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I'mreally drunk right now and I have the blade of a boxcutter,

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I'mreally drunk right now and I have the blade of a boxcutter, what do /b/?
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show tits or gtfo
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Trash it. Self-harm is fucking pathetic.
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>>694501316
you give a fucking timestamp
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Face + timestamp with the blade.
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>>694501316
Slice open your meat flaps and dump salt in the wounds then shit upside down and let it run over your face.
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>>694501316
Timestamp
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timestamp #cutforbieber
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This and timestamp
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stop seeing attention and go to sleep
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>>694501413
this
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>>694501316
Put the cutter in the the garbage and take a picture of your titties whilst holding some piece of paper with today's date and time on it.
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>>694501316
Show tits
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Buy an airline ticket to NYC. :)
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>>694501316
timestamp while you slice your clit in half down the middle
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Box cutter in pooper
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>>694501316
open a box
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Have drunken pity sex with me
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>>694501316
cut yourself deep really deep
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If you has any idea what to do you wouldn't /b here. Go get friend zoned again beta ass fuck.
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>>694501316
cut off those speedbumps on your face with a timestamp
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>>694501845
only if youre nearby. where you at anon?
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>>694501845
>>694501316

have drunken pity sex with all of us
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>>694501316
i want you to grab that razor and cut yourself some slack. none of us are perfect
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>>694501316
post a picture of your breasts or click the x at the top corner of your screen
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>>694501765
>true /b/tard right thurr
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>>694501316

chop off your nipple, then post pics
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Mail it to
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington DC 20500
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>>694501316
Don't cut yourself. Get a hammer, and smash your breasts against a table and take a swing at your tummy.
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shove it up your cooter
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>>694501825
Under rated post
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>>694501736
Top Zozzle
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>>694501950
Texas. That nearby?
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slice booty cheeks, take picture
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drink more
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Wtf has happened to us b. When the fuck did we start showing pity for the meek? Grab your ovaries and convince this wast of space to stop thieving our oxygen.
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>>694501316
timestamp fag
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>>694502454
id rather fuck her but whatever
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>>694501316
cut your nipples off.
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>>694502535
Then go right ahead.... Awwwe
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cut down the road faggot
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>>694501316
Get some anbesol and cut off your clitoris.
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>>694502454

>trying to nostalg for old /b/
>us
>hur internet hate machine
>narcissistic battlecry for support

goddamn mouth breather get out of here and let her cut her booty cheeks
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Time stamp.
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>>694502718
You are the cancer you hate
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>>694502790
tits or gtfo
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>>694502790
sterilize it, numb the area with anbesol, and then cut off your clitoral hood. You'll be able to cum quicker.
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>>694502790
a little lower
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>>694502790
Carve DTP into your upper thigh
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>>694502790
Cut your pussy then Lick the blood
Post pics
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>>694502790
You write well when drunk
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>>694502790
cut yourself ;)
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>>694502790
i don't see any tits. c'mon op, what's the point of being drunk if you don't do something tempting and questionable?
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>>694502790
Oh shit, oh shiiitttt.

>>694502095
Do this, do this!
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Go sleep
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Cut your nipple off
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Also I'm tristate area.
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>>694502902
this
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cut between your pussy and asshole to form a cloaca
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>>694503097
this, my doubles demand it
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>>694502790
throw it away, self harm is for pussies
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>>694501316
>>694502790
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>>694502909
med student. Biologically, this makes sense.
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>>694503109
not UK?
fuck thats me done
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>>694501316
PRAISE THE EMPEROR
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>>694503109
tits or gtfo
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>>694502790
First post full tits.

Then cut a penis on your forearm.
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Tips or gtfo
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Superglue them in such a way as to make a throwing star and become a ninja
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>>694501316
i suggest you stop being 14.
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>>694502790
cut your nipple
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>>694503109
Go home you attentionwhoring twat. Noballz wont do it. Enjoy suffering.
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>>694503300
Winrar
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>>694503205
>8/9/15
>14/7/16
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>>694503205
slice your clit
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Cut your nipple and take pics
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>>694503205
followed by this
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Put blade aside and show us more of those sexy lips.
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"Tits or gtfo" lol
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>>694503109
Multiple areas in the US are referred to as the tri-state area.

Are you in North Jersey? That's where it's most often used.
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>>694503228
Similiar membranes, that's why I said anbesol. The cumming more quickly is truth too.

Med student agrees, so OP must do it.
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>>694503503
Slut /thread
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>>694503550
Nice
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>>694503465
papermate or staedler?
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>>694503503
Hey thats pretty good
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ass cheek near hole?
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>>694503550
>>694503599
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>>694503503
sterilize the blade, anbesol the area, cut off your clitoral hood.
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>>694503503
first time I've been on time for one of these threads. put the razor blade down and take a head to toe. don't really care for the blade. I'm sure other anons will
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>>694503205
deeper pleaase
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>>694503503
hey you're pretty hot
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>>694503599
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Clit?
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>>694502454
The fuck is b?

>what happened to us
Stop pretending to be an oldfag, newfag.
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>>694503503
Cut cleavage area.
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>>694503550
>>694503599

look at that
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>>694501316
Rate my cuck OP?
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>>694503550
>>694503599
Damn son.
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>>694503762
This
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>>694501950
How about Canada
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>>694501316
Doggy style, cut panties
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Throw it out
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show your face and cut cheek
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Cut your tit and lick the blood
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>>694503503
Sharpie in pooper
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>>694503703
idk, never really asked

looked fucking sexy as it healed up though
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Show your asshole
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>>694503503
Tits are actually quite nice. Kudos
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>>694501316
Cut paper or some vegetables with it. I have a lot of fun that way.
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>>694503503
State your business
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>>694504120
this
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show us your cunt and then your face. What is your facebook?
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>>694504110

OP. Sterilize the blade, anbesol the area and cut off your clitoral hood. A med student agreed with me when they said it makes sense. You really should do this.
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>timestamp from last year

Fucking summerfags are a different kind of retarded
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Cut little deeper and suck blood? Or too fucked up?
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>>694504110
I think I have a new fetish

sadly there's probably not much content for it lol
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put the boxcutter down and rub one out for the cam
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>>694504290
do this
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>>694504333
checked
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>>694504320
no it's not dumbshit
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>>694503550
Witnessed.
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Full body but you guys are boring me I'm trying to bleed
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Sharpie in pooper
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Cut your face up so you truly know what it's like to be ignored because of how ugly you are.
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>>694501316
you are legit cancer
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>>694503109
What's your area code grill?
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>>694502790
Go to bed Sarah
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>>694504505
well op whats your facebook or open up a live cam for us
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>>694504505
where did the cuts on your boobs go??
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>>694504517
What if she's already ugly?
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>>694504505
THIC
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>>694504505
so do this: >>694504110

matching on the other side
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>>694504290
Why do you want to know her facebook, faggot? Planning on white knighting. This is an anonymous image board for a reason.

>Moot would be disappointed
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>>694504505
show previous scars...
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>>694503503
You better fix that acne
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>>694504505
don't do anything illegal
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>>694504505
slice my name, sam, on your left tit.
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>>694504505
cut your clit then you fucking inbred
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>>694504505
Cut your check, lightly from cheek bone to mouth
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>>694504633

I don't know. I just want someone to feel my pain.
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I wanna see that ass
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slice ass cheeks and show hole
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>>694504505
show ass
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Go to sleep
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>>694504505
Cut "For /b/" into your stomach
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>>694504505
Why is /b/ so fucking mean lmao
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Cut your clit
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>>694504505
CUT YOUR TIT AND LICK THE BLOOD BABYGIRL
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Cut you ass for us thats so sexy
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>>694504883
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Sharpie in pooper, carve "I love anal" on your ass with the razor
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>>694504505

sweetie you bleed every month for the majority of your life

i share your frustration and can only say that one substance replaces another, but the hole cannot be filled
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>>694504505
Dont you do that enough one week out of the month?
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>>694504505
seriously op, what tristate area? I'm in one, i'll come bleed with you. Just name the state.
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Not cutting my face or my clit, try again.
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>>694503503
Nice
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>>694504945
>>694504945
>>694504945
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You're a dumbass
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>>694504505
the wait for your period
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>>694501316
cut "slut" on your forehead
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Cut your cheek, from cheek bone to mouth corner, it will look sexy, because you have that blood/tounge action
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cut ASS cheek and show ASS HOLE
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cut a line connecting your nipples, and another perpendicular line along your sternum
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>>694504505
Nice
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Anon, stop, you're better than this. Hurting yourself won't make it better...
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>>694504772
Implying you're the only ugly person in the world.
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Cut shoulder, lick.
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>>694505250
Do it ^^^
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Carve /b/ in ass check?
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Thighs... there's more fat there and you can do it deeper...or your forearms...if you're looking to bleed.
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>>694501316
>
>>694501316
put it in youre butt
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>>694501316
backfilp
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>>694505314

Well, we go unnoticed, true.
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Scarify your ass with MOOT
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>>694504290
you're probably some fat 40 year old indian dude. jesus christ why the fuck are you asking for her facebook? do you honestly think she will give it to you?
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Cut on live stream pls
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Cut "Check 'em" in ass.
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>>694505296
it seems more like her fetish than an outlet
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>>694505419
I'm ugly, I don't go unnoticed.

Well, I do at first.. but I do something about it after
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No need to cut yourself up.
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Cut shoulder
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i see potential this grill becoming quuen of /b/
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>>694505361
Carve /b/ in ass cheek!!
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>>694505432
This
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>>694505394
Change the angle, faggot!! I can't keep tilting my head.
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>>694501316
Stream cutting toes off please
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>>694505554
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>>694505361
i suport this
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Cut triforce on your thigh next to puss. And what state?
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>>694505544
Dubs speak truth
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Stop cat scratching then,pussy OP
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>>694504945
this

I want to see some bleeding titties OP
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>>694504505
>>694503503
>>694503109
>>694502790
>>694501316
I hope you're happy, knowing that I will be masturbating furiously to these pictures and the rest you post later, OP. May you have a wonderful night / day :)
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carve "broken on your thigh
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>>694505361
i second this motion
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>>694504505
Fuck you whore, we've given plenty ideas, youre just a pussy
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show soles
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>>694501316
Carve "Winrar" on inner thigh!
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>>694502909
Or better yet, cut of the clit. Then you can focus on only Cummings vaginally.
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>>694505754
emo gay ass faggot fucker.
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>>694505361
Do it faggot
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>>694503542
>looking it up like a fag

I don't live there anymore but you live in pa, wv, or oh. I'd assume you're from pitt for some reason, or maybe morgantown.

anon that said take a head to toe pic/
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Cut /b/ in chest and use blood to draw dickbutt
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luvurself
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Lol I'm located in nj. Kik is jaybie.baby
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>>694501316
full face whit blade on toung
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>>694504505
put binder clips on your nipples
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dont do it
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>>694505982
boring
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>>694505982
do u have snapchat
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>>694505361
Rolllll
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>>694505982
sigh

it's fucking amateur hour in /b/ tonight
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>>694505982
this is fucking pathetic CUT DEEP NIGGER
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>>694504505
Carve my name into your body. Thats what my baby girl has done.
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>>694504882
because attentionwhores crave it
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>>694505982
just go to bed you fucking twat. stop feeding the cesspool that is /b/
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>>694501316
cut off your clitoral hood
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cut off your cornea
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>>694505982
oh shit that's deep kek
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>>694506122
Nice dubs.
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>>694505982
>I wanna bleed
>makes small scratches on skin
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>>694506114
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ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS
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>>694505982
you're such a hard criminal
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>>694501316
get some balsa wood sticks and cut them to various lengths and see if you can make a bridge that holds at least 3 text books
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>>694501316
Carve /b/ on your thigh or back or some shit
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>>694505982
Cut "TITS" on one breast, and "GTFO" on the other
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I have an idea, push entire blade into breast
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This bitch is why females deserve ridicule
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>>694505014
>sweetie
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>>694505982
u gonna go deeper to come the quuen
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>>694506122
I got dubs and I ORDER you to mutilate at least anything on your body.
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>>694501316
Have a sober driver get you to the grocery store during the production shift. Whip out your box cutter and yell, "Get putting this crap up. We're in big trouble if it doesn't get done." After cutting the shit out of the staged cases, turn them over. Buy more booze on your way out.
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Cut another pussy
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>>694506487
This guy gets it.
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>>694506465
bae is certainly better when you're trying to impress a girl
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Sharpie in pooper come on now
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>>694501316
carve /b/'s slut on your tit
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>>694504505
Cut "slut" somewhere or something, that should be interesting
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>>694506358
this
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>>694501316
Hey op knife and blood play turns me on,I love laying on my back and having a girl run a blade across my back and massage and or lick the blood off,and I'll return the favor. Nothing is more sexy to me than sharing clean warm blood
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Well that was fun. Good night /b/ros. I'll stop back in if I get drunk enough. Good night.
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>>694501316
>stab finger
>blood all around mouth
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>>694506566
FUCKING TWICE NIGGER CUT YOUR TOE OFF!
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>>694506666
quads demand
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>>694506666
QUADS DO IT
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Slice asshole. Must see blood to be approved.
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>>694506666
satan quads orders it.
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>>694506654
you're a regular Michael Angelo
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>>694506666
DO IT
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>>694504505
>>694505982
im sorry i thought you were
>trying to bleed
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>>694501316
Wait....
Blondie is that you?
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>>694504505
Why the flying fuck would you try to cut yourself? Are you an emo?
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>>694505982
>small ass cut
Wow, OP is a faggot!
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>>694506666
checked
quads demands it.
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>>694501316
so anon you like 15 or 16 lol
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>>694506666
Quads demand it from you
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>>694501316
Cut up some fucking boxes!!
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Boring
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>>694506654
the bottom half is drawn extremely well. the hut looks weird tho
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>>694506752
Fuck, if you come back, be ready to mutilate yourself far more than a few light scratches, or don't bother.
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>>694502790
>cut off clit
>fry it up
>eat it
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>>694504608
Jesus, not only are you new, but you have pathetic comprehension skills and no common sense
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>>694506752
Fucking fake af lol the other pictures aren't made by you
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Draw a star around your nipple with the blade :D
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>>694506911
timestamp faggot!
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rip your fingernails off

stop being a pussy
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>>694501316
hold it next to your pussy and pic
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>>694504882
WHY IS /B/ SO FUCKING MEAN LMAOOO THIS IS SO ME RN FAM DAMN DANIEL DAT BOI O SHIT WADDUP
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>>694507085
There is one you fucking new fag
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>>694506752
this thread was so promising when it started

I thought you were trying to bleed, OP? because you sure as fuck failed at that
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>>694507214
no there isn't, ancient fag
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>>694505982
Do some cuts in your leg and then rub salt in the wounds.
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>>694503550
that's more impressive than the dubs themself
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>>694505398
Mom, look! I found the newfag!

Mom: Stfu son, you're underage v&.
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Bring a sexier blade next time. I use a fucking box cutter at work all day. Get an Opinel No.8 if you're serious about this.
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>>694505647
you suck at shading breh
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>>694507257
>sure as fuck failed at that

She was whining for attention. Cutters are never truly suicidal, and are always needy desperados.
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>>694501316
Talk to your parents about your anxiety and how you feel that you lack value as an individual.

Or tits
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>>694505014
I like that image you've got there
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>>694507361
Please consider suicide you oxygen waisting pice of shit, I bet your dick looks like a gnome
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