Waifu claiming thread.
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>>694744984
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
All religions make me wanna throw up
All religions make me sick
>Ama claim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLitPNSnrTo
Didn't even realize I had last image, desu.
DSFARGEG
>>694755564
Best type moon claimed.
This is now a get thread
>>694755781
Only thing got was Rekt, desu.
>>694755580
>>694755482
*pets and loves*
>>694755888
it begins
>>694755610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6t4g_beN93w
>>694755888
>gets trips
Fucking shit on my face already you sexy moose!
>>694755781
>>694755781
hes not pointing to the posts directly above and below look again
>>694755744
Heya Shiro! Whats good friend??
>>694755897
kek
The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life hopes that this Thread will have less Autism.
Also, all of you are Cute!
>>694756103
> sexy moose
I can live with this, desu.
>>694756162
Shiro is one of the only good things. I'm heading to the store now, bye.
>>694756387
Oh. Alright have fun
>>694755580
same tbh
roll
>>694756644
Wub a dub dub, desu~
Best German Cv Claimed
Thread is dead
>Wakemeupinside.exe
>>694755897
pretty good
>>694756644
it's song lyrics
religious roll
Pls
>>694757017
The important thing is you tried.
>claiming yume
>>694756895
Graf
>>694756909
it wasn't a shitpost? :o
roll
>>694757732
(You)me
>>694758080
I never shitpost, adorable pic :3
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>>694758888
Cute waifu, nice integer.
>>694759025
qb did nothing wrong
Quiet thread I see.
Alas, my spear missed the prey, but the arrow hit my heart like none other
Good day everyone
Claimed
>>694756835
Best shipfu desu~
>>694758888
nice quads, string instrument accessory
>>694759155
What he did was certainly unfair for the megucas and Earth, but it was for the greater good and salvation of the universe.
>>694758888
"Melissa"
I can't go up against those quads.
Wadddup?
Yeah thread is slow
Still watching Konosuba
https://rabb.it/Shino83
>>694758888
Saber claimed
>>694753359
>Alter is cheating
Still Saber
>Late reply since I was busy
>>694760053
Yeah seems so
>>694760053
Howdy Akiko, I hope that arrow brought you love for your waifu.
>Best shipfu desu~
Not Yuubari.
just passing by to show ya 2 good Brazilian song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61jSSF3Vu54
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXrTm9fv9W8
>Yuiko Claimed.
>The PC won`t connect to my phone so I`m still without pics
>>694760053
are you hunting people? :(
>>694760097
I want homo to bandage my wounds
Claiming Chiaki.
>>694761883
faggot
>>694760753
Not sure which part you're referring to
>>694761491
Good day Homura
>I hope that arrow brought you love for your waifu
That's exactly the arrow I was talking about
>Not Yuubari
Who?
>>694761757
I was hunting fish with a spear from a kayak
>>694762074
Chihiro claimers are faggots.
>>694762404
What did he mean by this?
>>694762388
you're in love with a fish?
>kkk
>>694761757
i want you to bandage my wounds :o
roll
Chris hansen just showed up in the stream.
Hes reading our loli chat logs back to us.
>>694762388
>>694742320
go here, vote trump non white, and make /b/ great again
Takes 2 seconds
>>694762926
..i feel bad for you
>>694761757
I want to get carried in MMOs by Konata.
>>694762726
How could you possibly have misinterpreted that?
>>694763146
Who the fuck are you? That's not a ship
Dio-sama...
>>694763362
>hat's not a ship
Yes it is.
>>694763362
>when your design is so good people don't even think you're a ship
Killua claimed
>>694763463
Been a while. What's good Dio?
>>694763543
o fuk
>>694763576
>people don't even think you're a ship
Doesn't that make it a bad design though?
>>694763543
Is Shiki a ship?
>>694762893
here's my heart <3
don't break it ;-;
>>694763288
I want to play an MMO :o
>>694763362
you're a mysterious anon
>>694763612
Shota
>>694763787
Has it? Well I guess I don't claim at this hour very often. Anyways I've been playing a lot of tf2 even though I'm getting shitty FPS, the Commisar's Coat is impossible to find.
>>694763902
>>694763288
You and homura anon would make a cute ship
>>694763895
Is Saber a sample?
>>694763902
it will never break
<3 roll
>>694763787
Does it? I love subtleties, but the outfit in that pic is slightly altered from canon and she didn't even have her machinery in it.
>>694755564
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10/10 best dagashi, would kashi
>>694763902
You mean right now? Why don't you play one?
>>694764101
Why?
>>694764101
I think so too, but I'm shipped with sachi
>>694764341
love roll :3
>>694764762
It just seems that way
>>694764792
That's pretty cute, but you can have both of them I guess
>>694764109
>cosplay
Nice
>>694764762
I'm poor ._.
>>694765158
homo is too good for that
>>694765363
Therefore,you should have her because you are worth of it
>>694764109
>Shiki as Amatsukaze
Cute. Couldn't find original of my image
>>694765738
I'm shipped with myself :O
>>694765363
>I'm poor ._.
There are free MMOs out there, if a low-end PC is your problem there are also games that don't push on your graphics card too hard.
>homo is too good for that
What did he mean by this?
>>694765158
We don't need a ship to be cute.
>>694765738
>These_two_anons
>two_anons
>>694765738
What?you shipped him with himself?
>>694765738
What....
Also claimed.
>>694765849
>>694765903
>>694765907
>>694765973
didn't happen
>>694764762
>>694764792
>
>>694765880
any MMO recs?
>>694766069
you smugged up
>>694766069
Oh,cute!Homura and konata ship is now confirmed!
>>694766069
Whatever, it's not like anyone would be proud of being shipped with Konata.
it makes sense since kagami and madoka are shipped
>>694766377
>filename
You spelled thought wrong
>>694766069
Ships are cancer. Your ships are beyond cancer and I don't need you to get them anyway.
>>694766377
I'd rather be shipped with Konata than with you.
>>694766088
You could try Onigiri, it's a bit clunky and end game doesn't look too promising, but the leveling experience and co-op is incredibly fun. It's also free and low-end.
>>694766854
engrish es hrd
Hey, hey.
Dio is pretty cool dude, he is not retarded or anything at least.
>>694766940
is it on steam? and I'll check it out :o
>>694766940
>>694766588
Thus, it's official?
What was that deleted post
>>694766940
but this is my 1st shipping :o
>>694766940
It's not like just any plebeians could be shipped with someone as great as me.
>>694767122
Well I did say that.
>>694767301
And it was true.
>>694767841
me and mugi should ship :o
Just finished Konosuba
Now watching To love RU
https://rabb.it/Shino83
>>694767970
yeah naw fam
Do you faggots even own a life?
>>694767970
But you have Homura~...
So HOL UP
Is Shinoa in the thread?
>>694763902
I am anything but
>>694764080
tf2? Isn't that game dead as fuck ever since OW came out? I know I haven't bothered to check it out
>>694764561
>she didn't even have her machinery in it.
That's probably what got me.
>>694768128
Dude I own like 7 life
>>694768042
I would recommend re: zero. It's damn good, desu.
Roll for your shitposting superpower:
0-1. You have a folder for every single poster on /waifu/ with exact filenames, and the ability to mimic anybodies persona.
2-3. You can guarantee a get, one dub every minute, trips every ten minutes, quads every 100 minutes and so on.
4-5. You can delete every OTHER /waifu/ thread at any moment.
6-7. You can spam without a captcha and no cool down, the only limit is how fast you can select an image.
8-9. You can recite every copypasta ever written from memory.
Dubs. Your choice of any of the above.
Trips. All of the above.
>>694768220
no it was just me :o
>>694768280
quads= none of the above?
>>694767970
Calm down there, bucko.
>>694768042
You found the reason why everyone switches frome her?
>>694768128
I'm breathing, so yeah.
>>694768280
Might as well.
>>694768240
ive watched like almost all of it i agree
>>694768400
Dubs confirm
>>694768280
2-3 pls
>>694768280
2-3 ples
>>694768280
Rolling for 4-5
Someone took the time to write all of that?
He must be pretty autistic
>>694768280
sachi roll
>>694768400
you're multi-waifuing too now :o
>>694768280
delet this
>>694768220
It's not dead, far from it. They finally release competitive plays and changed their pubs system and added a leveling system for pubs that is completely aesthetic, but still it's nice to be higher level than others. I think I've been playing since 2011, it's a fun game.
Mai you shoud kys
>>694768280
trips get
>>694768686
Looks like you already have a shitposting superpower.
>>694768788
idiot
>>694768787
fuck you faggot
>>694768825
cute waifu, bad anime :(
>>694768280
I don't mind anything, I'm just rolling to post another Dio picture.
>>694768825
>>694768788
Fuck off old men
>>694768968
I'm not Tats, It's just my shitposting superpower.
mai a retard
>>694768646
no i was simply shipping :o
roll
>>694768280
>>694768400
i chose 0-1 :o
Aren't you mothafuckas from /a/
I think I get it. The reason why I like Mei so much is that she reminds me of Lady. Also claimed
>>694769155
I have more brain cells in my brain than you have in your entire body.
>>694768220
Have some machinery then.
>>694769232
Fuck off
>>694769232
waifu threads on /a/ are cringe
>>694769183
ship roll :o
>>694769096
still applies cutie :3
>>694758888
wot?
mai a brainless banana
>>694768400
Curses
>>694768733
Ah so they've stepped it up since they now have a competitor. Actually, tf2 will outlive OW for the simple reason that while both games fill the same niche, OW isn't f2p
>>694769326
>I like Mei
My nigga
>>694769326
Thanks fam
>>694769439
I'm not even a banana much less one without a brain.
I have returned.
>>694756595
So, what ya up to?
I guess the power of shitposting got the better of them.
Mai afraid of shitposting
>>694767159
Don't think so, but you should be able to get it for free with googling skills. Maybe we could play some day if you want but I'm not going to be here on saturday.
>>694768788
Which one will you choose?
>>694769329
Hello to you too
>>694769392
4chan is cringe.
>>694769664
>i've been shit faced drunk
>>694769392
Whats so bad about them now I wanna check it out
>>694769579
You are mad that I can shitpost much better than you but still waste my ability you gaylord
>>694769494
Besides tf2 is not the kind of game that can die easily, there's always going to be a bunch of people playing it. It's probably because of incredibly valuable items.
Mai is a sad guy
>>694769856
That thumbnail though.
>>694769934
Things like this are why foot lovers need to be gassed.
Claimed again
>>694770114
Addict
>>694769856
Dio confirmed footfag
>>694769494
>Liking Mei
Shit taste
>>694770255
>>694769856
nice feet
>>694769392
o; roll o;
>>694769823
i dont know who the fuck you are, but you keep popping up in threads with Radiohead writing the best shit ive ever seen about them. never stop doing this please, i lurk /waifu/ mostly to find more shit like this
i choose saryn
>>694769917
A man's creations are an extension of himself.
kill yourselves
>>694769664
Hmm. There is nothing particularly special to choose from here, all of this can be done with a little patience, no need for superpowers. I'll just allow for my dubs to expire.
This thread slowly dead without me kek.exe
>>694770238
Mikan's better.
>>694770283
Feet loving fucks vandalised my gif of Dio.
>>694770414
I'm pretty sure its just a suit.
>>694770585
ok syndra
>>694769778
Wise choice and you almost got those trips this time. Hope everything is going good with you.
>>694770413
What are you talking about?
>>694770352
Kyouko
>>694770644
Who? ~
>>694770642
>>694770727
Oh that wasn't you. I don't really think getting repeating digits like that can be done with patience alone.
Being able to delete threads is hard but can be possible if you get mod status I guess.
>>694770585
Fuck you, how about you kill yourself?
>>694770652
Mikan's really darn good not gonna lie. But no one kicks ass like Akane!
>>694770745
He has a machine do it. I worked at a hotel they stayed in for the King of Limbs tour and they had some assistants wheel some huge contraction into the building. Thom was staying in a suite on a high up floor, so they needed to use an elevator for it. The manager had me escort them onto a special staff elevator to transport bigger objects up the hotel. So, they wheel this big metal machine onto the elevator, and I push the bottom for the floor. I noticed the word 'Rachel' carved unto a plate attached to it and asks one of the guys what this thing is.
'Ehhh, Mr. Yorke been having some problem with the ole in-n-out, ya know? Home life ain't the best now.'
Somewhat terrified, I helped them wheel it out of the elevator shaft to the room. One of the guys tripped and the contraption ran into a wall and turned on. Loud whirring sounds and and Aphex Twin song started to fill the hallway. The machine shook and an arm shot out with what I can only describe as the most scary looking synthetic vagina I have ever seen.
One of the guys yells, 'Oi, fuck! It's loose! Get Thom on the telly!' The machines shaking around and the arm is smashing the walls. Soon one of the guys sets his phone on loudspeaker, and sure enough, I hear Thom bark something in a foreign language. The machine quiets down and retracts back to its original form. The assistants apologized and wheeled it into Thom's suite.
Later that night I heard the machine again along with the sound of a man wailing in agony. Thom Yorke and the Radioheads.
>>694770652
>I'm pretty sure its just a suit
i thought so too, but apparently the warframes are biological entities that require an operator to function, rather than just armor. also it's been hinted that they can move of their own accord periodically.
>>694768280
Rolling.
>>694755482
and the ugly people losers is ugly as shit and has to hurt the popular people and attrative loser people the ugl way cause the ugly people losers is ugly and smell like shit like beyonce and is everywhere so the ugly people losers look pathatic and is ugly and cant get girls or guys cause is ugly and smell like poop like beyonce so has to make the attrative loser people and the popular people look bad cause the ugly people losers is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks and try to be better then everybody but is ugly and smell like poop like beyonce like the ugly guys losers or the ugly people losers and the ugly people losers take anything and thats why the ugly people losers is ugly plus smell like shit like beyonce and lie to people so nobody reject or run away from the ugly people losers that try to be better then everybody and hurt the attrative loser people and the popular people the ugly way cause is smart and smell like shit like beyonce and is ugly and thats why the ugly people losers is ugly but going to cock block everything on this socitey and put on only porn with ugly people losers that smell like poop like beyonce and is ugly and the ugly people losers get angry cause they are ugly and smell like poop like dog poop or beyonce
and thats why the ugly people losers smell like poop like beyonce and is ugly and smell like shit like beyonce and is coward and is ugly and smell like shit like beyonce and is ugly and smell like poop like beyonce and try to be better then everybody the ugly way even if its not there own body which i dont know how the ugly people losers get pleasure from that but the ugly people losers lie about the ugly people losers not smelling like shit like beyonce so i guess is ugly and lame and smart and ugly so takes anything and smell like dog poop like beyonce and is ugly
>>694770882
i'm not a lonely virgin neckbeard basement dwelling faggot like all of you in this cancerous thread
>>694770259
I should honestly seek therapy.
>>694770988
But I didn't write that, you must have me mixed up with someone else.
>>694770882
She doesn't have a nice ass like Mikan though.
>>694771024
Then Valkyr is better.
>>694770652
>Mikan's better.
Good taste, as always, Lord.
>>694771105
Try suicide
Always helps
>>694770292
That's sounds supiciously like something someone who got an icicle shoved up their frozen cranium would say
>>694770644
OH GRAF CHAN PLEASE
>>694770652
It's an inside job man
We both know you would never sink this low
>>694771132
Who?
Shiro claimed.
>>694771209
>Valkyr is better.
is that in terms of gameplay or waifu capability?
>>694771239
And it's a lot cheaper too!
>>694771250
That's a strange thing to say on a waifu thread.
>>694771277
I have no idea but nice doubles.
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>>694771063
Oh, you aren't? You must be a really fucking important dude if the best thing you can do with your free time is "insult" people online.
You go, totally-not-useless anon!
>>694771209
She has a nice ass! She exercises and shit... sometimes. Anyway, she's my waifu and I like her. The rest don't matter to me.
>>694771493
holy autism
>>694771348
Both.
>>694771493
Yeah well I'm not that much into muscles, that is except Dio's muscles.
>>694771493
>>694771599
Fuck off Chara
>>694771686
i don't know what the fuck you're talking about you cancer
>>694771284
beautiful solarbeam
>>694771059
What?
>>694771239
Then I would have to leave waifu behind ;-;
>>694771651
i'm going to require objective testimony as to why valkyr is a better waifu than saryn. the better gameplay i can live with
>>694771901
SASUKE
>>694770815
Yuuko.
>>694771651
She ain't as buff as Dio, she's just fit, she's a gymnast after all, not a bodybuilder
>>694772030
Shiro
>>694771404
Believe it or not, there are things lower than claiming in waifu threads
>>694771493
>she's my waifu and I like her. The rest don't matter to me.
That's the spirit
>>694772208
What ya up to?
>>694772238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIii4-neztg
>>694772414
mugi tier humor :/
We are now watching Kiss X Sis
and shits getting lewd
https://rabb.it/Shino83
>>694772000
Yeah, what is it?
>>694772238
>That's the spirit
Hell yeah! I like you, you smart, you loyal
>>694772352
Thank you Konata
>>694771886
congress!
>>694772000
Glorious trips of SASKEEEEEEEEH.
I'll try to get some too with this
>homuroll of screeching
>>694772530
u wot m8??? she SUCC best