childs game
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You care too much, anon.
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>>694785374
look nigga I play games that I enjoy and you don't see me slapping my dick around about it
tbh pokemon go beta was better because it didn't become this huge fucking self-refencing inside joke yet

still fun tho but the following is a turn off
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>>694785374
>Suggesting that chasing a fucking pig or pelting with sand in sandpit is better than pokemon go or television
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No one cares.

My fat ass has walked about 15 miles since it came out. I've meet friends new and old, and I have a date tomorrow with someone who I just met last night.

So yeah, Pokemon GO FUCK YOURSELF you contrarian edgelord.
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The kids who play it don't bother me as much as all the media/companies who jump on the hypetrain and act all hip and cool.
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>>694785294
game sucks. only good for people who live in a big city like LA, NYC, etc. where I live it's hot as satan's asshole, so NO ONE goes on walks. and since it isn't a large city, all the pokestops are too spread out, and pokemon are always far away. literally a game for ppl who literally live in the middle of a gigantic city and have more opportunities to go to gyms, pokestops, and catch pokemon. either that or its pay to win with incense. in my area, I'm lucky to get 3 pokemon per incense.
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>>694785294
Nope my gf and i both have pokemon go plus watchs we roam the streets with dog to find pokemon then stop at mcdonnalds for icecream im lovin it, op is a hipster.
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It was fun for like 3 or 4 days after release. Meeting new people in your town, hanging with friends places you normally wouldn't hang, catchin em all, etc. Novelty wore off real quick and now I only open it once or twice a day in the off chance there is something really rare close to me.
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>>694785973
This.
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>>694785294
What's your favorite idea?
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>>694785888
yeah that fucking happened
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>>694786307
Not this one
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>>694786307
go back to your own thread autismo
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>>694785973

Bullshit I live in hicktown west virginia and literally every hicktown close to me has at least 1 or 2 places where there is 2 or 3 pokestops right next to each other. You either live in the middle of a corn field or still haven't grasped the fact you have to leave your house to play the game.
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>>694785294 met a few people during my walks, and i live in a small town where the game isnt released. Hung out with a girl i met, we fucked, was okay.
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>>694785294
You are sad because u can't leave home ?
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>>694785294
I'm annoyed by all the media going crazy by it, but I got nothing against the game. You just sound like a little whiny bitch.
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>>694785294
>mfw no one around me joined me playing Ingress two years back
>mfw everyone around me plays Pokemon go all day long
>mfw people give me a weird look when I tell them Pikachu is a retarded choice
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Its an overhyped shitgame, calm op wait 2-3 months abd this game Iss done.
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>>694787096
define shit game.
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Shhh.. stop complaining anon. Pokemon go is a fun and interactive game! Everyone loves it!

Why don't you give it a try hmm? Here just go and spend £8 in this starbucks to find your free rare pickachu and your journey will begin.
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Live in fairly small town Kansas and there are two gyms within a block or so each with 3-4 stops around each. 6 stops in reach of my job at the hospital. Anyone who says there isn't pokestops or pokemon must live in a hole or never leave their house.
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>>694786339
You'd be surprised at what kind of things can happen when you go outside for once.
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DA BULLS CHICAGO REP
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>>694786756
not all hicktowns are created equal. and I'm not even in a hicktown
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You can't battle your friends and there is no turn-based battle system. The idea is fun and all, but the hype is waaaay to big. The most annoying thing is every company and every website jumping on the bandwagon.
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>>694787271
ever heard of the dollar menu how am i losing if i take my girl out to eat and cath pokemon at same time?
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I'm so happy seeing more kids walking around at the park and healthy and sweaty
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>>694787292
Dude I'm sorry. Kansas blows ass. At least I live in a bigger city in the shit hole state. That fucking sucks.
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>>694787173
Not him, but I do play the game to kill time and think it's pretty shit since the battling system is not fun at all, bugs and errors plague the game, and there is no pvp or trading pokemon. How people spend money on this game is beyond me. How much incense does one person need?
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>>694785294
oh no. people are talking about something other than game of throne, the kardashians, or a fucking sports team and I don't get into whats now new and hip! I better bash on it until its not cool and new anymore.
>>3edgy5me
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>being upset that people are getting out having fun, getting exercise and being social

Autist
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>>694787564
Hah, you don't have to tell me Kansas sucks. I've been here 23 years.
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>>694787647
/thread
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>>694787532
kek
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I want to see more beautiful kids walking around
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>>694787751
Been here for 19. Hardly ever find another /b/ro in KS though.
You born and raised here?
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>>694787390
FUCK SHITCAGO AND EVERYONE IN IT. We shoukd nuke the asshole of america and fucking bury it.
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>>694787573
Well if someone spends money on incense they are fucking stupid. just get some eggs and shit ton of candy and one lucky egg.

reason for bugs and bad servers might be because whole fucking world is playing the game rather than a few selected ones.
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>>694787964
Yeah, born in small town around 30 min away from Wichita
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>>694787564
I live in fuckall southeast kansas anon. Hate that the gas station closes at 9
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>>694785888
Good for you anon
Also checked
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>>694787964
Yeah, born in town around 30 min from Wichita
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>>694787964
nah, polish decent hated it ever since i got here
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>>694787292
God damn. I live in a town of 15k, one gym. 5-6 stops.
I work around a smaller town, 3k. 3 gyms almost 10 stops. Wtf.
Having the one gym where i live is bitter sweet because it is fun to go on a raid with your team and take it out, but unless you have guys bumping prestige constantly you lose the gym quick.
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>>694785294
i like it, u can catch pokemon in fkn KZ Ausschwitz. jews hate it, but ist for the lulz
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>>694788122
Fuckin, capcha error
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i fucking hate pokyman. i get the appeal. are most of the grown men playing it pedos or something?
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>>694788360
i can't speak for everyone else but I am
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>>694787431
You blur out the face, like anything can actually be found out about it...
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>>694788122
Goddard? Derby? Also Wichita isn't so bad when you realize it could be Detroit or something
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>>694785294
it's not hype.

media is just reporting the shit out of it because they want you to forget about the BLM and cops.
I'm actually surprised that the attack in France was even shown at all on TV given how the news like
to hide things from the public.
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>>694788142
Oh sup nig
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>>694788122
Right on. Im bout hour and a half away from it. Lived in wichita and el dorado for a bit. In wichita got laid off cause great housing crisis of 08. Went to apply for litteraly any job. 4 days in i went to a janitor walk in appointment thing. They told me i had to have 2 years experience. I told them i bust ass and dont dick around and need a fucking job. They said no. 2 years. ...i am a grown ass man not qualified to clean toilets. I fucking autismed and flipped the cunts desk over and yelled at everyon on the way out. Packed my shit and came back. Fuck it.
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>>694785294
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2 years ago you would be called an autistic nerd if you played pokemon at school or while riding the bus or something. now the same people who would say that are all playing pokemon go
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>>694788588
A little smaller lol born in Andale
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Was waiting for the 'i don't like the game waaahh so i'll make a thread on /b/ to express how much I hate it to seem cool and edgy wahhh!!'

Surprising it took this long tbh. Maybe keep your opinions to yourself because nobody fucking cares.
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>>694785294
Agreed, stop talking about it then faggot.
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>>694788588
I didnt mind it most of the time. Lived accross from qt. Omfg chicken tiquitoes make me happy
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>>694788579
I believe in pokeprivacy
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>>694788888
You nigger
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>>694785294
More like the media reporting on all the hilarious deaths involved. Thinking about installing it as a means of stalking good prey lol
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The media is calling for pokemon go to be banned because it's "causing accidents".
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>>694788687
Hah, no shit that's hilarious. Currently working in Wichita at the Via Christi hospital. 6 pokestops to fill my time. Good to catch some KS bros on here.
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>>694788888
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>>694785294
aka The New Cancer of /b/
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>>694788888
Faggot
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>>694788888
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>>694785294
it's a buggy piece of shit and it's actually not enjoyable to play at all. people are fucking stupid
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>>694788888
Savagely told by quints.
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>>694788687
Shit dude. People anywhere can be assholes. If noticed it pretty difficult to get a job around here. Applied for anything and everything I was able to. Got three replies out of probably 50 apps in a month, all of which were rejections.
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>>694785294
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>>694788732
>wah muh safe space
Fuck off faggot and get real. Shit changes, sorry you are stuck in the past because youre a little coward.
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>>694788666
Nm, just doin a little dickfarming. Me and a bro bout to head to tulsa and watch my buddy beat a dude's ass. U?
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>>694788952
Yassss
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>>694785294
Fuck you! How old are you grandpa? Pokemon GO is awesome! No one cares about your opinion!

Please kill yourself!
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Its fun and gives me a reason to go outside and walk around. Its not as amazing as people are making it out to be but definitely worth a try at the least
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>>694787303
guess what. I've been outside once and nothing happened.
>get rekt
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>>694785845
The following will probably be dead in a week.
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>>694787431
turn around anon
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>>694789298
Birthing niglets atm, fam
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>>694789223
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>>694789298
What an apt description of every person I've ever met in oklahoma
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I sure do love me some pokemons. Im not even sure what they are but these young kids keep knockin on my door askin if they can go to my back yard to catch one.

I just tell em i got a rare one in my basement but he only shows up if they find the money clip strapped to my thigh!
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>>694788736
Used to load those andale ready mix trucks. Worked at the winfield quarry. My faglord fat cunt boss pissed off pete and almost lost them as a customer. Mfw, your boss is such a cunt the company folds. They 90 of our business. Lol, fucking neckbeard. I wanna hurt that fat fuck.
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I've got no poke-respect for fags who play go
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>>694789041
Aw yeah. Sup KS /b/ro.
Ye. That place is alright. Now I know where to lurk for (at least one) other btards
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>>694789514
mfw you didn't already have permanent immunity and had to reply to his post
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>>694785674
/thread
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>>694789725
That came out worse than I had planned
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>>694789041
Yeah, how the fuck is there like 5 of us here. Lol, any of yall kansasfags headed to the fights in tulsa? Will buy you a beer.
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>>694789869
It was for everyone else bub. Calm yourself
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>>694785294
Kinda is, but I mean c'mon, admit it... you have never laugh as much just sitting in the park looking at people walking right inot a Tree or walking int the water.

+ the Nintendo jump 50% up in value
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>>694789995
yeah keep telling that to yourself
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>>694789968
If I were old enough to drink, I'd say hell yes. Still have about 8 months to go.
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>>694787573
Rl pvp, once these are tradable you can actually beat a kid up and steal his pokemon.
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>>694789216
Fucking stupid man. Glad you arent a liberal sitting on your ass. Thank god i got this job. Run heavy equipment and fuckoff all day.
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>>694790081

I had never heard of pokemon go untill after it was out.

If i had then i would have bought up some stock well before it was released.
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>>694790143
jesus, he was talking about a fucking beer
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>>694789492
here ya go
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>>694790170
Hell no. Ha I'm not completely fucking stupid
Hoping for a chance with this postal place though. It'd be better than not having money
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>>694789553
Lol, he's a professional kickboxer. Probably the only one that ever had a thunderfury. Or even knows wtf it is for that matter.
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>>694785294
let me translate what op is trying to say, I am too fat/dont have a car and cant play pokemon go so I went to the internet to talk shit about people who do
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>>694785294
*tips fedora*
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>>694790341
Well I don't even look my age so. Wouldn't care for others nosing around about why I have a beer
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>>694789468
Edge lord ultimate.
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>>694789951
A little creepy, but yeah at least one /b/tard there lol
>>694789968
Yeah it is a little crazy to see this many KS bros. Usually I only see KS threads at night and they die off real fast.
>>694790143
I'm surprised you're from KS and under 21 and don't have access to beer anyways. Never met anyone outside of bigger KS cities that cared
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>>694785973
You are full of fucking shit. Guarantee you its not any hotter where you live than where I live (100° today which is low compared to the rest of this last week), and I still have seen tons of people walking around parks playing. Also I dont exactly live in a massive city like new york either (little over 100k people). Yet there is about 20 pokestops at l the towns university and 10 more at a nearby park. Plus tons scaterred about town in other parks and what not.
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>>694788888
YES WITNESSED AND AGREED.
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>>694788888
K yes
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>>694790143
Lol, i'd offer u a beer but i dont want party vanned. We going to the casino after tho. If i can hang. Got a dd and chugging vodka in 10 minutes. Been a shitty fucking year and shittier last few weeks. Ima get FUCKED UP tonight
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>>694788888
AYY
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>>694788888
/thread
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>>694785294
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>>694790598
Huh that's odd. I mean when I was a bit younger, my dad didn't care if I had a beer once a week or something. Not too strict or too lenient. But I doubt I'd get anywhere trying to order a beer without bein carded. Like I said earlier, I don't look my age.
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>>694789578
Don't forget to stop by subway to get a foot long. We have free wifi
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>>694790641
102 here. Feels bad.
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>>694790372
Right on. Well, good luck to you out there. If you promise me you a hard worker i got a couple bros in wichita and el dorado. Might get u a line on a job. Hit me up at [email protected]
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>>694788018
>mfw
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>>694790822
Well I hope you have fun and shit gets better, man. Hard to just live life these days without some fags ruining it or getting in the way, you know
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>have you ever played pokemon go?
>have you ever playe pokemon go on weed?
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>>694788888
/thread
also checked
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>>694791103
Yeah, i hope my friends all stop offing themselves too. Itd make it easier to cut back on the booze and take my faggot therapist seriously... wish u well anon.
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>>694790958
Right? This past week it has usually been peaking at 105-109. Its fucking miserable.
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>>694787303
Yeah, and all it took was an autistic game. No wonder 90% of you neckbeards are virgins.
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>>694788888
Checked, listen OP because you're fucked.
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>>694791246
yes and yes. but only because I smoke at work and the bike ride home is riddled with stops and gyms. Caught a Seadra and a 1000 CP Pidgeot just today.
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>>694788888
Quints never lie.
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>>694785294
I manage 18 engineers

I have had to talk with everyone about NOT playing Pokemon at work unless they are on break
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>>694788888
Yup, checked.
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>>694791762
What level are you where you are seeing 1000 cp pokes in the wild?
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>>694791578
Went after work though. Chilled with friends.
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How do you faggots even claim to "meet" people when you are too busy looking at your phones trying to catch the "pokeymens!"
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>>694792359
>implying this game takes alot of focus

Anon pls
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I'm more upset at all the fucking casuals now into this "cool Pokemon" thing.
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>>694792499
It must take some kind of focus, for retards to get hit by cars and mugged by niggers.
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>>694792796
Anyone with the proper amount of chromosomes can't multi-task.
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>>694792693
Why do you care what casuals do?
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>>694792984
So you are admitting it does take focus...
Are you sure you don't have an extra chromosome?
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>>694787647

"being social"
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>>694792796
>implying being focused will keep you from getting mugged
>implying texting and driving is any different from pokemon go and driving
>implying texting takes alot of focus
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>>694793150
If you think retards walking into traffic is not primarily due to them being retarded in the first place, you are as dumb as the media that you watch that points its finger at whatever will bring in headlines.
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>>694785294
This game managed to get me out of serious trouble with police last night. I owe my life to this game
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>>694793352
> being this autistic about technology
1/10 anon, made me reply
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>>694793398
Go ahead and green text that
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>>694793352
grandpa detected
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>>694792984
>heh, good thing you made a typo or i would have had to admit i am retarded
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>>694785888
Trips speak truth
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>>694785294

I agree anon. Waste of time and just a bunch of cunts running around. What buggs me the most is the person that invented it. He is a motherfucking genius and he is going to make so much fucking money out of it.
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>>694793398
Thought about this possibility, a lot of innocent people are walking around aimlessly at night now. It definitely makes for more BS alibis the cop has to sift through.

What's your story anon?
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>Implying I need a game to go out and socialize with people
I forgot I was on 4chan for a second. You'll be right back to being forever alone's after this fad disappears..
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exactly my thoughts.. also here in germany all faggots are catching some pixels walking 20 miles a day.. this is pathetic. I thought I was alone.
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>>694789869
>mfw that was a trap card already on the field, that activated when anon played cancer
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>>694793997
we are many anon
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>>694791749
not anymore
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>>694789223
Too good.
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>>694792110
40 ish ? i dunno
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>>694789223
You never know fam
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I wish I could pay this game but no data plan cause I never leave house kek.
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>>694785973
enable mock Locations (if on Android) telepirt to wherever the fuck you want.. catch thousands of pokefucks at home..
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>>694794320
Nobody cares what team you are in
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literally anyone who plays it ,You are cancer and need to fucking end you're life.
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>>694793811
..made by Nintendo. Their stock went up 50% which will increase when it gets released in Japan
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>>694793398
>be me and 2 friends we will call K and L
>we always smoke weed at this burnt down house in the middle of nowhere
>surrounded by fields and farmland
>we roll a joint and explore the abandoned house as usual
>chilling on the grass away from the car
>car has hood popped and doors open
>weed is in the car door
>L then says "police"
>see his face drop
>shitjustgotreal.jpg
>we slowly see this police car emerge from around the corner
>joint is basically finished and is thrown into the rubble of the house
>police car stops blocking in car and rolls down window

Cont?
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>>694785294
I have a lot of irritation seeing little kids playing, but that's because I don't feel like they appreciate it.
I've been playing Pokemon since I was a kid, ever generation is exciting even in my adult years.
Pokemon go is an explanation on a franchise that I love, so I will be involved.
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>>694785294
Stop being a miserable fuck you faggot
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>>694794121
>mfw moltres and articuno are both shit
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>>694794589
Always you fuck
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>>694785294
It'll die down either a month from now, or when they release Gen III Pokemon, and the normies see the reality of what being a trainer really means. On one hand, it's getting people off their asses, but on the other hand, it's making Pokemon too mainstream.

Bunch of hypocrites, really.
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>>694794589
Let me guess, you told the cops you guys were playing the game. Getting caught smoking weed isn't serious trouble anyways
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caught a 250 cp pikachu last night outside my apartment. how the fuck am I gonna power up and evolve this thing?
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>>694794589
then the police human catches you both pokemons and gets 200 xp
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>>694794845
Articuno can use Mind Reader and Sheer Cold, effectively decimating any pokemon in 2 turns
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>>694794845
Picked Zapdos before all this meme shit caught on.

Anyone that tries to justify their team choice, or judges another team is cringe.
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>>694794845
Fuck yes an instinct /b/ro, why does everyone shit on us
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>>694794589
>robonigger is in the car
>fucking ripped black cop
>he asks us what we are up to in the middle of nowhere at this house
>awkwardsilence.mp4
>L then says "pokemon go"
>robonigger sighs "Really you too, everyone is playing that game atm"
>literally shaking as i can't believe this is happening
>We get to talking with this police officer about pokemon
>tells us some good spots to hit in town
>he then tells us about the house
>some million dollar mansion that the owner killed himself in and then it was burnt down by someone
>he then gets out of the car

Cont?
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>>694795030
you have to hang yourself and luve stream it. You will meet pikachu if you do it
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>>694788018
I live there and agree wholeheartedly with that statement
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>>694795183
Well when Indians see a pile of shit sitting there, they assume it's okay to shit there too and shit on the already existing shit. Same principle.
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>>694785294
>tries to make some point
>only problem is OP is a hipster faggot
>thinks people who are lame cant play pokemon go
>pokemon go is for weebs and nerds.

Get off your fucking high horse nigger. The game youre playing is shit anyways.
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Good day folks, I dedicate my rant of the day to you Pokémon GO players out there. WHEN A SIGN SAYS 'RESTRICTED ACCESS' ON A DOOR, DON'T BE A FUCKING TWAT AND POUND ON IT BECAUSE THERE'S A 'RARE' POKEMON IN THE ROOM. ALSO, DON'T GO GETTING ALL PISSY WITH ME BECAUSE I DENIED YOU ACCESS. It's my job, and the rules say: No pass, no entry. Live with it. Also, why are you chasing Pokemon at 2AM in a freaking hospital to begin with? Next time, I might just call the cops and have you arrested for trespassing.
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>>694794280
Found the Valorfag
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>>694795008

I don't understand? Why does this make them hypocrites?
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>>694795189
>im paranoid as fuck with him being here
>some how we are all managing to keep our cool
>he stands right next to me
>so scared thinking im about to be nicked as this was part of his game
>he then tells us about the woods and how people live in it
>spooked
>he then gets back into the car and tells us to have fun playing pokemon go
>he drives off
>holyfuckdidthatreallyjusthappen.exe
>as soon as the car is out of sight
>me k and l all start screaming at how fucking lucky we just got
>buzzing with adrenaline
>punch k in the arm as i needed to release some energy
>he punches me back in the stomach
>i decide to see what my BPM and Stress levels were on the Samsung S Health app
>BPM 131
>Stress at the highest point on the bar
>smoke the quickest fag ever
>we roll and joint and GTFO
>Thank you pokemon go for saving my ass
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>>694792110
I just hit 19 today. I saw a Lapras on my nearby list for the first time though I couldn't find it in time
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>>694795018
The police would most likely give me a caution that would be fine, But if my parents found out due to the caution i would be fucked. Very anti-drug family
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>>694785294
no
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>>694795881
Most of them ripped on people for playing Pokemon back in the day, but now all of a sudden, *everyone* wants to be a Pokemon Master. Fucking hypocrites, man.....
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>>694794121
Valor is literally team Reddit. Instinct is for alphas.
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>>694787431
Forget pokemon go. It's a game. People love games. The real problem are all the guys rolling female characters in games nowadays. What are you going to do when VR becomes big and awesome. Then you roll a female character and stuck in the game. You are now a guy in a girl body.
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>>694796421
I've been waiting for Pokemon to get to this point for 18 years now and I don't mind the new people. I mind the people who don't actually get off of their asses to play a game specifically designed to get them moving. Parking your car at a church to farm the gym and collect a pokestop isn't being a pokemon master it's being an asshole.
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>>694796190
fucking noob yesterday i took xtc and snorted coke 230 BPM
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>>694796706
That too. Thanks, but I'll stick to the 'traditional' style of Pokemon training. These people are just chasing CP points.

>THEY'RE RUINING SOMETHING I LIKE, REEEE
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>>694796557
Instinct is for people who think that being a prick will make others like them
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>>694796856
On MDMA mine was only at 120 BPM
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>>694788888

Checked. /thread
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>>694796190
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>>694796961
Fuck you, you stupid faggot. Let's go grab a beer.
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>>694788888
thoughs numbers
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>>694796906
I've met a lot of different people playing this game on foot or on bike and they feel like really immersive NPCs. They're friendly and even helpful a lot of the time. I've frequently swapped information about where to find different pokemon and I'm excited to see how the game evolves with later updates
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>>694796615
maybe I chose a female character cuz I am a female
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I live in a country full of robbers.
I couldn't walk two meters with my shit phone wihout getting assaulted.
The only ones doing this in this country are a bunch of hipsters you would find messing in facebook and jumping in fads.
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>>694797377
kek. I don't drink. Smoke a bowl?
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>>694796706
I got it down pretty good i can get pokestops while driving, you just gotta hit the stop right befor you are in the circle.
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>>694797625
Tits or GTFO
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>>694797776
Smoking is for degenerate faggots. Let's make some brownies instead, you piece of shit.
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>>694785294
heres a fuck you
From japan
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>>694797858
stfu faggot I aint no attention seeking bitch
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>>694789223
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>>694797834
yeah but when you're moving over 20 MPH you're not finding pokemon or making any progress hatching eggs. You're missing out on key components of the game. If you just take the poketops and go for walks and shit at least half of the time you're on the app I see you as a legitimate trainer
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>>694797983
Alright I'm down with that. Do you have your own recipe you like using or are we just going with mix from a box?
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>>694785294
Looks like Turkish Army is out to catch them all as well.
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>>694798090
what


fake right?
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>>694787431
Faggot wheres your gym
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>>694798359
Only lazy assholes who don't know how to cook use boxed bullshit. I make mine from scratch with love.
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>>694798090
>Capitalizing Two
kek
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>>694798090
Get on my level
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>>694788606
BLM is fucking bullshit bro
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>>694798433
there isnt one
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>>694798478
Good man. Fresh cannabutter or can we use the tub I've had in the fridge for a few days?
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>>694785294
ITT:
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>>694786339
Trips don't lie, dumb fuck. Try going outside for once
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>>694798090
get better at photoshop faggot
>green bar not aligned
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>>694785294
Fuck you asshole. Some people can't even play it yet.
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>>694798845
3rd world problems
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I've been playing it as I can't write off a game without having played it. Also my crush plays it so more reasons to barge into her office.
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>>694789223
pleb
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>>694798498
Get on my level
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So I hit level 9 and got a lucky egg. I have about 12 pokemon ready to evolve, plus an egg that is relatively close to hatching. Should I go ahead and use the egg and evolve the pokemon and hatch my egg or should I wait?
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>>694785294
>>>/pol/81185080 yes this was surprising.
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>>694799671
do it now you dirty slut
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>>694799656
Fish Dog.

I gave a kek for that.
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level 15 from using pokemon go anywhere my nigga, boiiii this shit getting patched soon, might as well make the most of it
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>>694785294
Nope. Not tired of it whatsoever. Been a great way to try to build back up my strength after being on and off RA treatment for 4 years. My doctor was thrilled to hear that I've got entire groups of people willing to go at my pace and help me get some activity.

Keep being salty though if you want, the rest of the world will continue having fun without you.
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>>694785973
I live in a shit-tier town with low pop, and people are still going bonkers over this game. This here though is proof that you really don't get outside.
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>>694785294
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>>694786087
Interesting that you managed to get them already, seeing as how they don't ship til the 31'st.
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>>694798630
Got some faggots who are literally like this.
Why do such sad persons even exist force their shitty opinions on other people who actually enjoy that one thing? Is it for attention?
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>>694800675
and force*
on my phone right now, sorry.
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>>694788360
obviously not, adults play together
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Whats truly pathetic is people getting so worked up about things other people are enjoying. Expecially if that thing is getting people outside and getting people to socialize a little bit.
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>>694793027
Because, before this game came out I would be scoffed at as a loser for liking Pokemon. Now that it is popular the same people are now praised for playing it. It is the hypocrisy that truly pisses me off.
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>>694785674
/Thread agreed
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>>694801224
I didnt know people really scoffed at pokemon. Alot of people my age grew up with that shit. Just like something like dragon ball z.
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>>694799656
Protip: other players can't see your custom pokemon names
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>>694801620
Except most people "grew out of it". It was considered childish by the normies to still enjoy it.
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>>694788888
>mods
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>>694797625
Nice try but there aren't any girls on the internet.
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>>694796190
i have a similar story, just happened last night
>be me, in middle class suburban white neighborhood
>in passenger seat, friend is driving while we smoke a bowl
>friend sells weed, has at least 2 oz in his car
>after awhile he pulls out his phone and starts looking for pokemon while driving
>i pull out my phone and do the same
>he pulls over so we can finish the bowl quickly
>as soon as he pulls over look to my right and see car creeping up next to us
>see "CALL 911" "METROPOLITAN POLICE" on car
>shit pants
>roll down window
>"what are you guys up to?"
>think quick, pokemon go is already open on my phone
>hold up phone and show him, "pokemon go"
>officer shakes his head "aw you guys too?"
>brushes us off, tells us not to pokemon go and drive
>as soon as he gets far enough down the street my man rips the pipe
>pokemon go will forever be the best excuse to being in suspicious locations or doing suspicious things
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>>694785674
Agreed
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Hey Dorks OP here. I go on /b/ and complain about people playing a game that has yo walking around and how the media reports on it. Call me a fag but I hatr seeing other people have fun because I'm the center of the galaxy. Besides I can't walk outside and play because my diabetus got my legs. My opinion, my opinion, my opinion is better than yours. Pardon me while I cram my head up my own ass. I love how my farts smell. Please post pony trap CP. Pic is me, dont judge.
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>>694788888
Truth
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>>694797399
love this hentai
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>>694796615
But that's my dream com true anon
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>>694798090
Pokedex screenshot or didnt happen
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>>694803810
>>694797399
sauce?
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>>694804004
it was on hbrowse but they took it down
idk where to find it
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>>694785294
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>>694785674
>this
I don't get what are peoples problem with this game. It's doing our generation good by making them go out for once which is why it's getting so much attention.
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>>694785294
Anyone who plays this game is a complete loser. Prove me wrong.
>protip: you cant
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>>694804284
im a complete loser.
someone hug me please. please.
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>>694804204
Because its a fucking fad. In 6 months this will be forgotten. This is like when pepe became mainstream, or long cat, or desu desu. Its a "cool" thing. People are sheep
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>>694804284
Considering the majority of people I have meet got jobs and girlfriends I would say that there is a bunch of people who are not losers. Atleast better then the people who hang out regulary on this board.
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>>694789223
Fkn fuck
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>>694804063
Do you know what the name of it was? Or the basic subject matter? I could probably find it off of a list of tags it would have.
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>>694804444
Or people just genuinely enjoy the game.
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