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>>694544227
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>most important:Have fun!
Amatsukaze claimed
Shoo~ :3
>>694553528
Miho claimed
>>694552329
I got 3.
Rory-sama claimed.
I cant drink as much anymore edition.
Claiming then sleeping.
Check these dubs, by the way.
>>694553114 #
Don't get to cute.
>Rapist are attracted to cute~
>>694553224 #
I may take a few shots~
Think you can handle it?
Claimed
Peanut butter m&ms
>>694553224
Shame... Is it worth it?
>>694553737
Oh.. Okay then
>>694553822
Nice get, goodnight
Goodnight /waifu/, may you dream of your waifus doing shit
>>694553822
Sleep well
>Dubs checked
>>694551878
Neither am I, usually end up messing up in one department thus ruining the whole operation. They really are fun though.
>>694552823
What more could you ask for? That feeling of kicking back is great.
Yep already decided on doing that, funniest thing is that it doesn't involve me. You got that right. Get some music and and come around here and it's all good.
>Did you do your exercise?
Absolutely not! Should of though.
>Best idol claimed
>>694553822
Well, shit. Well done.
>>694553755
Ohhh yuuunoooo
>>694553978
Yeesssss?~ <3
>>694553822
Worship thy greatness
>>694553906
What?
>>694553934
WAIT WAIT WAIT IT'S A JOKE I'M SORRY
>>694553978
Here we go
Best type moon claimed
>>694553790
New Mexico best bote.
>>694553790
Niiice.
>>694553822
Checked. Night Yozo.
>>694553906
Probably not, Kongos armor is non-existent.
>>694553934
That depends, to be honest. Most the time though, no. Thinking of trying for a wax next time.
Night bote!
>>694553822
Checked
>>694553933
hahhaha i ate half my peanut ones.
keep it on the low low /waifu/ were watching Redline now.
knock twice the password is FUCK BABY
Claiming best girl <3
How's everybody doing tonight/today? What's on your mind anon? :3
>>694554099
I was just saying your name~
>>694554102
What what where are we goin?
Hope everyone is having a good night
>>694554323
Nothing much.
Just these dubs.
Claimed
>pls no bully
>>694554323
Right wrist cramping from listing something mega heavy earlier, playing runescape is making it worse lol but the grind must go on
Whats up?
>>694554426
Mmm I'm liking~
>>694554257
>Wax
I'm going to try to do a full body wax before you come...
I'm not sure where to get one though, it'll be embarassing
>>694554515
>bullies in tsundere
>>694554323
>
>>694554489
Got some rum and coke, pumpkin soup and a warm home. Fuck yes its a good night.
>>694554426
Nowhere. And put that sleeve back on.
>>694554489
I hope you're having one
>>694554515
I will not bully you, you can come out
>>694554489
Good enough I guess.
>>694554569
I've yet to decide if I'll do one or not. I'll probably do it for Anime Expo next year, and depending how that goes, decide if I'll do it again.
>>694554323
Krulcifer was the only redeeming quality from that show.
>>694554426
Hey Rikka. What's up?
>>694554489
Likewise man. How'd the ranked go?
>>694554713
Yay!
>>694554647
Y u bulli me?
>
>>694554562
Ohhh I knowwwwww, are you still drinking or did ya stop a while ago???
>>694554713
Okay. Yes mom fiiiiiiine
>>694554860
Stopped, already drinked a whole bottle of jack daniels, its doing nothing to me
>>694554815
And how are you tonight?
>>694554860
Am I hearing sass?
>>694554740
You'll have to take more pictures
>And then send me some private ones~
Smooth booty cutie!
>>694554815
Because bully is fun
>>694554515
Gib me your lunch moniez XDDDDD
>>694554777
Heya lucky number 7 soft maki! How are you??
>>694554969
Why are you so tolerant??
>>694554999
No no no no noooooo
>>694554999
>trips
She needs a spanking.
>>694554815
>came back from my slumber to tell ya your a cute tsun
>last post of today
Claimed.
I'm slow....
>>694554099
Now that's how you live it up!
Add some hot sauce, some cheese, or hell, even some ketchup!
>>694554257
Oh, PC gaming. I don't know it works there. It's gonna be hella fun!
I wouldn't be harsh in saying anything about that. Just say if he could come on time. I used to have boss like that, she was cool about anything. Just as long as you get calls and all.
>>694553822
I hope you don't say that in public.
How much in total?
Tell me how they taste as well! They're bound to taste unique!
Also sleep nicely and take care.
>>694553949
Especially with your tasty juice here! It's heaven!
What's with people dragging others that have no involvement. It's insane, I'll tell you! Good choice on ignoring it, it'll blow over, like nothing.
One day isn't bad for missing out on exercise, right?
>>694553978
Easy there Rikka....
>>694554969
Good, taking a break from binge reading Hunter x Hunter currently. You?
>>694555120
Don't hurt me!
I don't have any money!
>>694555075
Not for me!
>>694555136
I'm not a cute nor am I a tsun!
>>694555121
Damn right
>>694555124
Wut
>>694554512
>Just these dubs.
What dubs, anon-kun?
>>694554562
>Right wrist cramping from listing something mega heavy earlier, playing runescape is making it worse lol but the grind must go on
I hope it'll be okay.
>Whats up?
Not much, just woke up and trying to find some good wallpapers of my waifu.
>>694554647
>
What does that mean? ;-;
>>694554777
>Krulcifer was the only redeeming quality from that show.
ikr, that's why i've chosen her. Super classy and elegant <3
Anyone knows how this type of drawing is called?
>pic related
>>694555241
>buli externally
>>694554713
Thanks, what are you up to tonight?
>>694554777
Think I'm going to take a break from competitive games for a bit. I'll probably find some single player game to play through to fill my time. Maybe I'll do that renegade play though or beat Bastion/Transistor.
>>694555241
Ok show me your tiddies
>>694555291
I meant to post this pic
>>694555310
Bit Im kinda tired.
The
>
Means pic related.
>>694555238
Woah woah hey sorry heh
>>694555253
God why do you gotta be such a buzz kill mom?
>>694555121
Cause I'm hispanic
>>694555238
Hot sauce I'll do
>>694555241
Playiing oldschool runescape
>>694555291
Have tried /w/?
Did you sleep good?
>>694555350
Practicing osu
>Must... become... better
>>694555360
Oh boy
>>694555522
That's because I care about you, very much
>>694555553
Indeed, your grace
Claiming Shiony Regis. The Insalalum Imperium is for te betterment of mankind led by the best girl.
>>694555055
It's an expo, of course i will!
>Only if I think they look good! Which I probably won't.
Nou
>>694555238
We mostly just play MMOs or quick match games.
Eh, it's not that much of a bother. I'd much rather tell off the fucker that relieves me on the weekends. He comes early, but he's always a prick and I've had to cover his shift multiple times now because he called out at the last second for LITERALLY no fucking reason. Even the manager hates him.
Off to sleep.
Have a good day everyone.
>>694555644
I'll be the judge, so you'll hand to send me a lot of pics.
>u2
Getting sleepy. Need to go cutie~
>>694555652
Nice penguin. Goodnight.
>>694555791
Goodnight, have a good sleep
>>694555652
>>694555791
Sleep well cuties~
>>694555360
What! No! That's too lewd!
>>694555310
Meanie! I'm going to report you to the Report-A-Bully box!
>>694555576
Glad to hear but I meant to reply to:>>694554999
But that doesn't mean we can't still talk
>>694555652
Night!
>>694555490
O-okay. Thanks for explaining.
>>694555576
>Have tried /w/?
No, will try.
>Did you sleep good?
Went to sleep at midnight, then slept for 10 hours. But overall it was a good sleep. Thanks for asking :3
>>694555791
>>694555652
Good night.
>>694555879
Go ahead. Report me. It can't un-buli you.
>>694555121
I can't compete with these names! I'm fine, having a swell night, how about you cutie?
>>694555136
Kek, good night boat.
>>694555238
Wish these times could last forever.
They don't want to share the guilt or the burden of it, very annoying. Yeah they'll sort their shit out and if they don't oh well. I'll still be outta it.
Nah one day wouldn't mess me up, now a whole week, yes.
>>694555291
Excellent claim anon. All the qualities you could ever want.
I believe they are called minimalistic wallpapers.
>>694555350
That sounds good. Can only take so much of that really before it weighs you down really. Not that familiar with those other two games.
>>694555879
Oh, that's good
>I thought you were ignoring me
I'm pretty good myself. Say, why do people bully you?
>>694555879
I know lol that's why I replied anyways
>>694555974
>10 hours
Goodness, you dont have anything important to do right? Well at least it was good
>>694555791
They won't be cute though!
>Night cutie
>>694555576
Oh then because I am white it means I cant handle the juice got it
>>694555609
I love you too mom I know youre just looking out for me.
>>694556026
I am doing fine alot better than last night! I made a new friend and we talked tonight he was super cool we just looked at nendroids as we talked it was dope!
Anyways gotta be up early for work so see ya later!
Remfag here
>>694556002
Reported and Tarragoned (I think thats the phrase)
>>694556052
I don't know. I just say no bully because sometimes people say "Tohsaka Rin pleases old men for money"
>>694556085
Oh, okay.
Night everyone!
>>694556164
Not really, if you got some irish in you, you could develop some tolerance
Sleep well luv~
>>694556300
Sleep well
>>694556284
What are ya up to?
>>694556108
I beg to disagree. They will look splendid and utterly attractive on you! :3
>>694556164
Good. Now go clean up your room, and then I'll let you keep flirting with your little girlfriend over there
>>694556284
That's terrible. They should know that you're a wonderful person
>>694556300
Nighty night
>>694555609
What's osu?
>>694556026
yeah, the past week I've caught nothing but shit on both Overwatch and cs:go and I'm burnt out. They are both really neat. I haven't beaten either but I've played a bit of both. I think Transistor is cooler though
>>694556361
Being bored because I'm taking a break from Hunter x Hunter.
I read ~50 chapter in 12ish hours
>>694556406
Oh you~!
>>694556435
See that little bar on the top? That's called a search bar. You type in it to search things there. You should use it.
>>694556688
Hmm? Did I say something weird?
>>694556688
TRIPLE DUBS CHECKED
>>694556688
Good lord and thats a long as series too
>>694556406
They will not! They don't even pass the knees at the moment!
>>694556026
>Excellent claim anon. All the qualities you could ever want.
ikr, that's why i've chosen her. Just love this type of girls.
>I believe they are called minimalistic wallpapers.
Thanks. Will share some goodies if i find any.
>>694556085
>Goodness, you dont have anything important to do right? Well at least it was good
Actually i do. I have work, but it's done remotely (i'm a programmer). It's super chill, there are moments in which i don't do shit whole week and if there's something to do it takes me maybe 8 hours if it's super hard. The pay isn't great, but i'm still in highschool and for what i do it's basically free money.
>>694556435
>What's osu?
It's a music rhytmic game, a lot of anime bitmaps with some good music. Definitely worth a check.
>>694556688
Check'em.
>>694556779
No!
You just flatter me so much!
>>694556688
Shameless self-check
>>694556899
I know, I got a good ~300 chapters to go
>>694556779
lmao why so hostile bud?
>>694556980
Thank you.
>>694556980
Programmer in highschool.. you some sort of genius or somethin? I was still learning web design at the time
>Regret not keeping note copy on flashdrive
>>694557041
Hot diggity damn
>>694556164
Happy to hear that!. That's cool you found someone with the same interest, hope things go well from now on. Have a nice night, sleep well.
>>694556435
Oh God juggling both must be shit. Overwatch tears mixed with CS:GO salt, wonderful. Bastion looks familiar now but Transistor not as much. What is that one about though?
>>694556980
It's something about the high class and refined manner that's stunning.
Much appreciated, they're pretty damn neat to look at.
Claimed.
>>694556284
But she does. Its canon.
>>694556922
You should have a little more faith in yourself, sweetie
>>694557074
I just played a ranked game of League and got demoted. Again.
>>694557041
Really?
>I guess I'll keep up whatever I'm doing
>>694556241
best waifu claimed
or stolen
>>694557309
Heh, faith in myself is very dependent on the topic.
>Not really, but let's pretend it is!
>>694557194
I actually didn't get very far and absorb much of the story but this is what the wiki says "Red, a famous singer in a city called Cloudbank, is attacked by the Process, a robotic force commanded by a group called the Camerata. But she manages to escape and comes into possession of the mysterious Transistor—the great sword-like weapon she was to be assassinated with. The Transistor is buried into the chest of a man , now slumped over and dead; though his consciousness and voice seems to have been absorbed into the Transistor itself, along with Red's voice. The Camerata continues to track Red and the Transistor down with the Process, wanting the weapon for some yet-unknown cause"
>>694557309
ahhh I'm sorry, I know just how mad league can make people (especially me). That's part of the reason I stopped playing it. I got sick and tired of every single game having someone flaming either our team or the other one. League's community is by far the worst I have ever had to deal with. At the beginning of this season I came back to see where I'd get place. I had 3 games with an afk/leaver in a row. I got placed Bronze 4. Done.
>>694557221
Doujinshis are canon now?!
Plus Saber comes and helps out halfway through!
>>694557309
Yes!
You flatter me a lot!
Get on the stream were watching redline
Rabbit.com/shino83
>>694557619
Oh, come on, you should do it for science!
>I don't know what I'm saying anymore I think I've lost it
>>694557694
I just suck it all up and soldier on. Gold's what I'm aiming for, and I'll keep playing until I get there or until I drop dead.
>>694557807
I'm glad a pretty lady like you has the time to appreciate me
>>694557482
Claimed
I'm surprised that no one claimed her before.
Decided to try to find more pictures of best waifu, was moderately successful.
>>694557957
>I hardy know what you're saying
I think you have too. Hanako pls
>>694557074
>Thank you.
No problem :3
>>694557177
>Programmer in highschool.. you some sort of genius or somethin? I was still learning web design at the time
Not really a genius. I just get fast understanding of things. My pay is ~130 USD, so not much (but this helps me a little bit, don't have to bother parents with asking them for money). My boss is a great guy (he treats me like a friend) and it's more like a apprenticeship. I did learn a huge lot of stuff by working for him.
>>694557194
>It's something about the high class and refined manner that's stunning.
Yesss. The way she talks, walks, her pose is just UGHGUGUGH. Don't even know what to say, just love every bit of her. Didn't find single thing about her disappointing or annoying.
>>694557875
Reported and Tarragon'd :^)
>>694558013
Heresy? Tomoko?
Very late replies, so sorry.
>>694555522
It's okay.
>>694555576
Very spicy, that's how you live, none of that cheap, weak stuff.
>>694555644
Ah.
Seems like it's a no win situation.
How long do you stay there? Another 8 hrs?
>>694556026
Definitely! A rare moment in life.
Yup!!!! You know how to handle yourself!
When I used to run back then, I would feel a little bad for not running for a day. A week, I would've an hero. How long have you been without running?
Autistic niggers
MANDATORY
>inb4 mavis is a nigger
>>694558160
Thank you i needed to be reported
Its about time someone took care of me
>>694558160
Most certainly not Tomoko. She is the Insalaum Imperium's leader. A stellar example of a leader and best waifu.
>>694558201
>>694558174
Generally it's an extra 4 hours, and they either have the person I relieve cover the next 4, or send someone else to cover those 4 hours. Otherwise they'd have me stay that full 8.
>>694558284
Sup Mavis.
>>694558371
Make way, future Overgod comin through.
>>694558340
The file names are Tomoko's
At least they look like them
>>694558284
Blood isn't the only thing mavis sucks
>>694558122
Ah gotcha, hell free money like you said as a highschooler
>>694558174
But I like cheap stuff..
>>694558069
I just threw some eggs at the wall
>please help me
>>694557807
90% sure it was in one of the VNs where Rin uses sex offscreen to pay for some mana crystals.
>>694558604
Oh, you're making a how to guide?
>>694558526
>>694558604
now THAT'S autistic.
>>694558604
Hanako does How To Basic confirmed
>>694557957
Aww~
You're the pretty one!
>>694558671
Prove it was sex
>protip: you can't
>>694558526
I have provided an image of Shiony with the rest of her team. I must insist she Tomoko are different individuals. If you require more proof I shall post a shot of the game artbook that she comes from.
>>694557957
I wish I could do that but after so much it's just not worth it, at least for me. But I hope you make it to gold though, I'm rooting for you.
>emi
>>694558455
>Sup Mavis.
i'm living the dream.
>>694558723
Says disney waifu who's literally an old bat
>>694558671
It was only implied. Granted she's still a slut because she fucks in order: Saber, Shirou, Sakura and Rider.
>>694558820
Your filenames remind me of tomoko anon's
>>694558723
Fite me
>>694558925
Saber helps Rin please old men and Shikki a whore
>>694558939
ohshitniggerwhatareyoudoing
>>694558836
Sitting at home collecting NEET bucks and feasting on TV dinners?
>>694558939
They're posting from a mobile device, they all have those file names. Or so I was told.
>>694558939
Ah, my apologies for the confusion.
I am stuck in work currently, so I'm uploading from my phone, the file names aren't brilliant to be honest.
>>694559059
>They're posting from a mobile device, they all have those file names. Or so I was told.
Yeah Windows phones, like how iphones have image.jpg.
>>694558455
So overtime. Does it pay well at least?
It must be hell to spend another 8hrs...
>>694558558
Well what do you consider cheap than?
>>694559059
I'm posting from mobile
>>694559131
Ah, I see
>>694559059
i will have you know, that i'm VERY social. today i went outside and walked all the way to the mailbox.
>>694559166
Window Phones are Linuxes of mobile world
>>694559166
Androids dont do that tho
It saves whatever its named
>>694559196
You considered my plan pepperoni pizza cheap
>>694559286
Just another reason for Android being better.
>>694559243
I use Linux, shit's fire.
>>694558558
>Ah gotcha, hell free money like you said as a highschooler
Yes. It's nice talking to you :3 What is your current job or sth?
>>694559286
mavis approves of your waifu
>>694559196
Pays minimum wage, so not really. Generally that extra 4 hours is only about $60 before taxes.
My very first day on the job was 20 hours long!
>>694559219
Fuck, that's too far man. You're beyond saving.
>>694559369
>I use Linux
You a hacker?
getting off early tonight. I'll probably be on tomorrow
Good night everyone
>>694557694
Huh. This is something very intricate. Sounds like a movie plot more than anything, then again most game probably do.
>>694558122
Haha, summed it pretty well. The best part is that it's done in such a way that it's not over-saturated, if you can get that. Their demeanor is haughty but not in a way it's distasteful or in other words, a bitch. Yeah some find these type of characters annoying but I simply adore them.
>>694558174
Sadly but that's why we enjoy it while it last.
That's how I always saw things, no need for senseless drama. There's enough of that out there. Neutral is the best positioning.
You felt that at times too? Lingers around in your conscience, like skipping out on responsibilities. Haha, takes awhile to get in the groove after that. Only 2 days, today I wasn't feeling it and yesterday there were errands to be done.
>>694559483
Night Emi!
>>694558686
No seriously, I just threw a dozen at the wall. I can't remember why.
>>694558723
You're talking to the guy who cooked a total of 42 eggs in two three days. And I didn't eat a single one.
>>694558738
-_-
>>694558793
Oh my, you're too kind. I can't understand why people would be so mean to you.
>>694559369
A/C repair
>>694559359
Exactly
>>694559391
Thats not how this works
I approve of your waifu
Which i dont
>3d is shit
>>694559740
Rory thought the same thing! It must've been what you were doing!
>Literally, the fuck yo?
clmd
Huh. This second cup of rum is hitting me hard.
>>694559790
>watching "slice of life" anime in the current year
nigga do you even lift?
>>694559911
Lol pirate
>Trip dubs checked
>>694559740
Eeh, idk
But you more kind!
>I'm going back to reading Hunter x Hunter! If my replies are slow its because of that!
>>694560038
>watching a disney movie
Do YOU even lift?
>>694560038
Still better than movies literally for kids.
>>694560038
>slice of life
Nigger learn your fucking genres
Its ecchi harem
And your fucking movie should have gone straight to dvd
Or i think it did
>>694560070
Captain morgan is some good shit though
>>694559343
Nah, just too casual. A little change up is great.
I don't mean to be harsh about it....
>>694559401
Not too bad, California has a minimum wage of $12 or something like that?
What happened that day? Jesus!
>>694559519
Yup, glad to have shared it with you and the rest.
Yes it's like I missed out on eating or resting. 2 days is not too bad, but nothing wrong on missing out if you had some errands. Laziness is a tough one to beat, for sure!
>>694559879
I guess I'm not exactly all there
>>694560191
Okay, have fun sweetie
>>694560294
Im drinking rebellion bay. Better shit than the capn morgs.
>>694560411
I remember that egg cooking phase. I even gave you pointers.
>>694559471
>You a hacker?
No, but would want to be one. The things those people do are just simply awesome.
>>694559519
>Haha, summed it pretty well. The best part is that it's done in such a way that it's not over-saturated, if you can get that. Their demeanor is haughty but not in a way it's distasteful or in other words, a bitch. Yeah some find these type of characters annoying but I simply adore them.
Same here. I'm just waiting and hoping for Season 2. Will have to read manga if that won't happen. (still probably will tho)
>>694559741
>A/C repair
Do you like your job? Are there any funny stories associated with it, which you would mind sharing?
>>694560294
>ecchi harem
was still trash. the anime is god awful; who would want a bunch of sexxy girls falling all over him? i bet you kiss girls faggot.
>>694560441
Good times, good times...
>>694560584
>who would want a bunch of sexxy girls falling all over hum? I bet you kiss girls faggot.
Literally what
>>694560294
Hm I'll give it a try
>>694560316
I'm picky
>Didnt mean to pick a crying yuno, thought it was her cringing her teeth together
>>694560541
Love/hate it
No stories, just dumbass people that dont understand why I charge them so much and swear its a simple fix
>>694560316
Haha, i wish. It's only $10. Supposed to be $15 in a few years.
Came in for the interview, then they liked me and asked if I could do the training that day. Then they asked if I could work the shift for that night! So I ended up going from interview at 11, to end of the the shift at 7 the next day.
>>694560411
RIP Hanako
By the way, what servers do you play on?
>>694560441
Sweeter?
>>694560584
I-i-i o dont NOT kiss girls
You cant prove shit
And yes the anime was godawful
>>694560707
Its real sweet goes great with dr.p
>>694560757
I play on Oceanic servers except for WoWs. I play on the U.S servers with that game.
>>694560541
Kinda wish I had more time outside of work to learn new skills
>>694559483
Night m8.
>>694560316
Likewise man, likewise.
It damn sure is, I'll try to get out there tomorrow, or should I say today.
>>694560541
I don't see why it wouldn't. Wasn't a bad show but it fell into the battle harem pit which some find generic.
>Maki
one of you autistic faggots make a new thread? pretty please with sugar on top?
>>694561199
No
>moka
>>694561354
well fuck my ass and don't call me in the morning.
NEW THREAD
>>694561524
>>694561524
>>694561524
>>694560795
>goes great with dr.p
That's all I need to hear
>Yuno
