Waifu claiming thread.
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>>694492239
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Claimed
Mizore got that other version?
Lewd posting heathens
today I learned Dio is a shit
I still don't like French tanks
>claimed
>>694500258
>Just raise that leg a little higher~
>>694500345
>>694500553
Yes!
Saved that too!
Last claim for the night
Back, had to give dog a bath
>>694499064
And it still bothers me why is that bra shit whatever pink inside the white shirt
>>694499096
Mine was alright, played some random ass zombie games with bros and slept lol
>>694499421
Is that a fucking suicide cult quote?
>>694500679
That's a given tho
Dio-sama...
>>694500679
Your heart is filled with heresy.
>>694500726
Bye anon.
>>694500769
Anon what if you are the heretic?
Claimed just Gundyr is Doran edition
>>694500679
>today
>learned
Just now?
Claiming the world's liveliest corpse, Zombina.
alright well i feel like im quickly dying so im gonna go.
blake claimed, but see you guys tomorrow
>>694500848
I carry Dio's will, if you are denying my statements, you are denying a god's will.
>>694500848
Matilda.
>>694500759
I love me some zombie games, the zombies in CoD WAW were fantastic.
>>694500944
Goodnight beautiful
>>694500951
>god
Dio is a half vampire with a massive ego
Madoka Kaname, Claimed.
>>694500942
How could you even live with yourself when claiming such a trash waifu?
Please fuck my waifu.
Sup Gentleman.
Wheres my Ps4 Waifu Overwatch squad at.
Maki, Yuno? where my true playas at?
Pinky *leny face*
>>694500759
Science
She said her nipples are like cherries~
https://youtu.be/xiEycVMKoJo
>>694500944
Bye dubs anon.
>>694500951
Dio is made from flesh, meaning that he will die eventually so he isn't a God.
>>694501189
There's no such things as half-vampire in Jojo, in fact the only connection Dio's vampirism has with normal vampirism is the whole blood collecting and infecting others thing. If anything a "half vampire" is one of Dio's zombies.
>>694501424
That's pretty good.
>>694500722
That's too lewd!
Tali is best waifu
>>694500944
Have a good one
>>694501135
WaW zombies is elder god tier
This game we played was okay, got bored rather quick tho it still fun to dick around wih my bros
>>694501245
Hello madoka
>>694501342
Right here nigga
>>694501522
Hmm I'm no titty person but I like me some cherries~
>>694501689
What are you, muslim?
>>694501689
Well, just bend over then, I'll do the work~
>>694444444
>>694501596
Well actually if Dio didn't fuck it all up in his fight with Jotaro pic related is what would've happened to him.
But I guess it doesn't really matter since Jotaro beat him again because y'no he's the "hero" so he got super special strenk made specialy to beat Heaven Dio
Look at my dubs faggots.
Must always claim Juvia as waifu.
>>694501623
is that your excuse for being unable to kill a few children and an old man?
>>694500769
Im making some fan art for you Dio!
You will love it!
>>694501999
>Tr...Tr... Trips....
>>694501816
>What are you, muslim?
Nah.
>>694501867
That's pretty lewd.
>>694501999
Those are trips though, anon.
>>694502088
>Plus mah dubz
>>694502088
Trips to dubs, check my singles!
Claimed
>>694501251
hibike euphonium
>>694501999
Fuck me in the ass with a shotgun, those aren't dubs.
>>694502088
And you got dubs.
>>694502104
I know, I should commit seppuku due to my failure.
>>694501999
>>694502088
>>694502170
Trips, dubs then singles.
>>694501999
That's trips ya dumb
>>694502104
Good, would had to purge you if you were
>Thank god you're not
PS4?
PC?
Let it be known if you play!
>>694501816
Dude i Sensed you. You wanna play tonight?
>shino
>>694502247
Check'd
>>694501867
Hey, it won't let me talk to you on telegram
>>694501816
What was it called?
>>694502045
Joseph's revival is actually a plot hole, and he fucked Kakyoin up, technically twice and I'm not talking about the thing that plays after Joseph realised what was Dio's power. Dio did fuck it all up agains't Jotaro I mean sheesh that was just fucking bad, but I still love him.
>>694502050
I can't wait ot be disapointed.
>>694502104
No such thing as TO lewd.
>>694502306
Sure I need to warm up with genji
>>694502364
No more room in hell
Fuck if I know what you're suppose to do, I just killed zombies
>>694502467
This man speaks the truth
>>694502347
One sec, let me check it.
>>694502296
That is a different anon, anon.
>>694502299
Fine watch me get dubs now.
Well I feel like I am slowly passing out, see you later waifu.
>>694502542
Fuck, watch me get them dubs now.
>>694502284
That's not the kind of (You) I was expecting.
>>694502520
Let me eat some dinner. I just went to the asian food market and got all kinds of exotic ramen. But im down to jam tonight
wheres old best idol.
>>694502681
I give up.
>>694502347
Try to start a chat now @Mizoreishere
>>694502728
No idea, probably died in 'nam
Is this lewd enough?
I still haven't found anything good to watch
>fuck me sideways
>>694503020
>fuck me sideways
Y-you too...
>>694502520
Sounds interesting. As long as it involves killing zombies. Ever play Left 4 Dead?
This guy slaps your waifu/husbando on the ass, what do you do?
We posting lewd?
>>694503348
Be careful. It is one of the more difficult zombie games. Dying is suprisingly easy.
>>694502396
Ive finished my masterpiece!
>>694503445
No.
this is probably the Lewdist i have of Madoka, and i honestly feel embarrassed over it.
i have a R34 folder, but any of characters i like feel awkward for me.
>>694503373
Take a shotgun to his face... No one touches Tali...
>>694503348
Very briefly
last living aoyama fag and still standing
>>694502919
Dude so he is like a time traveling poster in /waifu/ but eventually dies in nam?
we could save him
>>694503538
You call that a masterpiece? Clearly you are an amateur when it comes to art, pic related is my masterpiece, something I've drawn a long time ago when I was still following my artist ways.
>>694503626
Yoh better not have any Mami pics....
>>694503829
Probably a time traveling demon, should exterminate him soon as possible
>>694504028
He has a gentle soul.
>>694503779
No More Room in Hell reminds me of L4D. I'd say if you enjoyed that game you'd like L4D
>>694503899
Teach me your ways! Howcan one be as talented as you?
For the love of god please worrrrrkkkkkk......
Hnnnnnnnngggggggg..
>shino
>>694504324
I'm half convinced that I've killed myself in NMRiH more than zombies have. Due to infection and saving my team from another additional zombie.
>>694504302
Fine hes spared for the time being
>>694504324
All I know is L4D has animu model mods and nearly every pee seaers have it
>>694504394
I can't teach you anything for I was simply gifted with oustanding Dionising abilities, I've stopped using them a long time ago though, I have a bit over 250 pictures of Dionised waifus, I believe the fact that I've stopped the Dionisation is the reason why my gets have gotten a bit scarce.
>>694504839
But how many pics of Dio-nigga, lord of all inbreds do yoi have? I know I have more than you!
>>694505165
Probably, after all I'm not that much into monkeys. Unlike you, or so it seems.
>>694504731
Hell yeah there is
>And hell yeah I do
I'm off to bed. Night everyone!
>>694505427
Sleep well yuuki!
>>694505359
But, Dio-nigga, you are a monkey...
>dragonslayer spear
>lightning clutch ring
Yuno why is this weapon so based?
>>694503932
Lwed or not?
>>694505621
Does this look like a monkey to you?
claiming boatie
>>694505621
You must have a hazy memory, I've already stated that Dio's skin is far too pure to be an ape's.
>>694505952
It does to me.
>>694505882
No lewd, and you have nothingnto worry about...
>>694505980
Mqybe not an ape's, but a monkey? Dio is a monkey confirmed.
>>694505957
Boat girls are great, but my favorite is seaport hime, If she even is considered a boat girl.
We post lewds nao?
>>694506287
No, take that cancer elsewhere
>>694506195
Dio actually made a small speech comparing humans to monkeys before he jumped in the air and floated a bit. Actually he finished the speech after the jump.
>>694506239
but... iowa is best boat.
>>694506287
lets get this started
Tohsaka Rin claimed
>pls no bully
Guys if I roll trips can we post lewds?
Kongou is best boat desu~
>>694506456
If he compared humans to monkeys, why does he take a human-looking form? These are questions that demand answers.
>>694506705
Fuck off.
Ask for them on Discord or something.
>>694505952
I want at least 4 lewds from all waifus if trips.
>>694506717
who the fuck cut that girls hair her bangs are wrecked
>>694506931
Re roll
Lewds for trips.
>>694506931
>>694506977
Well... Dubs...
>>694506931
Rolling
>>694507001
close fag
>>694506717
I disagree.
Lewds?
Absolutely no contest.
>>694506931
We gotta get this!
>>694506931
Roll
Finally back home, at least I can relax somewhat. I feel like Shino's idea of a few of us going to a streaming site to watch a show of our choosing would be a perfect way to unwind right about now. Just for the heck of it, I'm going to order a pizza.
>>694506931
Rollin
Rate my drawing skills
Watch me get trips for lewds
>>694506931
Dont worry guys, I got this.
>>694506955
It's just ruffled
>>694507109
To the gas chamber you go
>>694506931
Come on!
>>694506931
Rollerino
>>694507270
gon/10
>>694506931
Soon comerades, it will be ours!
>>694507323
Seaport is better by far.
>>694506485
You can say that if you want, but you'll always be wrong because I'm Dio and you're not.
>>694506791
Because even though the stone mask gives you complete control over your body and so I wouldn't be surprised that someone could drastically change their apearance with it, it would be kind of weird. The only "drastic" change some vampires do is become a bit more charming looking, but Dio was already a beautiful bastard to begin with and he'd lose his handsomeness if he took a non-human form.
Pffff you niggers can't roll for nudes, but I can.
>>694506931
We need the lewds
>>694507455
He gets it.
Them nudes be mine.
Trips for lewds
NUDES MUST BE DELIVERED
>>694507455
Technically she's not a ship since she represents Port Darwin.
well it's time to go to an early sleep
for once
Niggers if I don't get trips for lewds I am going to hang myself.
Lewd roll
>>694507604
Reroll
>>694507691
Well shit.
>>694507699
GODDAMNIT
>>694506931
I am a faggot, give me the trips.
None of you will be getting trips, unless you post "Power is what she has!"
Here is a small lewd because I know none of you will do that.
>>694507776
I ALMOST GOT FUCKING QUADS.
>>694507484
So he would lose his handsomeness if he did not look like a monkey? So monkeys are handsome to Dio? Hmm... very interesting.
>>694507802
I will get the nudes.
>>694507484
if this post has dubs, iowa is best boatie.
if not dubs, i will kill me self.
>>694507881
Anon no one wants to see lewds of your waifu because she is shit.
roll for lewds.
>>694507227
I was trying to figure it out.
But everyone i used was crappy. i need to find a site where u can stream video with chat and just chill.
LEWDS 4 LIFE
>>694507980
do a flip
Lewds.
>>694507690
Goodnight.
Black lives matter.
Lewds must be obtained, we must keep trying.
>>694508012
Oh, look, you didn't get it.
I'm shocked.
>>694507023
post
Lewds
>>694507927
No, he has to look handsome to the monkeys or else he wont be able to charm them, I mean he even charmed a blind man, and that blind man even says that he's beautiful.
>>694507980
Hime is best boat girl.
We shall get the lewds one day.
>>694508212
Rolling for nudes is harder then it seems faggot.
>>694508188
Why?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>694508333
I GOT THEM BOIS, GIVE ME THE LEWDS.
>>694508305
Lets get right, INTO THE LEWDZ!
>>694508305
Hey it's other yuuko
>>694508263
>>694508098
god damn all of you
>>694508333
O SHIT WINRAR
>Rolling 50 times in the same thread
>"GEE I WONDER IF I'M GONNA GET TRIPS"
>>694508289
Whatever you say.
>>694508333
Congratulations.
>>694506717
thats not how you spell Murakumo
>>694508333
WINRAR
Let me get mah folder.
>>694508459
Thanks anon.
>>694508333
>trips confirms.
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>694508333
>tfw you didn't roll
>>694508333
Oh, shit.
START GIVING US THE LEWDS, WE WON THEM FAIR AND SQUARE
>>694508455
getting trips isn't that easy actually. since it's only like a 1% chance to get trips. i think... since uh.. dubs have a 10% chance, since there are only 10 digits: 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and 9
to follow after the second last digit. after that logic trips are 1% and quads are 0.1%. if im not wrong, which i prob. am.
>>694508569
Give me lewds Dio.
No thank you.
>>694508583
Fuck off faggot, we got these trips fair and square.
>>694508397
Nope.
>
>>694508416
Hi, can't chat now, sorry. I'm at work. Hope you're having a great day.
>>694508760
Here's a bulge.
>>694508830
LEWDS NAO.
We rolling for lewds now?
>Rolling anyways, no one can tell me otherwise.
>>694508044
For real, its a good idea, but should we also use the strawpoll for voting on what to watch like I previously mentioned?
>>694508333
Not going to give you lewds because you didn't earn them in my book.
LEWDZ!
Here is a lewd
>>694508876
10/10
>>694508923
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>694508927
Or just... nudes....
>>694508757
Still, it would be surprising if it was 1 or 2 rolls.
If you keep rolling it's bound to happen after a while.
>>694508923
>We rolling for lewds now?
No, don't be cancer.
>>694508980
This made me want to genocide everything on this planet.
>>694509056
L-lewds?
Can we just agree that there are some posters that should genuinely end their lives?
Anons this is how you get singles.
>>694508923
Check this out.
https://rabb.it/Shino83
>>694509180
No.
>gets trips
>doesn't say roll
No lewds for you Anon
Wow, this thread went from conversation to lewd rolling really fast.
>>694509265
And this is how you get dubs.
>>694509286
let me know if it works
>>694508757
But, it doesn't work that way.
Trips have to occur somewhere.
For example...
>>694508333
This GET occured in this thread, but it had to occur somewhere on /b/. It had a 100% chance of happening, because this post number had to go to some post.
Now, what thread is it likely to have these GETs? Well, threads were the posts are happening quickly, which was the case in this one when people were trying to get trips. So, if there are 50 posts in this thread in a short amount of time, you have more than a 50% chance of seeing trips.
Rolling for lewds
Okay fine. Dubz for lewdz.
>>694509286
>
>>694509302
LEWDS.
well, this is getting retarded.
i'm out.
So guys, lewds?
>>694509286
I fear no man, but that link...It scares me.
LEWDS GET!
>>694509497
its a streaming site i have my anime accounts and am showing shit.
>>694509604
You just don't want to give us the lewds.
>>694509410
well, ofc it will eventually happen. I meant it's a 1% chance for each individual post. take this post now as example, it should have a chance of about 1% to get trips.
>>694509604
See you later madoka!
if trips you all shut the fuck up about lewds.
>>694509667
If this shit ain't true I will roll quads for lewds.
>>694509015
>>694509067
I was joking, I'm not in the mood for lewds anyways. Basically what >>694509306 is saying.
>>694509404
Give me a moment, then.
>404.
>inb4 you jinxed yourself.
>>694509614
I already posted a lewd... Should I give moar?
>>694509067
yeah. i usually only get dubs when i dont need them and when i need them i dont get them :c
check em
>>694509824
Sure.
>>694509316
It sometimes happens, sweetheart. See you soon.
>>694509947
Kay. Lemme get dinnar then I'll be back.
>late Ama claim
Junketsu no maria is shit, Archangel michael looks like a woman and his proxy is a loli that can't even follow the will of the gods because she's fucking stupid and doesn't understand why sorcery is heresy.
Why is it so hard to be a big manly holy man?
>>694509694
But, also, people are trying to get trips, so it isn't random.
If someone sees that the most recent post number on /b/ was, say, 573, they might type something in quick, solve the CAPTCHA, and wait for a little bit, and maybe get 666.
If the most recent post was 667, they aren't going to get trips by waiting the same amount of time, they would wait longer. It's not a random number generator. Of course, the chance that any post you see is trips is 1%.
You wouldn't say the chance of me getting octs right now was anything above 0 percent, because we're not close enough to
>>699999999
>>694509970
Oh, hey there Sanae, sweety! How have you been?
Holy shit that anon didn't lie he is actually streaming some weeb shit 10/10.
>Disliking lewds
When did thread became gay?
Well its up and running i can stream from my cruncyroll account to waifu. Someones in there but they aint talking.
Im just debating on when to sighn into my shit.
heres my channel
Lets take a vote on what we should watch
https://rabb.it/Shino83
>>694510413
Link or bs
>>694510550
Don't dislike lewds the guy who got trips didn't roll though
>>694510406
I have to go now, so sorry.
>Sanae
>>694510614
It's me I have no clue how to use this shit, I am horrible at using PC's.
>>694510619
https://rabb.it/Shino83
>>694510550
Not gay, just righteous.
>>694510760
Oh, Ill see you soon then.
>>694510614
>I'm on mobile.
>The site says it doesn't support Android devices.
>Mfw.
>>694510941
Same...
>>694510717
Fuck him for failing roll
>>694510932
Righteous my ass, ya niggas need jesus to straighten yo gay ass
>>694510614
Alien 9.
>>694511199
Don't you have Hotaru to go lewd with?
>>694511199
But lust is a deadly sin!
>>694511370
DON"T EVEN START THAT
>>694511480
Liking lewds =/= lust
Being gay = deadly sin
