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>>694553608
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>most important:Have fun!
Krulcifer claimed.
Best type moon claimed
Hello qt3.14
Miho claimed
>>694561631
gonna need sauce on that anon.
I wonder if I should start paying attention at nights and have a thread ready to go once Kyoko leaves.
Claimed
>pls no bully
>>694560795
More vanilla, stronger and sweeter. Also same price, really. Much smoother straight.
Rory-sama claimed
out of my way virgins. best vampire claimed.
I gave in and got Overwatch. Hope you guys are happy.
>6 foot tall blue teenage robot claimed
>>694561720
You haver her name and type moon, figure it out.
>>694560707
>Love/hate it
>No stories, just dumbass people that dont understand why I charge them so much and swear its a simple fix
>>694561048
>Kinda wish I had more time outside of work to learn new skills
That's sad :(
>>694561184
>I don't see why it wouldn't. Wasn't a bad show but it fell into the battle harem pit which some find generic.
I'm sometimes bored with the battle harem ecchi stuff, like they go on multiple dates or beach episode and shit, but i still loved it.
Gonna keep my claim on Shiony, the true leader of earth
>>694561771
Never
>>694561691
Nice underwear
>>694561840
Sweeeeeeet
>>694561781
Im gonna have to try it
>claim
>>694561809
Even dio is better than you
And dio is a shitty half-baked vampire
>>694561947
I mainly do cosplay and play video games to be honest, make the most out of the free time I have
>>694560707
That's too bad, missing out....
For a second there I thought I went too hard on you.
>>694560757
$10! That's awesome!
How did you fell the next day?
>>694561184
You should!
Let me know how that's goes. I always support your decision!
>>694562012
Perhaps we could play Ships sometime, and I can show you how much of a pleb I am with Bongo-desu!
Alighty people bout time I hit the hay
Good night thread and remember, you have a heart of gold, dont let them take it from you
>>694562182
Not as much as how idiotic I am with the Konigsberg
>>694562197
Goodnight sweetie~
Saber claim why am I awake edition
![Syndra [71].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PUCMH6G.jpg "Syndra [71].jpg")
>>694562012
Thanks
>>694561947
Fuck me sideways, forgot to answer and post pic.
>>694562197
>Love/hate it
>No stories, just dumbass people that dont understand why I charge them so much and swear its a simple fix
I know your pain. I'm dealing with so much idiots everyday.
>"hey man, you're an IT guy, right?"
>"ye, what's the matter?"
>"my internet isn't working."
>"have you checked if the ethernet cable is plugged into your computer?"
>"wait..."
>"holy shit anon, it worked, thanks man, you're the best"
This shit is the worst.
>Alighty people bout time I hit the hay
Good night, was fun talking to you. :3
>>694562157
>I mainly do cosplay and play video games to be honest, make the most out of the free time I have
If you are happy with doing that, then no need to worry :3
>>694562012
Never what?
The absolute madman that OP from the stream was, fucker streamed for like what seven fucking hours? shame he didn't see it till the end, went to sleep halfway through the movie.
Claimed.
>>694562197
I want that gold
>>694562295
because you aren't alseep
>>694562012
if it weren't for my shitty laptop it'd be sweet
>>694562425
Heck, I'm gonna be cosplaying my waifu in September. It will hopefully be fun.
>>694562534
Bully you, of course
>You're much too sweet for that
>>694562656
Wasn't looking at the game
>>694561947
Fair enough. It is repetitive at times, simple plots that follow formulaic events, the archetypes, and so on. The shows are still entertaining.
>>694562181
If you're expecting it then I surely will now! Will do, usually improves the day overall. That's nice to hear mang, likewise.
>Best idol claimed
trips for lewds.
>>694562181
Not as awesome as you'd think. The cost of everything here is WAY higher than the rest of the country. Where Mizore found a place for about $800 a month, to find the SAME place here, is twice as much. I'm about $6 an hour off from making twice as much as Mizore. Ratios are fucked m8.
I actually got completely sick for a eek. Sore throat, sneezing, fevers, the whole nine yards.
>>694562292
My performance is weirdly varied. Sometimes I'll feel like the MVP. Other times I'll feel like the team dunce.
>>694562107
>implying dio is better than anything.
The same Remfag
>>694562880
Hey there again Remfag, you enjoying your day?
>>694562107
also; dio has the downs. no one likes that faggot.
>>694562752
oh dear
>>694562954
My day is going to end right now.
Goodbye~
>>694562824
I think Ive told everyone but I needed a week in hospital after doing 160 hours in 18 straight days
![Syndra [69].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UzXUdOf.jpg "Syndra [69].jpg")
>>694562656
That text in the bacround of the picture is interesting.
>>694563145
Oh okay. See you around Remfag~
>>694563153
Is that like, not illegal over there?
And it wouldn't have been so bad if that wasn't the first day on the job after 6 months of sitting on my ass at home. It was a real body shock.
>>694562710
>Heck, I'm gonna be cosplaying my waifu in September. It will hopefully be fun.
Are you male or female, may i ask? Just wondering.
>>694562762
>Fair enough. It is repetitive at times, simple plots that follow formulaic events, the archetypes, and so on. The shows are still entertaining.
Mostly because there are some specific things that make it a little bit different from the rest. Do you know any good anime/manga that is interesting? I'm bored and need something to watch.
>>694563145
>My day is going to end right now.
Good night, sweetie.
>>694563145
bye
>>694563254
sync?
I'm heading out for the night. take care and
good morning/day/evening/night.
>>694562762
^
Continuing on being awesome comrade!
>>694562824
^^
Wow, so it's the same level as us, just a bit different...
I'm not surprised, knowing it was your first day.
>>694563492
I am male, pretty slender build so I can pull it off pretty well.
>>694563685
Ayyyyy, more arrows that Maki once again!
Yep! And ya, body shock sucks, but I've been fine since.
Night Sanae!
>>694563399
It was 3 months into a new workplace and they could literally not find anyone to take the shifts.
![Syndra [64].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Kp4efHp.jpg "Syndra [64].jpg")
>>694563580
I forgot about that word.
>>694564017
>forgetting about sync
Fucking pleb
>>694564017
nigger
>>694564017
faggot
![Syndra [79].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RaBRmtc.jpg "Syndra [79].jpg")
>>694564243
I have 4 diferent languages to keep up with and english isnt the main one.
Sorry.
>>694564017
i fuk ur mom
>>694563492
Yep, each one has its own quirks and what not, I mean if they didn't it'd literally be copy and pasting. Interesting huh? I thought Psycho-Pass was pretty interesting, enforcing law in this so called Utopian society. If not that one of my favorites, Durarara. A confusing tale of love, gang wars, living phenomenons, shady back door deals, and the pursuit for a normal everyday life.
>>694563685
Only if you do the same! Have a nice night man, sleep well.
>>694564017
Kitty!
>>694564446
you know 4 languages? What are they?
>>694564620
Slav, drunk, tea and English
>>694564810
>tea and English
Aren't they the same?
![Syndra [95].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/29Mqp8o.jpg "Syndra [95].jpg")
>>694564587
Drifting tank
>>694564620
Latvian as my primary language
Ofcorse english
Russian
And im learning a bit of lithuanian
>>694564861
British is seperate from English. English is what was given to the world, they jept British for themselves so they can spew words no one understands.
>we do the same thing, but we call it 'Strayan
>>694564009
I hope you got compensated hella good for that.
>>694564947
Neat, I've always wanted to learn another language. Guess it's a little too late for that now i suppose.
>>694564810
kek
>>694563897
>I am male, pretty slender build so I can pull it off pretty well.
I'm cheering for you, what's the occasion tho? Are you going to attend a Con or something?
>>694564573
>Yep, each one has its own quirks and what not, I mean if they didn't it'd literally be copy and pasting. Interesting huh? I thought Psycho-Pass was pretty interesting, enforcing law in this so called Utopian society. If not that one of my favorites, Durarara. A confusing tale of love, gang wars, living phenomenons, shady back door deals, and the pursuit for a normal everyday life.
Couldn't put that in better words. Thanks for the titles, will definitely check them out.
I wonder if buying a daki of my waifu is a good idea. Would definitely be great to hug in bed, but i don't know what my parents and brother will think of me, probably not good things ;-;
>>694564947
>
>>694565395
what do they already think of you? If it's bad enough i wouldn't worry them thinking even worse of you. it's how i got away with collecting MLP shit a few years ago.
>>694565395
>Caring what others think
I learned that to be happy, one must simply not give a fuck.
>>694565395
I'm going to a group meet in September in my town, and then London MCM in October. I'm trying to learn how to the makeup side of things better, my first attempt in may was okay, but could do with more refining
>>694562752
Wew okay
>>694565395
No problem, if you do let me know what you think.
Eh if you want to do it go for it. Not my type of thing but who cares really.
Aisaka
>>694566112
Taiga
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
I have fucking done it! I finally can browse in peace! Hahahhahah!
>Damn it, I forgot to put my sd card into my phone
>Ika
>>694566372
>browse in peace
What do you mean?
>>694566372
fucking twit.
>>694565611
>what do they already think of you? If it's bad enough i wouldn't worry them thinking even worse of you. it's how i got away with collecting MLP shit a few years ago.
They think that i'm a little bit weirded out, but they kinda let that pass by, because my grades are good and stuff.
>>694565633
>I learned that to be happy, one must simply not give a fuck.
I think that getting bad looks from your family is not going to make me happy... This is too hard of a decision for me ;-;
>>694565945
>I'm going to a group meet in September in my town, and then London MCM in October. I'm trying to learn how to the makeup side of things better, my first attempt in may was okay, but could do with more refining
Nice, hope you'll look great.
>>694566057
>No problem, if you do let me know what you think.
I sure will.
I'm heading off to play some CS:GO. Probably will return in couple of hours. Stay beautiful /waifu/. Love you all <3
I love warthunder
>Doing air battles
>Get a guy in my squad
>We literally act like wingmen
>Always got each other's backs and got the best score on our team
>Next game
>He's in the game again but on the enemy side
>Spend the entire match playing chicken bobbing in and out until I clipped his wing
My ace combat memories came back. This was the most beautiful experience I had in this game
>>694566619
wew wew
>>694566725
If they give you bad looks, tell em to fuck off. It's what I did, they changed their attitudes REAL fucking quick.
>>694566778
>"Yo, Buddy, still alive?
>>694566778
Oh hello saber
>>694566725
Appreciated, hope you enjoy them. Have fun opening cases mang.
>>694566725
Hehe, Thank you. I got quite a lot of attention last time, so I'm hoping for a lot more this time around
Lets try this again.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
I have fucking done it! I finally can browse in peace! Hahahhahah!
>>694566523
My iPod would randomly crash on the browser so I would have to constantly copy my text in case it would crash. Which I never did, and I paid dearly for it.
>>694566597
Fucking twat.
>>694566922
Hey Rin
>>694566905
>"Yo, Buddy, still alive?"
"He was cool-headed and proud. A combat professional. Demon Lord fit him perfectly. Maybe the man was blessed by the goddess of war"
Thanks anon for that
>>694567027
>Fucking shit why do I have a jpg version?
>>694566725
oh well, if you have the balls go do it. if not, don't worry. you still love your waifu. Bye!
>>694566778
>Spend the entire match playing chicken bobbing in and out until I clipped his wing
Sounds like fun.
>>694567027
>browsers crashing
Try a Windows Phone. anything would crash if you used it for more than 5 minutes. How are you Ika?
>>694567161
Whoops forgot image
>>694567027
Ah, I see
Care for some calimari?
>>694567161
Waddup?
>>694567027
7 reply post nevr 4get 2016-2016 ;w;7
>>694567161
Yep, I'ma play that shit through again sometime in the next few weeks. I need to now.
>>694567193
Android > Windows Phone > iPhone tbh
>>694567027
>BUZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
>>694567286
Can agree windows phones are good for their price
Claimed
Didn't take long for Krulcifer to lose his baking virginity
Good day /waifu/
Im so upset by MWO tonight by teams being fucks that Im playing League.
>>694567229
The ceiling. You?
>>694567267
Yeah the best part about it is when I play war thunder and do aerial combat I always put on Ace Combat OST. The coincidental part was that AC Zero soundtrack came on. Gonna marathon all the AC games when AC7 is close to release
>>694567438
Howdy, how did you sleep?
>>694567483
I picked up hawken a couple days ago on PS4. Not a bad game
>>694567286
Iphones are over priced.
>>694567407
it was fun having one while it lasted.
>the fucking state of the appstore though
>>694567483
LOL teams aren't much better mate.
>y didnt you save me fag?
>fucck off i dont need ur help
>>694567193
I have an android phone. My iPod is just old that's all. I won't be using that anymore that's for sure though. I'm good. I got my phone earlier today so I'm pretty happy. What about you?
>>694567229
No!! No calamari! Only shrimp!
>>694567267
Kek, 16-16 looks funny. Like it wasn't even that long.Plus, I've hit 9 replies before. How are you today?
>>694567305
Don't you Buzz me!
>>694567588
Yeah, I literally use this phone for browsing 4chan and occasionally youtube vids
>>694567438
>Been here for 2 months
>Still haven't baked
I think I'm the least productive anon in this board
>>694567524
Very funny. Not much.
Doing anything?
>>694567407
I've had a Windows Phone and an Android. I prefer Android
>>694567637
I have a 5 lb bag of shrimp that I might cook later
>>694567588
This.
>>694567637
Id never do that.
>Low buzzing noise
>>694567588
Gotta be better than
>the team ditching me to take all their fire while Im in a slow mech
>another team ignoring the one mech behind us killing our assaults by chasing an assault
>my main guns being shot out by a friendly which then exploded and nearly killed me
>>694567699
Nope just laying in bed at 4:30 in the morning
>Can't fucking sleep
I blame that binary thread yesterday that was spooky as fuck
>>694567699
Definitely, when I get paid an android phone I probably what my money is going on.
>>694567524
I was so let down by AH, I didn't even bother getting very far in it. Shame too, I loved the IM@S skins it had. But the fights were so fucking scripted it just killed it.
I gotta say, AC7 is one of the very very few games I'm hyped for!
>>694567637
Head hurts, tired, stomach is bleh, and I gotta open up the building. Typical work day!
old fag here. let's see who knows mine?
>>694567565
Strange dreams, but it was alright. I'm down for some more games later but right now I'm gonna dedicate myself to some studying, /waifu/ and chill
>>694567676
Depends on what you wanna call productive of course. Can't imagine people getting much done when /waifu/ keeps distracting them
>>694567676
I think I might have been here longer d I haven't done that either. Its a mix of laziness and not feeling ready to.
>>694567699
Oooo! Now we're talking! Do tell, how will it be cooked?
>>694567736
Oh ok.. But why do I still hear the buzzing?
>>694567889
Nothing a little sandwich at the deli could fix right?
>>694567676
i've only been here for liek 3-4 months and i only recently started baking.
>>694567669
They're fucking great for stuff like 4chan that's for sure. if it weren't for how unstable youtube gets i would've used it more often. especially considered when it can still play youtube when closed.
>>694567637
they're still good for playing music. i'm annoyed, i had to refresh my laptop because some virus managed to unleash a crapton of adware. now i have to reinstall TERA and overwatch. right after i installed earlier.
>>694567790
>leaving a teammate to take fire
Not gonna lie, i once did that to a support mate in LOL.
>fucking cornered between enemy turrets with darius leaving some poor Gnar to die while i teleported away
>>694567991
If only it were open. I'll be going home and making something today, might stop by the market and pick up some actual ingredients. Tired of fucking fast food.
>>694567889
Ace Combat 4 was my first Ace Combat and it was the first game that genuinely made me cry because of the story. That's when I went to Belkan War then 5. It's probably my favorite series next to SoulsBorne
>>694567798
Its 7:30 AM for me
I've been reading A LOT of Hunter x Hunter
Read ~50 chapters in around 12 hours
>>694567942
Akiko
I've misplaced my ohayou :S
>>694567991
I dunno
Today my shrimp cooking virginity will be taken away. I'm looking up recipes.
Maybe cocktail shrimp.
>>694568080
I'll make you a sandwich if you want
>>694567991
Thats the sound of the tank starting up.
>>694568075
Well, ill consider that a recommendation for Android phones then, its about time I upgrade from this one
>>694568167
Good thing I have a spare
>Akiko
>>694568075
>Filename
My fucking sides kek
I think I might bake next thread
>>694567889
>>694568112
What about Fires of Liberation?
>>694568112
I've got every single one that didn't come out for the handhelds. 4, 5, 6, 0, AH, and even Xi for mobile. 0 was my first though, and holy shit did it give me a good amount of feels. 5 probably hit the hardest with Chopper though.
>>694568167
Ayyy, I'm down!
>>694568347
See above.
>>694567942
So it wasn't spooky scary dreams with demons this time? That's good to know, studying is almost always a good idea. I wonder if we could play a bit earlier since at night I can only speak quietly and I'm even more retarded when I try to do so.
>>694568347
>Fires of Liberation
My nigga
>>694568075
Kek, have fun wasting a day just to download games you already had. Did you delete the virus or a bunch of other stuff too?
>>694568080
But... Don't you have the keys to the deli? I thought you said that when I go you'd let me go there!
>>694568167
For shrimp Cock tail you really only have to worry about the fluid stuff thing. Whatever it is. I don't think it's a sauce but more a juice but I don't know what you'd call it.
>>694568209
O-oh! Ok. Are you getting ready to blast it?
>I love haveming all my images!!!
>>694568256
Othankyou Akiko-san!
>>694568283
Lose your baking
virginity
>>694568386
I got ham or Turkey
Or you can use both
>or we can make a special kind of sandwich
>>694568386
6 is for XBox right? Because I think I've played 6
>>694568586
The cocktail sauce?
>>694568586
No, I said the 7-11!
>>694568670
I'm down with Ham.
>What kinda sandwhich?
Ya, 6 is for Xbox, as was Assault Horizon.
>>694568586
Once its warmed up it really runs.
>>694568386
>AH
Fuck Assault horizon. That game was shit.
>>694568231
Android is good if you use your phone hardcore.
>>694568283
might wanna pre-bake a few images before than.
>>694568586
Refreshing deletes every installed program besides pre-installed stuff and appstore stuff. So it got rid of steam (and everything in it) and stuff like RPG maker and Fl12. Luckily it leaves stuff like music and documents unscathed. I still had to clean out other stuff in safe mode though.
>>694568794
See
>>694567889
I said that!
Off to mobile I go!
>>694568386
Wew. Always wished they made a collection. 6 was beautiful.
>>694568562
Damn straight man. Spent so many hours into that game. What was your favorite plane?
>RIP Shamrock
>>694568864
Yep, sounds like the one for me
>>694568386
>Chopper
Why'd you remind me
>>694568347
>Fires of Liberation
Holy shit I'm sorry I forgot about that one. Been a long time since I last played any AC
>>694568670
Yeah that stuff. Otherwise once that's done it's pretty much done.
>>694568773
Aww, but the 7-11 is outside the building! I bet you just want me out door...
>>694568794
How long can it run for?
>>694568864
Sounds more like resetting really... But I guess you get to keep your files right?
>>694569246
Out the door*
>ika
>>694568283
RIP Saber's v-card
>>694568410
>wasn't spooky scary dreams with demons this time
I'm not sure. It wasn't a pleasant one
>studying is almost always a good idea
Yeah. I just wish I could stay focused longer than 10 minutes
>play a bit earlier
Yeah sure I could come on a bit earlier
>>694568670
No problem Rin
>>694569246
most of my files i got to keep. The source files for the songs i was working on are all gone and my oblivion saves too. But pretty much anything that wasn't inside system files are fine. for the record I'm calling it refreshing because that's i selected in the recovery menu.
>>694569097
Glad my posts did something productive.
>mfw i almost uploaded a jew instead of jenny
>>694568773
I only have tomatoes, mayo, and cheese as other ingredients
>a lewd sandwich
Ah, then I HAVE played it. I love flying shit around.
>>694569246
Oh
Have you eaten raw shrimp before?
It's weird.
>>694569246
Until the lube runs out.
Waking up is hard.
>>694569682
Thats not the only thing thats hard
>>694569682
>Rattle rattle
I played Irelia top for the first time since mastery system. Jesus fuck is she broken.
>I'm so bored I just might throw another carton of eggs at the wall
>>694569682
It's harder to fall asleep.
>>694569819
Did you not read about the triforce change of course she and Hecarim are busted right now. It's why I play Pantheon now. Fucks Irelia day so hard
>>694569682
Getting out of bed is the hard part
>>694569819
It's LOL. It's been broken since the update
>>694569930
Remember to smash them to edgy punk music and tape it.
>>694569489
Oh now that makes sense. Did you back up things that weren't viruses? Like things that you knew weren't involved?
>>694569499
I have, it tastes quite good to me. Similar to how you can also eat raw fish.
>>694569580
Woah woah woah, we're still talking about the tank right?
>>694569682
Wanking up is even harder.
>>694569930
Not this again...
>>694569819
I play Leona top for fun every now and again, you can do some funky stuff there
>>694570039
I can still fuck her day with Renek.
Guys, this is a real spudr.
>Rory-sama
>>694569930
Stream it, cutie~
>>694570143
Its mostly the texture that kills the taste
go spidey
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