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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
Guess I've made some enemies.
Best type moon claimed.
Shiro claimed.
>>694426522
>the mudkip animal
It's called an axolotl, you rancid swine!
>homuroll of rancidness
Claimed
The usual
>claiming yum
>>694426892
Sachii
>>694426974
Them
>>694426992
Wenn Brot schmieren deine einzige Sorge ist lass mal tauschen.
>>694426998
Loli
>>694426923
>>694426522
Point Proven^
I just shit post under Night Raid. I claim no one.
Yea, it's PolitikZ up in this mothafucker, yea I'm about to go in on these motherfuckers
I got a hand on my gat
I got a hand on my gat
I got a hand on my gat
A hand on my gat
I got a hand on my gat
Hand on my gat
I got a hand on my gat
I got a hand on my gat
I got a hand on my gat
I got a hand on my mat
I got a hand on my sack
I got a hand on my cat
I got a hand on my (wife?)
I got a hand on Iraq
I got a hand on my crack
I got a hand on my sack
I got a hand on my mac
I got a hand on a bat
I got a hand on my sack
I got a hand on the rat
I got my hat on the (grat?)
I got my hand in the grass
I got my hand on the cab
I got my hand on the mask
The government's corrupt
The government's corrupt
Open your third eye
The government's corrupt (yo)
Open your third eye
Open your third eye
Real Hip Hop
Open your third eye
I got a hand on my gat
And I don't give a fuck
I'm a real motherfucking gangster from the streets
And I don't give a fuck
I got a hand on the gat
I got my real motherfucking hand on the gat
And I don't give a fuck
Fuck the government
Sachi and Yuuji get married
thanks for spoiling it for me
>>694427106
Hi Yume, up to anything?
>>694427106
Legs.
>>694427106
Ich muss auch Wurst drauf legen, unterschätzt das nicht!
Welche deiner Sorgen könnte möglicherweise größer sein?
>homuroll of бутерброд
>>694426992
Oh fuck off you lolicon nazi. I ask a simple question and you go all rag town on me. Don't even know what I did to spurn your hatred but fuck off.
>>694427184
Great, some whore trying to get attention. Your last (You) from me. Pick a better series like Nichijou. Better girls and we have actual members who claim from the show.
amane if my waifu
>>694427224
No I am tired
>>694427250
Post lolilegs
>>694427359
Oh verdammt nagut dann behalt dein Problem.
Du könntest gerne mein Schlafproblem abgreifen aka immer müde und unter 10h schlafen is ganz schlecht.
ON A STEEL HORSE I RIDE.
>>694427478
As if I want a (you) from a tomoko autistic fagget like you. Big threat. I would just be happy without you posting 130/150 images in a thread with your faggetry
>>694427488
(anon)
no
>>694427106
(You)me
>>694426998
>rattle rattle
>>694427215
no problem :v)
>>694427478
>lolicon nazi
You say that like it was an insult.
What's got you down, friend? Depressed because of your claim?
>>694427745
Das kommt bestimmt durch ein Beindefizit, aber keine Sorge, ich kann helfen!
>>694427974
Hey sachii how are you doing today?
>>694427745
Know the feeling, trying to decide on some dinner and really want a burger.
>>694427754
he came to town like a midwinter storm
>>694427745
I kinda thought i did?
>>694427974
>Rattle rattle
Hii Sachi
@694427765
You sure seem desperate for my attention.
Other members chatting away, but you and Shiro sure have your sights on me.
Am I a tsundere magnet since I won Ruri?
I guess it can't be helped.
>>694427999
Nah. Not really down. I'm just not a fan of being assaulted by multiple people at once. It isn't fun. I may like to shit post, but if you are outnumbered even well thought out retorts are drowned out in all the "HURR DURR UR A FAG" "LOL NICE COMEBACK" "NO U" kinda shit.
And bandwagoners love jumping in on that kind of shit.
>>694428140
Look who's back.
Sup fag?
>>694428309
>>>/mu/
Watching Initial D and shit posting.
>>694428140
You really are an Autist aren't you?
>This guy took more time to change the reply to avoid giving me a (you).
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH
>>694427999
>checked
Ah der eine Kniestrumpf ist nicht ordentlich man das ist schlimmer als sterbende Menschen.
>>694428082
go for the burger easy
>>694428125
I didn't say you did not I just want more
>>694428309
Look its tats
>>694428447
>he wasted 2 seconds to type a @
>HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH
>>694428447
>You really are an Autist aren't you?
Pot calling the kettle black
![[a-s]_initial_d_-_07_-_a_racers_pride__rs2_[DDF9892C].mkv_snapshot_03.30_[2016.07.13_10.50.48].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fidkFbJ.jpg "[a-s]_initial_d_-_07_-_a_racers_pride__rs2_[DDF9892C].mkv_snapshot_03.30_[2016.07.13_10.50.48].jpg")
Just saying, Initial D predicted 9/11
>>694428444
Made a bunch of interesting new friends I see.
>>694426992
I guess this the first time I can say that I accidentally started an argument about Axolotl.
>>694426998
>Have a treat for effort then rattles.
>>694427974
Best maid.
>>694428056
Am I being partially ignored this morning or is there something that I'm not catching onto because I'm tired?
>>694428663
>interesting
Yeah.
Interesting.
I am watching Tokyo Ghoul Right now. I've already seen it but i still don't get why the Author that kaneki loves Gives up Anteiku
>>694427999
Oh look, some more useless trips.
>>694428140
I just made a joke about Tomoko being unpopular, because your accidental axolotl picture provided an opportunity for it.
I would have stopped at this point, but the way you are reaction makes it feel like you're begging for more harassment.
>>694428460
Sieht man öfters bei ihr. Es lohnt kaum, die Dinger immer wieder raufzuziehen, wenn man ohnehin immer zuhause bleibt.
>>694428725
Im not ignoring you bud. How are you?
>>694428801
I live in a world of "Talk shit, get hit."
And it wasn't me. There was another Tomoko poster and his image got swapped.
>>694428892
Ohhh soo edgy
>>694428801
Trotzdem!
Es gehört sich so also muss es so sein
>
>>694428140
tomoko backup incoming
Is there any waifu moar kawaii
>>694428460
Ahh i see i see.
>>694428725
>Rattle rattle
Thanks.
@694429009
Doshio...
Ruri is going to be jealous...
Doshio.......
Doshio................
>>694429182
No, as a matter of fact.
Many come close. But Tomoko is the kawaii-est.
>>694429659
>>694429182
I'll take my chances
>>694428868
Just tired from work, I'm driving back home now with a couple coworkers. Sorry I couldn't continue Kinmoza, I'll do that here in a few moments.
>One of the coworkers is driving or else I wouldn't be on 4chan atm.
>They don't care too much when it comes to what I do if one of them is driving.
>>694429188
Oh, you got dubs. Another treat for you.
>>694429182
right here
>>694430031
Oh well shit. If that's all i have to do to get treats...
>>694430031
You work night shift or what?
Claiming daddy vergil
Shauna claimed
>>694428056
a discount karen?
im alright you?
>>694428125
hi
nice bikini :o
>>694428725
best file names
>>694431035
Nice dress.
>>694431035
Im watching Tokyo ghoul over again. Lots of shit i don't get about this show. Have you seen?
It is time.
Post feet.
>>694431248
Post me some legs with stockings
>>694431248
>>694430295
I can't help it, Shizuru. Your waifu is too damn cute.
>>694430388
Not necessarily, I do contracting work, so I go from place to place to do my jobs. Something I should have told you is that some jobs require me to go a different state, so the drives can be a bit long. For instance, I just got done with a job at a hotel in Des Moines, Iowa.
>>694431035
We doing wedding dresses? All I have are kimonos.
>>694431248
Here I got you a 3 in one picture right here
Best chuuni claimed!
>>694431534
Her feet look broken
>>694428725
Oh, I see that happen all the time.
>>694428892
Makes it only more sad that two are claiming her.
>>694431248
>
>>694431605
Right? I love my little Shizuru.
>Kimono?
>>694431747
>>694431772
Test
>>694431248
Eww feet
Are you gay or something?
>>694431931
How many Tomokos ITT?
Finally got to Hunter x Hunter No. 46!
>no bully pls
>>694432135
>>694432385
>calling your own waifu a slut
lol k
>>694432448
But I'm calling YOU a slut. Not Tomoko.
Or do you believe you are Tomoko?
>>694432179
At lest two, probably more. It's just a meme waifu anyway, so it's likely shitposters who usually claim something real.
>>694432654
>implying I'm a shitposter
wtf mang?
>>694432604
>implying a slut can be a virgin
Literally what?
Claimed.
>>694431248
Okay then, just this once
>>694432784
Well, Tomoko is pretty much a slut, because she's lewd, perverted and would jump anything with a heartbeat. Her face is the only thing protecting her chastity, so yes, it is possible to be both a virgin and a slut.
It's the mentality that counts.
>>694432179
As many as your switches
>>694432827
Oh god they are multiplying
>>694433039
Cute, CUTE
>>694431115
nope i haven't seen it
is it any good?
>>694431103
same to you
>rattle
>>694431605
that's the only wedding dress i have and i have no kimonos
feels bad
>>694433091
Huh?
This guy isn't my husbando
He's just an avatar
A whisper goes arround the catalog.
Waifuist, don't you hear it?
These are the voices of shitposters!
Waifuist, don't you hear it?
traps and YLYL are whispering!
roll threads are whispering to!
The whispering comes from all cancerous threads!
Mobilization... against... /waifu/!
claimers! Lurkers!
Arm yourselves!
Arm yourselves with guns!
Annihilate the cancerous newfag armies!
Set all hearts on fire!
Plant your waifu claims of labour on every thread, on every post!
Rising from the ruins of the new cancerous threads, the old /waifu/!
Rising from the ruins of the new cancerous threads, the old /waifu/!
Claimers hear, they gather to steal waifus, and shout for lewds and degeneracy!
This is the war of newfags, against the waifuist!
Because the assault against the waifu claiming threads, is a strike in the heart of the old /b/!
And the flame war, which sweeps through threads now, is the war against you, oldfag!
claimers! Lurkers!
Arm yourselves!
Arm yourselves with guns!
Annihilate the cancerous newfag armies!
Set all hearts on fire!
Plant your waifu claims of labour on every thread, on every post!
Rising from the ruins of the new cancerous threads, the old /waifu/!
Rising from the ruins of the new cancerous threads, the old /waifu/!
>>694433079
>jump
She has no friends to jump anyone with
>>694433297
What
>>694433297(you)
Did you write all of that?
you must be pretty autistic
>>694433470
I am pretty autistic but in my defense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqr1BnpY628
>>694429908
>>694433697
Still had to change quite a bit of text just just for that
All other tomoko fags gtfo
>>694433850
>I am pretty autistic
>>694433151
Akiko is very cute
Rikka is pretty cute as well
>>694433151
Hello cutie
>>694433269
And it is you
>>694434261
What do you mean?
>>694433697
Anon what is this shit?
>>694434223
Aw thank you Akiko~
>>694434261
Hello commander I have good news for you
>
>>694434405
Angry poor people.
>>694434365
I am not really sure
>>694434418
You are victorious! Come to Wisconsin to get your ribs!
~~and maybe a different kind of meat~~
>>694434585
So communists? but I must say that panzer iv did look pretty nice.
>>694433297
>Arm yourselves with guns.
Already done.
>>694433213
Why must the world be so cruel?
>>694431913
Scratch that, get your guns, /waifu/ is being called to arms.
>>694434756
But I will be honest. I did not kill her she is alive but I have made her surrender! Oh finally I have been dreaming about this meat for the past few days
>>694434913
>>694434820
Aye chief.
>>694434831
Hey shiro
>>694434913
Surrender is enough, now if only I could mail cooked ribs to you
>>694434820
Is it time for revolution?
>>694427765
what's this from?
>>694435002
Hey friend, cute pic
>>694435124
Yesssssss. I know I wish you could too...I will just eat these imaginary ribs
>>694435124
Hello Fran. What are you up to today?
>implying you can't mail ribs
I sent cheese through the mail once.
>>694435285
>friend
>>694435285
Here they are
>>694435413
But how will I keep them fresh?
I'm feeling better, still just watching anime. almost done with Excel Saga
>>694435413
Yes. Friend, is it alright that we are?
>>694435680
Ohhhhh hell yeah
>>694435813
Yes. Any plans for the day?
>>694435018
Hell, even Sachii can use her chainsaw.
>Imagine the carnage.
>>694435124
Apparently so.
Claimed.
>>694435813
Do you like them a bit spicy?
>>694436072
ANARCHY!
>>694436155
Yuuko
>>694436072
That's actually kind of scary.
>>694435954
Awesome. Well in a little bit I have to run off to work but I will be back later for you~
>>694436367
Of course I do. Make em hot!
Mine.
>>694436486
I hope work treats you well.
>>694436367
Fran
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>694436486
No, don't go away!
~~how hot are we talking?~~
>>694436813
How are you?
>>694436970
I like her balls
Goddamnit, everyone who wants a funny anime to watch, go with Excel Saga!
>>694436684
Oh sorry you dont like my squiggle? I hope so too, I just want the work day to be over already. What are you up to today??
>>694437144
Dont have to go yet bb
I can handle pretty fucking hot stuff, so give me the maximum hotness!
poppy claimed
>>694437332
No, it's suggesting more squiggles! I'm not up to much, probably just a lot of Overwatch and music.
>>694436480
Scary indeed, but you're right, I need to calm down.
>Tbh I'd rather go for a stealth approach.
>>694436367
May I ask what your weapon of choice would be?
>>694437274
Holy feet
>>694437332
That's good, how much longer?
~~im talking a different kind of hot ;)~~
>>694437495
Poopy
>>694437144
as great as always.
>>694437274
feet feet feet
>>694436072
chainsaw you say?
>>694437721
Well i brought my knives?
>>694437512
Ohhhh alright here ya go! ~~~~~~~~~ Oh I wish I could just do that today I aint feeling the work place man
>>694437752
Like 2 hours, y.....you are...w..what kind?
>>694437721
Stealthily planted explosives
>>694437775
Good to hear!
>>694438380
I think you know what kind
>>694428309
You are replaceable
>>694438504
So what have you been up to?
>>694438736
Being sick and watching anime
Wew, anyone wanna lend me 500 bucks for my power bill?
Just kidding of course.
>>694439777
Totally would have gifted for trips, but if you're just kidding I'll of course not bother you.
>>694439417
Not when the revolution starts
>>694439777
Maybe, since you got trips
Thread is kill?
>>694437958
Yep, chainsaw. Or any motorized tools with blades. They get shit done in a zombie apocalypse.
>>694438299
Sure, knifes will work.
>>694438504
Nice. With me, my weapon of choice would vary depending on the situation. But I'd probably lean towards a thrusting weapon as my first choice.
>>694440101
I'm not one to beg. Well, not for money.
If I'm hungry I'll ask for food, sure, but if I want something unnecessary or make a mistake and money is the only way to solve the problem, I work.
I've worked a lot for a little bit of money, and I've worked a little bit for a lot of money.
A utility bill not being paid is nothing to beg over if you have even an electron of shame.
I made the conscience decision to ignore it.
And I get to reap the consequences.
I only ask for lewds on trips anyway.
>>694438504
I..I do and I want it
>>694441027
Lewd.
>>694440541
500 dollars thats like 6 months worth of not paying it. Maybe lay off the drugs.
>>694440452
But they are best for guerrilla warfare, and isn't that how this revolution will play out?
>>694441027
~~So we are going to get lewd?~~
>>694440541
Things really are getting lewd here
>>694444444
The shitpost that rocked a generation.
>>694441114
Were talking about ribs girl
>>694441229
I thought we were talking about rib sauce!
