Waifu claiming thread.
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>>694674895
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
still here
>>694682258
>>694681913
@TheWretchedTwiggy on telegram
>>694682114
Good night best lewd
>>694682139
So many memes
Go to 1d4chan for a wiki on all the memes it and others like it have spawned
Not taking ANY chances.
CLAIMED
Claimed
>>694682273
I see I see
She does, yes
Rory-sama claimed
>>694682090
It's rather peaceful out here, but thanks for your concern. Are you playing 07 or the new runescape?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGEHMQqPq0A
>>694682406
>p
>>694682452
Ight
>>694682509
Cute
>>694682584
>Black
>Visable cheeks
Das it mang
>>694682673
Good to hear, 07 of course, Im okay with 3 but I just like 07 better
>>694682452
>>694680828
Haha sweet! And the other fran is the one into medical stuff right?
>>694680915
>>694682584
Thay close huh? Id be mad too if they decided to attack on independence day You guys got your own "independence" day?
>>694681018
Oh shit. Reminds me of warframe in a way
>
Great machine since it has stands so you can do squats, ohp, curls and so on
A shipmaster on a ship. I like the sound of that!
>>694681725
You tell me
https://youtu.be/Bz9wpzSYJTY
>>694681874
>>694682583
WEW LAD. Kek at least you're having a blast
>>694682688
https://youtu.be/fndCm6r3oKE
>>694678889 (Sachii)
Are you sure? Because you missed some quads.
>>694678580 (Mizore)
I mean, my laptop is naturally slow, and there's nothing much I can do about it.
>>694678866 (Shinoa QotT)
Mr. Brown, the workshop teacher. 8th grade year and had him for my second semester. I happened to be the student he ignored, and I couldn't do a whole lot in that class as a result. Never allowed to partake in group activites as a result either, so that means no building anything.
Sorry for the late reply, the power is finally back on. And about damn time, too. I can finally make some dinner for myself.
Not planning on claiming/joining (Too much of a shit taste to do so) but, on estimate. how many "Waifu Claiming Threads" have there been?
>>694682452
>Go to 1d4chan for a wiki on all the memes it and others like it have spawned
I will, thank you a lot again fam!,
now i have 11 mangas and 6 comics i need to read,
>>694682899
>>694683104
We dont care about taste friendo. And Id assume in the thousands by now.
>at least 6 months
>6-10 a day
>>694683158
Getting a bit lewd there froppy
>>694682972
Wonderful song.
>>694682937
Please don't ;-;
>>694682948
Yeah, we have Canada Day~
The day that the Constitution Act was enacted
Dio-sama...
>>694683348
what's with this froppy name
>>694682948
I am majoring in Biomedical Engineering
>>694682937
Sent
>>694683105
Enjoy
>>694682937
Yeah 07 is the way to go for me too. Haven't played in ages though.
>>694681874
It was just a social experiment. If anything it'd probably be a week or a few business days after hopefully.
>>694681883
Well that turned to shit real quick. Have a nice night man, sleep well.
>>694681913
Ah that's good, don't mention it.
>>694682091
Things should follow that path then. At least I expect them to.
>>694682948
>That Pharah ult
Hilarious. His one liners are soothing.
>Best idol claimed
>>694682948
This isnt the first time ive grinded something for vanity. In payday 2 im infamy 20...save me
>>694682613
>>694683642
I wish they do for ya!
And off I go, vidya time
>>694683642
This happens every time, i wait for you and decide to just get you next post and right after. RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dont prank me best. The lastest is the 20th and other stuff is arriving faster than expected, im hopeful
>mugen
>>694682339
Still Dre
>>694683445
Theres another Tsuyu poster who names some of his images Froppy.
>>694683381
I do love it when he tries to talk some real talk. But he does do some good nonsense as well.
https://youtu.be/ePAeWjOMvl4
>>694683779
Perfect
>>694683434
Dio
Is smite good?
>>694683445
Litteraly Tsu's super hero name
>>694683431
Oi you're no fun
>>694683454
How dissappointing, much like those assassins
>>694683585
Shitty part is starting from the beginning, sure its a huge nostalgia meltdown but still sucks
>>694683642
So anything new happen?
You guys are still here?
>>694683431
What day would thst be?
>>694683454
Oh so it was you! I was close
>>694683642
Isn't it? Bet he gets ALL THE girls just from them one liners
>>694683691
Yo..
>>694683928
You're welcome ^_^
>>694684001
It's kinda good
Ao Kuang is best girl.
>>694683082
yes very sure
>>694683928
He is one of the best to do it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9keYQzgg9c
>>694684049
You're still complaining?
>>694684095
First of July~
>>694684014
Eheh~
>>694684014
You said you would fuck it though
>>694684095
One of the other Frans works in a morgue
>>694684096
Compared to league?
>>694684211
I been here longer than you fgt who are you even no one knows you I am waifu incarnate I am ruler of this place I was born the same day 4chan was who do you think named this site after me that's who I AM 4CHAN
>>694684014
Yeah I probably wouldn't have played it so much if it wasn't for the nostalgia of slaying cows. Same thing with maplestory.
>>694684095
Shhhh, we dont talk about it smug. The shame is too real. I am not a wise person
>>694684397
I really don't feel like saying anything good about league but I don't know if I should say smite is better.
>>694683928
well rip to him.
>>694684001
never heard it.
>>694684688
>>694684346
So how are things?
>>694684397
Ehehheh I tricked you! Showed your arse to a straight guy! *evil laughter*
>>694684537
Most of us dont have the same time to grind out shit, I do unfortunatly but not enough autism to reach max
>>694684443
Whatever you say mister off by one.
>>694683870
Appreciated. Have fun mang.
>>694683905
It's like choosing a money card in Payday when a mask was right next to it. Just missed it :^)
Not a prank bro, social experiment. Get with the times. Oh then yeah that's exactly one business week, things should be good.
>>694684014
As of late, nah. Just counting days, doing the usual.
>>694684095
Now that's a true Mack right there. Get your tips from him.
>>694684793
That's right, asshole.
Whatever I say.
>>694684144
We getting into dad rock are we?
https://youtu.be/htgr3pvBr-I
>>694684688
I like dio's english voice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1cEjtUeUbw
>>694684887
You're not very good at this, are you?
>>694684688
Just wondering
>>694684789
And what are you going to do to the pic?
>>694684934
I don't like the way he says Jojo.
>>694684964
I'm as good as I want to be.
>>694684934
Jesus Christ that fits him so well.
>>694684443
>I was born the same day 4chan was
Millennials.
>>694684875
Something coming up?
>>694685020
In my secret collection of everyone
>Not really, already deleted so dont worry, I aint sharing it
>>694684144
>>694684897
woah we posting some kicking tunes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3adFWKE9JE
>>694685097
You must have some kind of inferiority complex.
Oh god I bet you're like esdeath
>>694684934
Sounds like ragna the bloodedge
>>694684897
I don't know much dad rock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFi2ZM_7FnM
>>694685136
>>694685179
I was just pretending to be retarded.
Anyway, time to disappear for another month or something idk.
>>694685393
It's not like anyone really cares about you being here.
>>694685242
Good ear, it is ragna the bloodedge.
>>694685143
My dad had this song timed perfectly so that the final drumbeat occurred when his tires hit his mothers driveway.
https://youtu.be/6QW_xi-5Gho
>>694685287
See above. Dad rock can be amazing.
>>694685506
He's cool.
>>694685140
That was my guess
Or masturbate furiously to it
>>694685393
Goodbye
>>694685583
I knew I heard my favorite blazblue
>>694685693
>Hairy
I cant wank to that
>>694685661
Your dad has good tastes god damn, i love that shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6CjO0H2j0s
>>694685817
>main character
>Favorite blazeblue
[spoiler]fag[/spoiler]
>>694684789
Endless braindead grinding is not for me either, even if I have a rather autistic nature
>>694685817
Guess I'll shave it later
Only the best
UMRfags GTFO
>>694684346
Three days before ours
>>694684397
Are you also the fran that was annoyed by the bicep workout thing I kept bugging you about? And he lives in Michigan right? Or was it Wisconsin?
>>694684629
It happens to all of us, my dude ;_;
>>694684875
You..
>maki get.. plox...
>>694684875
Oh thats not a problem best, i have almost every mask and my money is in the billions! Hahaa......ive wasted my life.
OH my bad, well dont experiment on me? ITS JUST ONE MORE PART I NEED IT AMAZON PLS I JUST WANNA LIVE
>>694686146
Your picture doesnt apply to me, get memed friend
If i like a game i spend way too much time doing pointless stuff or spending a lot of mons. Its an addiction, i probly need a patch or something
>>694685949
Buttmad kisiragifag detected
>>694686065
Thankfully we have netflix and stuff nowadays, it helps me get through the grind
>>694686092
Dont bother, I'm messing around
>>694685949
He raised me and my brothers on rock.
https://youtu.be/2dTnvhGHDGA
If I posted the song I was thinking of Id be accused of only getting the song from Guardians of the Galaxy
Is Spike here!?!?!
>>694686416
>not liking based neesan advertiser
I'm going to guess he's voiced by johnny young bosch.
>>694686146
Wisconsin, and also me
And those are hell!
The vast majority of Fran posts are me
>>694686416
So you like it hairy?
Perv
>>694684135
Damn it, I was so focused on making my dinner that I forgot where I put the scissors I needed to open a water bottle package.
wasup?
Anyone beat blood born?
shits pretty crazy.
>>694686426
Have something that isn't rock then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXVOYYsTU9g
>>694686527
>>694686543
Nope, it's Matthew Mercer, the same guy who voices McCree
>Tfw he went to A-kon last month
>Tfw he trolled people with ITS HIGH NOON
>>694686637
Gods no, I like my stuff smooth like a mofo
>>694686877
Nice pubes bruv.
>>694686416
I can do pretty much anything if I have good music on, but I'll feel bad later for being so unproductive..
>>694686912
>matt mercer
What the guy who's only thing going for him is impersonating troy baker?
Honestly didn't expect that.
>>694686912
So you want it shaved?
>>694686877
Ahh! It's very nice to see you again!!!!
YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FREEEAAAKS! IT BAFFLES ME YOU PEOPLE WOULD CLAIM CARTOON CHARACTERS AS YOUR WIVES! IS THAT HOW MUCH YOU FAIL TO APPEAL TO SOCIETY SO MUCH YOU MUST CLAIM A CARTOON CHARACTER? YOU DO KNOW THESE CARTOON CHARACTERS ARE JUST A SWEATY JAPANESE MAN'S IMAGINATION, RIGHT? IF THEY WERE SOMEHOW ALIVE, I'M SURE THEY'D FIND YOU CREATURES REPULSIVE. YOU PEOPLE ARE GROSS AND WEIRD.
>>694684443
>I was born the same day 4chan was
Underageb& fuck off
>>694685140
There are some community events going on, some small festival or some shit. Might volunteer to work for that and earn some money.
>>694686146
Hey man, just calling it how I see it :^)
>maki get..
Boi
>>694686365
No you haven't, you've made Bain proud. All those thermal drills you've gotten have not gone to waste. There you go, gotcha man. It's gonna happen, takes some time but it will happen. How about you freeze yourself until the time being?
>>694686971
You prefer them pubeless, right?
Pedo
>>694687203
Those eyes look a little... off. Get them checked?
>>694687309
>people might think x about me
And? It's normal apparently for women to have crushes on celebrities whom are even less reachable than a fictional character, why shouldn't I have a crush on a fictional character whom no harm can be done too because she isn't real?
>>694687105
If it makes you feel any better, nobody in the world is productive on a daily basis.
I dont think theres even such thing a "productive" everyone is just working their ass off to pay bills and live another day.
>>694687120
Yup
>>694687197
I aint gonna fuck yo ass anyways nigga, I got my own ass slave already
>>694687390
Ah sounds fun, good make the shekels goyim
>>694684897
Can i finally post my edgy tunes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84aIX8UPklI
>>694686667
Sure is. Now try the Old Hunters. Due warning, you will cry. Ludwig and the Orphan are total bastards.
>>694687407
Actually I do, I'm not that much into the amazionian forest to be honest. But how is it pedophilia, have you not heard of shaving? It's a pretty well known thing.
>>694687407
Yes sir I did! You're still as awesome as ever. What's been up?
Holy fuckin weebs get your own board
>>694686912
>>694687197
I heard about that. He played McCree and did McCree over headset.
>Fran, check it. Mercer GMd a Pathfinder with other voice actors. And a D+D 5e.
>>694686763
Im okay with not rock.
https://youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk
>>694687675
If you want. Remember that I can out-edge you.
https://youtu.be/Dy6MpsDPKts
>>694687913
Lmao fuckin gay everyone you know thinks youre a fag
I return!
>>694688075
Shipmaster pic
>
>>694687643
freak
>>694688014
What did you just say?
Honestly the song itself isn't nearly as edgy as "it's the end of all hope"
Nice try though, good song still, is that the old singer from nightwish?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHGgdPH3lhQ
How fuckinh sad it it to pretend to date csrtoon characters
>>694688014
>He played McCree
MOTHERFUCKER MADE ME WASTE MY DELFECT AND I GOT SHOT DOWN RIGHT AFTER
Cheeky fuck..
>>694687785
Still a pedo.
>>694687913
Fucking cookie clicker... fuck this pointless game that I can't close out.
>>694687976
This is our board.
>>694688069
Everyone's a fag, fag.
>>694687664
I do realize I'm always being exceedingly harsh with myself for everything but I can't help it
>>694688250
But Karen isn't the shipmaster!
>>694688284
About as sad as shitposting on 4chan.
>>694686365
Aw
Or self restraint!
>>694686637
Ah
And now you understand why buff guys keep their arms up like that~ glad you liked it!
Will keep that in mind, nerd :p
>>694686667
Yo
>blood born
>bloodbourne
Blood born sounds liek a freakish fetish
>>694687390
>small ree
Stop me though~
.
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>694688517
hey spike
>>694688283
One is. The other is in the band.
>hows that for edgy
https://youtu.be/pInrJ72eeUU
>>694688607
Edits m8. Mad edits.
QOTT: in elementary school, have you ever seen a girl's panty?
Yes. It was at during recess. I don't remember why but some chick I know decided to take her khaki pants off behind the bushes. It was like a .3 seconds but time felt slow. Was running around playing tag and saw I saw it happening. She had friends there. They were light pink
>>694687390
I guess thats something, i finally did a good. It does, but not for the better. Im usually a fairly patient person but ive waited so long for this. If i froze myself id wanna sleep till the future were even VR is outdated
>>694688632
Sleep tight lil smug
>>694688766
>my chemical romance
Not even going to listen to that trash.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fGbQynT1Gw
>>694688662
What's up, weirdo. Still awkward as fuck?
>>694688766
Fiiiine. I gotta wait till this guard leaves so I can set up my laptop though.
>>694688810
Yes, I'd rather not say how.
>>694689072
well i have a job now at kmart. have for like a month or so
>>694688601
It happens man, just try to learn not to be, try see some positive in life like the shit you love to do
>Lol idk wtf Im saying, but Im trying damnit
>>694688632
Good night shinoa!
>>694688810
Many times but the special one is the one I told you. Got so horny one day and nearly went all day without seeing pantsu, we were lined up after lunch and Im behind my bestie so I grapped her skirt, lifted up so hard and saw the goodies
Bonus: Got sent to the office but the teacher didnt leave a note on why Im sent there, office ask why Im there, I say I have a headache, had me get my stuff and chill at the nurse til my dad picked me up. Came home with mcnuggies and played smash bros for the rest of that day :)
>>694688069
Whatever you say.
>>694688517
Ah, up to you to your usual stuff.
Came to check up on how cancerous the thread is?
>>694689106
A cute
>definitely not mugen
megumin from konosuba know for a fact she claim but rolling for trips
>>694689106
>>694687913
Stop glorifying a peasant, I'm getting sick.
>>694688517
You never have anything else to say, that's pretty boring. It's like playing animal crossing and having way too much love for a character and you end up talking to it so much that you know every single thing it can say, although it is a lot more simpler when it comes to you.
>>694688810(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)
No.
>>694689288
Is it ok to be gay for dio? but only him i'm still a man of faith.
>>694689288
If you're getting sick take some medicine or something.
Good evening everyone. What's everyone up to?
I just watched Foxcatcher, really liked it alot.
>>694689570
>evening
it's fucking 12 am
>>694689570
Going to bed quite soon.
>>694689207
Just smile awkwardly at the cute women and ask for their number. It works, sometimes.. They might not answer, though.
I remember a few of my cringe.....
>>694689221
Don't need to check it to know its cancer. This is 4chan.
>>694689288
I don't have much to say to a pedo.
>>694689254
A not!
>Hi Mugen.
>>694689280
Hi Shiro.
>>694689570
Hiya Emi.
>>694689527
Well I am the greatest and Dio is the only person I'd turn gay for, I mean literally no other than him could make me want to have sex with a man. So of course its okay.
>>694689753
You could at least try to be entertaining when speaking to I, DIO.
No waifu, no laifu
>>694689832
What ya up to?
>>694688810
I did. Many seniors sat with their skirts up. Didnt go to our school but they were literally sluts.
>>694689051
Then have another.
https://youtu.be/5l337PIKMKo
>>694689220
I'm gonna leave now because I don't like bothering people with this. Thank you very much for trying to cheer me up
>>694688810
Nope.
>>694689288
Damn, how many (You)'s are you going to hand out today?
>>694689938
Norries brah I'm here for ya, I know whats it like to feel like shit
Take it easy and have a good one
>>694689932
>Killswitch engage
I remember them doing a really awful cover of one of dio's songs, absolutely disgusting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SvhLaHRvUs
>>694689692
for lack of a better phrase I guess
>>694689708
Early plans tomorrow?
>>694689832
Hi! What's up?
>>694690111
It's more of a lottery thing.
>>694689753
nah that would be awkward and they would probably tell some manager im harassing them or something
>>694689288
Thanks for the (you)s, dio! You're the best you know?
Night now lol
>i know it's shit edit but mobile let's me do so much
>>694690240
You have significantly good tastes in waifus and i congratulate you on the good tastes.
>>694690240
Heading off to the grocery store pretty early in the morning I guess. You got any plans tomorrow?
>>694687664
Yeah it might be a good time. Set things up, work as a helper, whatever. I need all the shekels I can get.
>>694688632
One day I'll be able to~
Have a nice night man.
>>694688810
At least once a week. Sitting in the back of the classroom had its perks.
>>694688948
Bain sure thinks so. True, the anxiety of it is pretty high. So close to something only to have it seem so far away. That's a good bit m8.
>>694689570
Listening to some music. Things are well.
>>694690223
I didnt know this existed. I have to re-evaluate my life. Here, have more edge.
https://youtu.be/1vfE0dtTkmk
>>694690450
You're being a bit hard on yourself, it's pretty decent.
>>694689753
Oh yeah.....
You came back for more cancer than.
A daily dose is healthy.
>>694690560
Dont forget to buy lootboxes with those shekels goyim
>>694690256
I can hear the slot machines already.
>Checking for another trips or higher get.
>>694690733
>didn't save the full image i provided
Hotaru.
>>694690584
i thought that was the song about jump on it or something but no it wasn't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2hhqWzIwU8
After the screamo shit though that's not bad.
>>694689832
Id say so
Time for another fun night at work huh?
>>694690560
Well bain just sits around every mission, of course he is happy. Im used to getting memed, its cool. I hate being teased, im not ready for this kind of pain. I might as well bypass all the trash tier stuff
>>694689871
Nope.
>>694690316
Ah, yeah, well.. getting n trouble for it is half the fun. Do it anyways. No one needs a kmart in their life.
>>694690689
Daily? Fuck no. I'll stick to cigs for that. Unless there's more weeks long drama going on about what this place should be, I'll keep myself scarce.
>>694690495
Lol, thank you very much!
>>694690503
I was going to head over to a college I was thinking of transferring to but had to reschedule so I'm all free up. Probably just going to play games and watch some movies.
>>694690560
Glad to hear it! What are you listening to?
>>694690939
when did i put that uchiha eye there
>>694691230
i have a ton of emi shit from early 2013
>be me
>playing some necropolis
>played trough 3 levels
>realized all the enemies are reskins of each other
>they just have more hp and deal more damage
I expected more from a game of 35$..
