Alright you fucking donkeys, the orders just arrived.
>10 dubs
>4 trips
>1 quad
>69 GET
GET TO WORK, YOU LAZY WANKERS
>>694679484
Yes, Chef!
>>694679484
How does this look, chef?
>>694680357
357 mag but no dub,trip,quad, or 69
On it, boss!
check these dubs out
>>694680906
rerolling
medium rare dubs are ready chef!
>>694679484
I-I'm sorry chef I thought y-you wanted singles
>>694680674
Sorry, Chef. I'm trying again, chef!
>>694681264
just needs a few more seconds, and done!
I can't work under these conditions
>>694679484
order is ready, chef
>>694681368
So close....
i can only make ramen noodles and toast
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Ay bossman I made dis
>>694679484
Order up!
eat THIS, chef!
>>694679484
Fuck off, chef, I'm opening my own restaurant.
Can I habe Pu$$y ples?
>>694682262
here just to dubs
>>694679484
I hope this isn't raw
no one can dubs here
1 quad get
>>694679484
DUBS READY CHEF
>>694682633
>>694682566
>>694681944
still need 7 more dubs guys
>>694679484
DUMB /sp/ POSTERS
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR RAMSAY MEME FACEBOOK FAGGOTS
this thread is fucking ROOAR
Dub coming right up chef!
>>694679484
SORRY CHEF HERE ARE THE DUBS YOU WANTED
Your order of dubs has arrived sir
nigger
Behind you with some hot dubs
On it chef
>>694679484
Yes CHEF
66 in 1 minute
Yes chef!
>>694679484
69 get ready sir
>>694683299
Finally someone got an order right
Wheres the lamb SAUCE
Roll
I'm just here to slice the potatoes sir
Alright. Dubs coming up!
666
>>694683553
you lettuce down
>>694683664
So close...
>>694683536
Holy shit that pic, btw
>Coocking already the quads
One order of dubs coming right up
777
>>694679484
THESE DUBS ARE RAW
>>694683667
>667
So did you, fuckwad
>>694683780
>>694683778
Offbyone
>>694683791
they are so raw they aren't even dubs.
>>694683778
My bad, sir. I'll go make a new batch right away
those is dubbbz
>>694683667
You over cooked it you donkey!
Anyone got salt? I need motherfucking salt stupids!!
here are your dubs boss!
999
>>694683999
Oh fuck
>>694679484
Yes chef. Where do you want me?
>>694683999
Stupid you made Trips by mistake, it is okay, help me with the dubs
>>694683957
isnt cooking with too much salt dangerous for your health?
>>694683067
OH WHEN DID 67 QUALIFY AS DUBS YOU DAFT CUNT?
>>694684003
Look up, buddy
>>694683999
Oh shit! We got our trips, frying up dubs right now
>>694684094
so close
OHH SHIT.
I spilled them on the floor.
>>694684094
Not if you have to cook that amount of dubs
>>694683999
You don't call a hot dog a burger. Get back In the kitchen and prepare another batch!
>>694681368
You undercooked the 69 YOU FUCKING WANK.
>>694684079
ill get started on those dubs right now
i like 69
Here's your meal chef
>>694684288
dubs work too
Ok
>>694684269
Oh shiit
>>694684209
You did what? Donkey get back to work
>>694684269
HOLLY SHIT THE COOKER IS HERE
>>694684356
O-on it c-chef.
Dubs are up chef
>>694684311
Did some one call triples?
>>694683999
those dubs are overcooked you idiot
>>694684405
Ok they're almost done.
>>694684269
get started on those dubs now
>>694684269
At least you did it right
>>694684453
Fuck overcooked.
>>694684410
Trying to cook up the quads
Check em
Another order of dubs ready chef!
>>694684453
>>694684453
Who the fuck are you?
>>694684405
Go on im waiting, anyone got those motherfucking quads already?
dubs ready, here
Chef! There seems to be another chef giving orders!
>>694684613
Check what? Get back in the kitchen and prepare a fucking quad you inbred swine!
How is this chef?
Woah
Rolex
Ai ai sir ere you go
>>694684721
Who the fuck are you m8? Take that spatula and prepare the quads
OP is surely a faggot
Is this good?
Mama Mia a spicy plate of trips
Rolling chef!
>>694684844
Thanks, that's it, enough dubs, give me the quads
>>694684665
Who the fuck are you?
I am... Sorry.
I'll try again.
Yes chef!
Jimmy dropped the quads give him 15 more minutes chef
Sorry chef these are singles
ran out of dubs boss, just singles now
>>694684822
On it chef
>>694684949
Wow, i forgot the meme arrow, i forgot the picture, and i fucked up the food.
Time for bed.
what's sstill left on the order?! i'm just cookin randomly
QUADS COMMING
>>694685006
Jimmy, where the hell are you? Im going to beat your donkey ass
This will be bad
>>694685085
Get out! Pack it up blue team
fuck you you goddamn alcoholic nazi I quit!
>>694685047
You did nothing lame cucker, we don't need you
>>694685028
It's fucking RAW
DONKEY!
>>694681944
>>694682566
>>694682633
>>694683233
>>694683299
>>694683999
>>694684311
>>694684355
>>694684822
>>694684844
>>694685033
>>694685144 you fucking donkey, why have I got one extra?!
EVERYBODY GET IN HERE
We have all dubs and 1 trips. Get your fucking shit together and bring me the rest of the ticket!
>>694685144
Jimmy get your shit together chef is gonna fuck us up if those quads dont hit the hotplate
This thread has been a total fail
Chef?
>>694685365
Do me a favor and just fuck off out of here, yeah
>>694685365
NOT IF WE DONT GET 3 TRIPS
>>694685340
Just in case you didn't like them
>>694685340
I am pretty sure there are 2 trips sir...
Anyway im working on the quads
Where is the fucking risotto?!!!
>>694685478
I can do it chef, check em
Get
>>694685340
YES CHEF
>>694685340
Quads anytime now chef
QUADS COMIN UP
>>694685580
>Get
OUT!!!!!
>>694685340
Quads coming right up chef
>>694685514
What the fuck are you cooking? You don't need that shit to cook quads
Oui Chef!
Dubs Wellington Chef!!
>>694685666
Trips to the pass
>>694685666
Spicy but ok Satan
>>694685568
Dammit jimmy you fucked up the quads again, chef get this idiot out of the kitchen
Lets get this order
>>694685666
Look at THAT!
What is that SHIT!
It looks like a cows penis
Who fucking did this??
Look! What the FUCK IS THIS
>>694685837
My name is John you deaf cow
here you go chef
>>694685666
Satan Trips
Yes, Chef! How does this work, chef!?
>>694685936
Chef is going to kill you
>>694685920
See what Donnie did chef
>>694685936
You fat sack of shit, fuck off will you, yeah?
Fuck off before I fucking shove this right up your yankee doodle ass
>>694679484
YES CHEF!
>>694685920
>Keks silently
>>694685340
We have 2 trips left now chef. Quads coming up.
>>694685980
Sorry, Chef! I fucked up, Chef! Please, give me another chance.
>>694686070
Stay in you station. You don't want chef to scream at you for not working.
>>694686116
if quads, they dont count
quads are almost done chef!
>>694679484
GET 69
>>694686350
reroll
>>694686271
Maybe less talking and more cooking, yeah? you fat fucking sack of shite.
>>694686116
Quads almost ready chef
QUADS INCOMING CHEF
>>694686350
REROLL IF QUADS THEY DONT COUNT
Roll
69 GET fresh off the oven Chef!
Uhhh, what did you put in these trips?
Disgusting.
I am not paying for this.
pls let me have quads for chef pls o pls
im keeping the quads, chef. go fuck yourself
>>694686423
Yes chef. Won't happen again.
>>694686256
GOD DAMN IT I WILL DELIVER
cmon boys we can do it
>>694686451
You'll KILL SOMEONE. Where's the FUCKING PASSION
You shouldn't be anywhere FUCKING NEAR FOOD
OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES
DONKEY!
>>694679484
Quads comin up
>>694686594
pazuzu doesnt share quads, sry
>>694686116
Sorry chef here are the quads you asked for
69 GET Chef
Satan help me, chef will kill me
>>694679484
Yes chef!
Quads chef
they're RAW
Triple trips!
Brought the chicken
We already have 69 stupid sandwich
Get
Where's the FUCKING QUADS?
Where are the QUAADDDDSSSS?
>>694686634
Yes Chef! I apologize for my horrid cooking, I got hit in the head earlier tonight, haven't been thinking straight.
>>694679484
>be me
>dons a look of submission as chef screams at me for undercooking the chicken
>starts over
>yes chef
Im preparing those quads sir
These roll threads really are the cancer of this place.
>>694679484
Repeating digits are pleasing to people with classic autism. These people enjoy recognizing patterns and are often infatuated with numbers.
The very definition of mental illness.
Look it up, it's fairly common knowledge.
Holy shit does anyone how to cook quads?
>>694686862
Damn it, I put in too much salt. Let me start over.
I aint no bitch chef
HOW DO I TURN THE OVEN ON SIR
>>694686988
Says the man who rolled dubs
>>694686797
You lazy cunt.
Bring me the fucking QUADS.
Bring them to the fucking pass NOW!
I wouldn't feed this shit to my dog
The other batch of quads is coming. Just wait chef.
>>694687145
My god Billy gtfo
>>694686988
checked
>>694687070
Ugh. I'm so sorry, Chef. I seem to be a bit out of whack tonight. Maybe I hit my head harder than I thought. Where the fuck is the spices? COME ON, PEOPLE, LETS GET MOVING
>>694687208
Well...cook them Willy
>>694687337
It's ICE FUCKING COLD.
SHUT IT OFF and GET OUT!
Here comes the quad
>>694687370
I did. Chef can shove his prestige right up his ass.
can i spit in theyre food
>>694679484
69 UPPPPPPP
Shit,
Got it
>>694687337
Oh my god, I couldn't feed this to the fucking rats in the gutter. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SOUS CHEF
>>694687458
I'm sorry, Chef, please, just give me another chance
Quad
Singles coming right up, chef!
>>694687526
What's your deal, big boy?
I'll shove these raw trips right up your ass
>>694679484
7777 ya bastard
7777 get
>>694687458
FUCK YOU CHEF STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO
>>694687594
Damn it, I need my Sous Chef, I can't cook without him. I'll keep trying, Chef, I swear I'll at least cook proper English Dubs
7776 cumshot
Now
>>694679484
I got you chef!
Ok chef, my best trial of quads 7777
I don't really got this cooking thing down, but I sure have the right attitude!
>>694687845
Poor bastard
>>694686777
I'M STILL WAITING ON ONE MORE TRIPS!!
AND WHERES MY QUADS?
HURRY UP WANKERS
Chef, I'm the one that hid the lamb sauce
quads are overcooked, they're gonna be quints
>>694687771
>>694687766
THERES MY FUCKING SOUS CHEF STOP FUCKING JERKING OFF IN THE CORNER AND HELP ME COOK THIS
>>694687996
quints maybe?
>>694687936
Where's the fucking lamb SAUCE!?
Where's the lambbb sauce?
And where are the fucking quads? I am waiting for the quads.
YOU COOK LIKE OLD PEOPLE FUCK
8888 get, come on fat fuck virgins
Fuck these quads should've been out hours ago sorry chef
>>694688096
one last go, for samefagging's sake
the dubs are out
>>694688031
FUCK THIS. Sorry, Chef, I'm handing in my apron. I don't deserve it at this point. I've failed you, chef, and I am deeply sorry.
can we get the quads?
Do quints count chef?
>>694688312
Don't know, can we?
>>694679484
I cook better than you
Chef, may I be excused please? I really need to go take a shit.
Chef have my quads
>>694688372
probably not
besides, thread is kill, restaurant is clossing, and we got 2 stars
>>694688296
Get out.
Get OUT!
OUT OUT OUT!
I don't know what to do
>>694688493
Im going to sleep, if you get the quads screencap it and post it tomorrow
John Fillipe, shut down the restaurant.
You stupid cows, SHUT IT DOWN!
>>694688667
on reddit that is
fuck you /b
Finish the ticket!
>>694688725
Sorry chef im going to kms
Have some quints, shave off that extra bit there, and you got yourself some nice quads to serve Chef.
oiu chef
>>694688725
It's Jean-Philippe, chef
Here sempai
>>694688866
What the fuck are you doing!!!
Gas the kikes race war now
>>694679484
How's this boss?
Here is the quads chef!
>>694688930
Fuck off you Belgian prick, yeah?
COMMUNIST ARE HERE
Piece of cake chef
A nice tasty set of quads
I'm not good at the culinary arts.
>>694679484
Sir yes sir
*blushes*
>//^//<
A-am I doing this right gordon-chan?
>>694689501
Fuck off filthy weaboo trash
>>694688725
Wait chef,no.
Heres your quads
Im finishing some dubs Chef!
WE HAVE 0.0002% CHANCE TO GET THOSE QUADS
HURRY LADS, HURRY
>>694689656
chef looks like we got a great set of trips
Chef Ramsey! I have prepared this meal for you!
Won't stop chef!
yes chef
kEEP the pressure on!
Washing my hands because i am a
WE'LL NEED A MIRACLE
>>694689750
Can you fucking count?
>>694689736
>mfw liberal-arts majors can't do probability
>>694689736
Dubs are 1/10 (unless we count 2828 as dubs then it's slightly higher)
Trips are 1/100
Quads are 1/1000
So no that's actually not right even a little bit.
>>694689759
It's not even fully cooked you fucking donut!
>>694689714
Fuck..
NOW! CHIEF
QUADS
