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Get your hand off your dick you fat fuck and do some push ups!

Last two digits of your post is how many pushups you do.

>dubs = double amount
>hard mode = last 3 digits
>reroll until you can't do any more

ROLLING
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>>694548764
bump and doing
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roll
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>>694548764
Roliing for 01
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>>694548764
roll
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,
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rolling for 00
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>>694549059
fag
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>>694548764
rolololol
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>>694549190
What did I do?
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>>694548764
Rolling
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lmqfqw
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k
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ROLLPUSSYASSMOTHAFUCKERSIAINTSCAREDOFSOMEPUSSYASSPUSHUPS
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Thanks OP, needed to do some push-ups before I went to sleep. Rolling
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lets do this shit. rolling for 99
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>>694549504
Okay not doing 504 and i'm not doing 4, reroll.
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>>694549496
Fuk.
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>>694549570
Much better.
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>>694548764
rolling
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>>694549059
>>694549190
>2016
>Rolling for 01
>not aiming for gains
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Last 2 digits are the number of strokes I use to come.
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rolll
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rell for 000
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Roll
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Rrrrrrrrrrrololing because I can do 99.
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>>694549899
kek
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>>694549899
daaaaaaaaaaaamn. get to work...
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>>694549496
Fuk Im weak Im at 25
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dadadadada
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>>694549998
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>>694548764
rol
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>>694548764
Roll
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>>694548764
>64
done

reroll
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>>694550197
rolly plz
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Roll
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>>694549496
Someone help I need inspiration 35.
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Roll
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Bump, stump, and roll
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>>694550301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-jwWYX7Jlo

how about some cheesy motivational vids
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Roll
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>>694548764
Rollzies
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Roll
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roll
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R o l l
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ight
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>rolls
>does no pushups
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Roll
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>>694550607
done
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Ok dad
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pokemon go has gotten me fit enough
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>>694550974
Pokemon go was my fist inspiration to get more fit, I was never fat.just not fit. 55/96
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>>694548764
rolly
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>>694550197
20/97
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>>694548764
get
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rolling
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>>694548764
ROLL for tomorow
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roll
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>>694548764
rolling
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Yeah I can do this. 2 digits what up
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>>694551219
40/97
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>>694551398
OH
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You bitches aren't fit
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>>694551442
60/96 no Im not I cant feel my my arms
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>>694550301
Stop being a little bitch
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>>694548764
rolling. now that i am back from my shoulder-injury i need to get some training.
anybody got an idea how to work pecs without weights (besides normal push-ups)? i am going on vacations and there is no gym.
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>>694551597
65/96 fuck Im determined.
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Roll
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rolling
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lets do thjis
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Roll
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roll
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roll
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>>694551802
Lucky sonofabitch 72/96
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>>694548764
Lezdoit
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>>694548764
fucker
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roll
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Roll
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>>694551607
find shit to lift like rocks if you can or something u can lie down with and push upwards like you were doing benchpress

theres literally a gym everywhere in the park wherver you just ogtta use ur imagination
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rollin
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Give me them gainz
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>>694551607
Put a backpack on with something heavy in it and do push-ups. Make the weight so that your max set is like 12-16 and do 3 sets of 8 and then take it off and go to failure. Do it like every 3 days and make sure you eat protein and slightly more calories than you burn everyday to make sure calories aren't the limiting factor of your muscle growth. Keep adding more weight as it gets easier.
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>>694548764
but i'm anorexic pushups would kill me fam
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Rollio
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>>694548764
Fuck it
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>>694548764
76/96... I have failed u OP, /b/ and anons...
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>>694551421
80/97
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>>694548764
ANON! USE ROLLOUT!
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>>694552279
thats a great idea! thanks, i will do that.
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>>694552546
do situps mangs
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>>694548764
Roll
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>>694552017
keepgoingtimenow
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>>694548764
roll
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Fuck
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>>694548764
i wont reroll
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>>694552589
finished with some pretty shitty hump ups
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>>694548764
rollllll
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Rolling
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>>694552342
25/42 and ive eaten about 250-300 calories today and lost 35 pounds within the last month and a half
ayyyyyyyy
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>>694548764
if you scroll up and down it looks like he's animated
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I cant do one push up, i just fall on my belly. I'm too far gone, there would be no point anyway.
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>>694548764
pew pew
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Rolling
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>>694548764
im keen brah
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Roll
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Roll
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xdxd
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>>694553571
How tall are you and how much do you weigh?m or f
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>>694548764
rololol
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>>694555414
ok this is not enough im doing 30
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>>694548764
come on, dont gimme more than 30
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>>694555661
screw this shit.....gonna take the whole day
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roll
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Fucking easy m8
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>>694555009
Reroll
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rollll
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>>694548764
Roll
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Its time i fucking die with these trips.
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>>694556203
God no.
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>>694548764
RoLL
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ofuq
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Roll
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99 hype
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rollerino
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Jacks roll
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Laims roll
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>>694554053
start jogging or swimming dude
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Zee roll
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I'm bored, roll
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50 is most I've ever done, please be like 20.
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lets do push ups!
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Rulllling
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>>694555801
wow
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why the hell not
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ez
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Just do it!
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Rolling
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>>694557900
That counts as 100.
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Screw it why not
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>>694548764
99
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post
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fuck niggers
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Roll
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rollin
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>>694548764
rolling. will do double whatever it gives me
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>>694548764
im down niggasss
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rallin
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>>694558337
ez mode
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roll
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fuck it
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roll
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roll
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01 pls
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17
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fuck you i can't get up for fear of breaking the floor
>>694558401
ayy 10/10 roll m8
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Less than 30 please
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Rolling
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Roll diggoty
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test me
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Rolling
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Roll
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>>694548764
rolling for 00
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Roll
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uh k
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>>694548764
easy
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>>694558575
do it and you won't regret it. don't sacrifice form though man, you're only cheating yourself if you do
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I did 6 then gave up
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roll
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>>694557863
and done!
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>>694548764

Last digit is the amount of sets of 20 pushups I do
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>>694558786
Out of shape since end of wrestling season. 40 and I'm out of breath this is sad
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>>694555334
m 5"8.5 145 went from 180 to 145 went from
bigorexia to anorexia, I eat about 300-0 calories
a day rn. Yeah i know I'm technically normal
weight but I'm so obsessed with not eating its
fucked gonna go to the doctor next week before
i become a skeleton. and still stronger than
some of these fuckers on no fuel
feelsgoodman.
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Oh god. Rollin.
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>>694548764
roll
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roll
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Roll
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Rolling, not gonna. Do any tho. One of u can do em tho
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>>694559144

Done. feels good tbh
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>>694548764
I am honor bound to roll
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Aight faggot
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I can do 49
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>>694548764
help me kek
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>>694560109
roll, will do sets until done
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>>694548764
rell
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k
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>>694548764
3 get
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rollin
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k
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fuck to the no
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rollerino
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roll
not a pussy
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>>694548764
roll
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I sure hope I get 00.
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>>694548764
rolling. i need the exercise
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>>694548764
rolll
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>>694563900
ayy
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roll
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>>694563900
Continue to wank
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Roll
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>>694548764
r
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roll
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roll
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roll
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rolling
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>>694548764
Rolling
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roll
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>>694563900
Re-rolling
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roll
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rolling
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>>694548764
Any amount multiplied by zero is zero
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rollin for morning workout
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I started like month ago, and could do like max 5, now Im rocking 25 at once easily, what have you done with your life?
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>>694564601
Off by one
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How'd you know I had my hand on my dick
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roll
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>>694548764
ima rollin
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ALLAH ROLLBAR
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Roll
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>>694548764
rollerino
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roll you fat faggots
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Rolling like a fucking idiot
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>>694548764
rolling for 00
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>>694548764
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>>694548764
Rowlin
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Rollo
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roll
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r r r r r rawlin
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rolling
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Hard mode :ON
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roll
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>>694548764
rolling for 69
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>>694548764
roll
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>>694548764
fuck ytou op
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>>694548764
Lol i aint gonna do shit fuck you, you little bitch.
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>>694548764
I can't
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>>694566492
You couldnt pop one pushup fat boy
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i shall not be a pussy and do these.
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roll
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>>694566588
O bitch it's on.
You think i can't do push ups.
Just wait.
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Hard mode here I come.
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hmm
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Roll.
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>>694548764
In sets of 20
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hardmode, leggo
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Roll
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roll
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>>694548764
roll
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i am
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>>694548764
Roll
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I want this post to murder my 6' 140 lb twig body
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Rolling for later
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But I gotta peeeee
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rollan
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>>694569701
kek
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>>694548764
roll
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rollerino
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99 get
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>>694548764
Roll
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rolling in the deeeeeeeeep
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Roll
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roll
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>>694548764
raul
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>>694571099
Nice
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>>694548764
I'm back for more. I just had three packages of instant ramen. I will decorate my floor with thrown up noodles and blood
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>>694548764
re11
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99
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>>694571401
>1
Top Snek
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>>694571099
Kek 198
>Also roll
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>>694571888
Fuck that. My first fucking trips...

May as well do the last 3 digits so I never forget this day
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>>694548764
roll
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Oke
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>>694548764
rolller
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rolll
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>>694548764
lets get some push ups in
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rollando
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>>694548764
kms
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99 get
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rol
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roll
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Roll
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>>694548764
Im just gonna waste a space in the thread without doing the push ups, I like my fat flaps :^)
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99 get let's do dis
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