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Some jehovas witnesses knocked on my door and gave me chalk.

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Some jehovas witnesses knocked on my door and gave me chalk. Trips decide what I write on a sidewalk. 5 words maximum
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White and proud
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>>694601972
Hitler did nothing wrong
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fuck jehova in the ass
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Nigger Dicks'n my Ass'n Mouth!!!
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Write faggot 20 times
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>>694601972
if your black you better turn back
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>>694602200

lol remember the Mountian Dew campaign?
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>>694602338
newfag detected
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>>694602338
oh, that was gold. Also, rerolling
>>694602200
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RogerRodolf.com
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ASSHOLEBITCH NIGGERCUNT
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Jehova is a fat cunt
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>>694602235
roll
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>>694602438
Replying
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NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
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An open letter to the ex that hurt you the most
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>>694602527
Made me kek
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>>694602438
fuck
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Satan fucks my moist cunt
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I have sex with animals
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>>694602584
Rollio
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>>694602438
roll
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>>694602654
Re roll
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Vitas-7th element
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>>694601972
Write: "Why did you give me chalk???"
or if you're a fag and that is too long:
write: "Why give me chalk?"
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I hate fags and niggers
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hitler dindu nuffin
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Draw picture of an octopus then write "Suction Cup Feel Goooood"
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>>694602584
Rolling for this
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>>694602669
Rollin
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>>694602714
roll
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>>694602710
roll for this
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moo
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>>694602584
Roll
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OP IS A FAG
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it's neither milk nor man
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God isnt real, nigger fag.
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I am a trans woman
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the squirrels have eyes
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>>694601972
>>694602438
fuck
you
jew
bastard
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not gay if feminine penis
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"sex causes autism"
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>>694602200
Rolling
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I found some chalk
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the milkman's milk is delicious
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>>694602438
If you don't kill yourself your mom will die tonight
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>>694601972
Hitler never did anything wrong.
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I LIKE TO EAT SHIT
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Draw a huge detailed dick and balls
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>>694602200
Röll
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>>694602200
roll
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>>694602965
Lol
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>>694601972
draw this just in front of your mailbox.
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>>694602438
fuck u
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GET
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I love Jesus
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>>694601972
JEWS DID 9/11
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>>694602972
reroll
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>>694602200
Rawl
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>>694603089
reroll
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Cancer nigger cancer nigger penis
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>>694603041
then write on a paper your name and a few nicknames you respond to.

put the flag up.
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>>694603082
rollin
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I FUCKED A CHILD
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>>694602200
R O L L
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hitler did nothing wrong
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maybe I got this wrong
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>>694603175
reroll
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the milkman has the key
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>>694602200
This
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Trust in Jenova
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>>694603082
nice try efg what did you want it to say tho?
rolling for "hitler did nothing wrong"
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>>694603210
Lel, rolling
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>>694603297
re re
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>>694602200
Roll
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>>694603313
I am not the milkman
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Build the Wall. Along with a semi large brick wall drawing.
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>>694603210
reroll
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>>694603351
re re re
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then the lies will end
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>>694602200
Rall
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>>694603334
So close
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>>694603210
rolling stones
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>>694602965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-knOGoRYhE0
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REEEEEEEE
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I suck little boys dicks. YUM!!!
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>>694601972
Hitler dindu nuffin
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>>694602200
rerolling
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are you buying or spying
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>>694603426
rereruh
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>>694603323

"GET" obviously, hence fail.

Rolling for EFG
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>>694602200
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stole my theory and misprinted
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>>694603574
reruh
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Nigger lives dont matter
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>>694602714
>>694603504
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>>694603210
pls get
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>>694603636
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>>694603632
get
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>>694602714
Roll for this
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Fuck nigger lives
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Let me touch your kids.
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I take it in the ass from my father every night
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jehovahs witnesses are a cult
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>>694603683
aw missed it.
>>694603666
deuces
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Child porn in here ( with an arrow pointing to your house)
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>>694602200
>>694602200
get
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>>694603210
this
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>>694602200
roll
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Vaccinate Your Kids With Bleach
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>>694603210
I FUCKED MY NEIGHBOURS DAUGHTER
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>>694602200
come on
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>>694603210
getterino
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>>694602835
Not passable. That's a guy with makeup in womens underwear.
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>>694603999
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>694603999
winner
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>>694602965
everybody wants it
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>>694603999
Winrar!
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>>694603999
aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>694603999
Winrar
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>>694603999
Heh.
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>>694603970
RE
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>>694603999
YEEESSSSSSS
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>>694603999
WINRAR
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>>694603999
kek good job
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>>694603999
Winrar
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>>694603636
Roll
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>>694603999
Now this is EPIC!
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"love each other like kanye loves kanye"
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>>694602438
End this shitty meme now
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>>694603999
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it's all about the milkman
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>>694603999
OP PLEASE DELIVER! THIS GONNA BE EPIC IF YOU DELIVER!!
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>>694602438
fuck you
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>>694602200
This
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>>694603999
Trip Gods has spoken with TRIP of 9 !! HAIL REVERSE SATAN!
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>>694602438
Fag
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They're watching. All the time.
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tfw these faggots are still posting
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>>694602438
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>>694603999
OP R U DEAD?
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>>694604223
Calm down dude, you seem to be a bit over hyped there.
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>>694604551
what did you expect, newfag
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of course milk's got spiderwebs
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Send niggers back to Africa
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>>694603999
DELIVER NOW FAGGOT!
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>>694603999
roll
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>>694604586
>>694604593
sure i expect you to suck my dick. newfag .
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>>694604391
and nobody seems to care
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>>694604824
already trip , why still rolling? just wait for delivery , which , OP is always a faggot.
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>>694603999
Lovely
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>>694601972
>>694603999
Do this now FAGGOT. DO IT!
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Delivered.
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>>694604838
how do you imbeciles manage to be so obviously new, i couldn't do that if i tried
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call me <insertYourNumber>
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the milk has been delivered
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>>694605106
>nebors
>daugter
What the fuck?
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>>694605106
are you autistic or dyslexic
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>>694605106
we did it, reddit!!
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>>694605106
>I fuck nebors daughter
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>>694605106
What the fuck does that say?
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shoutout to tony
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>>694601972
ALEX IS A STUPID NIGGER
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killroy was here
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>>694605106
>i fuck nebors daugter
>kek
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>>694601972
Wait... What?

Why the fuck did they give you chalk?
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>>694605334
> I fuck nebors daugter
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>>694605106
REWRITE IT PROPERLY YOU RETARD
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>>694601972
Wake up Brian WAKE UP
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warning the walkways have eyes
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>>694605106
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>>694605555
QUADS DEMAND OP
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the milkman's ALWAYS watching ALWAYS
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>>694605555
YOU CANNOT IGNORE QUADS
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>>694605536
> I fuck nebors daugter
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>>694602438
Vvbb
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>>694602405
Only newfags call newfags newfags
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>>694605106
OP FINALLY DELIVERED!
but
>Nebors?
What the fuck.. Autism>>694603999
>>694601972
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>>694605555
Cmon OP. Respect the quads.
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>>694601972
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
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>>694602438
damn son
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>>694605106
I havent laughed this hard in a while. Thanks OP
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>>694605555
QUAD GOD DEMENDS YOU REWRITE NOW FAGGOT
> Nebors Dauter
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>>694605644
Dubs check on quads also demands
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check
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>>694605106
07/15/16
The day nebor dauter has been fucked
Nevar Forgat
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Stay off my sidewalk niggers
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>>694605106
are you surious lol
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>>694606372
07/15/16
The day
> Nebors Dauter
has been fucked
Nevar Forgat
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Jet fuel CAN'T melt steel beams. Over and over until the chalk runs out.
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>>694602438
Hello
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>>694606372
topkek
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>>694605106
You see Vladimir, when fu k nebors daugter you nevar get chawk on hands for fear of getting the fuck from nebor
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>>694605106
Who the fuck is Nebors Daugter?

Sounds like a minor NPC in Skyrim...
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>>694604599
that is only some milk sir and clothes are made from it.
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Someone screencap this fail delivery pls?>>694601972
>>694603999
>>694604084
>>694605106
>>694605555
>>694606500
>>694607079
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>>694605998
maybe just some cheap labor and a mojito once and a while too.
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>>694607079
/thread
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>>694601972
Jehovas witnesses touch little kids
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>>694607340
this. also, post the cap here
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>>694602438
Goddammit
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>>694605106
>Nebors daugter
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>>694601972
Black lives do not matter
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>>694607899
Dubs but already delivered to mighty 999 trip.
nice try newfag
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I would just chalk all this up to a boring thread.
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>>694607796
>>694607340
Please screencap this thread!!
404 soon!
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>>694602438
eat shit
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>>694605106
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>>694608179
screencapped, can't guarantee I'll remember to spread it though
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>>694605921
only newfags imply newfags are calling newfags newfags
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>>694609136
post it
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>nebors
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>>694609136
post here , we will do the spreading.
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>>694609547
>>694609701
need to compress it, one sec
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>>694609547
>>694609701
>>694609136
doing a screencap shop now, will spread it
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>>694610085
great, thanks. I would do it but I don't own Photoshop.
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>>694610085
promise to spread it in any ylyl thread if I can remember anon
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>>694610085
bump to see the cap. ALSO PUT ME IN THE CAP
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never forget this day
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Also make it a motivation post

>Nebors Dauter

>Never Forget
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>>694610785
this
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>>694609496
only newfags implying that nerfags calling newfags newfags are newfags
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white power
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>>694605507
This
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>>694610181
>>694610525
>>694610181
>>694610173
ill be honest, first time making cap
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>>694605106
Post me in the screencap when you post this on /r/4chan pls
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This is a really rough one, had to cut it down a bit.
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Hitler was a good guy
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>>694611676
go go gadget
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>>694611676
rere
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>>694611523
>>694611325
>>694610085
Need better ones , make new thread and continue there?
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>>694611325

It shows...
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>>694602200
Roll
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>>694602438
NIGGER
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>>694605106
>I fuck nebors daugter
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>>694611789
>>694611782
well shit you make one

the gist of it is there
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>>694602200
roll
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>>694602965
this
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>>694601972
"Can only write 5 words"
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cont here :
>>694612336
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Who wants to suck dick
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>>694605106
>I fuck Neboo Daligter

WTF OP
DELIVER PROPERLY.
And each letter has to be at least 2x2 feet
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Scientology is the Truth
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making better screencap now.
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>>694601972
WITNESS ME JEHOVA

>in the middle of the street
>as big as you can
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>>694614711
do it fagget
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Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
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>>694602200
i like diss
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