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Waifu claiming thread.

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>>694641067

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.
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>>694665703
Shit man

>>694665789
Which one?

>>694666236
And I get to sleep soon, that's nice
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>>694666061
Yuno is 14 as well, no excuse

>>694666125
The holy war has begun

>>694666320
Who wouldnt want to protect that smile?

>>694666465
At least you know your place now
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karen lewds
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The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life is here to Bless this Thread.
Reply to this Post, and I will give Loving Comments about you and your Waifu.
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Still here.

Pokemon GO sucks when you live in the middle of nowhere. All are around me are Rattatas, Pidgeys, and Weedles.
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hi guyz
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Time to be bored till work. Then be bored at work!
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Madoka, Signing off.

i'll try to be back by sunday or monday.
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kitty cream signing in, and fucking ready to die

blake claimed
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Goodnight
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>>694666649
I'm about ready to Deus Vult
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>>694666653
OH SHIT
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>>694666693
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>>694666649
Douchebags and heartless bastards
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>>694666082
there is a mobile app i dont wanna get to into it tho cuz someone around here will start crying. but yeah were watching elfen lied right now.
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clmd
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>>694666721
at least you still have a job!
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>>694666649
I'd say these breasts are larger.
>>694666770
>>694666732
I wish you wonders warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu.

~Shiro
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>>694666732
>>694666770
Guten nacht.
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>>694666732
Oh hi Madoka-sisteru!

I'll be here ish too.
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>>694666569
Aight, if you plan to get a lot more albums I recommend you to come up with an organization method before it gets confusing, it's also nice so you can upload and share them quickly. The reason I started doing this was because I didn't even have folder albums, just one huge mess of a folder where I shoved every audio file into. As you can see in the screencap I am yet to organize everything I had in that folder but that's mostly out of laziness.
Never even tried groove but it sounds comfy.

If you can't find some of the more obscure albums soulseek is a really good program for that. You could also use rbt, it's basically a /mu/ archive and there's tons of links there because of the sharethread, sadly it's down for some days as it lacks donations.

>>694666770
Good night strangled.
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>>694667032
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>>694666993
True, it pays the bills, and that's all I need it to do for now.

>>694667032
Ayyyyyyy!
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>>694666701
At least you can play pokemon GO ;_;

>>694666732
Good night madoka!

>>694666776
Time for us to rise!

>>694666938
Fuck em, I'd go red player just to purge em all

>>694667001
lolno
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>>694666649
So we have a truce?

>>694666715
Which one?
>>694666732
>>694666770
Nighty night!
>>694666760
Hey
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>>694666770
Goodnight Yuuko.
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The goddess herself
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>>694667282
So long as you admit defeat
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>>694667282
hey cutie. whats good
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>>694666948
I meant for you to read >>694649144.
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I named my dog nigger destroyer
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>>694666927
Curses do nothing to The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life.
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>>694667425
dayum dawg that sucks are u able to charge your phone?
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Shinoa claimed ',:)
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>>694667288
L E W D
E
W
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>>694667106
Yea, I should probably start organizing, I'm downloading about 5-10 albums a day, this is going to start getting cluttered real fast.
>groove
It's free and comes automatically with Windows 10. There is like a premium version I think where you can get music, but all of your own music is already loaded onto it.
>soulseek
I'll check that out.
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>>694667410
Nah, not yet


Just that I haven't won

>>694667415
Work was a bit shitty, but I'm better now
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>>694667770
fucking same. felt like shit all day then come home and mom is pissed off, turns out shes kicking me out by the end of the year. shit day today
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>>694667237
It's only really fun if you're playing with friends nearby or live in the city. Rural areas get shafted by the lack of stuff available, like PokeStops and gyms.

And yeah, I would absolutely go red if someone harmed her. Then again, she'd probably deal with them quicker than I could.

>>694667631
So smug
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>>694666465
Very nice, sleep is always good.
>>694666732
>>694666770
Goodnight.
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>>694667237
>>694666701
mfw
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>>694666380
My sweet little waifu.
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>>694667032
Just here, going back in now, sorry. Looks like were getting off very early today, the bad part is I'm working with large machinery. Later compas.
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>>694667933
How old are you?

>>694668010
Yeah, might do that in a bit
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>>694667610
Also the power has now been out for 14 hours. But yeah, I have to use a charger that's in my car, and I've had to hook up a couple of extention cords from it to a couple of things inside of my house.
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>>694668223
18, just turned 18 last may
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>>694667729
What good pretty boy?

>>694667969
Yo absolute sword

>>694668056
Feels

>>694668173
Wew
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What the fug?
Meant for >>694667215 >>694667126

>Sanae
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>>694666380
Remy claimed
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Brb food
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>>694668394
Not much to be honest. It was turbo hot today due to Cali heat and a fucking dryer running. Woke me up early, and my eyes kinda hurt. Lost a Ship game that I did SUPER well in. Overall, not my best day. But it's not the worst by any means.
What bout you?

>>694668187
RIP Sanae. Don't get your hand caught in anything!
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>>694668329
Going to college?


Oh wait, for mechanical engineering, right?

>>694668473
Good bye
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Nevermind!

>>694667770
You'll give up soon enough

>>694667969
my aunt told me she saw a group looking for pokemans while on her walk lel
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>>694667743
5-10 a day is a pretty good advance, I hope you enjoy growing your music library just as much as I do.

>groove
Thing is I'm pretty vanilla about music players, I'm perfectly ok with windows media player and one of the first things I did after getting my laptop was uninstall unwanted programs, groove included.

>soulseek
Basically it lets you download anything from the music folder of anyone using it. Meaning you could get from me any album that I have while I'm online.
I get surprised with how easy and fast it is to find some albums in it.
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>>694668268
thats fucking awful. Yeah food storage starts to become a major issue after about 24 horus.


I hope they figure it out. any updates?
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>>694668846
next year. hopefully this fall im grabbing a engineering job in my local job, depends on how things go. i hope so, because that means easy hours and high pay. would solve my constant money problem. life is a bit weird right now
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>>694666380
>>694666465
>>694667282
>>694668846

Someone's gonna have to share
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>>694668056
At least there's a gym near you, I just have common Pokemon..

>>694668394
How goes it?

>>694668885
My friends and I ran into so many people downtown playing. Like, every other person was playing, which is kinda cool to think about.
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>>694669087
Is there two of you???? FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
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>>694669087
This is a Truth.
>The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life
Does not Permit more than one Anon to Posess the same Waifu in one Thread.
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>>694668931
Homura i like that picture.

Would be an amaze Desktop

How are you?
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>>694669321
Little scary when you think about it.. nintendo has people at the palm of their hands *puts on tinfoil hat
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>>694668885
Nah. Never

>>694668987
Hope you can dude

>>694669087
Morgue Fran?

>>694669337
Nah. In true Fran fashion, should he sew our bodies together or clone Fran?
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>>694669621
Then suffer eternal failure
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>>694669321
I should check it out
best Ive caught so far is a 100 cp psyduck
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>>694669621
thank you man
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>>694669550
I saw some article making the rounds that people were scared that Google had their data. Like, dude, it's Google. They're basically Skynet at this point.
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>>694669337
>>694669455
OR
Fran could stitch us together to form a super husbu, or clone herself, I'm game for either and to collect data on the result
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>>694669522
Sleepy. glad you like it, it has great res for a desktop but it's a bit too cluttered, I usually have a lot of trash in my desktop as that's where I put everything I'm currently working with so I don't think it would look too good in mine.
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>>694669783
LAWL nigga the fbi,nsa, whoever the fuck has EVERYONE's data even wtihout the internet

Niggas need to chill, not like they're doing something illegal.. I aint lel
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>>694669874
>>694669621
Enough small talk

Fight to the death.
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>>694669550
But what would they do? Like seriously, they already make a good amount of money

>>694669718
Maybe one day

>>694669749
Minumine?
>>694669783
Like XKCD said, they don't really have anything to do at this point. They could take all your money, but they already are rich. And it would be easier to stay like this and fuck about trying to make Hoverboards and self driving cars
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>>694666380
Best waifu
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>>694668716
At least you're still here with us homie. When losing a ship in gsme, do you lose it forever?

Pretty average. Nothing special at the gym. Walked around looking busy, hit weight a little etc. I also think officer guuci takes a liking to me now

>>694669321
See the second paragraph thingy

>>694669874
>>694669337
OR stitch each other up and become the makai from wrath of the titans

>>694670192
Hmmm?
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>>694670090
>>694670038
>>694670090
Welp, apparently we must fight to the death anon.
How do you want to do this?
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Test
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>>694666380
Work is early, can't stay long.
>Claim
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>>694670259
>OR stitch each other up and become the makai from wrath of the titans
>Two dicks
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>>694668931
Yea, the program seems extremely simple, something I like. So, what's the deal for when I'm in queue? Am I just waiting for the person on the giving end?
>>694669927
>trash in desktop
Consider the following.
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>>694670289
YES YES HUMAN CENTIPEDE

OR FIGHT TO THE DEATH
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>>694670090
Nothing, they're busy jewing us but still just that matter of thought how easily people are brainwashed with pokemon
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Tohsaka Rin claimed
>pls no bully
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>>694669986
>>694670090
Besides, Niantic (the devs of PKGO) is owned by Google. They already had the info if you logged in with a Google account. But, people are gonna freak out anyway

>>694670259
Sounds chill, I just worked and slept today lol
>officer guuci
Who dat
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>>694670507
shes a cutie
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>>694670507
>bullies lightly
How was your day?
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>>694670446
>HUMAN CENTIPEDE
Grossly medically inaccurate, the potential results are pretty obvious and not worth gathering data on, and doesn't solve any problems.
Remember, body horror that Fran causes is incidental to her actually solving an issue.

>>694670289
>>694670090
So anon if we fight to the death I recommend a demolition derby style death match with mad max esque vehicles
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>>694670573
We should remind them, that the government is busy having secret alien buttsecks in area 51

Nothing to fear
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QOTT: whats the stupidest thing you've done to get yourself in detention when you were a kid? Middle school or lower

I was in the 3rd grade this happened. We had this silent walk drill around campus for reasons I don't remember why. Did that crosses arm and bubble mouth thing following the line leader and touched the wall. Was scolded at teacher for talking and told her I didn't talk.

She didn't believe me and I got after school detention for a day because I touched a wall and she thought I was talking
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>>694670403
Usually it doesn't get that bad since I clean up everything when I'm done working, but I did have to do that sometimes.
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>>694669874
>>694670038
I'm going for the Hivemind. Seems way less could fuck up then cloning. That didn't work so well in the manga.


We just have to get along while in one body

>>694670289
>>694670446
Seems the Hivemind is accepted

>>694670370
Is there in app purchases in Pokemon go?

>>694670573
Yeah, if they wanted to they could have done something, but they don't need to. We are better left alive and paying them
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>>694668935
Nope. But there better be a good fucking explanation as to why (and maybe how) they didn't do it sooner. But it's going to cause some more problems if they come out to fix it at 2:30 in the morning.
>It would still be dark out so they won't be able to see, which would take longer to fix the power.
>Risk of causing more power loss.
>Noise complaints.
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Anyway I'm gonna hit the sack. Good night.
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>>694670642
LIES!
Who fed you those lies!?
>>694670772
In kindergarten I threw a chair at the principal
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>>694670772
What if I never got detention?

>>694670909
Good night Homu!
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>>694670965
i dunno man she just looks like a cutie
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>>694670909
I wish you warm, lengthy dreams of you and Homura, wonderful.
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>>694670805
Yes, you can buy coins to buy items.
Or you can win coins every 24 hours depending on how many gyms you have pokemon on.
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>>694670772
I sang ding dong the witch is dead while some kids bullied an autistic girl.

Third grade Barry was a little shit.
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>>694670805
>Hivemind
Okay so the two of us wrestle each other on top of a balance beam suspended over a wood chipper hopper and the resulting giblets are sewn together with bits of whatever she has lying around the lab to form the super husbu.

Got it

I'll see you at the murder beam.
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>>694670909
The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life wishes you a good, cute rest.
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>>694670770
>kinky
Seriously though, I want to know what's there. There are so many conspiracy theories out there about that place

>>694670772
We had a dress code at my school, and if we wanted to wear a jacket in the winter it had to be purchased from a specific vendor. These fleece jackets were like $50, whereas that same jacket (different brand) is available at Walmart for like $20. Same color and material.

I got written up a few times (never got detention, IIRC) for wearing this jacket DESPITE THE FACT that it looked like the same expensive jacket, and ALSO DESPITE THE FACT that other kids were getting away with wearing nylon sports jackets, trench coats, hoodys...
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>>694670709
Sure, but what about jousting? Always wanted to try that

>>694670772
I was that one quiet kid who read a book for most of his free time. Or did homework like a nerd

>>694671102
Huh, well I haven't actually played a ton of it. Only level 6

Also, phone fixed?

>>694671192
That would cause quite a bit of trauma to the giblets, but we only really have to keep the brain not smashed.

See you there
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>>694671086
I'm not a cute!
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>>694670259
About the only thing goin for me right now! And nah. You just can't use that ship till that battle is over. Which is generally why having more than one ship is a good idea. For instance, if my Bongo sinks, I can go back to the ship select screen and work on my American ships while I wait for that battle to be over with, so I can play Bongo again.

Officer Guuci? Is there some story I'v not been told?

>>694670403
>Having anything on your desktop

>>694670772
I got in trouble because another kid punched me. My middle school VP had it out for me, no fucking lie.
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>>694670772
I put my friend through a lot of fucking abuse. I stabbed him in the arm with a pair of scissors, with a pencil once too, almost threw him out a window, threw him into walls and shit during gym. Good times.
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>>694670772
stomping on milk cartons in lunch
walk across lunch room table
nailed my friends agenda to the table in workshop class and put a bunch of bottles of paint and supplies in his backpack and watch him walk out with them
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>>694671587
Still working out a few things, but for the most part yes.
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>>694671630
>bullies with moderate force
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My waifu is the best and urs is SHIT. fucking niggers.
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>>694671587
>jousting
Actually, screw the wood chipper wrestling idea we're going medieval here.

I would recommend a nice large dose of cocaine just before the joust
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>>694671630
your waifu is a cutie thats all im saying beautiful <3
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>>694671803
Something something nice loli
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>>694671572
I dont really care what goes on, they do them and I do me

>They fucking better be making something to make waifus real.. probably already got it and being greedy bastards just like the cure for cancer and autism
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Rory-sama claimed
Work has been interdasting
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>>694671961
>>694671587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pmk4Tl7PKAY
>Jousting between /b/tards
pretty sure it would end up like this
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>>694672139
hey beautiful
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>>694670772
2nd grade.
Defending myself from 3 asshole classmates.
They told the teacher I attacked them for no reason.

I never did anything that would get me in trouble yet I ended up in trouble a few times. Such things helped fuel my distrust of authoritive figures.
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>>694672016
Did Amatsu feed you these lies?!
>>694671787
Y u do dis
>
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>>694671763
Cool, hope you can fix it

>>694671961
Hell yeah! Doing this in style!


Also, tell me about yourself.

To sum myself up, the important parts are: 18 years old, live in Wisconsin, going to college for Biomedical Engineering, play table top games, love sci-fi, and am a huge faggot

>>694672139
Hey, how so?
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>>694672225
Sup kitty
>>694670772
I once sold pokemon cards and got a detention for making $120 off stupid kids. I was 11.
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>>694670370
Yo icee

>>694670373
It is better than one dick. One in the bussy and the other in the bum hole

>>694670507
Hello

>>694670573
>
Officers gucci. The head security of where I work at when Hannibal isn't there

>>694670909
Night

>>694670975
You suck :[
Y u gotta b gud boi? 4 them tendies?

>>694671633
Not jinxing ya but i do hope it gets better for you soon and with that waiting period, it's in repair?

>
She's head of security when Hannibal isn't here where I work. She'll fuck you uplease while looking cute
>stories I've not been told
Been reading my stories in thread I see

>shinoa
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>>694672328
idk who that is, cutieeee

>>694672435
how are you today
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>>694672577
>idk who that is, cutieeee
You forgot me again? ;-;
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easy claim

too bad there isn't much for actually good fanart of her yet
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>>694670965
I also was out of dress code in jr high and got detention
>>694672444
Hello smuggles
>>694672577
Sure~
Quit conspiring with Amatsukaze!
>>694672701
Speak of the devil!
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>>694672701
i didnt see you. i call everyone cutie but i said it to you first <3
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>Chino claimed

>>694670772
>be me
>7th Grade
>Taking Test
>Teacher walks over to me (she hated me)
>CHINO WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>"T-taking my test, ma'am"
>DONT TALK DURING THE TEST
>gave me detention
She hated me
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Were Streaming Elfen Lied right now Big dick Style

More are welcome

https://rabb.it/Shino83
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>>694672790
Oh would you look at that, a cutie has appeared

>>694672809
You can't even remember my name..
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>>694672113
I'll leave that project to Japan. They already have a VR porn convention

>>694672444
Is that your dog? It's adorable!
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>>694672404
It was dead till I got in, then 15 minutes of busy, then dead again.
>>694672577
Im fine. Did some housework before a late start at work.
>>694672851
Should have shrugged and continued with the test.
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>The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life
Will now be Sleeping for the next billion years.
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>>694670772
A girl was super mean to me at recess so i spit on her and got in deep shit. She cried over it.


>no fucks given
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>>694672790
i dont know this weeb speak youre saying to me gorgeousss

>>694673002
yesterday i called you gayretard because im not good at memorizing japanese names :^(
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>>694672139
Hey there hot stuff~

>>694672444
Cuz mommy and daddy bought me all the games I want :^)
I did lift my bestie's skirt up and see her pantsu tho, sent to the office without a note.. office ask why Im there and I said I had a headache, sent home and got mcnuggies :^)

>>694673014
Whoo boy the age of waifu cant come soon
Rip future japanese population
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>>694672718
She seems kinda chill, I like the while sound powers, not enough people do that

>>694672851
Shit man, what did you do to piss her off?

>>694673019
Oh, it was busy for me, and our trainee messed up a bit, then I fucked up, and shit wasn't fun
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>>694673163
You could just call me Ama, lovely

And with that, I go into lurk mode again
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>>694672859
Reported and Tarragon'd
>>694673002
I'm not a cute!
If anything YOU'RE the cute!
>>694673163
I'm not g-gorgeous!
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>>694673163
Forgot pic like a pleb
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>>694672859
Im in

>>694673019
She scared me. Fucker was as short as one of the 7 dwarfs but her voice was so loud you could hear it across the school when she yelled.

>>694673307
Not a clue. Around half of the teachers in my middle school hated the guys anyway
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>>694673227
Right? We live in a golden age of waifu right now.

I'm off to sleep, later!
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>>694672444
Eh, it'll be what it be.
Essentially, the repair time is instant. But you can't use a ship that's in battle, even if it's already been sunk in that battle.

That doge is adorable. It's like a little fluffball!
I don't know this story, Shinoa pls.

>>694673002
Cute Bote.

>>694673401
Tsun.
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>>694673019
nice. im talking to you guys because im feeling down and y'all make me happy

>>694673401
nyaa~ youre so pretty~

>>694673521
dont lurk! and ill call you ama from now on, thats easy to remember
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>>694673623
Give me sao or my waifu VR and I'm set you'll never see me again
Good night yuuki!
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>>694670772
Trick question, I never got in trouble. Basically same as >>>694672859

>694671587
Read >>694670835.

>>694672280
Forgot to say my hello. Btw, I redownloaded GO. I swear, almost everyone I've talked to in the past couple of days has said something about it, and I'm giving back into my urges.
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>>694673227
Hey there Yuno
>>694673307
Ah, ye olde panic attacks. I actually managed to power through one until my sous saw that I was bawling my ficking eyes out from pain. Finished the run then all but passed out in the changeroom.
>>694673579
We had similar, she damn sure got our respect in how she kept a rowdy bunch of rugby players in line for two entire years.
>>694673671
QT3.141 Tsun in denial
>>694673673
Good to know.

As a bit of closure, we get our dogs ashes today.
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>>694673671
You're the tsun!
>>694673673
Lies!
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>>694673671
>Humping a dolphin
Oh my, bad dragon has what you need~
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>>694673401
Not as cute as you tho

>>694673671
Cute and tsun Idol

>>694673673
Alright then, yeah, I shortened my waifu's name even more so you could remember~
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>>694673969
Anything interesting happening?

>>694674073
>bad dragon
Making me very sketchy of you..
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>>694673623
Goodnight

>>694673969
Jesus Christ. That's pretty impressive
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>>694673951
I meant same as >>694671587, damn my links are messed up.

>Yoko.
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>>694673969
Swer on me mum Rory. Swer. On. Me. Mum.

>>694673976
I dunno, you seem pretty tsun.

>>694674073
>Not hugging something while laying down
Perv.

>>694674128
Just Idol!
What's new?
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>>694671587
Neeeerrrrrrrd :p

>>694672851
Hello little chino. Kek at the story though

>>694672790
How's the bullying?~

>>694673014
It's my boss. He has 4 or 5 dogs in the gym mainly in the office

>>694673227
FUCKING KEK I bet you still remember the color

>>694673623
Night!

>>694673671
Sounds pretty good. Can't use a ship after a battle so use a one that you haven't used yet

She is adorable. Every time I come to work she kind paws at me and follows me a bit now. Hannibal though hates me lol
Which one? You read my dodgeball, beach
I ever tell 3 stories when I was a 1-2 years old?
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>>694673969
fuck, your dog died???

>>694673976
damn she thicc too

>>694674128
thank you senpai. i love you
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>>694673579
Huh, shit man. Sucks to be you I guess


>>694673969
Shit. I managed to barely contain mine till I got into my car

The one other time I wasn't able to, and went into the bathroom for a bit to calm the fuck down

Not fun

>>694674073
Oh boy! I like where this is going!

>>694674280
That I am


Also, where did the other Fran go?
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>>694674280
Navy blue~ is one of those where you slightly see her cheeks but its biting her ass so tightly~
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>>694674128
I'm NOT cute!
A qtpi doesn't get b& for posting piccolo dick!
>>694674241
You're more tsun though!
>>694674318
I'm not "thicc" either!
>>694674438
PERV!
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>>694674241
Yeah, surrre~
Nothing much here, you?

>>694674280
>

>>694674318
Love ya too, cutie
What's good?
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>>694673951
Peer pressure peer pressure!
Don't worry, 3 months before it is given up by the normal person, or just played off handily. It will be like talking about team fortress or csgo or league.
>>694674151
Don't be?
>Why is that sketchy
>>694674241
>I don't have anything to hug!
Yes?~
>>694674436
Kek
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