Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
Uhhh, I wanted earl grey. Hot.
We have massive amounts of injured when they were run over by a truck because they wouldn't get out of the fucking road. But they're French so fuck em.
I've been run over by a truck.
>>694671948
that's not Nice
>>694671747
You'll need to talk to B'elanna about that.
>>694671948
That sounds like a 21st Century problem.
>>694672018
....lie down on your back.
Anal bleeding
>>694671507
ive got a bulbasaur
>>694672086
FROG DOWN, I REPEAT FROG DOWN
>>694672208
What on earth were you doing, Ensign?
>>694672269
You have a what?
I can't stop thinking of the Captain. We are so far from home and images of those tits keep running through my mind all day. I can't sleep!
>>694672447
looks like he just looked at my bulbasaur
it's a large sore on my dickhead bulb.
pls halp dr
>>694672523
You want me to PUT you to sleep?
>Your combadge was on.
![tumblr_inline_mpzbjfteEO1qz4rgp[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/o7LNN3w.jpg "tumblr_inline_mpzbjfteEO1qz4rgp[1].jpg")
>>694671507
mother fucking pon farr
HELP ME DOC
>>694672447
Anal beads...
>>694672779
Eew, alien-STD eh? I know that feel. Doc, you'd better take care of it quick.
>>694672914
I can assist.
>>694672966
You're that same ensign who kept doing things with plasma coils.
You might as well just set up quarters in the sickbay.
>>694672976
yes, i banged a ferengi or however you spell it
ask warf he was there too
>>694672867
cp>janeway
>>694673177
...You WHAT?!
>>694672867
Sorry Captain. With respect I kinda like it when you talk that way.
>>694673040
Tuvix had a bigger cock
>>694673294
Yes, I know my name, Lieutenant. Do you have something to say to me?
I have, like, 30 goddamned dicks
>>694673395
....Keep that sort of....imagination, in the holodeck.
>>694671507
vajeens avoid my peepee
>>694673400
We agreed to never speak of that again.
>>694673400
Nice reference
Neelix chimped out again and bashed the green blooded motherfuckers head in.
>>694673327
you know, the ones with the fucked up heads
>fuckin worf has a YUGE cawk
took awhile and a lot of lube to make it fit
>>694673413
worf and i have a proposition for you
oh, data too
>>694673496
You.....how are you even wearing that uniform?
>>694673553
Perhaps that's to your advantage. You see another ensign has contracted a serious alien STD.
Was there one gay guy in voyager
>>694671507
THERE'S NO MORE CHEX MIX
>>694673672
D'you have something to say?
>>694671507
my chest hurts.
![darmok-hd-234[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/t1araa6.jpg "darmok-hd-234[1].jpg")
>>694671507
Darmok at the Gloryhole.
When the cocked jizzed.
>>694671507
Well fuck doc, I tried to fuck the reactor again and burned my dick good.
>>694673672
>Neelix
fuck, i hated that character
he was the jar jar binks if star trek
>>694673714
...And you had your way with one of them. I'm going back to bed.
SOMEONE AT ALL THE CHEX MIX
>>694673805
If you're referring to Admiral Sulu, no.
>>694673816
You can just replicate more.
>>694673852
temba, his mouth wide open
>>694673544
Aye captain...but if you ever wanna ditch that loser Mark, you know where to find me. After all it wouldn't be our first time...sorta.
>>694673960
dont pretend you wouldn't after a few drinks
Doctor, I accidentally the whole dildo
>>694673843
Computer, erect a level-10 containment field around this crew member.
>>694673925
I'll treat you last.
>>694673718
>>Perhaps that's to your advantage. You see another ensign has contracted a serious alien STD.
But the lack of vitamin v is seriously effecting my wellbeing.
>>694674071
REPLICATOR IS DOWN COMMANDER HIT THE PANIC BUTTON
>>694674142
Tom, what about me? What about....
>us?
>>694674180
Heh heh......erect
>>694673843
Hey, I had that too. Just take some antacids, you'll be fine.
>>694674152
Maybe I would....
>>694674222
Well, we *do* have a holodeck...
>>694673718
What uniform
>>694671507
Dr., is it against Starfleet Regulations to fuck a dude with tits?
What if they're really big, bouncy ones?
>>694674419
>
Doc, I think I'm in love with a Cardassian, and I was wondering if humans and Cardassian's can mate.
>>694674324
we're having another party on the holodeck tonight...
hey, didn't data fuck a chick in the series at some point?
Sure are a lot of people in sickbay tonight.
>>694674451
Is there something you need to talk about, Ensign?
>>694674244
Lieutenant, please report to sickbay to remove that dumbass perm you had in the second-to-last season of VOY
Doc...i think i have dubs
>>694674244
I am sure the Captain wouldn't mind if you joined. After all we are explorers.
>>694673843
>>694674180
Also, incase the floor and ceiling in the field too.
>>694674305
Level 10 force field around the damn mess hall as well!
>>694674582
Yes, but she's dead....
>>694674628
kek
>>694674244
cum shots are interesting on her forehead
try it out
>>694674180
But dock, I can't feel it anymore.
>>694674628
You mean you didn't like it?
>>694674745
Not *that* type of explorers, Tom.
>>694674733
Uh-oh!
>>694671507
Doc, look, Vulcans gots green blood right? But so does Romulans.
If my piss turns green (not that it has--but I mean IF it had, right), does this mean I've got some Romulan STD?
I mean Vulcans are prudes, so that one pointy-eared hooker on Denakim IV was probably a Romulan ho, right?
What!? You want to to pee in the CUP !?
>>694674733
>
>>694674816
so, we can semi reanimate her. she's still in cryo. only will take a few hours to defrost her
>>694674451
ENSIGN JAY TO MY READY ROOM AT ONCE
>>694674976
That won't be necessary, I'll just run a few bioscans.
>>694674733
Get this man and anyone else with dubs into quarantine...stat!
>>694675153
then why are you frowning so much
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE READINGS, DOC !!!???
>>694671507
I think someone may have put poison in my Romulan extra-blue gin and tonic
>>694675105
oh wow them are bouncy bazoongas
(do you have a penis, too)
>>694674923
Then you can be patient, yes?
>>694675329
Oh it's nothing, don't worry.
Doc, you gotta listen to me.
I think Paris is a shape-shifter, captain, here's my proof
Guys help. Best order to watch the star trek shows in? I've been told:
>voyager
>TNG
>original series
Opinions? Favorite series?
![q-who1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zdHjdpI.jpg "q-who1[1].jpg")
>>694674733
Captain, do you REALLY believe that these dubs are just "coincidence"?
>>694675802
Hey, I resemble that remark. Oh, crap!
>>694675865
Start with
>Voyager
and then watch
>TNG
Maybe pencil in
>TOS
somewhere.
>>694675580
really, doc...how long do i got?
![color_nimoy_headshot[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/f402frr.jpg "color_nimoy_headshot[1].jpg")
>>694676019
fear not, Ensign. you're safe with me.
>>694676019
Well, you won't be living long or prospering, so...
>live short and underachieve
>>694676019
you've got a rare case of land rover
be wary
>>694675894
It is within the realm of Statistical Probability, Captain. Q is being deliberately misleading, as usual.
>>694676018
Uh, thanks anon.
>>694676354
What the crap, Lieutenant?
>>694676350
what was q's deal anyway? i don't remember much about him because i was a kid and didn't watch the whole series. i know he had powers and trolled the crew
>>694671507
>Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
Oh-- it's YOU.
>>694676565
Did someone call me?
>>694676311
uh, doctor, what's happening to your arm?
![peyoteflower[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hCyQDr1.jpg "peyoteflower[1].jpg")
>>694676467
maybe its cuz i'm drunk but found it kinda funny that i JUST NOW realized that Chakotay rhymes with peyote.
>>694676847
I THOUGHT WE KILLED YOU! I watched your ship explode with you on it!
>DING, DING!
>ROUND 1, LET'S GO, NIGGA!!
>>694676968
There was a problem with my holomatrix.
>>694676968
should have let the wookie win.
>>694677043
Yes, yes. That's very funny.
This thread...this is why I like you guys.
>>694676003
SEE, CAPTAIN, THERE HE GOES--HE'S REVERTING !
SHAPESHIFTER !!!!
BURN THE SHAPESHIFTER !
![basicsII165[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/V59FCbu.jpg "basicsII165[1].jpg")
>>694677055
Nuh uh Chakotay!
You're still my BITCH
you too TUVOK
>>694677412
Oh hello, have we met?
>>694677311
go away picard, janeway is way sexier than you are and you're fucking french
who let the god-damned french into the federation anyhow?
![worf[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UBwa6rx.jpg "worf[1].jpg")
>mfw I realize that this thread is just 3 or 4 of us bulllshiting random trek shit back and forth
>>694676350
Do i have dubs too, doc?
>>694677623
true, but greatness nonetheless.
>>694677623
Don't break the Fourth Wall, Mr. Worf.
>>694677623
>>694677571
I just came through a temporal anomaly. Lucky thing too, I was in Nice and saw a truck coming. All of a sudden, I arrived here.
>>694677688
Replicating all these dubs is putting a strain on the ship's functions. Slow it down a bit.
>>694677688
double dubs, dubliner
![seska2_3411[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VkOyfcp.jpg "seska2_3411[1].jpg")
>>694677541
We're going to turn the ship back to MY timeline, bitch who got OBAMA elected!
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
>>694677865
>All of a sudden, I arrived here
wonderful. there goes the neighborhood.
>>694678014
Over my dead body.
>I am BORG.
>>694677865
so the muslim borg terrorists chased you out of france, lucky us
happy bastille day
>>694677623
there are 26 posters itt according to the page stats
>>694678084
I have COMPLETLEY recovered from my experience with the Borg.
![latest[5].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Vd5xUXX.jpg "latest[5].jpg")
>>694677772
>sonya
had a rough start but they should have kept her on
Geordie could have gotten LAID
>>694678084
my technology is superior, you will not succeed.
>>694678210
>>I am BORG
Church of Borg, Reformed
![senator-vreenak-its-a-fake[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KZT6jzH.jpg "senator-vreenak-its-a-fake[1].jpg")
>>694678248
>page stats
>>694678237
I need to consult with Data, these temporal anomalies may be a threat to the ship.
we need a new species for the show
[adding shit to the face intensifies]
![images[6].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/K9lMtoU.jpg "images[6].jpg")
>>694678210
Hello.
I'd like to ask you to join our little den of pre-Enterprise Season 3 cabal faggotry.
>>694678291
I watched as Geordi was kidnapped by mentally handicapped aliens, my captain taken by Borg, and a good section of the ship carved right out of the saucer.
I decided to leave and be reassigned earth-side.
>>694678237
and summer shows up
just like that
>>694678467
i don't know what it's exactly called but it's in 4chan's own settings menu
you can show how many posters, posts and images are in a thread
go check it out for youself if you don't believe me
MUH BAJORANS! WE HAVE TO HELP THE BAJORANS!
>>694678507
The way you talk makes me a bit nervous.
State your intentions with my crewman.
>>694678559
Did you escape into the past to become Sarah Silverman?
>>694678559
smart girl, things went downhill rapidly after you departed
>>694678658
It's okay bbygurl, I'm here for you.
>>694671507
Hey Doc, the Captain and Paris turned into salamanders again.
Nelix wants to make gumbo.
>>694674522
>>694678695
kek
more temporal anomalies...maybe Data can sort it all out for us
>>694678695
Who's that?
>>694678701
I heard. Glad I wasn't there during Wolf 359.
>>694678743
curzon would always say the dardnest things about getting his dick sucked. ah remember the good all days, friend?
>>694678658
semi related question to pic
people with beatific names have a stereotype of acting contrary to their name
do you think Nana Visitor ever spent time with her nan if she had a choice?
>>694678658
My quarters are always open to you, Major.
>>694678507
>What is this?
>An image for Nanites?
>>694678913
Heh, good ol' Curzon.
>>694678776
Neelix will eat anything--he will COOK anything-- I swear to god. I wish we had proper replicators again. My stomach's never going to recover and Doc swears I have IBS.
Remember when he set fire to the mess hall?
>>694678965
We've already butt heads before, PiCARD.
![latest[4].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lyJpHI7.jpg "latest[4].jpg")
>>694678823
Well he is fully functional
>>694679100
It was an accident, geez.
>>694678658
((((((Gul Dukat))))))
>>694679142
How's your wife doing?
>>694679329
i cri evrytiem
But not for long, because unlike you, I had a wife.
>>694679250
And what the flark is up with your uniform? Is there something you're not telling us, Neelix?
Does it have something to do with all the Klingon Muscle-boy Posters you got in your quarters?
>>694679142
Jesus christ, Jennifer is DEAD. Get the fuck over it. I hear that freighter captain is interested in you.
![latest[5].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bYPhvMk.jpg "latest[5].jpg")
>>694678776
>Nelix wants to make gumbo.
SHIPWIDE MEDICAL EMERGENCY
SHIPWIDE MEDICAL EMERGENCY
>>694679474
I had Kes....
>>694679560
Yeah, way to fuck a 3 year old you sick bastard.
>>694679494
I don't care....she was my wife.
You see what you make me do? I think about how you mercilessly killed her whenever I train or fight. One day, Picard, this will be you.
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>>694679402
Who needs a wife
I have a crack whore
Best Star Trak character.
>>694679649
I'm three years old. I can make my own decisions.
>>694679753
autism: the faggot
>>694679687
I guess I don't exist anymore, huh? Have fun flying halfway across the galaxy when you need your heart changed out.
>>694679754
except how to quit eating
>>694679687
someone looks jelly in the back
>she'll take it out on wesley later
>>694679667
You're just mad that my ship is cooler than yours.
>>694679923
Well, I need more food the older I get.
Whine Whine Complain Bitch Bitch Bitch
Think you guys have it so bad, we only live NINE FUCKING YEARS
And we live IN THE BASEMENT !
>>694679963
It's just a bigger target. It would be a shame if something were to happen to those nacelles.
![kes2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/d4WgkIH.jpg "kes2[1].jpg")
>>694679754
I'm 39 years old I can make my o-OH GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE AND MAGNETS
>>694680081
Humans on my planet did it all the time, particularly in the earlier years of the 21st Century.
![MannMitZweiNasen-1177313820[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/J1AKUig.jpg "MannMitZweiNasen-1177313820[1].jpg")
>>694679906
No Beverly heh pardon my French
I'll keep you on as Head Concubine.
>>694680024
and drink
and drugs
>>694680166
Looks like I have a sister.
>>694680155
My quarters are bigger than your bridge, Sisko.
>>694680155
Nacelle Envy
Captain Kirk has bigger balls than all y'all
>>694675449
![images[7].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ulUuA8w.jpg "images[7].jpg")
>>694680352
Link with me
link with me Odo
>>694680155
dat rape stare
>>694680393
Small yet efficient. That's how you win wars, Picard.
>>694680430
And you....
I actually saw you in person.
>>694680430
>Nacelle Envy
god tier nacelles right hurr
>>694674305
should have gotten the soup.
>>694680393
My quarters are smaller than a cell in your brig, you fucking hack.
![2012-09-08-startrek_uhura_kirk01[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eHlZUku.jpg "2012-09-08-startrek_uhura_kirk01[1].jpg")
>>694680430
Kirk gave me Nichelle envy
>>694679204
tasha and data, when the bulkheads shook
Did someone need a halo-sweet?
>>694680694
the soup had prevacid cooked right in
>>694676019
that's what you get for buying a jeep.
>>694679560
back when she was hot.
and sane.
jesus god what happened to that woman
(in real life mind you. holy hell wtf)
>>694680533
Don't do it, Odo. For the good of your soul.
>>694680886
bet you give really good eumaks, quark
but your teeth ain't gonna go anywhere near my ovipositor
>>694681072
>what happened
fat. mostly
>>694680968
i thought it was a landrover but yeah, now i remember that it was a shit chrysler oversight. all they had to do was add a few lines of code to the transmission.
how did they not see the obvious? that """"shifter"""" was not intuitive at all
>>694680639
You win wars with firepower and tactics, not by praying to wormhole aliens. >>694680726
Im sorry to hear that Archer, just ask Hoshi and T'pol to spend the night, it'll make you feel better.
>>694681072
Seriously tho....
>>694681243
they have a short lifespan
they turn into babooshkas at 6
>>694681072
no seriously. didn't just get fat. "merely" overweight. oh, no no no no no.
went completely
bugnuts
insane.
true story
Posting in epic thread.
>>694672086
10/10
>>694681243
yeah she used to be pretty damn hot. phew
>>694680639
let me see if I understand this right
>find Dominion
>Dominion wants to invade the Alpha quadrant
>Starfleet gives you a warship and tells you to use it and DS9 to slow the Dominion invasion fleet at the wormhole
>one of the first things you do with the Defiant is take your entire command staff and the most powerful warship away from where they are needed to take your sick friend home?
why the fuck couldn't Bashir and Dax have taken a runabout?
the Dominion would have taken the entire Alpha quadrant if they had invaded during that month you were away
you should have been court martialed for dereliction of duty and cowardice in the face of the enemy and been stripped of command and rank
>>694680726
just big enough for you and your fuckbud, Trip
>>694681418
oops meant to reply to >>694681176
>>694681222
>>694681531
Well, I'm space-Jesus, so there.
>>694681243
Yeah, at least Naomi Wildman is still fuckable.
>>694681170
I am here to defend your honor my lady
>>694681750
holy sweet jesus fuck me
i'd sell my soul to a romulan for that
>>694681750
NAOMI WILDMAN.
You have grown.
>>694678667
oh nothing bad I assure you
for just a recipe of your Red Alert Chili
we will turn 7 into a 10
>>694681750
>still
>>694681750
Have you ever considered a career in Starfleet, Ms. Wildman? I could probably arrange a commission on the Enterprise...
>>694681950
shit
>>694681750
>>694681950
wow
>>694681858
damn, she got haggared as fuck
>>694681820
right, little man
a ferengi with a batleth...you amuse me...you may enter my chamber
>>694681923
>we will turn 7 into a 10
See, that's what I'm nervous about.
![latest[6].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/x19K8PK.jpg "latest[6].jpg")
>>694682051
Thank you Captain
that means a lot to me even though you're probably retired by now
![b0aa82e287dad764d61b8ec188341ed5[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2SMm17b.jpg "b0aa82e287dad764d61b8ec188341ed5[1].jpg")
>>694682272
oh what we could do for you Captain
>>694682333
Me? Retire? I'm determined to be around to captain the Enterprise-J.
>>694682490
>Pheromones
>>694671507
this has, by and large, been the single most entertaining post of the year for me so far. bravo, OP. Well done.
![Star-Trek-Voyager-ADULT-NAOMI-WILDMAN-3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/G9QY2qN.jpg "Star-Trek-Voyager-ADULT-NAOMI-WILDMAN-3[1].jpg")
Does anyone in the thread want to fuck me? I have a few minutes.
Hey, guys, remember me?
You all forgot about lil' ole me, but I grew up and became a Wraith Warlord with cool-as-fuck eyes, so FUCK ALL OF YOU TREKKIES !
>>694671507
I'm reading text in other people's voices.
