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Who is the most beautiful celebrity on earth and why is it Scarlett Johansson?
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>>694547888
Idk who is starlet johansen.
But the most beautiful celebrity is definitely Lia Marie Johnson.
She is a goddess of beauty. An angel of perfection. My biggest crush since I was 15 (7 years ago). Lia is lovely, Lia is gorgeous as fuck and the most adorable girl ever. Lia is stunningly cute. Lia is a princess. Lia is love, Lia is life. I fucking love Lia. Lia Marie Johnson will always be my biggest crush.. Lia is ansolutely amazing.
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Is that pic of her being handed a cum tribute real?
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>>694549271
yes
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>>694548517
kill yourself my man
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>>694548517
calm down virgin, and learn to do math, 7 years ago you were only 9 years old
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>>694549271
>>694549964
Post it pls
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>>694547888
>butterface
>beautiful

Kek
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>>694550247
kek
>someone is failing at trying to be funny
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It's either Scarlett or Emma Stone.
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Yeah okay, I'll join in OP

Also Scarlett is my celeb crush, I would litterally do anything for her
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gomez is > than every celebrity out there right now.
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Op, you're a fucking fagot.

The most beautiful celebrity on earth is Emma Watson
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>>694550707
Selena is a solid 9/10 not 10/10 Like Scarlett

Also she still looks way too young and she's been tainted by the beibs
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>>694551009
this
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>>694550707
No

I still see her as a kid, because I'm actually above 18 and not a degenerate
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>>694551009
7/10 for Emma
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>>694551009
She is a FEMINAZI man-hating talentless cunt. Apart fron Harry Potter, her career and movies are total shit!
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M-My mistress Scarlett Johansson is such a beautiful w-woman... she h-has many m-men t-trying to get at h-her almost every day... I-It m-makes me s-sick sometimes...
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forever, a timeless beauty in every practical sense
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I like her legs. I wanna live between them.
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>>694551033
>looks young

stop looking at old pics then.
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>>694551009
Emma is barely above average. I dont get why people like her so much. Theres absolutely nothing special about her. She might be good looking, but she definitely lacks the "cute" aspect. She is probably beautiful, but not cute ie. not girlfriend material, at all.
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Mila Jovovich is the best!
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Yup, she's pretty attractive for one of Derek J's Herpes infected celeb cum dumpsters...
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im indecisive between a few candidates, dont know everyones name though
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>>694553541


this one here aswell

>>694553326
is also a candidate on my List
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>>694553656
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>>694553748
this one is a redhead aswell
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>>694553862
No absolutely not... i hate her face.
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Perfection
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>>694554716
If we talked pornstars, then the talking would be over at Emily Bloom, but we are talking celebs
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>>694554800
I didn't know she was a porn star. Thanks for the info
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>>694555016
you are welcome
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>>694547888
Do I really need to say why?
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>>694555337
tell us anon
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>>694547888
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>>694555337
> no hot pussy
> saggy boobs
> not fit
yeah you need a pretty good reason for that one
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>>694555367
I wish you were her.
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>>694555401
I think her body speaks for itself
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>>694555524
what would you do to it?
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Sean Gares.
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>>694555460
Obvious virgin doesn't know what real boobs look like. Here's some saggy tits for you
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>>694555494
I too wish this.
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>>694555460
Or do you prefer fake boobs? All hacked up and scarred? On a man?
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>>694555823
Look at her mouth.
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>>694555798
sorry, my GF is 19, I am not used to old fugly used up women
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>>694547888

Trips say OP is right.
Also Scarlet has the best boobs.
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No Cate Blanchett. I'm disappointed /b/
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>>694555932
no, i already posted what I like and none of what you describe is turning me on in the slightest
>>694554800
>>694554335
>>694554261
>>694553862
>>694553748
>>694553656
>>694553541
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10/10. Shame her career is so dead. Fucking Dan the Man ruined her.
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>>694555798
Lol there is no such thing as "real boobs" as in a definitive definition. But Scarlett's certainly aren't anything special. I think she's 10/10 looks and even liked her in crap like "we bought a zoo" but was seriously disappointed when I saw her nudes.
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>>694556013
who's mouth?
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>>694556349
Elle's.
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sorry op
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>>694556277
>no such thing as real boobs
>what are boobs that aren't implants?
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The one that turnes me on more than anybody else, is Jenette.
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>>694556405
> dat upskirt in the mirror
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>>694556624
She has nice boobs fam
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>>694556590
I ment no such thing as a certain look all should have. Big small droopy perky ect. I've seen quite a few that are big and perky enough they could be fake but weren't.
The point was Scarlett's were a let down and implying hers are what most look like is wrong.
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>>694547888
ScarJo is overrated. She's only considered hot because of her tits...
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>>694552262
Kill yourself
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>>694556624
>tfw no iCarly lesbian porn
;_;
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>>694556405
it had a blue pixel in it

>>694556624
but she's all gross and shit
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>>694556878
Look at >>694556096
Not overrated.
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>>694557035
Would you prefer my cock in it?
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>>694556857
You obviously haven't seen very many boobs irl. Many of them really are a letdown. Very few are as nicely shaped as Scarlett's. Very few of the same size as hers that is.
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>>694557005
>iCarly lesbian porn

I would watch... again and again and again and aga....... you get it.
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>>694547888
Horse face
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JESSICA BIEL YOU BLASPHEMOUS FAGGOTS
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>>694557125
man, it'd be wonderful if she had a cock

>>694557209
dude, stop arguing about seeing boobs irl
it's beside the point
we're talking about the top drawer here
top drawer chicks don't have saggy boobs no matter how common they are in real life
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>>694550514
i laughed
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>>694557340
good but shes no megan fox
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>>694556857
dont find her tits too disappointing, but i also like her face and nose dunnily i kind of always see some aspects of ScarJo in my GFs Faces, I dont know what i do wrong...
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>>694557423
Do you roleplay?
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>>694557086
Yes. ScarJo is definitely overrated...
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>>694557209
Lol I've seen plenty of boobs. Your obviously just not getting very good girls. I admit plenty of big ones end up being pretty droopy but plenty that aren't too.
Pic is my ex. 24 and all natural d's.
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>>694557423
Please stop with Dove. She isn't a goddess...
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>>694547888

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgq-P_grmUw
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>>694554335
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>>694557549
She may wear a D, but those arent D's noob
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>>694555367
tfw she's a twin
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>>694557925
Liv or Maddie?
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>>694557005
Any nudes?
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>>694557549
Kek. If you think those are d-cups, you really are retarded.
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>>694556144
That's because Kate Blanchett is 47 years old, gramps. Get off of 4chan, Dad, or I'm telling Mom.
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>>694547888
Tips confirms.
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>>694557423
IMO scarjo has some top shelf tits.
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>>694557829
Lol check again. D's aren't really that big. She worked (not sure now) at bras and things a lingerie type shop in Australia. She was 100% a D.
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If you have to ask you'll never know

btw it's Chloë Grace Moretz
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>>694558468
No it isn't. Definitely not a goddess
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>>694558468
Hi Chloe
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>>694558364
Stop embarrassing yourself and go do a google search for d-cup boobs. Your girl is not even close.
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>>694557925
kek
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>>694558609
I've seen the bras moron. And she was professionally fitted in her job.
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>>694550514
i thought anon was pretty clever
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>>694558364
Nope. But keep telling urself that.
Like I said, she may wear a D, but those arent. She's a lying whore just like u...well u may not be a lying whore, but a very naive stupid fuck one.
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>>694558609
According to google scarjo is a DD and her boobs are certainly not bigger when not stuffed into something pushing them up.
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>>694558800
Lol obviously your a virgin with no idea and can't take your own advice and do some simple googling.
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>>694558717
Being professional doesn't mean a person is always right. Keep calling me a moron when you clearly have no clue what you're talking about, and no desire to even try getting educated on. I'm getting a good chuckle out of your posts at this point.
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>>694558931
Keep telling urself that kid. An A-cup can wear a D...doesnt make em D's
hahahaha fucking retards, smh
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>>694558854
I have no idea what retarded source you looked at, scarjo is a c cup
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>>694558966
I'm the one who has seen and touched them and the bras whereas your commenting based on one picture.

And I'm the one who googled it. There is even a site listing celebs bra sizes. You would be very surprised who wears a D cup.
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>>694558854
Here's another
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>>694559213
Then show more pictured faggot, but those are NOT D's hahaha
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>>694557528
in what sense?

>>694557631
she sure ain't a soap

>>694557925
it's like on full house where the one character was played by twins
so there's two twins per character on liv and maddie
so like four girls total

>>694558223
you're gonna have to give a date cos those things have changed more than I change my socks
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>>694559213
There you go with that "wear" word again. My dog can wear my XXL t-shirt. He's still only 14 pounds.
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>>694559274
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>>694559459
In the sense of pretending to be a celeb for fun.
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>>694559213
Why do you go on? That other anon is just trolling you.
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>>694556556
she has cankles and is a fat cow

http://images.lmgtfy.com/?q=Barbara+Palvin+fat
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>>694559520
If you honestly believe she has DD tits, you are seriously uneducated.
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>>694547888
you know she has herpes right
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>>694559213
Considering that more than half of women don't even know the proper bra size that they are supposed to wear, knowing what a woman wears isn't going to tell you what size their breasts are.
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>>694554335
Disgusting.
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>>694557631
Are you gay?
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>>694557691
stop
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>>694551009
Ew
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>>694559705
Nope your seriously uneducated. Again do 5 mind of searching. Search celeb bra sizes. There are numerous sites that list celebs by cup size.
You do realise cup sizes change with back size too? A 32d is a lot smaller then a 36d.
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>>694559746
I would proudly admit it if I got herpes from Scarjo
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>>694559852
No. She isn't a goddess though
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>>694559821
That's my point. To know what you real bra size is you get professionally measured. Which she had done. Apparently most girls wear bras smaller then they should.
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>>694551009
>filename
She's a woman now. She's all growed up.
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>>694559991
>confirmed for homosex
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>>694559884
>>694559821
>>694559433
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>>694559996
Still not a D, but I'll give her the D, then she'll at least have 1
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>>694559564
i'm good at it but It doesn't do anything for me
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>>694559884
>your seriously uneducated
>your

I don't know why you keep going back to celeb bra sizes. I'm just trying to help you figure out what a d-cup boob really looks like. Not those little b-cups/borderline c-cups you posted claiming to be d's
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>>694560181
Which celebs are you good at?
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>>694560212
Because it's pretty easy to look up celeb bra sizes and if your in this thread no doubt you have seen many of those celebs topless to compare.

As for the your I'm on phone and it corrected to that.

Just a story and hearsay but found this too. From elle magazine so may be more reliable then random sites. Says scarjo was an E cup.
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>>694553048
Looks like every average mexican chick i know in this pic.
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>>694558854
>>694559088

Here, I started a thread for you two fagots. Get out.
>>694560723
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>>694560105
Prove that Dove Cameron is a goddess
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>>694561089
You are the one who is claiming she isn't. The burden of proof is on you.
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>>694558468
Not even average.
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>>694559746
No she doesn't. Just because she fuck Derek Jeter doesn't mean they didn't use condoms.
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>>694560274
it's a matter of how well I know that person or their persona
anyone can be copied if you know what makes them tick
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>>694562082
ou're right... so who do you know the most?
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>>694562144
good question
but what I really should be doing right now is farming a mikasa in WoWs and jacking off.
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>>694562372
Tell me anon, a top 5.
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>>694547888
ScarJo confirmed
everybody else is shit-tier
Worship scarlett, but mostly, worship old scarlett's tits
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>>694562582
I don't keep a list.
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>>694563467
G?
Dove?

Any Emmas?
Fannings?
KStew?
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>>694563406
ScarJo tit bukkake?
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>>694563523
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>>694563637
sucking on those is way better
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>>694563406
>old scarlett's tits

She did not have breast reduction surgery.
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>>694563757
Come with me, G...
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>>694563774
but they'd be all cummy
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>>694563776
Yes she did...google it
>>694564445
who cares
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>>694564645
cum tastes horrible
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>>694547888
I'm guessing it's the nose job and breast implants.
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>>694564645
I did google it. Every result is nothing but speculation and gossip. Not one article of her talking about it. No confirmation from her people.
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>>694564723
you'd know.
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>>694564762
or maybe that she's been a fucking goddess since The Island
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>>694564942
Have you ever see real tits? Just wonderng
I think you could spot if in a huge span of time a pair of boobs is way bigger or way smaller
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obviously MEW is best, all people do know this
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>>694563849
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>>694565173
Not her silly.
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I'd probably go with Emma Roberts
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>>694565313
Why her?
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>>694565133
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>>694565133
Not even close to the true goddess
but stil...fuckable
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>>694565467
don't be rude, MEW loves you despite your sins
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>>694565313
>>694565374
Legs
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>>694565553
Pale legs?
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karen gillan
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>>694548517
Lia is also ballooning up like a girl who just got married. She'll be 300lbs before too long.
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>>694565531
I'd sin all over her face anon.
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>>694565553
And mouth
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>>694565675
good, mew wants you to be a good boy for her
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>>694565737
>>694565643
I was gonna say pale next
>>694565660
Emma + Karen
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>>694565751
MEW can be my mommy...
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>>694565853
Hello penultimateanon!
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>>694565942
what else would you do to her?
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>>694565853
>>694565961
Howdy.
Dadgum tornado siren just went off. Pretty sure it got struck by lightning.
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I dont fucking know Op why is it scarlet johansen
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>>694566000
Mae her climb ontop of me like a cowgirl.
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>>694566082
How are you?!
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>>694566179
oh my, very naughty
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>>694566301
Is that what MEW wants?
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>>694566201
'Cause of the tornado siren? There was just a lightning storm. Never looked like tornado weather. Hope my cousin is ok, tho.
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>>694566425
Your cousin needs you to comfort her, probably.
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>>694566398
mew wants her good boy to be happy, of course!
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>>694566497
Will she suck it?

That would make me very happy
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>>694566478
Probably. It's weird to think that four weeks ago I had never fantasized about her
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>>694566554
of course she will, MEW loves to please
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>>694566587
And now?
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>>694566646
Are you MEW... :)
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>>694566736
I might be ;_)
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>>694566689
It's happened at least five times now. Usually Emma was involved.
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>>694566814
Tell me more.
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>>694566784
I love you...
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>>694566869
hehe, I love you too, anon!
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>>694566814
Or Karen
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>>694566908
You have a greatttt butt.
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>>694566969
you think so?
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>>694556096
if you look bottom to top she looks prego
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>>694567080
Makes my cock so hard...
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>>694566845
It's usually Emma or Karen/my cousin kissing as I cum on their faces.
I haven't fucked her yet in my head.
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>>694567174
tell me how you'd worship my ass!
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>>694567230
Why not?
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>>694567233
Squeeze it and... maybe lick it.
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>>694567230
But one time I imagined seeing my cousin changing and she invited me in, and I came on her legs while she danced for me. Then she scooped some up with her fingers and licked it.
That's the story I was gonna tell that one night that nobody was doing storytelling
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>>694567333
mmm, I like the sound of that!
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>>694567295
Saving it for a night of storytime
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>>694567348
I won't lie penultimateanon, that's pretty damn hot. What was her body like?
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>>694567475
Tall and skinny. Great legs. She didn't end up with big ol jewbs, but that's just fine with me. Hers are about the size of Emma's. She's got long hair, which I love. I've never seen her feet and that's ok with me. But they might come into a story sometime because I know folks like that
Guess how drunk I am right now
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>>694567638
A little.

Do you mean like these tits?
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>>694567638
She's nice and pale, which got me looking at her at the shindig. She was wearing shorts that showed of A LOT of her legs. And a t-shirt that sometimes would rise up and show off her midriff.
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>>694567856
>>694567756
I'm completely sober. Just wanted to talk about my cousin.
And I think my cousin's are just a little bit bigger than that.
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>>694567856
Damn, she didn't strip off for you?
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>>694567856
I think shes hottest with her short hair or shaved.
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>>694567900
She wore deep red lipstick to our family reunion in the middle of nowhere.
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>>694567900
Ilike when you do.

Take a close look at Emma's boobs here.
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>>694567972
>>694567962
>>694567925
Nope. Maybe next time I'll ask her to go off somewhere with me.
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>>694568041
Somewhere quiet and private? With a bed?
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>>694568041
>>694568003
I like taking a close look at em. My cousin's are just about the same size. But they looked bigger because that thin t-shirt she was wearing was so tight.
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>>694568163
Did she have a bra on?
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>>694568163
>>694568096
>>694568243
Damn, Emma.
And maybe we'd just lay a blanket down somewhere the first time. And some ice for drinks. And for me to rub on her if it gets hot.
And yes, she had a bra on. No pokies.
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>>694568416
Rub yourself against her ass?
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>>694566425
>>694566587

blonde hair/black eyebrows
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>>694568575
Nah, just rub some ice on her the first time. Get a few feels in. Tease her a little bit.
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>>694568782
Sounds good.

So when she danced for you was she grinding on it? How did she mae you cum?
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>>694568782
Welp, I better get back to bed. Storm's passed now. I knew there wasn't gonna be a tornado.
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>>694568782
source?
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>>694568841
>>694568839
She grinded on it some. Got down on her knees a few times in front of me and got her mouth real close. She can tease, too.
But I ended up jerking off onto the back of her legs and her ass some as she looked back at me kinda biting her lip
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>>694568940
Some BBC sketch show, I think
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>>694569064
Did she like that? I bet she loved it, and the taste
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>>694569137
She loved it and said we'd have to do it again. Maybe this weekend. Hopefully this weekend.
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>>694569137
>>694569226

exchange emails so that you can suck each other's cocks and then get the fuck out of my thread.
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>>694569226
Maybe you can go all the way. Maybe I can help her too.
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>>694552262
knock thst shit off or shut the fuck up
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>>694551009
>boring face
>boring dark eyes
>boring dark hair
why is she even in a scarlett johansson thread?
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>>694556096
Is that pic shopped? She looks different.
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>>694569785
that pic was taken before her breast reduction
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>>694569785
maybe its something with the lighting?
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>>694548517
Lia's a one trick pony.
Posing like a ditzy bimbo is all she's good for, and that relies on her being 15. The further ste gets from that age, the less anyone will give a fuck about her.
>but she's 18 or 19 or whatever
Exactly.
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>>694569785
it's an optical illusion
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>>694553326
plus she saved the universe from angry beethoven once
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>>694553326
multipass
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>>694553326
no tits. not even an A cup.
>wearing a bra is pointless
>might as well be a boy
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>>694563406
>Worship scarlett
No. Just... No
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>>694568533
Fuck off about JLo
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>>694570210
everything you say is wrong
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>>694570619
here's your reply you lonely person
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>>694563757
Gross
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>>694570876
>>694570659
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>>694558468
kill yourself
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>>694563181
this is gold - thanks anon
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>>694550728
Wtf is with the shit shop?
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>267 replies
>63 posters
ITT: talking with myself kek
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>>694547888
>Most beautiful
>Scarlett Johansson
She's only considered "beautiful" because of her tits. She's overrated and definitely not a goddess...
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>>694573826
I found the homo
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>>694572560
>What are discussions?
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>>694573896
I'm not a homo. She is hot, but her tits do help a lot...
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>>694574311
Denial is one of the first indications of homosexuality.
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>>694574965
Then what is acceptance?
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>Scarlett Jewhansen
>short plump no-talent hack whose face is averagetier
>only gets jobs because she's one of the few decent looking Jews when they need a bimbo role
Goddess Li's jimmies have been rustled.
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>>694547888
Very hot, but I'll raise you a young Jennifer Connelly
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>>694576185
she isn't young anymore.
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>>694574965
Dude, I'm saying that she's hot. How does that make me gay?
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>>694576365
She's still hot though
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>>694576428
Saying that she's hot doesn't make you gay. Saying that you're not a homo does though.

>the lady doth protest too much
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>>694576561
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>>694577048
>replying to bait
I actually think that ScarJo is one of the hottest celebs. Well done. Proves that /b/ is now full of factors.
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fuck off
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>>694576831
literally has skin cancer.
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>300 replies
>no Kristen Stewart
Fuck is the matter with you people?
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>>694547888
>bump limit reached
Thank you. No more ScarJo on /b/...
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>>694578278
im dumping emma tho
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>>694566646
who is she ?
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>>694578345
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>>694578389
an overrated actress
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>>694577349
>>694577387
>>694577572
>>694577694
>>694577713
>>694578345

She was hot 8 years ago. She's 26 now. >>694551009

>not so hot anymore.
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>>694578345
That's fine. At least it isn't ScarJo...
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>>694578415
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>>694578046
>>694578126
>>694578205
>>694578249
>>694578249
>>694578345
lovely feet
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>>694557549
d or no d, those tits are fucking perfect
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>>694578516
youre retarded ive posted pics from 1 and 2 years ago. she filmed deathly hallows when she was 19 20 and she was smoking. shes been smoking since did you see Colonia shes qt as fuck in it.

also i posted pics from her when she was in her 20s
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>>694578531
she has lovely everything....that back
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>>694578974
>ywn grab emmas arms and pound her
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