ITT tell your deepest darkest secret.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
ITT tell your deepest darkest secret.
>>694557428
I fake my happiness
I have a mixed wrestling drowning fetish. As in, I want to wrestle with an attractive female in shallow water and the way to win is to drown your opponent.
>>694557428
I did actually rape her
>>694557428
Bush did Hitler
>>694557428
I stole a marble from questacon in Canberra australia when i was 7
>>694557632
Perfectly normal. There's no need to hide this from your mom.
i have sex with the best friend of my ex while she was sleeping on the other room.
pic related.
>>694557912
nobody fucking cares faggot
>>694557428
my fingers mom tried to mom me in the friend of my back finger
STEEL BEAMS cannot melt JET FUEL!
I have the perfect girlfriend. But i want to fuck other girls even my own friends wives or my girlfriends friends
I ate my little sister's last cookie.
>>694558121
cool story bro!
>>694558528
me too
>>694557428
I don't mind that I am a terrible, awful person.
I only ever shit in the shower, smooshing it through the grate with my heel.
>>694557428
I killed a frat boy and buried him in a cow pasture after a bad drug deal. Filled grave with bleach and lye to dissolve the flesh and took all his teeth
>>694559013
Fuck.. moar?
I like young.
And showing women and girls their first sight of young stuff. Online or in person.
gotten a few hooked on it. 2 even said they did stuff irl after though they may have been lying
>>694559013
bullshit
>>694559330
links to the bets stuff plz
>>694557775
I don't communicate with my Mother and I'd prefer to keep it that way. Her and my sperg of a fat butterball retarded sister can do whatever it is that they do back in Ohio.
>>694559251
That's about it, It was a sour molly deal where he realised we were fucking him over. He asked to be cut in and we took him to the pasture and did the business.
>>694559406
Best is relative. what do you like?
>>694558528
That's normal. You become complacent with the pussy you're accustomed to and some people want more or something new.
Try to introduce her to new fetishes or spice up the bedroom a little to see if that helps.
inb4 no trying to be edgy, actually i think this is pretty sad.
i do lack of emotions and i have sociopathic tendencies but thats not the secret or the worse... The worse thing is that my parents love me so much that every single time i have to lie and pretend that i love them back, i wonder what would happen if they knew that i could not care less... They have done lot for me and worked their asses just so i could live good and have a good career, yet i dont feel any gratitude towards them. I do not feel love, i just dont feel shit.
They dont deserve that but oh well... The only thing i can do its pretend.
This also applies to everyone else.
Im not a psycho tho, thats fucked up.
>>694559406
>>694559330
oh, heck
>>694559339
Believe if you want to, it's the web after all.
>>694559464
feet moslty
>>694559428
Bullshit
I have a son. None of my family or friends know. Bitch got pregnant precisely when we broke-up so I walked away without knowing for a while.
Since I didn't wanted to get back, the bitch managed to get a retard who had a crush on her to assume responsability and claim to be the father.
That also went south so she is now alone. I don't care the very least for the kid, and I don't even want to meet him even once.
I want a family of my own very much, but not with this neurotic bitch.
>>694559464
you decide. show us what ya got
>>694559601
thats gonna come back to bite you in the ass one day
>>694558910
>>694559536
feet aren't my thing,
>>694559603
specific?
teeny. not cheesy, just teeny.
>>694559811
this was meant for
>>694559702
>>694559592
Want details?
>>694559496
>lack of emotions
>feeling remorse because he's lying to his parents
...
>>694559601
Btw, he's 4 years old by now. And she keeps calling me and texting me about how he needs a family, but by now he already recognizes the retard as his father and I'm safe because bitch knows the kid small world would be destroyed if whe knows the truth.
>>694559496
Good for you anon, I'm similar. You can't help your wiring but you can control your behavior.
I was brutally raped by my cousin last year.
>>694558602
Spilt choco milk fam
>>694559672
I have thought so before, but maybe not. See
>>694559955
I managed to get nudes of a little girl on webcam. I deleted it because of the shame, but now I regret I did.
>>694557428
I don't have a sexual fantasy. Not for myself anyway. I have fetishes when I watch porn but they aren't things I want to do in real life. For some reason the only real life fantasy I have is beating someone to death. Hitting them again and again with a large blunt object like a bat or crowbar until their head is a bloody gurgling stump. Sometimes there's a prefantasy that it's justified, like it's the apocalypse or they pissed me off but it just keeps going back to the crunch of bone and gurgle of blood.
>>694557912
I would too
>>694558602
MODS
>>694559907
Yes. Please.
>>694560107
how little? How did you get them?
>>694559496
... I get that.
>>694559811
If I had such a thing I'd be pretty dumb to post it here.
If there are any women who want to see, though, something could probably be arranged.
>>694560328
Ok, what do you wanna know. Within reason, of course.
>>694559496
If you think that then you obviously care to a certain degree.
>>694560107
One time I was clicking on random links stumbled on cp, ran the fuck away as fast as possible, and now I wonder if i would've again.
>>694560815
what was in the links, anon?
>>694557762
That was my marble ya fukken cunt
>>694559912
>>694560540
I think like that because you do not require more than 2 fingers of forehead to know how love works, yet does not mean that i care or something. At least not on an emotional level.
On the flip side, i pretend because of the advantages of being part of the society, "of being normal". I do pretend because of the money, because of the status, because of the reputation and all of the benefits of being "normal". So my analysis its based on, how they (normal human beings) do not deserve something like that, yet i cant feel sorry for them. "I only pretend because of the benefits for myself" and so, because in order to get those benefits i have to pretend, well. Thats why.
>>694560492
What is a sour molly deal? What did he want in on? Why kill him?
>>694558528
I did it and she found out. Not sure if it was worth it anon, however I do feel kind of liberated now in a strange way
>>694557428
I killed three people.
>>694560034
damn anon, that's fucked. i'm sorry
>>694561174
Accidental? (like with a car or something)
or Murder?
and tell us alll please
>>694560034
m or f? how did it happen?
>>694561077
You're posting here because you feel guilty. If you truly didn't care it'd barely occur to you that they were bothered. You're just distancing yourself from your own emotions (often happens for self-preservation, did something happen in your past?)
I think they're all terrible people
>>694561081
>>694561081
Molly is mdma, same shit as ecstasy. Was fucking him over and he found out. Said he wouldn't tell if we cut him in on the biz and we handled him because he was a loose end and we couldn't trust him.
>>694560492
Was body found?
i fell in love with my cousin. more of an obsession, really. not healthy at all. chased her for a while. i think she figured it out and stopped talking to me. i sperged out a couple of times and emailed her trying to get back in contact. she never responded. i think some her family knows, so i don't talk to them anymore either.
something about cousins. so similar to you, yet different enough that it doesn't feel like family. it's a recipe for love. i think she liked me back, but i went in too hard.
>>694560034
you want to talk about?
>implying greentext
>>694561662
It was 6 months ago and in the ass end of OK, so it'll be years before they find it.
>>694561470
>implying that im posting here because of guilty
lol dude, im posting here because i saw the thread so why not?
Sharing my story, thats all.
Obviously i can not tell stuff like this with irl people because they would see me as a threat but here, to anons, thats gud.
>>694561413
First was an accident. I didn't want to kill him but he kept fighting.
Second time I shot a nog to death and made it look a gang related incident.
Third time I stalked and then stabbed this ass hole to death that I worked with. Walls are actually closing in. Matter of time before they figure out it was me.
>inb4 hurr ur edgy
>>694561654
That wasn't the first time, was it? Are you a drug dealer or is it a side job? Sound stupid but I'm curious
I'm black and I hate black people. Sometimes I think for the good of humanity we need to be wiped out of existence. I idolize hitler/nazis and wish he had won. I'm so jealous of white people that sometimes it manifests as hatred. I want to hurt them and humiliate them. Basically I want to be a nigger. I never do it though. Mainly because of the legal/social consequences. I think this is where nigger behavior comes from, actually. Blacks hate themselves with a depth that no white person can understand.
>>694561928
So i guess you're not a psycho, then what?
Gang kinda boy?
Drug dealer?
Rektinator?
>>694562078
My first time, but not my partners. And it started as a side job, but it's got too out of hand and is in every facet of my life at this point.
>>694561654
>killed someone over a small drug deal
>takes teeth when there are many other ways to identify body (DNA from bone matter)
You lie on the internet to make yourself seem interesting
>>694557428
My deepest secret?? Well i have this guy in my head who says he is my consenience but he seems to have always been there and has free will. Im not crazy, trust me im not, i told some of my buddies because of some other complicated stuff, but he complains sometimes of how he ended up there and making mistakes
>>694559420
>sperg of a fat butterball retarded sister
kek'd
>>694561928
Police officer? Not trying to insult but it would make sense.
>>694562098
Typical nig nog
>>694562219
Lye and bleach, friend. Bones will be too damaged.
>>694557428
>The first person i had sex with was a boy, i was 13, he was 13, it stated with some frotism, then we moved to kissing and the started fucking, i was always the active part. I never see him again and never had a sexual act with a man again, don´t know if he became a fag or not.
>I have a gf, i love her and all, but can´t stop fucking other women, it´s not like a i get laid constantly with other girls, but whenever i can, i do, without a condom, i just love it raw.
>I fuck escorts on a monthly basis, i prefere the girlfriend experience type
>>694558910
You fuckin' serious? I have done this a long time ago but it wasn't a pleasant experience.
>>694559601
Middle aged fag here, this is going to catch up with you, I promise.
>>694559955
This WILL get back to you.
>sources: I'm 45 with 3 kids, 2 of them were your exact situation.
>>694562219
Isn't that what we want. Interesting stories to lessen the boredom. Stop being a drag anon
>>694562296
You don't know how d.n.a. works, do you friend?
>>694562160
I don't think so.
I always lurk on the garbage of my work. Usually find some niece pieces of pizza
>>694562446
Exactly, we know everyone here is full of shit, but that's what the internet's for
I once made my business associate think that I poisoned his gf's kid with ricin so he would try to kill me and I could convince him that it was our boss trying to frame me and use my partner as an assassin and take me out of the picture.
>>694561105
You guys broke up or still together?
>>694562617
>pop culture reference
Hurr hurr so cool and nerdy man!
>>694562462
You dont think so what?
I wanted to believe you anon, but seems like youre just another EDGY FAG.
I fucked my ex 3 times today :(
>>694562268
Nah
>>694562216
How dangerous is it? Are you worried of getting backstabbed? Do you feel anything from knowing that you've crossed a line most wouldn't.
>>694559672
How? if he fucking wants to go out by himself than he can. Also sounds like the kid has a dad and a somewhat structured family so wtf is wrong with that
i get stupid girls with macbooks to let me borrow their computer for something (at school, at a friend's house, etc), and then i go into their Photo Booth library and usually finds nudes/vids of them. i then upload them to a google drive account where i hoard everything.
thing is, i don't always get nudes. sometimes it's just selfies and stupid webcam shots with their friends. but i get those because i like to scroll through them and pretend i'm dating them. it feels intimate.
>>694562717
Kind of in between right now, but the situation is pretty messy atm
>>694562454
Ok, here's the dynamic. He's buried in a location that will take at least 3 years to find. Lye and bleach will weaken the bones, nature does the rest. They can't link me anyway, it was just my first time and my partner was calling the shots.
>>694562723
>you're inferior because you don't use proper copy-pasta fiction
I feel admiration towards Anita Sarkeesian.
I work with computers... I check customers files...special family b pictures... so I can see how happy a family is.... I am single . Old and no family.
>>694562813
stop being a faggot and post some
>>694562790
I do it because I have no other options, I'm ready to die. I'm doing this because I'm too pussy to kill myself and half hope another will do it.
>>694562872
Just a side question, this has absolutely nothing to do with your story.
What do you think of people who make up things on the internet to impress strangers?
>>694557998
Not him but it's a confession thread, fuck off
>>694562982
How much was the cut that he wanted?
>>694557428
held a dog up (Pomeranian to be exact, black with symmetrical brown spots on its chest) by its feet in the air while a friend hit the back side of its head with a crowbar, twice, and another friend holding the flashlight. buried it under a bridge. went to crowbars pad and smoked some weed like nothing happened. btw we killed the dog because it kept barking and alerting his other dogs while we tried to sneak past and do other irrelevant shit.
My secret, is that I know Brandon is reading this
>>694559428
Do you feel bad about it?
Well, reading this thread actually makes me realise that being closeted fag is actually no biggie...
>>694559428
Obvious lie
>>694563055
Let them have their fun, shit doesn't matter.
I'm in a 10 year relationship and things go pretty well, but I'm obsessed with her best friend who is a tall brunette with amazing tits and firm body...everytime I see her I die a little inside and I have to hide my boner the most awkward way you can imagine
>>694563111
holy shit first response on 4chan and i get trips
>>694562982
Holy shit. That's not what I expected.
>>694563326
The death part.
I found 3K GBP in cash under a shower stall once.
once murdered a man with a sausage roll
>>694563326
Money is ass here OK, no other reason to do it.
>>694563131
Kinda, but only because he was a kid
>>694563101
Didnt say, he just said he wanted I'm. He wasn't the smartest.
I know that nathaniel is got hots for ryan butter neck
I used to pretend to hate niggers and be racist as a joke. But now I actually get physically angry when I think about niggers and I'm starting to question whether I'm really joking or not.
I buried $80 million in cash in the desert, but by the time I get up the gumption to dig it up, it won't buy a loaf of bread. (due to the way the joos set up our paper money system)
>>694563445
My other secret, I know this is Brandon
>>694563470
Pol got you like a pokemon
I onced wiped my hair with a towel that i had just cummed into by accedient. I forgot
>>694563470
Tha'ts not joking, that's clear thinking. Niggers hate you whiteboi, hate them back
>>694563441
In OK*, my bad
>>694563441
You killed a kid because you're fucked up and you want to die? That's fucked up bro, just fucking kill yourself.
WW2 was an insidejob
I hooked up with my gf just so I could get to be with her 8 year old sister and no one suspects a thing.
I skived off work today so I could browse 4chan
>>694563587
Oh.. I'm so sorry
>>694563476
Giv me ten dolla so i cun geht bug muc
>>694563701
did you get with sister yet?
First time I had sex, I was underage
I think Dylan is a faggot
>>694563684
>>694563684
I didn't act alone, i had a partner. He called the shots, I followed. Hell, I was 17 at the time. And I would have, but I'm a pussy.
>>694563871
Well it's no secret. I tell him everyday
Same
>>694563441
Good story. Living vicariously is best. Gn anon
>>694563973
Same to you.
>>694563094
kill yourself faggot shit retard.
>>694563441
Actually I got some advice for you. I'm gunna give you the the benefit of the doubt and assume it was the partner who orchestrated the murder you took part in. Get a fucking gun and go execute that motherfucker. It will bring everything full circle, you'll get to have some fun killing someone who deserves it and you'll probably die.
I pressured a depressed person into suicide. He was an alcoholic sober for 5 years. But started drinking again I helped buying alcohol and made him feel like shit about it. He called me hours before killing him self ... I didn't answer
>>694563814
Yeah I'd post pics but you're not allowed to post pics of women under 21 on this shitty-assed piece-of-shit cuck website.
>>694564237
wanna email them to me?
i've put sleep pills hidden in ice cream and face fuck my 10yo stepdaughter . make her swallow.
did it about 2 months then start anal
heard her crying, tlaking in her sleep when I fuck her ass once. suddenly stop. she's talking about her dad.
following week, same pills, start eating her pussy. take a look. jeez. as expected she isn't virgin . diamond dick ; can't control myself
go to kitchen and take some butter for lubrify
fuck her violently in da pussy . saw she has pleasure. dick is harder , make it with butter, going faster, cum in stonger .then wake up on my keyboard. haerd daft punk song. was fapping and fall asleep in fact while reading 4chan
I linked my g+ account to my mums phone so I get those juicy nudes and masturbation videos, I fap like crazy to them.
>>694564205
He was probably died from inside already don't you think. If he did some horrible things in life then it was his choice
I have sex in the missionary position solely for the purpose of procreation.
>feels
>>694564477
You need to take a nap.
>>694564063
Your mum
>>694564574
>mega?
>>694564389
I'm not really big on the idea of a depraved stranger jacking off to pictures of my true love, but I do take pity on creatures starved for intimacy, so sure.
Post your email address.
When I worked at a juvenile detention center for boys I had to strip teenage boys naked in groups and make them show different parts of their bodies in full view of the others. Some would cover themselves with their hands or get involuntary boners.
I play piano
>I had sex first time in a cemetary with a psycho bitch, she was my first i was her 8th.
>i fucked my best friends girlfriend, she broke up with him for me, and he was devastated. I will never forgive my self.
>i m too lazy to work, i m 25 and i always worked part time shitty jobs, i still live with my parents.
>i have asthma and i smoke like crazy
>i always feel that i will die young
>i dont want to have kids cos i dont want the responsibility but i lie to gfs that i like them.
>i m used to fuck only hot bitches, i am so shallow, the other day a 5/10 girl started to suck me and i stopped her because i gagged.
>i constantly lie that i have big plans for my life but thats a lie
>>694564574
Please post some /b/ro, don't be greedy now
>>694562813
Share the love
>>694563871
Everybody knows that he is a fucking fag
>>694564729
lol are you for real?
>>694564647
You. Fucking. MONSTER.
I tell girls I don't live that I do, just for sexing them
I'm afraid to asks girls I actually like out.
>>694564935
Lol nah. ..
>>694560000
Those r beatuliful quads m8
>>694565111
RIP INBOX
>>694557428
OPs picis my life now
also i completely disdain my girlfriend and am probably in love with another guy i recently met
>>694565111
nice trips
Ok i sent you some pics of me making love to my 8 year old mistress to your temporary email address. I put black censor rectangles over her cootch.
>>694564785
Fucking disgusting
>>694565441
there is literally no part of this that I believe.
>>694565576
even the trips part?
>>694565566
I didn't purposefully try to go over the line in terms of embarrassing or humiliating them. I just did what I needed to do, which unfortunately for them involved them being naked and possibly compromising their dignity.
>>694565720
especially.
I secretly love Fedoras. But I fear walking around and hearing pedestrians who are /b/ wispering
"shame... shame... shame..."
Half of this thread is bullshit....how's that for a confession
>>694565799
You sound like a fucking creep, i hope you kill yourself and no youth jail would force prisoners to be naked in front of everyone like you said. Keep your disgusting fantasies to yourself you neckbeard faggot child molester.
>>694565799
[ Donfft worrvy. Those boyffs are mayde of atoms. Atoms that maike theyeer way across the univerffss. Nayce dubbfffs. ]
>>694559013
Greentext it up anon
You know we're interested
I've fapped to a very black African chick that was wearing tight leather pants. ass was phat.
>>694566027
I didn't do anything other than what's standard procedure in most places. I never shouted, swore, made lewd comments, or touched them. It wasn't done out in front of the whole jail; the procedure was just done with multiple boys being examined at once in a room.
>>694557428
I'm a tranny with a rape fetiché.
>>694560457
Big breasts, busty
Or anything you fuck, the 8th pic in yer folder
>>694566297
ooga booga where da black wimmin at
>>694557428
i will not jack off to porn unless it shows the girls shoes coming off at some point
>>694560034
Greentext.
>Now.
>>694566496
>Big breasts, busty
not sure you're quite getting the idea here....
>>694557428
>>be 16
>>molest 8 year old sister
>>tricks her into watching me jack off
>>tricks her into tasting my cum
>>happens almost daily
>>1 year later
>>convince sister to give me handjobs
>>convince her to give me blowjobs
>>forces her to swallow my loads
>>continues at least 4 times a week
>>try to fuck sister
>>cannot penetrate underdeveloped pussy
>>continue with handjobs and blowjobs
>>sister eventually starts growing pubes
>>try to fuck sister again
>>can only fit the head
>>cum inside
>>panic
>>never touch her again
>>missed out on sister's puberty and growing tits
>>think she repressed those memories
>>it's weird between us now
>>regret not starting her sooner
>>694557428
I watched her from a little hole in my room.
>>694557428
1: I'm a pretty happy guy
2: I'm heterosexual
3: I'm not diagnosed with any mental illness
4: I work part time.
Might not seem much of secrets, but here in Sweden the above is almost illegal.
>>694562238
GUYS, LETS PAY ATTENTION TO THE SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE
>>694566027
Not the guy youre responding to but they actually do. I got sent to juvey alot as a kid prob over 8x and they always searched us in groups. Also forced to take showers at the same time. One big room with like 4-5 open faced stalls and a guard watching the entire time.. this is Fla btw
>>694557428
I sucked my own dick few times. Now it's too hard for me to do it. Feel like a fag.
>>694568097
Dont squander your talent
Ok look, so my old best friend took advantage of me and held me down on his bed as he did whatever he did to me. I'm not going to get into detail, but everyone knows and hates him, and he is in a lot of shit. But my only secret that no one knows, is that I plan on killing him and dragging him into the woods and eating his face. Oh, and I have a thing for wanting to eat human flesh.
>>694568729
How soon do you plan to
>>694557912
Moar
>>694566850
More
>>694557428
I don't know what "red pilled"/"blue pilled" means.
>>694562813
Drive link?
I want to fuck my best friend in the ass
>>694557428
I left my gf for her bestfriend (my ex) but my gf thinks I left bc of the trouble we got into.
My aunt believes that she is my favorite. When in fact I think shes rather annoying.
I watch incest, not bc I want to fuck my sister, but bc it makes such a good plot.
>Cant believe we have to share a bed.
I hate my friends bunch of cry baby cock suckers
Pretty sure they hate eachother
Id fuck one of my closest friends mother if I could. Its bad because hes the only one I respect out of the group of crap friend I have.
At 16 I forced girls to do things for me
two years later I forced my ex from my last to give her virginity to me. in the belief that we'd be together forever.
I'm a virgin at 23.
nobody knows and thinks i get laid regularly as I keep up the semblance of a normal social life.
I once masturbated to Janet Reno.
I shot a homless person in the back of the head in april.
>>694557428
My brother put away two big cartel members
Cant believe I am still alive
Its been three years.
Had sleepness nights
Fear that id be kiddnapped in the middle of the night.
Then chopped up
I'm bisexual and I love when women control me physically and mentally also love when women degrade me emotionally and physically.
>>694568729
Record it when you do it.
Might as well
Only one with the motive to kill the kid.
I hope.he ass fucked you real good :F
Shoved his wet jizzy dick in you
Sucks you cant do shit about those little fluids swimming inside of you. :D
>>694569530
>>694557428
all i think about is cheating on her
>>694562098
>Blacks hate themselves with a depth that no white person can understand.
What is called being a white tranny.
>>694569196
U never seen the matrix?
>Had a hard childhood
>Invented lies about myself that i only told myself
>Invent people inside my head
>Being aware of it
>Can't differentiate between what i invented and what actually happened
>>694557428
I fucked a horse.
>>694557537
Me too
>>694570808
Well yeah, but when people use the phrases I don't really understand what they're trying to say.
Like "You've been x pilled". I wasn't handed a pill from a dude named Morpheus, so, what the fuck?
>>694570528
No one else desires this feeling?
>>694557428
>>694571164
I'm not real good at explaining shit but let me try. Red pill is the truth and the blue one is a cover up of the truth. Make sense?
>>694571421
Sort of, but that doesn't explain what "truth" you're supposed to be getting red pilled into seeing, which is I guess the part that makes the lease sense to me.
I have the urge to rape my cousin and would do it if I knew for a fact no one else would ever know.
>>694571534
Well it depends on the context.
If you agree that the Jews were targeted in nazi Germany, holocaust deniers might say you have been blue pilled. And vice versa.
My dad has cancer , which is incurable kind .
I've hated him for so long , he was so shitty and really fucked my life , and I know that in my last meeting with him I won't be able to say how much I hated the shit he done to me and that I'm sort of glad he won't be here for long , he makes my mother's life so hard and my mother is the only good female I've come to know really.
When my father will die I won't be able to tell anybody that I'm glad he isn't here anymore .
>>694571830
Ah. Neat.
>>694561081
Because you badass...gangsta.
I used to, but it became partially real after years of faking.
>>694558276
>>694557762
you mother fucker
>>694562098
Its natural to be black and want to hurt other blacks. Pretty much every statistic shows it. You can't fight nature.
Im cheating on my GF and trying to get a married woman pregnant
>>694562098
Oddly poignant my """""""""black""""""""" anon.
>>694560157
Now that's what I call EDGY!
My girlfriend says she loves me and she really does but then I say I love and I don't think I really do
>>694571896
You can tell us
>>694557428
I shited in a sink
>>694572969
same here. shes a great girl and everything and treats me well.
>>694572969
You are not the first person to do that
When I was 5 I had a sort of sexual relationship with my male cousin of the same age (I'm a male) this is the first time I'm telling this to someone in my life
>>694557428
nice try NASA youre not fooling me
>>694573133
SAME HERE
>>694571009
>>Can't differentiate between what i invented and what actually happened
Sometimes this. Or maybe this. People seem to have diffrent memories of things that happened.
I have a stutter and social anxiety because of it, if I could speak normally I would be a normie and not lurk here with you faggots :(
>>694559496
<Doesn't know how to greentext
>>694559013
tell me what were the hardest teeth to pull out and I'll believe you
>>694573446
I have a stutter too. You can control it by learning to breathe better. I took a class for it in gradeschool, but I have to imagine that there's shit on YouTube you could watch.
sometimes when i pull it too hard i rip the skin
>>694559496
same here, kinda fucked up and no solution i guess? This also applies to girls
>>694573615
I've heard about that but never tried it though...
>>694562856
because she found out that you're a man and want to stick your dick in lots of girls???
Tell her to quit being a faggot and recognize that you're still a horny 12 year old boy on the inside just like every man until the day he dies.
If she doesn't want to accept that her body isnt the only thing on earth that you find beautiful, then she should go date her imaginary boyfriend who will never look at another women and think she's fucking hot.
>>694573709
When I was 14...it was cool to have no emotions and not care about anything. Every one was doing it.
>>694562330
you have to get down on your knees and use the palms of your hands.
and drink liquid chlorophyll to make your poos green and sloppy
>>694563111
holy shit you are a piece of shit cunt who needs to die
>>694573866
Well, it worked for me man. When I was a kid I could barely say a single word without stuttering for 10-15 seconds. Talking was basically impossible.
Now no one knows I ever had one, and I only notice it when I do something obvious like try and talk while I'm out of breath.
Very, very rarely though I still can't start a sentence with a particular word and have to switch to another. "Hello", for example, trips me up sometimes.
>>694563470
I came back to /b/ after a 3 year hiatus because of BLM. Just so dumb.
>>694573446
Bro, go to a speech therapist. They can sort that shit out in no time.
>>694574193
>I still can't start a sentence with a particular word and have to switch to another. "Hello", for example, trips me up sometimes.
I know that feel, I might try it the thing is my breathing is pretty bad these days because of anxiety so I can barely get a sentence out.
It's a very personal thing and no one can really help you except yourself
Im an A class celebrity, Hollywood life is rather hellish and a friend introduced me to the site. Not really sure why I come here. Other then that no real big secrets.
>>694574640
I went to one when I was a kid but it didn't help me
>>694574573
BlackLivesMatter needs to be destoryed
>>694574913
is pedowood really run by the jew elite pedo's?
I can't stop killing.
>>694575008
Its not BLM....its killing those cops and the positive feeling of justice. It wasn't the black Friday protests, or Bernie Sanders shtick, or any of the other stuff....its the whole "I'm not saying the cops should have died...but that's what you get when you push people too far attitude". I know /b/ would understand the irony.
>>694575032
Who can say behind closed doors. Its not known when discussing future films or while on set for sure
>>694574913
Cool story,bro.
>>694561654
killing someone over a mdma deal.. yea righto mate
Set up a cam in my sister's room. Addicted to fapping to her and wanna fuck her. The first time I saw her breasts I exploded. She's so sexy.
>>694575358
Im against BLM because they literaly dont know what the hell they are talking about.
the whole white cops killing black innocence propoganda is bullshit.
just do a little reading on police killings and crime statistics.
your actually more likely to be killed by cops if your white.
>>694574913
I wonder if you're Taylor swift, if that's the case, why did you left Calvin and why do you have to get mad at every little shitty thing like tbh it's getting annoying to hear ur always in a fight like I'll download your music illegally only just so u don't get my money
>>694575424
bro story cool
>>694575500
i feel your pain man, also you have double doubles
>>694574913
lol i know who you are. daniel radcliffe.
>>694558910
>>694575646
I'm fapping to her rn
>>694574972
But how about as an adult? I didn't get it either as a kid, but after some shit happend a couple years ago I decided to go again. Not only do I not stutter anymore, but they even helped me with my socializing problems and how I phrase things. It might be worth another try.
>>694575514
hey,
I wrote the lyrics and the melody for 'his' new song! I just think I deserve a little credit.
.. and I'm not always trying to make a fight.
Please don't download songs illegally
* Tay *
i cumshop all my female friends
>>694573446
Angelo?
>>694575939
I haven't gone as an adult, but I've been thinking about it I might go if I work up the courage
I really like traps.
>>694576161
Who's Angelo?
>>694568729
https://youtu.be/UBfoMgllphs
The perfect soundtrack
>>694558528
Holy fuck are you me? My girlfriend is absolutely a fucking blessing and listens to virtually everything I say, there's no drama, arguments, or much disagreements, she's hot as fuck and sucks dick like a fucking champ, yet I find myself fantasizing about fucking other girls all the time. I'd never cheat and I never have but I keep feeling like I want to, is this normal? I mean I'm happy in my relationship she's legitimately the best girl I've ever had but I want to fuck others.
I only have sexual relations with women in the missionary position, for the sole purpose of procreation
>>694576290
Who doesn't? Only faggots that's who
>>694576602
I also feel this
>>694576602
this is normal
you are alpha
you must spread your superior seed to those female vessels who are worthy
>>694557428
Sometimes I question if my sexuality is a meme and i am not actually a faggot.>>694557537
>>694557632
You need help before you kill someone anon, if you do rec it
>>694576613
Stale
>>694576276
You have so much to gain from fixing your stutter so I urge you to try. If you can have the courage to do one thing in life, let it be this. Seriously, it's life changing.
>>694576867
>>694576694
I think it's because I have a low self esteem even though I know I'm great at fucking and have a big dick, every girl I sleep with becomes absolutely obsessed with me afterwards and it boosts my self esteem, when I was single I'd have like 4-5 fuck buddies on the go and I feel like I want that again. Nothing made me feel better then fucking multiple girls with all of them knowing they weren't the only ones yet they continued to do it.
>>694577182
Thanks for the encouragement, I'll try my best to
>>694559955
You are gonna seek the kid in 20 years anon that's for sure.
>>694561928
They are gonna find you anon you are fucked up, you know is true
>K I L L Y O U R S E L F
>>694560000
Jesus christ, mate. fuckin zero's for days.
