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evening /b/ what's everybody drinkin' tonite?

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evening /b/
what's everybody drinkin' tonite?
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and can we just get the music bumpin' right now?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50s6mMUTed0
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Ice cold can of hi-c ecto cooler because I'm an adult with many important things to do
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>>694682810
well, that's a mature choice! how'd you get a can of that noise, thought it was discontinued or something
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Ice cold coca cola
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>>694682495
coffee and five alive for tonight, I'll buy some beer for tomorrow night.Alexander Keith is nice IPA where I come form.
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>>694683068
SANTA!! oh man, and I've been such a good boy this year~
>>694683192
sounds good. Where is that you are from, friend?
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>>694682979
They brought it back as a promo for the movie
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>>694682495
Some Cola Soda and watching Glee...
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>>694683350
what movie?
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>>694683350
oh nooooo.. and I haven't been hearing very friendly things about it, is the movie alright? I want it to be.
>>694683430
perfectly permissable! I mean.. almost excessively so
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Cough meds n scotch. I only gotta survive one more day.
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>>694682495
You're back, man! For me tonight it's just some Arnold Palmer tea.
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>>81076943
Hey man I dont think you remember me but you gave me advice that flipped my life and because of you I was able to leave my shitty family that didn't allow me to enter a university and now im waiting for my applications to be accepted because i moved out from that shithole.

I really want to thank you, a random online stranger changed my life and I really appreciate it thanks brother.
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hm.. how about more music?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyuY0GWqVKE
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>>694683317
I'm from Canada eastern provinces
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>>694683863
yikes, uh.. putting things to bed, then?
>>694683907
a nice choice on a muggy texas nite like this
>>694683934
the world is your burrito, man. Savor it~
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>>694683627
Ha, I was watching The walnking Dead, and now Glee, dude where is my mind ...
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>>694682495
Bottom shelf vodka and San Pellegrino
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>>694684179
Bronchitis, i think. But its gettin better. I ddint want to crack open the scotch but it helps
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>>694684109
ooh, nice neck of the woods, I've only ever been to Alberta and that was for a day.. nice country, great beer, got to enjoy Molson Gold almost the whole time
>>694684307
I'unno.. over there, under that thing? Fuck the walking dead though, shit's boring
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Ah yes. 4chan's local Mr. Drink Man. I happen to be drinking Tahitian Treat. Pic related.
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>>694682495
holy fuck, you look like the kind of faggot that hits on fat black women with teeth that look like fucking oreos
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>>694684389
hey now, sounds bubbly, I'm down with that~
>>694684394
oh cool, there's hope for that.. but yeah, bronchitis is a bitch, here's to calmed nerves!
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>>694684479
MMmmm! hawaiian punch ain't got nothin' on that stuff, yum
>>694684578
sounds like an amazingly fabricated coping mechanism!
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>>694684430
Why ? Just Why ?
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>>694684912
mmm little ceasars
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>>694685123
I can get that it's a long, over-arcing story about the numb lifeless nature of existence when all is lost, or whatever, it's just not my flavor and I'ma spit it out!
>>694685280
right? just kept the shirt because it fits nicely

MORE MUSIC!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJQyGbv0oZ8
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>pic semi related.

Sadly 2 years younger than the age you are allowed to drink. So I'll make do with this.


And that shirt.

You work at little ceasars anon? If so, hook a man up with some discounts and shit /b/ro.
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>>694685437
Cool, What about Game Of Thrones ?
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>>694682495
NICKLE!!!!!!!
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>>694685573
nah, I'm at a hospital these days, used to a couple years back. The money made and spent on those things is nutzoid, but I still love 'em fresh
>>694685659
aw man, this is where I start sounding like a titanic dildo.. I wasn't a fan either, too much human action and not enough fantasy, but the violence is pretty fun! it's a good show, I just gotta carve out a time to see it all and catch up
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>>694682751
Good choice, listening to johnny cash myself
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>>694685896
what it is, buddy?
>>694685940
very cool, the death metal of folk music
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>>694682495
Drinking water all day erryday
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>>694686243
what does that cup say?
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Who wants to choke on some black dicks with me! I love to get slapped with cock! Jizz in my shitty facial hair and retarded glasses.
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My dude! How we doing tonight? I'm drinking Heineken and jamming out to some zeppelin.
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>>694686564
I know it !!
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>>694686294
fishy business! gotta love that filtered, ice-cold goodness
>>694686549
Still Fuzzy after all these years.. kinda like me! it's for a place named thus, good tacos
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>>694685437
Get mad ya ugly neckbeard aspie.
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You again? Stop drinking man haha
Im watching movies with friends tonight
How you doing fedora man?
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We dont care OP
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>>694682495
Fuck off Stacey go kill yourself on your stinky couch you call a bed
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>>694686749
oh fuck yeah! this next one's for you, brother

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0YoKzsjE-0
>>694686821
Find a sphincter to tongue, you pudding pop!
>>694687001
admittedly, it could be better, but it's still fun~ ain't glad how Pokemon Go is consuming my friends though
>>694687011
get a load of mister grumpy-gills over here!
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When nigger I mean nickle walks into a party.
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>>694687277
You read my mind bro! That's in the queue right after stairway!
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>>694687405
that's entirely possible! I ain't what the world considers easy on the eyes and I dress like shit.
>>694687488
if you're in the mood for good period tunes, might I recommend THIS show~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmoFfjTg8xU
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You ever had lean my man?
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>>694682495
How come you never see a chick in any of Nickle's threads? Oh wait nevermind.
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>>694687794
Nice jam bro! Also watching some of your video!
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>>694682495

You should not be here, mortal. Your blood is forfeit, your flesh is mine!
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I'll be sinking a few Carlton Draughts (australian) and Jack and Cokes tonight.
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>>694687926
I see it at gas stations, looks weird.. some kinda 'relaxation syrup' or something, yeah?
>>694688032
so what exactly is your point, mm? you could be a chick, for all anyone knows
>>694688148
I love that show, very entertaining and kickass soundtrack
>>694688207
Fuck off, you animate thistle!
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>>694682495
What's the secret to wake up not feeling like shit after drinking? Also not puking. It fucking sucks.
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>>694682495
You look like a fat les claypool

Seem like a chill dude though, so best of luck to you.
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>>694688559
Stop being 16
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>>694688541
Enjoyed your video brother! Gotta head to bed. Work in 3 hours. Great chat. Till next time!
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>>694682495

St. Bernardinus
Highest alc/vol beer I could fight tonight in 75 cL bottle
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>>694688032
Because his name is Nickle and.. Well, just look at him. He's a god damn mess.
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>>694688541
If I were a chick what would you do to me big boy
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>>694688770

listening to manu chao
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>>694688694
I'm 20
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>>694682495
BASED NICKELBRO
Also, Pepsi because it was the only thing worth buying at my local pizza place. How goes it, good sir?
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>>694688359
oho, do you come from a land down under, if I might musically inquire?
>>694688559
cold water and peeing.
>>694688591
heh, thanks! wish more people would slap bass like that man
>>694688741
sleep tight, bro! thanks for stoppin' by
>>694688770
holy cats, I googled that noise, them monks knew how to beer it up. taste good?
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I love this dude so much, im drink water
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Crow.
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>>694688911
Close enough. There is no fucking secret, just deal with it without being a bitch about it and its much easier.
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>>694688988
Solid tips. How much water do I drink? I've heard you're supposed to drink water after each beer or something like that.
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>>694688794
Kek I wonder if he's ever seen a vagina outside of henati?
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>>694688794
Man Indian girls are ugly
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>>694688874
whuzzat?
>>694688919
that's gotta be a pizza hut, those fuckers never carry Sprite..
>>694689025
nice!
>>694689140
oh! uh.. after you piss it up
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>>694682495
im gonna miss when you stop posting. Your like the only OP i actually enjoy. Unlike that Brandon faggot
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>>694688988

right on
I'm in Colorado tho
but nostalgic from home in France
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>>694682495
Nothing sadly cause I'm 19 And moved back to the states
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>>694687794
Why don't you take off the stupid hat and glasses and groom yourself you may be able to pass as semi human.
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>>694689516
Cool. Thanks for the tips man.
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>>694689447
So is nickle both are hard to look at.


Probably smell the same too.
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>>694682495
I wish you were in that crowd in France.
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>>694689522
don't worry friend, I plan on living forever~ plus, who knows, might see more of me someday
>>694689550
Oh heck, that's a hell of a distance. Where in France did you live before?
>>694689557
fair enough, I wish they'd bump it down to 18, it'd solve a lot of problems
>>694689587
bro, I'm up late on a bullshit BBS board with a bunch of social monsters, getting my hat shattered on malt licka and conversing with strangers, I'm gonna look GREAT while doing that? c'mon.
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>>694682495
I may not be drinking but I appreciate seeing your threads here every night! This is the stuff /b/ needs, not more of that pedo loli cancer.
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>>694689730
Damn son.
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>>694688911
I used to puke in earlier years but now tend to out drink everybody and don't get a hangover. I don't think that's necessarily a good thing but I can live with it.
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>>694689702
heh, anytime.
>>694689730
I smell like an Irish Spring, cock-sock! and this beard, the hairs of a majestic badger fresh from a salon~
>>694690012
I do what I can, plus I gotta be arousing somebody out there!
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Do you play Pokémon Go?
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>>694689995

Paris

Going back home soon though so I'm ok
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>>694689516
Nah, just a local shop. Everything else was either just put into the fridge or in cans. Pizza was decent though.
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>>694690525
Are the servers actually down or is it just me?
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All of your songs suck.

Try this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDWgsQhbaqU

Or this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4ooH8frBWg
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>>694690545

Switch to whichever Tequila was in my freezer after I ran out of beer
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>>694690701

switched
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>>694690423
You smell like dog farts,cheetos and failure. Your shit beard looks makes you look like an ISIS goat fucker
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>>694690737

yeah
fucking autocorrect
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>>694690825
As opposed to your patchy neckbeard. Nice one m8
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>>694690525
I do not, it's great these people are getting out and breathing fresh air, but when I have to deal with the shop-talking about it around the apartment, it's just.. so depressing. none of this shit is real and my friend has spent like, 80 bucks on it. Sorry, I know I'm not being nice, but goddammit
>>694690545
a lovely town, I hear~ good luck to ya, mon copain
>>694690567
Mm, pizza. what'd you get on that mother?
>>694690650
SUCK MY LOBSTER, BITCH!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofkzvM7Skxg

ROCK WITH ME, NOW
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>>694691066
My neckbeard goes to my chest. I'm Amish. Nickle looks like he shaves in the dark with a rock.
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>>694691077
Why are you listening to old man music for?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfEJ59oq-XE
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>>694691077
You should play Pokémon Go find a job ya broke ass nigger.
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>>694691077
Nothing special, just pepperoni, sausage and jalapenos. My stomach is full of regret, but in a good way.
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>>694690545
This is what taliban leader nickle did to you frenchie frogs today.
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>>694691475
because I is fond of it! reminds me of when songs sounded different. I like catchy music, doesn't matter when.
here!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEPTlhBmwRg
>>694691415
I could use a trim, it ain't a lie~
>>694691558
I like my job! sheesh..
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>>694691829

hence drinking
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Woodchuck cider, private reserve. So hard cider aged in bourbon barrels
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>>694691415
Speaking of rocks, Shouldn't you be getting in that flinstones ass horse and buggy of yours and go back to the farm before one of your 35 brothers finds out you took it into town so you could use the scary interwebs? I'm sure they need help churning more butter or something.
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>>694691829
you make me sad.
>>694692081
oho, the good stuff, best cider I can get without throwing down a 20
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New Belgium Fat Tire collaboration. Good to see you alive and well
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>>694692181
I finished churning the butter with your mom this morning.
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>>694692334
You make me wish they never invented Web cams.
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How's it going, brother? I'm taking a break from drinking tonight.
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>>694692656
another fine beer! they've got a lot of tasty brews, but I always come back to that one.. I'm glad to be alive and well too, how's you doin?

AGAIN WITH THE MODERN MUSIC!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq7Eki5EZ8o
I would pay 11,000 bucks for a suit like that~
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>>694693133
God your music fucking sucks.
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>>694692954
you make me wish they never invented fingers!
>>694693095
fine enough, organizing podcasts for work, wishing I had a pizza.. you?
>>694693372
that's cuz I'm tacky~
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>>694692756
Jokes on you kid my mom's dead. Has been for 15 years
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Beer with sprite. Because I felt like being adventurous
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>>694693133
It's one of those beers where I won't say no to it on most occasions. I'm okay, just a weird day. What about you fam?
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>>694693449
Chilling out and watching some Parks n Rec. What kind of podcasts are you into?
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>>694693571
Did she kill herself because she gave birth to you?
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>>694693449
You got fucked up fingers is it a birth defect?
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>>694693836
you are crafting a masterwork belch for later, my friend. and that pic is great!
>>694693851
no big whoop. I'm uh.. kinda wondering if my friends are okay, two of 'em went to a park an hour ago for a Pokemon Go thing, phone isn't responding
>>694693959
Lesee.. Master Bastards, Nightvale, Alice Isn't Dead, Hello from the Magic Tavern, Rocha's Ramble, Bertcast, Within the Wires, Lore, occasional episodes of Good Times with Steve Simone and The Church of What's Happening.
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>>694694357
Nice. I listen to a ton of Star Talk Radio.
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>>694682495
You really are the last straw of humanity in /b/.
Anyways, I'm drinking a Mojito.
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I'm sad because the girl I'm talking to only read my message and hasn't replied since
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>>694695047
>bothering with 3D girls
your fault
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this
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>>694695212
What do you mean it's my fault? I'm not bothering with drawings or virtual women.
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>>694694357
I'm sure they're okay, maybe too focused on the game. Just a long work day plus getting lost in my own thoughts is my gig right now
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>>694694651
what do they do?
sorry, my friend came back, bending my ear about his pokemon go match

MUSIC!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeqtAB1WgEw
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Suck my dick nick
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>>694695377
you fucked with 3D girls and now you are a sad NEET
stay away from those things and you might be able to get your life back together
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>>694695414
Lol you don't have friends quit lying
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>>694682495
Op I like your thread, haters gonna hate
Also drinking Stiegl Radler
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>>694682495

Those outside a certain area of the midwest (U.S.A.) probably won't know about this, but it's just lemonade.
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>>694682495
i usually go to the bar and let the women buy me drinks....
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>>694695720
>you have been visited by a butthurt faggot posting from mommy's basement
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>>694695414
It's hosted by Neil DeGrasse Tyson. They discuss all things science from bio-fuel and other green energy sources to black holes and neutron stars. It is a very interesting podcast.
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Really? This is the kind of cunt I'm interacting with here?
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>>694695912
muzzie detected
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>>694696064
triggered faggot confirmed
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>>694682495
Tits or gtfo
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>>694695414
drinking some red apple ale because i cant handle real shitty beer
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>>694695864
Shirley Temples?
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>>694696154
i dont speak arabic
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>>694696344
>each post more 8th grade than last
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>>694695864
OP can't function in a bar. That would mean he would have to leave his mom's basement and talk to people that would find him to be a repulsive.
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>>694695650
he told me not to take a picture, or I would
>>694695655
what's that one, sounds like a belgian prize fighter
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>>694696420
>not an argument
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>>694696569
7th grade detected
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Orange juice!
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>>694696457
If your friend existed I wouldn't blame him not wanted to be picturd with you. I would never want the world to know I keep this fat fuck in my house.
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>>694695972
oh I heard of that. He's a funny guy too, despite having a starry brain
>>694696252
Private stock, mister!
>>694696261
fair enough, but those fuckers are tasty!
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>>694696663
>not an argument
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>>694696333
nah it was some blueberry beer but this chick kept pouring soju into it the last time
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>>694696806
>durr
>durr hurr durr

go to bed retard
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>>694696862
Show your micro penis!
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>>694696872
How's summer?
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>>694696915
Gross
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>>694696872
>damage control

your a fag
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>>694696862
your god damn right, how is the face of /b/ doing tonight?
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>>694696915
>blueberry beer
the fuck

are you sure it's OK to have chicks buying you drinks?
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sorry for the delay, roommate was regaling me with his journey.. now, MORE MUSIC!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8_IJ7XXNDw
TECHNO TIME
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>>694696998
>not an argument

>>694697045
im not a fag
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>>694697111
if your at a bar and a hot girl sits next to you and buys you drinks you fucking roll with it
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>>694694352

I love your lips
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>>694696442
makes sense and i think you have to be somewhere on the 1-10 scale to get drinks bought for ya
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You look like this nigga from MIB 3.
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>>694682495
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>>694697044
it was actually pretty fucking good
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>>694697328
Yeah it doesn't always work like that
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>>694697053
doing fine, suddenly wishing for a cherry coke and making space on the phone..

ooh, time-stamp needs to happen!
>>694697548
aww! nice one, buddy
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>>694697577
why do you think i rolled with it haha
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>>694696862

He is rather funny. I love it.

Anyway, I'm gonna bounce. Take care, man.
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>>694682495
We are not your friends.
This is not a community.

If you want friendship and community, go to Tumblr.
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>>694697645
Who you calling buddy, friend?
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>>694697726
im his friend
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>>694697645
time stamp for what?
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>>694697895
who you calling friend, chum?
>>694697996
purpose.
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hm, nite's kinda warm.. might have to close up shop early
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>>694697185
Your roomates was telling you to clean your jizz sock off the floor and your late with rent again
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>>694682495
Was drinkin russian standard premium, any idea why my stomach says fuck you after 4-5 shots, i can drink like 10+ shots throughout the night, i think its because i was taking the shots too quickly.
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>>694698715
no dont go
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>>694697726
Lay off this is the only interaction with people this dumb fat bastard will ever have. Not like he's ever gonna have a girlfriend or life beyond the internet.
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>>694698715
Good get to killing yourself in the bathroom.
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>>694698975
might need to spread it out thru some mixer? like a delicious Tahitian Treat?
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>>694699114
thats not very nice
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>>694698992
pffh, sure thing, but uh.. what the heck series is that?
>>694698996
fuck the both of youse, I do what I want.
>>694699114
I'd rather kill myself in a hospital to save everyone time.
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>>694699143
Ill try that out thanks bro
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>>694699217
It's not supposed to be I'm telling nickle to drown himself in the bathtub and save humanity from his shitty life choices
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>>694699417
sure thing, now for a change, music! also
EVERYONE FINISH YOUR DRINKS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N8c1t1QTDI
I know Nam-San tower~
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>>694699381
The hospital doesnt have a crane big enough to haul your bloated corpse to the trash can
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>>694682495
Are you a celebrity?
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>>694699819
I'm a world famous dick licker
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>>694699381
its kindred from league of legends
i lost all of my furry porn. this is all i have right now

>>694699548
hes a human being who has feelings. please dont bullying him
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>>694699765
RUBBER GLUE STICKS TO YOUR MOM BECAUSE SHE'S SO FAT
>>694699819
Nope, just a man.
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>>694700099
Your fat does rubber glue stick to you as well?
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>>694700080
He's too stupid to have feelings
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>>694682495
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>>694700316
I love black cock!!
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>>694700534
im sure thats not true you are just making things up
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there's a lot of hate hoverin', that's always fun.

>>694700080
good to know, thought that was some indie game I missed out on or something
plus, not gonna lie, some hot pics in there
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>>694682495
fireball old fag. I haven't seen you in ages man
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>>694700735
No really he's like a dumb nigger. Instead of improving his station in life he drinks and posts on /b/ and wonders why he sleeps on a couch in an apartment living room.
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>>694682495
greetings from another hemisphere where winter has kicked in but that's no excuse for not drinking cold beer
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>>694700999
killer trips! glad to see ya again, if you enjoyed yourself, anyways~
>>694701140
how interesting! whereabouts are you, friend?
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>>694700816
Wipe your tears with your chubby hands stacey.
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>>694700816
im glad you like my images (´・ω・`)

>>694701040
please be nicer you might hurt peoples feelings when you write rude things like this
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>>694682495
It's not night, it's morning and I'm having coffee.
Different glasses?
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>>694701296
you can be my wingman anytime!
like, bring me wings, fuckface
>>694701485
pretty tasty now and then!
>>694701530
true, I used to have smaller ones.. you from back in the day?
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>>694682495
I can't drink, I'm ten.
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>>694701911
How many wings can you stuff in your jowels? I bet you wanna eat huh? Thats what fatties want to do all day right?
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Cum like tons of cum
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>>694702455
stop
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>>694701911
Yeah smaller ones, I found them to be perfect for your expressions.
The current pair do the job too, nicer tint.
I joined after ID's we're removed, but before Fuck FBI fridays, if that's back in the day, you be the judge.
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>>694701485
This retard likes any attention he can get. It's not like his parents paid any attention to this idiot.
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Captains and coke
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>>694682495
cant drink anything today , too depressed , going to the store too scary
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>>694702651
Look at that butthole I bet Nickle's couch smells just like it.
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>>694702455
I thought I drank too much!
>>694702689
I don't judge, I prefer to party! but yeah, I remember those little evil ben franklin shades, gotta hunt down a new pair, cuz I like 'em better!
>>694702800
Captain who? Morgan? Crunch? Kangaroo?
>>694702849
oh come now, the world outside ain't that bad.. and even if it is, they got delivery services for that shit, yo!
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>>694702729
he is a great guy i dont know where you are getting that from but its not right

>>694702985
i would imagine she keeps a very clean butthole but i dont think it would smell like a couch
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>>694701279
down under, where beer does flow and men chunder
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>>694682495
How drunk would you have to be to get gangbanged by black guys? I'm doing it tomorrow night and I won't be drunk.
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coke zero
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You look like fucking Rusev
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>>694703201
You know he's a child molester.
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>>694703023
would you say its a good nite to /b/ on /b/ or have you had better threads, cuz im not gonna lie the people in this thread are gettin pretty autistic. but then again isnt that why we all come to 4chan
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>>694703269
oho! is that thunder within a decent range of hearing I mean.. can you hear, do you hear it?
>>694703466
you seem to have some specific needs.
>>694703484
healthy!
>>694703549
ohh man, if only..
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>>694703466
I would do anytime I love black cocks
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>>694703647
i dont believe that
you would need to back up a claim like that with evidence
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>>694682495
Once again jack and coke! Minus the jack this time however. Busy day tomorrow! Cheers m8!
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>>694703762
Is your head super huge or do you have donald trump hands?
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>>694703749
I had a positively GREAT one the other nite, ended on a huge up-note and had a good crowd. Frankly, this is why I choose /b/, there's no "way it's supposed to go", it's pure chance.. and sometimes, that can be real fun~
>>694703991
Sleep deep, 'ere you depart!
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>>694686669
This is a good thread fuck off.
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>>694703983
Ask him about the time he got busted in the wal mart bathroom with a little boy. Thank god the cops got there in time.
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>>694704125
>I had a positively GREAT one the other nite, ended on a huge up-note and had a good crowd. Frankly, this is why I choose /b/, there's no "way it's supposed to go", it's pure chance.. and sometimes, that can be real fun~

i feel like thats 4chan in-general
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>>694704270
i think you are just trying to bully him. that doesnt sound correct
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>>694704534
It's true google it. Nickle loves the kiddies that's why he's always home he's on house arrest.
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>>694703762
you better run, you better take cover.
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>bagman
drinking a bit of apple cider here mate
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>>694682495
My dood. I hope all is well. I've replied to many of your threads through out the years. Jameson and skunk as always. Here's a pic of a jacked kangaroo. toodles
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>>694704399
hang on, gonna need some background music here~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoUTMPglkW4
such is true of life in all its walks, we are a chaos that leans towards the positive, but there's always the necessary opposites.. bad, mean, horrible, evil, wrong.. but again, we're nothing without the other and bad things happen easier, but when a good thing occurs now and then, maybe that's the real mystery.
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>>694704534
Here is a pic of Nickle's ride
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>>694682751
You bowl in here with your shitty hat with your shite music and pull those crappy glasses out of your ass
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>>694704665
i googled it and google said he is an innocent man

>>694705023
a car is a car i guess
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>>694704862
>such is true of life in all its walks, we are a chaos that leans towards the positive, but there's always the necessary opposites.. bad, mean, horrible, evil, wrong.. but again, we're nothing without the other and bad things happen easier, but when a good thing occurs now and then, maybe that's the real mystery.

go home nickle ur drunk
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>>694682495
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>>694703466
gay style?
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>>694705226
I bet if takes off the hat he's balding.
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you gotta admit though muh nickle nigga, your thread attracts at least one humorous hater so it's all good yeah?
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>>694705373
Google says he's a fur fag just like you!
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>>694705479
..well I'm here! and I am. So I'ma keep drinking!
>>694705600
of course I'm balding, you corn-cob! whose answer page did YOU raid, eh?
>>694705756
I love it~
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>>694705756
forgot to add the others are just jerkoffs and fails
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>>694705226
many intelligent people have wore glasses like those

>>694705775
where does it say that i dont see it
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>>694705896
Then show your greasy bald head then. Quit hiding it under your stink fedora!
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sweet tears from excessive shitposting
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Valencia orange flavored vodka
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>>694706538
get it right or you pay the price!
>>694706624
delicious motherfuckin' TEARS~
>>694706898
a decent buzz, then?
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>>694707125
Take off the fedora and glasses I need shit for cringe threads not saying your regular look is completely cringy
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>>694707519
you judge much and see little.
It's disgusting.
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Does anyone no how I can find high cp Pokemon? I am new to the game?
Before you say wrong thread I say fuck this dumb nigger op and take it over. Any advice?
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they say opposites attract so hence some negativity lol this place
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>>694707717
No one gives a shit what you think. Take off the stink hat and show the world your shitty haircut.
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>>694682495
I actually went and had a magarita with some people I met playing pokemon go. I've never had a margaritas.

I only had one, but it was pretty darn good. I feel like a salty piece of drift wood on the beach now though :(
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Malibu with pineapple
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>>694707717
And gross you have brit bong teeth
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>>694707760
Fuck this dumb nigger op and your a dumb nigger playing a kids game.
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>>694707760
what team are you
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>>694708061
Get used to disappointment.
>>694708074
it's a pretty social drink! glad you had it among pals~ you alright?
>>694708136
SWEET AND DELICIOUS!!
>>694708151
and?
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>>694708319
Valor
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>>694708390
And quit smiling your scaring the kids and pets with your just chewed on rocks grill
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Feeling sad tonight. I'd actually commit suicide except I have obligations to my family and my dog.

Life is suffering. It hasn't improved for 5 years. I've been at a stalemate. I've steadly lost friends, I have no girlfriend and I live in a hick town with my family because I have to take care of them.

I actually wonder if death would be a happy release from this existance. Maybe it's like buddism and you continue life.
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>>694708390
Take off the hat and I'll send you 5 dollars so you can buy some soap
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>>694708593
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>>694708740
Could be worse you could be op
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>>694708740
Wouldn't it be more fun to find out? I mean, you can do what you like and alll, but that's a one-and-done thing, why not give it the long-term observation?
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I'm afraid that's it for tonite.
'til next time~
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>>694709367
bye
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>>694708986
I plan on trying life for a while longer. Currently between feeling constantly lonely, in pain, sad and working to support my father and mother in a city full of mormons feels like hell.

However I'm trying to do nice things like saying thank you to the person who makes my food at wendys (I don't know if they even appreciate it).
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