ITT: We're all stranded on an island with nothing but 1
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ITT: We're all stranded on an island with nothing but 1 month's worth of food. Dubs gets a new item of their choosing. Trips doubles all of our supplies. Quads gets us off of the island
Dubs for a pound of salt
Dubs for tendies
>>694680042
Super rod
swiss army knife
Your sister to fuck repeatedly
A Wilson volleyball
jack lalanne power juicer
Dubs for another identical island next to ours
>>694680042
rolling for machete
We need some DANK MEMES.
Dubs for indomie
>>694680688
Nice now we can have juice.
Roll for a pack of bar-s hotdogs.
Satellite phone
A bear that eats all supplies and now there's nothing and we starve
Dubs for an Internet connection
>>694681177
>>694680688
All we have our electric items and yet we have no electricity.
>>694680042
>>694680821
A solar panel for the juicer. If quads I take us to another island with blackjack and hookers.
>>694680042
A bridge off this island
>>694680042
Rolling for suicide vest
>>694681177
rolling for a lifetime supply of grapes, beef, and potatoes
Hot pockets
Rolling to find the Swan station
Kill other anons for their supplies.
Use supplies to bait more anons.
A woman. If she's forced to stay with us, we might have a chance.
>>694681355
if dubs then we go to another island with mutant pidgeons with flaming shit
A slave
Pussy. Four hot women for every guy. If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die in some pussy.
>>694681355
A lot of Sluts for us all
Pokemon go
rolling for vodka, potatoes, and a pocket knife to peel potatoes. not even to eat them, I just want to peel them.
>>694680042
rolling for 4chan access
>>694681577
Thanks dude
M1 Abrams
>>694681593
And what, share our food with it? Anyways, if this is dubs, a hoe (Farming tool)
I want my phone with a solar powered charger
>>694681715
you're welcome (:
>>694680042
Hmm. Considering how many people are on /b/ right now. I'd team up with the few non fedora wearing guys on the Island. And kill of all the other males.
That should leave enough food supply for a few years and a few females.
>>694681577
If Dubs or more we get a bridge off that island
A windmill generater
>>694681501
Reroll
>>694680042
a boat
The love of my life
satellite phone
Quentin Tarrantino
A nigger
A giant rock.
>>694681859
To bad she'll never love you
>>694681736
1 item, so you get the tank
>>no fuel
>>no ammo
>>that thing is hot as hell inside when it's not running
You're an idiot.
a fingerbox
Rolling for OP's mom so we can have 5x the food we do now
Pokemon go please
rolling for some trail mix
>>694681355
I'm not walking that far you gigantic fag. Not to mention waves and weather? We'll be blown away into the sea. You might think you're clever, but I wouldn't test your skill with a deal or bet with a genie or Satan. You would easily be fooled.
>Dubs - Weed
>>694681757
that's 2 items. One or the other.
>>694681927
Rerolling for Quentin
aids
>>694681993
What would you play it on, numbnuts?
16,000 rabid bears
>>694682011
Thanks man SSH much
>>694681918
We have a winner!
>>694681802
I'm with this guy. I've been a structural steel worker for 5 years now, I can get us some decent shelter built just off of the structural knowledge, so we've got that going too
>>694681960
It'll even out, because she'll eat all of it.
Dubs- Matchbox and matches.
>>694680042
dubs for chicken nuggets
>>694680042
Dubs: I ate all the food. Fuck you bitches
>>694680042
Dubs for a row boat
>>694682011
Dubs for a bong with a lighter attachment
roll for a karambit
5 tons of different ropes and tarps
rolling for a shipment of keemstar clones
>>694680042
hehe exdee
fully charge battery for our phone
Need Sum Dank
Rolling for crab legs
Trap porn
>>694682199
Cool now we can play Pokemon go
>>694682133
check lets smoke
dubs- knife
Samsung s6 with pokemon go.
A noose
>>694682011
Ahahahahaha shit nigga, who's staying with the cool crowd?
dubs give me some bottles of rum
>>694680042
dubs for 1000 hits of lsd
Vape
>>694681855
weeee
anders breivik
>>694680042
Later queers
1 full truck of cigarettes!
a boat
Rollin' for alcohol and bitches.
And a boat, too.
>>694682132
As someone has had a deer, goose, and duck hunting license every year, for the past 20 years...I'm inviting you to my team.
>>694682199
sit back and burn while we call for help
dubs - lazy boy chair
So far we have:
Rope
Battery
Matchbox + Matches
Weed
A Row Boat
A bridge that leads directly into the ocean
A Satellite Phone
Anders Breivik
And a Power Juicer
Rescue is here boys check the quads.
>>694681450
fuck yo hot pockets
dubs for muthafuckin pizza rolls
>>694680042
> 1000 doses of D(ubs)MT
green text for assurance of dubs
>>694682377
>Mfw island is cleansed of liberals and becomes paradise
Fiftylevin sex slaves
Mcdonnalds
>>694680688
>>694681177
>>694681355
>>694681577
>>694681855
>>694682011
>>694682133
>>694682177
>>694682199
>>694682311
what we got so far... last one was a faggot not adding some shit to his dubs
>>694682377
its over
A gigantic marshmallow for us to worship. Nobody can eat it or I'll kill them.
>>694682561
Last one counts as Pokemon GO.
Rolling once more for Quentin Tarrantino
A number of Dragon Dildos equal to Grahams Number
>>694680042
I want a dragon dildo
>>694682561
No now we have pokémon go.
Dubs - robot hitler
We find thin, durable vines strong enough to not be cut through so easily, woven into a large cast net for fishing large quantities of fish.
>>694682666
Oh shit
>>694682561
A gun with one bullet
>>694682666
We have cloned Quentin Tarantino.
>>694682717
fug, rereoll
>>694682658
sat phones dont get pokemon go rtard
dubs- slave nigga
Fresh boipuccy yo
>>694682787
A bullet with one gun
Kfc
>>694682666
Satan gets the whole pot
>>694682133
Lol that's great and all, but I'm not gonna be the bitch stuck spinning twigs on tinder because you wasted a box of matches on smoking my weed.
Dubs give me a bear Gryll's Tool Survival Kit
Kim Kardashian
>>694682666
wtf is the point of dubing our shit OP
>>694682848
A one with bullet gun
Universal synthesizer
>>694683003
roll
>>694682736
2 poke stops and a poke gym
starship
1 container toilet paper
>>694683032
Two is one, one is none. That's survival 101.
Twin Tower plus planes
OR
9/11 2
MaryJane
A bottle with a genie that will grant me 3 wishes.
>>694683044
Awesome, now some power source and we're set for life
500 yard bolt of whatever material my fishing shirts are made of. We'll need changes of clothes, Anons.
Hillary Clinton
That way, Donald becomes the new president of the united states, and we're heroes for our sacrifice.
>>694682666
>Dope
Dubs - Distillery
>>694683032
OP here
what I meant by doubles all of our supplies is that everything that we have is doubled. Ex: if we have a fork, and someone rolls trips while asking for a dragon dildo, we have 2 forks and 2 dragon dildos.
SOS quads get
>>694683143
we have a phone and battery and at still stuck, wtf is the point with out quads.
zombies
Dubs for fully functional helicopter
2 sticks of butter
>>694682436
Turn bridge into Harbor. Use boat to fish.
I can then fish us the local sealife. Creating Spears using the mqchete/hybrid for early fiabing. Hopefully someone rolls for some nets to get more fish.
>10 years a fisherman
If dubs. A mqchete/knife hybrid
>>694683327
roll
>>694680042
a life supply of herion and crystal meth
>>694680042
tendies
1 Fleshlight
>>694683327
Reroll
Mowie wowie
>>694683377
noice
crack pipe
>>694682666
>Mfw if somebody rolls more trips, we can have four Quentin Tarantinos
Is anyone keeping track of what we have?
Anyways, a 5 meter stick.
>>694680042
Lets go home boys
roll for god emperor trump
>>694683003
We need helpful shit, not dead weight hairy Armenian women!
a yellow submarine
>>694683220
You dingus, we have a battery and phone, figure it out.
I'm gonna start civilization here - so,
>Dubs - give me livestock
roll for an active atomic bomb with which to kill everyone in this thread
A nuclear bomb on a timer only I know how to detonate/disarm so I can hold impending doom over your heads
Fuck you guys we all already hate each other
>>694680042
Dubs for sex slave.
>>694683377
lol
A rubber ducky
hatch leading underground and kate austen
dubs for a popsicle
>>694683455
>this guy gets it
Dubs - pass the metallurgy equipment
>>694683652
ALOHA SNACKBAR!
>>694683700
NOOOIIICE!
>>694683761
A giant rubber ducky.
hitler
Solar power
Dubs for Marlboro Reds
ROLL FOR SHARPIE
>>694683891
roll for sharpie in pooper
>>694683888
We've got 4 Quentin Tarantinos now, and 2 Sex Slaves. Also, 4 of everything before Tarantino
a flame thrower to burn everyone
Don't worry boys I'm bringin' the tendies.
Tinder
>>694683888
>4 Quentins confirmed
Dubs for Horny Hillary Love Doll
Traps
dubs get for one 50 cent bag of hot cheetos
>>694683291
i understand, but i feel doubling our gear is pointless, in the context we are playing.
Dubs- building supplies
>>694683888
>>694683613
Yeah, but if we kill her and eat her, she'll feed a dozen people for a month.
>>694683868
a rubber ducky twice the size of the island that orbits around it. We all worship it and anyone who dares disgrace it will be put to death
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Dubs for a pack of Marlboro reds
a bomb
Dubs for a Chad
dubs for soft ass blanket
>>694684033
it's so we can survive longer
think about it this way- would you rather have one chicken tender, or 2 chicken tenders? obviously 2, unless you're vegan or allergic to chicken tenders.
A potato.
trips get
>>694683374
The fuck are you talking about? We have "5 tons" of fucking rope.
But lol yeah, shit would be so much easier with some knifes and cutting equipment
Dubs, give us some pots and pans
hillary clintons underwear
>>694680042
weed for everyone
>>694684036
I ain't picking all the hair off the meat. Plus idk how many diseases that hairy Armenian has.
>Mfw not eating poisonous Armenian meat
>>694684138
we cant lose both sex slaves
dub- banish this anon
Police
>>694684037
A rubber ducky as big as the MOON!!
dubs for horde of jews.
>>694684333
were done here boys
dubs for fresh pizza and i'm not sharing
Q U A D S G E T
>we're out of here
>>694684333
The Hateful 8 Quentin Tarantinos
Les Stroud
a boat and enough fuel to get only one person off the island.... have fun fighting over it, /b/tards
out
>>694684333
If dubs they have no guns, and are all naked
>>694680042
a rib removal kit so auto-fellatio is possible... there is no pussy on this island an I ain't gay...
nigger slaves
>>694684426
>Tfw all our sex slaves are too busy having their feet licked 24/7 to be fucked
>>694684333
Chipotle
>>694680042
a rake which i will stick up everything's rectum
roll for a 5 lifetimes worth of limes
>>694684333
if dubs there are no laws
>>694684333
There's the livestock.
Dubs, give us some vitamins.
I'll take some cellphones with Pokemon go
>>694684699
1 item
Keyword: ONE
>>694684699
Nice
Solar powered chargers
>>694684699
Well great.
How about an ACTUAL pokemon, like... Wobbuffet?
rawling
angry chinese man
Rolling for sand
Dubs give us a rock
Black lives matter protesters
rolling for a bag of 5000 limes
>>694684227
i would rather survive longer.
trips could be Muslims kills half of us with a truck or we crusade the island
dub- tricycle
A station wagon
>>694682011
I'm not leaving this fucking island.
I want to know what minerals and soil I can find. i want to know if the land can be harvested, if the animals can be tamed. I want to create shelter that can stand the test of time and weather.
dubs - beach cruiser
>>694684655
noted
island is now mine
>>694680042
A fully functional and well trained Alabama negro
a cinderblock
1 billion skunks
>Tie all of the neckbears in nooses and hang them off the bridge.
>use as bait to get some prime sea meat
>dolphins start raping neckbears b8
>rest of us eat dolphin meat for months
Dubs gets sea water filtration devices
5 billion niggers
i want a coconut to fuck
So many people here, and none of them keeping track of what we have.
get us outta here
dub- free willy
Everyone has anal tonight
An unlimited supply of futa women
>>694684022
We got this to go with sex slave
This island seems fine. We don't need to leave.
>Delicious fried chicken
>>694680042
One working toilet
>>694685322
We only get one, but it counts. One black man.
If dubs we get a horse.
>>694685419
Is there a busty Bernie to go along with that?
>>694685334
we have a sat phone and battery and are still stuck here, eat a dick.
dubs- didlo for anon to suckle
>>694685322
what the fuck, you turned this place into Africa
A list of all the shit we have would be nice
a motorhome full of porn magazines
>>694685322
kek
rolling for a bag of 2500 really big limes
>>694685555
fucking quads
swarm of pissed off killer bees that never leave us alone
>>694685555
Oh shit, victory
>>694685522
what the fuck
>>694685274
Please google, how to purify saltwater.
calling out the fucking neckbears like they're something to joke about. I bet fucbois would make better bait.
>>694685555
freedom
planet terror: roll for the 16 quentin tarantino
>>694685555
WE'RE FREEEEE
>>694685555
Witnessed
quads
time to go home boys
>>694685555
We're done here.
>>694683700
>>694682666
Quentin Tarantino is now our sex slaves
also rolling on>>694684528
VVV NOT PAR%T OF ROLL
"i want this island to be hell for you fuckers"
>>694685522
Aye we got a busty Bernie blow up doll
>>694685555
We're free niggers
The sea level rises and all supplies get sent off shore
>>694685555
and this faggot wanted a list
>>694685555
BYE GUYS I'M GOING HOME
dubs for hordes of jews.
>>694685555
We dont need it anymore. Thanks
Record: 8 Quentin Tarantinos
4 Sex Slaves
And 1 angry asian man.
>>694685555
We are freed from the island but the five billion niggers drown us in their big loads
a rock
Nigga give me a boat with 600 lbs of fuel
Some booze and an ipod wouldn't hurt either
>>694685855
good fucking job
>>694685555
>>694685322
I was going to stay...
uuuuugh
>>694685847
What a faggot
>>694685822
>Tfw 8 Quentin Tarantinos are released at once
The world wasn't ready
all liquids dry up and the only food we have is saltine crackers
mondo squeezers
>>694685855
another rock
A ten inch dragon dildo.
>>694686077
holy fucking shit
>>694686077
You son of a bitch
>>694686077
>there is no god
100 pounds of horse dildos
if dubs the island we escaped from is Australia and we leave for Somalia
>>694686249
Reroll
>>694686258
reroll fuckers i wana see you all burn!!!
>>694686211
WHO ARE YOU
If dubs you cant go home
>>694686211
>mfw anon just killed god
>>694686258
Roll
>>694685555
Games already over faggots
>>694686258
bump?
>>694686211
Nigger killed god
>>694686258
Rollin
>>694686440
and you lost it.... YOU CAN NEVER WIN THE GAME!!!
>>694686531
It was a critical hit!
>>694686211
another rock
>>694686346
*unsheathes God-banhammer*
>>694686710
is that a dragon dildo
enough rocks to build a wall around the island
Rolling for a VHS player
>>694686961
three rocks that are blue
>>694686961
just go dig up some clay, you fucking man children, make some adhesives out of water, sand, and something else. go think.
Typhus
a pencil
Kill everyone else in the dead of night. Now I have 1 months worth of real food + a bunch of fresh meat.
>>694687431
give this man a rock
Dubs for a satelite phone
