New YLYL thread
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New YLYL thread
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Stories or where a girl has forced or tricked you into cumming inside her.
(or where you have forced or tricked a guy into cumming in you)
>>694747523
>>694747547
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>>694747568
>>694747570
>>694747570
>>694747582
Yummy
what a great thread, thanks guys
Op any more of the sprink and duct photos!?Sprinkler designer here, made my day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_LYuarslWo
>>694748115
How? Had to be more than one person... I can't..
I once had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
>>694748411
All I can think of is if there's going to be a floor above it and the sprinklers are protecting that void because I've seen under floor ductino, would explain why the sprinkler heads have been installed. If the intention was the heads are to be in a false ceiling you wouldn't install the last pipe drop with the sprinkler until it was in
>YLYF thread
> 8/10 are comments
>>694749868
Please stop posting comments
>>694750204
you stop pls
here
https://youtu.be/Z-a4zl9sjeI
>>694750332
Request: Anyone got the webm of the guy that runs out with a metal plate on his head and lightning strikes?
>>694749182
The picture could be upside down. Check the tarp in the door way. Flip it upside down and it makes sense
>>694751446
Expain the dirt at the bottom
>>694751446
Hopefully your trolling and not brain dead, look at the right hand side at the loose materials sat on the floor
>>694747150
the point?
>>694747150
wow, haven't seen that in a while
>>694752422
Looks like some installed the stuff on the floor and not the ceiling by mistake, I'm sure it's right tho. Sprinklers are to protect void below floor yet to be installed and the yellow spots on floor are indicators for leg posts for floor, which is why northing directly crosses the top of the yellow spots
>>694747516
fuck
>>694750640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6MByetAyaw
ye
https://youtu.be/w1_BnDDWIP4
https://youtu.be/0tsUX6YrL0I
>>694750640
>>694747670
It's the final countdown
>>694747593
>Be with girl
>Tells me she can't get pregnant
>Tells me why, look it up, seems legit
>Go bareback with her multiple times, I usually pull out but she always wraps her legs around me and pulls me in anytime I'm close, or she's on top and just doesn't stop
>Break up with her
>6 months later find out she's pregnant by her new boyfriend
>MFW she was a mantrap
>MFW I might be infertile
>>694752422
its a series of tubes, a reference to a very old meme regarding the definition of the internet.
>>694756298
No it's not
>>694752768
It's just this. It wasn't funny when it was first posted either. Unless you do that sort of thing for a living and find the idea of someone fucking it up that bad hilarious.
>>694750894
I dont get it
>>694756674
Then you're dumb as fuck
>>694747593
>Have gf of 2 years
>Get her the pill
>she stops taking it
>doesn't tell me
>gets pregnant
>Is excited for about 3 days
>tells her family
>tells her friends
>tells my PhD Supervisor
>Tells MY fucking mum via text
>Be absolutely raging this whole time
>About eight days later
Anon, I want an abortion
>Think internally FUCK YES
>Laugh with disdain when she has to tell all of her friends
>Be at abortion thing at hospital
>Just a pill as bitch was only 7 weeks or something insignificant like that
>Talk to the doctor
Get them to give her the implant, fucking injected in her arm right there.
>Dumped her six months later
>>694756298
Nigger, you dumb.
They built the shit that goes on the ceiling on the floor because some people are just fucking dumb.
>>694751179
Got you anon.
>>694756572
>12/25/15 the day gravity won
>>694756298
those are pipes you fucking retard
>>694752768
This is a brewery, those are not HVAC tubes, there is no joke here, the OP is an idiot
>>694756298
I see
>>694757394
the joke is that op posts a random image and all the autists on 4chan come out to argue over it
>>694757191
Now I'm raged
>>694757394
>there is no joke here
Welcome to YLYL, faggot.
>>694757874
legitimate kek
>>694749912
i'm yellow-orange colorblind. what does this say?
>>694747615
Decide motherfucker!
Lori or this peach!
>>694750778
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahaahahahah!
I dead now! That was so funny!
>>694756986
wow....
Contribootin
>>694758065
"reply to this or your mother will die tonight"
>>694756572
You son of bitch. This was supposed to be a YLYL thread, not a YRYL!
>>694758065
Thanks for joining us tonight Bill
>>694747516
dat shameless photoshop
>>694756572
I'm a pretty easy going guy, but if that happened to me I'd be inconsolably angry for days.
contribootin
Ayo hol up
>wipes Doritos off chest
So what you sayin
>posts banana
Is we in some kind of…
>Posts mother dying in sleep post
Some kind of a…
>posts desu
Y'know man we in some
>posts banana again
YLYL thread or somethin?
> well worth the read.
>>694747593
>be male
>have this friend in math classes all through high school
>we end up being friends after graduation.
>6', most of the girls were into him while we went to school together.
>I'd say he's a 7 and im a 6
>help him get some shrooms
>one night I come by to drop them off and hang out
>end up drinking a lot, he gets black out drunk.
>I can see his boner through the shorts he was wearing
>horny and bi curious me gets an idea
>bring friend to his pitch black bedroom and drop onto bed
>play with cock through shorts
>after a while of this, go to bathroom and do maintenance on downstairs
>take cock out of shorts and give hand job until pre cum
>have first anal with plenty of lube I knew he kept in his room
>few seconds of this and I get filled up
>still friends afterwards.
>>694747150
lost hard
>>694756899
>>694756618
damn, i've been playing too much r6 siege lately. i saw that picture and just assumed the photographer was hanging upside down for whatever reason.
>>694758791
Dammit man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_LYuarslWo
image and video are oc
>>694758977
Your Welcome
>>694757724
lost
>>694757724
Failed hard
>>694757724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E1jPEIS1Os
>>694756986
Ty anon
>>694747150
ok i lost
>sweet, sweet bumble
Did you hear that Auschwitz had to ask visitors to stop playing Pokémon go? They were tired of people pretending to be ash.
>>694758817
>Not 'clown meat'
>>694759786
or how about the real story of people catching Koffing's in the Holocaust museum?
>>694755785
a fucking inflatable diaper
>>694758759
>I stole this laptop
>>694759786
>you're a faggot
>pic very related
If this doesn't make you lose your shit...
>>694759833
why would someone just leave? that's a test of her mettle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6QCgLlx4YI
>>694758811
>>that time I raped a guy
>>694756986
did he died?
>>694747593
>be me, chill dude of 17 with a very successful father who started a business that grew from 1 closet location to located throughout North America
>my last name is synonymous with this success.
>only child. In line to inherit a a TON of money
>Every local girl wants to fuck. I dont even try
>Fucking girls becomes roulette. Should I cum inside or not? All say they want it
Inb4 give me stuff
I'm broke af now. Never been spoiled and work for my shit. Not going to be wealthy until after college graduation or paternal health crisis
>>694760008
I got this from Facebook's everlasting you laugh you lose
>>694760183
This is a poor trump joke isn't it?
>>694758976
Soon for what? Did you press the issue and investigate? You had an opportunity. Did you fucking take advantage of the situation? You could have stopped something, saved someone!
>>694760360
Fucking lost
>>694747593
>having sex
>reach the end
>says to cum inside
>i do.
>cool
>>694760336
alpha
>>694747150
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>>694756807
It's alright, I don't get it either. It's just not funny.
>>694759267
did not read lol
>>694755171
Lost
>>694756986
>>694760179
this didn't actually happen.
>>694756196
fucking lost
>>694761005
WOW DUDE YOURE SO FUNNY. ARE YOU AUTISTIC?
>>694759971
Fucking hell man, I didn't even read the story and lost to that shit
>>694758811
chekt
>>694747150
>>694748486
Faggot
>>694761128
>calls someone autistic in the most autistic way possible
>>694747150
Please explain
>>694761905
Newfag
>>694761005
Lost to this for some reason
>>694760012
tl;dr
>>694758791
>mfw i thought she said im as horny as a mechanic and i had no idea how that was relative
>>694758811
gay af
>>694761610
I lost it. lulz
>>694747150
someone held the blueprints upside down?
not sure if this is what actually happened so... not funny
>>694758919
I like the filename, only few will understand
>>694755171
Wolverine, because it can only be one Batman
>>694763624
You mean like, all of /b/?
>>694763506
>pls be real
>>694749868
fag
>>694763685
and his name is Ben Affleck
>>694763506
>pull the lever, kronk
what is this a reference to?
>>694763783
This!
>>694764226
Earlier post
>>694764226
>pull the lever, kronk
A quick google reveals it's the emperors new groove.... a childrens film!
>>694749182
Not op, but you are correct. If you note the cut pieces of unistrut to the right, this can't be the ceiling (or picture upside down).
And I doubt its a brewery, it does look more like a biopharm plant
>>694747593
>be me 18 years old
>dating this chick she was a 7/10 so not that bad
>watching a movie together and she ask if I will stay the night for the first time, yeah I'll stay
>going upstairs it's getting hotter
>first kissing them dryhumping
>I start fingering her
>hmm pussy is wet
>she reached out for my dick and starts jerking it
>feels good man
>we get undressed
>try fucking with condom but I don't feel shit she doesn't feel shit
>Oke without then she told me to pull out when it's time
>start banging dick is rock hard
>fuck the pussy is wet
>starting to get the feelling I'm about to cum tell her want to pull out
>she uses her legs to block me from getting out, Ooh anon continue she moans
>the fuck.jpg
>she starts to move with the beat I cum buckets
>she pulls me even closer and deeper inside of her as she moans
>feel the cum dripping out she thanks me for the sex
> never knew if she tried to get pregnant there
More story's?
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>>694764226
Some shitty old children flick
>>694760429
>Soon for what? Did you press the issue and investigate? You had an opportunity. Did you fucking take advantage of the situation? You could have stopped something, saved someone!
Hate to admit it, but lost to that shit.
>>694760360
got a smile, gonna keep going though
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE
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POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE TONIGHT
>>694750894
Its muh new gaming mouse
>>694747150
Holy shit haven't seen this in ages.
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>>694764933
>islamic truck of tolerance
>your mother will die hur dur
Nice meme
>>694764933
turns out he wasn't islamic, was a career criminal and acted alone
>>694758240
this fucking shitkid
>>694760179
No, I googled it
>>694759267
![4379000000000000[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3H6iiBZ.jpg "4379000000000000[1].jpg")
>>694761005
Fuck off, The Noid.
>>694749912
Kek i'm pretty colourblind and fail most of these tests. Sadly i can see this motherfucker.
>>694764458
What is that even supposed to mean? There wasn't a sentient anus driving the truck you stupid cunt
>>694763624
>new fag detected
>>694750894
Wow, you newfags don't know what's funny about this picture?
Let's just say that if you were over 25 and had a brain you'd get it.
>>694764649
Old? Are you actually 12?
>>694747150
Ceiling's on the floor faggots.
>>694764933
faggot
>>694747859
Explain to me why it is funny.
I want to know
>>694760336
Ken don't give a fuck
>>694750894
Hybvä Soyimi
>>694765814
It was in Nice, France. The truck was driving. In Nice. It was Nice Driving. Asshole.
>>694766632
Accurately speaking, that isnt how you make a sandwich, summerfag
>>694755171
2 bat men, there's a gap in between their mouths
>>694763624
Lies and more lies.
>>694766864
He's talking about the picture he is referring to, not the picture he posted. summer fag
>>694757867
me too
and a little bit horny
>>694765814
You sound mad.
>>694766632
Niggers are poor.
>>694765124
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(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)
>>694756572
Christmas Fucking Day
>>694767639
Only about people that don't know what literal means
>>694759267
>>694768609
>>694756986
what makes you idiots think he got hit by lightning ? something just got hit when he went out and its pretty much imfuckingpossible for lightning to hit something at lets say 2m height in a city , eveything catches them - street lights buildings etc
>>694758240
amazing. amazing. amazing.
>>694768609
Typical female
>why don't you abandon your identity so I can live the comfortable life I'm dreaming of but will ultimately abandon the second I become bored?
>>694765956
If you're over 25 and still browsing/b/ you may win at this joke but you certainly lose at life
>>694757724
I lost.
>>694756079
>yfw that might be your kid
>>694747568
i let this habben
>>694768828
that is disappointing...
>>694767931
What's funny? Are u pussy?
>>694747150
Never understood why people find this funny. Those yellow spots on the floor indicate pedestal locations for a raised access flooring system.
Used where finished concrete ceilings are on display.
>>694760117
fuck yes!!!!
>>694769332
this is cute
>off by one
>>694768669
I assume she's fat, but I can't help but like her anyway. Now if only faggots didn't block out names/pics
>>694768609
Those are some pretty nice plates
>>694747593
>be me
>be 22
>be in love
>have sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
>>694756035
I'm starting to get like that, actually. I stopped paying attention after X and Y. I feel new ones are starting to fly over my head.
>>694769257
Really?
Have a PhD, lecture at Cambridge, married with 4 kids, make over £100k,, drive a Jag, 2 sons at Uni, daughters in private education, trigger easily at newfags, coming here for 11 years.
And you anon?
>>694770188
Fuck off dickhead hahaha
>>694761005
Red Shirt Man!!!???
Vitamin C or fiber Force.....................?
>>694770188
And fucking doubles!! We have a natural born winner here, guys. Stand back and let him do his magic!
>>694770600
>>694770188
>>694749912
Whats that?
>>694770600
>And fucking doubles!! We have a natural born winner here, guys. Stand back and let him do his magic!
Thank you Anon, right back at you.
>>694747150
and the ugly people losers is ugly as shit and has to hurt the popular people and attrative loser people the ugl way cause the ugly people losers is ugly and smell like shit like beyonce and is everywhere so the ugly people losers look pathatic and is ugly and cant get girls or guys cause is ugly and smell like poop like beyonce so has to make the attrative loser people and the popular people look bad cause the ugly people losers is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks and try to be better then everybody but is ugly and smell like poop like beyonce like the ugly guys losers or the ugly people losers and the ugly people losers take anything and thats why the ugly people losers is ugly plus smell like shit like beyonce and lie to people so nobody reject or run away from the ugly people losers that try to be better then everybody and hurt the attrative loser people and the popular people the ugly way cause is smart and smell like shit like beyonce and is ugly and thats why the ugly people losers is ugly but going to cock block everything on this socitey and put on only porn with ugly people losers that smell like poop like beyonce and is ugly and the ugly people losers get angry cause they are ugly and smell like poop like dog poop or beyonce
>>694770558
Thank you Anon, right back at you.
>>694752422
I think the image is just flipped
>>694747150
Nothing funny about that pic.
>>694766852
actually an awesome response
>>694770188
That's it? 100k? Shit, I have a 2 year applied science degree, a First assist licence and I'm sitting for my P.A. I make 190k and I don't work that fucking hard.
>>694770188
shure you do.
>>694758791
make lasagna or any other italian dish
>>694766864
Yeah I have no words.
You really took time...ah just fuck it
>>694758759
Tldr
>>694769332
THERES A GUN IN MY BOOT
>>694770153
Sick fuck
>>694757724
lost
>>694761905
they built the infrastructure above the measurement of the intended floor so now they have to either build the floor in an autistic fashion above the floor windows or re-do the entire thing.
>>694770750
Childhood dream, that never came true.
So I had a much younger girl do this for me.
It's just not the same when you aren't under 10.
>>694766852
That still isn't literal retard. It's a joke.
>>694770886
Theres a scissor lift outside the window that suggests it isn't. Also loose materials on the floor and gravity.
>>694759786
reddit.com/r/jokesforkids
>>694764648
My ex used to do that, but she was on the Depo shot.... some women just love the feeling of being filled up, my friend.
>>694770750
where is that from?
>>694767639
I don't care what you're talking about.
Dude can dance.
>>694758581
what do you think when you see a watch like this on a man?
>>694758817
inb4 tastes funny
>>694759117
I CAN'T BELIEVE I LOST TO THIS
>>694749912
Oh what the fuck cunt
>>694764933
Religion of peace
>>694758581
>>694747859
I lost, hard.
>>694759117
shut fuck
>>694747593
>be 17
>get invited to party from my overweight brother (19)
>surprised he actually has friends
>show up because I don't go to parties much either
>house is in a pretty nice part of the city
>a few SUV'S are parked outside
>we go up to the door and knock
>roughly 30 to 35 year old man opens the door and ushers us in
>house is full of middle aged men
>few other guys around my age, maybe younger
>mfw we all got raped and all of our holes were filled with man muck
>>694772660
>man muck
>>694760211
What book is this?
>>694772506
Lost to this. Fuck.
>>694764648
>get undressed
>>try fucking with condom but I don't feel shit she doesn't feel shit
If she doesn't feel anything you've got a micropenis
>>694761610
oh man
>>694769728
what the hell are the fire sprinklers going to do on the floor?
>>694747593
Must be awesome living in your cuck tier country, girls can't do that here.
>>694772980
Jack Fish, by J. Milligan
>>694747150
Server rooms have sprinklers and ventilation like that, your point?
>>694759923
lmfao that made it even funnier
>>694769822
lost
