orders are in boys!
12 dubs
3 trips
1 quad
get to cooking you useless chumps!
dubs coming up boss!
Dubs get
>>694709699
keep them coming we got important people tonight!
trips just started cooking chef
gotta get those dubs out of the way before getting to the big meal
>>694709866
Ayo, thats two down!
Pew
Check 'em
>>694709519
Chef.
When making French toast should I use butter or is olive oil also acceptable?
Quad me 4chan, I fucking dare you.
Rolliosis
>>694710887
>>694711001
under cooked and over cooked you guys are worthless cows!
roll
>>694709519
Yummy in your tummy!
>>694709519
rolling cos i like the idea
>master chef Ramsey, sir
>>694711077
Keep the train going
>>694711077
at least someone is doing it right! keep em coming
walking to the pass now chef!
I'm gonna need another 5 minutes on that lamb
Entree is ready
Trying one more time
We're at like 5 so far
>>694709519
Sorry it took so long, here you go chef
>>694711244
>>694711300
guys, teach me how to make chef ramsey proud too
Walking with dubs, Chef
>>694711300
>>694711244
these dubs are good get those trips ready
>>694709519
Status report:
5 Dubs
0 Trips
0 Quads
How long on those trips?
Trips coming up, Chef
>>694709866
Check'd chef
Order up Chef!
>>694711575
Trips right here boss
Ohh papi
>>694711471
Everyone come here. Just fucking touch this. Touch it.
It's stone cold you fucking donkey!
Dubs to the plate
>>694711156
>>694711154
ONE DUB IS TOO RAW AND ONE IS TOO COOKED YOU DAFT DOUNUTS
>>694711624
NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE YOU USELESS TOSSER
Service!
4 posts on trips chef
>>694711605
GIVE ME A TIME
>>694709519
You want trips, you fucking tyrant? I got trips right here. Duskily seasoned with dese nuts.
One more try pls
>>694711732
You said four posts ten fucking posts ago!
Yes chef!
>>694709519
quads so rare dude
>>694709519
6 Dubs
No trips or quads in sight
>>694711775
Raw in the fucking middle, missing timestamp. Do me a favor yeah and FUCK off out of here.
>>694711808
I'm sorry chef I had to refire
I have your repeating digits, Chef
Going to need some help on these quads chef
Trips walking
>>694711877
Hey, everyone. Come here.
Fucking perfect dubs. Nice job.
>>694711095
Sorry chef! Rerolling those dubs
>>694709519
8 Dubs
0 Trips
0 Quads
>>694711895
i gotcha fam
>>694711705
Which table ordered these dubs chef?
>>694711938
Refined trips
Quads ready chef!
>>694711938
Those trips are still fucking bleeding. Get them back in the oven.
>>694711877
outstanding you did it
where are my trips? get your greasy neck beards in the kitchen now!
I think Larry has been working on those triples for about 10 minutes now and they are still singles, I mean like... The rest of us are here working our ass off and he can't even get those singles into doubles let alone triples, I know who my vote will be going to at the end of this service...
Use this carrot to your advantage
>>694712034
>well done
>WELL FUCKING DONE
>>694712001
Overcooked by one you stupid sandwich!
>>694709519
Here it is boss
Wat do, Chef?
>>694712110
>>694712079
I'm trying chef refiring now
this dubs are perfectly seasoned
Kiss my ass "CHEF"
Fu k that quad!
>>694712133
Absolutely stunning dubs.
Almost ready to move onto trips. Keep it up yeah?
Another dubs coming on the way chef
Trips just went in the oven.
Trips
dont worry chef, i got this
>>694712218
Trips walking
WHERE'S MY ORDER GORDON? YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I GET ANNOYED
Walking!
These are the best trips you ever laid your eyes upon, chef
>>694712234
Yeah did you marinate them in the sea, you useless backscratcher?
>>694712196
>>694712234
>>694712235
do i need to teach you how to make dubs?!? you fucking fools!
Dubs are hard
Here's my dubs now buy my game
Trips chef
>>694712408
We're trying chef! How about these?
trips
>>694712388
outstanding delivery
Still reading the recipe for trips.
I WANT OUT OF THIS KITCHEN
Today is my first day. Trying to start off with a good image.
Chef
if i put dubs into the microwave they should become trips right?
sorry chef
>>694712496
Like these?
I'M WAITING GORDON
Two minutes till trips, chef. Anon, you have my dubs? We need to get them out at the same time.
Another attempt for trips
>>694712555
holy shit god almighty
get me those trips you useless fucks!
I'm sending out the cup of noodles now chef!
>>694712555
here chef
Chef I just learned why no trips. I'm blind I can't read cookbook.
>>694712555
>>694712555
trips
>>694709519
Fuck off.
Here ya go
>>694712619
>>694712555
Get the shit out of your eyes chef
>>694712619
k time to get those trips out of the microwave
>>694712700
the spaghetti dubs
Shooting for the stars...let's see those Quads
>>694712555
Wow, I know who I want on my team next round. Sarah's trips look incredible
We need quads like this,
Trips chef
Alright chef we'll have those quads out on time
>>694712909
You mean like this?
>>694712800
These dubs are extra
>>694712619
WHERE IS MY ORDER
>>694709519
Here you go, Chef!
If trip I win
How do I cook trips? Like this?
>>694713333 is ours chef, i give you my word
Spaghetti triporoni chef
>>694712555
SERVICE FOR TRIPS PLEASE >>694712982
im preparing the 3333 quads dont worry chef
Report
12 dubs
1 trips
0 quads
more trips you donkeys!
dubs ready chef
Still waiting on 2 trips and 1 quad
>>694713114
Walking
Alright everyone, drop what you are working on we need to finish this quads before service ends or chef will have our heads on a seasoned platter
>>694713127
trying my best chef
>>694712988
>>694713055
chef, can't we just take these dubs and make them into a quad?
DUBBA DUB DUUBS
If quads... I'm the next winner of Hell's Kitchen.
trips are ready chef
>>694713180
Heard
if i get a bad report tonight you are all fired!
Is someone working on the polenta for the quads?
>>694713180
Right here boss
>>694712577
Nice repeating digits Beerus
>>694713127
INSOLENT FOOL, WHERE IS MY ORDER
>>694713114
done
Jus pulled quad out of microwave.
3333 walking chef
Quads ready chef!
>>694713127
I'm getting them chef
>>694713282
Firing now
My dubs are dying at the window because anon can't do quads, and chef's gonna blame me and anon even though we got slammed on dub station.
Yo
>>694713331
>>694713347
YOU FUCKING DONKEYS
I found this recipe online. Any good?
>>694709519
Status:
13 Dubs
1 Trip
0 Quads
NO MORE DUBS GUYS
Rolling for Quads
>>694712554
YOU'RE A FUCKING FAILURE! OUT OF THE KITCHEN!
>>694713331
Fucking undercooked by 3. Come the fuck on. Unbelievable you. Get out.
Get out!!!!
Not sure if these trips are done yet
Larry had one job on that polenta, and he couldn't even get it done. Unable to deliver on the trips either.
>>694713369
>>694713347
YOU USELESS FUCKING DOUGHNUTS YOU FORGOT TO TAKE THEM OUT OF THE OVEN
The trips are ready chef
>>694709519
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD!?
>>694713465
Are now.
I found some trips sir!
>>694713487
Sorry chef it was my fault I was working the quads station won't happen again chef
trips
>>694709519
15 Dubs
1 Trip
0 Quads
we need more time on the quads chef
>>694713487
Sorry chef I fired mine too early chef
>>694713610
Can I take some dubs home after service?
>>694713565
you got one more chance you donkey!
How long on the quads? I need to get these trips out
Ok chef i got some trips here
>>694713610
What the fuck are you even doing?
Look Gordon I don't have all day. Whis told me that the food on earth was unbelievable and i'm wondering if this is a complete lie. If I don't have it by the next 10 minutes, I'll blow up this planet
>>694713536
BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK HIM!
Dubz
>>694713622
NO WONDER IF YOU'RE GETTING ME DUBS INSTEAD, USELESS FUCK
Got those trips chef
>>694713663
Fuck! They're under done
>>694713731
YOU'RE A DISGRACE! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN!
>>694709699
>>694709866
>>694711077
>>694711244
>>694711300
>>694711722
>>694711811
>>694711877
>>694712133
>>694712388
>>694712577
>>694712700
All cooked to perfection. Keep it up. I want my quads and 2 remaining trips!
>>694712800 >>694712988 >>694713133 >>694713188 >>694713277 >>694713422 >>694713622 >>694713688
Hey you, yeah all eight of you. Come here.... Can you donkeys fucking count? I said 12 dubs, not 20! ALL OF YOU GET OUT!
>>694712555
Excellent trips, I want to see another two. We have important customers waiting for them.
ALL OF YOU! I want my two trips and quads pronto!
>>694713753
Back in the oven
>>694713685
im sorry we are having problems right now, we will get your order
LOOK AT ALL THESE SINGLES! LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAHTvuaZ8z8
This recipe may work.
>>694713788
I aint your bitch chef
>>694710987
You must use your semen
>>694713796
firing now
>>694713796
Walking 3 dubs chef
>>694713882
Time?
>>694711872
I'm sorry, Chef! I got cocky. give me one more try. I can at least pull off dubs. So why don't you put these in your mouth?
>>694713839
I WILL KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS OUT THE KITCHEN
>>694713882
FUCKING BURNT!
>>694713839
i want you out of my kitchen now!
>>694713808
Tick tock Gordon
TICK TOCK FOR ALL OF YOU
>>694713882
THEY'RE UNDERDONE, YOU WANKER
Aye Chef!
>>694713796
> I want my two trips and quads pronto!
YES CHEF, 2x trips and quads on the way!
> Germany
What
>>694713945
Trips right here chef
Firing trips, Chef!
>>694714006
OUT
>>694713948
Here lord beerus
My co-workers can't do shit
Just seasoning the trips. Chef
I've got those trips you asked for
>>694713882
There's no particular reason for which i'm replying, but i do it cos 3 other people did so... yeah...
>>694713956
YOU'RE FUCKING PATHETIC! YOU CAN'T EVEN COOK A BLOODY OMLET!
WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE
>>694713948
you heard the man, hurry the fuck up chumps!
It... give me five minutes, chef!
>>694714049
Neither can you, you fucking donkey! Now fuck off out of here
>>694713882
IMMA FIRE THAT SHIT UP YOUR FUCKING ASS
>>694714062
and finish with a touch of olive oil
k you fucking donkeys listen, lets all go for the quad
>>694714006
IT'S OVERCOOKED!
>>694714079
thanks, I appreciate it
Have a pinecone you wrinkled penis chef fuck
Kinda funny how I'm reading the chef posts in his voice....
Can I help you sir?
trips are ready
Oh, fucks sake..
All of you. ALL OF YOU!
Touch these dubs. Colder than a fucking corpse and you want to serve this to /b/? I wouldn't even give these dubs to /r9k/
Fucking useless, all of you.
Look at anon. He's given up. You you you you you and you fuck off upstairs.
>>694714198
IT'S FUCKING RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
Here you go chef
I've tried so hard, please, are these good enough?
>>694714198
2 early you fucking tard!
>>694714177
Hey you, yeah you. Don't you remember when I tossed eight donkeys out for giving me extra dubs?
Give me your jacket and fuck off!
>>694714198
did you fucking eat them by yourself, where are they?
Pupper is here to save the day!
>>694714198
IT'S STILL FUCKING COLD IN THE MIDDLE! PEOPLE COME HERE FOR HOT FOOD, IF THEY WANTED COLD FOOD THEY WOULD HAVE EATEN THEIR WIVES COOKING!
>>694714286
Who the hell let the dogs out?
>>694714177
we have enough dubs get on those trips now!
>>694714279
These good?
>>694713945
First try chef
I need some lamb sauce for quad
>>694714089
THATS NOT EVEN ON THE MENU, ANON! GET A GRIP!
>>694714255
Giving me more dubs? All the dubs on the ticket have already been served you fucking wanker. Fuck off outta here.
These digits are ready, chef
>>694714296
Your mother is cold in the middle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbHKL6RZ_vg
>>694714335
ayy undercooked again
>>694714286
FUCK OFF! UNLESS WE'RE GOING TO COOK HIM, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN!
>>694714250
If these trips are good enough, can I stay chef?
>>694714335
over cooked you twat!
>>694714255
WE'VE ALREADY GOT ENOUGH DUBS DO IT AGAIN
>>694714366
Yes chef
>>694714337
This late in the game, it's not good enough.
Where did i put these quads?
Trips coming up chef!
Been cooking these quads for 4444 minutes
>>694714366
b..but chef... you cooked some yourself
Please don't shout at me I'm doing my best sir
here are the quads chef, are they ok?
easy
>>694714443
>>694714445
FUCKING USELESS
where the hell are my trips you donkeys?!?!
>>694714443
>>694714445
YOU DAFT TWATS YOU MISSED THEM
>>694714408
Sorry chef refiring now. Eta:9 posts
>>694714443
>>694714445
GOOD JOB YOU FUCKING LEMONS
>>694714441
>>694714443
>>694714445
YOU DONKEY
>>694714443
>>694714445
I can't even
>>694714445
You stupid man this quads are raw, and no seasoning. Go kill yourself
>>694714430
We cant' fuck up the quads....
It's for the mayor's wife.
>>694714441
>>694714443
>>694714445
Oh my fucking god. Look at the state of this. Just fucking look. I've had it with all of you.
>>694714408
5 minute warning, Gordon. I'd say get your incompetent chefs to do it quick.
Voila!
>>694714443
Your best isn't good enough you fucking twat! How could you undercook these quads?!
>>694714469
Trying again chef!
Walking
>>694714444
I MIGHT AS WELL QUIT AND JOIN THIS THREAD YOU FUCKING DONKEYS
>>694714408
Boss. I don't know what's wrong with me. I'm off my game. Maybe you're right. Maybe I'll never amount to anything. I'm gonna take 5 to go do a couple bumps with Bourdain and we'll see if I can make a come back or if I should an hero.
I got those trips chef
>>694714443
>>694714445
YOU GOTTA BE FUCKIN KIDDING ME! HOW DID YOU TWO ASSHATS FUCK UP THIS BADDLY!?
here are trips, blin
is personal recipe from babushka
>>694709519
I'm the new guy chef, will try to get you the best
Cooking trips
Shit
Gordon is a faggot
Walking with two trips
>>694714566
Chef please I just got out of culinary school! I'll try again though!
>>694714621
then get the hell out of my place you scum
>>694714601
Hey you, yeah you, those can't even be considered close to trips. They're not even fucking close. Give me your jacket and FUCK OFF!
For you chef
ayyy boss how could i let you down
I don't think these will be trips
And a dash of euro
Kill me
Yes Chef trips! 2
>>694714723
Walking pie
Quads
>>694714759
YOU GOT 3 MINUTES TO GET MY ORDER READY.
>>694714777
Nice trips my good man
>>694714777
LOOK AT HIM
THAT'S HOW IT'S FUCKING DONE
>The customers are starting to get impatient and Jean-Phillip must apologize in the traditional French way. By surrendering and offering his asshole as compensation.
>>694714777
AT LAST
Hi chef
>>694714777
teach me senpai
Nice kitchen crew you got there.
Need help getting your orders out?
Are these trips good enough for you, chef?
>>694714777
Finally, we did it. Just one more trip. Good job anon
>>694714777
TRIPS
>>694714777
Thank me later chef, we have quads to cook
>>694714777
I'm proud of you for trying.
>>694714777
GET YOUR CONFIDENCE IN LINE, ANON! OR YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT AS A CHEF!
>>694714777
There's two trips. Where is our third one? HURRY UP!
Anons, what's the status on quads?
Quads pls
How long on trips?
>>694714770
by under cooking them you asshat!
heil ramsey, ich came here to get my 12 dubs, 3 trips and quad, where are they?
Thread is kill
No quads
Order failed
Now fuck off, you cunt chef
>>694714935
FIVE MINUTES SIR
>>694714921
Quads up now chef
Ok chef
Here are some Italian homemade trips chef
>>694714892
They take so fucking long to cook, yet burn so easy...
Trips eta 1 minute chef
May Gordon have mercy on my soul.
Trips in the microwave
Quads to go
Mister Gordon, where is food?
>>694714920
50 seconds on quads
Finally done with those trips
I'm ready chef
>>694714837
im very sorry sir order is in the oven now
>>694714996
Reroll
>>694715000
YOU SAVED US, PUTIN
>>694715000
It's right in front of you, yeah?
>>694714977
IT'S BURNT!
>>694715010
It's RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW in the middle.
>>694715048
Fuuuuuuuu
>>694715000
All trips ready for serving chef, still waiting on the quads to be done
How is it taking so long to sage
>>694715000
YOU BAFFOONS, OUR GUEST PUTIN HAD TO COOK HIMSELF SOME TRIPS. WHAT KIND OF SHITTY SERVICE IS THIS?
trips get
THE TENDIES ARE READY SIR!!!
>>694715031
YOUR ASSHOLE IS READY
GUYS ALL WE NEED IS QUADS
>>694715000
thank god some one knows what they are doing here!
Need help buddy?
>>694715090
Fuuuuu
>>694715098
3 minutes on quads chef
RIGHT HERE
I'm preparing some quads in the oven chef, will be ready in a few minutes
>>694715131
I've lost faith in this entire crew. The fuck are you doing with your lives?
ITS FUCKING RAW
300
STOP!
All of you, yeah all of you!
Get the fuck in here
COME ON, hurry up you fucking donkeys
ALL OF YOU have given up on me!
Where the fuck is my quads?
It's like you don't even care anymore!
Half of you continue to fucking bring me dubs and the other half can't do shit on the quad station!
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER OR YOU CAN ALL FUCK OFF OUTTA HERE
5555 quads coming right up chef
>>694715173
>>694715144
FUck that faggot right in his jabber jaw.
>>694715148
Quads are impossible
200
>694715555 IS FUCKING OURS, LETS DO THIS SHIT
>>694715000
>>694714777
>>694712555
Trips done chef, can I take these out now?
>>694715173
Fucking under. Put the quads back in the oven before chef flips
SHUT IT DOWN
how are my quads chef?
pushing that post number up
>>694715555
here is the recipe for quads, guys lets go
>>694715239
Coming right up sir I got Quads cooking
quad's are off the menu
>>694715277
yes serve them and get those fucking quads started already!
>>694715274
Youre an inspiration to this kitchen
Too easy
>>694715239
2 dubs are just like a quad they wont know the difference
>>694715267
Just not happening
>>694715304
Just add salt... and plate.
>>694715277
Oh my god, you have dubs in your hand. You don't even know the difference between trips and dubs. Do me a favor?
Fuck off, you.
TENDIES READY IN...
>>694715348
you tried
>>694715239
Quads chef
>>694715367
Keep rollin
Almost ready, chef
This is embas- embr- this is not good.
>>694715396
Dont' fuck up this time, Jose.
Order up
Quads in one minute heard
Fuck your quads
THREE...
One shot boys
If we miss these quads...
>>694714777
Checked
>>694715380
S-sir? I am but a waiter, the customers are getting impatient and I was just asking if I could take these trips out
>>694715410
did you even try you daft tard?!
>>694715443
One minute quads
where are the quads?!
UH YOUR OUT OF YOUR GAME BUDDY. CHECK THESE QUADS, BUDDY. JUST FOR YOU.
Quads ready chef
Walking with quads
quads ready chef
oh shit nigga
DONE
>>694715308
Thanks anon, before I show them to Ramsey, how do they look?
i got them
Fjfbdj
TWO...
i heard you guys was cookin trips
can i have one?
quads coming right up chef
WHERE IS IT GORDON?
The quads are close!
Everyone get ready!
>>694715555
Euyyy
I will just cook my own quads soon.
Quads done chef
>>694715555
We're all done chef
Quads up
>>694715555
YOU ARE A MIRACLE
>>694715555
Yay!
>>694715555
CHECKED!
"He's going to lose it if we dont get these quad's up"
>>694715555
THANK YOU RETARDED PHIL!
>>694715555
Witnessed
>>694715555
Saved
report
12 dubs
3 trips
0 quads
all we need to finish this night is quads hurry up donkeys
ONE...
Please work...
I win
ENOUGH!
That's it! ALL OF YOU, WE ARE PAST THE BUMP LIMIT
YOU BRING ME MY QUADS NOW OR FUCK OFF!
>>694715555
Finally we fucking completed service
>>694715555
Even though you can't speak any fucking English, I like you. You're welcome in my kitchen any time.
>>694715647
chef you are damn slow in the brain
>>694715555
>>694715555
Meme magic
Maybe try to pray for quads?
Epic fucking bread was made in this kitchen tonight anons
>>694715555
>>694715647
CHEF OPEN YOUR BLOODY EYES!
>>694715612
Lost
>>694715647
nvm good shit boiis we did it, have a good night
>>694715555
he may not have much in terms of grey matter, but he cooks the meanest quads around
>>694715647
>>694715555
U stupid?
Retard reporting in
And fuck you too chef
>>694715760
Outstanding, comrade
>>694715675
You've done a fine work there, Gordon. Your planet is spared. THIS IS DELICIOUS
